Pic # 8 just reminded me to pick up some cottage cheese after work.

Poor Shar. She didnt have anyone to lotion her back. I didnt know she didnt have an ass.

Lmao @ jaheim

I AGREE with this list EVERYONE on it is a CERTIFIED HOT FLAMING ASS MESS!

In the words of Florida Evans….DAMN DAMN DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

all of them should be #1 they look autrocious!

I just threw up all over my keyboard….

THANKS CL!

I must disagree with only 1 thing on your list and that is:
#1 Remy no-no
#2 Remy no-no left nasty ass cheek
#3 Remy no-no right nasty ass check
#4 Remy no-no Rick James Inspired crinkly/2-tone Tracks
Yes that special Hamness deserves a spot of their own.
and so forth, and so on…

Go Remy!! I love you Ma!!

LOL. I remember somebody said Jaheim look like a crooked preacher in that pic.LOL. “yyyyyyyeeesssss-aaaaa! LOL

DAMN mayne wat is up wit dese celebs wit all da plastic surgery. Sumbody’s nose is gon fall off and lips too if they keep it up.

I can’t even look at Vivica A Fox no more her face is GONE…..(pow)
~B~

Nice List Angel.
Excellant Work as always..
We appreciate you sis !!!

Angel, If I could add just one person to the HONORABLE mention List, I would add:

Khia !!
Angel, Remember when you posted her CD Cover with all of her Mug shots & various pictures ??

Merry Christmas Angel !
Merry Christmas Concrete Loop Fam !!

Happy New Year y’all.
Talk to you in ‘07…I’m on vacation until January 2nd !!!

Ohhhh #3 eyes are makin my stomach turn…What the hell is wrong with her and am I the only one who thinks that Jaheim looks like the drunk uncle of the family?LMAO

LOL. I remember somebody said Jaheim look like a crooked preacher in that pic.LOL. “yyyyyyyeeesssss-aaaaa! LOL good job Angel LA!

@ Bill. Tell me why I had Khia’s picture ready, but forgot to post it. LOL!! I added it though.

It’s so sad when something like this is sooooo true!!

I done choked about 3 times!! This is not a good post to look at while you are masticating.

nevermind Angel,
I saw the Pictures of Khia !!!

* For some reason I got stuck staring at the pictures of Venus & Serena Williams.

It’s the Third Week in LENT, and the Christmas season, so I’m TRYING to behave myself and refrain from saying anything bad……

I’ll just say that Jesus is Lord over evrything, and we are ALL his children..Even the people pictured above……

LMFAO @ Remy Ma & her clam chowder thighs, Vivica A. Fox & the breast implants that we all know she has, Hottie who isn’t hot at all, Naima looking like Rufus from Kim Possible (she used to be pretty), that thing Jay Alexander, Lil’ Kim lookin’ like the seed of Chuckie, & Serena for never wearing undergarments.

Wendy Williams looks ok in the 1st pic; not so ok in the 2nd pic. And Shar Jackson needs St. Ives & quick.

LMAO!!!

Money just does not go as far as it use to.

only one i actually like is wendy and tishia, those my g’s, but forget the rest of them

LMAO!!

number 3 look like she saw a ghost. her eyes are just out there. its so so so so so so so so sooooooooooooooo funny.

I am at work laughing loud as hell, people looking at me like I am crazy. When I saw K-Ci with his leg perched up I lost it!!

Are Hottie’s eyes permanently stuck like that?
Are Janice Combs & Beverly Poo long lost sisters?
Is it me or is Naima’s hairline in the middle of her head?
Is K-Ci the 1st ever crack baby?
Does Vivica really have a dent in her breasts ?
When u see Khia does the Too $hort song ” Nasty Bitc* play in your head?
Are Lil Kim & Serena actually their own brothers?

Can’t wait for the WTF list to come out!!!

UHHHH!!!! I think I need a hot shower with some turpentine soap after looking at this.

LOL angel! you definitely hit the nail on the head!

Thanks for these images! My coworkers must think I’m crazy for laughing like I am.

But seriously, I’m shaking my head at some of these folks. You have the chance to mess up ‘once’, but these are some serious REPEAT OFFENDERS!

Thanks for the laugh!

-Tbrown

LOL SOME WOMAN NEED TO REALLY LOOK UNDER THEY ARMPITS BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE. I CANT STAND TO SEE SOLID DEODERANT ON FEMALES. ITS NOT CUTE. CLEAR IS CHOICE LADIES. AND SAUCER EYES. OMG I ALMOST GOT FIRED LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE. SHE LOOK LIKE A FAT WOMAN LOOKING FOR A ROCK AND WITH SOME BACON GRITS AND EGGS. K CI LOOKS LIKE HE DAMN SURE IS ABOUT TO GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN. THOSE ARE THE WORST PICTURES I HAVE EVER SEEN OF KIM. I MEAN SHE SHOULD OF STAYED IN THE HOUSE. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE.

I CAN’T STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!ROFL~!

I think I’m going to have a nightmare tonight when I go to sleep after viewing these pictures. lol HOT-DAMN!!!

lmaoooooooooooooooo!!! this list is beyond on point. great job!

A bunch of fried crispy ass hell messes. I tell you people aint right. Everybody need to be slapped for even allowing themselves to be photographed for looking like that. Damn shame.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

THIS IS A GREAT LIST!!! I wished I thought of that one. You had the right order too…They are skankalicious!!!

OMG AND KHIA LOOKS GHETTO AS ALL GET OUT. STUFF FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE. ALMOST MADE ME GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE GASP I MADE AT WORK. WOW.

Yo where is shar’s ASS!!????? come on now she had to be uncomfortable with so little on and such dry ass skin…KHIA almost made me throw up i had to scroll past it..im serious i tasted bile! whats good with ya girl lil kim looking likt the “tiger lady”( i know you remember her)

LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL!!! THESE ARE REALLY HOT ASS MESSES
REMY MA- NEVER LOOKS CLASSY

#3- LOOKS CRAZY, WTF IS WRONG WITH HER EYES

LIL KIM- SAD

VIVICA FOX- MESSED UP HER BEAUTIFUL FACE, and aging process (she don’t know black women age beautifully, naturally!!!)

SHAR JACKSON- HAS A SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS FIGURE

ROBERTA FLACK- LOOKS LIKE A DAMN MAN!!!!!!!

angel la this is a hot list!! i’m sittin here at work(slow day) LMAO!!!!

i almost forgot about some of them- the sad thing is, they all knowingly walked out of there homes looking like that ACTUALLY BELIEVING that they were hooked!! LMAO!!!!

ANGEL.LA YOU ROCK!!! OMG, THIS LIST IS THE CRAAAAAAZIEST AND SO ON POINT… OMG, I CAN’T STOP ROLLING…

Mannnn. This is just too much HAM in one day. My stomach hurts! Literally

Khia should have been number 6

The Hell????@ jahiem, gina, remy… Man the whole damn list HAhahahahaHA yall did good with this this

LLLOOOLLL @K-CI
I CAN’T HELP BUT LOOK AT K-CI AND THINK BACK TO ONE OF THOSE MARTIN EPISODES!!!!!!
LLLOOOLLLL

THIS JUST MADE MY DAY
**thanks cl for the laugh***

LMAO this list was funny as hell…everyone on there deserved to be there…no surprise who was no #1 she always look a hot ass piss tale mess! And khia always look like she stink! That Jaheim picture cracks me up everytime I look at it!

Good Job on the list!

LIL KIM OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT HAVE REAL FRIENDS!!!!!

IS ANYBODY TELLIN HER THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS!!!!! WTF!!!!

Damn Angel.LA your list is completely wrong and out of order I so disagree you suck. J/K taking a stab at all the idiots who lost their minds in the couples post.

Roberta Flack looks more like Robert Tyrone Flack Jr. Gawd the years have not been good to her/him.

I think that is a dent in Vivicas tit. So sad. Some of these people look like they should have flies orbiting their bodies.

SHARS BEHIND IS FLATTER THAN A CUTTING GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. LMAO

GENESISBABY I LOVE THAT PIC OF SNOOP!

SORRY ALL I MEANT TO SAY CUTTING BOARD.

i’d still give it all to countess i’d still break that back in half.

Hey y’all
You forgot Dennis Rodman, now if he isn’t worthy then I don’t know what!!
The rest are the devil’s spawn alright!!!

