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MELYSSA FORD CELEBRATES HER 30TH B-DAY

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

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Check out Melyssa Ford getting her party on last night at Stereo in NYC.
The “bootylicious” video model, turned 30 today.

All photos by: Johnny Nunez


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1.

BashyBoo

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR HER AGE GOOD BLACK DONT EVER CRACK!!!

2.

Psyche

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

yeah nik definitely is at a lot of parties.. and she is out.. i wonder how many of these people she sleeps with

3.

marie2

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

HAPPY BDAY GIRL YOU LOOK GREAT.

4.

marie2

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

RICH BOY IS SOOO FUNNY LOOKIN….

5.

Trebonique

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Why Does Melyssa alway have to do the porn pose. Azz out mouth in ready position and breast perky… damn girl its over

6.

*Princess Jazmine*

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

see, this just proves the point that majority of scorpios are freaks! lol

7.

Chellybop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

I guess now that she is 30 her days of being a video hoe uh, I mean model will be coming to an end.
I can’t hate her body, I’d kill for it.
Stephon Marbury is a cutie, anyone hear how his $15 shoes Starbury Ones are selling?
Kanye West’s ex is gonna use up her last 10 minutes of fame.

8.

Scandalous

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

IS THAT DRES FROM BLACKSHEEP STANDING BEHIND HER???? LOL

9.

Chellybop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Cosign with Marie on Rich Boy, he is a litle funny looking, LOL (what the hell kinda name is that for someone who prob has yet to make real money)

10.

AJARI

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Dont really care for Melissa..I just wanted to see if my avatar changed or not

11.

Chellybop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@#8, it looks like him! WTF happened to Black Sheep?!

12.

AJARI

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

yay! it works!

13.

GirlBlue

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

eh…

I thought she was older!

14.

e

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

daaaaammmmnnn!!!!

15.

LavishChic

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

I thought Melyssa Ford was like, 35 or somethin.

16.

Something Fierce

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Ain’t NOTHING WRONG with “porn poses”
Straight Men WILL NEVER get tired of that shit right there !!! ;-)

17.

Taj The Photographer

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

30?!?!? She ain’t seen 30 since 1930!!!

18.

Barbie

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

UH- SHE’S NOT 30, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LEFT THAT FOR THE IMAGINATION!
AND YES-THAT’S DRES (LOSER)

19.

Marie

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT RICH BOY LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSES ROCK-EM-SOCK-EM TOYS I USED TO PLAY WITH MY BROTHERS.

20.

tjack25

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

30 huh? I thought she hit that a while ago…

ok what the hell does Brooke got on? Kanye should’ve took her to fashion week instead of the current chic.

And Nik really is at everybody party! She need to be at EVERYbody photoshoot.

21.

Asentha

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

She looks older than 30 in her face. Body-wise, she still looks nice.

22.

Jweezy

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

What the hell is up with Broke???? yeah, not Brooke,but Broke….I don’t have anything against her but ever since the breakup with Kanye she just seems a little off…blue hair? white tights? o lawd

http://www.empressmag.com

23.

Such Magnificence

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Melyssa Ford is like the un-official Playmate of the Year for black men…lol!

I know that men love this chick…she is hot though I’ll give that to her.

Anyways, I hope she had a Good Birthday!

Man, isn’t Brooke’s 15 minutes over…I mean seriously this chick has an article in the new “Vibe Vixen” for what? I’m just curious on what the hell she could possibly talk about…besides Kayne’s arrogant ass.

24.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

LoL @ #6. Yeah, I never knew until I dated one. Freaks indeed!

25.

jewel13

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Happy 36th Birthday Melissa!

26.

The real bambi

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

I liked to way her body used to look she had bigger hips or something like that

27.

Betty Boop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

naw rich boy look like that alien that’s on the video game commercial….but that’s my song tho… love the beat

28.

Cutie

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

People talking about she looks good for her age like 30 is old, the hoe look older than 30 to me. Aint nothing youthful looking about her. She is a video hoe and that’s it. And she isn’t that cute to me either.

29.

Kevin

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Dres from Black Sheep is paying her no mind. That pic is funny to me.

30.

DAMIEN

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

I told yall Nik poppin’ up like she has a CD coming out or something..

31.

