Too Short

I was thiking trick daddy cause they said southern rapper, trick daddy looks like his dick stinks.

Cash Money’s Baby ….

Hey First let me say I’m seriously addicted to CL I have it bookmarked on my Blackberry. This blind item requires some careful thinking since all rappers like to front like they got all this money and the ladies can’t get enough of them. Interested to see what you guys come up with.

Can’t be Too Short he’s from Oakloand California. Trick is a possibility but he still gets alot of respect so I’m thinking not. My guess is Master P or Pastor Troy. Maybe even Petey Pablo. Hell I’m sure that describes alot of rappers.

All of them - except OutKast.

^^^You’re right…I forgot he’s from Cali.

LMAO@ Kitty that is not a good look, lol

#2

Funniest comment ever. Yet, so true!

Uncle Luke.. I never liked him

LMAO @ Kitty!

Chile, go to the south and throw a rock…you’ll hit one that fits this description….

Kitty said:
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I was thiking trick daddy cause they said southern rapper, trick daddy looks like his dick stinks.

Ok first that really made me laugh out loud lol. Anyways i dont think it’s master p. It says the person pays women to go around saying he can hang but he cant. You never hear anything like that about him. It seems as though it may be someone who hasnt done it real big in the industry. I was thinking Trick daddy as well but for some reason Mike Jones popped into my head.

Yeah, TOOMUCHTOOHANDLE, I was thinking Uncle Luke for a minute too, he fell off a looonng time ago. Again though don’t think it’s Trick he still sells records and alot of people like him, and if anything Slip-n-Slide owes him money (like they probably do to all thier artists).

i think mike jones too memba when he had that song about womnen not wanthing his fug ass but he aint been in the game too long……..i think it might be trick daddy……..

^^^Mike Jones is a good guess but it could be so many people.

Oh wait, anyone remember Silkk the Shocker?

Mike Jones seems kind of out of the question cuz he just got big last year.

What about LIL FLIP!?

What’s the dude name that was beefing with TI??? From Clover Land?? I can’t think of his name but his picture popped in my head soon as I read this….

#19 we were thinking the same thing LOL

No i dont think its miike jones im from houston and i know he owns alot of prosperous businesses in h town( including one of the hottest clubs in houston) , plus he’s always given out scholarships and money to charities around the community

Cee lo!!!!!!!!!!! I think it’s Cee-lo—I was gonna say Master P, but he doesnt even still have a record deal, does he???

Plus, I remember when that 20 yr old girl was spreading the rumor that she and Cee-lo made endless love for a whole weekend and that he had “endless staying power”…I dont feel like posting the link, but you can find it online (I think it was posted here on CL b4 (this pastsummer) and it was on mediatakeout)

maybe lil flip

I SEEN TRICK AT DIAMONDS AND HE SURE DOESN’T PRETEND TO BE A LADIES MAN. I’M TELLIN YOU, ITS LIL FLIP!?! HE’S LAME! LOL…. #20, READ NUMBER 19!!!

It could be Too Short because he lives here in Atlanta.

But my guess is LIL FLIP or SILK DA SHOCKER. Both of them had the financial problems and are noted punks in the rap game so, those would be my best guesses.

Its not Cee-lo, he has a platinium cd right not. Doubt it is Silk, Master P still got some money so he would make sure his brother had some loot. Was Lil’ Flip ever considered a ladies man????? Im thinking it was someone that hasnt had a hit in a long time.

Sounds like Lil Flip to me.

When i read this it screamed Lil Flip , he aint had a hit in a long time but he still fronting like he got paper.

I know it sure as hell aint Cee-lo coz he got international and stuff he has money!

i say Birdman from cash money. he mite flash all that cash in the video but i think he really broke..and he seem lik to type to pay women to say sum shit bout him. i think its him…

DEFIANTLEY TOO SHORT HE STAYS IN ATLANTA AND HE IS STILL TRYING TO PUT OUT ALBLUMS.

Trick Daddy or lil ke ke

lil flip

TOO SHORT?!!! GET REAL!!! Too Short is NO where NEAR broke. The Bay will never let that man go broke! Him and E-40 are underground legends! They still sell records outta their trunks.

It could be a bunch of Southern Rappers.

I’m rolling with NubianQueen….Cee-lo

subvert said:
Oh wait, anyone remember Silkk the Shocker?

U FUNNY BUT IT COULD BE CUS MASTER P AINT HAVIN THAT, SILK IS A OK I GUARANTEE

I GUESSED THIS ONE RIGHT OFF THE BAT!!

