THE SHOWER SCENES FROM FIDDY’S MOVIE.

(click here for more pictures) NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
Well someone was generous enough to e-mail me these screencaps from 50 CENT’s new movie Get Rich or Die Tryin’. It’s the prison shower scene. I was told that the owner of that tiny penis is Terrance Dashon Howard. I hope it was the cold water that did that to him, because that is truly unfortunate!!

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1) First up KIMORA LEE SIMMONS. What possesed this child to go blonde? It’s obvious it’s a wig, but still. Sorry Kimora, that shit does not work. You look like Brokedown Barbie.
2) SANAA LATHAN. I know yall heard the rumors of her just giving birth to a child. And the daddy is supposed to be Denzel Washington. Denzel better not have messed with her. Pauletta don’t play!
3) BUFFIE THE BODY or what I like to call her, BUFFIE THE HOODRAT, needs to stop. Buffie, you couldn’t tie that string up before you jumped out of your ride? Ol tacky ass.

1) GEORGE CLINTON just needs to cut that shit off of his head already. Somebody send me that picture of him when he got arrested. That thing is still funny. ROCK ON!
2) My baby THE GAME. If you know me, you know I love The Game. But why the hell did he have that cut into his head? You’re just giving 50 CENT more publicity homie.
3) PAUL WALL never dresses up for anything. The only time I saw him in a suit, was in his wedding pictures. Come on Paul Wall, you can do it.

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JAMIE HAS COME A LONG WAY

Jamie Foxx is looking kind of good on this new single cover. Can we say HOLLER! The man has come a long way..

NAOMI & TYRA END FEUD

The word is that the famous Supermodels NAOMI CAMPBELL and TYRA BANKS ended their long-running feud last week. Naomi is even going to appear on Tyra’s talk show this coming Friday (NOV.18TH). Tyra admits she was terrified Naomi for 14 years, and has previously described the British beauty as “hateful”. According to Tyra’s talk show website, Tyra clears the audience so she can face Naomi one on one as she asks for answers from the woman who should have been her mentor, but instead became a stumbling block in her modeling career. Fuck the BS, I wouldn’t even talk to Naomi’s jealous ass. I heard she used to sabotage Tyra back in the day.

‘DESPERATE’ REPLACEMENT

Remember that post I made about Page Kennedy being fired from the hit show Desperate Housewives? Well they found his replacement, Newcomer Nashawn Kearse (see there on your right). Mr. Kearse, who has appeared in small roles on TV’s Entourage, Law & Order: Criminal Intent and Deadline – will take over as Caleb, the mysterious character being hidden in Betty Applewhite’s basement, according to People.com. Kennedy, who only recently joined the hit ABC show, was dropped on November 8 after the studio conducted an investigation into allegations against him. Kennedy’s representative Lana Walker revealed: “I no longer represent him.” Damn it must have really went down the way that “source” said it did. What a DUMBASS!

SEEN TOGETHER AGAIN!!

The word is that Johnny Gill & Eddie Murphy were recently seen leaving a Gay club together. Click here to read more… These two just don’t give a fuck I guess. Like I always say, DO YOU! Wouldn’t that be funny if they were really together though?

FERGIE GOES MAFIA

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has been given an offer she can’t refuse – to star in an episode of The Sopranos. Fergie – real name Stacy Ferguson – is swapping the music business for family business by playing an undercover cop working in Tony Soprano’s seedy Bad-A-Bing strip club. WHY DO I CARE? Well The Sopranos is one of my favorite shows, I just want to see if they kill that trick off or not.

BACK TOGETHER

Looks like TLC’s T-Boz and Rapper Mack-10 are back together. If y’all remember, last year T-Boz filed for divorce from Mack 10. She said he committed adultery and threatened to take her life. She even had a restraining order against him. Check out Mack 10′s interview on allhiphop.com…

NEW LOOK around here

I put up a new layout around these parts if you hadn’t already noticed. I get sick of stuff really fast, but this one should stay up awhile. New features coming soon!