Countess Vaugh looks GOOD! Yall tripping.

Ya’ll are right on the money with all these hot ass messes. But Khia shoulda made the top 10 in place of Countess Vaughn, she’s a terrible mess.

ROLMAO!!!!

Angel.La, what a hilarious list! Keep it up Girl!

I can’t stop laughing at the K-Ci pic
You made my day

These kids of mind been running me crazy…lol

oh my I almost choked on my chicken…this list is the truth.

Great Job Angel La!!! You hit it dead on the head. I think you should have a most improved list for next year. I think Vivica Foxx will improve in 07. Dayum, Wendy, you are my friend in my head, but you need to get a stylist for that hair and makeup !!!!
Thanks for the laugh Angel la !!!!

Thanx yall. LMAO.

@56. That’s a good idea! I will do that to see if anyone has improved. thanx girl.

Are you sure that is Roberta Flack?! Ooooh My!

They all looked fine, what is the problem?

Angel-La.

Girl me and my co-workers are about to get fired from laughing so hard at these crazy hot mess heffas.

Lil Kim:
Damn, it look like somebody hit her in between her eyes with a football.

Golden Brook:
Gawd, CRACK IS WACK!!!, CRACK IS WACK!!!. Ya’ll she her armpits? Ewwww!!

Tisha Campbell:
She so funny on tv, But it looked like she was eating a sour patch.

Beverly Poo:
God, Have mercy on us all, Please. I think I just saw the sign of the apocalypse, lol.

Roberta Flack:
That’s a damn shame when the dogs look better than you!

Shar & Countess:
Shar need to consult Countess’ ass doctor to hook her up. Shar is depleted in ass, lol.

Remy Ma:
She farted and her pants burned off, lol.

Khia:
Need to dip her nasty ass in a hot tub of ammonia. Mr. Clean can’t save her ass, Ewwwww.

lol @ 49,,,I was wondering…

Don’t you guys think Countess V. & Hottie could be long lost sisters?/?? Heehee. Just a thought

I’d never seen some of these pis! My GOD they all lokk horrendous! You definintely picked the worst of the bunch, for real! Great job, so funny, lol.

GOOD JOB ANGEL LA THAT WAS HILAROUS

LOL at this one! Whats up CL fam! U did a good job Angel. Im speechless. These clebs (and non-celebs) have all this money so why cant they get their look together? And yes we all have our OFF days but the majority of these HAM’s look like HAM’s all the damn time! I like Naima so Im sad she cant get it together. I like Remy too and am sad she cant get it together. You would think their best friend, management, mama or SOMEBODY would tell them the real deal. And HOTTIE HOTTIE HOTTIE! SMH (smh=shakin my head). At least Vivica has stopped (for the moment at least) on her surgery spree. And u were right about Kim. She really is a beautiful sista. She has me worried. SMH SMH SMH! lmao

ahhh hell to the fk’g naw… i can’t! i quit this
b!tch (2 times).

that’s my first look at Jaheim and I’m shocked, lol! Hot list, Angel.la! you forgot about michelle williams.

Jay Alexander is the flyest bytch on the list…that’s sad!

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

that was a good one

OMG!!! This is soooo funny! Hottie is unreal, I mean out of this world, literally. Shar is the posterchild for bad body females and I can’t begin to comment on the stretch mark mess that Khia has shown us.

HOT DAMN DAMN DAMN

One day I’m going to fullfill my life long dream and direct a movie…..

If I was to do a movie about Women in Prison (That would be a great title..”Women in Prison” !!), I would want my movie to star KHIA….

The reasons:
Khia has tat’s all over her body that exemplifies a Ghetto Personna at it’s finnest and says:
“Im a Thug Chick, and I WILL cut you if necessary”
Khia looks like she has prison experience.
She looks like she can handle herself during hand to hand combat…
Khia looks like the type of woman that overpowers othere woman, and make them braid her hair (among other things)

Pray my strength in the Lord..

Happy New Year Concrete Loop Family & Merry Christmas !!!

i CANNOT STOP LAUGHIN!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
DAMN U RGT ON THE MONEY W/ THIS LIST!!!

LOL@ JAHIEM AND KHIA’S TEETH!!! AND THAT BABYMAMA STOMACH SHE ROCKIN IN THAT WHITE SHIRT!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!

HOLY HOT DAMN!!!!!!!! I KNEW REMY WOULD BE #1. SHE IS THE BIGGEST HAM TO EVER WALK THE EARTH UP-RIGHT. LOVES THIS LIST!

FLAVOR FLAV IS LUCKY HE DIDNT GET POSTED ABOUT MUCH BECAUSE I BET HE WOULD GET ENOUGH COMMENTS TO MAKE THE LIST. THERE IS ALWAYS 2007 THO.

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO ON POINT!!!!

DAMN, I AINT NEVA REALIZED THAT SHAR AINT GOT NOT A NAN NUTTA PIECE OF ASS!!!!! LOL!!!

ARE THOSE “NOTTIE’S” REAL EYES??? NO, SERIOUSLY?? AND YES, I MEANT “NOTTIE”… THAT CRAZY BITCH AINT NO DAMN HOTTIE!!!! …… I MEAN I REALLY CANT STOP LAUGHIN HERE!!!

MAN ON MAN THE HAMS HAVE LANDED!!!!

OH THAT JAHEIM PICTURE IS KILLING ME IM AM IN TEARS…

I LOVE IT…LOL…

#13: K-CI KNOW HE NEEDS SLAPPED FORM THINKING HE CAN TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT..LOL…

Beverly Poo look like the lady name Cruela Devil.
That shit is too funny, good job on the list Remy Ma needed to be #1

THESE FOLKS MAKE YOU TOUCH YOUR FACE WHILE YOU LOOKING AT THE PICTURE MAKING SURE NOTHING OUT OF PLACE FROM LAUGH…

LOL

GOTTA LOVE IT

OMG!!!!!!!! DEM PIX IS HIDIOUS!!! OMG….ESP #10 , #1, DAMN NVM ALL OF THEM FUGLY…OMG

I have no comment the pictures explain it all

This list was FUNNY as hell, i just threw up in my mouth.

every single one of these HAM’s deserves to be on this list!

$10 wash-(or not)and-go”weaves”, deodorant stains, dilapadated boobs, sideburns–yikes! Lil’ Kim looks like a reject kewpie doll, Hottie’s just CRACKED OUT, Serena–dayum! Wendy William’s crazy self lookin a hot mess as usual (40 is NOT the new 20,25) Naima, you even have Ashanti laughing at you. Of course Khia’s on here (surprise!) those Bert eyebrows speak for themselves. K-Ci, you need to sit your skinny, old ass down at Denny’s or somethin b/c its not working for you. Does anyone else think that Beverly Poo or whoever she is look like a ghetto Cruella DeVille? All we need to complete this list is Flava Flav’s pic up on here. Uggh, someone lock these BUSTED clowns up somewhere.

Countess don’t look that bad…not like the others…

Lol…that was a good list….entertaining yet so true. They all deserved to be on the top 15 HAMS list.

LMBAO…OMG..I COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. BUT I THINK WHITNEY HOUSTON SHOULD HAVE BEEN ADDED.

All I have to say is that I 100% agree with everyone of those peeps that made the list……they are look a hot mess…..

poor hottie needs to see a doctor the pupils of her eyes are not centered - medical prob definitely,
The other women have no excuses.

Remy in the first pic looks like she’s swamgin’ her weave so vigorously she could strangle you by the throat with it if you were unfortunate enough to get toooooo close!

Lil Kim looks like joker in the 1st pic!

shim jay kill me wiff dem dick suking lip him and jay z cud brothers lololol

WOOOOOW! lol

remember when vivica was on wendy williams swearing up and down she hadnt done anything to her face, what is it with the lying in hollywood, I would just rather a “look its nobodys business what I did with my face” but they just decide to lie? I dont get that.

Dont miss jay remind you of that ugly little girl you went to school with.

LMFAO!!!! Omg this post is just too funny.

Is Roberta Flack on crack????? I’m not trying to be ugly, just asking. I mean she looks sort of like Whitney did for a while.

Angel!!!!! this list has me rollin!!!!!!! LMFAO. wow!