JAY

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

IT SEEMS LIKE ON EVERY PIC SHE HADS TO STICK HER BUTT OUT…WHICH LOOKS MIGHTY FLATTER THAN NORMAL…HMMM MAKES ME WONDER IF MOST OF HER PICS ARE ALTERED

32.

grlnva

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Why is she blowing out 4 tall ass candlelight dinner candles?

33.

grlnva

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Last I checked, no one has 4 candles on their 30th B-Day.

34.

dean stevens

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

happy b-day melyssa ford.. and many more

p.s. who me, yep thats right is my b-day 2 fellow scorpio

35.

Queen B

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

I know Melyssa hit 30 about fives years ago i dont why she be lying coz her face say 35. lol
But each to their own she is still pretty and could brooke go and find another celeb to date before she ends up being a video model coz you know thats what she will end up doin!

36.

Something Fierce

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Commnet #28… I agree
But I would STILL hit that from the back !!! ;-)

37.

phillylala

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

LOL @ #1. What does thirty look like? Nobody SHOULD have wrinkes @ 30 unless they are on meth or something! LOL

38.

Siobhan

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

30, huh? I celebrated the 6th anniversary of my 25th birthday this year. Guess Melyssa counts the same way I do.

39.

me

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Ok I am glad everyone is on the same page about this Melyssa Ford chick. 1st let me say I am glad the sista did her thing on BET.(whatever) not hating. but she looked a mess when she was on there 2nd. NO matter what she does or where she goes she is always going to be a VIDEO chick to me I can’t look at her any other way. Maybe she needs to clean up her image instead of the video hoe look and become a little more classy.

40.

Brooke

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

yeah yeah Yeah Happy Birthday girl…
or whatever…lol

41.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

That picture that she took with Dres from Black Sheep (where Dres is like totally ignoring her)..

Fellas: Wouldn’t you just LOVE to cum all over her Face & Chest (while laughing under your breath)…

Take that & that !

I’m just saying..
:)

42.

Brooke

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

The Game dissed her. Saying she only drives a Honda Accord…

I digress, but why is he so ANGRY all the time? lol Poor guy, needs a hug or some jell-o or something.

43.

Brooke

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Um. Bill? EW.

44.

Chellybop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@Bill!!! I can not believe you said that!
But knowing her she’d love it, LOL

45.

drew

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

IS SHE STILL SOMEBODY IMPORTANT? LOL

MORE OF THIS ON

Http://drewnews.blogspot.com

46.

Kasali

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Correct me if I’m wrong but didnt Kanye West “promise Mr Rany he was gonna marry his daughter and he had to thank him for the way she was brought up”…..hmmm.. Shouldnt make promises that you cant keep….look how the poor girl is suffering….lol

47.

Something Fierce

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@bill… Uh, YEAH !!!!! ;-)

Commnet #42… Because the Game is GAY, That’s why he’s always hating on the females

Comment #39… Why every woman HAS to be classy
SLUTS and HOES makes the world a Much Better and Interesting and Sometimes ENJOYABLE place, Everybody and Everything has a purpose in life

I’m from tyhe Old School of Thought…
Like the Geto Boys said “You got to let a Ho be a Ho”

48.

K Dubb

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Something Fierce said:

Ain’t NOTHING WRONG with “porn poses”
Straight Men WILL NEVER get tired of that shit right there !!! ;-)

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KDubb said:

Right!!!

Don’t let me have it ya’ll, but who is Rich Boy?

49.

Frederick

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Melissa call me, I need to convince you. (4)457-3601

50.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

K Dubb, you are not alone. I’m clueless too.

51.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 2:46 pm

Brooke said:
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Um. Bill? EW.

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on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 2:47 pm

Chellybop said:
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@Bill!!! I can not believe you said that!
But knowing her she’d love it, LOL

Bill Said:

…..And then leave a $100 dollar bill on the bed and leave…

52.

K Dubb

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Bill said:

That picture that she took with Dres from Black Sheep (where Dres is like totally ignoring her)..

Fellas: Wouldn’t you just LOVE to cum all over her Face & Chest (while laughing under your breath)…

Take that & that !

I’m just saying..
:)

KDubb said:

Like Teddy Riley use to say “Yeap Yeap!!!”

53.

Kammy

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

She’s only 30, lol. Not that she’s ugly I just thought that she was older than that.

54.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

She 30 in dog years.

55.

Something Fierce

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ms_mac1…
Rich Boy IS a Lyrically-Challenged Rapper, He has a song out talking about Cadillacs. I can’t remember the hook BUT 90% of the song ( I KID YOU NOT ) is him saying that hook ;-)

56.

