LMAO! What a fool

nasty mofo!…it should have broken off when he crashed.

ROFLMA Off!! That’s just 2 dumb. Ewwwww.

kind.

What the hell.

He could have paid me……I would have saved him the time and the trouble….j/k lol

WOW… For real, straight UP?? **Laughs**

MMmmm mmm mmm… That’s a damn shame!

This has to be the funniest shit I have ever heard!

All the money you make and you couldn’t get somebody to “hook you” up?

Maybe he was watching on of those Brazilian porn tapes, then I understand his dilemma - lmao.

If heard story on the news last night that tops Eddie’s shit

A judge was caught using a dick pump while presiding over a murder trial. He was sentenced to to 1 year in prison nad 40K fine. Now that’s some shit.

Dang, his brother put him on front street.

How the hell do you manage to do all that at the same time. He must have been driving 5 miles an hour.

He must be chaffed like a mofo’.

I dont even know what to say about this crap.

lol @ dukesman. Are you serious about that judge? That’s some bold ass shit.

Sex addict!

I do that every now and again too but at least I keep my one hand on the steering wheel and my eyes open!! It is really hard to masturbate when I have company riding with me. One time we were taking a co-worker out for lunch and I did it at the red light with 3 other people in the car. Well damn… My co-workers were pissed with me and have since not invited me to lunch with them. Everytime we have to go somewhere they jump up and say “they will be driving their cars.”

Thank God I am not an airline Pilot!! Thank God I do not own a motorcycle!!LOL

(OF COURSE THIS IS ALL A JOKE…because…I ONLY DO IT ON THE BUS…LOL)

i feel bad for him cause when you drunk and horny something stupid is bond to happen and how the hell do you face your team after some shit like this

this is too funny

If the porno was starring Alexis or Ice from Onion Booty, then I’m on Eddie’s side. Although I would’ve pulled over so I could concentrate.

This is awfully embarassing

omg. lmao. that’s just nasty.

didn’t his momma ever tell him that he could poke an eye out doin that shit

Well, looks like somedody needs a girlfriend. I think the store owner is trying to blow this nonsense story out of the water. Eddie already told him that he would replace that damn car, so whats the big deal. No one was hurt and it seemed to be resolved. This case should have never made it to the damn news. PEOPLE KILL ME, they will do anything for 15 minutes of fame.

Oh, and now instead of getting a new car, the judge will probably only make EDDIE pay to get the old one fixed, and that man isn’t going to get any additional money because no one was hurt in the accident.

I thought money and fame could buy anything including a free mast——–

I thought money and fame could buy anything including a free mast——–

First off b-ball player after a game drunk and horny?….why didn’t just pick up one of the 4 dozen groupies hangin around after the game insteada gettin buzy while driving? I can understand alcohol makes u do dumb things but c’mon.

Second of all what he did was just plain dumb and dangerous and the other dude shoulda filed that lawsuit (i would’ve too), but something about that news report is hella suspect to me. That report was so in depth and do deeply investigated for a dwi case. Yeah, he’s a b-ball player so it’s the public eye thing, but something about it still didn’t sit right with me. I don’t jump on the race card quick cuz if you do something as foolish as this then you deserve what comes no matter what color you are but I gotta say, my personal vibe is that him being young and black maybe helped that story along just a little. And I don’t think it’s the fact that the other guy’s calling foul with the police, how many instances of police wrong-doing have been reported to the media that we’ll never hear about?

Okay, I have a question: WHen you meet a guy, how long are you supposed to wait before you have sex with him???

that’s funny

“Masturbating himself?” Who else would he be masturbating?

MARRIAGE!!!!!! thats what the bible says

I wonder what his momma said?

Under normal circumstances that pretty safe. lol

Eddie’s probably too young to remember what happened to Teddy Pendergrass! Gas peddles, alcohol and orgasams don’t to go together!

I guess he didn’t want to end up like Kobe Bryant!

Masturbation means abusing ones self!

In Atlanta and most big cities, the police always take the keys from celebs and drive them home!

Free tickets to the game!

Damn.

#19:

I couldn’t agree more. I’m so over people trying to get attention any way they can.

A Horny, Illiterate IDIOT… NOW That’s a deadly combination !!!

Look yall I applaud him safe sex is the best sex!!!!

WOW!

ROFL THIS IS SOME HILARIOUS SHIT!

I know he is embarrassed.