MISS JAY REMINDS ME OF A BLACK CARICATURE FROM THE LATE 1800’s. THAT IS AN AWFUL IMAGE TO RESEMBLE!!!!!
DARNIT MISS JAY!!!!!! BUT YOU ARE A TRUE MESS! LOL

oh my god…too funny. Angel u on point with every single one of these…the sad part is Wendy Williams probably looks the most decent out of all of them.

LIL KIM AND VIVICA HAVE GONE INTO THE ABYSS AND THERE IS NO WAY BACK!

HAHAHAHAHA! This list is tooo funny! I prolly spit on my computer screen atlest 2wice…atleast!

Oh lawdddddddddd I can’t stop laughin !!!!!

Good job wit the list. There people have no fashion sense whatsoever. Thats pathetic

Khia looks SOUR!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOO.. CL’S the best at this shit!

i think khia should be up there lol AND I DID NOT KNOW HOTTIE HAD A LAZY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i agree wit everything else

SHARS ASS LOOKS LIKE A STACK OF FLAP JACKS,BOX CAR ANNIE SHAPED ASS!!!!! BUT COUNTESS’S ASS LOOKED GOOD BEFORE SURGERY!!!!!!THE REST OF THESE BITCHES ARE JUST FUCKED UP!!!!!

WHAT KIND OF AN INDIVIDUAL TAKES THIS MUCH PRIDE IN DOWNPLAYING OTHERS, I DON’T KNOW. THIS WHOLE WEBSITE IS PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these pics are too funny, but why does roberta flack look like she’s morphed into a robert flack??? i was starin at the pic for ages tryin to spot womanly features

look at the cast of moesha… the main teenagers, neicey (shar jackson) is a hott mess, moesha (brandy norwood) looks like a hot mess too much for what she’s achieves, kim (countess vaughn) is a hott mess… what was that guys name who played hakeem… will R.I.P to him. then compare it to sister sister, everybody be lookin fine, whats up with that???

i cant beleive remy ma is number 1, i think there are more deserving contestants

the dude who played hakeem didnt die

LOL @ K-Ci. Khia should never smile or show those saggy boobs again. I can’t believe Lil Kim looks in the mirror and think she looks good, she was so cute and still looks okay if she stops putting all that mess on her face.

i actually think countess looks nice in the second picture

@ 110. Yes he did.

HAHA@ Ms. Jay, Hottie looks so fucking ridiculous. Roberta Flack should be ashamed of herself.

LMAO!! Well put together! I agree COMPLETELY!

wow Umm :-)) Oh-hell-naaw! lol Oh no

First of all Remy looks like Rick James in that second pic…Poor Golden between the weave the uneven skin and that deoderant spot under her arms….she looks like hell to the naw…Hottie’s weave looks pasted on and her eyes look like she was starring into a bright light..Lil Kim plastic surgeon should be fired and thrown out of the country…Serena is really a man…Vivica is using Lil Kim’s plastic surgeon..Mamma Combs has been a mess for the last 10 or 11 years there is no helping her…Star- I’m still speechless…but i guess if gay Al likes it that’s all that matters….Wendy got stuck on a tanning bed….Niama is just losing her damn mind…Shar will pretty much take any attention u give her ashy and all….I actually like Ms. Jay and expect him to dress like this…K-Ci is trying his hardest to get back into the spotlight…Countess is trying to ecscape 227..Tisha has been to too many botox parties….Jaheim should just cut it off..Khia shouldn’t show her neck or her back…I’m not gon even believe that is Roberta…and Beverly Poo just looks like Poo-Poo

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BOUT PEE’D ON MY SELF GOT DAMN! SMH@ JAHEIM, STAR ASS AND THE LONG BACK ON SHAR, OMGGGGGGGG AND DAT LAST PIC IS SCARY, SHE LOOK LIKE 101 DALMATIONS!

Tisha shouldn’t be on the list!!!

I LOVE U Ms.JAY and Wendy!!!

Jaheim reminds me of a POLISHED Don King

Khia knows she wrong for havin them stretch marks hangin out the sides of that bathing suit looking top!!!

Everyone else can go to hell!!!

I used to LOVE Tisha Campbell. Now, she done fell off like Humpty Dumpty. K-Ci, bruh, you look like a drunk cancer patient at a party. What a mess, all of ‘em.

Great list, but damn these pictures are horrible…especially Remy, Khia, Hottie, Golden, and Lil Kim. lol

WHY SHAR???? WHY???????????

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And why did she turn around to pose like she has an ass??? LMAO!!

HAHAHA!! I love it, and great now I’m gonna have nightmares from that Naima Pic courtesy of CL…lol

Why New York wasn’t on this list Angel.La??? And Flava need to be right behind her too! Lol

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Angel…. girlllllll this list was so on point I had to put a link to it on the stunnastyle.com site… You are soooooo right…. they all are H.A.M’s…

http://janetjackson.emifo...ndex.php?showtopic=349922

hahahaha

http://img.photobucket.co...49/Strangevision/khia.jpg

-lil kim used to be so pretty, now she fuck*d her self up
-remy is the epitome of ghetto fab
-k-ci looks like a straight up crackhead trying to perform a gig for a dollar
-hottie needs to get her eye game straight
-shar is the one that needs butt implants
-golden brooks,no words

Beverly Poo? I don’t know who the hell she is, but she needs to be on that list. DAMN!

them tats that khia got make her look dirty, damn shame.

****STANDS UP AND APPLAUDS LIST!!!!****

STANDING ‘O! Angel, this list is CRAZY!!! Girl, you just have no idea how hard I’ve had it today. Damn near had a nervous breakdown, but you made my day! I needed this laugh. This is HILARIOUS!!! Your comments are off-the-hook! ROFLMBAO!!!

This posting would rival hotghettomess.com LOL

Great job. Honestly, my one and ONLY surprise was that FLAVOR FLAV was not #1, and worst, didn’t make the list. Not criticizing the list (I understand how you made it), I’m just saying I’m shocked he didn’t even crack the list, cuz we all know he is a ghetto fabulous H.A.M every doggone day.

LOL,

IS ALL I CAN SAY!!!!!

I am laughing too hard to comment at the moment. I’ll be back. Bwahahaha!!!!!!

STILL LAUGHING. I went back and read people’s comments. ROFLMAO!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LOL This is a good laugh.

Yeah, you most def’ outdid yourself on this one.

Oh My Damn……this is the funniest post yet.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn this list is funny as hell. omg most of the ppl on that list have to much money to look like a damn HAM. puffy tell ur mom to put ur money to good use boy. her old ass looks really horrible she should kno better.

but yo that k-ci pic really had me rolling he looks so crackish its a damn shame. and his ass is performing. he needs to check his ass into re-hab insteade of gyrating all up and down that stage like that.

And Shar ur ass shoul kno better then to bring ur self outside with some ashy ass elbows. she really shouldnt eve have that damn shirt on.

I LOVED THIS HAM LIST. it can really do wonders for the self esteem especially on those days when u just dnt give a fuck. u can look at this list and say to urself at least i dnt look like that. lol

Damn!!! Times 20!!

What about Trina?

oUT OF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE KHIA IS THE MOST TORE UP PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE…. IT JUST GIVES ME CHILLS

why does hottie look like she isnt real??? oh an star jones just needs 2 kill herself,ive never seen sumone who looked better fat,lol

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo @ jahiem goin to tha same hair stylist as al sharpton smh. . .times is rough i guess damn shame!

LoL @ shar . .she got a ashy back . .how u gon have a ashy back tho LMaO

Iono how Khia even getz play from anybody . .she looks unsanitary like a str8 up hoodrat!

damn, i didnt notice the length of remy’s weave!! DAYUM!!! WAT IS THAT …uuuuhhhhh72 inch yaki ?/ lol

Roberta Flack shouldn’t be on this list…I doubt she thought she was a paparazzi target and just was doing her thing. I come out the house like that to go to the store, thank God the paparazzi aren’t after me!
Everyone else more than deserved their inclusion. I think Mariah Carey could have been on here also.
Li’l Kim and Vivica…what a shame….it’s funny i see women with natural hair and no makeup on that put them to shame. It’s sad what Hollywood makes you feel you have to do to look good.