Kammy

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Call me a hater if you will but Nik reminds me of a hungry baby bird and the last 2 poses of Melyssa are killing me. I think the Brooke girl is pretty though.

57.

Chellybop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Rich Boy is a rapper, I forgot the name of his osng.
Don’t bother trying to get to know him he prob won’t be around for long,LOL

58.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Thanx ya’ll. Leave it to my people to supply the knowledge without fail. I loves it.

59.

Kammy

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Lmao@ Ms_Mac. I’m 31 so 30 isn’t old to me she just look old in the face to me, lol so u hit it right on the nose

60.

Meatloaf

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@23 Such Magnificence lol “Playmate of the year”!

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I was gonna give that title to “my Boo” until she put up that new avatar went she turned 22 and had to start wearing glasses! Bring back my other Boo, please! Okay, keep this one up until the Scorpion leaves the room and then change! lol

And now, I’m checking out GRLVNA looking all tight with her pretty hair, eyes and teeth! Go gurl! I might be rotor-rooting yo brake drum if you keep looking good like that! Puttin fluid all up in yo master cyclinder!

61.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Meatloaf you are sick in the head! LoL.

62.

Kammy

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Something Fierce you a nasty one, lol

63.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ Kammy, I feel ya. Ise 32 misself but I know my face don’t look like a truck backed over it — TWICE! She need to lay off the Ripple a little. That sh!t ages you like a mutha!

64.

Betty Boop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

ha, the whole song is him say’n he got a cadillac…here’s the hook or whateva:
Rich Boy sell’n crack,
Fuck niggas wanna jack,
Shit tight, no slack,
Just brought a cadillac(throw some d’s on dat bitch)
REPEAT THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE SONG
the beat is nice tho, not much originality on the lyrics,same shit different artist………. if u want originality, check out lupe ;-}

65.

vdawg

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Black Sheep has a new CD out. Came out this past summer.

66.

K Dubb

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ 50 MS_MAC1 – Thank you, I thought I was alone for minute. I was thinkin’ “damn, I can’t keep up, I must be getting old”.

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Something Fierce said:

@ms_mac1…
Rich Boy IS a Lyrically-Challenged Rapper, He has a song out talking about Cadillacs. I can’t remember the hook BUT 90% of the song ( I KID YOU NOT ) is him saying that hook ;-)

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Chellybop said:

Rich Boy is a rapper, I forgot the name of his osng.
Don’t bother trying to get to know him he prob won’t be around for long,LOL

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K Dubb said

Oh… yeah. *Actin’ like I know now; still don’t have a f**kin’ clue.*

67.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Hey..I LIKE this Song !!!

I going play this tune will I driving through Orange Park (The Weekly Car Show and Swap Meet)on Sunday in my Escalade !

Rich Boy - Throw Some D’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-96xRo47aQ

This is a INTERESTING video because he uses the HOOK from an OLD Switch Record called “I call your name”

Switch is a OLD school group from 1978 that was on the Gordy/Motown Label (Bobby DeBarge’s Old Group..Bobby was El Debarge’s Old Group, RIP)

68.

itzzzkimmm

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Melissa- ehh… same ol same ol
Nik- She looks gorgeous!
Brooke- She looks a hot ass mess! Dang ever since Kanye left her ass she’s been a mess.

69.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

..yeah Rich Boy is aight…I feeling this song !!

Betty Boop said:
ha, the whole song is him say’n he got a cadillac…here’s the hook or whateva:
Rich Boy sell’n crack,
Fuck niggas wanna jack,
Shit tight, no slack,
Just brought a cadillac(throw some d’s on dat bitch)
REPEAT THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE SONG
the beat is nice tho, not much originality on the lyrics,same shit different artist………. if u want originality, check out lupe ;-}

70.

Chellybop

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Call me crazy or maybe I am not familiar with down south slang, but what the hell is a “D”? A rim or a tire or somthing?

71.

Something Fierce

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

James Ingram older brother was in that group as well (Switch)… I think his name was Phillip
Jermaine Jackson got them going, He wrote, produced and sung background on some of their songs
I personally Love the song “I Wanna Get Closer” ;-)

72.

NELLNELL

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

SHE DAT OLD??? I WOULD NEVA HAD GUESS

73.

