WOMAN’S HAIR WEAVE BLOCKS BULLET!
Monday, April 3, 2006
THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT!!!..
In what is the craziest shit I ever heard in my lfe, a woman is saved by her weave! She must have had that China Town, flea market shit, and you know it had to be thick as hell. Read more:
Glenda Clarke, 26, was in the ladies’ room at the Flamingo Lounge when the pistol-packing patron opened fire just before 6a.m., the sources said.
The Baychester joint was sprayed with nearly a dozen 9-mm. bullets, including one that sailed through the rest room door, sources said.
The slug scraped the side of Clarke’s head, then got trapped in her hair, sources said.
“It got stuck in her weave,” a police source told the Daily News. “It was unbelievable.” (SOURCE)
I’m sure he meant it was UNBEWEAVEABLE!!








52 Comments
1.
lace
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
WOW!… thats crazy as hell
2.
sharonda
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
^ lol i was just about to say that.
3.
gem
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
now if that isnt a good reason to wear a weave i dont know what is, lol
welcoome back angela i was begiining to get withdrawal symptoms.
4.
Angel La
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Yeah I think I might get a 2 extra packs of weave from the shop, both for bullet protection!
Bullet Proof Weave, it saves your life. lol
5.
BonitaApplebum
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Haha ya’ll Krazy!!!
6.
Takeitoutside
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
lol..I’m not even gonna front, that twist weave is kinda cute..
7.
Cali Mom
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
LMAO!!!!!!!!
8.
oliand1
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
NOT UNBELIEVABLE, UNBEWEAVEABLE! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
9.
WHATUKNOABOUTTHAT
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Well the same thing happened on AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL last season. One of the girls fainted and fell backwards and if it weren’t for the weave(a white girl) Tyra made her get she probably would be dead!
10.
im not her
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
That looks like some complicated weave-ation going on —I mean could the Yaki bone straight do that too…lol
11.
im not her
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
^ hell to the naw.
12.
LALAchicki-The Instigator
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
HOLLA!!! Thats what im talking bout! What type of hair is that MILKY WAY, or what
13.
James
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
After reading the story, it is a shame people can not resolve conflicts peacefully.
14.
Courtie
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
I used to go to high school with a girl whose weave would’ve stopped a Mack truck, let alone a bullet.
I’ma remember this next time I hit the wig store.
15.
BROWN-CHIK
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
dayum…talk about bullet proof weave…thats whats up!! and it is cute though…that girl got saved by the weave!
16.
DADDY-D
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
WOW,THATS THE REASON MOST OF THE CELEBS ARE WEREING BIG WEIVES THERE BULLET PROF!I WOUNDER WHEN THE BULET PROF DUERAGS COME OUT?DONT BE SUPRISED IF FIFTY STARTS GROWIN HIS HAIR OUT!!HA HA HA
17.
Lili
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
If a man ever asks a woman why she wears a weave, there’s a good answer…………..lmao
Is that the actual style of the weave? Cuz let me say, I haven’t seen a damn kinky twist track before. Wig, yes. Track, nooooooooo……………………..
Damn I missed this site. Welcome back girl!
18.
Confucius08
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
I think I would have kept the bullet got stuck in my weave comment to myself.
19.
Bella
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Oh hail the great weave
20.
N.E.
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
When I first saw that pic I thought this article would have something to do with Rick James.
21.
Nunya
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
See, all these folks who have been talking shyt about weaves can fall back right now. These comments are cracking me up.
22.
taco
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
^nope my big nappy afro prob woulda stopped it too; everything else gets caught in there
23.
ashleigh
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
maybe 50 can market bullet proof weaves for his lady fans…WOOO DAT WOULD B FUNNY AS FUK
24.
A-Boogie
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Like Martin (or ShaNayNay) said…
“You gotta bob & weave, you gotta bob and use your weave.”
25.
tiffany
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Cortie this was too funny “I used to go to high school with a girl whose weave would’ve stopped a Mack truck, let alone a bullet.” LMAO
But yeah on the real, I may have to get me a weave now if they can do all of that (stopping bullets, etc)!!!
26.
lamorenaenkobe
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Well, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Osbourne, Beyonce, Mariah, Tyra, and Lil Kim must be some of the SAFEST and most protected chicks in the industry. No need for security. Their weaves shall save them from stray bullets! You learn something new every day!
27.
