OSAMA IS OBSESSED WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON?

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Ok, when I read about this, I was like WTF is going on? Obviously someone had too much time on their hands and came up with this crazy-ass rumor, nevertheless, I know you all still want to hear about it.

Osama’s former sex slave, Kola Boof (WTF!?), claims that the terrorist was obsessed with Whitney Houston:

He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.

He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband – Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.

Kola added: “He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.” [SOURCE]

Ok President Bush, it looks like Whitney is the key to catching Osama’s crazy ass.

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