MELYSSA FORD CELEBRATES HER 30TH B-DAY
Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Check out Melyssa Ford getting her party on last night at Stereo in NYC.
The “bootylicious” video model, turned 30 today.
All photos by: Johnny Nunez
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Melyssa & Nik (damn she be at a lot of parties!) | Brooke Crittendon (Kanye’s Ex) | Stephon Marbury and Rich Boy








161 Comments
1.
BashyBoo
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR HER AGE GOOD BLACK DONT EVER CRACK!!!
2.
Psyche
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
yeah nik definitely is at a lot of parties.. and she is out.. i wonder how many of these people she sleeps with
3.
marie2
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
HAPPY BDAY GIRL YOU LOOK GREAT.
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marie2
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
RICH BOY IS SOOO FUNNY LOOKIN….
5.
Trebonique
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Why Does Melyssa alway have to do the porn pose. Azz out mouth in ready position and breast perky… damn girl its over
6.
*Princess Jazmine*
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
see, this just proves the point that majority of scorpios are freaks! lol
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Chellybop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
I guess now that she is 30 her days of being a video hoe uh, I mean model will be coming to an end.
I can’t hate her body, I’d kill for it.
Stephon Marbury is a cutie, anyone hear how his $15 shoes Starbury Ones are selling?
Kanye West’s ex is gonna use up her last 10 minutes of fame.
8.
Scandalous
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
IS THAT DRES FROM BLACKSHEEP STANDING BEHIND HER???? LOL
9.
Chellybop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Cosign with Marie on Rich Boy, he is a litle funny looking, LOL (what the hell kinda name is that for someone who prob has yet to make real money)
10.
AJARI
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Dont really care for Melissa..I just wanted to see if my avatar changed or not
11.
Chellybop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@#8, it looks like him! WTF happened to Black Sheep?!
12.
AJARI
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
yay! it works!
13.
GirlBlue
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
eh…
I thought she was older!
14.
e
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
daaaaammmmnnn!!!!
15.
LavishChic
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
I thought Melyssa Ford was like, 35 or somethin.
16.
Something Fierce
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Ain’t NOTHING WRONG with “porn poses”
Straight Men WILL NEVER get tired of that shit right there !!!
17.
Taj The Photographer
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
30?!?!? She ain’t seen 30 since 1930!!!
18.
Barbie
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
UH- SHE’S NOT 30, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LEFT THAT FOR THE IMAGINATION!
AND YES-THAT’S DRES (LOSER)
19.
Marie
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
I JUST FIGURED IT OUT RICH BOY LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSES ROCK-EM-SOCK-EM TOYS I USED TO PLAY WITH MY BROTHERS.
20.
tjack25
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
30 huh? I thought she hit that a while ago…
ok what the hell does Brooke got on? Kanye should’ve took her to fashion week instead of the current chic.
And Nik really is at everybody party! She need to be at EVERYbody photoshoot.
21.
Asentha
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
She looks older than 30 in her face. Body-wise, she still looks nice.
22.
Jweezy
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
What the hell is up with Broke???? yeah, not Brooke,but Broke….I don’t have anything against her but ever since the breakup with Kanye she just seems a little off…blue hair? white tights? o lawd
http://www.empressmag.com
23.
Such Magnificence
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Melyssa Ford is like the un-official Playmate of the Year for black men…lol!
I know that men love this chick…she is hot though I’ll give that to her.
Anyways, I hope she had a Good Birthday!
Man, isn’t Brooke’s 15 minutes over…I mean seriously this chick has an article in the new “Vibe Vixen” for what? I’m just curious on what the hell she could possibly talk about…besides Kayne’s arrogant ass.
24.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
LoL @ #6. Yeah, I never knew until I dated one. Freaks indeed!
25.
jewel13
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Happy 36th Birthday Melissa!
26.
The real bambi
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
I liked to way her body used to look she had bigger hips or something like that
27.
Betty Boop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
naw rich boy look like that alien that’s on the video game commercial….but that’s my song tho… love the beat
28.
Cutie
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
People talking about she looks good for her age like 30 is old, the hoe look older than 30 to me. Aint nothing youthful looking about her. She is a video hoe and that’s it. And she isn’t that cute to me either.
29.
Kevin
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Dres from Black Sheep is paying her no mind. That pic is funny to me.
30.
