KELIS SHARES HER MILKSHAKE
Monday, November 13, 2006

Funny how I just posted pictures of Miss Nas-Nasty yesterday looking classy and gorgeous, and these new pictures come up. But we all know Kelis has a raunchy side.
Kelis performed at New York Capitale last night and had so much fun doing so, she decided to flash a bit of goodies on stage. I guess it isn’t too bad since she had on underwear and she’s obviously very comfortable in her skin which I applaud. But its just oh so funny to look at…
If you’re at work, you may want to wait on seeing this, unless your boss likes Kelis too…
She has a nice booty tho…and at least her face looks great lol. Sue me, I say she’s totally awesome for doing this.








314 Comments
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76.
TaTaTaTamara
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
You’re right, Tamia has nothing to do with this. Next.
77.
mika...
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
#71 You must have on X-ray goggles to see the dough in Kelis’ pussy. You can’t tell if that girl got a damn yeast infection.
78.
SUGA BUGA
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
OOOOOOH, YOU WERE WRONG FOR THAT ONE.
79.
SUGA BUGA
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
#71, U ARE CRAZY!!
She probaly do have one though!!
80.
SUGA BUGA
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
#75: you must be her mama!!
81.
Ericka
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Looking for Kelis’ pussy is like looking for Waldo dammed near impossible
82.
bru-know
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
she’d have a HARD TIME PULLIN MY FACE OUT OF THAT
83.
bru-know
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
i know the band like I WISH THIS BITCH WOULD TURN AROUND
84.
Bobbito
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Trifling.
85.
feggie
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
I think Nas has a big problem with his women.Nway Let her be.
86.
adiam
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
YOUR ARE ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!
TALKING ABOUT KELIS HATING ON HER WELL SHES STILL DOING BIG THINGS MAKING MONEY WHILE YOU GUYS ARE HATING ON HER TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER TO MAKE YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE LOOK BETTER LOL
SHE LOOKS CUTE HER ASS IS CUTE AND WHO CARES IF IT WASNT SHES A COOL CHICK SHES ONE OF THE FEW SINGERS OUT THERE NOT AFRAID TO BE WHO SHE IS I RESPECT THAT U CAN HATE ALL U WANT BUT GUESS WHAT SHE DONT GOT TIME TO BE READING THIS ANYWAY CAUSE UNLIKE THE REST OF US SHE HAS SHIT TO DO.ITS SOME SEXIST SHIT THOUGH MAN REALLY I MEAN IF SHE WERE A DUDE NO ONE WOULD BE HATING ON HERN THE SAME WAY. FEMALE SINGERS GET SO MUCH CRAP ITS LIKE YOU GOTTA BE PERFECT LOOK ACT PERFECT ITS FUNNY HOW U WANNA HATE ON HER BUT HALF THESE GIRLS TALKING SHIT DONT LOOK HALF AS GOOD AND MOST THESE GUYS WOULDNT HAVE A DAMN CHANCE IN HELL TO GET HER. LIKE ITS A DAMN SHAME CAUSE EVERYONE IS ALWAYS WAY MORE CRITICAL OF WOMEN IN THE ENTERTIANMENT BUISNES AND WE NEED TO ASK OURSELVES WHY I MEAN HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE IT IF THE TABLES WERE TURNED YOUR TALKING ABOUT SHES LOOSE WELL ALL U GUYS ARE SOME FUCKING DUMB ASS HYPOCRITES SHES HUMAN SHE FUCKS I FUCK U FUCK WE ALL FUCK STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE SHE GOTTA BE PERFECT MAN ITS SO STUPID IF SHE WERE A MAN YOU WOULDNT BE TALKING SHIT LIKE YOU DO. ITS SO SAD YOUR OWN PEOPLE SHOULD BE IF ANYTHING SUPPORTING YOU BUT US BLACKS WE JUST WANNA BRING EACHOTHER DOWN WETHER U THINK SHES PRETTY OR HER BODY IS NICE IT DONT MATTER NOT ONE OF YOU GUYS TALKED ABOUT SHIT THAT REALLY MATTERS IM NOT HERE TO PREACH BUT I KNOW IF I WERE A CELEBRITY YALL WOULD BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME GUESS WHAT IM HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU. THINK ABOUT IT HOW WOULD U FEEL YOU CAN SAY IT WOULDNT BOTHER YOU BUT THAT WOULD BE A BLATANT LIE YALL R SOME STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS U CAN HATE BUT GUESS WHAT YOUR ASSES ARE HATING BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN AND SHES MAKING BIG MONEY IF U AINT POSITIVE THINGS TO SAY THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.
