I agree with #51, Dennis Rodman deserves a mention, other than that, youa re on poin!!

Whoops meant “you are on point”!!

SHE’S A GREAT PERSON TO KNOW…………….THE PICS JUST AREN’T A GOOD LOOK……..I STILL LIKE HER

i couldnt wait for this list. lookin at all the hamtastical people of ‘06 is just wonderful. imma miss ‘06. *tear*

Hope you’re happy now CL- you done gone and blinded me now. Lord that was HAMtastic!

This is sooo wrong…I am cracking up. My fave is the one of Wendy holding the sign and Angel getting creative with it. All those ppl need to be on there.

Wow all I gots to say is WOW!!!

Lol…this is ON POINT!

you know what thisz list isz on point gurl! Jim Jonesz’ BALLIN prolly came out too late to put on thisz list b/c everybody know that that wasz the song lol

Um..85. You need a full length mirror before calling anyone else a ham. Indeed, those listed are hot ass messes-funny as hell too. But you sho’ll is giving Golden Ham a run for her money with that circa 1985 Salt-N-Pepa coif.

*Aaahh, PUSH IT..Aaaah PUSH IT..P-P-PUSH IT REAL GOOD (new remix by S-N-P featuring ALSGYRL on the 1s and 2s)

LMBAO!!!!! Hoe, welcome to a 2006 and update that busted ass ‘do before you comment on ennybody..

Frank Waters said:
K-Ci, bruh, you look like a drunk cancer patient at a party. *****************************************************

That shit almost made me fall out of my chair!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL

Oh yea #149!!. Angel.la PLEASE add that pic of
K-Ci with the waterfall/perm/flip so some of the newcomers can see that he is consistantly a HAM.
Dat shit was funny as hell!!!!

Wait….Is Beverly Poo a woman? I am so agreeing with this list. Happy Holidays everyone…..

Khia’s face, teeth, hair, and stretch marks…UGH!!!!!!!

LMAO!!! (all the way on the SCROLL down!) HILARIOUS! & I agree with every single one!

REMY MA: needs to either get rid of the COTTAGE CHEESE ass and theighs, or start covering it up!

GOLDEN BROOKS: she was a H.A.M. back in these photos, but she is one that truly improved shortly after these pics was taken.

HOTTIE: needs a breast LIFT. Because to have DOUBLE D or TRIPLE D breasts is one thing, but when they are FLABBY, or drop to your WAIST and knees when the BRA comes off that is just NASTY

LIL KIM: is my girl!! She comes from where I come from & the whole 9. But for the year 2007, she needs to hire a REAL MAKE-UP ARTIST, & WARDROBE STYLIST. (or learn to professionally apply make up her own self!

SARENA WILLIAMS: She needs to STOP PLAYING, and GET IT TOGETHER! Her and VENUS are plain REDICULOUS! c’mon now.

VIVICA: was a H.A.M for a while this year, but LATELY, I am glad to see that she has IMPROVED “ALOT” before this year finished. her face & lips looks better, her breast implants are not HARD like ROCKS anymore. (APPLAUSE)

JANICE COMBS: She needs to call up “PATTI LABELLE”, and take up some MAKE-UP & HAIR ADVICE. Those HORRIBLE blonde WIGS, & CONTACTS are TERRIBLE. Somebody should have told her “something”.

WENDY: LOL. For 2007 she needs NEW HAIR (that’s CALM) & to stay stay out of the PLASTIC SURGEONS OFFICE.

KHIA: this CHICKEN HEAD, has NO SHAME! When you have STRETCH MARKS from a previous PREGNANCY–it is far from cute to EXPOSE them. Since you didn’t prevent them prior to being pregnant, cover them up because they are permamnent! She loos so nasty. uuuugh!

I agree wit this list all the way! Remy AND golden brooks should have shared that #1 spot!! LMAO, they look a hot mess!

My top 5 HAMs from this list are:
(in definite order)

*Serena Williams
*Remy Ma
*Lil Kim
*Hottie
*Naima

because they are just hard to look at.

Uh Angel La,
You did great with the post, but what’s up with the no warning before clicking on the post sign. LOL

Ok, So I Finally Saw Dreamgirls… And SOHH Soulful Top 5

Yesterday I went to the “Dreamgirls” Roadshow. You know the one where you pay $25 for this Broadway theater effect. The $25 includes a 50 page color booklet, no previews, an authentic movie poster and some other random swag.

I’ll just break down what I thought of people’s performances.