DAMIEN
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
I told yall Nik poppin’ up like she has a CD coming out or something..
31.
JAY
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
IT SEEMS LIKE ON EVERY PIC SHE HADS TO STICK HER BUTT OUT…WHICH LOOKS MIGHTY FLATTER THAN NORMAL…HMMM MAKES ME WONDER IF MOST OF HER PICS ARE ALTERED
32.
grlnva
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Why is she blowing out 4 tall ass candlelight dinner candles?
33.
grlnva
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Last I checked, no one has 4 candles on their 30th B-Day.
34.
dean stevens
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
happy b-day melyssa ford.. and many more
p.s. who me, yep thats right is my b-day 2 fellow scorpio
35.
Queen B
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
I know Melyssa hit 30 about fives years ago i dont why she be lying coz her face say 35. lol
But each to their own she is still pretty and could brooke go and find another celeb to date before she ends up being a video model coz you know thats what she will end up doin!
36.
Something Fierce
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Commnet #28… I agree
But I would STILL hit that from the back !!!
37.
phillylala
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
LOL @ #1. What does thirty look like? Nobody SHOULD have wrinkes @ 30 unless they are on meth or something! LOL
38.
Siobhan
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
30, huh? I celebrated the 6th anniversary of my 25th birthday this year. Guess Melyssa counts the same way I do.
39.
me
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Ok I am glad everyone is on the same page about this Melyssa Ford chick. 1st let me say I am glad the sista did her thing on BET.(whatever) not hating. but she looked a mess when she was on there 2nd. NO matter what she does or where she goes she is always going to be a VIDEO chick to me I can’t look at her any other way. Maybe she needs to clean up her image instead of the video hoe look and become a little more classy.
40.
Brooke
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
yeah yeah Yeah Happy Birthday girl…
or whatever…lol
41.
bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
That picture that she took with Dres from Black Sheep (where Dres is like totally ignoring her)..
Fellas: Wouldn’t you just LOVE to cum all over her Face & Chest (while laughing under your breath)…
Take that & that !
I’m just saying..
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Brooke
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
The Game dissed her. Saying she only drives a Honda Accord…
I digress, but why is he so ANGRY all the time? lol Poor guy, needs a hug or some jell-o or something.
43.
Brooke
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Um. Bill? EW.
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Chellybop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@Bill!!! I can not believe you said that!
But knowing her she’d love it, LOL
45.
drew
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
IS SHE STILL SOMEBODY IMPORTANT? LOL
MORE OF THIS ON
Http://drewnews.blogspot.com
46.
Kasali
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Correct me if I’m wrong but didnt Kanye West “promise Mr Rany he was gonna marry his daughter and he had to thank him for the way she was brought up”…..hmmm.. Shouldnt make promises that you cant keep….look how the poor girl is suffering….lol
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Something Fierce
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@bill… Uh, YEAH !!!!!
Commnet #42… Because the Game is GAY, That’s why he’s always hating on the females
Comment #39… Why every woman HAS to be classy
SLUTS and HOES makes the world a Much Better and Interesting and Sometimes ENJOYABLE place, Everybody and Everything has a purpose in life
I’m from tyhe Old School of Thought…
Like the Geto Boys said “You got to let a Ho be a Ho”
48.
K Dubb
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Something Fierce said:
Ain’t NOTHING WRONG with “porn poses”
Straight Men WILL NEVER get tired of that shit right there !!!
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KDubb said:
Right!!!
Don’t let me have it ya’ll, but who is Rich Boy?
49.
Frederick
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Melissa call me, I need to convince you. (4)457-3601
50.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
K Dubb, you are not alone. I’m clueless too.
51.
bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Brooke said:
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Um. Bill? EW.
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on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 2:47 pm
Chellybop said:
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@Bill!!! I can not believe you said that!
But knowing her she’d love it, LOL
Bill Said:
…..And then leave a $100 dollar bill on the bed and leave…
52.
K Dubb
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Bill said:
That picture that she took with Dres from Black Sheep (where Dres is like totally ignoring her)..
Fellas: Wouldn’t you just LOVE to cum all over her Face & Chest (while laughing under your breath)…
Take that & that !
I’m just saying..
KDubb said:
Like Teddy Riley use to say “Yeap Yeap!!!”
53.
Kammy
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
She’s only 30, lol. Not that she’s ugly I just thought that she was older than that.
54.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
She 30 in dog years.