The Real Chi Deal

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Ok for ur info…. #42 i belive, in the song Kanye was talkin bout his current fiance…. brooke or wat her face was not w/ kanye when he went through his accident and was tryna get up dere……it was ALEXIS… so yes he did keep his promise.. cuz he marrying the women that he promise he was gonna marry… CASE CLOSE… Brooke aint shit….

74.

Brandi

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

That broad probably older than some damn 30! WTF ever!

75.

Kammy

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@Ms Mac she need to pay some more attention to her face and give her bootay a break, lol

76.

mika29

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

She looks great! I’ll be celebrating my 30th Nov.29th…can’t wait to party!

77.

RealTalkNY

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

I was there Melyssa was looking BANGING. I didn’t even know that was Rich Boy he couldn’t even get in at first lol. They had some more people there, actors and football players. And yes Nik is everywhere

78.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ Kammy, no doubt! lol

@ Bill, I watched the video and I’m still clueless. Whack as hell. I’m suprised you like it. I remember when I first heard that Switch joint some years back (I was really young) I thought it was a girl singing — until he said some stuff I know a woman wouldn’t say. Am I the only one?

79.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 3:34 pm

Something Fierce said:
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James Ingram older brother was in that group as well (Switch)… I think his name was Phillip
Jermaine Jackson got them going, He wrote, produced and sung background on some of their songs
I personally Love the song “I Wanna Get Closer” ;-)

Bill Said:
See..That Why your My Boy !
I’m old, so I like old music….
:)

80.

aj29258310

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Kanye’s ex body is sick.

81.

mizzlizz

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

melyssa is not 30 lol

hope you have a good one mika! you don’t look 30.

82.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 3:46 pm

ms_mac1 said:
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@ Kammy, no doubt! lol

@ Bill, I watched the video and I’m still clueless. Whack as hell. I’m suprised you like it. I remember when I first heard that Switch joint some years back (I was really young) I thought it was a girl singing — until he said some stuff I know a woman wouldn’t say. Am I the only one?

Bill Said:
THAT’s Bobby DeBarge Singing…Bobby was (RIP) El DeBarge’s Big Brother…Bobby & Chico Debarge got busted Hustling and did like 10 years in Prison…Bobby died from AIDS that he contracted in Prison (sharing needles).

Bobby could sing Falsetto like no other man I ever heard…
Bobby was good friends with my brother (They played together in another group) and actually gave me a few Piano lessons when I was 7…..
Damm, I miss him !

83.

seabreeze

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Well as I’ve previously stated, I never thought Melyssa wass appealing at all. And Nik has always reminded me of a cartoon ant. I NEVER thought she was even CUTE for the least. She’s funny looking with a big nose, funny eyes and chiclets for teeth wrapped in bubble gum. Sorry. And Brooke who?

84.

seabreeze

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

But Melyssa does look nice

85.

ms_mac1

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ Bill, Yeah, I know. I used to LOVE Debarge. They were the shiznit weren’t they? At one time they could have given the Jacksons a run for their money. Too bad. El and Chico have put out some nice solo albums though.

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seabreeze

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Bill, can we see a pic of you? I’ve always observed you from the sideline and I must say, I’m curious to know. Your online “intellect” turns me on….LOL! You got me wanting to sell bean pies and cut pork from my diet….
(4realdo!)

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bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

More Information on SWITCH
The Debarge family was Motown’s big family act after the Jacksons left, and spawned two groups Debarge and Switch. Switch had a string ful of hits but in my opinion there ballads were what really made stand the group stand out. Tracks like They’ll Never Be, I Call Your Name, Love Over & Over Again are seventies R&B at their finest. But the track that really does it for me is I Wanna Be Closer. Courtesy of Jermaine Jackson’s writing and producing talents , I Wanna Be Closer is a song that’s silky smooth and overflowing with romanticism. Bobby Debarge’s searing falsetto countered by Philip Ingram’s tenor/baritone made this a quiet storm staple and is serious need of a remake. My only complaint about the CD is it lacks Caling On All Girls but for $9.99 you get your money’s worth.

I Wanna Be Closer To This Collection, October 16, 2006
A Kid’s Review
Switch were an excellent group despite never making a major impact their music still remain a staple for R&B lovers. Songs like “There’ll Never Be” “I Call Your Name” & “I Wanna Be Closer” are timeless jams that still receive airplay to this day on the oldies stations. The album as awhole is a treat and it gives people who were fans of their major singles to become familiar with some of their lesser known songs. It’s not a full length album but this compilation is the closer you can become since most of their albums are out of print. You can’t deny when you hear one of their singles on radio it makes you feel just as good now then it did when it 1st came out. “I Call Your Name” is the cut.

