Since there was some confusion about the last list I posted, I wanted to make it clear that these lists were compiled after I went through every CL post of the year. This isn’t a list of who is the hottest mess, because they all are. It’s a list to show who yall commented on the most, or who we posted about the most. So if you don’t like the list that’s your damn problem.
Anyway, CL Posts STAY flooded with HOT ASS MESSES, so you know this is going to be crazy as hell! I actually had fun putting this one together….
#1: REMY MA
Remy Ma won CL’s 1st HAM of the month title, so it comes to no surprise that she tops the year end list. Who could forget the infamous butt shorts picture (dont’ she look rank?) and my Rick James comparison? I have a feeling Remy is going to top next year’s list too.
#2: GOLDEN BROOKS
Golden HAM was a mess this year. She showed up looking crazy as hell to every industry event I can think of. What’s funny is that she actually thinks she looks good at these things. Sorry girl, you don’t!
#3: A ‘HOTTIE’ MESS
Hottie from Flavor of Love 1 is a joke. Do I even need to explain why she is on the list?
#4: LIL KIM
Lil Kim was locked up for most of 2006, but she still couldn’t avoid being in the top 5 of this list. Plastic Surgery was not her friend and apparently neither was her makeup artist. Damn shame too, because Lil Kim was pretty.
#5: SERENA WILLIAMS
Serena Williams is trying to improve her look and she even pulled it out a few times this year, but it wasn’t enough to get her name off of the list. Fucked up weaves must be a requirement to be in the Williams family.
#6: VIVICA A. HAM
Another hit and run victim of plastic surgery was Vivica A. Fox. She was the epitome of a Hot ass Mess this year when she showed up to industry events RIGHT AFTER she left the doctors office. Not a good look Viv.
#7: JANICE COMBS
Janice needs to put a “comb” through those fucked up wigs, better yet just burn them. She should be ashamed of herself for coming out the house like that, and Diddy probably can’t tell her anything either. Come on Janice, get it together. You’re too old for this shit.
#8: STAR JONES
I know some of yall remember when I posted these beach photos of Star and Al. Those shots were just one of many for those two. Star has stepped her game up, but I had to give her credit for her hamabilities.
#9: WENDY WILLIAMS
Wendy Williams or Noxeema Jackson, you be the judge? Wendy Williams is always a mess, I don’t think she can help herself. I can’t knock her hustle though, but I do want to knock those fucked up weaves from off her head.
#10: NAIMA
Naima was very HAMFUL earlier this year and then she got her shit together. So when she showed up with her “new look” at a recent event, I was terribly disappointed. Whatever though, I still like her.
#11: SHAR JACKSON
Shar had the nerve to show up to an event with an ashy back and elbows. That is a damn shame, and so is her lack of ‘ass’ets.
#12: MS. JAY ALEXANDER
I didn’t think that it was possible to be fierce and look a hot ass mess at the same time, but Ms. Jay has proved me wrong.
#13: K-CI
Whenever I’m down, I just go to CL and look at these K-Ci photos and suddenly I feel a lot better. He needs to sit his ass down somewhere. [PHOTOS BY: SANDRA ROSE]
#14: COUNTESS VAUGHN
Speaking of asses, remember when Countess Vaughn told the world that she got butt implants? What’s funny is that she took these pictures post-surgery. Looks like the surgeon is the one who came out on top.
#15: TISHA CAMPBELL
Tisha looked a mess at every event she went to this year. And it looks like she had a allergic reaction to something too..
HONORABLE MENTIONS
JAHEIM
This picture of Jaheim is a classic, I don’t care what anyone says. We only made like 3 posts about Jaheim this year, but I still remember the infamous crooked preacher look.
KHIA
Khia just looks like she smells.
ROBERTA FLACK
I didn’t know whether Roberta Flack was walking the dogs, or if the dogs where walking her ass. But I do know that she was wrong for coming out the house like that. And don’t blame her old age for this mess either.
BEVERLY POO
Beverly Poo..Beverly Who? I still don’t know who the hell she is, but when she showed up looking like a cracked out clown at this VH1 event, she went down in HAM history.
Pic # 8 just reminded me to pick up some cottage cheese after work.
Poor Shar. She didnt have anyone to lotion her back. I didnt know she didnt have an ass.
Lmao @ jaheim
I AGREE with this list EVERYONE on it is a CERTIFIED HOT FLAMING ASS MESS!
In the words of Florida Evans….DAMN DAMN DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
all of them should be #1 they look autrocious!
I just threw up all over my keyboard….
THANKS CL!
I must disagree with only 1 thing on your list and that is:
#1 Remy no-no
#2 Remy no-no left nasty ass cheek
#3 Remy no-no right nasty ass check
#4 Remy no-no Rick James Inspired crinkly/2-tone Tracks
Yes that special Hamness deserves a spot of their own.
and so forth, and so on…
Go Remy!! I love you Ma!!
