OSAMA IS OBSESSED WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON?
Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Ok, when I read about this, I was like WTF is going on? Obviously someone had too much time on their hands and came up with this crazy-ass rumor, nevertheless, I know you all still want to hear about it.
Osama’s former sex slave, Kola Boof (WTF!?), claims that the terrorist was obsessed with Whitney Houston:
He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.
Kola added: “He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.” [SOURCE]
Ok President Bush, it looks like Whitney is the key to catching Osama’s crazy ass.








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1.
T
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Whatever!!
2.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
They were talking about this on Tom Joyner the other day. Apparently, he also wanted to put a hit out on Booby so he could make her his love slave. What’s stopping him, I ask. Please, do us all a favor. (j/k)
3.
Chellybop
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
LMAO!! Have Bobby killed? Too funny! Bush better call up Whitney and see what’s up.
4.
jubs
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
things are seriouslu getting weird.
5.
Brian
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
LOL it’s early in the morning and everyone is sleep. but when I saw this headline, I definitely busted out laughing.
this is hilarious. it would be too funny if there were some truth to this.
6.
poeticblue
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Why she look like that…
7.
Georgia Peach
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I saw this headline yesterday, and it went over my head like whatever, but for concreteloop to post it. That is funny, and still I say whatever.
8.
Sweets83
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I think people are running out of things to gossip about.
9.
bill
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
“Osama’s former sex slave, Kola Boof”
Osama has a Sex Slave ?????????
Wow…That’s wrong on SO many levels…
“Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed”..
….That’s actually not a bad ideal !
LOL…
10.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Another partt of the rumor was that he supposedly said he hated women who wore braids because they look like monkeys. This was according to his alleged Sudanese sex slave whom he kept captive.
Where do they get this stuff?
11.
Chellybop
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
If for some odd reason this had any truth to it..can you imagine if Whitney did get ahold of Osama and put something on his old ass? All this terrorist shit would be done. LOL
12.
tee
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
lol
13.
Sizzle
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
WTF, color rule? Osama hasn’t looked in the mirror in a while. That brown skin with that ole nappy as hair. His has features like Tyrome that lives round the way from me. He’s in denial about the swirl.
14.
bill
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
lol Post # 11
Osama would LOSE his mind, If Whitney gave him some..Whitney is probably a stone freak in bed….
You know, This is ACTUALLY a good ideal !!
Get Whitney on OSAMA right away !!!
President Bush needs to have Whitney get on Air Force One STAT and fly over to whereever Osama is, and give him some…
WMD would be done….
The terrorist plots would just dissaper…
I can’t figure out why they so angry at us anyway…..
Peace
15.
Chellybop
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
LMAO #14!!
16.
grlnva
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
AAWW Hell 2 da NAAAW.
17.
Cameo
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I have now officially heard it all. That is so funny!
18.
Asentha
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
ROFL @ #14.
Osama obsessed with Whitney! That is some crazy shit!!!!
19.
Asentha
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Damn is he on crack, too?
20.
grlnva
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I can see it now, she’ll drive his ass crazy.
Whitney: Osama!! Fix me a pack of oodles of noodles, and bring me a grape Nehi Soda!! Hurry up Nigga!!
21.
speed
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
omg lol, this is sooo funny lol
22.
Dinero
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
This is so weird and outrageous I would believe it to be true. Why wouldnt he want whitney houston, besides im sure he doesnt see as much tabloid pictures that we do so he probaly only see’s her when she is at her best (thats not saying much in recent years). Whitney would put it on him and she would have him just as strung out on crack as she is. When you got crack on the brain you dont have time to devise intricate plots to bring america down.
23.
EsqMrs
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
you forgot to mention that whitney is an exception…he went on to say black women are meant only for man’s lowest pleasures. there’s no reason for them to have a womb….that wearing braids is for monkeys
ITS LIKE THAT
24.
Oracle
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I read that mess on MediaTakeOut.com yesterday and you cant believe nothing they put on their site. Their always putting random stuff out there for attention. Like Ashanti is pregnant, Jay-Z momma is gay, and Keisha cole was arrested.