There Will Never Be Another SWITCH!!!, September 5, 2005
Reviewer: R. Carter “Music Man” (St. Louis, Missouri United States) - See all my reviews

First of all I do like the compilation, I gave it 4 stars because its basically the same album as the 1991 release Best Of…Now i love all the songs on the best of series but how could you leave off others nuggets as “I Wanna Be With You” from the first album “SWITCH” and “Calling On All Girls”,”You’re The one For Me” and “Falling” from SWITCH II The second release, The 3rd release “This Is My Dream” Featured gems such as the title track and “Why’D You Let Love Fall” and “All I Need Is You” this release featured sister Bunny DeBarge contributing three lovely written songs, The 4th release “Reaching For tomorrow’ contained nuggets such as “I’ve Finally Found Someone New” and the beautifully written song “My Friend In The Sky” Very inspirational and Bobby DeBarge vocals here shine through and shows you that there will never be another like him PERIOD! The last release featured the nuggets “I Luv It” and “Push The Switch(HIGH ENERGY SWITCH)” this release also introduced two new members Terrance Gaines on Lead Vocals and Attala Zane Giles on Lead & Bass Guitars ……This release signaled the departure of Bobby DeBarge and Tommy DeBarge the year was 1981. Over all Switch had Five albums for motown. Switch was a well oiled unit and they JAMMED on the Up Tempo joints and as for the Slow Jams they brought the heat wit Bobby and Phillip ingram on vocals that was a nice combo, superb songwriting and musicianship “There’ll Never BE” another switch and Bobby DeBarge man with a VOICE like ANGLES of course gone too soon man, What a falsetto……WOW! Now i have all 5 albums and they are in MINT CONDITION and i will be making my own best of serious……..Keep Jamming SWITCH!!!!

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seabreeze

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

(I guess that’s becuz I’m looking too hard at the late great Malcom’s fine self…PREACH!)

89.

Something Fierce

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@bill… Don’t forget the First line-up of Cameo
They had a guy that sounded just like a woman singing as well “Why Have I Lost You”
I’m otta here People, See You All Tomorrow !!!

90.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 3:55 pm

seabreeze said:
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Bill, can we see a pic of you? I’ve always observed you from the sideline and I must say, I’m curious to know. Your online “intellect” turns me on….LOL! You got me wanting to sell bean pies and cut pork from my diet….
(4realdo!)

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Bill Said:

Sorry..I can’t do that…

My wife & I recently had a bad experience with a “Stalker” that had tracked my down when I was a frequent poster on another blog……

I’m married and want to stay married, so it’s best if I don’t get to familar with the ladies on CL !!!

Thanks Anyway…I’m Flattered !!!

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seabreeze

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

LOL@Bill….I hear that. You sure got a lotta mouth tho. You say some nasty sh&* sometimes. I guess that keeps Mrs. Bill happy tho. Power to the people! LOL

92.

seabreeze

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

And who in the hell was stalking you! Are you serious?

93.

Brownskincutie

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

happy bday ms.ford! she looks nice! anybody notice Dres from Black Sheep standing behind her? His expression on his face is funny as hell! lmao If nobosy else knows who Black Sheep was/is Bill I know u do! remember: “the choice is yours- u can get wit this or u can get wit that..” lol Oh and Kanye’s ex looks…ewww!

94.

marie2

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

#70, yeah thoses are rimms or DUBS you can call them,,,big rimms…..LOL

95.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

seabreeze said:
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LOL@Bill….I hear that. You sure got a lotta mouth tho. You say some nasty sh&* sometimes. I guess that keeps Mrs. Bill happy tho. Power to the people! LOL

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on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 4:03 pm

seabreeze said:
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And who in the hell was stalking you! Are you serious?

Bill Said:
Wifey is VERY possesive & somewhat jealous..She will cut my pee pee off with the quickness if I even THINK about leaving her & my 4 KIDS (married 20 years).

you don’t want me…I’m too old & nasty for you !!

Stalkers are out there….I would NEVER give ANYONE my email address or photo..I don’t need the drama…

Thanks for the Kind sentiments though..

