Wow.

I know 1 thing, Fabolous better NOT come out with a album within the next week or so.

Bob needs to get R. Kelly’s lawyer.

I can’t contain myself…

Holy lemongrass! I’m 1st! *cheeses*

Fabolous…probably shot by Spelling Bee Coalition

Bobby Brown…you are a disgrace to black men

R. Kelly…*vomits* I guess this goes to show you that you can have sex with an underage BLACK girl piss on her but because you have money justice is delayed….let this have been a white, latina, or asian girl. R. Kelly would have went under

Jamiroquai said it best “When Ya Gonna Learn”

thats horrible, wuh happened to f-a-b-o, muscians better be more careful whenout in public

dont u bitches get on here and talk about how all blk men are evil b/c there are some women that dont pay child support either!! he’s a disgrace to all us black men out there. i mean i wude never treat my kids as he does. i mean atleast flav coons it up to pay his child support (i used to watch celebrity justice, and they sed flav was paying like $50 in child support for 3 of his kids!! thats a shame)

They took aimed at Fabolous’s thigh??? Must be over a woman!

Bobby must have gotten paid for doing the Essence Cover!

I’m trying to give R. Kelly a hall pass for the tribute he did to Katrina victims! Hell, I piss on my Boo all the time in the shower and sometimes she pisses back! hehe! But, sex with the minor is a lifetime offense…Megans Law!

Bobby - It’s about time he starts paying child support and he looks a mess in that photo, uuuggg!! Him and Rkelly needs to get arrested and thrown in Jail, I’m sure they’ll get along just fine.

@ Meatloaf, sies! I can’t believe you just sad that, pissing on each other! uuugg!!

damn thats f’d up!!!!!!!!!!!

damn thats f’d up!!!!!!!!!!!i hope he aight

Im so glad Whitney is trying to get herself together…Bobby should try to follow suit.

R. Kelly is a troubled soul…He needs Jesus

I wish Fabolous a speedy recovery

Fabolous i feel bad 4. Hope he get well soon and make another album. He look a mess in dat pic. BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BROWN! Finally his cocaine, marjauana, crack, ciggarate ass is caught up witi dat Child support. R.Kelly no comment except for he’s guilty. Everyone one know he did it. Sorry bout my spelling.

LMAO! At Jasina. Anyway hope FAB get betta. Bobby Brown happy his crackhead hisself is paying child support on time. R.Kelly: GUILTY AS FUCK! Dey need 2 push back dat shit. I need his Lawyer. MEATLOAF u nasty as hell nobody wanna read that. save and read dat fo yoself.

Meatloaf…um…eh…uh…oh…*vomits*

Pissing in the shower is so gross! A guy did that when we were in the shower once and it started to smell like hot piss mixed with hot water. I got so angry that I clocked him in the the face, got out the shower, and poured his oatmeal that was cooking on the stove in the sink because…man, I just lost it..ugh, meatloaf and I had a cybercrush on you like baked apple crumb…uh man…*vomits*

Damn 12. Why u in the shower wit oatmeal cooking on the stove? Then u dumped the hot oatmeal in the sink, so now you gotta a pissy shower and oatmeal stuck in yo pipes??

Meatloaf aint serious. Can u imagine “I love you Boo” then [**pssssssshhhhhhh**]

Anyhoo, fastest recovery to F-A-B-O. No comment on the others…

LMBAO @ Meatloaf! You crazy as hell for that one!

I ain’t mad that Kells pissed on a chick…just mad she was a minor.

Fab will be aight…he’s gonna recover and make a song about getting shot.

Bobby looks musty in that picture.

LMAO @ Meatloaf about pissin on ur boo!!! And LMAO @ Mika talkin about Bobby lookin musty!!! Hilarious!

I guess Fabolous can officially say he certified gangsta now…people always talkin about he soft lol. I mean it sounds like a personal issue (domestic, hating ass fools, etc)…b.cuz its not like Fab got robbed or anything.

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL AT NUMBER 12. OMG HE PEED IN DA SHOWER AND THEN SHE CLOCKED HIM IN THE FACE.WHILE MAKING OATMEAL. YOU ARE A MESS. FAB GET BETTA MY DUDE.

First of all, Angela-La, I’m sorry for puttin our business all on the blog…Boo! I know that somethings should be kept secret between lovers!

Okay, I bet most of y’all have no problem with a “facial”, but let a little piss get on you and all hell breaks out!

It’s called a “warm shower” made famous by, who else…my African brothers! You know Kaneta, when you’re in the shower with soap; there’s running water; a floor drain; and bodies are clinging like oatmeal in the sink! Hell, let it flow!

Besides, you should always piss before and after sex! And Yolo, you need to stop acting like you don’t piss in the shower! hehe! Especially, you women with y’all tricky azz! I know when y’all sit down to do the #1, you drop a few! hehe!

@ Girlblue, how can I win you’re cyberlove back???? Okay, what if I told you that I would suck all the pH balance out of yo……I betta stop! hehe!