Mizz Ruby
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
Some things don’t even warrant a comment Angel.
I’m going to leave this one alone.
28.
Mychal007
Monday, April 3, 2006 /
It’s just too bad that someone lost their life during the ordeal.
29.
Ethiopian_princess
Tuesday, April 4, 2006 /
Man, I need to get myself a weave now for protection
30.
Julia_Claudine_Deveraux
Tuesday, April 4, 2006 /
Welcome back Angel!!!!
On the real, where did you find that weave picture..I’m kinda digging that hair!!! It’s hot!
I need to see this unbreakable weave she was wearing gawd-damn.
31.
J_mami
Tuesday, April 4, 2006 /
Oh hell naw
32.
jpraw
Tuesday, April 4, 2006 /
that is some of the fuuniest shit ever.
33.
DADDY-D
Tuesday, April 4, 2006 /
WHAT KIND OF HAIR IS THAT ,YACKY?
34.
MissTee2U
Tuesday, April 4, 2006 /
Weave as protection now that’s a new one!!
35.
stephen
Wednesday, April 5, 2006 /
Ah man,,,I think I see a vision of al sharpton in that weave….!! They better put that weave is a plastic box and donate to ripleys beweave or not museum!
36.
battlecat
Wednesday, April 5, 2006 /
Respect the power of extensions!!!!!
37.
babygirl2sweet
Wednesday, April 5, 2006 /
lol its funny and crazy as hell but i know she must be glad though it stopped the bullet,now women can wear our weave even more proudly lol
38.
aquariuis0124
Wednesday, April 5, 2006 /
oh my gawd! this is my first time responding to something like this(i was looking for info on maxwell) and i just have to say i started reading the comments(but back off my man maxwell!) and by the end of the page i was crying tears laughing about that bulletproof weave! i think ive found me a new home! keep it coming because im in detroit laughing my ass off!
39.
RUBI
Thursday, April 6, 2006 /
i believe that because i was riding in my car the other day and had a doo doo ball hairstyle and a bird had the audacity to drop some off through my sunroof and it landed right smack on the doo doo ball—i’ve never snatched hair weave out so quick
40.
simplylovely_the1st
Saturday, April 8, 2006 /
very funny and also very possible, for one time lol
41.
ron_da1
Saturday, April 8, 2006 /
THIS COULD BE A COST EFFECTIVE WAY FOR POLICE OFFICERS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES…GIVE EM ALL BOB MARLEYS…DOES IT MATTER IF HUMAN OR SYNTHETIC…THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
42.
SimplyLovely_the1st
Saturday, April 8, 2006 /
geesh!(sigh)
43.
msego
Thursday, June 29, 2006 /
Lol @ 6, finally a real use for it
44.
Sweets
Friday, September 8, 2006 /
HILARIOUS
45.
SUPERCENT
Friday, December 29, 2006 /
#26 Don’t forget about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Linsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Eva Longoria and etc.
I think there may be more white girls wearing weaves than black women.
Anyways, that is so funny. The Amazing New Bullet Proof Hair, guarantee to stop bullets in a single bound. In stores soon, SuperWeave. LOL!
46.
kay
Friday, December 29, 2006 /
I don’t know how I missed this, too damn funny. And I’m feeling the weave pic as well.
47.
kmniles
Friday, December 29, 2006 /
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WTF?….LMAO!
48.
telitlikeitiz
Saturday, December 30, 2006 /
If these twist can stop bullets, imagine what Wendy Williams weave can do. Maybe cops should start wearing the Wendy Williams hair weave instead of the old run-of-the-mill teflon bullet proof vests!
49.
Nikki
Saturday, December 30, 2006 /
Oh shit, that’s nice.
50.
nunyabussinaszz
Saturday, December 30, 2006 /
I was rackin’ mah brain trying to figure out if I should go all natural or get a weave but thisz made my mind…well I’m off to Sally now lol
51.
.PNG PIMP
Sunday, December 31, 2006 /
this shit toooooo funny !!!!!!!!!
LMMFAOOOOO ! MANNN THAT LOOK LIKE DOOKEY BRAIDS ! LOL
IF YOU AIN’T FROM THE N.O., YOU DON’T KNOW NUTHIN BOUT DAT.
52.
Golgo13
Saturday, February 21, 2009 /
Rhianna wishes she was wearing a weeve to help soften all them blows to her dome.