CL’S TOP 15 ‘HOT ASS MESSES’ OF 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Since there was some confusion about the last list I posted, I wanted to make it clear that these lists were compiled after I went through every CL post of the year. This isn’t a list of who is the hottest mess, because they all are. It’s a list to show who yall commented on the most, or who we posted about the most. So if you don’t like the list that’s your damn problem.
Anyway, CL Posts STAY flooded with HOT ASS MESSES, so you know this is going to be crazy as hell! I actually had fun putting this one together….
#1: REMY MA

Remy Ma won CL’s 1st HAM of the month title, so it comes to no surprise that she tops the year end list. Who could forget the infamous butt shorts picture (dont’ she look rank?) and my Rick James comparison? I have a feeling Remy is going to top next year’s list too.
#2: GOLDEN BROOKS

Golden HAM was a mess this year. She showed up looking crazy as hell to every industry event I can think of. What’s funny is that she actually thinks she looks good at these things. Sorry girl, you don’t!
#3: A ‘HOTTIE’ MESS

Hottie from Flavor of Love 1 is a joke. Do I even need to explain why she is on the list?
#4: LIL KIM

Lil Kim was locked up for most of 2006, but she still couldn’t avoid being in the top 5 of this list. Plastic Surgery was not her friend and apparently neither was her makeup artist. Damn shame too, because Lil Kim was pretty.
#5: SERENA WILLIAMS

Serena Williams is trying to improve her look and she even pulled it out a few times this year, but it wasn’t enough to get her name off of the list. Fucked up weaves must be a requirement to be in the Williams family.
#6: VIVICA A. HAM

Another hit and run victim of plastic surgery was Vivica A. Fox. She was the epitome of a Hot ass Mess this year when she showed up to industry events RIGHT AFTER she left the doctors office. Not a good look Viv.
#7: JANICE COMBS

Janice needs to put a “comb” through those fucked up wigs, better yet just burn them. She should be ashamed of herself for coming out the house like that, and Diddy probably can’t tell her anything either. Come on Janice, get it together. You’re too old for this shit.
#8: STAR JONES

I know some of yall remember when I posted these beach photos of Star and Al. Those shots were just one of many for those two. Star has stepped her game up, but I had to give her credit for her hamabilities.
#9: WENDY WILLIAMS

Wendy Williams or Noxeema Jackson, you be the judge? Wendy Williams is always a mess, I don’t think she can help herself. I can’t knock her hustle though, but I do want to knock those fucked up weaves from off her head.
#10: NAIMA

Naima was very HAMFUL earlier this year and then she got her shit together. So when she showed up with her “new look” at a recent event, I was terribly disappointed. Whatever though, I still like her.
#11: SHAR JACKSON

Shar had the nerve to show up to an event with an ashy back and elbows. That is a damn shame, and so is her lack of ‘ass’ets.
#12: MS. JAY ALEXANDER

I didn’t think that it was possible to be fierce and look a hot ass mess at the same time, but Ms. Jay has proved me wrong.
#13: K-CI

Whenever I’m down, I just go to CL and look at these K-Ci photos and suddenly I feel a lot better. He needs to sit his ass down somewhere. [PHOTOS BY: SANDRA ROSE]
#14: COUNTESS VAUGHN

Speaking of asses, remember when Countess Vaughn told the world that she got butt implants? What’s funny is that she took these pictures post-surgery. Looks like the surgeon is the one who came out on top.
#15: TISHA CAMPBELL

Tisha looked a mess at every event she went to this year. And it looks like she had a allergic reaction to something too..
HONORABLE MENTIONS
JAHEIM

This picture of Jaheim is a classic, I don’t care what anyone says. We only made like 3 posts about Jaheim this year, but I still remember the infamous crooked preacher look.
KHIA

Khia just looks like she smells.
ROBERTA FLACK

I didn’t know whether Roberta Flack was walking the dogs, or if the dogs where walking her ass. But I do know that she was wrong for coming out the house like that. And don’t blame her old age for this mess either.
BEVERLY POO

Beverly Poo..Beverly Who? I still don’t know who the hell she is, but when she showed up looking like a cracked out clown at this VH1 event, she went down in HAM history.








