A HOTTIE MESS!
Monday, July 3, 2006
Hottie Schatar Taylor (from Flavor of love), arriving at the BET awards last week.
If this isn’t the epitome of a HOT ASS MESS, I don’t know what is!! She just earned herself a spot in this month’s HAM poll. I can’t believe we missed these pictures first time around!
Thanx for the e-mail Alexis!!








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1.
T
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
WTF
2.
Lena
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I am convinced now more than ever that she lives on the short bus…….
3.
bigtxgyrl28
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
OMG. I am speechless
4.
Mrs. Johnson
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
That is not funny, something is seriously off with this woman. This girl is throwed.
5.
MiMi
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I just want to cup my hand under her chin to catch her eyeballs. Dayum!
6.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
OH-WOw…. Reaaa-lly!!!!
**Walks away**
7.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
bigtxgyrl28 , I’m right with you on that one!
8.
bigtxgyrl28
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Her hair looks like old weave sewn together to make a wig.
9.
smartbrotha
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I feel sorry for her. How in the hell is she functioning in societ. Something is obviously wrong with her. Is she a ward of the state?
10.
myshell
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I know somebody already said it but once again, WTF. She really looks crazy. I’m not just talking about how shes dressed either. I mean her actual state of mind. Something is off about her. She looks like a biter.
11.
May
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
She’s a HAM!
12.
blk dds
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Fuck a spot in the poll….
Hell she won, hands down.
Is she on something.
She looks like a mix between Tracie Ellis Ross and Lil’ Kim - (no offense Queen B.)
Spicy, extra crispy Hot Ass Mess.
Black people unite and get this girl some intervention.
13.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Hottie, looks like her she’s getting ready to burst out of that damn top that she’s wearing. The top is looking all raggedy, & threads are hanging off on the sides, and the little rope, that’a holding her tits together looks as if it’s getting ready to snap apart.
Maaaann… I’m not trying to talk about the chick, but damn, she could have done better than that. She is DEFINITELY wrong for walking out of the house looking like that….
I’m sorry… She did that ish to her damn self….
14.
PePeLTD
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
im gunna have nightmares about this &#@^* forever. She knew her special self was going to be at the bet awards why didnt she get a fresh wig??? And she need visine!!!!
15.
ghostposta
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Yooooooooooo, imagine, waking up, and seeing her in the bed looking at you just like that. Thats some spooky $hit. This pic is really buggin me out.
16.
Alesa-Renee
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Give me a f..king break, picture seeing that face in the morning…..in the words of Black Rob…WOOOOOOO.
17.
rarashan
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
What’s even worse is that she is in that movie Waist Deep with Tyrese. If anyone saw it she is the bank teller that Megan Good keeps yelling at about cashing her check. It’s a shame because she is really tryin to make some moves about hollywood. Anyone know how to pronounce her real name? I mean cuz there ain’t enough vowels in it.
18.
SlimKim
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
She is seriously scaring me.
19.
Angry Black
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
H.A.M. of the Month? Oh no. This chick is H.A.M. of Fame Inductee 2006. The honorary Vivica Trophy is already bein engraved.
20.
erica
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I think she is the devil!!!
21.
2cents
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
dang! And I thought she couldn’t look any worse.
I guess she couldn’t get her weave done so she decided to swoop a few strings of yarn in the middle.
Eww! She looks like a dirty diaper. And flav needs some glasses if he thinks that’s a hottie.
22.
mimi
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
She said she looked like Beyonce on flav’s show. Why would this surprise you?
23.
MiizzK3k3
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Something is seriously wrong with her. She looks like a damn clown!
24.
AreYouSerious?
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
WTF? Lol! She is tryin TOO hard to be like Beyonce *wink* sike, I was only sayin that because of the last post that I read sayin that everyone compares bitches to Beyonce..lol. But she is definitely the definition of a HAFM Hot Ass Fuckin Mess:)
25.
raskl
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I see the devil in her eyes.
26.
Niema
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Somebody please tell me why was this funny looking Bitch at the awards show any damn way! Don’t tell me this Bitch is trying to be famous! No fucking way! I don’t know where to start. I’m convinced along with number 2 that this Bitch rides the short bus. lol
The top she has on is crooked, half her nipple is showing in the first pic. and wtf is wrong with that hair. Is that even a style?! WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
She live in her own world. Its no way possible that you can walk out of your house and think that you look good. I bet there were so many celebrity’s there laughing at her ass wondering the same damn thing everybody on here is wondering. lol
In the words of Florida Evans, ” DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!”
27.
mimi
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Was the fabric on her top designed that way? Maybe she made it.
28.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I MUST have not been around when she said she looked like Beyonce…. Noooo way, doesn’t she look like Bey.
How dare she even say anything such as that. Maybe she just needs to see an optomitrist for real. Home-girl MUST be trippin on some real Ish.
**Shakes finger & says tisk, tisk, tsk**
My Goodness she just ought to be ashamed of herself!.
29.
T
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Wow! Gela never says anything negative. I think this is a first. Hottie brought the gangsta out of Gela! Smile.
30.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
LOL…. I’m not trying to be negative. I’m just tellin’ it as it is…
31.
Dyamond Princezz
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Damn Fo real her name is Hottie-WHY? Why is she at the Bet awards? Who the HELL took her picture? That damn Flava of Love show do made mud ducks famous.
32.
iNeedmoney
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Like Goldie said “The bitch is crazy!”
33.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Her eyes remind me of my fourth grade teacher & principal back in the day. Whick freaks me out for real. Only difference is my with my fourth grade teacher her eyes were like “Bart Simpson’s”, & my principals eyes were 3d & Ish…. Man, I’m scared for LIFE!!!!!
34.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
^^ Which*
35.
