LOL, this shit was like a DList celebrity gathering!! Miss Jay, oh my gawd, looks so damn ugly!!

correction…except Fergie and Miss Jay…fierce

@Shonuff #64 I agree, but thinking of all the women you “for exampled”

Lil Kim–She’s my girl, I love her. But she ain’t been right since Biggie died

Vivica–Anytime you let 50 Cent diss you and then you’re all up on tv and in essence mag begging him to call you, you ain’t right. Vivica ain’t right.

NY and Oh no-marosa–Neither of these women had any type of identity anyway. That’s a) why they went on reality shows and b) why they cannot let their fifteen minutes of fame go.

The whole issue with this is the women who try to mainstream their image are usually women who have self-esteem/self-love/daddy/mama issues to begin with.

Damn NY, she didn’t need the implants that’s Hollywood.

BTW, Happy 100th Anniversary to the brothers of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc.

1906-2006 100 Years of Excellence

19 brothers…..

Doesn’t Furonda look like Jay Alexander in Drag ???

I’m sorry, I still love new york.

did anyone peep how furonda is always wearing a tiara?!

@Shonuff BTW thanks for the nice comment about my double Ds, I mean my baby Bs (but with the right bra, they look like Cs)

I wanted to make one more point: American women are not the only ones who try to conform to this “white is right” standard of beauty. If you look at women in Japan, China, and even England just as many women in these countries try to conform.

But again, it all goes back to SELF LOVE!

she needs to be on punishment for looking like that!

@Bill, I think Ms. Jay looks BETTER than Furonda.

@Brian. I am sick of that damn tiara myself. But I’mma let her live. All black women are queens. I mean just look at her sandals. I know some egyptian queen wore those before she did.

Okay, there are alot of H.A.M’s here
1)Is New York trying to catch up with Bootz?? She is H.A.M #1
2)Wire (red & white stripped outfit)looks like a drunk,crumbled candy cane.
3)Ms. J is off the hook
4)Somebody slap Blu for constantly wearing BAD outfits
5)I can’t stand Ice-T
6)Furonda looks like a ghette Ruponzal
7)What a perfect pair, Flav and Paris????????????

Too many HOT ASS MESSES to even go on. My eyes hurt now.

Question: After one has had Breast Sugery, can a person sleep on their chest ?????

Can you imagine what would happen If New York Slept on her stomach ???
Would her Breast Burst Open or simply sink down like a flat tire ???

What type of “look” was New York trying to convey in the First Picture ???
…..I can’t figure out if she’s mad, sleepy or in a lot of pain…

Everytime I see Coco and Ice-T, I think of that old song by AMG,”I wanna be your Hoe”.

I couldn’t get past DL’s opening monologue — he was just trying to be controversial and get himself some publicity by saying nigga over and over on t.v. Since when don’t they bleep that?

@68 and 84 Yall is too crazy. ROTFLMAO

Flav is soooo corny. I am sick of seeing him at every Awars Show making a fool of himself. Sure, so he is laughing all the way to the bank but have some dignity, man. You are a grown man with kids.

*Awards

I dont think these ppl on here would make the D-List.

Dang, I missed one:

Fergie: HAM injected with Meth (hold the Black eyes Peas)

Shonuff & 777-9311

I don’t think Black Woman try to emulate/replicate Caucasian Woman (fashion) At all….

I think it’s the other way around….

Have you noticed how many Tanning Salon are out ???

The majority of people who use Tanning Salons are Caucasian Women !!

Have you noticed How many Caucasian Woman get Collagen added to their lips and Buttock so that they can look like Black Woman ???

Young Caucasian Teenagers try to dress Like Young Black Girls…

Just this weekend I say a white teenage girl in the mall with Apple Bottom Jeans on…

She couldn’t fill them out, but bless her heart, she was walking like she had back…

I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing out loud….

