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CL’S TOP 15 ‘HOT ASS MESSES’ OF 2006

Friday, December 22, 2006

Since there was some confusion about the last list I posted, I wanted to make it clear that these lists were compiled after I went through every CL post of the year. This isn’t a list of who is the hottest mess, because they all are. It’s a list to show who yall commented on the most, or who we posted about the most. So if you don’t like the list that’s your damn problem.

Anyway, CL Posts STAY flooded with HOT ASS MESSES, so you know this is going to be crazy as hell! I actually had fun putting this one together….

#1: REMY MA

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Remy Ma won CL’s 1st HAM of the month title, so it comes to no surprise that she tops the year end list. Who could forget the infamous butt shorts picture (dont’ she look rank?) and my Rick James comparison? I have a feeling Remy is going to top next year’s list too.


#2: GOLDEN BROOKS

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Golden HAM was a mess this year. She showed up looking crazy as hell to every industry event I can think of. What’s funny is that she actually thinks she looks good at these things. Sorry girl, you don’t!


#3: A ‘HOTTIE’ MESS

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Hottie from Flavor of Love 1 is a joke. Do I even need to explain why she is on the list?


#4: LIL KIM

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Lil Kim was locked up for most of 2006, but she still couldn’t avoid being in the top 5 of this list. Plastic Surgery was not her friend and apparently neither was her makeup artist. Damn shame too, because Lil Kim was pretty.


#5: SERENA WILLIAMS

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Serena Williams is trying to improve her look and she even pulled it out a few times this year, but it wasn’t enough to get her name off of the list. Fucked up weaves must be a requirement to be in the Williams family.


#6: VIVICA A. HAM

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Another hit and run victim of plastic surgery was Vivica A. Fox. She was the epitome of a Hot ass Mess this year when she showed up to industry events RIGHT AFTER she left the doctors office. Not a good look Viv.


#7: JANICE COMBS

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Janice needs to put a “comb” through those fucked up wigs, better yet just burn them. She should be ashamed of herself for coming out the house like that, and Diddy probably can’t tell her anything either. Come on Janice, get it together. You’re too old for this shit.


#8: STAR JONES

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I know some of yall remember when I posted these beach photos of Star and Al. Those shots were just one of many for those two. Star has stepped her game up, but I had to give her credit for her hamabilities.


#9: WENDY WILLIAMS

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Wendy Williams or Noxeema Jackson, you be the judge? Wendy Williams is always a mess, I don’t think she can help herself. I can’t knock her hustle though, but I do want to knock those fucked up weaves from off her head.


#10: NAIMA

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Naima was very HAMFUL earlier this year and then she got her shit together. So when she showed up with her “new look” at a recent event, I was terribly disappointed. Whatever though, I still like her.


#11: SHAR JACKSON

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Shar had the nerve to show up to an event with an ashy back and elbows. That is a damn shame, and so is her lack of ‘ass’ets.


#12: MS. JAY ALEXANDER

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I didn’t think that it was possible to be fierce and look a hot ass mess at the same time, but Ms. Jay has proved me wrong.


#13: K-CI

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Whenever I’m down, I just go to CL and look at these K-Ci photos and suddenly I feel a lot better. He needs to sit his ass down somewhere. [PHOTOS BY: SANDRA ROSE]


#14: COUNTESS VAUGHN

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Speaking of asses, remember when Countess Vaughn told the world that she got butt implants? What’s funny is that she took these pictures post-surgery. Looks like the surgeon is the one who came out on top.


#15: TISHA CAMPBELL

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Tisha looked a mess at every event she went to this year. And it looks like she had a allergic reaction to something too..




HONORABLE MENTIONS

JAHEIM

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This picture of Jaheim is a classic, I don’t care what anyone says. We only made like 3 posts about Jaheim this year, but I still remember the infamous crooked preacher look.


KHIA

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Khia just looks like she smells.

ROBERTA FLACK

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I didn’t know whether Roberta Flack was walking the dogs, or if the dogs where walking her ass. But I do know that she was wrong for coming out the house like that. And don’t blame her old age for this mess either.


