Oh my f^in gosh!! I am speechless. I remember all of these pictures except Roberto Flack. LMAO @ someone saying tha the dogs look better than she does. And Khia need not to open her mouth EVER again. But i am mad with her because she know damn well her grill f^ed up and she got the nerve to smile. WTF? I don’t know what the hell she find so damn funny. Maybe she looking in the mirror and looking at the same thing we looking at. Bottom line…she needs to he shot for looking like that.

^^needs to be

What no Furonda on this list? LOL, good job on this list though.

Bill said:

Khia looks like she has prison experience.
Khia looks like the type of woman that overpowers othere woman, and make them braid her hair (among other things)
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100% TRUE! I’ve been cracking up at all these comments, but Bill’s one had me ROFLMAO! Khia should’ve been #1

What a list..

Hottie- H.A.M is an understatement

Why have Vivica and Lil Kim turned themselves into Black Barbie dolls? They were beautiful before.

KCi looks like some mad uncle who’s rocked up at a party and hijacked the karaoke machine.

I saw Wendy Williams in an Alize ad wearing a crap weave and a leopard-print mini dress that made her look like she drank about 10 bottles before the photoshoot.

You all need to put Shemar Moore on the list also. Ladies if you are in the california area…do not slee with this man. It will be the biggest mistake of your life. And if you have, you need to drive to the nearest clinic and have a pap smear done as someone does not like to use condoms. if you ever go to the toluca lake area in ca, keep it moving. thats all i’m saying. and don’t even think about calling because “I’m dealing with my moms situation right now so lets talk later”. Whatever. I’m making 10 nominations for him on behalf of all the ladies who’ve been stupid enough to go there with him.

Khia,

Is the epidemy of Hoodrat.
Comment:(you can take the rat out of the hood but you can’t that the hood out of the HOODRAT)
THIS GIRL IS GHETTO AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree she looks like she smell.

Why is Tisha Campbell on this list??? There is a huge difference btw a bad pose and being a HAM.

Also, Countess looks “lost”, but she is NOT a HAM. SMDH

Where’s Hoopz???? Where’s the disease known as Flavor Flav and the infection known as New York (nvm)??? Where’s Deelishis & her 20-something yr old self dressed in all RAVE and Rainbow???? Where’s Mama Tina Knowles and all the wonky-eyed, thirsty-blonde weavaliciousness (sic) that is her???? Where’s EVE and all that is her oil-greasy, fake-tan, platinum blonde weaves?

Oh well, u cant plz all the ppl all the time. I like the list, just w/ some inclusions and some exclusions.

Now, on to commenting on the real list:

(1) GIVEN—I learned what HAM meant from CL & Remy Ma
(2)How in the HELL can you look so nice on television and look like a fuckin’ skeleton w/ skin in “real life”? And really, those gf costumers need to upgrade “Mya”’s look.

The foolishness that is Janice—-How can you truly love someone and let them come out of the damn house with that shiny ass bone-str8 hair? The only hair the “we” should be using to “extend” our own is PERM STR8…..leave that other sh1t to the HAMS…oops…hence Janice.

“Neesee”—You DONT do an over the shoulder pose UNLESS YOU HAVE A BOOTY!!!!!!!!! That sh1t looks TRAGIC. Can photoshop enhance the booty..nvm (read: Coco)….and where are Ice-T and CoCo on the list?

Golden Brooks needs a new hairstyle. I always see her with that same long stringy brown weave. Its looks messy.

DAYUUMMMMM!!!!!!!! every last one of them really looks a hot fucking mess! for the new year they should def. try to improve that!

Damn!! Katiebaby81 @ 230 please give us the real deal and let the sistas know.

I must comment that the majority of the list is either currently on or has been on cocaine. Half look high in their pictures.

LMAO #67… and KC.. that one made me giggle… he looks like Dave Chapelle as TYRONE BINGHAM!!! LOL

@230, for real, if you know something that could be life threatening to another person that this man is spreading, he needs to be exposed. Its not defamation if its the truth. This shit has got to stop. People running around here spreading shit like wildfire. In my opinion, you have a responsibilty to inform women, if he is not going to. Now if its just a bitter battle between you all, then theres no need to go there, but if it is something, please put it out there.

Is Beverly Poo Janice Combs’ altered ego?