ITS LIL JOHN, TRUST ME, THERE WAS A STORY BUSTING HIS ASS THIS SUMMER I THINK EARLY JUNE AND HOW HIS CARDS ARE MAXED OUT HOW HE FRONTS ON EVERYTHING HE DOES, HE EVEN STIFFED SOMEONE ON A BILL FOR A PRIVATE PLANE. HOW HE OWES BACK MONEY TO HIS LABEL AND HE HAS EVEN HIT UP FAMILY MEMBERS FOR ADVANCES “JUST UNTIL THE LABEL GET SHIT STRAIGHT” PUHLEASE, TRUST ITS LIL JOHN THIS IS NOT THE FIRST OR THE LAST TIME YOU WILL HEAR A STORY LIKE THIS CONCERNING LIL JOHN HE IS A MESS ANYWAY I WISH HE WOULD GO AWAY…

OOPS* I MEANT COULDN’T BE SILKK THE SHOCKER

Mike Jones is not a good guess. He’s not washed up, he just hit main stream and he’ll go back to independent sales before he goes for broke. He’s also not a big time flosser, adn I have never heard women talk about how great he is.

It’s probably Juvenile or someone from the Cash money clique. It would definitely be someone who flosses a lot and puts himself out there. Luke is also a good guess.

i was gonna say master p at first, but he’s still making money, off tv ashows, str8t to video movies etc etc, he’s a hustla

now i think its trik daddy

I don’t think Trick Daddy really have to buy kitty-kat when he hangs around free kitty-kat all day (not even talking about his wife either)
Where is Chingy from?
(LOL)
***Ducks from all the High Schoolers flying books

The first person that popped into my head is TRICK DADDY. I hardly ever hear from Trick anymore. He has a nice house and nice cars in Miami, but he hasn’t been putting out any great-selling records lately. His rap career is basically over.

But I also thought it could be Petey Pablo and Lil’ Flip. Petey Pablo is in the same predicament as Trick Daddy, and Lil’ Flip definitely wants to come off as “the ladies’ man”.

This is a difficult one to figure out…it can anybody. Too many southern rappers fit this description. But I don’t think the answer is Mike Jones like most of you.

Lil Flip is a possibility. Birdman too. IT IS NOT CEE-LO, he’s doin it big nowadays. Lil Jon,”has been” that’s debatale he’ll be a pop culture icon for a long time, TVT actually owed him money for royalties, he doesn’t seem broke, he has too many business ventures to be.

It’s not BABY from Cash Money… He DOES have money
And he doesn’t have NEARLY as many cars as he used to
And that was by CHOICE, He thought it was a weaste to have 20+ cars at one time…
BUT at the same time HE HAS over $500,000+ in his mouth
Go FIGURE !!!

It’s not Master P..dayum idiots..he’s a multi millionaire with multiple businesses. I don’t really like the dude like that, but it doesn’t take a genius to realize that he still has cake..google it if you have to.

Lil Jon has too many production checks coming in from all those hit songs he produced..the necca still gettin checks from Usher’s “Yea”, be fa real.

Birdman signed a 100 million dollar joint venture deal with Universal 3 years ago, so he’s not broke

It has to be Juve or one of those other dusty niggas that left Cash Money or No Limit.

it has to be baby bc errr damn body left cash money except weezie. that money over there aint right.

wasn’t baby suppose to be romancing kimora…not to mention trina.

It’s probably Slim Thug. It’s not Lil Flip because Lil Flip is the Houston Rapper That Infected his girlfriend with HIV, so the last thing he’s doing is wanting people to put stories out on him.

It’s not Mike Jones, because he owns one of the hottest clubs in Houston.

But the south is not limited to Texas. There is the ATL and Florida too.

Sounds like Juve. Trick is still the shit in Miami and he lives in a modest house in Miramar, FL; nothing spectacular. Also the last thing Trick tries to be is a ladies man although he gets coochie thrown at him left and right.

juve came to mind….

Juvenile

I was thinking maybe Master P or Baby.

@45 I read about a Houston rapper on Media Takeout that gave his girlfriend HIV so was it really Lil Flip- If so how do you know for sure.

do we ever get the real answer or are blind items just for fun? But whats the fun in not knowing if your pick is the actual guy. Where is the pay off to these blind items?

I thought about Baby too, as soon is started reading, maybe Juvenile, Trick Daddy, Luke?? damn, these blind ites are HELLA GOOD!!

Yall need to scratch, P, Silk, & Baby, them dude’s got dough, period. Plus they are all smart business men who know better than to put all of there eggs in one basket. I don’t know who they could be talking about, but what’s the deal with Lil Flip having the incurable cooties????? @ 45

I cosign #6 it could be anybody, the description fits several rappers.

Thats hella easy…Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell ..lets see suid by Geo Lucas for Skyywalker record name usage. The label filed for bankruptcy in 95.

And still tryna live off the Doo Doo Brown royalties.

