We haven’t done a Caption Me post in awhile. Here is a pic of Mariah trying to sit down in the back of her limo. She knows she was wrong for wearing those tight ass pants!!
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I’m drunk as hell
WHEW!!! I’m FINALLY out of the public eye, lemme let my breath out *whoooooosh* Ahhhh, that’s better. *Starts playing with belly fat* Wait…these windows are tinted right?
“I can’t keep this black act up for long..its killing me”
This heffa need to hide for a while.
Ohhhhhh somebody unbutton me please. the Yeast is spreading
Hurry up and pull off so I can unbutton these damn jeans!
I’m high as a bird……oh I mean Fly like a bird!
“Did you pick up my Monistat”?
Oh my lord, I’m so tired of frontin…..I’m rich enough, why do I gotta keep singing for these damn people?………
Damn! I can’t believe it took an hour to get these freakin’ pants on! Damn my booty!
“I got sooooo much gas (Fart)…ahhh….excuse me…uh oh I think I got to poop now…Hey up there! Driver?…CAN WE STOP SO I CAN TAKE A POOP???”
That one was a lil wet…..damn that one stank, did that just come out of me….damn, roll down the window, shit, damn, oh my God, that one was ripe as hell. Where is the spray *fanning the air w/hand over nose*
As my jamaican cousin would say, “Hey Faaatttnneess!”
Excuse me lamb..I’m going to need some help. We’re going to pry these jeans off on three. 1-2-Fuck it…let’s try this again tomorrow.
I…cant….feel…my..legs
You’ll are too funny, lol. But them jeans do look like if she fart they gonna bust.
OMG! I’m LMBAO @ all of these comments. This is the funniest shit!
Say what you will, but Mariah Carey can SING
Check out this video of my FAVORITE Mariah Carey Song !!
Underneath the stars – Mariah Carey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmaoj3A_S2Q
Lemme open up this family sized pack of wipes for the wet ones.
Here’s My Favorite SADE Song
Sade- By Your Side
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NABjYSA_D3I
DAMN I WAS GONNA SAY A FART JOKE TOO DAMN YALL!!
OK HERE GOES
“WHEW IM HAPPY THAT INTERVIEW WAS QUICK AND THAT THEY HAD A BTHROOM CLOSE BY BECUASE I HAD TO DROP A SERIOUS LOG IN THERE” *WHEW* LMAOOO
“God, If you let me live through the night, I will NEVER drink again !!”
“I am Latin!”
God these jeans are so tight – I can’t even reach for the water!
ieuhhhhhhhhhhhh is al i have to say
SOMEBODY PLEASE, EMANCIPATE ME FROM THESE JEANS.
#18 no one is talking about her talent, we talking about her being stuck in them jeans, lol.
“Unveiling the new version of Mailbu Baribie – Mariah Barlie Delux tight jeans Edidtion.”
typo “Mariah Barbie delux tight jeans edition”
all i can say is DDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN somebody thought she was itty bity and could pull dat off LOL!!!
Yall are tooo funny!
you guys shouldn’t be so hard on mt. mariah. she’s obviously doing research on the movie role janet porked out for.
OOh, finally I can give my BUTTERFLY some air.
“the emancipation of belly.”
god…mariah looks so messful here.
THOSE WERE HILARIOUS!!, YOU PEOPLE ARE FUNNY.
” Got damn it, can I please have some freakin’ privacy so that I can unzip my pants and let my stomach exhale”
“Oh my gosh, it is itching too bad. Okay, if I put my cell phone in my hand and cover up my cat with it I may can get my nails down there so I can get a couple of scratches in before the driver pulls off. Oh yes that feels good…wait…what is that smell? Driver can you pull over to the pharmacy because I need to get my monthly prescription for Diflucan.”
“There’s a Hero…if you look inside my stomach”
..(Hero sandwhich, that is)…lol
I heard people on the radio say I have a gut.
Maybe they right … Dang I need to do some sit ups
The Constipation of MIMI. Please whipe my ass.
Oh My God…my motha fukin feeeet! I cant keep wearing these heals yall…somebody get Whitney on the phone this crack is not working…ask her how long is it going to take for me to start loosing.
Mariah: when you love someone so deeply, it goes to your thighs, stomach, a**…
Mariah’s stomach: tell me is there anymore room for me, in those jeans…
lol @#32… mt mariah. haha
i think mariah has a look like TI’s baby mama here and thats not a good look!!!lol….
I do NOT wear a 12 yall…Im tellin you I just drank all that water…and plus these are House of Dereon Jeans and they are cut real small!
Oh My God…guess what? I have to pee….now who gonna help me
OK I swear that was my last one
)
Damn I done it now, I done drop a load in these here jean. Now if I can only reach for those family wipe one, but damn these jean are so tight and I can’t reach them. Oh no it is running from my rear and up my back. Driver Hurry up and get me out of here.
AHHHHHHHHHHH…Kermit,you got the magic stick!
I gotta un button these pants… IVE BEEN POOTING UP A STORM!
Hot damn someone give me a hanger so I can unzip these jeans!
“Can we hurry this up? I can only hold my breath for so long. The seam in my pants is hanging on by a few threads,If I have to breath again I think might actually rip.”
Ms.Destiny said:
Ohhhhhh somebody unbutton me please. the Yeast is spreading
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody please help me peel these pants off! There’s no oxygen getting to my brain!
ROTFL I love this site!! LMAO
Gat Dammit… I glad we hit Popeye’s for the free biscuits night- but now i got to use the butter to get me out dese jeans.. Hope Dame Dash & Cam like ‘em greezy… LOL
damn… them jeans so tight it looks like her lips turning blue from lack of oxygen. breathe girl, pop a button, pull that zipper south, do something!
what i wanna know is what she was doing with them booty-wipes next to her.
this is a BAD picture, poor mariah! lol
Mimi blow-up doll!
This white girl thickness ain’t the biz, yall!
NUMBER 42′s caption is GUTS!!!!!!( no pun intended)
i think this is my best impression of a blow-up doll