LOL. I remember somebody said Jaheim look like a crooked preacher in that pic.LOL. “yyyyyyyeeesssss-aaaaa! LOL
DAMN mayne wat is up wit dese celebs wit all da plastic surgery. Sumbody’s nose is gon fall off and lips too if they keep it up.
I can’t even look at Vivica A Fox no more her face is GONE…..(pow)
~B~
Nice List Angel.
Excellant Work as always..
We appreciate you sis !!!
Angel, If I could add just one person to the HONORABLE mention List, I would add:
Khia !!
Angel, Remember when you posted her CD Cover with all of her Mug shots & various pictures ??
Merry Christmas Angel !
Merry Christmas Concrete Loop Fam !!
Happy New Year y’all.
Talk to you in ’07…I’m on vacation until January 2nd !!!
Ohhhh #3 eyes are makin my stomach turn…What the hell is wrong with her and am I the only one who thinks that Jaheim looks like the drunk uncle of the family?LMAO
LOL. I remember somebody said Jaheim look like a crooked preacher in that pic.LOL. “yyyyyyyeeesssss-aaaaa! LOL good job Angel LA!
@ Bill. Tell me why I had Khia’s picture ready, but forgot to post it. LOL!! I added it though.
It’s so sad when something like this is sooooo true!!
I done choked about 3 times!! This is not a good post to look at while you are masticating.
nevermind Angel,
I saw the Pictures of Khia !!!
* For some reason I got stuck staring at the pictures of Venus & Serena Williams.
It’s the Third Week in LENT, and the Christmas season, so I’m TRYING to behave myself and refrain from saying anything bad……
I’ll just say that Jesus is Lord over evrything, and we are ALL his children..Even the people pictured above……
LMFAO @ Remy Ma & her clam chowder thighs, Vivica A. Fox & the breast implants that we all know she has, Hottie who isn’t hot at all, Naima looking like Rufus from Kim Possible (she used to be pretty), that thing Jay Alexander, Lil’ Kim lookin’ like the seed of Chuckie, & Serena for never wearing undergarments.
Wendy Williams looks ok in the 1st pic; not so ok in the 2nd pic. And Shar Jackson needs St. Ives & quick.
LMAO!!!
Money just does not go as far as it use to.
only one i actually like is wendy and tishia, those my g’s, but forget the rest of them
LMAO!!
number 3 look like she saw a ghost. her eyes are just out there. its so so so so so so so so sooooooooooooooo funny.
I am at work laughing loud as hell, people looking at me like I am crazy. When I saw K-Ci with his leg perched up I lost it!!
Are Hottie’s eyes permanently stuck like that?
Are Janice Combs & Beverly Poo long lost sisters?
Is it me or is Naima’s hairline in the middle of her head?
Is K-Ci the 1st ever crack baby?
Does Vivica really have a dent in her breasts ?
When u see Khia does the Too $hort song ” Nasty Bitc* play in your head?
Are Lil Kim & Serena actually their own brothers?
Can’t wait for the WTF list to come out!!!
UHHHH!!!! I think I need a hot shower with some turpentine soap after looking at this.
LOL angel! you definitely hit the nail on the head!
Thanks for these images! My coworkers must think I’m crazy for laughing like I am.
But seriously, I’m shaking my head at some of these folks. You have the chance to mess up ‘once’, but these are some serious REPEAT OFFENDERS!
Thanks for the laugh!
-Tbrown
LOL SOME WOMAN NEED TO REALLY LOOK UNDER THEY ARMPITS BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE. I CANT STAND TO SEE SOLID DEODERANT ON FEMALES. ITS NOT CUTE. CLEAR IS CHOICE LADIES. AND SAUCER EYES. OMG I ALMOST GOT FIRED LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE. SHE LOOK LIKE A FAT WOMAN LOOKING FOR A ROCK AND WITH SOME BACON GRITS AND EGGS. K CI LOOKS LIKE HE DAMN SURE IS ABOUT TO GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN. THOSE ARE THE WORST PICTURES I HAVE EVER SEEN OF KIM. I MEAN SHE SHOULD OF STAYED IN THE HOUSE. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE.
I CAN’T STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!ROFL~!
I think I’m going to have a nightmare tonight when I go to sleep after viewing these pictures. lol HOT-DAMN!!!
lmaoooooooooooooooo!!! this list is beyond on point. great job!
A bunch of fried crispy ass hell messes. I tell you people aint right. Everybody need to be slapped for even allowing themselves to be photographed for looking like that. Damn shame.
Love,Peace,&&Honeyy
THIS IS A GREAT LIST!!! I wished I thought of that one. You had the right order too…They are skankalicious!!!