I once thought plastic surgery was a white chick thing and sistas just live healthy and they would age well (cause we do). Then I realize it was a hollywood thing and it’s so competative and twice as bad for a black women . But this surgery shit is getting crazy . What the fuck are these surgeons suppose to be making them look like . And they pic these features ………. I’m waiting for some chick to be on an award show and see her face fall clear ,clear the fuck off while accepting an award . And finishing up her speech while her face is picked up and held by an assistant !

This list is the funniest thing I read all year. Everybody on this list deserved to be on here especially Hottie(that bitch was a mess when she thought that the chicken button on the microwave actually cooked chicken. Countess was the only person who really looked worth something.

Lil Kim looks like a fuckin blow up doll with all that shit on her face.

Khia always looked nasty a tub of bleach and ammonia would do her just fine.

I guess somebody forgot to tell Remy that she ain’t a size 1 and if you gon wear coochie cutters make sure your ass doesn’t look like cottage cheese.

Wendy Williams is man and eventually it will come out. Somebody please tell her pink lip stick ain’t for her or that nappy ass horse weave.

Good looking out Angel La! You did a good job on this list.

MS JAY SHOULDNT BE ON THERE HE BE FIERCE! EVERYONE ELSE IS A GOOD PICK!

k.ci
i just want to print that photo and carry it in my purse. if anyone i know is having a rough time, i will show them that photo and we WILL laugh, heartily and forget ALL of our troubles in seconds!

K-CI LOOKED LIKE HE HAD A LEG CRAMP OR SOMETHING. I’M STILL LAUGHING. YEAH, ON A RAINY DAY, I’M COMING BACK TO HIS PIC FO SHO!

ANGEL LA - It is 5:30 in the morning and you got me waking up the whole damn house laughing LOL. This post is GREAT and your commentary is off the chain!

I don’t think Roberta Flack should be on here, anybody can have a bad day from time to time, she usually carries herself beautifully- very classy lady. Angel.La she should be removed unless you have more pics of her looking bad on a consistant basis. Now you’re on point with the rest of them, & what happened to the pic of k.c. with the bird/pixie/al sharpton hairdo.

This list is on point but I think Flavor Flav needs to be on here…LOL..he know he be lookin str8 crazy at times..hehehe..But damn Vivica and Kim what really happened there?

I agree with #51, Dennis Rodman deserves a mention, other than that, youa re on poin!!

Whoops meant “you are on point”!!

SHE’S A GREAT PERSON TO KNOW…………….THE PICS JUST AREN’T A GOOD LOOK……..I STILL LIKE HER

i couldnt wait for this list. lookin at all the hamtastical people of ‘06 is just wonderful. imma miss ‘06. *tear*

Hope you’re happy now CL- you done gone and blinded me now. Lord that was HAMtastic!

This is sooo wrong…I am cracking up. My fave is the one of Wendy holding the sign and Angel getting creative with it. All those ppl need to be on there.

Wow all I gots to say is WOW!!!

Lol…this is ON POINT!

you know what thisz list isz on point gurl! Jim Jonesz’ BALLIN prolly came out too late to put on thisz list b/c everybody know that that wasz the song lol

Um..85. You need a full length mirror before calling anyone else a ham. Indeed, those listed are hot ass messes-funny as hell too. But you sho’ll is giving Golden Ham a run for her money with that circa 1985 Salt-N-Pepa coif.

*Aaahh, PUSH IT..Aaaah PUSH IT..P-P-PUSH IT REAL GOOD (new remix by S-N-P featuring ALSGYRL on the 1s and 2s)

LMBAO!!!!! Hoe, welcome to a 2006 and update that busted ass ‘do before you comment on ennybody..

Frank Waters said:
K-Ci, bruh, you look like a drunk cancer patient at a party. *****************************************************

That shit almost made me fall out of my chair!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL

Oh yea #149!!. Angel.la PLEASE add that pic of
K-Ci with the waterfall/perm/flip so some of the newcomers can see that he is consistantly a HAM.
Dat shit was funny as hell!!!!

Wait….Is Beverly Poo a woman? I am so agreeing with this list. Happy Holidays everyone…..

Khia’s face, teeth, hair, and stretch marks…UGH!!!!!!!

LMAO!!! (all the way on the SCROLL down!) HILARIOUS! & I agree with every single one!

REMY MA: needs to either get rid of the COTTAGE CHEESE ass and theighs, or start covering it up!

GOLDEN BROOKS: she was a H.A.M. back in these photos, but she is one that truly improved shortly after these pics was taken.

HOTTIE: needs a breast LIFT. Because to have DOUBLE D or TRIPLE D breasts is one thing, but when they are FLABBY, or drop to your WAIST and knees when the BRA comes off that is just NASTY

LIL KIM: is my girl!! She comes from where I come from & the whole 9. But for the year 2007, she needs to hire a REAL MAKE-UP ARTIST, & WARDROBE STYLIST. (or learn to professionally apply make up her own self!

SARENA WILLIAMS: She needs to STOP PLAYING, and GET IT TOGETHER! Her and VENUS are plain REDICULOUS! c’mon now.

VIVICA: was a H.A.M for a while this year, but LATELY, I am glad to see that she has IMPROVED “ALOT” before this year finished. her face & lips looks better, her breast implants are not HARD like ROCKS anymore. (APPLAUSE)

JANICE COMBS: She needs to call up “PATTI LABELLE”, and take up some MAKE-UP & HAIR ADVICE. Those HORRIBLE blonde WIGS, & CONTACTS are TERRIBLE. Somebody should have told her “something”.

WENDY: LOL. For 2007 she needs NEW HAIR (that’s CALM) & to stay stay out of the PLASTIC SURGEONS OFFICE.

KHIA: this CHICKEN HEAD, has NO SHAME! When you have STRETCH MARKS from a previous PREGNANCY–it is far from cute to EXPOSE them. Since you didn’t prevent them prior to being pregnant, cover them up because they are permamnent! She loos so nasty. uuuugh!

I agree wit this list all the way! Remy AND golden brooks should have shared that #1 spot!! LMAO, they look a hot mess!

My top 5 HAMs from this list are:
(in definite order)

*Serena Williams
*Remy Ma
*Lil Kim
*Hottie
*Naima

because they are just hard to look at.

Uh Angel La,
You did great with the post, but what’s up with the no warning before clicking on the post sign. LOL

Ok, So I Finally Saw Dreamgirls… And SOHH Soulful Top 5

Yesterday I went to the “Dreamgirls” Roadshow. You know the one where you pay $25 for this Broadway theater effect. The $25 includes a 50 page color booklet, no previews, an authentic movie poster and some other random swag.

I’ll just break down what I thought of people’s performances.

- Eddie Murphy: Amazing.

- Jamie Fox: Good job

- Anika Noni Rose: My favorite in the movie. She deserves more praises.

- Jennifer Hudson: Great voice, not an actress. She steals her scenes because the movie was written to glorify that role. Amongst the ensemble cast she was just OK. Great voice, but playing the role of an angry black woman doesn’t garner the acclaim she is getting. And I don’t begrudge her any success, but I expected a whole lot more based on her hype.

Beyonce: Not as bad as they say. She nails the essence of Diana Ross. Nails it. Not Sasha, not Beyonce but Diana. And dammit if pretty is a talent, the she got it…. hands down.

The other members of the cast did their thing as well. But to all those that are in love with J. Hud and throwing daggers at Bey need to slow their roll and think about it first. Both Jennifer and Beyonce are playing themselves essentially. So if you see this film don’t let your heartstrings for the character or the characters triumph keep you from seeing that everyone carried their weight and Bey is far from just a pretty extra.

thank you i needed a good laugh for my b-day

oh my damn, i can’t even comment on these pictures.

I Will Have To Buy A Vowel BCuz “O” My God!!! LOL!!!

yeah they all look like shit

Uh..167, in case you haven’t noticed, this post is not about Dreamgirls. I could really give a f*ck less. Boy, stans are ridiculous!!! You paid $25 for that bullshit???? Oh my god, so, what did you spend on ya mama for Christmas? You dropped some change at the local Dollar General store, huh? That’s sad.

The movie and it’s stars are so OVERRATED, OVEREXPOSED, OVER-HYPED, OVERPAID and any other “over” I forgot to mention.

Geez, get a f*ckin life!!! Get off Bee’s, Jennifer’s, Jamie’s, Eddie’s and Diana’s sexual genitalia!!!!

