CAPTION ME

Mike Tyson always messing with them nasty pigeons. He need to get a J-O-B already.

RUSH HOUR 3 IS A GO.

After all that drama that went on with the producers and Chris Tucker - he has finally signed on to be in Rush Hour 3. The funny man is reportedly getting paid 20 MILLION dollars plus 20% of the gross earnings. Can you say DAYUM!!! After all that drama, that movie better be good. Oh yeah, Jackie Chan is getting 15 million & 15% of the gross earnings, and will also own the film’s distribution rights in China and Hong Kong (read more).

FROM ASHY TO CLASSY.

Angela Bassett has always been classy, but I had to find a title for this. LOL. Anyway, Mrs. Bassett will lend her voice to Olay’s Quench body lotion targeting African-American women. “Olay’s Quench Body Lotion, made with shea butter formula and an exclusive amino-vitamin formula to get at that ash, purports to eliminate the need for constant reapplication.” That shit better work, because we all know Caress lotion was not made for black people. It’s like adding water to your skin - increases the ash potential.

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW

I guess he really is going out with RUDY. Sources told US WEEKLY, that Quentin Richardson broke up with Brandy because she dabbles too much with the Church of Scientology (she do look like an alien), and she was too much of a DRAMA QUEEN. Richardson has moved on and is now dating Actress Keshia Knight Pulliam. I tell you, Brandy can’t keep a man for nothing. Her and Halle Berry should become friends. Not to mention Brandy’s dumb-ass got a tat of his face on her back too.

AS ESSY WOULD SAY, “HOE SIT DOWN.”

Trina please stop rockin the cat suits, please! Her gut is all falling out and shit. I know she was chafed after this performance. (one more)

MARY LOOKS HAPPY

Mary and her husband Kendu look cute. Plus he can produce, because her new song “Be Without You” is my new joint.

RAY J NEEDS TO SIT HIS A** DOWN!

click here to see this fool in action
Yall have to see this shit! Yahoo music has this new thing called “Cover Art” where other musicians remake hit songs. This fool Ray J had the nerve to do Coldplay’s “Clocks” and let me tell you… he needed to sit that ass down. In the first minute, he is jumping around like he got a fit. Plus he tried to sound all hard in the intro; somebody needs to beat him down already. I wonder who told his non-singing ass he could sing.

Mary J. does not like X-tina

audio of the Mary. J’s convo (thanx gossipish.com)
Mary J. claims Christina Aguilera is rude. She said when she first met her, Christina put her hand out like Mary J. was suppose to kiss it. Mary also compared Christina’s attitude to Britneys, saying Britney knew how to “respect & treat people.”

And on a sad note.

People magazine’s outstanding single father was killed. I can’t even think of anything to say, this whole killing was senseless. I will say this though, many fathers could have learned some things from this young man. 18 years old and he knew what responsibility was. I hope and pray his daughter knows how good her father was. Rest in Peace, Terrell Pough. (read the article).

I KNOW FANTASIA IS MAD

Remember Jennifer Hudson? Probably not if you didn’t watch American Idol. Well she beat out Ms. Fantasia Barrino for the part of Effie White in the upcoming movie, DreamGirls. What’s crazy is Jamie Foxx AND Denzel Washington were pulling for Fantasia to play the part. But according to the producers of the movie, Jennifer “was born to play the part of Effie.” Jamie Foxx, Eddie Murphy, & Beyonce are gonna be in the movie as well.

I PITY THE FOOL!

A company called NavTones has signed up MR. T to be one of the celebrity voices of its in-car navigation system. “He will replace the computer generated voice typically provided and guide the driver with basic instructions such as “turn left”, the difference being he’ll add, “I aint playin” and then threaten you.” (read more) LOL this is funny as hell. Next time someone cuts me off, instead of trying to run them off the road, i’ll turn the volume up on my GPS and let Mr.T handle that shit. I PITY THE FOOL!

EVE (pic 1) (pic 2) (pic 3)

Eve has some new pictures out. I can’t hate, she is looking good. I wonder if she remember how to rap though. Because homegirl went straight hollywood on us; new teeth and all of that. Plus, I think I’m the only one who watches EVE on UPN, lol. Anyway, LOVE IS BLIND was my song back in the day. I’ll shed a tear for the memory. :’(

THE BOONDOCKS AIN’T A FLOP

The Boondocks are pulling in some high ratings for ADULTSWIM. Go ‘head Aaron McGruder. The word is last week it pulled in 1.1 million viewers. The show was also the most-watched program of the week on Adult Swim among adults 18 to 34 (source). Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow @ 11pm.

CL RUMOR MILL

Since it’s friday and what not, I thought I would hit you up with some rumors I’ve heard.

