THE “WHITE GIRL” REVIEW
Friday, June 30, 2006

Welcome to the first and only (?) “White Girl” Review!
Fergie - London Bridges (full) - download
Wow, I definitely wasn’t expecting this from Fergie, but something about it makes me want to just get up and dance. The shout-singing over this track really gives it an edge. I like this because it’s different than most of the stuff that’s out now. In case you’re unsure who Fergie is, she’s the girl from the Black Eye Peas. The group disband after the release of there super-successful album, “Monkey Business.” Now, with Will.I.Am working on creating his own celebrity, Fergie’s stepped out to record a solo album. The two will continue to work together.
JoJo - Too Little, Too Late (full) - download
There’s something about JoJo’s voice that I just love. Randomly, I bought her first album and loved it. The girl’s really got some pipes on her. She sounds amazing for a girl of such a young age. After working on a couple of movies released this year, JoJo has stepped back in the studio with numerous people, including Jermaine Dupri, so work on her album. This is apparently the first single. I love the song, but the only thing it suffers from is following the same pattern as her first hit single, “Leave (Get Out).”
Paris Hilton - Turn It Up (full) - download
If you recall in an earlier review, I posted this snippet, but a full version has leaked. Honestly, I like this song for some odd reason. Paris, for sure, couldn’t sing her way out a brown paper bag, but there’s something about this song that is appealing to me. It just sounds so clubbish… when I’m in the car on the way to the club, I’d love to hear this. Or even in the club. I don’t know, it’s just well-produced and put together. Regardless of the fact it sounds like the identical twin of Jessica Simpson’s “Fired Up,” also produced by Scott Storch.
Christina Aguilera - Here to Stay (snippet) - download
Another leaked snippet from Miss Aguilera. I don’t know, I like this song, but then I don’t. The songs from “Back To Basics” are honestly kind of bleeding together for me. They all are starting to sound the same. But again, her voice sounds very powerful and clear, as always. Hopefully, the songs that have leaked are not the only “stand-out” tracks on the album, and there will be a little more variety. I’m all down for sharing music with a new generation.






113 Comments
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76.
GA Gurl
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Oh Lord! I don’t like Fergie’s song. That is tacky and all cursing made my ears burn. WoW! Thumbs down
77.
Omen
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
London Bridge is staight out under produced bullshit!!!
78.
Omen
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Paris Hilton’s song “Turn It Up” is garbage! Scott Storch wasn’t stupid enough to give Paris Hilton good tracks. He just took the big fat paycheck knowing that this whole project is going to bomb! The stuff he did on Brook Hogan is much better…in fact, better than Beyonce’s new tracks, Janet’s stuff, Fergie, Christina, and all the rest of these new songs. BTW, I’m no fan of Brook Hogan…but the truth, is the truth!!!!! The music industry really needs to be purged of all these artist, producers and executives that get jobs not because they are good or great, but because they know somebody. In Beyonce’s case, or in the case of Xtina, we all know those girls can sing…Sadly, however, their new music sucks two huge blue balls!!!
79.
re_torrell
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Why is every white chick that comes out (except XTINA) biting M.I.A.
“NO RACIST” LOL
80.
ladybug
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
GO WHITE GIRL GO WHITE GIRL GO!!!!
81.
Taj
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Fergie’s song is the shit!
Paris Hilton’s song is OkAy
JoJo’s is straight for a slow song
And I Dont Listen To Snippets only full versions
82.
May
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Kiley Dean Review!
83.
May
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Kiley Dean Review!
84.
britney
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
I know that this is called the white girl review but it just popped into my head that Ms. Christina Aguilera isn’t white she is a latina she is a real spanish girl that’s why she looks so light… She isn’t white but she does look it so I can understand where you ar ecomin from!
85.
LeeLee
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
JoJo and Christina are the only one’s with any real vocal talent in the review. Fergie and Paris are garbage. Fergie had a little talent when she was with Wild Orchid, but now, yuck. That’s ashame that JoJo and Christina’s music is often times overshadowed by all of the trash. I love that JoJo song. She and Christina can sang.
86.
Yelowstone
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Paris song sound like a Britney Spears fake her voice is just not strong enough to sing
Fergie song is whats up
JoJo song will have to grow on me like the other on e did
87.
Anu
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
numb 84
Christina is actaullt white,
yes she does have a quarter latin in her but her mother and stuff is irish. SO she is more white then anything else, her dad i think is half latino,but anyway back to the music. YES WE KNOEW HER ASS CAN SING and so can JoJo, i’m on the fence with fergi, and please, don’t yall people ever put that fool paris on this review again, she redicules the whole concept of music
88.
bluepurple
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Paris - NOOOOOOO
JOJO - That girl can sing, I like her song
Fergie - Alright
Christina - The only single I like from her is SDL and Trouble, she should release BACK In The Day as her 2nd single.
89.
bluepurple
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
I mean slow down baby.
90.
aairysofly
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
yo i gotta say that song fergie mad is hot..sumthin bout the beat and the way she flow is hot!
JOjo is junk too luv her
X-tina the same thing..cant wait till the album
as for Paris..umm ..honey stick to doin ya show wit that other skinny ass chick she wit
91.
Nicole
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Paris Hilton has too much free time, she already has enough money, now making a cd is just showing us she has nothing else to do. Why doesnt she do something successful, like her sister … or even start a clothing line, or feed hungry hungry children in africa, she has way too much freetime and money, dang must be nice.
92.
dee dee
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
Paris has zero talent, and she sounds a lot like Britney on this track. I like the jojo number, it’s cute. No comment on Fergie. Kids Incorperated K.I.D.S!
93.
STAR
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
LOL the white girl review… isnt this a BLACK celebrity gossip site…?