THESE CELEBRITIES MAKES MONEY AND MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK A HOT ASS MESS LIL KIM IS UGLYYYYYYYYYYY

THEY ALL ON DRUGS FOREAL ITS A SHAME THEY GOT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUT DONT KNOW WHAT TO WITH THEY MONEY BESIDES SNIFFING AND GETTING IMPLANTS SAD ASS PEOPLES WHEN THEY CAN BE GIVING SOME MONEY TO THE YOUTH HELPING THESE DAMN KIDS , STOP KILLING EACH OTHER. YALL FEEL WHAT IM SAYING RIGHT ?????

LMAO!! WOOW ,THIS LIST WAS GREAT!!!
CAN’T WAIT FOR THE ‘WTF MOMENTS’ OF 2006 LIST !!

MERRY X-MAS EVERYBODY AT CL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Remy Ma looks like her ass stinks !

Hottie and Khia should have been tied for the #1 spot

i know i done laughed my ass off these pics r ridiculous. damn jaheim really do look like a crooked ass preacher i didnt know that was him, and vivica and kim im like jamie fox u had 2 be on something 2 fuck ur face up like that i mean both of yall were pretty aint no going back from plastic surgery. remy cover up that cellulite ass and those ugly ass legs, ur not a pretty girl and u make urself even ugly. tishas head and lips have gotten bigger over the yrs. and puffy dress nice he need 2 give his mom some tips cause she aint near pretty. and i thought serena was finally looking cute now she went back 2 looking like a man. hottie does look a hot ass mess. and khia look like her ass stink with them mess up teeth. and finally 2 u shakyfries just when i thought i had xscaped a site that mention beyonce u had 2 bring it up this is about people looking a hot mess not beyonce if u want 2 lick beys ass when she wont even spit on u if ur ass was on fire go 2 a site that mentions her this aint the one damn im tired of hearing that bitches name

What the hell Golden Brook looks like a damn fool, and kc that shit is funny as hell i needed this laugh.

Girl put on some close that look so disrespectful!!!…

lmao..couldnt argue with this list.khia should’ve been after remy Mess and i’ll never forget that picture of shar..she just a fucked up mess

Khia looks the worst! She looks unclean and need to stop with the numerous wardrobe malfunctions.

ALL DEM IS A HOT ASS MESS

Somebody please give Khia a good scrub down!!

I agree with EVERYONE that you listed, they are all A HOT ASS GHETTO STANK GARBAGE BAG MESS!!! But you forgot FANTASIA, she has been a HOTT ASS GHETTO MESS at every event also. I think she deserves honorable mention. HELL NAW, i take that back, dat bytch needs to be on the list A.S.A.P

this is tha best list

What kills me is that everybody is so PROUD (well except Ms. Roberta Flack) of their look. You can’t tell none of these negroes that they didn’t look F-O-I-N-E when they stepped out the door. Self-deception is a mutha.

Great List!

lol i couldnt stop laughing at the comments after each photo, luv this post haha.

man…khia should’ve been on the top 10 cuz her ugly ass deserves the lifetime HAM award

Does Hottie have a thyroid condition?

Just looking at Khia and Remy Ma makes me feel like I caught a damn STD.

w t f?? as a black, im ashamed

Is it just me, or is this the best site EVER! I’m so glad I stumbled upon it. Keep up the great work, always keeps me laughin’

Wow!! I’m so sorry from all of these people on this list. You guys definately got in right. Everyone single person on here is ugly as and look like and look like they smell like HELL!!!! I hope to never meet any of thses people.

this post…made my whole damn day! hahaha i cant jus point one out but I was shocked at Jaheim and Khai for showin her stomach like dat!

Damn Khia need to get her eyebrows waxed…or nair them bitches one….and Shar Jackson is shaped like spongebob square pants yo…damn…and Remy ma…lets just say ur cuzin doing ur weave for free aint always worth it…damn…

My choices:
1. Hottie - just look at her
2. Remy Ma - just look at her
3. Mrs. Combs - with all that $ and a designer son, you need to know better
4. Naima - America’s Next Top Mess
5. Wendy - For someone who talks about people, you’d think she’d get her ish together
6. Star - look, her excess skin is going nowhere and she’s still on her high from the weight loss. She’ll soon see the light.

7. Vivica - fix your nasty tittie and stop f—ing with your face. And the wig? BOO
8. Ms. Jay - Actually, should be #1. Ashy mo fo
9. Serena - she can’t help her bone structure
10. Khia - nasty ho
11. Shar - she don’t have time to look good with all those babies. She has NO booty. wow.
12. Big Kim - jail will f— you up
13. Golden - boo, but def not top 10 mess
14. K Ci - put your shirt on, lookin like a kid on the Christian Children’s Network ad.
15. Countess - no boo. stop

-remy ma look like a straight up beast! that bitch is ugly as fuck and need to get rid of that 1980’s two toned wig she be sportin’
-GOLDEN BROOKS look like a transvestite. who the hell is her so-called stylist?
-HOTTIE look like a crackhead trying to to be sexy
4-i don’t know what the hell happened to lil’ kim? She use to be hot! Hollywood done got to her head all fucked up. she straight fucked up her face. Now she look like a damn circus freak! Damn shame
5- serena look like a man, she needs a REAL stylist to do her hair and give better wardrobe.
6-vivica need to sit her old ass down some place! she look nasty as hell
7-JANICE COMBS look like a damn jackass! Why does this woman continue to walk around looking like that? It’s not fucking cute. She look like some old ass prostitute. And can someone please tell her ass that she is black and not white! looking like a damn fool wearing that clown ass blonde wig and blue contacts
8-star jones just looks nasty, point black period! She look like a badly beaten animal
9-wendy Williams=transvestite
10-NAIMA was born a boy
11-SHAR JACKSON look a mess from head to her flat ass! What the fuck is that an extension of her back? Lol. Jergin’s lotion is on sale at walmart
12-MS. JAY ALEXANDER is one ugly ass bastard
13-k-ci crack is wack! Leave it alone
14-COUNTESS VAUGHN need to get her money back. Her ass still looks flat
15-tisha Campbell look like a swollen frog
-I always thought jaheim’s shrek looking ass was ugly
-Khia is nothing but a gutter butt ugly dirty ass hodrat.
-ROBERTA FLACK look like the mother of shrek

Now we all know why K-fed left Shar Jackson! What’s the point of being with a black girl with no booty? That’s false advertising! And countess vaughn will get my dick in her ass!

I know Shar Jackson’s ass wasnt ass flat as a pancake on Moesha. WTF Happened?
Isnt Cauntess Vaughn her close friend, They starred un Moesha together. Shar should tell Countess Vaughn(who got butt implants) to help a sista out

Wolo #126

OMIGOD!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Ya’ll Please click on #126. Khia is truly HAMilicious in that pic. Her tities are hideous. What the f@ck was she thinking? Her nipples and areola are bigger than her whole titie. The white guy behind her was disgusted.

hilarious. i been laughing for five minutes before i could type this. black people know just how to tell you about yourself.

countess vaughn’s ass mustve been concave if she paid good money for that ish.

i don’t think kim shouldve been on here. we’ve known for years she had issues with the knife. she ain’t pull nothing new on us this time.vivica could vouch for that.

ms. flack has found some exclusive crack. k ci is on his own down hill spiral.

beverly hasn’t gotten the hood rat completely out her system.

i know you can’t help what body you’re born with but shar could afford to have bought some dove moisture even if it wasn’t on sale.

khia probably has every std from a-z in her saggy chest alone. i wonder if anybody ever was proud of being with her. she needs some jail time.

bug eyed betty from fol 1 shouldve been #2. how some people get on, ill never know.

golden has naturally fukked up features. she just needs a stylist to play them down. thats her new years investment tip from me.

angel u are on point. time for you to get your own show.

can u hav stress marks on your stomach? referin 2 khia…she should of been numba one

o yea who da fuck is beverly poo? what she did in her lifetime?