KEYSHIA WAS SUSPENDED FROM TOUR?

According to Atlanta’s radio station, V-103, Keyshia Cole and Kanye West had a falling out that ended with Keyshia being suspended from his tour. She was scheduled to perform with him yesterday (the 17th) & tomorrow (the 19th), but sources say she isn’t. In fact, the word is she isn’t going to be joining the tour on November 20th (as planned) either. I wonder what went down?

COMMON AND HIS NEW GIRL?

Common and that girl from Baby Boy are supposedly together. Somebody e-mailed me these pictures, so this probably isn’t true. Shit, I hope it isn’t true, I love me some Common.

NICK & CHRISTINA AREN’T TOGETHER?

According to Sister2Sister, Nick Cannon & Christina Millian broke up. Word is he cheated. But this could also be a publicity stunt, because you know they still hanging on to that little thread of popularity.
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*THIS CONCLUDES THE CL RUMOR MILL*, But don’t forget to hit me up @ concreteloop@gmail.com if you hear some new sh*t. Now back to the regularly scheduled programming.
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DIDDY VS. THE LOX

Drama is popping off between Styles P & Jadakiss (from THE LOX) and P.DIDDY. Yesterday The LOX went on HOT97 to voice their opinions about how DIDDY runs his business. They basically want all their publishing rights from DIDDY, because they feel like he ho’d them. I first heard about all this drama via Beautiful Hustle. But I finally sat down to listen to both their radio appearances today; and I’m like WOW. Personally, I always felt that DIDDY was a crook. I mean look at it this way, he is a fucking business man. He knows what he is doing; they just weren’t up on their game. They basically got played because they didn’t read their contracts correctly. DIDDY says, “the contract is 80% The Lox, 20% his.” But THE LOX says, “the contract is 50/50.” Who knows what is really going on? Make your own decision listen to the interviews via HOT97.COM.

WHAT THE F*CK?!

Dennis Rodman is a trip. There he is looking like Beetle-Juice at his book-signing in NYC. This fool even had the nerve to arrive in a coffin. Oh yeah and if you haven’t already seen his penis, go ahead and visit CRUNK & DISORDERLY.

SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE KIM A LETTER

If you want to send LIL KIM some mail in jail here is her address:
Include some paper and a stamped self-addressed envelope.

Kimberly Jones 56198-054

FDC Philadelphia
Federal Detention Center
P.O. BOX 562
Philadelphia, PA 19106

& DON’T FORGET

That new HARRY POTTER joint comes out today. I’m not gonna front, I love Harry Potter, fuck what you heard!

LISA from ANTM

I’m actually kind of mad Lisa got voted off from America’s Next Top Model last night. She was the entertainment factor this season. I looked forward to seeing what that crazy bitch was going to do next. I mean who could forget the famous pissing in the diaper episode? (diaper pic courtesy of fourfour.typepad.com). Granted, that shit was nasty, but she made the show. She needs her own reality show on VH1.

CONSERVATIVES FILE COMPLAINT AGAINST DIDDY

The National Legal and Policy Center, filed a FEC complaint against Diddy & his VOTE OR DIE/CITIZEN CHANGE campaign, on Tuesday. They say he violated some election law by telling people to “vote for John Kerry and to get Bush’s ass out of office.” (read more). They are hella late with this complaint aren’t they? Why are they trippin anyway? Bush unfortunately won the election.

QUICK HITS

- Page Kennedy says he didn’t flash anyone. Read about the real reason he got kicked off Desperate Housewives.
- Eve likes the feel of a cool breeze.
- Our favorite Christian has a bobble-head doll on sale on EBAY. Check that shit out. I’M A GOD WARRIOR!!!!
- Jacko doesn’t know how to read arabic.

LOOKIN’ FRUITIER THAN JUICY JUICE

click to see bigger picture of 50 In the first edition of “WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON” I will examine the picture to your left; a picture of “gangsta” rapper 50 cent. Here he is (lookin’ fruitier than juicy juice) on the cover of the December ‘05 issue of GQ magazine. Now on with the post.
When I think about 50 cent, I think about all the negative news that surrounds him all the time. His lyrics always potray him as a “down to kill” homie. Yes, he was supposedly shot 9 times. Yes, he came from the streets; and yes, he is the new poster child for gangsta rap. But what respectable “gangsta” would even pose in such a way? How could he have even approved this shit?
Now here are some serious questions that need some answers. What is up with that shirt? Why isn’t it buttoned up all the way? Does the arch in the eyebrow mean something subliminal? Is this an attempt by 50 to clean up his otherwise tarnished public persona? Who knows? But ask yourself this, WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON? Fiddy, you lucky I’m not Jay-Z, cause I would put you on blast faster than he did Prodigy at the ‘01 Summer Jam.