OMG AND KHIA LOOKS GHETTO AS ALL GET OUT. STUFF FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE. ALMOST MADE ME GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE GASP I MADE AT WORK. WOW.
Yo where is shar’s ASS!!????? come on now she had to be uncomfortable with so little on and such dry ass skin…KHIA almost made me throw up i had to scroll past it..im serious i tasted bile! whats good with ya girl lil kim looking likt the “tiger lady”( i know you remember her)
LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL!!! THESE ARE REALLY HOT ASS MESSES
REMY MA- NEVER LOOKS CLASSY
#3- LOOKS CRAZY, WTF IS WRONG WITH HER EYES
LIL KIM- SAD
VIVICA FOX- MESSED UP HER BEAUTIFUL FACE, and aging process (she don’t know black women age beautifully, naturally!!!)
SHAR JACKSON- HAS A SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS FIGURE
ROBERTA FLACK- LOOKS LIKE A DAMN MAN!!!!!!!
angel la this is a hot list!! i’m sittin here at work(slow day) LMAO!!!!
i almost forgot about some of them- the sad thing is, they all knowingly walked out of there homes looking like that ACTUALLY BELIEVING that they were hooked!! LMAO!!!!
ANGEL.LA YOU ROCK!!! OMG, THIS LIST IS THE CRAAAAAAZIEST AND SO ON POINT… OMG, I CAN’T STOP ROLLING…
Mannnn. This is just too much HAM in one day. My stomach hurts! Literally
Khia should have been number 6
The Hell????@ jahiem, gina, remy… Man the whole damn list HAhahahahaHA yall did good with this this
LLLOOOLLL @K-CI
I CAN’T HELP BUT LOOK AT K-CI AND THINK BACK TO ONE OF THOSE MARTIN EPISODES!!!!!!
LLLOOOLLLL
THIS JUST MADE MY DAY
**thanks cl for the laugh***
LMAO this list was funny as hell…everyone on there deserved to be there…no surprise who was no #1 she always look a hot ass piss tale mess! And khia always look like she stink! That Jaheim picture cracks me up everytime I look at it!
Good Job on the list!
LIL KIM OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT HAVE REAL FRIENDS!!!!!
IS ANYBODY TELLIN HER THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS!!!!! WTF!!!!
Damn Angel.LA your list is completely wrong and out of order I so disagree you suck. J/K taking a stab at all the idiots who lost their minds in the couples post.
Roberta Flack looks more like Robert Tyrone Flack Jr. Gawd the years have not been good to her/him.
I think that is a dent in Vivicas tit. So sad. Some of these people look like they should have flies orbiting their bodies.
SHARS BEHIND IS FLATTER THAN A CUTTING GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. LMAO
GENESISBABY I LOVE THAT PIC OF SNOOP!
SORRY ALL I MEANT TO SAY CUTTING BOARD.
i’d still give it all to countess i’d still break that back in half.
Hey y’all
You forgot Dennis Rodman, now if he isn’t worthy then I don’t know what!!
The rest are the devil’s spawn alright!!!
Countess Vaugh looks GOOD! Yall tripping.
Ya’ll are right on the money with all these hot ass messes. But Khia shoulda made the top 10 in place of Countess Vaughn, she’s a terrible mess.
ROLMAO!!!!
Angel.La, what a hilarious list! Keep it up Girl!
I can’t stop laughing at the K-Ci pic
You made my day
These kids of mind been running me crazy…lol
oh my I almost choked on my chicken…this list is the truth.
Great Job Angel La!!! You hit it dead on the head. I think you should have a most improved list for next year. I think Vivica Foxx will improve in 07. Dayum, Wendy, you are my friend in my head, but you need to get a stylist for that hair and makeup !!!!
Thanks for the laugh Angel la !!!!
Thanx yall. LMAO.
@56. That’s a good idea! I will do that to see if anyone has improved. thanx girl.
Are you sure that is Roberta Flack?! Ooooh My!
They all looked fine, what is the problem?
Angel-La.
Girl me and my co-workers are about to get fired from laughing so hard at these crazy hot mess heffas.
Lil Kim:
Damn, it look like somebody hit her in between her eyes with a football.
Golden Brook:
Gawd, CRACK IS WACK!!!, CRACK IS WACK!!!. Ya’ll she her armpits? Ewwww!!
Tisha Campbell:
She so funny on tv, But it looked like she was eating a sour patch.
Beverly Poo:
God, Have mercy on us all, Please. I think I just saw the sign of the apocalypse, lol.
Roberta Flack:
That’s a damn shame when the dogs look better than you!
Shar & Countess:
Shar need to consult Countess’ ass doctor to hook her up. Shar is depleted in ass, lol.
Remy Ma:
She farted and her pants burned off, lol.
Khia:
Need to dip her nasty ass in a hot tub of ammonia. Mr. Clean can’t save her ass, Ewwwww.