299 Comments
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76.
DIVINE_VIXINE
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
MAN ON MAN THE HAMS HAVE LANDED!!!!
OH THAT JAHEIM PICTURE IS KILLING ME IM AM IN TEARS…
I LOVE IT…LOL…
#13: K-CI KNOW HE NEEDS SLAPPED FORM THINKING HE CAN TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT..LOL…
77.
Shun
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Beverly Poo look like the lady name Cruela Devil.
That shit is too funny, good job on the list Remy Ma needed to be #1
78.
DIVINE_VIXINE
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
THESE FOLKS MAKE YOU TOUCH YOUR FACE WHILE YOU LOOKING AT THE PICTURE MAKING SURE NOTHING OUT OF PLACE FROM LAUGH…
LOL
GOTTA LOVE IT
79.
shraonda
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
OMG!!!!!!!! DEM PIX IS HIDIOUS!!! OMG….ESP #10 , #1, DAMN NVM ALL OF THEM FUGLY…OMG
80.
BabyBlu18
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
I have no comment the pictures explain it all
81.
lia
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
This list was FUNNY as hell, i just threw up in my mouth.
82.
cuvagurl08
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
every single one of these HAM’s deserves to be on this list!
83.
Jessy
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
$10 wash-(or not)and-go”weaves”, deodorant stains, dilapadated boobs, sideburns–yikes! Lil’ Kim looks like a reject kewpie doll, Hottie’s just CRACKED OUT, Serena–dayum! Wendy William’s crazy self lookin a hot mess as usual (40 is NOT the new 20,25) Naima, you even have Ashanti laughing at you. Of course Khia’s on here (surprise!) those Bert eyebrows speak for themselves. K-Ci, you need to sit your skinny, old ass down at Denny’s or somethin b/c its not working for you. Does anyone else think that Beverly Poo or whoever she is look like a ghetto Cruella DeVille? All we need to complete this list is Flava Flav’s pic up on here. Uggh, someone lock these BUSTED clowns up somewhere.
84.
corinthian
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Countess don’t look that bad…not like the others…
85.
Alsgyrl
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Lol…that was a good list….entertaining yet so true. They all deserved to be on the top 15 HAMS list.
86.
A_MILLUN
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LMBAO…OMG..I COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. BUT I THINK WHITNEY HOUSTON SHOULD HAVE BEEN ADDED.
87.
DivineOne
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
All I have to say is that I 100% agree with everyone of those peeps that made the list……they are look a hot mess…..
88.
argghhh!!!
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
poor hottie needs to see a doctor the pupils of her eyes are not centered - medical prob definitely,
The other women have no excuses.
89.
Rotten
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Remy in the first pic looks like she’s swamgin’ her weave so vigorously she could strangle you by the throat with it if you were unfortunate enough to get toooooo close!
90.
Sweetneesee
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Lil Kim looks like joker in the 1st pic!
91.
msblacknasty1
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
shim jay kill me wiff dem dick suking lip him and jay z cud brothers lololol
92.
AngelEyes
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
WOOOOOW! lol
93.
hdizzle
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
remember when vivica was on wendy williams swearing up and down she hadnt done anything to her face, what is it with the lying in hollywood, I would just rather a “look its nobodys business what I did with my face” but they just decide to lie? I dont get that.
Dont miss jay remind you of that ugly little girl you went to school with.
94.
itzzzkimmm
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LMFAO!!!! Omg this post is just too funny.
95.
AngelEyes
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Is Roberta Flack on crack????? I’m not trying to be ugly, just asking. I mean she looks sort of like Whitney did for a while.
96.
Lady Cole
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Angel!!!!! this list has me rollin!!!!!!! LMFAO. wow!
97.
AngelEyes
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
MISS JAY REMINDS ME OF A BLACK CARICATURE FROM THE LATE 1800’s. THAT IS AN AWFUL IMAGE TO RESEMBLE!!!!!
DARNIT MISS JAY!!!!!! BUT YOU ARE A TRUE MESS! LOL
98.
M. DOT
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
