Ha ha ha ha! Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her dad is gonna pimp them for the tour, and drop them before the engine on the tour bus gets cold!

Exactly!

Brian… You’re on your Toes…. Keep em coming!

Her name is Foxy Cleopatra, and she’s a whole lot of woman.

LMAO @ comment #2…

I thought she was looking for a some chics to make a girl group like “Making The Band”….

All former band members. Get out those old trumpets, flutes, and clarinates. Its your time to shine.

oh shit another damn promotion for

1- beyonce cause shes haering too much about janet
2- why did they have to say ‘as heard on the beyonce: live in wembley’ dvd? cross promotion.
3- i doubt this will really ever surface as it is just something to base off the fervor of american idol kind of voting off thing. maybe it is pap knowle’s hit back @ simon cowell to see how many will turn out for beyonce.

im sure they will film it , and then air it and eventuall sell it on dvd.

smart fuckers.

**cyber-wave at Diana and Archuletachick**

this should be a “good” one…i’m expecting the STANS And Bey-bots any minute now…

*positions herself in bushes to await impending STAN attack*

Exactly @ #3. Hey Archuleta and Diana!

*shaking head*

this should be interesting.

seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised if this got turned into a reality show.

people go crazy over these auditions. I remember when destiny’s child had auditions for the “lose my breath” video across the country. some of my friends went up there and said it was ridumbulous!

Hi speakinmymind,

And you know this, MAAAAANNNN!

Well I dunno Speakinmymind, that Raz B post is an all time record. He might be the real queen!!!!!!

Hey Mika!

LOL Archuletachick

Great, more filler for the 99cent bin at Wal-Mart.

I think it a great idea!(yeah I said it:)) How many times do female musicians get an opportunity to display their talent, NEVER. It’s so much harder for them to break into the industry then men.
Yeah they may be selling their souls to the devil but hey so did George Bush.

Who cares? I mean damn i am a fan and all but it is waaay to many shows like this coming out. I am getting tired of it.Why does all these artist and stuff want their on group? I wish more original shows come out.

^^^^ Absury, your peers cant seem to grasp the concept of this being a positive endeavor on Beyonce’s part..

Hating females dont wanna hear about another megastar female trying to give females with a background in music a chance to shine… They feel much better tearing down Beyonce and waiting for stan ambushes…

Hey Asbury!

seriously…how far r they gonna go? all mr. knowles thinks about is beyonce. even solange gets treated like a step-child.

not-4-nothin but wateve happened 2 da chicks from makin da band 3, da chick from the missy elliot show/contest and ness and the girl from makin da band 1?

HEEEEEYYYYYYYYY:

speakinmymind, Mika, Asbury, Brightfuture, AaliyahsBabyDaddy

@ Impossible06

I love me some B. I love how she is making paper in a lot of diff ways. Unlike others that are just using their Ass-ets!

all that that girl from missy ellitos show won was a agood lickin from missy herself.

she doesn’t have star quality to make it.

Can somebody tell me what “STANS” is? I know I’m ignorant, but thank you

Hi, to all my ‘loop old schoolers!

Oh snap, *waves to everyone in and on the loop, says good morning*

******Its Not A Singing Group******

She wants females to play the instruments for her SOLO TOUR!!!!!!!!!!

Why are yall so incompetent?

*”Heh” at Brian and Mika*

“ridumbulous” (loves it B!) how was the party last night?!? i fell asleep so i don’t know if y’all kept the music up loud or not?!? lol

@ #16 AaliyahsBabyDaddy…wut it be like?!?

and Brian, how do i make my words italics? is it putting the “” before and after the words I want in italics?

Why don’t they just teach Kelly & Michelle how to play drums and guitar? They already have the “back up band” part down pat.

And whatever happened to that girl from the TLC show, “she’s the one”, or something like that. Was I the only one to see that?

Is Matthew Knowles Kelly’s dad, too?…or am i reachin with that one?

This should be interesting and alot of drama. Beyonce gon have a cat fight every night on tour.

hey asbury

People who dont know how to use HTML shouldnt try to use it. your messing up the damn comments section

@ speakinmymind

*in slow southern drawl* nuthin….just….chillin

the party was cool. I honestly didn’t even want to have it, but it was my friend’s birthday. so I would have felt bad if I just told her to take it elsewhere.

anyways, I think people are making the assumption that this is going to be a show.

I don’t think so.

I think beyonce is trying to get females that are going to look really sassy to play instruments during her tour, because according to some reliable sources, the album has a lot of live instruments.

this is for a BAND. not a singing group.

get it together people, and read…

@ Impossible06,
do you need some Asbury Koresh/Jim Jones Kool-aid?!?

To put a word in italics and to end the italics and not make the rest of the post italics as well minus the quotation marks of course.

text here

minus the little asterics!