- Eddie Murphy: Amazing.

- Jamie Fox: Good job

- Anika Noni Rose: My favorite in the movie. She deserves more praises.

- Jennifer Hudson: Great voice, not an actress. She steals her scenes because the movie was written to glorify that role. Amongst the ensemble cast she was just OK. Great voice, but playing the role of an angry black woman doesn’t garner the acclaim she is getting. And I don’t begrudge her any success, but I expected a whole lot more based on her hype.

Beyonce: Not as bad as they say. She nails the essence of Diana Ross. Nails it. Not Sasha, not Beyonce but Diana. And dammit if pretty is a talent, the she got it…. hands down.

The other members of the cast did their thing as well. But to all those that are in love with J. Hud and throwing daggers at Bey need to slow their roll and think about it first. Both Jennifer and Beyonce are playing themselves essentially. So if you see this film don’t let your heartstrings for the character or the characters triumph keep you from seeing that everyone carried their weight and Bey is far from just a pretty extra.

thank you i needed a good laugh for my b-day

oh my damn, i can’t even comment on these pictures.

I Will Have To Buy A Vowel BCuz “O” My God!!! LOL!!!

yeah they all look like shit

Uh..167, in case you haven’t noticed, this post is not about Dreamgirls. I could really give a f*ck less. Boy, stans are ridiculous!!! You paid $25 for that bullshit???? Oh my god, so, what did you spend on ya mama for Christmas? You dropped some change at the local Dollar General store, huh? That’s sad.

The movie and it’s stars are so OVERRATED, OVEREXPOSED, OVER-HYPED, OVERPAID and any other “over” I forgot to mention.

Geez, get a f*ckin life!!! Get off Bee’s, Jennifer’s, Jamie’s, Eddie’s and Diana’s sexual genitalia!!!!

THESE CELEBRITIES MAKES MONEY AND MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK A HOT ASS MESS LIL KIM IS UGLYYYYYYYYYYY

THEY ALL ON DRUGS FOREAL ITS A SHAME THEY GOT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUT DONT KNOW WHAT TO WITH THEY MONEY BESIDES SNIFFING AND GETTING IMPLANTS SAD ASS PEOPLES WHEN THEY CAN BE GIVING SOME MONEY TO THE YOUTH HELPING THESE DAMN KIDS , STOP KILLING EACH OTHER. YALL FEEL WHAT IM SAYING RIGHT ?????

LMAO!! WOOW ,THIS LIST WAS GREAT!!!
CAN’T WAIT FOR THE ‘WTF MOMENTS’ OF 2006 LIST !!

MERRY X-MAS EVERYBODY AT CL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Remy Ma looks like her ass stinks !

Hottie and Khia should have been tied for the #1 spot

i know i done laughed my ass off these pics r ridiculous. damn jaheim really do look like a crooked ass preacher i didnt know that was him, and vivica and kim im like jamie fox u had 2 be on something 2 fuck ur face up like that i mean both of yall were pretty aint no going back from plastic surgery. remy cover up that cellulite ass and those ugly ass legs, ur not a pretty girl and u make urself even ugly. tishas head and lips have gotten bigger over the yrs. and puffy dress nice he need 2 give his mom some tips cause she aint near pretty. and i thought serena was finally looking cute now she went back 2 looking like a man. hottie does look a hot ass mess. and khia look like her ass stink with them mess up teeth. and finally 2 u shakyfries just when i thought i had xscaped a site that mention beyonce u had 2 bring it up this is about people looking a hot mess not beyonce if u want 2 lick beys ass when she wont even spit on u if ur ass was on fire go 2 a site that mentions her this aint the one damn im tired of hearing that bitches name

What the hell Golden Brook looks like a damn fool, and kc that shit is funny as hell i needed this laugh.

Girl put on some close that look so disrespectful!!!…

lmao..couldnt argue with this list.khia should’ve been after remy Mess and i’ll never forget that picture of shar..she just a fucked up mess

Khia looks the worst! She looks unclean and need to stop with the numerous wardrobe malfunctions.

ALL DEM IS A HOT ASS MESS

Somebody please give Khia a good scrub down!!

I agree with EVERYONE that you listed, they are all A HOT ASS GHETTO STANK GARBAGE BAG MESS!!! But you forgot FANTASIA, she has been a HOTT ASS GHETTO MESS at every event also. I think she deserves honorable mention. HELL NAW, i take that back, dat bytch needs to be on the list A.S.A.P

this is tha best list

What kills me is that everybody is so PROUD (well except Ms. Roberta Flack) of their look. You can’t tell none of these negroes that they didn’t look F-O-I-N-E when they stepped out the door. Self-deception is a mutha.