87.
Tammy
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
^ Wow, lol tell us how you really feel. I’m not gonna lie like I read your whole post, all that virtual yelling in a blog styled essay, was it really necessary? Ok so she’s making money anyway and we’re all sitting behind a computer, I think that would be the only way to put messages on a board right? sigh..Anyhoo What people are saying has nothing to do with her “talent”(or maybe it does), the majority of people are just saying it simply doesn’t look good, it really isn’t all that serious ya know? Is she your mother and you her love child because you are acting like her human shield. Like you aren’t guilty of “hating” on some celebrity. Sheesh…acting like you graduated from the Tina Knowles Academy for girls…hit up the bong please…apologies to everyone else if my shit turned into a blog styled essay..lol
88.
datdude
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Shit i’d still hit it. Me and Ms. Jones, fo real. I’m young but i know my oldschool.
89.
bill richard
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
looks tasty ill take a mouthfull
90.
hollabackgurl
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
what a hot mess……kelis should know better, plus it’s shocking that most folks on here r giving her props for this messy,tasteless,classless act.i bet if this was beyonce, y’all would rip her to shreds.Boss??? pls there’s nothing empowering but this, she comes off degrading herself like them video hoes.
91.
qtfromok
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
i hate her caus of her ass
92.
qtfromok
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
I did not write the above commit but, I’m about to woop a kids butt who did. :*)
93.
bill
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
you know…If I paid $20.00 to go see an artist perform, I would not EXPECT for them to bend over and show me their ass….
That’s disrespectful to your audience.
I was taught that as a performer, one should never turn their back to their audience….
Although I enjoy the beauty of a women’s body, I think that it’s a tad bit condescending when a woman bends over and show me her ass….WTF ???
Kelis is a attractive young lady, and very likable…
He music is an “acquired taste”..Her sense of fashion is offbeat, quirky & ecletic..
I think Kelis is on drugs during this performance..
94.
miss_mulato
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Doesnt look classy here. Shes wildin out lol. anyway… saw her in Denmark, her skin looked nice and all in real life.
95.
Lisa
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Yuck!!!!Don’t Yall Agree?:-(
96.
myshell
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
She looks like a hoe. Not a whore, but a hoe.
97.
G'
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Thank god this ain’t Beyonce, she would of had her head cut off. Kelis should not be flashing her scraggily looking poontang.
98.
mizzlizz
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
lol well go kelis.
99.
BashyBoo
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
U OK ADIAM?
LOL DEVRON U ARE TOO MUCH
100.
jewel13
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Totally awesome for flashing her goodies? WTF! When Toni B was performing and the damn fan blew her dress up, everyone was like “she’s a mother, she’s trifling, blah blah blah blah. But when Kelis does it, its sexy and her “swagger”. GTFOH
Shes got the crotch of a drag queen in that 4th pic. Bitch should’ve faded her thighs when she got the side of her touched up.
101.
jewel13
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
^^^meant to say side of her head touched up.
102.
E$
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
I bet no man in the crowd was mad!
103.
caff
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Sweet!
104.
miss-melchiot
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
kelis you’re so stupid
105.
bailey
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
It’s just plain tacky to show your booty cheeks, I’ve never really seen any woman pull it off and look classy, If you have on a bikini, naturally a bit may show but in this case she intentionally bent over and showed her a@@.
She is no better than bootz, same thing different person-I guess the likeability factor goes along way, I could think of a few other reasons some would think it’s okay for kelis and other girls who look like her to pull a hoe stunt and try to pass it off as “having fun” but I won’t even go there.
106.
777-9311
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
I ain’t mad, well actually I am a little. That girl’s skin is flawless! I ain’t saying it’s right, but she’s an entertainer. She’s on stage. Again I ain’t saying it’s right, but I understand.
It’s not like she’s at the Olive Garden sitting next to the table where Grandma Pearl is having her 80th birthday dinner.
# 82 Bru-Know you nasty, but call me! (Just kiddin’)
I give her a pass.
107.
carmeldelight
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
OH MY GOD I WONDER WAT HER HUSBAND HAD TO SAY ABOUT THAT UH NO THATS A NO NO WE DONT DO THAT KELIS COME ON NOW GET IT TOGETHER.