55.
Something Fierce
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ms_mac1…
Rich Boy IS a Lyrically-Challenged Rapper, He has a song out talking about Cadillacs. I can’t remember the hook BUT 90% of the song ( I KID YOU NOT ) is him saying that hook
56.
Kammy
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Call me a hater if you will but Nik reminds me of a hungry baby bird and the last 2 poses of Melyssa are killing me. I think the Brooke girl is pretty though.
57.
Chellybop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Rich Boy is a rapper, I forgot the name of his osng.
Don’t bother trying to get to know him he prob won’t be around for long,LOL
58.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Thanx ya’ll. Leave it to my people to supply the knowledge without fail. I loves it.
59.
Kammy
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Lmao@ Ms_Mac. I’m 31 so 30 isn’t old to me she just look old in the face to me, lol so u hit it right on the nose
60.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@23 Such Magnificence lol “Playmate of the year”!
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I was gonna give that title to “my Boo” until she put up that new avatar went she turned 22 and had to start wearing glasses! Bring back my other Boo, please! Okay, keep this one up until the Scorpion leaves the room and then change! lol
And now, I’m checking out GRLVNA looking all tight with her pretty hair, eyes and teeth! Go gurl! I might be rotor-rooting yo brake drum if you keep looking good like that! Puttin fluid all up in yo master cyclinder!
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ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Meatloaf you are sick in the head! LoL.
62.
Kammy
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Something Fierce you a nasty one, lol
63.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ Kammy, I feel ya. Ise 32 misself but I know my face don’t look like a truck backed over it — TWICE! She need to lay off the Ripple a little. That sh!t ages you like a mutha!
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Betty Boop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
ha, the whole song is him say’n he got a cadillac…here’s the hook or whateva:
Rich Boy sell’n crack,
Fuck niggas wanna jack,
Shit tight, no slack,
Just brought a cadillac(throw some d’s on dat bitch)
REPEAT THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE SONG
the beat is nice tho, not much originality on the lyrics,same shit different artist………. if u want originality, check out lupe ;-}
65.
vdawg
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Black Sheep has a new CD out. Came out this past summer.
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K Dubb
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ 50 MS_MAC1 – Thank you, I thought I was alone for minute. I was thinkin’ “damn, I can’t keep up, I must be getting old”.
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Something Fierce said:
@ms_mac1…
Rich Boy IS a Lyrically-Challenged Rapper, He has a song out talking about Cadillacs. I can’t remember the hook BUT 90% of the song ( I KID YOU NOT ) is him saying that hook
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Chellybop said:
Rich Boy is a rapper, I forgot the name of his osng.
Don’t bother trying to get to know him he prob won’t be around for long,LOL
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K Dubb said
Oh… yeah. *Actin’ like I know now; still don’t have a f**kin’ clue.*
67.
bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Hey..I LIKE this Song !!!
I going play this tune will I driving through Orange Park (The Weekly Car Show and Swap Meet)on Sunday in my Escalade !
Rich Boy - Throw Some D’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-96xRo47aQ
This is a INTERESTING video because he uses the HOOK from an OLD Switch Record called “I call your name”
Switch is a OLD school group from 1978 that was on the Gordy/Motown Label (Bobby DeBarge’s Old Group..Bobby was El Debarge’s Old Group, RIP)
68.
itzzzkimmm
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Melissa- ehh… same ol same ol
Nik- She looks gorgeous!
Brooke- She looks a hot ass mess! Dang ever since Kanye left her ass she’s been a mess.
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bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
..yeah Rich Boy is aight…I feeling this song !!
Betty Boop said:
ha, the whole song is him say’n he got a cadillac…here’s the hook or whateva:
Rich Boy sell’n crack,
Fuck niggas wanna jack,
Shit tight, no slack,
Just brought a cadillac(throw some d’s on dat bitch)
REPEAT THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE SONG
the beat is nice tho, not much originality on the lyrics,same shit different artist………. if u want originality, check out lupe ;-}
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Chellybop
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Call me crazy or maybe I am not familiar with down south slang, but what the hell is a “D”? A rim or a tire or somthing?
71.
Something Fierce
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
James Ingram older brother was in that group as well (Switch)… I think his name was Phillip
Jermaine Jackson got them going, He wrote, produced and sung background on some of their songs
I personally Love the song “I Wanna Get Closer”
72.