Great List!

lol i couldnt stop laughing at the comments after each photo, luv this post haha.

man…khia should’ve been on the top 10 cuz her ugly ass deserves the lifetime HAM award

Does Hottie have a thyroid condition?

Just looking at Khia and Remy Ma makes me feel like I caught a damn STD.

w t f?? as a black, im ashamed

Is it just me, or is this the best site EVER! I’m so glad I stumbled upon it. Keep up the great work, always keeps me laughin’

Wow!! I’m so sorry from all of these people on this list. You guys definately got in right. Everyone single person on here is ugly as and look like and look like they smell like HELL!!!! I hope to never meet any of thses people.

this post…made my whole damn day! hahaha i cant jus point one out but I was shocked at Jaheim and Khai for showin her stomach like dat!

Damn Khia need to get her eyebrows waxed…or nair them bitches one….and Shar Jackson is shaped like spongebob square pants yo…damn…and Remy ma…lets just say ur cuzin doing ur weave for free aint always worth it…damn…

My choices:
1. Hottie - just look at her
2. Remy Ma - just look at her
3. Mrs. Combs - with all that $ and a designer son, you need to know better
4. Naima - America’s Next Top Mess
5. Wendy - For someone who talks about people, you’d think she’d get her ish together
6. Star - look, her excess skin is going nowhere and she’s still on her high from the weight loss. She’ll soon see the light.

7. Vivica - fix your nasty tittie and stop f—ing with your face. And the wig? BOO
8. Ms. Jay - Actually, should be #1. Ashy mo fo
9. Serena - she can’t help her bone structure
10. Khia - nasty ho
11. Shar - she don’t have time to look good with all those babies. She has NO booty. wow.
12. Big Kim - jail will f— you up
13. Golden - boo, but def not top 10 mess
14. K Ci - put your shirt on, lookin like a kid on the Christian Children’s Network ad.
15. Countess - no boo. stop

-remy ma look like a straight up beast! that bitch is ugly as fuck and need to get rid of that 1980’s two toned wig she be sportin’
-GOLDEN BROOKS look like a transvestite. who the hell is her so-called stylist?
-HOTTIE look like a crackhead trying to to be sexy
4-i don’t know what the hell happened to lil’ kim? She use to be hot! Hollywood done got to her head all fucked up. she straight fucked up her face. Now she look like a damn circus freak! Damn shame
5- serena look like a man, she needs a REAL stylist to do her hair and give better wardrobe.
6-vivica need to sit her old ass down some place! she look nasty as hell
7-JANICE COMBS look like a damn jackass! Why does this woman continue to walk around looking like that? It’s not fucking cute. She look like some old ass prostitute. And can someone please tell her ass that she is black and not white! looking like a damn fool wearing that clown ass blonde wig and blue contacts
8-star jones just looks nasty, point black period! She look like a badly beaten animal
9-wendy Williams=transvestite
10-NAIMA was born a boy
11-SHAR JACKSON look a mess from head to her flat ass! What the fuck is that an extension of her back? Lol. Jergin’s lotion is on sale at walmart
12-MS. JAY ALEXANDER is one ugly ass bastard
13-k-ci crack is wack! Leave it alone
14-COUNTESS VAUGHN need to get her money back. Her ass still looks flat
15-tisha Campbell look like a swollen frog
-I always thought jaheim’s shrek looking ass was ugly
-Khia is nothing but a gutter butt ugly dirty ass hodrat.
-ROBERTA FLACK look like the mother of shrek

Now we all know why K-fed left Shar Jackson! What’s the point of being with a black girl with no booty? That’s false advertising! And countess vaughn will get my dick in her ass!