oh my god…too funny. Angel u on point with every single one of these…the sad part is Wendy Williams probably looks the most decent out of all of them.
99.
AngelEyes
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LIL KIM AND VIVICA HAVE GONE INTO THE ABYSS AND THERE IS NO WAY BACK!
100.
NetworKing
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
HAHAHAHAHA! This list is tooo funny! I prolly spit on my computer screen atlest 2wice…atleast!
101.
kwy8storm
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Oh lawdddddddddd I can’t stop laughin !!!!!
102.
keisheloca
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Good job wit the list. There people have no fashion sense whatsoever. Thats pathetic
103.
Girl Bye...
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Khia looks SOUR!!!!!!!!!!!
104.
ju1cygrl
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LMAOOOO.. CL’S the best at this shit!
105.
q_tis_diva
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
i think khia should be up there lol AND I DID NOT KNOW HOTTIE HAD A LAZY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i agree wit everything else
106.
Tony770
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
SHARS ASS LOOKS LIKE A STACK OF FLAP JACKS,BOX CAR ANNIE SHAPED ASS!!!!! BUT COUNTESS’S ASS LOOKED GOOD BEFORE SURGERY!!!!!!THE REST OF THESE BITCHES ARE JUST FUCKED UP!!!!!
107.
THEONE
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
WHAT KIND OF AN INDIVIDUAL TAKES THIS MUCH PRIDE IN DOWNPLAYING OTHERS, I DON’T KNOW. THIS WHOLE WEBSITE IS PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
108.
mswing
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
these pics are too funny, but why does roberta flack look like she’s morphed into a robert flack??? i was starin at the pic for ages tryin to spot womanly features
look at the cast of moesha… the main teenagers, neicey (shar jackson) is a hott mess, moesha (brandy norwood) looks like a hot mess too much for what she’s achieves, kim (countess vaughn) is a hott mess… what was that guys name who played hakeem… will R.I.P to him. then compare it to sister sister, everybody be lookin fine, whats up with that???
109.
mswing
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
i cant beleive remy ma is number 1, i think there are more deserving contestants
110.
hdizzle
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
the dude who played hakeem didnt die
111.
Kim
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LOL @ K-Ci. Khia should never smile or show those saggy boobs again. I can’t believe Lil Kim looks in the mirror and think she looks good, she was so cute and still looks okay if she stops putting all that mess on her face.
112.
Li
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
i actually think countess looks nice in the second picture
113.
Angel La
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
@ 110. Yes he did.
114.
Nikki
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
HAHA@ Ms. Jay, Hottie looks so fucking ridiculous. Roberta Flack should be ashamed of herself.
115.
IslandGirl_Bri
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LMAO!! Well put together! I agree COMPLETELY!
116.
michelle8
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
wow Umm :-)) Oh-hell-naaw! lol Oh no
117.
Nicole
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
First of all Remy looks like Rick James in that second pic…Poor Golden between the weave the uneven skin and that deoderant spot under her arms….she looks like hell to the naw…Hottie’s weave looks pasted on and her eyes look like she was starring into a bright light..Lil Kim plastic surgeon should be fired and thrown out of the country…Serena is really a man…Vivica is using Lil Kim’s plastic surgeon..Mamma Combs has been a mess for the last 10 or 11 years there is no helping her…Star- I’m still speechless…but i guess if gay Al likes it that’s all that matters….Wendy got stuck on a tanning bed….Niama is just losing her damn mind…Shar will pretty much take any attention u give her ashy and all….I actually like Ms. Jay and expect him to dress like this…K-Ci is trying his hardest to get back into the spotlight…Countess is trying to ecscape 227..Tisha has been to too many botox parties….Jaheim should just cut it off..Khia shouldn’t show her neck or her back…I’m not gon even believe that is Roberta…and Beverly Poo just looks like Poo-Poo
118.
NEW_ORLEANS_FINEST
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BOUT PEE’D ON MY SELF GOT DAMN! SMH@ JAHEIM, STAR ASS AND THE LONG BACK ON SHAR, OMGGGGGGGG AND DAT LAST PIC IS SCARY, SHE LOOK LIKE 101 DALMATIONS!