In the school where I work at, all the white teen age girls chase after the Black boys of the football & basketball team (well, ALL the girls chase after our football & Basketball players).

saw (instead of say)

I DONT KNOW WHY I USED TO THINK BLU CANTRELL WAS LIKE REALLY PRETTY WHEN SHE FIRST CAME OUT BUT NOW I THINK SHE LOOKS AVERAGE AND SOMETHING DOESNT LOOK RIGHT ABOUT I DONT KNO WHAT IT IS.

NEW YORK NEED TO STOP WHAT THE HELL IS HER PROBLEM I MEAN SHE SHOULD OF GOTTEN THE IMPLANTS BEFORE THE FLAV OF LOVE SHOW NOT AFTER CAUSE NOW I AM USED TO THE FLAT CHESTED NEW YORK NOT THE NEW MS PIGGY CAUSE SHE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE MIS PIGGY WITH THAT WIG

AND FURONDA NEED TO STOP WITH THAT DAMN TIERA I MEAN WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS SOMEONE NEED TO FEED HER LIL SKINNY BEHIND.

AND MS JAY MAKES ME SOO SICK WIT HIS GAY ASS HE NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE

dag New York went too big. It looks horrible.

and Blu Cantrell with the baggy blue stockings?? WTF???

Am I crazy, Or do I see HAIR underneath Blu Cantrell armpits ???

What happend to her ???

Why is her legging so saggy at the knees ???

*FOL Heffas: There’s no need to even try to comment on that madness. The picture is already saying over a thousand unflattering words.

*Miss Jay: “SMH”

*Blu Cantrell: Looks like a low budget superhero in that bright-ass, crazy-looking ass outfit.

*Gary Dourdan: Does look a little dusty and confused

*Ice and Coco: Coonery at its finest

*Flav, Furonda and D.L. Hughley:
-Flav, there’s no words to express how ridiculously out of touch you are.
-Furonda look-a-like-a-drag-queen. I think that she can definitely give Miss Jay a run for his and/or her money.
-D.L. Hughley, where-oh-where has your career gone?

*Fergie: you look like yourself, so I guess that’s good.

*Paris: The H.A.M. of the century.

And Again Miss New York: There’s nowhere to go, but down for that lady–literally.

OMG did she ever go overboard!!! Wow! Some people just strive to look a damn fool.

When you get a chance, do a close up of Furonda’s Feet…..
I can’t do this anymore..I gotta get back to work..this is ridiculous..

Should have called this the Big Hot Mess in ‘06 Awards…..

Bill, I disagree a little. I believe that some black women despise their Black features. That’s why I think Lil Kim, Vivica, and Michael Jackson (yes I am lumping him with black women) all had surgery.

However, New York is just a damn fool. I don’t think she is trying to be white. She is just a foolish, sizzling hot ass mess.

But I think that women of all races have tons of insecurities. Even me, in all of my fabulousness, used to hate my stomach. I considered lypo, but I was being overdramatic. With the help of a personal trainer, I’m just about where I want to be. So maybe it’s just a universal “girl thing.”

ahem*** in my best flavor flav voice

“WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW”

New York looks a horrible mess. and there was something wrong with her body before… her breasts were kinda big for her frame but they were saggy. and no she has no behind at all. it goes back to what 777-9311 said… she doesn’t know what she wants to do with herself. she was skinny, then she got a lil chunky in the middle, then when she came back to FOL2 she was skinnier than before. she clearyly has issues, but i will be watching her show when it premiers to see whatit’s all about.

Furonda need to really stop coming out in public, MS. Jay—-u already know what i have to say about him. and Blu Cantrell would not look any better if she didn’t have those tights on cuz she look like someone’s tacky ass momma who still thinks she sexy and was elated when “the 80’s fashion” came back.