94.
doinitwell
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
lol @ #93
fergie sounds like missy……the track is catchy. i like it but im def not a fergie fan.
britney spears already proved that all u need is blonde hair and a good hook with great producers….paris is doing just that. u cant blame her…shes taking advantage and playing the game. not feeling the song tho
jojo…her voice is good but not that great! i kno lil girls from the block that can blow or for lack of better words sing circles around jojo….n many other singers now…but the song is cute. she has a nice range….n brian ur right..its following too much of her first albums style
xtina…i need to hear more to see if ilike it but she always brings it. she is great!!!
95.
doinitwell
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
jojo cant act….y did she leave singing and went to acting?
how old is she?
96.
Starbeam
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
It’s all good except Paris. I really like Fergie and JoJo . Go head White Girls.
97.
jenali
Saturday, July 1, 2006 /
I love love love JoJo. Her first cd was amazing and I’m sure her next one will be even better. She can really sing…I’m loving this new song. Its chill and she shows that she can still hit those notes. I’m not feeling the Fergie song. I listened to half of it and then deleted it. Theres nothing hot about that song at all. I didnt kno that BEP had broke up.
98.
Omen
Sunday, July 2, 2006 /
What’s to bite about M.I.A.??? She sucks!!!!!
99.
pittbboi
Sunday, July 2, 2006 /
Yeah, the chorus of the Fergie song sounds a little like M.I.A. the “London!” part. and the second verse sounds like a mix of Shawnna and Missy, but it’s still hot. Fergie just needs to make a song where she sings, because she has a GOOD voice, and she sounds nice live…but she’s too busy doing the quirky thing.
Surprisingly, I like Paris’ song. You just have to remember that Paris isn’t really singing. She’s talking through the track, so it sounds sort of good. That hot beat would have sounded better with someone else, though.
100.
taco
Sunday, July 2, 2006 /
OMG MIA does NOT suck thats my girl! i mean if you only like pure hip hop/ r&b you arent going to like her music cause its mixed w/ a little electro and other stuff. though i can see how others are trying to cop her sound, they pale in comparison…pun intended.
101.
doinitwell
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
lol @ taco!
102.
Mark
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Christina is half white and half latino.
Her dad’s name is Fausto Aguilera.
I believe he is full Ecuadorian.
103.
Tam
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
JOJO spits fire!!!!!This song is hot and I really hope that she starts to get noticed for her talent with songwriting as well as her vocal range. I am def going to buy her album when it drops.
104.
Styleicon
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
WHy do you insist on Supporting Paris. I guess I’m the only one who remembers her calling black folks niggers. On top of that her music is horrible.
105.
Rene
Tuesday, July 4, 2006 /
WTF? Christina Aguilera is half latin….please don’t forget this. thanks.
106.
Kelly
Wednesday, July 5, 2006 /
ummmm I hope you know that Here to Stay is not on her album it was for a Pepsi commercial.
107.
ummmm
Wednesday, July 5, 2006 /
Here to stay was not meant for the Album it was for a Pepsi commercial and she is HALF ECUADORIAN so your post is a little misleading.
Paris-ummmm no
Jojo-Cool but Kelly Clarkson song sounds better
108.
Mike
Wednesday, July 5, 2006 /
I’m confused I got trouble and Candy man don’t sound like the other songs (ANOM) and Slow down baby.
Brian Here to Stay was a left over track it may be on the album now since it is a double disc but it was just for a Pepsi commercial.
You also failed to mention that 1 cd is more modern and the other is old school so obviously the songs are not going to sound alike.
109.
babyblobby
Wednesday, July 5, 2006 /
CORRECTION! both Fergie and Christina are latino, yea i think every1 forgot or didnt even know! lol
110.
chrystal
Sunday, July 30, 2006 /
i love this song ….go parissssssssssssss.
111.
chrystal
Sunday, July 30, 2006 /
fergie and christina are of spanish decsent, know what ur talking bout before u type…..lmao@dumb bitches.
112.
Jamaican yute
Monday, August 21, 2006 /
yeh man, wat a gwaan?
Let mi give you ppl some History then move it up.
There have bn some white girls who could sing in the past. I ma 21 but i know music from Janis joplin, teena marie and taylor dayne. These ppl have pipes.
Yes christina is half equadorian, fergie is half latino too.
Mi nuh know at unu talking bout, but Paris cant sing at all.yeh man a true. she id just working wid the britney spears formula. she is talking for real. The music industry has really gone 50 points down. what happen to the days when you had to be able to SING in order to be a SINGER, it should be the same now, but its not unfortunately. A DOCTOR definately needs to know medicine to practise or else he would be in trouble.
I am also really upset that these R&B black girls cant sing. What happen to the whitney, mariah,toni braxton criteria. Ashanti,ti marie(if thst her name) Ciaria, Cassie and others need to go back to their hood and go to church, i kow they did not get any props in their chuch choir, i doubt thye started in church.
Fergie CAN SING, she just singing all these songs which are speady so you cant hear her range. Listen to the BEP’s “shut up”, she excercises her vocals a lttle there.
Christina also needs to work with the Mariah formula, she is wasting that voice to raas. She needs to stop wasting that gift from GOD on those stupid songs. Listen to her back in the days with “i turn to you”
And remeber at the BET awards Whitney chose her to do “saving allmy love”. im sure that counts for something.\
JoJo is an un and coming Christina. i cant beleive that she is white DAMN joss Stone can kill this ompetition too. Aretha gave Joss Stone Props.
113.
Jamaican yute
Monday, August 21, 2006 /
yeh man, wat a gwaan?
Let mi give you ppl some History then move it up.
There have bn some white girls who could sing in the past. I ma 21 but i know music from Janis joplin, teena marie and taylor dayne. These ppl have pipes.
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