Hey ADB, speakinmymind, Diana, Rubi, Mika, archuletachick, momo,Impossible,lala,Brightfuture, Angel, Brian and of course I can’t forget about the one and only Caff!!! Good afternoon guys.

@ #31 phillylala…she was only going to do one song with TLC. she wasn’t suppose to be permanent.

I guess I try out, just get close to Daddy Knowles, let him feel young when u with him and trust me you’re in there baby. Keep it Quiet though:-)

hmmm Ok, well I dont know hwat to tell you this site is HTML code sensitive.HEy Absury, how was the conference?

hey asbury.

anyways, seriously, this is the problem: some people are not reading the post. they just read the headline/slugline and a couple sentences in the article, never do they read the whole thing.

people just read what they want to and then comment from there. seriously.

if you’re not going to read the entire post (which ISN’T that long), how do you expect to hold an intelligent coversation or even just a post a comment (that’s not so intelligent) if you don’t even know what we’re talking about?

seriously… ridumbulous…

or not

thx Impossible06 (i almost typed Kimpossible…LMAO!)

i got it now!!

i had to read the post again and i just realized that wat kind of half-ass talent is she trying to get together. she’s not trying to get people who read music but can play by ear!!! wow.

Brian, Do you promise to post Deja Vu as soon as you get it lol?

bloo, it’s HARD to play by ear.

there’s nothing half-assed about it. people who can play by ear really in-tuned with music. seriously, what are you talking about?

it’s hard to read music, etc. some people just learned how to play on their own. that’s a gift.

Imposs, i think you made the whole comments section italics with whatever you did in your last post!!!

Bloo lots of people are amazing musicians but they cant read sheet music.. HELLOOO!!!!!!

havent you seen or heard of DRUMLINE!

@ brian

but wouldn’t you want someone who could do both in order to start a band?

I didnt mean to… I was honestly trying to show you how to do it correcetly. Somewhere it went horribly wrong though.

Ange la we need an intervention!

but that’s not what you said. you said “half-ass” talent. and that’s not always the truth.

please stop trying to post comments in italics. whoever is doing it, and I have a pretty good idea of who is, because I’m having to edit ALL their comments, obviously does not know what they’re doing.

thank you.

#48 oh, ok

Hey, I know I’m not part of the “popular club” ya’ll got goin on in here, but damn, can somebody tell me what that STANS thing mean? I keep seeing people use it on here, i have no idea what it is!

@ brian

i guess i figured that i would learn how to read as well as play. ur right…i didn’t see it dat way.

*light bulb turned on over my head*

Bri, it wasn’t me - honest. i only did it the one time when i was askin’ Impossible06 how to do it…my apologies if i was doing it inadvertently.

#56, listen to the song “stan” by eminem. it explains it there. you’ll get what they’re talking about.

speakinmymind, I know it wasn’t you. I didn’t have to edit any of your comments.

Stan = A overtly obsessed fan.

Inspired by the song “Stan” by Eminem, in which he sings/raps about a crazed fan that killed his girlfriend and went crazy all becuz of what he got from the Eminem music he heard.

thank you Brian!

I think its Bloo, thats messing up the italics.

@ bloo…i heart you!!

@ phillyLala…there’s not a “popular” club, just bloggers who post regularly and we all agree, disagree and anywhere in between with each other.

anyhoo, STAN comes from Eminem’s song of the same name where he is talking about an obsessed/crazed fan…hope this clears it up for you.

actually, impossible, it was YOUR comments I had to edit to make the italics go away on the whole comments board. I had to edit about 4 of them.

hold up…it’s not me

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!the female band phenomena really sucks

@ speakinmymind….*big hug*

stan is an obssessed fan

Yall got it poppin on here today! Bey doing her thang or lack there of. I guess we’ll have to see.

Brian said:it’s hard to read music, etc. some people just learned how to play on their own. that’s a gift.

Like Nick Cannon’s character in Drum Line.

she should just get all those hoes she kicked out the group to come back and play in a band

Damn! This tread couldn’t of been up that long, and we’re already almost at 100? Beyonce know how to bring em!

asbury said:
Hey ADB, speakinmymind, Diana, Rubi, Mika, archuletachick, momo,Impossible,lala,Brightfuture, Angel, Brian and of course I can’t forget about the one and only Caff!!! Good afternoon guys.
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Hey Asbury and all the rest listed above!!
I second that emotion!!!! I’m sure Matthew is the brain behind the idea of a girl band but I like it. And I like that Beyonce’s promoting it. Remember the girls from Prince’s band and Shelia E? They were so cool to watch.

This might be a dumb question, or a neccissary one, but how do you get back to the main page of CL with all of the threads on it? I always have to push click back. It would be easier if there was like a “home page” not one that takes you to the “index page”