Why is everybody saying those Three Luke still have money out the Ass and he stays with atleast two or Three girls by his side Trick owns like 30% of SlipNSlide which is an Independent Label which in the Record Business 150Thou is like Platinum and 500thou is like 4x Plat Down MIA he still the King Now Lil Flip owns his Label He sold like 3mill and he lived in Texas and pay no Taxes so I no hes Eating

It is definitely not Cee-Lo. Cee-Lo gets that real behind the scenes money for writing and producing for some of the largest international acts….like Santana (which went diamond). He gets a lot of royalties every quarter from stuff like that. A lot of songs that he writes and produces, you don’t even know that it was from his creative mind. For instance, the big smash from The Pussy Cat Dolls. Also, he is one of the members of Gnarls Barkley and they just went platinum here in the US and were already platinum overseas.

I will just sum it up by saying it could be anyone of the southern rappers except Outkast, TI, Jeezy, Scarface and Trick Daddy. All southern acts may have hits for the radio, but they don’t sell at all. Look at D4L….they had 2 smash hits on the radio and they only sold like 100,000. You split all of that money up between the group after they pay the record company back for advances and each member is left with $0.

lil flip gave somebody hiv? i hadn’t heard that one.
And i just don’t feel like master p and silkk still has money. yall remember that crappy song silkk came out with a few years back that used lines from other people’s songs? and don’t forget master p’s ‘dem jeams’. but i could be wrong?

lil flip gave somebody hiv? i hadn’t heard that one.
And i just don’t feel like master p and silkk still has money. yall remember that crappy song silkk came out with a few years back that used lines from other people’s songs? and don’t forget master p’s ‘dem jeams’. but i could be wrong?

no its not aslim thug he was a self made millionaire b4 his album even dropped

My guess is Luke!

Someone did mention Pastor Troy, but he was never that popular except for around the South.

Lil Jon should have PLENTY of cash!

Baby and Master P should be alright financially as well. In fact, Master P has other businesses besides No Limit.

I bet you that it is MC Breed. I know that people from Michigan will say that he is from Detroit, but he move to Atlanta a long time ago. Or it could be Big Daddy Kane, because he stays in Durham, NC now.

Petey Pablo

YA’LL CRAZY IT WOULD TAKE A LIFE TIME BEFORE MASTER P GO BROKE THAT MAN IS TOO MUCH OF A BUSINESS MAN. TRICK DADDY AINT BROKE EITHER DO YOUR RESEARCH TRICK IS PART OWNER OF SLIPE SLIDE, THAT DUDE IS PAID FOR DAYS. BABY AS MUCH AS I CAN’T STAND THAT DUDE HE PAID OUT HIS ASS.

I’m thinking Lil’ Flip because he’s always on tv showing his ass and he hasn’t had a hit song in how many years?
It’s def. not Trick because I live in Miami and I know he’s still paid. It could be Luke though.

It’s not Trick because his house it’s expensive. He lives in my neighborhood in Pembroke Pines, which is a middle class suburb near Miami. His cars aren’t really expensive either, he drives “dunks” which anybody can afford.

*I mean’t to say isn’t expensive

It’s not Luke he lives in the country club of miami and his house is nothing to write home about

PETEY PABLO. THAT NIGGA BROKE AS HELL!

Definately not Cash Money’s Baby, JET mag did a three page speread on his new half million dollar grill!!
He is nowhere near broke. What a freakin waste and you call new orleans home? Katrina left thousands homeless, orphaned, and dead. Hey, ever thought about using that half million to help rebuild your city??? DUH!!

Master P did file bankruptcy recently and he is def as has been!!!!!

Being that I know the woman who writes these blind items, I can say pretty confidently that it is Luke. No she didn’t tell me that, but I know her style and this is my educated guess.

Ya’ll are really tripping Trick aint nothing like that blind item described that boy is real humble trust me I know and he has a real nice cash flow he is the last one I would have thought of

Cashmere said:
Lil Jon has too many production checks coming in from all those hit songs he produced..the necca still gettin checks from Usher’s “Yea”, be fa real.

JUST LIKE MC HAMMER, HE HAD ALL THIS MONEY COMING IN BUT HE HAD A $250,000 PAYROLL TO MEET EVERY MONTH BECAUSE OF HIS CREW ENTOURAGE OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT NOT TO MENTION HIS LIVING EXPENSES, CARS ETC. HAVING A BUNCH A NIGGAS AROUND YOU WILL BEGIN TO COST SERIOUS $$$ IF YOU ARE A PERFORMER RAPPER OR WHOEVER, IF YOU HAVE TO FLY HERE AND THERE TO PERFORM AND YOU GOT LIKE 20 OF YOUR HOMIES ON STAGE WITH YOU, DONT 20 OF YOUR HOMIES NEEDS PLANE TICKETS TOO??? WHOS PAYING FOR THAT? YOU!

REGUARDLESS, EVEN IF LIL JOHN PRODUCED THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER, IF YOU ARE SPENDING MORE THAN WHAT IS BEING BROUGHT IN, THEN YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES, NOW YOU BE FA REAL…

Lil flip.

Bun B