108.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
I’m gazing all up in the gravy bowl!
109.
foxxy380
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
LOL @ Bill…”an acquired taste”. Good choice of words.
I think this chick looks gross. Why would she do that? And to think I actually thought she had class. SMH Tsk, tsk.
110.
Valerie
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
LMAO! **SMH** I guess she was gettin’ her sexxxxy on, perhaps? lololololol **SMH**
111.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
The milkshake looks sour.
112.
Scorpian
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Now was that really necessary Kelis?
113.
mika...
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Meatloaf you always in somebody gravy bowl…lol.
114.
DEO
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
OO JEWEL — LOL yeah it did look like she missed her wax appointment.lol
I agree w/ bill (again) if you look at her face she does look wound up off something (other than alcohol) I never knew a man that would tolerate that ish. . . wonder mr. nasty said about that ish.
115.
Martinique_fr
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Ohhhhhh … That is so funny and so Kelis … Hey, she’s Bossy … what can I say…
116.
DEO
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
ahhh ms. mac1!
” the milk’s gone bad!”
117.
bobby bodega
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Totally classless! It’s time all you young folks grow DA HELL UP! Showing your goods in such a manner is STANK! Be a lady in public! Act as as the QUEENS you so want to be treated like! Save that side for behind closed doors!
118.
EZElmo
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Suddenly I’m in the mood for tacos with extra sour cream……
Does Taco Bell serve milkshakes?
119.
babyphatgirl
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Nas proly whooping her nasty ass right now. Go head nas give her a couple of lashes for everybody that had to see that disgusting looking thing she calls a milkshake.
120.
bill
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Fellas,
How is someone sticking there ASS in your face sexy ??
The way that she sticking HER ass out is nasty & gross…
Matter of fact, I don’t even know what she’s sticking it out like that…
I could see if she had a figure like Mya or Rihanna, but Kelis ain’t NEVER had a nice ass….
The first thing that came to MY mind was that maybe she was attempting a Bowel Movement on stage….
121.
love_it_or_hate_it
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
mika somebody is always in yours(gravy bowl) also.I wish some of theses people on here could see how you live.jobless whore how sad..and to think someone had unprotected sex with you.
122.
bill
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Good Morning Deo !
123.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
And BTW, Kelis is clearly bent. No doubt about it.
124.
kay
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Nas keep a hoe.
125.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Mika ~ you know what time it is! lol
Can’t sour milk be used to make buttermilk and cream?
126.
m-eazy
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Im strokin’ the monkey under my desk right now!!!!!!!!
127.
what you know about that
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
kelis, this won’t help to sell your album that didn’t do well. this is just gross.
128.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Meatloaf said:
Can’t sour milk be used to make buttermilk and cream?
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Yogurt too. Yummy…lol
129.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Hey Mika,
You have finally arrived girl! Looks like you’ve got a stalker. lol
Bill, you’ve been through this before. Help a sista out.
You know what it’s all about. Somebody’s mad that Mika’s getting all the attention from the fellas on CL. Plus she gets along with the ladies.
Brush ‘em off girl. Nothing like knowing someone else got YOU on THEIR mind.
130.
mika...
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
#121 please stop stalking me bitch. Why you mad @ me boo? It’s ok though, you’ll be aight.
When you start eating my pussy…fucking me…and paying my bills…then I’ll give a fuck about what you THINK you know. Until then, you’re dismissed.
131.
KNM5683
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Why is she showing her little woman? lol Love Kelis, but I didn’t think I was gonna see her “Lady Lumps”
132.
Valerie
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
ROFLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! @ #126
133.
bill
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 @ 10:57 am
ms_mac1 said:
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Hey Mika,
You have finally arrived girl! Looks like you’ve got a stalker. lol
Bill, you’ve been through this before. Help a sista out.
You know what it’s all about. Somebody’s mad that Mika’s getting all the attention from the fellas on CL. Plus she gets along with the ladies.
Brush ‘em off girl. Nothing like knowing someone else got YOU on THEIR mind.
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Bill Said:
Well..It’s not rocket science in HOW to deal with this person.
I’ll email Angel.la, and ask her to BAN
love_it_or_hate_it
problem solved…Give me a few minutes while I gather this person postings for evidence, and then I will email love_it_or hate_ it’s ranting to angel.la
The person is simply not staying on topic…
problem solved…
134.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Mika, why is she attacking you?