Look yall I applaud him safe sex is the best sex

But not while you are driving.LOL.

dukesmann yeah I just read about that-the judge was off the chain and tried to say he never used the pump but the court reporter testified that she heard sh-sh sounds coming from the bench during a grandfathers testimony of his murdered grandson.

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson didn’t dispute that he kept a penis pump behind the bench in his courtroom, but he insisted it was a gag gift given to him by a longtime friend, and said he didn’t use it.

It could now land him in jail.

A jury on Thursday convicted the 23-year judicial veteran of four counts of indecent exposure, after hearing days of testimony from witnesses that he used the sexual device on himself while presiding over trials.

The conviction will require Thompson to register as a sex offender and could jeopardize his $7,489.91-a-month pension. Jurors recommended one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count. Bond was set at $75,000, which Thompson’s attorneys said would be posted Friday morning.

Thompson was accused of using the device during four jury trials in 2002 and 2003.

ROFMMDO!

OH SHIT GERMANY JUST KNOCK ARGENTINA OUT OF THE WORLD CUP!!! GO MY #2 TEAM GO!

LOL @Caff

#19 and #32 Looking for 15 minutes of fame? That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Luckily ALL he hit was a car. If he was drunk and masturbating it could have been worse! What if he’d hit a moving car with passengers? What if he’d hit a pedestrian?

The point of the lawsuit is that the police dropped the ball. He should have had a blood alcohol level tested and if necessary, arrested and charged with DUI. It’s bad enough he stated that he already didn’t have a license!

15 minutes of fame? Say that to a person who has lost a loved one due to a drunk driver. At least this family was spared that heartache.

LMAO @ # 12

ROTFLMMFAO @ # 8 WHAT IN THE NAME OF CLARENCE THOMAS???

Caff i knew you would be the one Lol.

wow. talk about embarrassing!

that’s crazy! what the heck! I swear, stuff gets more and more bizarre.

that some dumb ass shit right there…

LOL @ Rudy…..um which bus do you take? lol….j/k

I’m a lil slow…..what is ROFMMDO??

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating My Dick Off! hehe!

lol poor guy haha thats embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!

I ain’t gonna lie…I have done it plenty of times…especially on long drives but I have never been in an accident..and I am a chick. He did it because he was drunk. Oh well. I am glad that no one was hurt.

Scripture says “What you do in the dark will come out in the light”….

Porn Addiction: So Sad.

This is why People Purchase Porn: To Masturbate.

Combine that with everyone driving around with DVD Players in their cars…
You will probably hear more & more of this in the years to come

I am so disappointed.
How am I supposed to explain this to my 11 year old Son????
(Who is a BIG NBA fan, just like me?)

And the worst part is this: His Teammates are going to CLOWN him from the rest of the season and the years to come.
Whenever he post’s up against in upcoming games is going to clown him
** Thank GOD, Dennis Rodman isn’t still playing PRO ball. Dennis Rodman was NOTORIOUS for his trash talking during games. One Player said that Dennis Rodman would say things like “You looking real cute there..Wannna go out after the game…” Dennis Rodman was a trip.

But I Digress: The Other players in the league are NOT going to be merciful with Mr. Eddie Griffin over this incident.

Sometimes My People can be SO Embarrassing.
MLK & Malcolm X must be spinning in their graves.

Peace

^^^ a little 2 T M I #52 LOL
wow is all i got to say to that ol’ boy.i bet he’ll never masturbate again

@ T

im happy you said that most girls act like they never masturbate…..they act like thats something only men do,but while your driving wtf

LOL…”My DVD Playin….Masturbatin…they hatin…tryin catch me ridin dirty…tryin to catch me ridin dirty…tryin to catch me ridin dirty.” [singing chorus to Chamillionaire's joint].

#52 T said:

I ain’t gonna lie…I have done it plenty of times…especially on long drives…

===========================================

Now, let me get this straight Ms. T, you just undo your pants or lift your skirt and place a finger inside your monkey and give it a twirl…or do you carry a pocket-rocket? What do you do about the smell and mess you leave behind.

I’m not hating…I just never get to meet women like you! A women did tell me once that she would straddle the tub and slide on it so the cold procelean could cool her pussy down.

A man’s muscle contraction during climax is ten times more intense than a womans, hence he locks up and can’t hit the breaks or turn the wheel!

Let this be a warning to you men: Pull over and set the emergency break the moment you start feeling the paroxysmal excitement.

Proof that basketball players should not be payed millions to do the following.