NELLNELL
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
SHE DAT OLD??? I WOULD NEVA HAD GUESS
73.
The Real Chi Deal
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Ok for ur info…. #42 i belive, in the song Kanye was talkin bout his current fiance…. brooke or wat her face was not w/ kanye when he went through his accident and was tryna get up dere……it was ALEXIS… so yes he did keep his promise.. cuz he marrying the women that he promise he was gonna marry… CASE CLOSE… Brooke aint shit….
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Brandi
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
That broad probably older than some damn 30! WTF ever!
75.
Kammy
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@Ms Mac she need to pay some more attention to her face and give her bootay a break, lol
76.
mika29
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
She looks great! I’ll be celebrating my 30th Nov.29th…can’t wait to party!
77.
RealTalkNY
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
I was there Melyssa was looking BANGING. I didn’t even know that was Rich Boy he couldn’t even get in at first lol. They had some more people there, actors and football players. And yes Nik is everywhere
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ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ Kammy, no doubt! lol
@ Bill, I watched the video and I’m still clueless. Whack as hell. I’m suprised you like it. I remember when I first heard that Switch joint some years back (I was really young) I thought it was a girl singing — until he said some stuff I know a woman wouldn’t say. Am I the only one?
79.
bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 3:34 pm
Something Fierce said:
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James Ingram older brother was in that group as well (Switch)… I think his name was Phillip
Jermaine Jackson got them going, He wrote, produced and sung background on some of their songs
I personally Love the song “I Wanna Get Closer”
Bill Said:
See..That Why your My Boy !
I’m old, so I like old music….
80.
aj29258310
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Kanye’s ex body is sick.
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mizzlizz
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
melyssa is not 30 lol
hope you have a good one mika! you don’t look 30.
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bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
ms_mac1 said:
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@ Kammy, no doubt! lol
@ Bill, I watched the video and I’m still clueless. Whack as hell. I’m suprised you like it. I remember when I first heard that Switch joint some years back (I was really young) I thought it was a girl singing — until he said some stuff I know a woman wouldn’t say. Am I the only one?
Bill Said:
THAT’s Bobby DeBarge Singing…Bobby was (RIP) El DeBarge’s Big Brother…Bobby & Chico Debarge got busted Hustling and did like 10 years in Prison…Bobby died from AIDS that he contracted in Prison (sharing needles).
Bobby could sing Falsetto like no other man I ever heard…
Bobby was good friends with my brother (They played together in another group) and actually gave me a few Piano lessons when I was 7…..
Damm, I miss him !
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seabreeze
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Well as I’ve previously stated, I never thought Melyssa wass appealing at all. And Nik has always reminded me of a cartoon ant. I NEVER thought she was even CUTE for the least. She’s funny looking with a big nose, funny eyes and chiclets for teeth wrapped in bubble gum. Sorry. And Brooke who?
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seabreeze
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
But Melyssa does look nice
85.
ms_mac1
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ Bill, Yeah, I know. I used to LOVE Debarge. They were the shiznit weren’t they? At one time they could have given the Jacksons a run for their money. Too bad. El and Chico have put out some nice solo albums though.
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seabreeze
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Bill, can we see a pic of you? I’ve always observed you from the sideline and I must say, I’m curious to know. Your online “intellect” turns me on….LOL! You got me wanting to sell bean pies and cut pork from my diet….
(4realdo!)
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bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
More Information on SWITCH
The Debarge family was Motown’s big family act after the Jacksons left, and spawned two groups Debarge and Switch. Switch had a string ful of hits but in my opinion there ballads were what really made stand the group stand out. Tracks like They’ll Never Be, I Call Your Name, Love Over & Over Again are seventies R&B at their finest. But the track that really does it for me is I Wanna Be Closer. Courtesy of Jermaine Jackson’s writing and producing talents , I Wanna Be Closer is a song that’s silky smooth and overflowing with romanticism. Bobby Debarge’s searing falsetto countered by Philip Ingram’s tenor/baritone made this a quiet storm staple and is serious need of a remake. My only complaint about the CD is it lacks Caling On All Girls but for $9.99 you get your money’s worth.