119.
Situations
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Tisha shouldn’t be on the list!!!
I LOVE U Ms.JAY and Wendy!!!
Jaheim reminds me of a POLISHED Don King
Khia knows she wrong for havin them stretch marks hangin out the sides of that bathing suit looking top!!!
Everyone else can go to hell!!!
120.
Frank Waters
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
I used to LOVE Tisha Campbell. Now, she done fell off like Humpty Dumpty. K-Ci, bruh, you look like a drunk cancer patient at a party. What a mess, all of ‘em.
121.
cookie monster
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Great list, but damn these pictures are horrible…especially Remy, Khia, Hottie, Golden, and Lil Kim. lol
122.
QUICHE-A
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
WHY SHAR???? WHY???????????
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And why did she turn around to pose like she has an ass??? LMAO!!
123.
onemic.ike
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
HAHAHA!! I love it, and great now I’m gonna have nightmares from that Naima Pic courtesy of CL…lol
Why New York wasn’t on this list Angel.La??? And Flava need to be right behind her too! Lol
124.
Dominique D.
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Angel…. girlllllll this list was so on point I had to put a link to it on the stunnastyle.com site… You are soooooo right…. they all are H.A.M’s…
125.
Wolo
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
http://janetjackson.emifo...ndex.php?showtopic=349922
hahahaha
126.
Wolo
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
http://img.photobucket.co...49/Strangevision/khia.jpg
127.
alittleextra
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
-lil kim used to be so pretty, now she fuck*d her self up
-remy is the epitome of ghetto fab
-k-ci looks like a straight up crackhead trying to perform a gig for a dollar
-hottie needs to get her eye game straight
-shar is the one that needs butt implants
-golden brooks,no words
128.
R&B Fan 4 Life
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Beverly Poo? I don’t know who the hell she is, but she needs to be on that list. DAMN!
129.
alittleextra
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
them tats that khia got make her look dirty, damn shame.
130.
wifey
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
****STANDS UP AND APPLAUDS LIST!!!!****
STANDING ‘O! Angel, this list is CRAZY!!! Girl, you just have no idea how hard I’ve had it today. Damn near had a nervous breakdown, but you made my day! I needed this laugh. This is HILARIOUS!!! Your comments are off-the-hook! ROFLMBAO!!!
This posting would rival hotghettomess.com LOL
Great job. Honestly, my one and ONLY surprise was that FLAVOR FLAV was not #1, and worst, didn’t make the list. Not criticizing the list (I understand how you made it), I’m just saying I’m shocked he didn’t even crack the list, cuz we all know he is a ghetto fabulous H.A.M every doggone day.
131.
THE TRUTH
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
LOL,
IS ALL I CAN SAY!!!!!
132.
Clearminded
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
I am laughing too hard to comment at the moment. I’ll be back. Bwahahaha!!!!!!
133.
wifey
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
STILL LAUGHING. I went back and read people’s comments. ROFLMAO!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LOL This is a good laugh.
Yeah, you most def’ outdid yourself on this one.
134.
DAMNIT GINA...
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Oh My Damn……this is the funniest post yet.
135.
NGirl
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn this list is funny as hell. omg most of the ppl on that list have to much money to look like a damn HAM. puffy tell ur mom to put ur money to good use boy. her old ass looks really horrible she should kno better.
but yo that k-ci pic really had me rolling he looks so crackish its a damn shame. and his ass is performing. he needs to check his ass into re-hab insteade of gyrating all up and down that stage like that.
And Shar ur ass shoul kno better then to bring ur self outside with some ashy ass elbows. she really shouldnt eve have that damn shirt on.
I LOVED THIS HAM LIST. it can really do wonders for the self esteem especially on those days when u just dnt give a fuck. u can look at this list and say to urself at least i dnt look like that. lol
136.
Asentha
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
Damn!!! Times 20!!
137.
BB
Friday, December 22, 2006 /