Sleep with white girls

Rape White Girls

Sleep with groupies

Masturbate in cars

That doesnt not make any sense he need to get in trouble for somethin like that

Ms. T, you done gone and got my brother Meatloaf all excited & bothered.

Meatloaf (post # 57)wants to know DETAILS about Ms. T
(Post # 52). lol !!!!!

Thank-You for making me laugh Meatloaf !!!

My man Meatloaf is getting all Metaphysical with his instructions, e.g Pull over and set the emergency break the moment you start feeling the paroxysmal excitement. lol…..You is crazy, man…..

Peace

I would masturbate on a damn rollercoaster if I could manage to concentrate good enough. There’s no limit to where and when masturbation can occur.

Couldnt wait til he got home?

How DISGUSTING!!!!!

At Ghostposta #56:

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard, LMAO! Somones gotta use that or make a parody or sumthin. Too damn funny.

“My porn playin so loud… I’m jerkin…They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty!!!!!”

haha thats a hame to do it while driving!!!! i go it while readin blogs, taking tests @ school, etc etc haha its normal pleasuring urself is great!!!!!!!!! haha just dont do it while driving lol

He couldn’t wait to get home??? I guess he was extremely horny…LOL

http://wcco.com/topstorie...ocal_story_180133016.html
this is eddie griffin on surveillance video
He’s a player from Philly who has been in trouble before issues with anger management and depression, i believe he’s the player that either had a girl shot in his house or a gun was found there something…but he has had issues in the past…this won’t help his NBA career to say the least….
but i have to say…dummy should have taken the car (watch the video) but i guess he figured he could get more in a lawsuit….
dumb ballers = easy money

This guy didnt have a girl or someone he could call up to get him right? WTF!!!! He could’ve paid me off and bought me a new car, give the guy a break. I would’ve took the Hummer and left the police and media out of it.

yeah i mos def wouldn’t have said shit… ok but did u peep in the video when he was like lol .. any car in your life u want .. u want a hummer and then the nigga goes… NOT A BENTLEY… lol… shit is hummer’s are fairly cheap compared to a bentley… and how messed up is it that his brother is the one that outted him for “being a wrist warrior while driving”.. he could have just had the accident and dealt with that drama.. the brother would get all his shit snatched back immediatley… nobody would have known the dirty details… but u know kin folk… BIG ASS MOUTHS…

#7 is right. He couldn’t find a woman with all his money?!

He should have just pulled over!!!!

That $#!T ain’t funny! He could have went blind!

U see thats y i mastubate wit both hands. No crashing if both hands occupied. Now thats real talk.

Lol @ 65. Caff is too funny.

masturbation is natural for everyone to do. i mean hell ur jus enjoying ur body and exploring it. now doing it while driving is crazy/stupid!!!!!!!!! do it where u wont be seen/get caught etc etc haha. well if ull excuse me i have to make an order of jark chicken right…..now haha lol

I heard about that judge too.people said they could the pump whizzing and shit during the proceedings!we’ve all don our share of nastiness on the low, but damn, how you gon get thattt into it?

and ps,too bad he an accident, but at least they didnt find a hoe or groupie in the car.thats right boy, love yourself!

lesson: don’t jack and drive lol, and as long as he paid to fix my car i wouldn’t care.

EWWWW, that is so nasty! Imagine driving behind him……ewwwww lmao

LMAO!!!!! I know his family is mortified.

Y’all women talking bout dude’s disgusting and shit. I’ve heard women tell me stories about wierd places they’ve masturbated. In the car while stuck in traffic, at work, bathrooms at the mall and even on planes.

The only difference between Eddie’s nasty ass and y’all’s nasty asses is - he got caught.

I know women m*st*rbate, they probably dont want to admit it, they got hormones too

I wonder if he had a chance to finish and if so what did he wipe his hands off with?

Things that make you go hmm or m mm mmm, whatever way you wanna look at it.

the story about the judge is old news but here is the link for those interested http:www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/archive.html under “PENIS PUMP”

OMG! H-A-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!!!!!!

This is definately the best/worst/nastiest news story that I’ve seen in a while! Celebs & athletes get away with too much sometimes.

Maybe I missed the joke. The only thing funny was when he said “I’ll get you any car you want… You want a Hummer? But no not a Bentley.” LOL he knows that Bentley’s cause a GRIP.