135.
dark_matter
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Yall are a little harsh on ole girl. The booty looks nice and as for the front. I’d hit it!
136.
TASHA
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
it’s obvious this bitch is high “and” drunk as hell, she’s still my girl tho……she’s cool…yall stop being so judgemental..i can’t see any coochie shots, what are you all looking at? maybe i’m missing it.. not trying to sound nasty or anything but most girls do have coochie prints, just like guys…she’s cute..she’s probably performing “blindfold me”, man that song is “hott”!! give her a break yall, she’s just having fun!!
137.
hate_it_or_love_it
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Bitch stalk you .Im stating the facts.she’s the hood jumpoff lol
138.
bill
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
I just sent Angel.la an email
see example below
Angel.la
We have a situation..
There is a person by the name of :
Love_it_or_hate_it who is verbally assaulting another poster (mika).
The problem is, is that Love_it_or_hate_it isn’t staying on topic..he/she is just insulting Mika (who refuses to respond to this person’s insults)
See examples below for Love_it_or_hate_it written insults:
on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 @ 9:48 am
love_it_or_hate_it said:
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shut up mika I know your trashy ass..every nigga in the hood been up in you..you a chicken head..take care of all those kids..online frontin bitch please you played.straight hoodrat ewwwwwwww
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on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 @ 10:01 am
love_it_or_hate_it said:
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Mika evey nigga aint been up in you????..lol stop fronting whatever ..atleast sell it stop giving to everybody..thats why u dont have shit.recreational sex gets you no where.
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Angel.la…..Would you mind looking into this situation…Maybe love_it_or_hate_it is unfamiliar with the rules on this particular blog.
Love ya like a Play cousin
Your Boy,
Bill
139.
TASHA
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
oh yesss kelis….the stilettos are hott too!!!
140.
Brandi
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Its official..Kelis is a skank.. And I could just imagine the “SMELL” after that episode! What 50 say ??? “Full court basketball!” LMAO!
141.
dukesman2000
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Not impressed. I thought Nas was on to something!!
142.
rough
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Mika,
Some people like to cyberfight, just ignore it, cause if you fight back it gives them a rise and they keep going back for more.
143.
mika...
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
@ Meatloaf I really don’t know…but if it’s who I think it is, she’s mad ’cause I look good…and also because my husband takes care of his family, so I’m able to stay home with my kids.
Ms Mac, I know I need to brush it off…but I really wanna punch that bitch in the mouth.
144.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
@ Mika, hopefully she’ll get bored and move on - or be removed.
145.
foxxy380
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
@ #137, D@MN! You hate the girl that much that you have to come on the internet to approach her? If you have a problem with her, why not tell it to her face instead of putting the girl on blast on the damn internet! Mika, I don’t blame you. I would want to hit the b!tch too. But my mom always says violence doesn’t solve anything. And I always tell her no but it makes you feel much better to give someone what they deserve. LOL
146.
bill
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 @ 11:21 am
rough said:
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Mika,
Some people like to cyberfight, just ignore it, cause if you fight back it gives them a rise and they keep going back for more.
Bill Said:
EXACTLY…Ignore People…Some folks just crave for ATTENTION..If you ignore them they WILL go away…
Concrete Loop is like the Lunch Table in High School…The Popular kids were always hated by the nerds
147.
Nix
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
that frontal view is so damn nasty
i woulda been turned the fuck off the performance if i was there
probably throw up all my alcohol
but to each its own
if she like it
i love it
148.
mika...
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
Yeah hopefully @ Ms Mac.
Foxxy she doesn’t know me like that to put me on blast…she’s a simple bitch. The shit she’s talking is irrelevant because it damn sure doesn’t apply to me.
149.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
#142 Rough ~ That’s good advice, but Mika knows she don’t have to fight back, because Bill and I are on “MIKA Patrol”! We’re seeking and destroying the hater in her behalf! The stalker is someone well known on this blog! Trust me! Angel.La is dealing with it!
I have no problem with someone gettin dissed on CL, but an unprovoked stalker is ridiculous! Just sit tight Mika, we have the fire contained and soon we will have it extinguished!
150.
bill
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 @ 11:35 am
rough said:
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@bill, did it work already…?
Bill Said:
I think Angel.la must be REAL busy at work or in school, cause I usually talk to her everyday, and she hasn’t responded to a email I sent her yesterday…
Don’t worry..She reads my emails…
She respond accordingly !
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