96.

queshia

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Looks like she had a good time on her 30th.

97.

oatsuzn

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ number 5

stop hatin, just cause u dont look nothing like her!!

98.

b brian

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

30 aint old !!!

99.

caff

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Throw some Ds on that bitch!

100.

mika29

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Thanks Mizzlizz ;-)

101.

Scorpian

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Bill,
I always read your post, you are funny as hell and you often enlighten me with your perspective…but how old are you to be married for 20 years? Are you like 40? Hmmmmm

102.

mizzlizz

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Damn Bill! You are everywhere today….sort of like Beyonce!! LOL…

103.

SG

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Melissa should tone down with the make-up and all the fake hair and boob showing. She seems to have a lot of natural beauty, unfortunately she covers it with stuff.

104.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

Scorpian said:
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Bill,
I always read your post, you are funny as hell and you often enlighten me with your perspective…but how old are you to be married for 20 years? Are you like 40? Hmmmmm

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Bill Said:
Thanks for the Compliment !!
Yes…I’m OLDER than 40 !!!

105.

lilmomma1214

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

SHE IS PERTTY I LOVE HER DRESS 2 …BIG UPS

106.

Freckles and Speckles

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Brook Creaturedon what the heck is she doing there?! And can somebody please tell me why in de hell Vixen decided to do an WHOLE article on this broad?! And hell yes NIK is a party animal…is that all she does in NY? Does she still model. Can I get here job…damn.

107.

UrbanlyBlissful

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

lol @ 25. She looks very good. And besides…30 or 36 is not old. She looks OLDER! She really looked good in Jadakiss video- Knock yourself out.
Kanye’s ex has a beautiful body, and she is pretty. I like her outfit.

108.

WillPwr

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

What the f*%! is she doing in the second to last picture?

109.

Brownskincutie

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@104 Bill u crack me up! I love ur comments! :]

110.

Sucker Free

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

damn Bill…you got an internet bitch crew on CL…

there IS something intriguing about a man you’ve never pictured, whose writing is intellectual, witty, and sexy/nasty, right ladies?

you remind me of my man…he is 46, mad flirtatious, always talking dirty, always ready to smash.

basically old and nasty!

111.

keisheloca

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Happy early b day mika29……… melissa does look older than 30 Maybe its the hard life she living………..and bill you bout old as my dad and mama cuz they’re about to be married 20 Years

112.

bill

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

on Tuesday, November 7, 2006 @ 5:25 pm

Sucker Free said:
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damn Bill…you got an internet bitch crew on CL…

there IS something intriguing about a man you’ve never pictured, whose writing is intellectual, witty, and sexy/nasty, right ladies?

you remind me of my man…he is 46, mad flirtatious, always talking dirty, always ready to smash.

basically old and nasty!

Bill Said:
Thank you for the compliments !!
I’m flattered !!

Well..Gotta go home and lay pipe to Wifey Now….

I’ve been talking dirty to the ladies all day and I got myself all worked up….

Let me take my Nasty old ass home, and F_ck my wife silly….

Good Night Y’all !!

113.

ashleigh

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

she’s canadian too…wow.

114.

Malik

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Well we can’t blame the birthday girl for trying to get all she can get out of being a “video professional” Has anyone seen her commericials for the ring tones? She really thinks she has talent!! lol…But let’s be real here, it could be a whole lot worse, she could be like chicken head…oh, I mean superhead!!

115.

LaLa

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

She turned 30 3 years ago!

116.

reddnwood

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

MF seems down with doing her thang! I ain’t hatin’ ’cause she seems cool and is fine as hell too! And from O’Canada as well…must be in the water huh?! LOL!

117.

niaja101

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

happy bday mel ur days are abt to be up so use them wisely

118.

Island_Girl-Bri

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

30?!

Anyway, my girl Nik is everywhere nowadays; does she still model?

119.

yoshi

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Melissa has da bangin’ shape but her face looks like she bout 40. No hate-just keepin it real!!!

120.

Sassycat

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

she looks wonderful!

121.

rockinlocs35

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Frederick- you must live in atl with that area code.

122.

concretestone

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

she looks soooo cheap

why is she ALWAYS trying to arch that back?!

123.

THE TRUTH

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Fuck Rich Boy!!!

How many songs about caddilacs the south make? At least talk bout some buicks, fords, or other models.