I Wanna Be Closer To This Collection, October 16, 2006
A Kid’s Review
Switch were an excellent group despite never making a major impact their music still remain a staple for R&B lovers. Songs like “There’ll Never Be” “I Call Your Name” & “I Wanna Be Closer” are timeless jams that still receive airplay to this day on the oldies stations. The album as awhole is a treat and it gives people who were fans of their major singles to become familiar with some of their lesser known songs. It’s not a full length album but this compilation is the closer you can become since most of their albums are out of print. You can’t deny when you hear one of their singles on radio it makes you feel just as good now then it did when it 1st came out. “I Call Your Name” is the cut.
There Will Never Be Another SWITCH!!!, September 5, 2005
Reviewer: R. Carter “Music Man” (St. Louis, Missouri United States) - See all my reviews
First of all I do like the compilation, I gave it 4 stars because its basically the same album as the 1991 release Best Of…Now i love all the songs on the best of series but how could you leave off others nuggets as “I Wanna Be With You” from the first album “SWITCH” and “Calling On All Girls”,”You’re The one For Me” and “Falling” from SWITCH II The second release, The 3rd release “This Is My Dream” Featured gems such as the title track and “Why’D You Let Love Fall” and “All I Need Is You” this release featured sister Bunny DeBarge contributing three lovely written songs, The 4th release “Reaching For tomorrow’ contained nuggets such as “I’ve Finally Found Someone New” and the beautifully written song “My Friend In The Sky” Very inspirational and Bobby DeBarge vocals here shine through and shows you that there will never be another like him PERIOD! The last release featured the nuggets “I Luv It” and “Push The Switch(HIGH ENERGY SWITCH)” this release also introduced two new members Terrance Gaines on Lead Vocals and Attala Zane Giles on Lead & Bass Guitars ……This release signaled the departure of Bobby DeBarge and Tommy DeBarge the year was 1981. Over all Switch had Five albums for motown. Switch was a well oiled unit and they JAMMED on the Up Tempo joints and as for the Slow Jams they brought the heat wit Bobby and Phillip ingram on vocals that was a nice combo, superb songwriting and musicianship “There’ll Never BE” another switch and Bobby DeBarge man with a VOICE like ANGLES of course gone too soon man, What a falsetto……WOW! Now i have all 5 albums and they are in MINT CONDITION and i will be making my own best of serious……..Keep Jamming SWITCH!!!!
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seabreeze
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
(I guess that’s becuz I’m looking too hard at the late great Malcom’s fine self…PREACH!)
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Something Fierce
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@bill… Don’t forget the First line-up of Cameo
They had a guy that sounded just like a woman singing as well “Why Have I Lost You”
I’m otta here People, See You All Tomorrow !!!
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bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 3:55 pm
seabreeze said:
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Bill, can we see a pic of you? I’ve always observed you from the sideline and I must say, I’m curious to know. Your online “intellect” turns me on….LOL! You got me wanting to sell bean pies and cut pork from my diet….
(4realdo!)
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Bill Said:
Sorry..I can’t do that…
My wife & I recently had a bad experience with a “Stalker” that had tracked my down when I was a frequent poster on another blog……
I’m married and want to stay married, so it’s best if I don’t get to familar with the ladies on CL !!!
Thanks Anyway…I’m Flattered !!!
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seabreeze
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
LOL@Bill….I hear that. You sure got a lotta mouth tho. You say some nasty sh&* sometimes. I guess that keeps Mrs. Bill happy tho. Power to the people! LOL
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seabreeze
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
And who in the hell was stalking you! Are you serious?
93.
Brownskincutie
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
happy bday ms.ford! she looks nice! anybody notice Dres from Black Sheep standing behind her? His expression on his face is funny as hell! lmao If nobosy else knows who Black Sheep was/is Bill I know u do! remember: “the choice is yours- u can get wit this or u can get wit that..” lol Oh and Kanye’s ex looks…ewww!
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marie2
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
#70, yeah thoses are rimms or DUBS you can call them,,,big rimms…..LOL
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bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 4:00 pm
seabreeze said:
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LOL@Bill….I hear that. You sure got a lotta mouth tho. You say some nasty sh&* sometimes. I guess that keeps Mrs. Bill happy tho. Power to the people! LOL
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on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 4:03 pm
seabreeze said:
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And who in the hell was stalking you! Are you serious?
Bill Said:
Wifey is VERY possesive & somewhat jealous..She will cut my pee pee off with the quickness if I even THINK about leaving her & my 4 KIDS (married 20 years).
you don’t want me…I’m too old & nasty for you !!
