We haven’t done a Caption Me post in awhile. Here is a pic of Mariah trying to sit down in the back of her limo. She knows she was wrong for wearing those tight ass pants!!
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Mimi got caught with her stomach out…..
nasty!!!!!!!
Girl, Don’t you dear have another breakdown! Get it together honey. I think she should adopt.
Shake, shake, shake it off Mooriah.
LOL, she does kinda look like Tiny now that I look twice.
I can’t talk about Mariah’s jean because the one I wore today was so damn tight I thought I couldn’t digest my food.
@#44 U beat me to the punch,because I was going to post that same comment on another post. Because those two do look-a-like,but this photo really confirmed it!
However, Mariah looks better,it’s the nose!*(speaking as Mariah)…Sorry Lamb!
the caption should read: I need to ask if JD can hook me up with Janet’s people,my “ish” has gotten outta hand.
DaBrat and her could workout together,since they are BFF’s and all! Love’em both but….
“ohh I’m not feeling so festive…I dont know whats harder, pretending to be black or pretending to be a size 6″
She is obviously bloated Girl take some water pills it will be ok
ungumbunga man
whoo, note to self ,fire my assistant for actually giving me that 10th bucket of kfc!
“oh my goodness, i can’t wait to unbuckle this damn belt”
“I can’t believe I ate an entire economy box of pork rinds..Is COSTCO closed?
Pass those got-damn Cheetos bitch, you aint seen nothin’ yet.
ewww that fart was kinda hot……..oops!
it’s official……..i shitted!
now if i can only get up without the smell
choaking everyone out.
*mariah sings* OOP OOP, OOP OOP…I HAD TO SHAKE EM ON
CAUSE MY WEIGHT JUST AINT THE SAME AND I KEEP ON PLAYIN GAMES WHEN I KNOW I SHOULD BE SHAME!
She know them jeans is too damn small…BUY YOUR SIZE MA!
Mariah: Ooh!!! Those Oreo cookies were good as hell. They must have changed the recipe. I can’t believe I nearly ate the whole pack.
Assistant: No Mariah, Those weren’t Oreo Cookies. Those were Family Wipes and you ate three bags of them.
Mariah: Damn, those Family Wipes was of tha chain dawg!!!
all i got to say is….. wtf???!!!
CAN I GET ANOTHER VODKA TONIC DANMMM ICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“WAIT A MINUTE ….. SOMEBODY GO GET ME A MARKER SO I CAN DRAW ME ON SOME ‘NINJA TURTLES’ ABS AGAIN !!!”
that’s not a good look
Damn, being constipated is almost as bad as Glitter was.
*In her drunk singing voice*, “Fly like a biiiird, hiccup, take to the…..skyyyyy, DAMN, I’m drunk as hell”
“…too much air in the blow-up doll!”
ok ok
so i did fuck eminem alright!
CHiNGY: “DAMN GiRL HOW U GET ALL THAT FAT iN THEM JEANS, THEM JEANS”
LMAO..
“i LOOK LiKE MRS. PiGGY!”
“HOW DO i BREATHE???” (MARiO’S NEW SONG PPL…)
DAMN PEOPLE CELEBRITIES ARE LIKE US !! THEY GOTTA TAKE A RElax time !!
I can still fit into my size 4 jeans so I MUST be a 4.
Driver….. Cheeburger Cheeburger please.