Brian
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
HOLY SNAPPAGE.
she has a permanent surprise on her face!
36.
NIKKI
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
OKAY QUIT PLAYING, WTF, NOW THIS IS THE REASON WHY THEY SHOULD STOP DURING WEAVE IN THE PROJECTS. SHE IS SO DAM CRUSTY, I MEAN IS SHE FOR REAL, OH MY GOD. SHE IS THE H.A.M. OF THE YEAR
37.
keezy
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
that girl aint got no damn sense
38.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
ROFL @ Brian
39.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Oh yeah, Not being meaning, or not trying to talk about the girl, Buuuutt….
What the hell is her eye lookin’ at in thee first picture??!
**Shruggs Shoulders**
I was Jus… I was Just wondering….
Good, Gooly Mooly…. Let me stop it.
40.
Leila
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
a shitteous mess…look @ that got damn head *shakes head*
41.
GG
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
This broad is straight folded. What the f@#k is up with her eyes???
42.
Gela
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
“T”, I guess you’re right. I can’t control myself, it’s just this Post… I can’t help it.
I mean look at this. **Points at the picture**…. She looks terrible, I mean, she’s looks like one of those Psychopathic chicks that will killah chick… Those EYEZ till it all….
I mean, Yeah I am normally a positive person, but DAMN… Enough is only enough, I had to say something…
She looks CRAAAAY-ZAAAAAY!!!!!
**Leavin’ this post, I gotta go**
I can’t take this anymore….
I just have to leave this post…. Looking at her is really a REAL Disbelief! & Sooooooooooo SAD!!!!!!
**Shakes head***
Oooh-well, I wouldn’t be able to talk about her, if she hadn’t done this to herself, so it’s her to blame, NOT ME…..
There is NOTHING, That I CAN Say nice in this post about her… Nothing looks good. Sorry!
43.
juryduty
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
She looks just like Beyonce’s fat ass!!!
44.
2cute
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
She looks just like Beyonce!!………LOL Just Kidding.
45.
♥Michie♥
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
The eyes have it!!!! Ain’t nobody gonna touch on the ropes of the dress?!?! She looks like a transvestite pirate in that get-up.
46.
Pirouette1196
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Looks like she has glass eyes.
47.
chocolatedreamz
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
LOL at MiMi #5 and #46 Pirouette11996…dayum that was funny…
anyway…yes, she looks a blazin mess in this picture. Looks like a fuckin monster was standing behind the camera man.
48.
NE-HO FOR NE-YO
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
MY EEEEEEEEEEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49.
i.trustless
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
why her eyes all open like that..shyt, she look like she cant blink.
::blink mofo.::
50.
♥Michie♥
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
I’m dying laughing at the “swirl” on top of her head. That shit looks like the mop meeting the stick.
51.
Sucker Free
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
she hails from an alternate universe.
planet HOT ASS MESS.
she would benefit from medication, no doubt. bitch is deluded.
52.
Nucummer
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
If Lil Kim was on crack & prozac & wore one of her worse wigs she still would look better than this chick, & where did she get that top, at Forever Hoochie? lol
53.
mizzlizz
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
jesus. everything is like all fuzzy around her: her wig, and her top. ew. she’s just nasty and effin scary omg lol
54.
shithappens
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
M E double S
55.
crlsweetie912
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Remember sombody on FOL asked what color her real hair was and she said “this is my real hair!”
ROFL!!!!
BBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
56.
baby d
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
what the hell is she crossed eyed damm damm make her go away
57.
Y udont know me
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Can you say wtf she looks just like a Chucky Doll.
58.
Allupz ina mi bisniss!
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
As F’ed-up as this pic seems she is gettin’ jobs cuss she was in the Wasit Deep movie as the bank of tha first bank they robb’d
59.
Allupz ina mi bisniss!
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
*Waist Deep*
60.
Georgia Peach
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
The second picture is SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not trying to be funny. It looks evil as hell, its like you can hear the death music playing all she needs is a long sharp butcher knife DAMN!1
61.
Asentha
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Damn!! Horrible!!
62.
life2fullest
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Someone asked where the name Hottie came from…..do you need to ask!?!?!?
Flav knew this chick was a hot ass mess and to keep from hurting her feelings he just shorten it to hottie. I think the name is perfect “Hottie the hot ass mess”!
63.
life2fullest
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
OK 1 more thing,
Does her eyes not look like the clear eyes commercial with the big beach ball made into an eye ball?
“Dry eyes get clear eyes.”
64.
Ne'
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
it looks like she always saying “huh?”
65.
Slovely
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Lol How scary is that!!! 8-)Yeah she looks hidieous ;-?
66.
HAHAHA
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
she has Vivica beat by a loooooong shot
67.
scott
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
hahahhahahahah……wait….hahahahhahahaha
68.
CURVEBALL
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Hottie Ass Mess !
69.
rafi
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Anybody else hungry for some microwaved chicken?
70.
♥Michie♥
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Her name is Hottie ’cause she looks like hell.
71.
911
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
What the hell is this….the fifteen minute rule isn’t real I mean look….flavor of love was ages ago and she didn’t even win.
72.
Dianna1222
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
She looks like the lady in the commercial who makes her eyes pop out of the socket…She’s a mess. She definitely has my vote for the next H.A.M. award….hands down!!!Actually I think this is worst than Remy…at least Remy finds good hair….this girl has had bad batches of hair dating back to Flavor of Love….I cant take no more its scary!!!
73.
life2fullest
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
LOL, the microwave chicken….
74.
SheRoc
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Okay, I give up. What is it?
75.
Meatloaf
Monday, July 3, 2006 /
Four nominees for this months H.A.M. contest:
Schatar Taylor
Bobby Brown
LiL Kim
Dallas Austin
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