How come rappers always seem to be in the line of fire?

I’m not suprised the R-a’s trial is taking so long. I had a civil case that lasted over three years — and that was just over a traffic incident. The hands of justice are slow.

Who gives two sh!ts about Bobby Brown and his twisted lips. He is the mayor of HAM City in my book.

NEVER KNEW LA PRINCIA AND BOBBY JR JAD THE SAME MOTHER WTF…

SORRY FABOLOUS CUTE ASS

R KELLY UM NO COMMENT

OOPS HAD NOT JAD LMAOOO

The first headline didn’t even read. NOT SHOCKING!!! What rapper has not been shot or shot at. Nice try. Next

Sorry Fab, thats messed up to catch one and get arrested in the same night. Bobby stay current you dumbass! No comment on Kelly and Meatloaf if she can piss on you standing up in the shower, then her coochie must be horribly disfigured. WTF gross!

Fab - If this is true I wish him the best in his recovery.

R.Kelly - used to love him but now I can’t stand to even listen to one of his songs. He is one sick a$$ individual. Ooohhh! I wish a mofo would piss on me. It’s gonna be repercussions and consequences.

Bobby - I wish I can get an amount close to that for my child support. Good to see Bobby taking care of his business.

Poor Fab….talk about unlucky…shoulda just stayed home that night….
Meatloaf…..dang….LMAO

Why the hell was Fab Arrested he is the Victim?
Love the skin you in.

YAWWN,

All jokes aside, can someone please tell me what in crack (or whatever Bobby does) makes his lips twist like that? I just need to know. Thanks!

Btw, get well soon, FAB!

#22 jewel13 said: “Meatloaf if she can piss on you standing up in the shower, then her coochie must be horribly disfigured. WTF gross!”

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Come on, where my gurls at? Will y’all please explain to Jewel13 how to do the thang! You don’t have to be disfigured to take aim! hehe!

The next time you’re slow dancing, and he slides his right thigh between your legs and touches the spot…think about the possibilities and how you could piss all over that niggas leg! hehe!

@25 - he was arrested because he was in the car with two unlicensed guns. All four people in the car were arrested.

I mean really who was the genius who thought to keep two unlicensed guns in the car. Probably bought off the street. If they want to have guns go through the legal process and get the necessary papers so you can carry them aroung legally. Or is there something not street enough about having legal firearms?

Jackasses…I don’t feel bad for him.

AWWWW, GET WELL FAST FAB! I HOPE THE NIGGA THAT SHOT YOU CATCH A BUCKSHOT IN THE ASS!

I’M NOT EXCITED, BOBBY WILL BE BACK IN JAIL NEXT MONTH FOR FAILURE TO PAY CHILD AGAIN, UNLUCKY BASTARD.

SORRY, BUT I’M STICKIN BY R. KELLY AS BEING TALENTED AS HELL. I LUV THIS NEGRO, THOUGH NOT ENOUGH TO LET HIM PEE ON ME! BUT TALENT WISE, I CAN’T WAIT FOR A NEW CD! I HOPE HIS CHESTER CHILD-MOLESTIN ASS GIT IT TOGETHER!

@ 28 MEATLOAF

DAMN, YOU ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT SEX…..ARE YOU OVER-SEXED OR UNDER-SEXED!

@Meatloaf:

You are saying that for shock value…you’ll dont do that….do you? Do you?…. DO YOU!!!

{making a mental note to NEVER take a shower at Meatloaf’s}

This nigga Meatloaf is hilarious! I’m joining the club dawg, when I get home I telling mama “Get in the shower girl” haha!

You all are hilarious! Shame about F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S! Poor Bobby, just check into REHAB and LIVE there for a year or two. R.Kelly’s Lawyer is truly the shit, he knows how to keep a court date pushed back…..JUST WRONG!

lol K DUBBs in the “warm shower” club!

Like Michael Jackson said, “there’s is no greater demonstration of love than sharing your piss in the shower…” hehe!

And, y’all know when you were kids sleeping four deep in one bed…hell, by morning everybody had pissed on each other! You know that was some of the best damn sleep you ever had!

JSCENE ~ lol you can’t handle the truth! This some grown-up $#!T! Besides, a “warm shower” ain’t sex, that’s foreplay or afterplay! hehe!

African men know the signifance of marking your territory with piss!

CMeez, Don’t ask me how I know these things but…

Crack literally affects the central nervous system. If you do it long enough, the synapses in the brain fail to “shoot off” quite the way they’re supposed to becuase of the lack of oxygen and the prevalance of carbon dioxide. Everything, including the body’s responses and memory starts to slow down. So essentially, smoking crack is like giving yourself a mild stroke. Everytime you hit the pipe, you kill off cells. I think Bobby’s lips are twisted like that because of his “mild strokes”.

Any MDs in the house to confirm or rebut?

^ I thought “dogs” marked their territory with piss?
So, for all those “men” pissing on their women…

Whatever floats your boat but Golden Showers ain’t for everybody.