Stalkers are out there….I would NEVER give ANYONE my email address or photo..I don’t need the drama…
Thanks for the Kind sentiments though..
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queshia
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Looks like she had a good time on her 30th.
97.
oatsuzn
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ number 5
stop hatin, just cause u dont look nothing like her!!
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b brian
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
30 aint old !!!
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caff
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Throw some Ds on that bitch!
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mika29
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Thanks Mizzlizz
101.
Scorpian
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Bill,
I always read your post, you are funny as hell and you often enlighten me with your perspective…but how old are you to be married for 20 years? Are you like 40? Hmmmmm
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mizzlizz
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Damn Bill! You are everywhere today….sort of like Beyonce!! LOL…
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SG
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Melissa should tone down with the make-up and all the fake hair and boob showing. She seems to have a lot of natural beauty, unfortunately she covers it with stuff.
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bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 4:23 pm
Scorpian said:
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Bill,
I always read your post, you are funny as hell and you often enlighten me with your perspective…but how old are you to be married for 20 years? Are you like 40? Hmmmmm
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Bill Said:
Thanks for the Compliment !!
Yes…I’m OLDER than 40 !!!
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lilmomma1214
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
SHE IS PERTTY I LOVE HER DRESS 2 …BIG UPS
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Freckles and Speckles
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Brook Creaturedon what the heck is she doing there?! And can somebody please tell me why in de hell Vixen decided to do an WHOLE article on this broad?! And hell yes NIK is a party animal…is that all she does in NY? Does she still model. Can I get here job…damn.
107.
UrbanlyBlissful
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
lol @ 25. She looks very good. And besides…30 or 36 is not old. She looks OLDER! She really looked good in Jadakiss video- Knock yourself out.
Kanye’s ex has a beautiful body, and she is pretty. I like her outfit.
108.
WillPwr
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
What the f*%! is she doing in the second to last picture?
109.
Brownskincutie
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@104 Bill u crack me up! I love ur comments! :]
110.
Sucker Free
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
damn Bill…you got an internet bitch crew on CL…
there IS something intriguing about a man you’ve never pictured, whose writing is intellectual, witty, and sexy/nasty, right ladies?
you remind me of my man…he is 46, mad flirtatious, always talking dirty, always ready to smash.
basically old and nasty!
111.
keisheloca
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Happy early b day mika29……… melissa does look older than 30 Maybe its the hard life she living………..and bill you bout old as my dad and mama cuz they’re about to be married 20 Years
112.
bill
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 5:25 pm
Sucker Free said:
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damn Bill…you got an internet bitch crew on CL…
there IS something intriguing about a man you’ve never pictured, whose writing is intellectual, witty, and sexy/nasty, right ladies?
you remind me of my man…he is 46, mad flirtatious, always talking dirty, always ready to smash.
basically old and nasty!
Bill Said:
Thank you for the compliments !!
I’m flattered !!
Well..Gotta go home and lay pipe to Wifey Now….
I’ve been talking dirty to the ladies all day and I got myself all worked up….
Let me take my Nasty old ass home, and F_ck my wife silly….
Good Night Y’all !!
113.
ashleigh
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
she’s canadian too…wow.
114.
Malik
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Well we can’t blame the birthday girl for trying to get all she can get out of being a “video professional” Has anyone seen her commericials for the ring tones? She really thinks she has talent!! lol…But let’s be real here, it could be a whole lot worse, she could be like chicken head…oh, I mean superhead!!
115.
LaLa
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
She turned 30 3 years ago!
116.
reddnwood
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
MF seems down with doing her thang! I ain’t hatin’ ’cause she seems cool and is fine as hell too! And from O’Canada as well…must be in the water huh?! LOL!
117.
niaja101
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
happy bday mel ur days are abt to be up so use them wisely
118.
Island_Girl-Bri
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
30?!
Anyway, my girl Nik is everywhere nowadays; does she still model?
119.
yoshi
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Melissa has da bangin’ shape but her face looks like she bout 40. No hate-just keepin it real!!!
120.
Sassycat
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
she looks wonderful!
121.
rockinlocs35
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Frederick- you must live in atl with that area code.
122.
concretestone
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
she looks soooo cheap
why is she ALWAYS trying to arch that back?!
123.
THE TRUTH
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Fuck Rich Boy!!!
How many songs about caddilacs the south make? At least talk bout some buicks, fords, or other models.