ALL OF THEM LOOK FUCKED UP REMY LOOKS LIKE A MAN LIL KIM IS A DOPE FIENE STAR JACKSON LOST MAD WEIGHT AND UGLY AS FUCK THEY ALL NEED JESUS IN THEY LIFE

hotie just looks like shes gonna kill u with them scary ass eyes im gonna have nightmears

LMFAO!!!!!! THIS LIST IS TOO FUNNY. ESPECIALLY KHIA, SHE LOOKS SO……WOW, NO WORDS LOL SHE SHOULD’VE BEEN IN THE TOP 15. ANGEL, SHE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE SHE SMELLS, & DID YOU SEE HER TEETH?? THEY GOT F^CKED UP WRITTEN ALL OVER THEM LOL IS IT JUST ME OR DOES BEVERLY POO LOOK LIKE REMY & JANICE COMBS’ DAUGHTER IF THEY WE’RE CAPABLE OF HAVING ONE??? LMFAO!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE BOTH OF THEM PUT TOGETHER WHICH MAKES HER A DOUBLE HOT MESS

*WERE

WHOA!

I’ve seen Tisha look worse, so she aiight in this one.

Yall are crazy! That list was tooooo funny!

I like Serena but she has to have the ugliest weaves.

Ms. Vaugn…well, at least she doesn’t have cellulite.

Tisha…is just not a pretty woman…period.

Ms. Combs…you are not white.

Lil Kim…I know she had to look scarier in person b/c all of your make-up usually doesn’t show on camera.

Khia…my breasts, my tats, my Ugh just like that.

Roberta…you didn’t know if the dogs were walking her…LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao. These are all so Hot Ass Messes.
god dammit. Whats wrong wit dat Hottie’s eyez? thats disgusting..EEWW Beverly Poo n Khia n Roberta Flack all make me throw up.! Remy Ma looks the best out of dem messes.

Thank God dat Wendy Williams is in der cuz she is a hott mess and she had da nerve to talk Shyt about Angie Martinez…Please dat bitch is nasty!! ANGIE IS DA SHYT!!

I agree with everyone on your list especially Golden Brooks, Remy Ma, and Janice Combs. You hit the nail on the head with everyone, but you forgot to add 1.
Why isn’t Mariah Carey on that list?

Very, very good list. I’m impressed lol!! This is a job well done. Khia, please sit down.

these folks on this list are sad…Maaann!! WTF!!

ID theft growing concern for MySpace users
By GARY GENTILE

BW Exclusives

MySpace devotee Kary Rogers was expecting to see a gut-busting video when a friend from the popular online hangout messaged him a link. First, though, he was directed to a page where he was supposed to re-enter his password. Rogers realized that someone was trying to steal his information, and he didn’t take the bait. At best, he would be spammed with junk e-mails; worse, the Web thief might steal his real-life identity.

“I immediately went back and changed my password,” said Rogers, 29, a network analyst for Mississippi State University in Starkville, Miss.

MySpace bills itself as a “place for friends.” Increasingly, it is also a place for unfriendly attacks from digital miscreants on the prowl, luring users to sexually explicit Web sites, clogging mailboxes with spam messages and playing on the trust users have when speaking to “friends” to obtain passwords that could lead to identity theft.

Managing the risks that come with rapid growth is an enormous challenge for MySpace, now part of Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. media conglomerate. The site can’t afford to drive away users, who might defect to one of a growing number of alternative sites, or advertisers, who pay top dollar to reach the growing MySpace audience.

Last month, MySpace inched past Yahoo Inc. in U.S. page views, recording 38.7 billion, according to comScore Media Metrix.

A key reason behind the popularity is its ease. Simply by adding a few lines of computer code, users can create elaborate profiles and personalize them with photos, music and video. A host of communication tools makes it easy to send messages to one person or a whole list of friends, who number into the thousands for some of the more popular MySpace users.

Those same tools can be used by vandals to make it look like an innocent user has sent spam to the same long list of “friends.”

Programmers are writing scripts that take advantage of specific features on MySpace, including “friend request,” where one user asks to be added to another user’s list of buddies.

One recent scam works this way: A spammer posts a number of phony profiles featuring pictures of cute women, often promising nude photos. A “friend request” with the woman’s photo is sent to hundreds of users.

Once the fake profile loads, a blue screen descends, saying the profile is protected by the “MySpace Adult Content Viewer.” Unsuspecting users who try to download the viewer instead get a worm that installs adware on their computers.

Social-networking sites make good targets because of the implicit level of trust users have when they’re interacting with “friends.”

“The ongoing interaction lowers your reservations and security barriers,” said Marc Gaffan, an expert in online fraud and security at RSA, the security division of EMC Corp.

MySpace, which News Corp. bought last year for some $580 million, has recognized the threat and is stepping up security efforts, said Hemanshu Nigam, its chief security officer.

The company is rapidly expanding its team of software engineers, lawyers and other experts who look for suspicious activity, educate users on how to prevent attacks and go after the worst offenders.

Under Nigam’s direction, the company recently formed a Content Assurance Team. Employees post fake profiles on the site, pretending to be vulnerable teens or clueless adults. The profiles are designed to keep tabs on everything from sexual predators to spammers.

MySpace also is preparing to launch a more aggressive education campaign, urging users to take care and use tools that restrict the viewing of their profiles to only trusted sources.

When all else fails, the company is also files civil suits and is increasing cooperation with law enforcement officials.

“We’re trying to take away the ‘cool’ factor of trying to attack us,” Nigam said.

Nigam came to MySpace after stints as a federal prosecutor specializing in child pornography and computer crime cases. He also led security efforts at Microsoft Corp. and the Motion Picture Association of America.

MySpace hired him in May to strengthen security and safety efforts at the site and other Internet properties owned by Fox Interactive media.

“Security is a top priority because it’s critical for our community of users and for our business partners,” Nigam said. “If advertisers feel uncomfortable being on a site that is seen as not as secure, not as safe, then we lose revenue.”

So far, no major damage has been done on the site, although some users, increasingly annoyed by the fake friends and messages, are seeking other social networking alternatives.

“I don’t have this problem on Facebook,” Rogers said, referring to another popular site.

The Internet has weathered several threats over the years, but as users move on, so do the attackers.

Writers of malicious software used to count primarily on e-mail recipients to click on attachments to spread their wares. As e-mail recipients got more savvy, the writers looked to automate the process by exploiting vulnerabilities in e-mail programs, browsers and the Windows operating system from Microsoft Corp.

As those security holes get closed, virus writers are looking elsewhere, including social-networking sites, attractive in part because of their size.

“It’s where the activity is and the attackers play the percentages,” said David Cole, director of security response at Symantec Corp. “They go after the largest market share where there is the most activity.”

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On the Net:

MySpace safety tips:

http://www1.myspace.com/misc/safetyTips.html

WHY?!?!? IS COUNTESS VAUGHAN ON THE LIST?!?!/ COME ON SHE DOESN’T LOOK BAD AT ALL. I THINK ICE T’S WIFE, COCO SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE LIST. AS WELL AS SOLANGE KNOWLES, TRINA, AND LIL’ WAYNE.

Namia might have some fucked up hair styles, but she still fine, I’ll still hit that. She shouldn’t be on that list.

But mostly everyone else is FUCKED UP beyond being able to fix!!!!

Hottie from flav & Lil Kim would give me a heart attack if I saw that face first thing when I wake up.
SCARY SHIT!!!

britney spears/K-fed exscaped this list because?

Khia’s stomach looks loke a map.

I saw Jaheim in concert in this picture at the Essence Music Festival. Believe me we were joking him hard!!!

His hair was straight when he got there but he was sweating so hard that it drew up into an Afro by the time he finished! HAM indeed!!

my bad that should be “like”.

YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD ANGELA BUT I’D GIVE COUNTESS A BREAK!

this is just sad they look lil kim looks so bad

Oh my f^in gosh!! I am speechless. I remember all of these pictures except Roberto Flack. LMAO @ someone saying tha the dogs look better than she does. And Khia need not to open her mouth EVER again. But i am mad with her because she know damn well her grill f^ed up and she got the nerve to smile. WTF? I don’t know what the hell she find so damn funny. Maybe she looking in the mirror and looking at the same thing we looking at. Bottom line…she needs to he shot for looking like that.

^^needs to be

What no Furonda on this list? LOL, good job on this list though.

Bill said:

Khia looks like she has prison experience.
Khia looks like the type of woman that overpowers othere woman, and make them braid her hair (among other things)
——————————-

100% TRUE! I’ve been cracking up at all these comments, but Bill’s one had me ROFLMAO! Khia should’ve been #1

What a list..