What about Trina?
138.
vixen87
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
oUT OF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE KHIA IS THE MOST TORE UP PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE…. IT JUST GIVES ME CHILLS
139.
rodp
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
why does hottie look like she isnt real??? oh an star jones just needs 2 kill herself,ive never seen sumone who looked better fat,lol
140.
OneFineaKa
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
Lmaoooooooooooooooooo @ jahiem goin to tha same hair stylist as al sharpton smh. . .times is rough i guess damn shame!
LoL @ shar . .she got a ashy back . .how u gon have a ashy back tho LMaO
Iono how Khia even getz play from anybody . .she looks unsanitary like a str8 up hoodrat!
141.
SXY CHAMELEON
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
damn, i didnt notice the length of remy’s weave!! DAYUM!!! WAT IS THAT …uuuuhhhhh72 inch yaki ?/ lol
142.
MissTee2U
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
Roberta Flack shouldn’t be on this list…I doubt she thought she was a paparazzi target and just was doing her thing. I come out the house like that to go to the store, thank God the paparazzi aren’t after me!
Everyone else more than deserved their inclusion. I think Mariah Carey could have been on here also.
Li’l Kim and Vivica…what a shame….it’s funny i see women with natural hair and no makeup on that put them to shame. It’s sad what Hollywood makes you feel you have to do to look good.
143.
darnell
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
I once thought plastic surgery was a white chick thing and sistas just live healthy and they would age well (cause we do). Then I realize it was a hollywood thing and it’s so competative and twice as bad for a black women . But this surgery shit is getting crazy . What the fuck are these surgeons suppose to be making them look like . And they pic these features ………. I’m waiting for some chick to be on an award show and see her face fall clear ,clear the fuck off while accepting an award . And finishing up her speech while her face is picked up and held by an assistant !
144.
Aleisa
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
This list is the funniest thing I read all year. Everybody on this list deserved to be on here especially Hottie(that bitch was a mess when she thought that the chicken button on the microwave actually cooked chicken. Countess was the only person who really looked worth something.
Lil Kim looks like a fuckin blow up doll with all that shit on her face.
Khia always looked nasty a tub of bleach and ammonia would do her just fine.
I guess somebody forgot to tell Remy that she ain’t a size 1 and if you gon wear coochie cutters make sure your ass doesn’t look like cottage cheese.
Wendy Williams is man and eventually it will come out. Somebody please tell her pink lip stick ain’t for her or that nappy ass horse weave.
Good looking out Angel La! You did a good job on this list.
145.
BashyBoo
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
MS JAY SHOULDNT BE ON THERE HE BE FIERCE! EVERYONE ELSE IS A GOOD PICK!
146.
Quayshah
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
k.ci
i just want to print that photo and carry it in my purse. if anyone i know is having a rough time, i will show them that photo and we WILL laugh, heartily and forget ALL of our troubles in seconds!
147.
PrettyYoungThang
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
K-CI LOOKED LIKE HE HAD A LEG CRAMP OR SOMETHING. I’M STILL LAUGHING. YEAH, ON A RAINY DAY, I’M COMING BACK TO HIS PIC FO SHO!
148.
DMV the Future
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
ANGEL LA - It is 5:30 in the morning and you got me waking up the whole damn house laughing LOL. This post is GREAT and your commentary is off the chain!
149.
dee
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
I don’t think Roberta Flack should be on here, anybody can have a bad day from time to time, she usually carries herself beautifully- very classy lady. Angel.La she should be removed unless you have more pics of her looking bad on a consistant basis. Now you’re on point with the rest of them, & what happened to the pic of k.c. with the bird/pixie/al sharpton hairdo.
150.
Heavyn
Saturday, December 23, 2006 /
This list is on point but I think Flavor Flav needs to be on here…LOL..he know he be lookin str8 crazy at times..hehehe..But damn Vivica and Kim what really happened there?
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