I know Shar Jackson’s ass wasnt ass flat as a pancake on Moesha. WTF Happened?
Isnt Cauntess Vaughn her close friend, They starred un Moesha together. Shar should tell Countess Vaughn(who got butt implants) to help a sista out

Wolo #126

OMIGOD!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Ya’ll Please click on #126. Khia is truly HAMilicious in that pic. Her tities are hideous. What the f@ck was she thinking? Her nipples and areola are bigger than her whole titie. The white guy behind her was disgusted.

hilarious. i been laughing for five minutes before i could type this. black people know just how to tell you about yourself.

countess vaughn’s ass mustve been concave if she paid good money for that ish.

i don’t think kim shouldve been on here. we’ve known for years she had issues with the knife. she ain’t pull nothing new on us this time.vivica could vouch for that.

ms. flack has found some exclusive crack. k ci is on his own down hill spiral.

beverly hasn’t gotten the hood rat completely out her system.

i know you can’t help what body you’re born with but shar could afford to have bought some dove moisture even if it wasn’t on sale.

khia probably has every std from a-z in her saggy chest alone. i wonder if anybody ever was proud of being with her. she needs some jail time.

bug eyed betty from fol 1 shouldve been #2. how some people get on, ill never know.

golden has naturally fukked up features. she just needs a stylist to play them down. thats her new years investment tip from me.

angel u are on point. time for you to get your own show.

can u hav stress marks on your stomach? referin 2 khia…she should of been numba one

o yea who da fuck is beverly poo? what she did in her lifetime?

ALL OF THEM LOOK FUCKED UP REMY LOOKS LIKE A MAN LIL KIM IS A DOPE FIENE STAR JACKSON LOST MAD WEIGHT AND UGLY AS FUCK THEY ALL NEED JESUS IN THEY LIFE

hotie just looks like shes gonna kill u with them scary ass eyes im gonna have nightmears

LMFAO!!!!!! THIS LIST IS TOO FUNNY. ESPECIALLY KHIA, SHE LOOKS SO……WOW, NO WORDS LOL SHE SHOULD’VE BEEN IN THE TOP 15. ANGEL, SHE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE SHE SMELLS, & DID YOU SEE HER TEETH?? THEY GOT F^CKED UP WRITTEN ALL OVER THEM LOL IS IT JUST ME OR DOES BEVERLY POO LOOK LIKE REMY & JANICE COMBS’ DAUGHTER IF THEY WE’RE CAPABLE OF HAVING ONE??? LMFAO!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE BOTH OF THEM PUT TOGETHER WHICH MAKES HER A DOUBLE HOT MESS

*WERE

WHOA!

I’ve seen Tisha look worse, so she aiight in this one.

Yall are crazy! That list was tooooo funny!

I like Serena but she has to have the ugliest weaves.

Ms. Vaugn…well, at least she doesn’t have cellulite.

Tisha…is just not a pretty woman…period.

Ms. Combs…you are not white.

Lil Kim…I know she had to look scarier in person b/c all of your make-up usually doesn’t show on camera.

Khia…my breasts, my tats, my Ugh just like that.

Roberta…you didn’t know if the dogs were walking her…LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao. These are all so Hot Ass Messes.
god dammit. Whats wrong wit dat Hottie’s eyez? thats disgusting..EEWW Beverly Poo n Khia n Roberta Flack all make me throw up.! Remy Ma looks the best out of dem messes.

Thank God dat Wendy Williams is in der cuz she is a hott mess and she had da nerve to talk Shyt about Angie Martinez…Please dat bitch is nasty!! ANGIE IS DA SHYT!!

I agree with everyone on your list especially Golden Brooks, Remy Ma, and Janice Combs. You hit the nail on the head with everyone, but you forgot to add 1.
Why isn’t Mariah Carey on that list?

Very, very good list. I’m impressed lol!! This is a job well done. Khia, please sit down.

these folks on this list are sad…Maaann!! WTF!!

ID theft growing concern for MySpace users
By GARY GENTILE

BW Exclusives

MySpace devotee Kary Rogers was expecting to see a gut-busting video when a friend from the popular online hangout messaged him a link. First, though, he was directed to a page where he was supposed to re-enter his password. Rogers realized that someone was trying to steal his information, and he didn’t take the bait. At best, he would be spammed with junk e-mails; worse, the Web thief might steal his real-life identity.

“I immediately went back and changed my password,” said Rogers, 29, a network analyst for Mississippi State University in Starkville, Miss.

MySpace bills itself as a “place for friends.” Increasingly, it is also a place for unfriendly attacks from digital miscreants on the prowl, luring users to sexually explicit Web sites, clogging mailboxes with spam messages and playing on the trust users have when speaking to “friends” to obtain passwords that could lead to identity theft.

Managing the risks that come with rapid growth is an enormous challenge for MySpace, now part of Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. media conglomerate. The site can’t afford to drive away users, who might defect to one of a growing number of alternative sites, or advertisers, who pay top dollar to reach the growing MySpace audience.