Hottie- H.A.M is an understatement

Why have Vivica and Lil Kim turned themselves into Black Barbie dolls? They were beautiful before.

KCi looks like some mad uncle who’s rocked up at a party and hijacked the karaoke machine.

I saw Wendy Williams in an Alize ad wearing a crap weave and a leopard-print mini dress that made her look like she drank about 10 bottles before the photoshoot.

You all need to put Shemar Moore on the list also. Ladies if you are in the california area…do not slee with this man. It will be the biggest mistake of your life. And if you have, you need to drive to the nearest clinic and have a pap smear done as someone does not like to use condoms. if you ever go to the toluca lake area in ca, keep it moving. thats all i’m saying. and don’t even think about calling because “I’m dealing with my moms situation right now so lets talk later”. Whatever. I’m making 10 nominations for him on behalf of all the ladies who’ve been stupid enough to go there with him.

Khia,

Is the epidemy of Hoodrat.
Comment:(you can take the rat out of the hood but you can’t that the hood out of the HOODRAT)
THIS GIRL IS GHETTO AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree she looks like she smell.

Why is Tisha Campbell on this list??? There is a huge difference btw a bad pose and being a HAM.

Also, Countess looks “lost”, but she is NOT a HAM. SMDH

Where’s Hoopz???? Where’s the disease known as Flavor Flav and the infection known as New York (nvm)??? Where’s Deelishis & her 20-something yr old self dressed in all RAVE and Rainbow???? Where’s Mama Tina Knowles and all the wonky-eyed, thirsty-blonde weavaliciousness (sic) that is her???? Where’s EVE and all that is her oil-greasy, fake-tan, platinum blonde weaves?

Oh well, u cant plz all the ppl all the time. I like the list, just w/ some inclusions and some exclusions.

Now, on to commenting on the real list:

(1) GIVEN—I learned what HAM meant from CL & Remy Ma
(2)How in the HELL can you look so nice on television and look like a fuckin’ skeleton w/ skin in “real life”? And really, those gf costumers need to upgrade “Mya”’s look.

The foolishness that is Janice—-How can you truly love someone and let them come out of the damn house with that shiny ass bone-str8 hair? The only hair the “we” should be using to “extend” our own is PERM STR8…..leave that other sh1t to the HAMS…oops…hence Janice.

“Neesee”—You DONT do an over the shoulder pose UNLESS YOU HAVE A BOOTY!!!!!!!!! That sh1t looks TRAGIC. Can photoshop enhance the booty..nvm (read: Coco)….and where are Ice-T and CoCo on the list?

Golden Brooks needs a new hairstyle. I always see her with that same long stringy brown weave. Its looks messy.

DAYUUMMMMM!!!!!!!! every last one of them really looks a hot fucking mess! for the new year they should def. try to improve that!

Damn!! Katiebaby81 @ 230 please give us the real deal and let the sistas know.

I must comment that the majority of the list is either currently on or has been on cocaine. Half look high in their pictures.

LMAO #67… and KC.. that one made me giggle… he looks like Dave Chapelle as TYRONE BINGHAM!!! LOL

@230, for real, if you know something that could be life threatening to another person that this man is spreading, he needs to be exposed. Its not defamation if its the truth. This shit has got to stop. People running around here spreading shit like wildfire. In my opinion, you have a responsibilty to inform women, if he is not going to. Now if its just a bitter battle between you all, then theres no need to go there, but if it is something, please put it out there.

Is Beverly Poo Janice Combs’ altered ego?

THATS SHIT WAS TO FUCKIN FUNNY MAN DONT U KNOW HOW US FEMALES PUT MONEY IN OUR BRA VIVICA CAN PUT HERS IN HER TITTIE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HALF OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN PEOPLe THINKIN, STAR JONES MAKE ME WANNA THROW UP ON HER BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURE AND HOTTIE BIG UGLY OWLED EYED EGGS JUST NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM CAMERAS EVERY TIME I SEE HER EYES I LITERAL GET SICK U FICADEALME.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I MET REMY MA LAST THURSDAY..
I HAVE TO SAY SHE IS ALOT CUTER AND THINNER IN PERSON. SHE WAS A WEARING A CORSET TOP WITH JEANS AND THESE REALLY HOT CHOCOLATE PLATFORMS..
HER ATTITUDE WAS STANK THOUGH….

Hey GRLNVA How’s it going? I’m going to set up another email this weekend since I still hvaen’t gotten any pics.

hey 1finedyme. make sure you do that. I’ll check my notes on Sunday.

LAWD LAWD LAWD!!!!!!
HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!

Ok errbody sing-a-long:

give me a break
give me a break

BREAK me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR!!!!!!!

Whew!

OK……. ONE MORE!
WTF is TIsha CAmpbell doing……..
Do any of y’all remember the Martin episode when he goes to his high school reunion and sends Gina for a “make over” and she broke out from the avacado mask…….??????
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT NOW!

Aw okay…………
ONE MORE………..
whoever mentioned FLorida Evans….meant to say……
HAM, HAM, HHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!

I just had to comment on Ms. Khia again. I love her locs and her afrocentric style BUT she exposes wayyyy too much. Her and Remy should get toned up if they’re going to show so much of their bodies.

Khia, her body just look worn out! Her breasts are worn out, her stomach is worn out and you know her **** is worn the hell out!

Lil Kim look like the clown from Saw! Gurl stop with the surgery.

i feel so bad for vivica and lil’ kim. they are so beautiful but constantly keep tearing away at their faces and getting surgery. i’ve seen ONE rare photo of lil’ kim before she started going crazy with the weaves and makeup…and it made me wonder what made her fuck herself up.
oh, and dat shit was funny about khia lookin like she smell….LOLOLOLOL!

Lil’ kim looks like a clown…..she should work at a circus wit dat face.

They all look a fuckin mess

I have laughed for a SOLID hour and now I am crying! THIS IS HAMTASTIC!!! Angel La thanks for this post…oh you did the damn thang putting this one together with the comments. Everyone’s comments were on point and kept me rollin’.

SHAR = A FLOURED LOAF OF WHEAT BREAD
LI’L KIM = THE JOKER FROM BATMAN
HOTTIE = A SERIAL KILLER

Oh, and KCi looks like he’s gone CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY…

i dont care, i like Rem, not everybody is photogenic. And i aint know shar had a body like that, eeeewwww. Her ass (or lack of) is what we call a SQUAMP!

FINALLY WENDY WILLIAMS LOOKS HORRIBLE….I AM GLAD SOMEONE..SAID IT………WITH ALL HER MONEY WHY OH WHY CANT SHE GET A BETTER HAIR STYLIST…LORD JESUS

Not only does Khia look like she smells but the bitch looks like the Grinch Who Stole X-mas. What’s up w/ the strech marks on her belly she is trying to hide wi/ the tats’. I must say when I say Jaheim looking like “I’ll fly away”- I bust out laughing at my desk! All of these fools are wll deserved of their titles. By the way Hottie looks like the Puppetmaster, sorry!

I forgot Serena Williams looks like one of those project chicks from back home in West Palm who goes to the candy lady all day and spend their money on hot sausages and salt/vingear chips! Ewwe Lawd!

I am so glad Sean Combs moms is on there she swear she look young with those dumbass wigs she wears.I did not know Hottie was cocked eyed like that I was confused at first like damn.Khia look like her hygeine is not on point from the hair to her teeth to the nasty ass she looks like she has skid marks all day yuck.Golden know she wrong who lied to her?Are my eyes deceiving me or did K-Fed stress Shar out that her ass disappear.I could have sworn she had some kind of ass.I do not agree in plastic surgery but that is an emergency procedure.Just one question whyyy to Kim and Vivica they really let Hollywood get to them.K-Ci get off that crack and Jaheim braid it up or cut it off cause that look is not working for you.Look I said enough the ones I did not mention just look too fucked up for words!

I don’t think that Countess look that bad actually…I mean, her butt does look flat still, but her skin is smooth looking and even toned. her body isn’t ashy either…I think countess is a cute, short lil chubby young lady….Just my opinion…I mean there were people that looked a whole lot worse.