25.
brownsugah305
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
This is some crazy mess.
26.
Decysive
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
LMAO!!!!!!!! True story or not, it sure was a good laugh.
27.
BelleFemme27
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I know its early in the morning, but a need a shot of patron for this one. Who would imagine…Osama!
28.
brownskincutie
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
OMG! WTF? NO COMMENT!
29.
Nix
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
i read this in the paper yesterday and he allegedly also said black women were only good for sex
it takes a crackhead to want a crackhead
damn sand nigga
30.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
LMAO @ U a-baby!
31.
brownsugah305
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
PLEASE POST THIS VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17fEy0q6yqc
32.
Nefer
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
They also do that in Northern Africa like Sudan, the darker skinned black women are the poorest and are sometimes slaves, it’s sad. As far as I’m concerned Osama has NOTHING OF VALUE TO SAY and he should shut the fuck up, I hope they smoke him out of whatever hole he’s hiding in, IDIOT!
33.
meatie
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
LMAO #14. That shit was funny! That damn towel head got some nerve. We all know that black women are the #1 women but that was some straight bullshit he said. That alone would make Whitney cut his ass! I don’t know what the hell is wrong with them over there. His skin is darker than mine. That’s how you know they stay high over there. I do agree with him about the braids though. Not in any way shape or form do we look like monkeys braids or not but I hate got damn braids too! This shit is hilarious for real this made my morning. I saw this on the news and couldn’t stop laughing.
34.
afro jamaicano
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
i’d say he’s a step ^ from bobby brown go for it gyal! he cude prob whip her ass into shape lol put the drugs down and pik ^ a new man lol
35.
ron_da1
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Osama is from a third world country right????He probaly just now getting pics of an 22 year old Whitney Houston and “JUST” seen the movie “THE BODY GUARD”…so he probaly thinks shes hot…Hell he probaly just seen her perform on Arsenio Hall’s show from 1990…anyways this takes “BEING BOBBY BROWN” TOO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL..new show concepts…KILLING BOBBY BROWN…staring Bobby, Whitney, and Osama…..or maybe “HOW TO BE A MILLIONAIRE…BY KILLING BOBBY BROWN”….don’t know just a thought
36.
Dinero
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Well Osama was actually a millionare and threw all his money into terrorism. Third world country or not, he has access to more updated things. I just dont think he see’s the Nippy we see all the time, or Bobby Browns show since he’s been in a cave since before it came out.
37.
bill
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Osama talking to Whitney on the CellPhone:
“Whitney, If you leave Bobby, and join my HAREM, I would treat you like a Queen !!!.
The first Gift I would like to give you Whitney is your OWN plantation, where the FINEST Coca Leaves are Produced !!!”
Whitney Says:
“honey that ain’t nothing…
We got the FINEST dealers here in ATL…
I got them Negros on Speedial, 24/7 boo !
….Now,UNLESS you can guarenteee me a LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BAKING SODA, you ain’t closing this deal…”
“Nippy is Done..Peace Out Towel Head !”
Click.
38.
NiQ
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
maybe he is falling for her because from the looks of that picture of her, she looks as if she is turning into an arabic man.
39.
BelleFemme27
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
#37-lol, thats too funny
40.
starbeam
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Damn! I don’t even know how respond to that.
41.
Sea Breeze
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
This is a true story. It was in the NY Post. That’s where Mediatakeout got it from. *shakes head* Why is it that ALL men see black women as sexual objects and nothing more. It’s bad enough that black men are steering away from us.
42.
EsqMrs
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
PAGE SIX HAD THIS. I DON’T READ MEDIATAKE OUT
43.
Sea Breeze
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
so sad, that piece of shit has the nerve to talk that way about black women. He isn’t that much lighter than me and he thinks he’s better. Boy I tell you, everyone feels they are above people of African descent, everyone.
44.
BrightFuture
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Did anybody hear that Bobby Brown and Superhead were living together? I heard that on the radio. ANYWAY, I see that Osama is attracted to the crack head type.
45.