Melyssa Ford is OK, but NOT a Goddess in my eyes.
Her pics are wack and she barely has booty like the rest of them models. I seen her in person and she is very pretty i the face tho.
Stephon Marbury needs to quit partying and get to fucking Practice!!!! The knicks are already losing games!!!
124.
Mason'00
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Melyssa Ford — Date of Birth: 7 November 1976
125.
SlimKim
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
30 years old and still doesn’t have a respectful career. What a shame.
126.
stinka
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
remind me…. she is famous for what reason?
127.
Swaziprince
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
liar, she aint thirty…she at least 33…
128.
PrettyGirl86
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
She betta hold that weave in the 1st pic! We don’t want another Michael Jackson moment, you know weave catch fire quick…lol!!
129.
Nikki
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Yes!, Melissa, yes!..She looks good. Even though her titties all hanging out. She could have calmed a bit down with that. I guess that’s what she’s famous for #125, crazy but true.
130.
Latasha Reid
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
wow you people are soo cruel and judgemental, melyssa ford looks fabulous!!!!!!!!! she looks her age, actually i thought she was younger than that..
131.
PLEEZE!!!
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
That chick aint no 30 like Beyonce aint no 25 lol!!! Everyone in the industry lies about their age!!! That b**** just turned @ least 35 lol!!!!
132.
PLEEZE!!!
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh….Now I know who Rich Boy is!!! \
I heard that song on BET the other day and although I can usually spot a 1 hit wonder from 8 miles away, the song caught my ear!!! I like the beat and the hook, but the beat even more than the hook so that usually equates a 1 hit wonder….good beat, questionable lyrics.
Especially because he is from the south and T.I. has steped the game up SO MUCH for the south lyrically, Po’ Boy or Rich Boy must do much better than that!!!
I wonder who will be around longer, Young Dro (whom I don’t think is a 1 hit wonder because his 2nd single isn’t 1/2 bad) or Rich Boy?! Hmmmm
Developing….
133.
PLEEZE!!!
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ Bill…I was born in ‘79 but even I know who Switch is/was!!! I grew up listening to them because of my sister who is probably around your age!!! I still love their songs which have been sampled by SO MANY rap artist and R&B artist “When I call your name” Ne-Yo just sampled that song on his new album, “And I like it” and “There will never be”!!!
El Debarge and Switch are the SHIT yall…don’t sleep lol!!!
134.
PLEEZE!!!
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ #78…I thought El Debarge was a woman too lol.. until I listen to “When I call Your Name” when I was older and in the intro he said “but I’m a man now baby” and I was like WTF all this time I thought that was a woman singing the song LMAO!!! I thought I was the only one!!!
135.
afro jamaicano
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
melyssa ford is the worst canadian import since their bacon haha
im a dude who enjoys pretty gyals, buh she’s a fuckin mess!! fake tits, fake hair, where does it end??
she needs to cover herself up and actually put the pieces of her “career” together
i wonder where all those celebs (male, female) that hav beat up her pussy are at?? i guess they’d have to throw her bday party @ the staple centre if they wanted everyone that she’s had sex w/ to come haha
136.
THE TRUTH
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
Doesn’t she look like Wendy Williams in the making?
137.
PLEEZE!!!
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
@ Bill #82 WOW…I stand corrected, I thought that was The EL Debarge that sang that awsome falsetto!!! I probably messed up some of the titles of the songs too but I know them no the less!!!
I knew about Chico and Bobby tryin’ to transport Coca Cola products (not really Coca Cola to all you slow lames out there) from Puerto Rico to The States!!! I was like 10 when they got busted or maybe a little younger and remember thinking “WTF” that is so stupid.
To bad AIDS took such a talent!!! My dad OD’d on Heroin around the same time Bobby died!!! I don’t know a drug on EARTH that is stronger than the hold Heroin has on people!!! I am a nurse now and I work @ a Methadone Clinic on the weekends for extra money from time to time and I have seen everyone from Lawyers driving up in ‘06 and ‘07 S class Mercedez Benz’s to old Boxing Fighters in that clinic who after 20 years are struggling to stay clean!!! And the majority of the are WHITE!!! Maybe it’s the demographics of the area I work in (Oxnard, CA is near the beach hence mostly white folk), but it’s so sad to heard their stories and then watch them struggle, hooked on Methadone so that they are not hooked on Heroine
So Sad….