BEVERLY POO

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Beverly Poo..Beverly Who? I still don’t know who the hell she is, but when she showed up looking like a cracked out clown at this VH1 event, she went down in HAM history.

THAT’S IT!! MAKE SURE YOU LOOK OUT FOR THE TOP 10 ‘WTF MOMENTS’ OF 2006 LIST. COMING SOON!

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1.

grlnva

grlnva

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Pic # 8 just reminded me to pick up some cottage cheese after work.

2.

JC

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Poor Shar. She didnt have anyone to lotion her back. I didnt know she didnt have an ass.

3.

caff

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Lmao @ jaheim

4.

Genesisbaby

Genesisbaby

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I AGREE with this list EVERYONE on it is a CERTIFIED HOT FLAMING ASS MESS!

5.

Kalilah

Kalilah

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

In the words of Florida Evans….DAMN DAMN DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

6.

sharonda

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

all of them should be #1 they look autrocious!

7.

AreYouSerious?

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I just threw up all over my keyboard….

THANKS CL!

8.

oliand1

oliand1

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I must disagree with only 1 thing on your list and that is:
#1 Remy no-no
#2 Remy no-no left nasty ass cheek
#3 Remy no-no right nasty ass check
#4 Remy no-no Rick James Inspired crinkly/2-tone Tracks
Yes that special Hamness deserves a spot of their own.
and so forth, and so on…

9.

Dee Bee

Dee Bee

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Go Remy!! I love you Ma!!

10.

grlnva

grlnva

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LOL. I remember somebody said Jaheim look like a crooked preacher in that pic.LOL. “yyyyyyyeeesssss-aaaaa! LOL

11.

Brittney

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

DAMN mayne wat is up wit dese celebs wit all da plastic surgery. Sumbody’s nose is gon fall off and lips too if they keep it up.

I can’t even look at Vivica A Fox no more her face is GONE…..(pow)
~B~

12.

bill

bill

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Nice List Angel.
Excellant Work as always..
We appreciate you sis !!!

Angel, If I could add just one person to the HONORABLE mention List, I would add:

Khia !!
Angel, Remember when you posted her CD Cover with all of her Mug shots & various pictures ??

Merry Christmas Angel !
Merry Christmas Concrete Loop Fam !!

Happy New Year y’all.
Talk to you in ‘07…I’m on vacation until January 2nd !!!

13.

Genesisbaby

Genesisbaby

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Ohhhh #3 eyes are makin my stomach turn…What the hell is wrong with her and am I the only one who thinks that Jaheim looks like the drunk uncle of the family?LMAO

14.

grlnva

grlnva

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LOL. I remember somebody said Jaheim look like a crooked preacher in that pic.LOL. “yyyyyyyeeesssss-aaaaa! LOL good job Angel LA!

15.

Angel La

Angel La

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

@ Bill. Tell me why I had Khia’s picture ready, but forgot to post it. LOL!! I added it though.

16.

pinklibradiva

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

It’s so sad when something like this is sooooo true!!

17.

Harlem Sultana

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I done choked about 3 times!! This is not a good post to look at while you are masticating.

18.

bill

bill

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

nevermind Angel,
I saw the Pictures of Khia !!!

* For some reason I got stuck staring at the pictures of Venus & Serena Williams.

It’s the Third Week in LENT, and the Christmas season, so I’m TRYING to behave myself and refrain from saying anything bad……

I’ll just say that Jesus is Lord over evrything, and we are ALL his children..Even the people pictured above……

19.

ijeoma aka jai

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LMFAO @ Remy Ma & her clam chowder thighs, Vivica A. Fox & the breast implants that we all know she has, Hottie who isn’t hot at all, Naima looking like Rufus from Kim Possible (she used to be pretty), that thing Jay Alexander, Lil’ Kim lookin’ like the seed of Chuckie, & Serena for never wearing undergarments.

Wendy Williams looks ok in the 1st pic; not so ok in the 2nd pic. And Shar Jackson needs St. Ives & quick. :|

LMAO!!!

20.

Queshia

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Money just does not go as far as it use to.

21.