BrightFuture
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Did anybody hear that Bobby Brown and Superhead were living together? I heard that on the radio. ANYWAY, I see that Osama is attracted to the crack head type.
46.
bill
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Tips for Osama: How to Win Whitney Affection !
When Whitney comes to Visit, please have the following items
1) Plenty of Product..Start off slow, 1 Key a day!
2) Plenty of Baking Soda
3) Spoons…You may bend them if you like !
4) Bic lighters……Lots of bic lighters
5) Coffee Cups with handles
6) After “blazing” Whitney needs her own space to wind down.
A full palatial Bathroom will do..
Please drill a hole in the wall so Nippy can observe who comes in and out the palace.
Also…Also, The bathroom need to be SOUNDPROOF because Nippy needs LOTS of……
6) Vibrators
lol…
47.
THE REAL BAMBI
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
well first of all. i think that he had said all of this before the terriost attacks.because if this lady had seen him after all of that then her ass would be in jail. i think. and whitney didnt start to look bad until after the terrist attacks.and if this was made up then she could of made up she could have said anybodys name like madonna or britney spears but no she said whitney. it may be true. whitney was a icon. you never know who people are attracted to.
48.
Beautiful
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
ROLMAO! Whit collect the reward for his ass!
Man, this story woke me up, LMAO
49.
Beautiful
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
LMAO Bill!
Thats how you get a Crack head!
50.
afro jamaicano
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
#44 too funny!!!
also people im pretty sure he has access to the internet/movies/etc, i wudent want someone that thinks blk women are low or w/e b/c those middle eastern women are treated like well wuh they are…trash lol jk jp
alot of people out there are hatingon people of african descent its sad.
51.
WTF
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
THATS BECAUSE SHE’S DA BOMB!!!!!!!
52.
301huny
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
#25 - I saw that video last night and it was really insightful. It really should be posted here, it’s not gossip per se, but everyone needs to see it.
53.
mizzunderstood
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
This is just what I needed… a good good laugh!!! And that picture of Whitney is… well, never mind. You know where I’m going with this.
Like Angel.La said… somebody has too much time on their hands!!!
54.
black_princess781
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
this sh*t is just crazy!
55.
chrisbrown no1 gurl
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
(meatie said:”I don’t know what the hell is wrong with them over there.”)
WHAT DA FUCK DO U MEAN BY DAT TRYNA BE RACIST. I AM BLACK MUSLIM FROM SUDAN. AND I FIND DAT OFFENSIVE TOWARDS ME!! NOT ALL ARABS PPL R lyk OSAMA.
SO STP STEREOTYPING OKAY? AND WATCH WAT UR SAYING!!
( Nefer said: “They also do that in Northern Africa like Sudan, the darker skinned black women are the poorest and are sometimes slaves, it’s sad.”)
I ALSO FIND DAT OFFENSIVE U ALSO WATCH WAT UR SAYIN IT NOT TRU ABUT SUDAN WE ALL R TREATED EQUAL. AN LESS U LIVE IN SUDAN U CAN NOT SAY THOSE KIND OF SHIT!!
ALL YALL AMERCIAN SHOULD REAL WATCH WAT UR SAYING COS U MIGHT OFFENED PPL!! U SHOULD ALSO BLAME WAT HAPPEN ON SEP 11 ( R.I.P 4 THOSE WHO DIED) ON BUSH COS HE KNEW SOMETHING WAS GONING TO HAPPEN BCOS OSAMA SEND HIM A LETTER (3 MONTH BEFORE SEP 11) DAT HE GONNA KILL PPL IN USA!!
WHAT BUSH SHOULD HVE DONE IS WARN PPL ABUT IT!!IF HE DID MAYBE LESS PPL WOULD HVE GOT KILLED!!!
I FINK DIS IS JUS A RUMOUR BCOS NOBODY HEAR 4OM OSAMA!! NOT EVEN DAT ARAB NEWS TV CHANNEL!!
