Every time I look at Vivica A. Fox, I see a life size barbie doll. Her face is so tight she can’t even smile correctly. This is due to the fact that her face might really rip. She really messed herself up. She use to look nice back in the day.

LISA from ANTM

I’m actually kind of mad Lisa got voted off from America’s Next Top Model last night. She was the entertainment factor this season. I looked forward to seeing what that crazy bitch was going to do next. I mean who could forget the famous pissing in the diaper episode? (diaper pic courtesy of fourfour.typepad.com). Granted, that shit was nasty, but she made the show. She needs her own reality show on VH1.

CONSERVATIVES FILE COMPLAINT AGAINST DIDDY

The National Legal and Policy Center, filed a FEC complaint against Diddy & his VOTE OR DIE/CITIZEN CHANGE campaign, on Tuesday. They say he violated some election law by telling people to “vote for John Kerry and to get Bush’s ass out of office.” (read more). They are hella late with this complaint aren’t they? Why are they trippin anyway? Bush unfortunately won the election.

QUICK HITS

- Page Kennedy says he didn’t flash anyone. Read about the real reason he got kicked off Desperate Housewives.
- Eve likes the feel of a cool breeze.
- Our favorite Christian has a bobble-head doll on sale on EBAY. Check that shit out. I’M A GOD WARRIOR!!!!
- Jacko doesn’t know how to read arabic.

LOOKIN’ FRUITIER THAN JUICY JUICE

click to see bigger picture of 50 In the first edition of “WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON” I will examine the picture to your left; a picture of “gangsta” rapper 50 cent. Here he is (lookin’ fruitier than juicy juice) on the cover of the December ’05 issue of GQ magazine. Now on with the post.
When I think about 50 cent, I think about all the negative news that surrounds him all the time. His lyrics always potray him as a “down to kill” homie. Yes, he was supposedly shot 9 times. Yes, he came from the streets; and yes, he is the new poster child for gangsta rap. But what respectable “gangsta” would even pose in such a way? How could he have even approved this shit?
Now here are some serious questions that need some answers. What is up with that shirt? Why isn’t it buttoned up all the way? Does the arch in the eyebrow mean something subliminal? Is this an attempt by 50 to clean up his otherwise tarnished public persona? Who knows? But ask yourself this, WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON? Fiddy, you lucky I’m not Jay-Z, cause I would put you on blast faster than he did Prodigy at the ’01 Summer Jam.

IN THE MIX needs to go IN THE TRASH

I was flippin through the channels the other day and saw this stupid ass trailer to Ushers new movie, IN THE MIX. Usher a bodyguard? What is really going on? They know this garbage should have been made for TV. I hope it flops, which will most likely happen anyway.

COME ON NOW!

I love me some PATTI LABELLE, don’t get me wrong. But she know she was wrong for coming out the house with all that makeup. She look like she is in drag. In fact, you can’t say she doesn’t resemble VING RHAMES from that movie “Holiday Heart.” That shit is too distinct. Here go one more for ya. (& thanx to CLAY CANE for that Ving Rhames picture.)

WHILE I’M AT IT.

I don’t care what anyone says, Tyra Banks looks like ET. She better phone home before they cancel her talk show.

MARY GOT REAL

I know yall probably heard about Mary going off on Mimi Valdes (the editor of Vibe) at the Vibe Awards this past weekend, but I had to post about it anyway. Mary was pissed about the picture they chose for the cover. In fact, I even made a post about it because I was so suprised how busted she looked. I tried to catch her acceptance speech, but my friend said they cut it out (they think they slick!). Here is an excerpt: “….For so many years, VIBE has given me great, great, great covers, but I must say, I’m very, very disappointed at the cover this time, so Mimi, me and you really need to talk, as women. No disrespect, but I really hated the way you guys shaved off my head, pushed my forehead way back behind my ears. I’m just insulted, so that’s no respect on the cover….” Mimi Valdes responded on the vibe site, so go check that out.
Mary know she got a big head though, she need to stop frontin…I still love her though.

THE GORILLA & HIS BAND OF MONKEYS

Fiddy and his group of followers, will grace the cover of the January ’06 issue of XXL. I wonder who will be the next fool to join his camp; I already called G.dubya. You know how Fiddy loves our President. Anyway, “Murder” Mase was wrong for how he pimped God, and then came back to the game. That shit will come back to haunt him. Olivia looks nice though.

IRV GOTTI SET FOR TRIAL

Speaking of fools, Irv Gotti and his brother are scheduled to go on trial on Wednesday, November 16th. They are accused of laundering drug money for a drug kingpin, by the name of Kenneth “Supreme” McGriff. The prosecutors also claim they have evidence that links McGriff & Irv Gotti to the alleged plot to assassinate rapper 50 Cent.
According to yahoo.com, they could face up to 20 years in prison. (read more). I actually want to see how all this plays out. I know these fools are going down. That egg-head m’fer Irv Gotti, should have left the streets where they were at. Oh well for him.

TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS

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Serena Williams got big ol butt, oh yeah. But, she was wrong for leaving the house in the Jolly Green Giant velour suit. Not to mention, them boots do nothing to help the sista out. All that money and these fools still don’t know how to act. (one more pic)

LION FACE

I had to throw this in here. I know you’ve seen this lady before; her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein. But I had to post this recent picture of her. I mean how could you fuck up your face like that? In the words of Essy, EWWWWWWWWWWW.