KAT

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

only one i actually like is wendy and tishia, those my g’s, but forget the rest of them

22.

neesh

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LMAO!!

23.

M-Saw

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

number 3 look like she saw a ghost. her eyes are just out there. its so so so so so so so so sooooooooooooooo funny.

24.

rp

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I am at work laughing loud as hell, people looking at me like I am crazy. When I saw K-Ci with his leg perched up I lost it!!

25.

pinklibradiva

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Are Hottie’s eyes permanently stuck like that?
Are Janice Combs & Beverly Poo long lost sisters?
Is it me or is Naima’s hairline in the middle of her head?
Is K-Ci the 1st ever crack baby?
Does Vivica really have a dent in her breasts ?
When u see Khia does the Too $hort song ” Nasty Bitc* play in your head?
Are Lil Kim & Serena actually their own brothers?

Can’t wait for the WTF list to come out!!!

26.

Compton_Chick23

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

UHHHH!!!! I think I need a hot shower with some turpentine soap after looking at this.

27.

Brian

Brian

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LOL angel! you definitely hit the nail on the head!

28.

tbrown

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Thanks for these images! My coworkers must think I’m crazy for laughing like I am.

But seriously, I’m shaking my head at some of these folks. You have the chance to mess up ‘once’, but these are some serious REPEAT OFFENDERS!

Thanks for the laugh!

-Tbrown

29.

white00diamonds

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LOL SOME WOMAN NEED TO REALLY LOOK UNDER THEY ARMPITS BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE. I CANT STAND TO SEE SOLID DEODERANT ON FEMALES. ITS NOT CUTE. CLEAR IS CHOICE LADIES. AND SAUCER EYES. OMG I ALMOST GOT FIRED LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE. SHE LOOK LIKE A FAT WOMAN LOOKING FOR A ROCK AND WITH SOME BACON GRITS AND EGGS. K CI LOOKS LIKE HE DAMN SURE IS ABOUT TO GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN. THOSE ARE THE WORST PICTURES I HAVE EVER SEEN OF KIM. I MEAN SHE SHOULD OF STAYED IN THE HOUSE. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE.

30.

Sweets

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I CAN’T STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!ROFL~!

31.

ericka

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I think I’m going to have a nightmare tonight when I go to sleep after viewing these pictures. lol HOT-DAMN!!!

32.

DatHoodSexy1

DatHoodSexy1

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

lmaoooooooooooooooo!!! this list is beyond on point. great job!

33.

SAFFIRE IN NEW YORK

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

A bunch of fried crispy ass hell messes. I tell you people aint right. Everybody need to be slapped for even allowing themselves to be photographed for looking like that. Damn shame.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

34.

Waddie G.

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

THIS IS A GREAT LIST!!! I wished I thought of that one. You had the right order too…They are skankalicious!!!

35.

white00diamonds

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

OMG AND KHIA LOOKS GHETTO AS ALL GET OUT. STUFF FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE. ALMOST MADE ME GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE GASP I MADE AT WORK. WOW.

36.

Yung Millionaire

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Yo where is shar’s ASS!!????? come on now she had to be uncomfortable with so little on and such dry ass skin…KHIA almost made me throw up i had to scroll past it..im serious i tasted bile! whats good with ya girl lil kim looking likt the “tiger lady”( i know you remember her)

37.

babyx

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL!!! THESE ARE REALLY HOT ASS MESSES
REMY MA- NEVER LOOKS CLASSY

#3- LOOKS CRAZY, WTF IS WRONG WITH HER EYES

LIL KIM- SAD

VIVICA FOX- MESSED UP HER BEAUTIFUL FACE, and aging process (she don’t know black women age beautifully, naturally!!!)

SHAR JACKSON- HAS A SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS FIGURE

ROBERTA FLACK- LOOKS LIKE A DAMN MAN!!!!!!!

38.

Sexysistah

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

angel la this is a hot list!! i’m sittin here at work(slow day) LMAO!!!!

i almost forgot about some of them- the sad thing is, they all knowingly walked out of there homes looking like that ACTUALLY BELIEVING that they were hooked!! LMAO!!!!