SO PEACE ( AND NOT ALL MUSLIM R TEROIST) JUS LYK TO SAY DAT!!! ISLAM DONT AGREE WID TERIOTSIM COS SUICIDE ( IN ALL FROM) IS SINFUL IN OUR RELIGION!! ALL DESE PPL WHO R TERIOST R NOT REAL MUSLIM!! DEY JUS TRYNA TURN U LOT AGAINST US!!
56.
chrisbrown no1 gurl
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
SORRY I MEAN “R NT LYK OSAMA”
57.
bill
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
For Post # 55 & 56
I Plead the Blood of Jesus Right now !
I rebuke you Satan !
listen don’t start with the Jihad nonsense Post # 55 & 56.
I got the FBI & CIA on speed dial…
They Will hunt you down and send you back to Iraq or where ever you came from..
Don’t start none, won’t be none
Understand !!
You need to CHILL
Peace
58.
Rudy
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Whitney is not that bad. She is a freak so don’t get me wrong.
Remember on Bobby’s show Whitney and Bobby were talking about when Whitney got constipated and Bobby put his fingers in her booty to help poop? LOL…Does Osama know what he is getting into?lol
59.
BashyBoo
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I SAY WE VOTE WHITNEY FOR THE BATE TO CATCH THIS FOOL, SO WHAT IF IT ENDS UP TRAGIC AT LEAST WE WOULD’VE CAUGHT OUR MAN…
60.
Nit Ra
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
WTF check it this is all telling you that america is the original spin doctors and they are performing the ultimate jedi mind fuc on you….
Like you were told, “go find out for your self….”
Keep it cute in the Streets I’m watching dammit!!!!
Nit Ra
61.
Nix
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
lmao @57!
you aint right LOL
62.
Tracey
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Whitney doped up ass isn’t having Bobby called and Bush really needs to get at Whitney to get at Osama….but this just seems some farfetched, like Bin Laden like Whitney, seems like the commmon thread between that is COKE!
63.
oatsuzn
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
ok you lose major points for even dignifying this ridiculousness. This is just stupid.
64.
i.trustless
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
This sounds pathetic and way off.
and why would you be listening to one of osama’s sex slave.
that person will do anything to get some attention in the public.
idiotic.
65.
Ethiopian Princess
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Ha ha Bill Your comments are hilarious.
I believe Kola. She met up with him in 1996.
I know it burns the american media up that he didn’t say Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.
66.
ZV
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
He can have her, she’s done here.
67.
grlnva
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
If he is so strong about his religion, he wouldn’t be having any thoughts that are against his beliefs. And he looks black himself, I saw this dude that look just like him in the mall, but he was thugged out. He said eeerrbody tells him he look like Bib Laden.
68.
Gin
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
the was interesting to look @ BrownSuga… and lol @ this story, crazy
69.
WTF
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
BILL, WHY DO YOU CALL THIS GIRL FROM SUDAN “SATAN”, THATS DISRESPECTUL, EVEN IN FUN, SHE WAS OFFENDED, RESPECT HER.
70.
african_pride
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
I have been saying for years that what Osama needs is a black woman…then he’ll come to his senses and quit all the b**s** he’s doing to the world…he needs a reality check…so let it be whitney..anything for world peace…lol..must admit i laughed so hard when i read the article..kwasiaaaaaaaaaa….dran,hope he doesn’t find me…
71.
flyqt2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
If he is talking about the old whitney then I would agree. Back in the day she was the truth. Her vocie was very powerful. Not now though. Whitney please get it together. PLease~!!!
72.
savvy
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Kola Boof is a real woman. She is a woman of color who is exiled from the islamic nation (i forget which country she lived in) for advocating for woman’s rights, and human rights and for “showing” her body. I really doubt she has been anyone’s sex slave, and if she was, it was a LONG time ago. Anglea, Carmen put me up on her a while ago.
73.
SlimKim
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
Have Bobby Brown killed??? Please! Bobby would unwrap that turban and choke the crap outta Osama!
74.
Brown-skin
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! osama is a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!! that shit got me on the floor for a good 5mins.
75.
Dave
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 /
This shit is a damn lie because I dont care how many strange names there are in the world, I refuse to believe there is anyone name KOLA BOOF.
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