I think it’s fucked up that he’s wasn’t arrested. Instead of hitting a parked car he could have hit someone’s child. And the cops drove him home and insisted that he would not get a DWI when he admitted on tape that he was drunk? Thats not right.

cost a grip*

That Eddy is one funny motherfucker. Technology these days is causing more trouble then ever.

It’s up on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKC21IxKLa8

This is George Bush’s fault! See what happens when gas prices go up! Atleast pull over, geeze! Instead of “Don’t Drink and Drive”, they need a bumper sticker that says “Don’t Drink, Jack, and Drive”! Friends don’t let friends Jack off and cause crashes!

That porn is addictive though. I masterbate damn near every night and I have a woman. Hell, sometimes we compete to see who pops first. I’m telling yall, try it out with your mate. It’s a very unique(putting it midly) experience. Oh yeah, and Onionbooty is a killer website. And those Brazilian DVDs are too.

WOW!!

What an CARE-LESS, DRUNK, ass hole!

& to make matters WORSE…the damn POLICE takes his DRUNK ASS “side” & doesn’t even charge him with DWI??

WTF? The fool ADMITTED on camera he was DRUNK! Afetr he saw that the VICTIM wasn’t taking his “BRIBE” of him buying a NEW vehicle-I guess he PAYED OFF the OFFICERS to keep their mouths SHUT about the whole damn thing. NO JUSTICE for us- “LITTLE PEOPLE” whatsoever.

DRUNK IDIOT! (DRUNK, MASTURBATING & WATCHING “PORN” all while DRIVING)???? SAD STORY MAN…VERY SAD.

Oh yeah # 52

NASTY & CARE LESS!

“YOU” are the folks who the DMV gives a LISCENSE to?

While folks that are CARE-FUL & RESPONSIBLE behind the wheel get a hard way to go-when it comes to getting a LISCENSE.

*You are just as DUMB as this “NBA dude” if not “DUMBER”!
You wont be satisfied until you are CRYING your eyes out practically on bending knee asking someones GRIEVING FAMILY for “FORGIVENESS” for taking the “LIFE” of one or more of their LOVED ONES (due 100% to your stupidity)!

WAKE the “F” up.

lmao yewwwwwwwwwwwwww my only question is when he crashed where did the nut go?!?!?!?! lmao

Well this story sound strange… Why the fuck would he tell the store owner he was masterbating???? I mean common, who the fuck would tell that shit to anyone knowing theyll be clowned for life??

So what he gets out the car goes into the store and says “Um dude, I crashed into ur car, I was jacking off and took a hard right turn right before I busted a nut, sorry about ur car”??????????? Either the niggas was drunk to the point he told everyone himself, or the storemaker made the masturbating shit up.

The problem with ALOT of WOMEN (particularly women of COLOR cause the majority that I know have been BLACK) is not so much that they wont ADMIT it. It is that they probably REALLY “dont do it” because- TRUTH & FACT IS:

ALOT of FEMALES dont know their OWN BODIES (they dont know how to pleasure themselves) ALOT, feel also that “touching & pleasuring” themself is (& I quote)..”NASTY” as if it is TABOO or something (FACT #2–ALOT of WOMEN also have never even EXPERIENCED an “ORGASM” either). HOW CAN those WOMEN expect a “MAN” to MAKE them FEEL GOOD (& experience EXPLOSIVE orgasms-when they dont even know their own bodies potential & full orgasmic CAPABILITY themselves)??

There is nothing wrong with “PORN” unless your LIFE revolves around it (addiction).(in fact if MORE “women” watch them, they may not have so many “HANG UPS” about “SELF PLEASURE”). I was introduced to it when I was about 19 (I dated much older men & they loved watching a good sex flick).

But for all those particular females, dont KNOCK someone who does it, until you try it yourself. I am 29 years old now ( I better know my own body by now & can tell a DUDE what I like & the way I like it because I “KNOW” my body)–but I do know Plenty of FEMALES who:

1. Have not experienced ORGASMS (wouldn’t know what they feel like because they FAKE it all the damn time–not realizing they are only cheating themselves-I know one woman who is in her 30’s & still CLUE-LESS).
2. have SERIOUS HANG UPS about ORAL SEX/ SEX etc..
3. have SERIOUS HANG UPS about MASTURBATION as well.