New York look a HOT ASS MESS! ::SMH::

if new york was going to fix her saggy breasts she shouldn’t have gone so big. i know the implants take time to drop (love Dr. 90210) but these look too large and bad porn starish. again she has issues with herself… it goes beyond just wanting have a breast lift.

true 777-9311

most woman have self esteem issues…

It’s as though, some woman NEVER feel that they are Pretty or Beautiful.

Or maybe it’s simply competition. California is a difficult place to live…Everyone is beautiful out there..

Anyways, All it take is ONE rejection to send a woman in a downward spiral…

New York was rejected by Flavor Flav, Not once but TWICE !!!!

Can you IMAGINE what that did to her Self Esteem & Self Worth ???

I don’t mean to get all deep about New York, But I believe she TRUELY LOVED Flavor Flav
*or she is a hell of an actress!!!.

In any case, Hollywood doesn’t SEEM to be tearing down her door with a Job, and her 15 minutes of fame in wanning…

Maybe she’s trying to get A Job a a Video Vixen ???
Can she Dance ? ???
Can She Slide down a pole ???

..I’m just saying…

“Can she Dance ? ???
Can She Slide down a pole ???”
the answer is no… u remember the first season she was the one that fell off the stage when they were doing a strip tease behind the curtain for Flav??? hilarious!!!!

LOL i just had a flash back to Katt Williams

“bitch it’s SELF esteem!!!!!” how u gonna blame someone for your self esteem being low??? That’s kinda true

Flav looks like he stinks!!!

WOW NEW YORK LOOKS FUCKED UP

Oh no! Why New York Why? :-s *sigh* I thought she was pretty during the 1st Season of FOL… On the 2nd season, I think she lost a tad bit too much weight…Now, this?
*SMH*

New York = Da Fool
Flav = White folks laughing at us.

kind.

OMG!I’m out done by this New New York! Horrible!

Float away, New York. Just fly away on them thangs. And NEVER come back.

O Hell!!! @ NY

Oh wow. NY’s breastesses are HUGE AND GROSS lol… they look like cantelopes ready to explode =]

this is a total z list fest lol

hey datdude

Good afternoon to everyone!

New York looks like a fish with false eyelashes.

I actually like CoCo and Ice-T as a couple. They seem compatible. I guess there’s somebody for everybody.

Miss Jay…WHOA. Homegirl…err…boy…whatever, I’m just wondering when he/she is going to fully become a woman?

New York…never liked her, and now she REALLY looks crazy as hell. Looks like she snapped or something.

BTW, WTF is Peppermint Patty wearing in that first pic with the Flavor of Love ladies? That is absolutely TRASH-Tastic.

she looks like a man. period.

For those that didn’t know in the first picture that is Tiger, New York, Red Oyster and Wire. New York’s implants are freakin huge, that just don’t make no sense at all.

#80 Bill,

Yes, she DOES look like she is dressed in drag. Yikes. She needs to lose the tiara. It looks ridiculous. As for the feet, hammer toes are pretty common for models…LOL

How the hell did New York go from being boney as hell to looking straight DIESEL with them big baloons on her chest…

LOL

My thing about implants is that they sag after a while. Its a waste of money unless you have enough to keep getting a “touch-up”. Get them after you done having kids cause its just truly a waste. Yes white women do spend alot of money to get what we are born with.

@ 108 first time. lmao at the katt williams flashback. i was thinking the same thing. these females better quit letting men/other women/society mess with their self-esteem.

also laughing at “peppermint patty” how you gone call her that?! smh and lmao

Nothing surprises me about New York that was over the top with those implants….I don’t see where she came up with the money for those….and she looks horrible…I didn’t like her behind anyway…but I have to see her show…it’s like a train wreckk you have to see what happens…..now that Ms Jay Character one word “UGLY”!!!!!!!

New York looks like a fucking idiot. She did not have to go that big, just ridiculous.

How the hell does Blu Cantrell get invites to shit..she had one song 6 years ago!!!

Furonda looks a damn fool, a tiara bitch please!