138.
KJOURNEY
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /
UM MEYLSSA I HOPE YOU HAD THE BAR @ YOUR PARTY BC YOU KNOW UR ASS IS BARELY MAKING IT…. GETTING DIBS ON THE BAR PUT OME MONEY IN YOUR POCKET
STEPHON UM…….UM….I THINK I LOVE YOU….
KANYE’S WEST LOOK GHETTO AS HELL…..SHE ISNT THAT CUTE..
139.
Nakia
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
OK. Well i feel better about myself now, because i had no idea this broad was younger than me.
Yay self!
Now if only i can maintain my sexy until 40 like Stacey Dash has…now THERE is a case of black don’t crack!!!
140.
uptowngirl
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
Damn Bill!!
But sometimes “Ooh baby I like it raw” LOL
141.
neenee
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
why do women still choose to lie about they age .we all know that this chick melyssa is not 30 more like 35-40.be proud of your age vivica, stacey dash,angela bassett & janet is 40 & above & proud of it.and might i ad looking darn good .so why are will still in this era of lying about our age trying to be younger than what we are.get it together people be proud of your age.
142.
DEO
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
uh. . . who is melissa ford?
143.
Meatloaf
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
@141 Henry’s daughter!
144.
cuvagurl08
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
still looks great at 30! sooo cant hate… i wonder whats next… her video vixen days should be numbered now….
145.
DEO
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
@142 then she ain’t 30
146.
tianni
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
She is my age? In fact younger than me? My birthday is in SEPTEMBER.
That is so SHOCKING, she looks so much older than 30, I would give her 35.
& she looks so SLUTTY/TRASHY in that 5th picture. ewwwwl!
147.
NYEASHA
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
THIS HEFFA KNOW SHE HAVEN’T BEEN 30 SINCE 99. SHE LOOKS OLD HAS HELL. I HOPE SHE RETIRES BC EVERYONE KNOWS OLD HOES DON’T GET NO PLAY! SHE GONE BE LIKE TRICKS FROM PLAYERS CLUB…LOL
148.
1finedyme
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
BILL AND KDUBB THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT! I’M SURE EVERY MANS WNATS A WOMAN WHO HAS A LITTLE “PORN STAR QUALITY” IN HER! I THIBK RICH BOY’S SINGLE JUST WENT GOLD…..PLATED THAT IS!!!!
149.
1finedyme
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
I THINK
150.
Jaiva
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
She is beautiful, but I can’t stand her ho-ish ways. Gorgeous but no class.
151.
foxxy380
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
This hoe..I mean girl looks really nice.
152.
Rattigan
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
melyssa is the most sexty black women in north america she can act like an porn star if she won’t too…
153.
bru-know
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
@MIKA29 HAPPY PRE-B-DAY WIT YOUR FINE ASSETS
154.
bru-know
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /
OH MELLISA POSIN LIKE SHE KNOW HOW TO GIVE A MAN WHAT HE WANT(ANYTHING YOU LIKE)???????????????????????????
155.
Ms1derful
Thursday, November 9, 2006 /
Is that the Dude from Black sheep…He loooks more like sheep shit.
156.
mika...
Thursday, November 9, 2006 /
Thanks Bru-know
157.
DUTCHESS
Thursday, November 9, 2006 /
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
158.
yoyo mam
Friday, December 29, 2006 /
i want to fuck melissa ford up her sexy ass so hard!!!.
159.
njsweetface
Monday, January 8, 2007 /
REMEMBER MELYISSA FORD DRIVES A HONDA ACCORD AND BEHIND CLOSE DOORS SHE”LL DO WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO DA GRAMMY AWARDS.LOL
HOEEEEEEEEEEEE
160.
pimp-ya-booty
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 /
well she will 31 next month so whats the big deal. and stop hatin all the time
161.
NYE
Thursday, March 20, 2008 /
NO HATERATION HERE MRS.FORD GIRL U LOOK GOOD BETTA THAN SOME CHICKS IN THERE TWENTIES ..HOPE I STAY THAT PESERVED BY THE TIME IM 30 AND 30 IS NOT OLD,I DONT KNOW WHY PPL THINK LIFE STOPS AND U START TO FALL APART THOSE DAYZ ARE OVA DEFENITELY LOOK FORWARD TO MY THIRTIES IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS ..LATA BABE AND STAY UP