@ the same damn time they are the main ones “most likely” COMPLAINING about the BLACK man running off with the WHITE CHICKS, ASIAN CHICKS, HISPANIC etc…(& yes I am “black”). They run off with them because FIRST they will take SHIT “we” wont & they DONT have HANG UPS as far as SEX goes. (THIS NBA DUDE IS AN ASS for doing it while DRIVING-PERIOD!!) there is a time & a place for EVERYTHING…& placing innocent individuals LIVES in DANGER is just STUPID.

all dis pussy out here and he got to b the dummest asshole i ever seen use a condom or two if u dat skurd but to masterbate and git caut u should retire frum da nba wat a com[plete asshole just my opinion

@43- I co-sign wholeheartedly. Hmmmm? I think a couple of cops got new Hummers.

hes a cutie he should have called me poor baby

That’s so embarressing:)

Somewhere some big baller is reading this story and saying to himself…..

DAMN!!! I guess I can’t drive and watch Vanessa Del Rio anyore, that means I’m gonna have to go back to f’ing one of my baby mommas”

stupid asses!!

damn is it that hard to get a woman..hahahahaha this is too funny

Porno in the car. That’s absurd. He couldn’t wait to get home to bust it out. His license should get revoked for that dumb move. Ridiculous..

damn!! he could ave saved all da commotion if he had a girl like me aaah jks lols neva have 2 luk @ a porn video lolz aw bless

Can you blame the man?…Women are hot, and he just couldn’t help himself!!! No, the real blame for this should be placed solely on women…for being too sexy!!! Yes ladies, he’s the victim, and it’s all your collective faults!!! Poor bastard!!!…(weeps) There ought to be a law to protect us men!!! Hell, I’m ready to file charges right now…In fact, I’m watching this really raunchy porn video on my dash board mini tv right now. I mean, what’s wrong with a little masterbation every once and a while anyway? Man, this video is filthy…There’s these two chicks, and they are…!@#$%^&

Uh oh…my car is crashing….@#%^%&%*++***####!!!!!

Wow, that was great!!! A little messy…but nothing that can’t be dry cleaned!!!

LMAO, that’s sum crazy shyt, all that money and he rubbing on hiz own pole, dayummmmmmmmmm. At least Eddie Murphy had a tranny rubbing on hiz, rofl. I tell ya, men r so dayum nazzy, can they go a year without sex, regardless if they’re straight or gay. Eve committed the sin, but it seems to me as if the men got the end of the stick. He shoulda brought those dollas ova here, I woulda gave him a ride for the money………lol

Shit….I though the video was of him jerking off in the truck.

*exits post*

Thats NBA players for u.

AWWW MAN HOW EMBARASSING I REALLY THINK THIS VIDEO IS MADE UP I WOULD U SAY YOUR DRUNK HE SOOOOO CUTE

dayum dats messed up..i mean aint got no groupiez wit all dat money? hell he coulda paid a hooker to do him up

LMFAO!!!!!!!! I WONDER WAT HIS MOTHER SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

hahah……he shouldve pulled over n parked….damn he cant get a girl?

LMAO @ #83 AND # 94, I was wondering about that, too.

@ # 96 AMEN, AMEN, AND AAAAAAMEN!! Some of the heffacats need to get up off their high horse and discover a vibrator or two.

Lol @ folk #91

I would have done the same thing if he ran into my car!!! What kinda fame could they possibly be after? Are u kidding? The shit is on the news because he’s a basketball player and because the story is just too bizarre to not tell anyone. I don’t think it’s funny, his ass coulda killed somebody. Nobody’d be laughing then. I woulda been pissed off if I was standing there while that officer told him he wanst gonna get a dwi. That’s fucked up, he aint no better than the next drunk motherfucker on the street. I’m tired of these idiots getting off!

You know that’s some trifeling shit!!! There’s been more than one occassion that I would see someone driving next to me watching porno & one time I was at a red light & my daughter saw these guys next to my car watching porno. WTF?? Not only are they risking there lives & other people lives but there is a time a place to do that stuff! I mean do guys really think there impressing people by doing this? Jeeze

#96 tianni i agree compeltly. im a teen and im exploring my body and other shih (safely) no wuh i need to do is hook up w/ an older woman who knows wuh to do haha. the girls my age are bad @ sex not the older ladies though haha older meaning 20-41

He coulda got a girl or boy to do dat for em’. Whateva he prefer but to do that and…HaHaHa! Well at least the cops got his back on the D.W.I..

Can you blame the guy? He’s the victim here…

PSA ANNOUNCEMENT…..DONT “JACK” AND DRIVE

# 8 I hope that man got a mistrial. LOL

Why would you be jacking off and driving? Couldn’t you wait to you got somewhere to go and do that?