Lmao @ meatloaf! #28 Thanks for the tip, but trust me if my man slides anything between my legs I intend to handle that….not piss on it.

Post 3- Agreed. If R. Kelly pissed on a (underaged) white girl. He would have been under the jail. C’mon black men get it together.

lmao @ khinje
that was funny

#37 ms_mac1 said: “^ I thought “dogs” marked their territory with piss?”

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Not just dogs…nearly every creature on the planet has some way of marking territory! Now, do you ever shower with a man? Mmmm!

You don’t have anyone to mark you as his territory? Unclaimed is the woman who has never been “territoried”! I’m willing to “territorize” you as a jesture of community service and goodwill!

Warm showers aren’t for everyone! Just those who want to have some fun and do something totally off the chain in the shower!

i heard the fabulous thing on the radio this morning.
smh.

what is wrong with the rap industry really?

I went to Tyrese’s show last night at BB Kings for his Alter Ego Tour. ( Tyrese sang like 3 songs and force us to listen to some songs of his rap album) Any way FABOLOUS came out and performed with Red Cafe as on of 4 garbage opening acts. He did one song with Red and then he performed Breathe before he left with the the other three dudes (one was really cute)

Kells aint been convicted yet? Damn.

I hope R.Kelly gets exactly whats he’s given to his victims…KARMA COMES A KNOCKIN’

the Fab thing was so random right…

I hope Fabolous gets better soon

4 years after the charges…. R kelly still haven’t gone to trial… Money talks.

Thank you Siobhan. personally i am anti gun, but if you play with fire you seem to always get burned.
hope he gets well soon.

Meatloaf said:

Besides, you should always piss before and after sex! And Yolo, you need to stop acting like you don’t piss in the shower! hehe! Especially, you women with y’all tricky azz! I know when y’all sit down to do the #1, you drop a few! hehe!

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@17# , It’s YOLA not YOLO, and NO, I don’t piss in the shower!!! atleast not with my boo in it! And it’s the first time that I’m hearing that African brothers do that, cause I’m South African and I’ve never had that happening to me.

You’re so funny Meatloaf, Ha ha ha!!!

Ahh Yola, you must not be Zulu! A Zulu man leaves his mark! lol You probably can’t tell when you’re getting a “golden shower”! hehe!

Next time you shower together…piss on his black azz! You’ll feel so relieved after you do!

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@ Meatloaf,

You’re right, I’m not Zulu. I’m Portuguese/south african.

Thanks for the “advice”,I’m currently ‘eyeing’ a Zulu man and will surely do that to him one of these days! Ha ha ha ha ha! You better come to my rescue if I get into trouble! Ha ha ha.

@Yola

Gurl, you know how to handle yo $#!T! lol Don’t let him know you’re giving him a “golden shower”! Next time you shower, turn Luther up on the stereo to set the mood! Get your body real soapy before he gets too close, give him a little kiss on his nipple and start slow-dancing in the shower.

He will naturally slide his right leg between yours to try and hit your spot! When he hits it, put your arms around his waist, pull him in close and piss all over that nigga! hehe!

He’ll think that its just the warm running water! Keep working his nipples and rubbing his back and azz until you’re finished! If he catches you…tell him he made you cum! hehe! He’ll feel good!

Next weeks lesson: The reverse “jockey-style” cowgirl! hehe!

@ Meatloaf,

You are sooo Hilarious!! Ha ha ha ha. Will definitely do that next weekend when he comes over.

Please don’t forget to leave me a note on Next week’s Lesson, am looking forward to that. Ha ha ha ha!!

Good Morning Yola…I mean class!

This weeks lesson is the “reverse jockey cowgirl”! Now, don’t try this when you’re drunk! And, you need to be especially wet on this night! hehe!

I’m sure you already know how to do the reverse cowboy with you straddled on top facing his feet with both hands holding down his knees, so he doesn’t have convultions! hehe!

Next! Well, the reverse “jockey-style” requires you to slide up and down the wet pole while raising up on all four hands and toes like a track runner in the starting blocks. The only contact should be your hands on his legs and his key inside your lock! Think of a jockey on a horse at the end of the race when he stands in the saddle to let the animal move naturally!

Like the horse jockey, you should only go into this position near the end of the session when he’s ready to climax! Until then, stay on the saddle!

Imagine what he’ll feel and think lying there looking at yo sweet azz while you move up and down like an African clean water pump. Remember to breath!

Now, if you have his natural curve and you pull forward when you slide down, you can actually get a few more inches of dick out of your man that you didn’t even know he had! hehe!

Listen for his moans and migrate towards them! Keep breathing Yola! Make that nigga scream! Be carful not to slide off the pole! That will drive him crazy if you don’t put it back in ASAP or “Break Silence and Begin Oral”! hehe! Oral is the perfect recovery for any clumsiness!

Next weeks lesson: “Rotational Foreplay”! hehe!

Bobby looks dead!