39.

nine4ya1906

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

ANGEL.LA YOU ROCK!!! OMG, THIS LIST IS THE CRAAAAAAZIEST AND SO ON POINT… OMG, I CAN’T STOP ROLLING…

40.

phillylala

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Mannnn. This is just too much HAM in one day. My stomach hurts! Literally

41.

KayJay

KayJay

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Khia should have been number 6

42.

Jasmine

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

The Hell????@ jahiem, gina, remy… Man the whole damn list HAhahahahaHA yall did good with this this

43.

babyx

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LLLOOOLLL @K-CI
I CAN’T HELP BUT LOOK AT K-CI AND THINK BACK TO ONE OF THOSE MARTIN EPISODES!!!!!!
LLLOOOLLLL

THIS JUST MADE MY DAY
**thanks cl for the laugh***

44.

Mysterious_eyez

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LMAO this list was funny as hell…everyone on there deserved to be there…no surprise who was no #1 she always look a hot ass piss tale mess! And khia always look like she stink! That Jaheim picture cracks me up everytime I look at it!

Good Job on the list!

45.

babyx

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LIL KIM OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT HAVE REAL FRIENDS!!!!!

IS ANYBODY TELLIN HER THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS!!!!! WTF!!!!

46.

Dave

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Damn Angel.LA your list is completely wrong and out of order I so disagree you suck. J/K taking a stab at all the idiots who lost their minds in the couples post.

Roberta Flack looks more like Robert Tyrone Flack Jr. Gawd the years have not been good to her/him.

I think that is a dent in Vivicas tit. So sad. Some of these people look like they should have flies orbiting their bodies.

47.

white00diamonds

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

SHARS BEHIND IS FLATTER THAN A CUTTING GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. LMAO

48.

hotstuff

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

GENESISBABY I LOVE THAT PIC OF SNOOP!

49.

white00diamonds

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

SORRY ALL I MEANT TO SAY CUTTING BOARD.

50.

Young D

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

i’d still give it all to countess i’d still break that back in half.

51.

MAHOGANY

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Hey y’all
You forgot Dennis Rodman, now if he isn’t worthy then I don’t know what!!
The rest are the devil’s spawn alright!!!

52.

D

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Countess Vaugh looks GOOD! Yall tripping.

53.

Chellybop

Chellybop

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Ya’ll are right on the money with all these hot ass messes. But Khia shoulda made the top 10 in place of Countess Vaughn, she’s a terrible mess.

54.

Beautiful

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

ROLMAO!!!!

Angel.La, what a hilarious list! Keep it up Girl!

I can’t stop laughing at the K-Ci pic
You made my day

These kids of mind been running me crazy…lol

55.

MiMi

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

oh my I almost choked on my chicken…this list is the truth.

56.

ketta

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Great Job Angel La!!! You hit it dead on the head. I think you should have a most improved list for next year. I think Vivica Foxx will improve in 07. Dayum, Wendy, you are my friend in my head, but you need to get a stylist for that hair and makeup !!!!
Thanks for the laugh Angel la !!!!

57.

Angel La

Angel La

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Thanx yall. LMAO.

@56. That’s a good idea! I will do that to see if anyone has improved. thanx girl.

58.

zudoir

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Are you sure that is Roberta Flack?! Ooooh My!

59.

HOTMESSES

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

They all looked fine, what is the problem?

60.

futurelover

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Angel-La.

Girl me and my co-workers are about to get fired from laughing so hard at these crazy hot mess heffas.

Lil Kim:
Damn, it look like somebody hit her in between her eyes with a football.

Golden Brook:
Gawd, CRACK IS WACK!!!, CRACK IS WACK!!!. Ya’ll she her armpits? Ewwww!!

Tisha Campbell:
She so funny on tv, But it looked like she was eating a sour patch.

Beverly Poo:
God, Have mercy on us all, Please. I think I just saw the sign of the apocalypse, lol.

Roberta Flack:
That’s a damn shame when the dogs look better than you!

Shar & Countess:
Shar need to consult Countess’ ass doctor to hook her up. Shar is depleted in ass, lol.

Remy Ma:
She farted and her pants burned off, lol.