THATS SHIT WAS TO FUCKIN FUNNY MAN DONT U KNOW HOW US FEMALES PUT MONEY IN OUR BRA VIVICA CAN PUT HERS IN HER TITTIE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HALF OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN PEOPLe THINKIN, STAR JONES MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP ON HER BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURE AND HOTTIE BIG UGLY OWLED EYED EGGS JUST NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM CAMERAS EVERY TIME I SEE HER EYES I LITERAL GET SICK U FICADEALME.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I MET REMY MA LAST THURSDAY..
I HAVE TO SAY SHE IS ALOT CUTER AND THINNER IN PERSON. SHE WAS A WEARING A CORSET TOP WITH JEANS AND THESE REALLY HOT CHOCOLATE PLATFORMS..
HER ATTITUDE WAS STANK THOUGH….

Hey GRLNVA How’s it going? I’m going to set up another email this weekend since I still hvaen’t gotten any pics.

hey 1finedyme. make sure you do that. I’ll check my notes on Sunday.

LAWD LAWD LAWD!!!!!!
HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!

Ok errbody sing-a-long:

give me a break
give me a break

BREAK me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR!!!!!!!

Whew!

OK……. ONE MORE!
WTF is TIsha CAmpbell doing……..
Do any of y’all remember the Martin episode when he goes to his high school reunion and sends Gina for a “make over” and she broke out from the avacado mask…….??????
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT NOW!

Aw okay…………
ONE MORE………..
whoever mentioned FLorida Evans….meant to say……
HAM, HAM, HHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!

I just had to comment on Ms. Khia again. I love her locs and her afrocentric style BUT she exposes wayyyy too much. Her and Remy should get toned up if they’re going to show so much of their bodies.

Khia, her body just look worn out! Her breasts are worn out, her stomach is worn out and you know her **** is worn the hell out!

Lil Kim look like the clown from Saw! Gurl stop with the surgery.

i feel so bad for vivica and lil’ kim. they are so beautiful but constantly keep tearing away at their faces and getting surgery. i’ve seen ONE rare photo of lil’ kim before she started going crazy with the weaves and makeup…and it made me wonder what made her fuck herself up.
oh, and dat shit was funny about khia lookin like she smell….LOLOLOLOL!

Lil’ kim looks like a clown…..she should work at a circus wit dat face.

They all look a fuckin mess

I have laughed for a SOLID hour and now I am crying! THIS IS HAMTASTIC!!! Angel La thanks for this post…oh you did the damn thang putting this one together with the comments. Everyone’s comments were on point and kept me rollin’.

SHAR = A FLOURED LOAF OF WHEAT BREAD
LI’L KIM = THE JOKER FROM BATMAN
HOTTIE = A SERIAL KILLER

Oh, and KCi looks like he’s gone CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY…

i dont care, i like Rem, not everybody is photogenic. And i aint know shar had a body like that, eeeewwww. Her ass (or lack of) is what we call a SQUAMP!

FINALLY WENDY WILLIAMS LOOKS HORRIBLE….I AM GLAD SOMEONE..SAID IT………WITH ALL HER MONEY WHY OH WHY CANT SHE GET A BETTER HAIR STYLIST…LORD JESUS

Not only does Khia look like she smells but the bitch looks like the Grinch Who Stole X-mas. What’s up w/ the strech marks on her belly she is trying to hide wi/ the tats’. I must say when I say Jaheim looking like “I’ll fly away”- I bust out laughing at my desk! All of these fools are wll deserved of their titles. By the way Hottie looks like the Puppetmaster, sorry!

I forgot Serena Williams looks like one of those project chicks from back home in West Palm who goes to the candy lady all day and spend their money on hot sausages and salt/vingear chips! Ewwe Lawd!

I am so glad Sean Combs moms is on there she swear she look young with those dumbass wigs she wears.I did not know Hottie was cocked eyed like that I was confused at first like damn.Khia look like her hygeine is not on point from the hair to her teeth to the nasty ass she looks like she has skid marks all day yuck.Golden know she wrong who lied to her?Are my eyes deceiving me or did K-Fed stress Shar out that her ass disappear.I could have sworn she had some kind of ass.I do not agree in plastic surgery but that is an emergency procedure.Just one question whyyy to Kim and Vivica they really let Hollywood get to them.K-Ci get off that crack and Jaheim braid it up or cut it off cause that look is not working for you.Look I said enough the ones I did not mention just look too fucked up for words!