Melyssa Ford is OK, but NOT a Goddess in my eyes.
Her pics are wack and she barely has booty like the rest of them models. I seen her in person and she is very pretty i the face tho.

Stephon Marbury needs to quit partying and get to fucking Practice!!!! The knicks are already losing games!!!

124.

Mason'00

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Melyssa Ford — Date of Birth: 7 November 1976

125.

SlimKim

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

30 years old and still doesn’t have a respectful career. What a shame.

126.

stinka

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

remind me…. she is famous for what reason?

127.

Swaziprince

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

liar, she aint thirty…she at least 33…

128.

PrettyGirl86

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

She betta hold that weave in the 1st pic! We don’t want another Michael Jackson moment, you know weave catch fire quick…lol!!

129.

Nikki

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Yes!, Melissa, yes!..She looks good. Even though her titties all hanging out. She could have calmed a bit down with that. I guess that’s what she’s famous for #125, crazy but true.

130.

Latasha Reid

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

wow you people are soo cruel and judgemental, melyssa ford looks fabulous!!!!!!!!! she looks her age, actually i thought she was younger than that..

131.

PLEEZE!!!

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

That chick aint no 30 like Beyonce aint no 25 lol!!! Everyone in the industry lies about their age!!! That b**** just turned @ least 35 lol!!!!

132.

PLEEZE!!!

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh….Now I know who Rich Boy is!!! \
I heard that song on BET the other day and although I can usually spot a 1 hit wonder from 8 miles away, the song caught my ear!!! I like the beat and the hook, but the beat even more than the hook so that usually equates a 1 hit wonder….good beat, questionable lyrics.

Especially because he is from the south and T.I. has steped the game up SO MUCH for the south lyrically, Po’ Boy or Rich Boy must do much better than that!!!

I wonder who will be around longer, Young Dro (whom I don’t think is a 1 hit wonder because his 2nd single isn’t 1/2 bad) or Rich Boy?! Hmmmm

Developing….

133.

PLEEZE!!!

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ Bill…I was born in ‘79 but even I know who Switch is/was!!! I grew up listening to them because of my sister who is probably around your age!!! I still love their songs which have been sampled by SO MANY rap artist and R&B artist “When I call your name” Ne-Yo just sampled that song on his new album, “And I like it” and “There will never be”!!!

El Debarge and Switch are the SHIT yall…don’t sleep lol!!!

134.

PLEEZE!!!

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ #78…I thought El Debarge was a woman too lol.. until I listen to “When I call Your Name” when I was older and in the intro he said “but I’m a man now baby” and I was like WTF all this time I thought that was a woman singing the song LMAO!!! I thought I was the only one!!!

135.

afro jamaicano

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

melyssa ford is the worst canadian import since their bacon haha

im a dude who enjoys pretty gyals, buh she’s a fuckin mess!! fake tits, fake hair, where does it end??

she needs to cover herself up and actually put the pieces of her “career” together

i wonder where all those celebs (male, female) that hav beat up her pussy are at?? i guess they’d have to throw her bday party @ the staple centre if they wanted everyone that she’s had sex w/ to come haha

136.

THE TRUTH

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

Doesn’t she look like Wendy Williams in the making?

137.

PLEEZE!!!

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

@ Bill #82 WOW…I stand corrected, I thought that was The EL Debarge that sang that awsome falsetto!!! I probably messed up some of the titles of the songs too but I know them no the less!!!

I knew about Chico and Bobby tryin’ to transport Coca Cola products (not really Coca Cola to all you slow lames out there) from Puerto Rico to The States!!! I was like 10 when they got busted or maybe a little younger and remember thinking “WTF” that is so stupid.

To bad AIDS took such a talent!!! My dad OD’d on Heroin around the same time Bobby died!!! I don’t know a drug on EARTH that is stronger than the hold Heroin has on people!!! I am a nurse now and I work @ a Methadone Clinic on the weekends for extra money from time to time and I have seen everyone from Lawyers driving up in ‘06 and ‘07 S class Mercedez Benz’s to old Boxing Fighters in that clinic who after 20 years are struggling to stay clean!!! And the majority of the are WHITE!!! Maybe it’s the demographics of the area I work in (Oxnard, CA is near the beach hence mostly white folk), but it’s so sad to heard their stories and then watch them struggle, hooked on Methadone so that they are not hooked on Heroine

So Sad….

138.