Khia:
Need to dip her nasty ass in a hot tub of ammonia. Mr. Clean can’t save her ass, Ewwwww.

61.

Sweets

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

lol @ 49,,,I was wondering…

Don’t you guys think Countess V. & Hottie could be long lost sisters?/?? Heehee. Just a thought

62.

stylishlibra

stylishlibra

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

I’d never seen some of these pis! My GOD they all lokk horrendous! You definintely picked the worst of the bunch, for real! Great job, so funny, lol.

63.

sheneice

sheneice

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

GOOD JOB ANGEL LA THAT WAS HILAROUS

64.

AngelNicole513

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

LOL at this one! Whats up CL fam! U did a good job Angel. Im speechless. These clebs (and non-celebs) have all this money so why cant they get their look together? And yes we all have our OFF days but the majority of these HAM’s look like HAM’s all the damn time! I like Naima so Im sad she cant get it together. I like Remy too and am sad she cant get it together. You would think their best friend, management, mama or SOMEBODY would tell them the real deal. And HOTTIE HOTTIE HOTTIE! SMH (smh=shakin my head). At least Vivica has stopped (for the moment at least) on her surgery spree. And u were right about Kim. She really is a beautiful sista. She has me worried. SMH SMH SMH! lmao

65.

blck sauce

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

ahhh hell to the fk’g naw… i can’t! i quit this
b!tch (2 times).

66.

Miss Chi Chi

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

that’s my first look at Jaheim and I’m shocked, lol! Hot list, Angel.la! you forgot about michelle williams.

67.

chillin in ny

chillin in ny

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

Jay Alexander is the flyest bytch on the list…that’s sad!

68.

cynthia

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

that was a good one

69.

Ualreadyknow

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

OMG!!! This is soooo funny! Hottie is unreal, I mean out of this world, literally. Shar is the posterchild for bad body females and I can’t begin to comment on the stretch mark mess that Khia has shown us.

70.

blkhoutx

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

HOT DAMN DAMN DAMN

71.

bill

bill

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

One day I’m going to fullfill my life long dream and direct a movie…..

If I was to do a movie about Women in Prison (That would be a great title..”Women in Prison” !!), I would want my movie to star KHIA….

The reasons:
Khia has tat’s all over her body that exemplifies a Ghetto Personna at it’s finnest and says:
“Im a Thug Chick, and I WILL cut you if necessary”
Khia looks like she has prison experience.
She looks like she can handle herself during hand to hand combat…
Khia looks like the type of woman that overpowers othere woman, and make them braid her hair (among other things)

Pray my strength in the Lord..

Happy New Year Concrete Loop Family & Merry Christmas !!!

72.

SXY CHAMELEON

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

i CANNOT STOP LAUGHIN!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
DAMN U RGT ON THE MONEY W/ THIS LIST!!!

LOL@ JAHIEM AND KHIA’S TEETH!!! AND THAT BABYMAMA STOMACH SHE ROCKIN IN THAT WHITE SHIRT!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!

73.

Ne-Ho for Ne-Yo

Ne-Ho for Ne-Yo

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

HOLY HOT DAMN!!!!!!!! I KNEW REMY WOULD BE #1. SHE IS THE BIGGEST HAM TO EVER WALK THE EARTH UP-RIGHT. LOVES THIS LIST!

FLAVOR FLAV IS LUCKY HE DIDNT GET POSTED ABOUT MUCH BECAUSE I BET HE WOULD GET ENOUGH COMMENTS TO MAKE THE LIST. THERE IS ALWAYS 2007 THO.

74.

zoom

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO ON POINT!!!!

75.

SXY CHAMELEON

Friday, December 22, 2006 /

DAMN, I AINT NEVA REALIZED THAT SHAR AINT GOT NOT A NAN NUTTA PIECE OF ASS!!!!! LOL!!!

ARE THOSE “NOTTIE’S” REAL EYES??? NO, SERIOUSLY?? AND YES, I MEANT “NOTTIE”… THAT CRAZY BITCH AINT NO DAMN HOTTIE!!!! …… I MEAN I REALLY CANT STOP LAUGHIN HERE!!!

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