Last month, MySpace inched past Yahoo Inc. in U.S. page views, recording 38.7 billion, according to comScore Media Metrix.

A key reason behind the popularity is its ease. Simply by adding a few lines of computer code, users can create elaborate profiles and personalize them with photos, music and video. A host of communication tools makes it easy to send messages to one person or a whole list of friends, who number into the thousands for some of the more popular MySpace users.

Those same tools can be used by vandals to make it look like an innocent user has sent spam to the same long list of “friends.”

Programmers are writing scripts that take advantage of specific features on MySpace, including “friend request,” where one user asks to be added to another user’s list of buddies.

One recent scam works this way: A spammer posts a number of phony profiles featuring pictures of cute women, often promising nude photos. A “friend request” with the woman’s photo is sent to hundreds of users.

Once the fake profile loads, a blue screen descends, saying the profile is protected by the “MySpace Adult Content Viewer.” Unsuspecting users who try to download the viewer instead get a worm that installs adware on their computers.

Social-networking sites make good targets because of the implicit level of trust users have when they’re interacting with “friends.”

“The ongoing interaction lowers your reservations and security barriers,” said Marc Gaffan, an expert in online fraud and security at RSA, the security division of EMC Corp.

MySpace, which News Corp. bought last year for some $580 million, has recognized the threat and is stepping up security efforts, said Hemanshu Nigam, its chief security officer.

The company is rapidly expanding its team of software engineers, lawyers and other experts who look for suspicious activity, educate users on how to prevent attacks and go after the worst offenders.

Under Nigam’s direction, the company recently formed a Content Assurance Team. Employees post fake profiles on the site, pretending to be vulnerable teens or clueless adults. The profiles are designed to keep tabs on everything from sexual predators to spammers.

MySpace also is preparing to launch a more aggressive education campaign, urging users to take care and use tools that restrict the viewing of their profiles to only trusted sources.

When all else fails, the company is also files civil suits and is increasing cooperation with law enforcement officials.

“We’re trying to take away the ‘cool’ factor of trying to attack us,” Nigam said.

Nigam came to MySpace after stints as a federal prosecutor specializing in child pornography and computer crime cases. He also led security efforts at Microsoft Corp. and the Motion Picture Association of America.

MySpace hired him in May to strengthen security and safety efforts at the site and other Internet properties owned by Fox Interactive media.

“Security is a top priority because it’s critical for our community of users and for our business partners,” Nigam said. “If advertisers feel uncomfortable being on a site that is seen as not as secure, not as safe, then we lose revenue.”

So far, no major damage has been done on the site, although some users, increasingly annoyed by the fake friends and messages, are seeking other social networking alternatives.

“I don’t have this problem on Facebook,” Rogers said, referring to another popular site.

The Internet has weathered several threats over the years, but as users move on, so do the attackers.

Writers of malicious software used to count primarily on e-mail recipients to click on attachments to spread their wares. As e-mail recipients got more savvy, the writers looked to automate the process by exploiting vulnerabilities in e-mail programs, browsers and the Windows operating system from Microsoft Corp.

As those security holes get closed, virus writers are looking elsewhere, including social-networking sites, attractive in part because of their size.

“It’s where the activity is and the attackers play the percentages,” said David Cole, director of security response at Symantec Corp. “They go after the largest market share where there is the most activity.”

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On the Net:

MySpace safety tips:

http://www1.myspace.com/misc/safetyTips.html

WHY?!?!? IS COUNTESS VAUGHAN ON THE LIST?!?!/ COME ON SHE DOESN’T LOOK BAD AT ALL. I THINK ICE T’S WIFE, COCO SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE LIST. AS WELL AS SOLANGE KNOWLES, TRINA, AND LIL’ WAYNE.

Namia might have some fucked up hair styles, but she still fine, I’ll still hit that. She shouldn’t be on that list.

But mostly everyone else is FUCKED UP beyond being able to fix!!!!

Hottie from flav & Lil Kim would give me a heart attack if I saw that face first thing when I wake up.
SCARY SHIT!!!

britney spears/K-fed exscaped this list because?

Khia’s stomach looks loke a map.

I saw Jaheim in concert in this picture at the Essence Music Festival. Believe me we were joking him hard!!!

His hair was straight when he got there but he was sweating so hard that it drew up into an Afro by the time he finished! HAM indeed!!

my bad that should be “like”.

YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD ANGELA BUT I’D GIVE COUNTESS A BREAK!

this is just sad they look lil kim looks so bad