I don’t think that Countess look that bad actually…I mean, her butt does look flat still, but her skin is smooth looking and even toned. her body isn’t ashy either…I think countess is a cute, short lil chubby young lady….Just my opinion…I mean there were people that looked a whole lot worse.

Yeah, I hate that LIL Kim got that mess done to her. She was beautiful already….I think these stars get bored and just say “I know what I’ll do…I’ll mess up my face, my butt, my breasts!”

hottie looks possessed…her eyes are so big…

Lil kIm needs to take those grey contacts out..I think that would be a 30% improvement for her.

Naima looks borderline homosexual.

Wendy needs to take that weave out and wear a sophisticated short cut.

Star….I knows she got a lot of cellulite and scars, but she look hella better than when she was overweight…I looked at her past photos and whewww she was huge!

I love Wendy Williams bad weave or not! LIL KIM, when plastic surgery go’s terrribly wrong! and KHIA, (shaking my head) What the HELL IS WRONG W/THAT GIRL….OH I KNOW Ghetto hazardous!!!1
lol

All of you people have nothing better to do than make bad comments of people but all that talking is not hurting their pockets when you make as much as they do then goahead but on that comment about khia say it to her face if you are bold enough MIA all the way DON’T HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME B*****

OMG…wtf is up with Hottie’s eyeballs. She looks fugged!

for the woman who commented on Shemar. Can’t you be sued for making such a comment? Why were you having unprotected sex with someone who is not your husband? Where you try to have his child? Make him a premanent attachment? All I can say now is you need Jesus!
You should have never put yourself in that situtation. I know he good looking to a lot of women, including me. But we as women must be carefull and as people we should hold out as long as possible. That is how we stay safe and clean. All women and men need to find love and God’s love first, then you won’t have to deal with the mess of STD’s. How about trying that first.

To the Moderator: If he not apart of this list, why was she allow to make that statement. True or Not.

As for this list of HAM’s, everybody has a bad moment in public life. Some of you have had a HAM moment. I know I have, might be having one right now. It all a matter of opinion. God Bless you all.

PS: I wonder if this will be posted, will it moderator?

GOOD LAWD THIS IS A FUNNY LIST!

To the young lady who commented on Shemar Moore, I would like to say first of all, if you aren’t not being truthful, you should not be making such accusations. Secondly, if you are telling the truth, then it’s your own fault for not being respectful of yourself to practice safe sex. If you’re not going to have the sense to protect yourself, then don’t come on the internet putting people on blast. You have the choice to sleep with someone or not, and in this day and age, having unprotected sex is beyond stupid. You’re very fortunate that a trip to the clinic cleared up whatever you’re claiming was passed on to you. Staying clear of Talouca, CA won’t solve anything, because your irresponsible behavior can be practiced with ANYONE in ANY part of the country……if YOU allow it!

Vivica doesn’t belong on that list. She looks great all the time and I’m tired of people sweating her over her little nips and tucks. So what! The rest of the list, I totally agree! A hot mess they all are.

Also, to the young lady who allegedly “slept” with Shemar Moore. Grow up! Unless you’re in a committed relationship with the man or he gave you an ounce of attention before the “dreaded act”, you knew what time it was before, during, and after. I agree with the poster above. Having unprotected sex is definitely beyond stupid!

katiebaby81 said:
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You all need to put Shemar Moore on the list also. Ladies if you are in the california area…do not slee with this man. It will be the biggest mistake of your life. And if you have, you need to drive to the nearest clinic and have a pap smear done as someone does not like to use condoms. if you ever go to the toluca lake area in ca, keep it moving. thats all i’m saying. and don’t even think about calling because “I’m dealing with my moms situation right now so lets talk later”. Whatever. I’m making 10 nominations for him on behalf of all the ladies who’ve been stupid enough to go there with him.

I would hope that most of the grown women here would be smart enough that even if they were to “sleep” with this man - or any other, that they would appropriately protect themseleves.

If your running from board to board exposing your poor judgement is any indication of your credibility, then you have none

You shouldn’t be nominating him for a HAM, cause from this post alone, you won that crown on so many levels

Get some help, and use better judgement

OH MY DAMN!!!
Remy Ma looks so damn nasty
Lil kim looks like a killer clown
Mrs.Combs got all that money and can’t get a sow in
Vivica Fox got dumped by 50 and went knife crazy
Hottie is a hot ass mess
K-Ci can sing but needs to lay off the pipe.
Ms. Jay…..no fucking comment on that one.
Golden Brooks looks like she got her ass beat and she needs to work on that hair and makeup..where’s her girlfriends when she needs em’?