KJOURNEY

Tuesday, November 7, 2006 /

UM MEYLSSA I HOPE YOU HAD THE BAR @ YOUR PARTY BC YOU KNOW UR ASS IS BARELY MAKING IT…. GETTING DIBS ON THE BAR PUT OME MONEY IN YOUR POCKET

STEPHON UM…….UM….I THINK I LOVE YOU….

KANYE’S WEST LOOK GHETTO AS HELL…..SHE ISNT THAT CUTE..

139.

Nakia

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

OK. Well i feel better about myself now, because i had no idea this broad was younger than me.

Yay self!

Now if only i can maintain my sexy until 40 like Stacey Dash has…now THERE is a case of black don’t crack!!!

140.

uptowngirl

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

Damn Bill!!
But sometimes “Ooh baby I like it raw” LOL

141.

neenee

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

why do women still choose to lie about they age .we all know that this chick melyssa is not 30 more like 35-40.be proud of your age vivica, stacey dash,angela bassett & janet is 40 & above & proud of it.and might i ad looking darn good .so why are will still in this era of lying about our age trying to be younger than what we are.get it together people be proud of your age.

142.

DEO

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

uh. . . who is melissa ford?

143.

Meatloaf

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

@141 Henry’s daughter!

144.

cuvagurl08

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

still looks great at 30! sooo cant hate… i wonder whats next… her video vixen days should be numbered now….

145.

DEO

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

@142 then she ain’t 30

146.

tianni

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

She is my age? In fact younger than me? My birthday is in SEPTEMBER.

That is so SHOCKING, she looks so much older than 30, I would give her 35.

& she looks so SLUTTY/TRASHY in that 5th picture. ewwwwl!

147.

NYEASHA

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

THIS HEFFA KNOW SHE HAVEN’T BEEN 30 SINCE 99. SHE LOOKS OLD HAS HELL. I HOPE SHE RETIRES BC EVERYONE KNOWS OLD HOES DON’T GET NO PLAY! SHE GONE BE LIKE TRICKS FROM PLAYERS CLUB…LOL

148.

1finedyme

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

BILL AND KDUBB THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT! I’M SURE EVERY MANS WNATS A WOMAN WHO HAS A LITTLE “PORN STAR QUALITY” IN HER! I THIBK RICH BOY’S SINGLE JUST WENT GOLD…..PLATED THAT IS!!!!

149.

1finedyme

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

I THINK

150.

Jaiva

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

She is beautiful, but I can’t stand her ho-ish ways. Gorgeous but no class.

151.

foxxy380

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

This hoe..I mean girl looks really nice.

152.

Rattigan

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

melyssa is the most sexty black women in north america she can act like an porn star if she won’t too…

153.

bru-know

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

@MIKA29 HAPPY PRE-B-DAY WIT YOUR FINE ASSETS :-)

154.

bru-know

Wednesday, November 8, 2006 /

OH MELLISA POSIN LIKE SHE KNOW HOW TO GIVE A MAN WHAT HE WANT(ANYTHING YOU LIKE)???????????????????????????

155.

Ms1derful

Thursday, November 9, 2006 /

Is that the Dude from Black sheep…He loooks more like sheep shit.

156.

mika...

Thursday, November 9, 2006 /

Thanks Bru-know :-)

157.

DUTCHESS

Thursday, November 9, 2006 /

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

158.

yoyo mam

Friday, December 29, 2006 /

i want to fuck melissa ford up her sexy ass so hard!!!.

159.

njsweetface

Monday, January 8, 2007 /

REMEMBER MELYISSA FORD DRIVES A HONDA ACCORD AND BEHIND CLOSE DOORS SHE”LL DO WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO DA GRAMMY AWARDS.LOL

HOEEEEEEEEEEEE

160.

pimp-ya-booty

Tuesday, October 23, 2007 /

well she will 31 next month so whats the big deal. and stop hatin all the time

161.

NYE

Thursday, March 20, 2008 /

NO HATERATION HERE MRS.FORD GIRL U LOOK GOOD BETTA THAN SOME CHICKS IN THERE TWENTIES ..HOPE I STAY THAT PESERVED BY THE TIME IM 30 AND 30 IS NOT OLD,I DONT KNOW WHY PPL THINK LIFE STOPS AND U START TO FALL APART THOSE DAYZ ARE OVA DEFENITELY LOOK FORWARD TO MY THIRTIES IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS ..LATA BABE AND STAY UP