Yeah, I hate that LIL Kim got that mess done to her. She was beautiful already….I think these stars get bored and just say “I know what I’ll do…I’ll mess up my face, my butt, my breasts!”

hottie looks possessed…her eyes are so big…

Lil kIm needs to take those grey contacts out..I think that would be a 30% improvement for her.

Naima looks borderline homosexual.

Wendy needs to take that weave out and wear a sophisticated short cut.

Star….I knows she got a lot of cellulite and scars, but she look hella better than when she was overweight…I looked at her past photos and whewww she was huge!

I love Wendy Williams bad weave or not! LIL KIM, when plastic surgery go’s terrribly wrong! and KHIA, (shaking my head) What the HELL IS WRONG W/THAT GIRL….OH I KNOW Ghetto hazardous!!!1
lol

All of you people have nothing better to do than make bad comments of people but all that talking is not hurting their pockets when you make as much as they do then goahead but on that comment about khia say it to her face if you are bold enough MIA all the way DON’T HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME B*****

OMG…wtf is up with Hottie’s eyeballs. She looks fugged!

for the woman who commented on Shemar. Can’t you be sued for making such a comment? Why were you having unprotected sex with someone who is not your husband? Where you try to have his child? Make him a premanent attachment? All I can say now is you need Jesus!
You should have never put yourself in that situtation. I know he good looking to a lot of women, including me. But we as women must be carefull and as people we should hold out as long as possible. That is how we stay safe and clean. All women and men need to find love and God’s love first, then you won’t have to deal with the mess of STD’s. How about trying that first.

To the Moderator: If he not apart of this list, why was she allow to make that statement. True or Not.

As for this list of HAM’s, everybody has a bad moment in public life. Some of you have had a HAM moment. I know I have, might be having one right now. It all a matter of opinion. God Bless you all.

PS: I wonder if this will be posted, will it moderator?

GOOD LAWD THIS IS A FUNNY LIST!

To the young lady who commented on Shemar Moore, I would like to say first of all, if you aren’t not being truthful, you should not be making such accusations. Secondly, if you are telling the truth, then it’s your own fault for not being respectful of yourself to practice safe sex. If you’re not going to have the sense to protect yourself, then don’t come on the internet putting people on blast. You have the choice to sleep with someone or not, and in this day and age, having unprotected sex is beyond stupid. You’re very fortunate that a trip to the clinic cleared up whatever you’re claiming was passed on to you. Staying clear of Talouca, CA won’t solve anything, because your irresponsible behavior can be practiced with ANYONE in ANY part of the country……if YOU allow it!

Vivica doesn’t belong on that list. She looks great all the time and I’m tired of people sweating her over her little nips and tucks. So what! The rest of the list, I totally agree! A hot mess they all are.

Also, to the young lady who allegedly “slept” with Shemar Moore. Grow up! Unless you’re in a committed relationship with the man or he gave you an ounce of attention before the “dreaded act”, you knew what time it was before, during, and after. I agree with the poster above. Having unprotected sex is definitely beyond stupid!

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You all need to put Shemar Moore on the list also. Ladies if you are in the california area…do not slee with this man. It will be the biggest mistake of your life. And if you have, you need to drive to the nearest clinic and have a pap smear done as someone does not like to use condoms. if you ever go to the toluca lake area in ca, keep it moving. thats all i’m saying. and don’t even think about calling because “I’m dealing with my moms situation right now so lets talk later”. Whatever. I’m making 10 nominations for him on behalf of all the ladies who’ve been stupid enough to go there with him.

I would hope that most of the grown women here would be smart enough that even if they were to “sleep” with this man - or any other, that they would appropriately protect themseleves.

If your running from board to board exposing your poor judgement is any indication of your credibility, then you have none

You shouldn’t be nominating him for a HAM, cause from this post alone, you won that crown on so many levels

Get some help, and use better judgement

OH MY DAMN!!!
Remy Ma looks so damn nasty
Lil kim looks like a killer clown
Mrs.Combs got all that money and can’t get a sow in
Vivica Fox got dumped by 50 and went knife crazy
Hottie is a hot ass mess
K-Ci can sing but needs to lay off the pipe.
Ms. Jay…..no fucking comment on that one.
Golden Brooks looks like she got her ass beat and she needs to work on that hair and makeup..where’s her girlfriends when she needs em’?

LMAO A MESS (except countess, she looks gorgeous IMO)

THAT WAS GREAT! Just what I needed…I couldn’t get back to sleep, but reading that and seeing the wreck of photos to go with the posts gave me JUST the laugh/cry I needed to jumpstart my way back to sleep!!!

aaah, classic!

btw…who the hell is “hottie”. I don’t watch “Flavor of Love”, so I guess I wouldn’t know. That bitch looks CRAZY!

LOL!!!!! this SOOOOOOO MADE MY DAY!

whoa da only descent looking one was countess i mean she looks good (no gay type shit) errbody else ewwww hell naw! except for ms.j i like him dats my nigga

Dont K-Ci look like he is singing “Jimmy Crack Corn and I dont care. Jimmy Crack Corn and I dont care….

you must really hate weaves LOL

im sorry, but, that Naima chick is so fugly!

Serena always looks fabulous, whats your problem with her?! *cough*hata*cough*

:-p

#11 and Khia KILL ME!!ahahahaha! contess did look pretty though! And lil kim looord!! Remy needs to stop with tha blonde!!

lol no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

i swear yall gunna get me fired 4rm the military on this site LOL

but yeah they some hot messes 4real

I’m sorry Missy, but I’m sure Serena is a sweet person, but for all her money, her hair is ridiculous! Look at the hair!! She always comes out of the house looking ashy as hell. I don’t think people are personally hating on her, it’s just that I’m sick of see her in busted ass weaves and clothes that don’t fit. Are you Serena?! Lol! If you are baby, please hire a stylist. No more ashy feet and dry ass weaves.

I CAN’Y BELIEVE MY NIGGA KIM IZ ON THA LIST
-HATAZZZZZ

my god

and why is remy concieted again?

all them look at hot as mess especially khia nasty ass

OMG LIL KIM FACE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! I seriously had 2 scroll up cause it was unnaturally creepy >_

Months later, this shit still makes me laugh.

at first i thought the list would be all females
but thanks for putting kc on the list…that made me laugh outloud, and jaheim…wow

roberta flack looks like big red from the five heartbeats

all these bitches are busted, remy looks bad most of the time but i dont think she should’ve been # 1 not with chicks like serena williams roberta flack, lil kim, star jones and hottie in the line up khia should’ve been # 1 she looks stankadankdank.lolol

w0oow………. damnz dat gurl from charm skewl # 3 wtf iz dat!!!! luk lyk her eyez bout ta pop out her head.. nd wtf happend ta lil kim she used ta be pritty nd now she lukz fuked up daz wuh she gettz for gettin dat plastic surgery dai fuked her up lol.

Are you sure that Naima shot wasn’t of her twin sister? Her twin sister is the one with the shaved head. But Maybe it IS her. If so, it’s a shock. She was one of my favorites of the top model winners. Nice article though.

I was listening to a Khia song and when I saw her guess what I did? DELETE

LOL!!! I seen Jaheim pic…LOL LOL! Khia look nasty! Remy Ma always got a jack up hairstyle. Hottie pic scares me LOL! Ms. Jay… well… UGH!

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noooooooo wayyy
HOTTIE SHUD B NUMBA 1 ..HER WEAVE IS A MESS ..HER FACE ,HER CLOTHES ..SHE’S DESERVES THE TOP SPOT..SHE THE WORST THERE …

Roberta Flack looks like Rick James younger brother!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

OH MY GOD WAT HAPPEN TO HER BOOTY. IT SO BIG. AND WAT IS WRONG WIT VIVICA.A FOX BOOB.AND LIL KIM FACE LOOK NICE THEN LOOK FUNNY.TISHA CAMPBELL LIPS IS SO BIG. IM NOT SAY THATS UGLY BUT IM HAPPY THEY DONT LIKE THAT BIG NOW.HOTTIE YOU NEED TO JUST CLOSE THEM EYES.BECUZ THATS HARDABLE AND THOSE OUTFITS IS TOO.GOLDEN BROOKS IS VERY PRETTY BUT WATS UP WIT HER HAIR.THAT LOOK A HOT MESS.THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY AND ALL THAT IS TO IT.

Oh my God! They need some serious help…and a lot of prayer!

congradualations you are a hater