LMAO A MESS (except countess, she looks gorgeous IMO)

THAT WAS GREAT! Just what I needed…I couldn’t get back to sleep, but reading that and seeing the wreck of photos to go with the posts gave me JUST the laugh/cry I needed to jumpstart my way back to sleep!!!

aaah, classic!

btw…who the hell is “hottie”. I don’t watch “Flavor of Love”, so I guess I wouldn’t know. That bitch looks CRAZY!

LOL!!!!! this SOOOOOOO MADE MY DAY!

whoa da only descent looking one was countess i mean she looks good (no gay type shit) errbody else ewwww hell naw! except for ms.j i like him dats my nigga

Dont K-Ci look like he is singing “Jimmy Crack Corn and I dont care. Jimmy Crack Corn and I dont care….

you must really hate weaves LOL

im sorry, but, that Naima chick is so fugly!

Serena always looks fabulous, whats your problem with her?! *cough*hata*cough*

:-p

#11 and Khia KILL ME!!ahahahaha! contess did look pretty though! And lil kim looord!! Remy needs to stop with tha blonde!!

lol no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

i swear yall gunna get me fired 4rm the military on this site LOL

but yeah they some hot messes 4real

I’m sorry Missy, but I’m sure Serena is a sweet person, but for all her money, her hair is ridiculous! Look at the hair!! She always comes out of the house looking ashy as hell. I don’t think people are personally hating on her, it’s just that I’m sick of see her in busted ass weaves and clothes that don’t fit. Are you Serena?! Lol! If you are baby, please hire a stylist. No more ashy feet and dry ass weaves.

I CAN’Y BELIEVE MY NIGGA KIM IZ ON THA LIST
-HATAZZZZZ

my god

and why is remy concieted again?

all them look at hot as mess especially khia nasty ass

OMG LIL KIM FACE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! I seriously had 2 scroll up cause it was unnaturally creepy >_

Months later, this shit still makes me laugh.

at first i thought the list would be all females
but thanks for putting kc on the list…that made me laugh outloud, and jaheim…wow

roberta flack looks like big red from the five heartbeats

all these bitches are busted, remy looks bad most of the time but i dont think she should’ve been # 1 not with chicks like serena williams roberta flack, lil kim, star jones and hottie in the line up khia should’ve been # 1 she looks stankadankdank.lolol

w0oow………. damnz dat gurl from charm skewl # 3 wtf iz dat!!!! luk lyk her eyez bout ta pop out her head.. nd wtf happend ta lil kim she used ta be pritty nd now she lukz fuked up daz wuh she gettz for gettin dat plastic surgery dai fuked her up lol.

Are you sure that Naima shot wasn’t of her twin sister? Her twin sister is the one with the shaved head. But Maybe it IS her. If so, it’s a shock. She was one of my favorites of the top model winners. Nice article though.

I was listening to a Khia song and when I saw her guess what I did? DELETE

LOL!!! I seen Jaheim pic…LOL LOL! Khia look nasty! Remy Ma always got a jack up hairstyle. Hottie pic scares me LOL! Ms. Jay… well… UGH!

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noooooooo wayyy
HOTTIE SHUD B NUMBA 1 ..HER WEAVE IS A MESS ..HER FACE ,HER CLOTHES ..SHE’S DESERVES THE TOP SPOT..SHE THE WORST THERE …

Roberta Flack looks like Rick James younger brother!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

OH MY GOD WAT HAPPEN TO HER BOOTY. IT SO BIG. AND WAT IS WRONG WIT VIVICA.A FOX BOOB.AND LIL KIM FACE LOOK NICE THEN LOOK FUNNY.TISHA CAMPBELL LIPS IS SO BIG. IM NOT SAY THATS UGLY BUT IM HAPPY THEY DONT LIKE THAT BIG NOW.HOTTIE YOU NEED TO JUST CLOSE THEM EYES.BECUZ THATS HARDABLE AND THOSE OUTFITS IS TOO.GOLDEN BROOKS IS VERY PRETTY BUT WATS UP WIT HER HAIR.THAT LOOK A HOT MESS.THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY AND ALL THAT IS TO IT.

Oh my God! They need some serious help…and a lot of prayer!

congradualations you are a hater