Flav always looks dirty.

LOL #10 - she gonna have ass next…one of them Buffie the deformed ass’…

it seem like i am the only one who thought NY looked okay before. On the 1st season, i actually thought she was a pretty girl..in an unothadox way. then she lost too much weight and the weave just got horrible. Now these implants!!! I think it was obvious the girl was high and drunk on the last season, so I don’t think she is making very rational decisions for the sake of fame and a few dollars. as for the fake boobies…i don’t mind them on any woman (black or white) if they look like an enhancement and not a distraction.For some reason we as women tend to go overboard with alot of the fake stuff and men really don’t like it. i had the opportunity to listen to a bunch of guys talking about females and how we have fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs, and then we want to be respected. It seems that they like that stuff, but at the end of the day…most men do want a real woman. I dunno…humans are too complex these days

nicely said nay

I’m sorry but NY look a total mess, naybe she can pass some of those breastesses to furonda! just an idea

lol@ pepermint patty….. she looks liek a cross between “sheena of the jungle” and a candy cane. maybe i’ll call her “sheena of christmas” or “holiday caveb!tch”

Ham! Ham! Ham ! Ham, Everywhere!
**sniffs
It must be X-Mas already!

I guess Blu (or Blue) decided to channel Golden Brookes for that foolishness she calls a damn outfit.

Run D.L, Run! I don’t want none of that reality hamness rubbing off on your good pair of shoes (those are some bad boy’s right there!)

New York? Sweetie? Why? Everyone is alway’s trying to call that damn girl a Tranny. I just never thought she would work so damn hard to try to prove them all right.

In conclusion:
Flavor, the Flavorettes, Blu, Ice-T & his damn blow-up doll, and (Eww) Paris Hilton (Eww) all in the same room…
Quarentine that bitch & burn it down!!!

OMG!!!! They are bigger than Coco’s and THAT is BIG!!!

ICE-T and Coco make a nice slut couple (both of them)

Everyone else except for DL’s cute little self was HAMTASTIC!!!!

Caption for First Picture

“Four Hoes, the Hard Way” or “Killer Mutant Hoes”

“Hoes who don’t wear Bras or Panties”…

“4 Reasons not to cheat on your wife”

“4 Ways in Which you can catch an STD”

“Night of the Livind Dead & the Return of the Baseheads”

I’m done…

Bill,

Many black women try to emulate white women. Why do you think they get the blonde hair? Please show me an all African-American child that is born with blonde hair. Also, why do you think they get blue eyes? I know that some full African-Americans have blue eyes, but it is a gene associated with Anglo-Americans. And please don’t get me started on the skin lighteners. (Although this is not a problem for African Americans as much as Indians. Crazy, I know! Google it.)

As for the body parts… that’s all across the board. Not all black women have great bodies as not all asian women nor white women. I wouldn’t dare say that white women are paying to have what black women have. Many black women have huge asses and a 34-A breast size. Who would pay for that body?!? I think women in general are paying to have what they think will enhance their sexuality. Plastic surgery is not popular in the black community mainly because black men love a woman with a curvy body even if some places aren’t as thick as they could be (the huge breasts with the pancake ass!). White men, in general, are just now getting on the bandwagon preferring women with curves.

damn i gotta see this show…i sure hope deelishiz was rocking the usual cheap as rainbow/rave prom dress…new york shoulda go ass implants, her breast was okay….ice t’s son is hella sexy….i’ll give it up lol j/k

I don’t have a problem with implants…if they are properly per portioned to your body. The skin is pulled so tight around her chest and arm pits it looks like it hurts BAD (not sexy). Where’s my girl Deelishis?

Have any of you heard Co-Co speak, where did Ice get her from the sixth grade, she is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

I can’t stand Ms. Jay. I’m sorry to say. YOU ARE NOT A WOMEN BOO-BOO!!! I don’t care how badly you want to be or how much make-up and bad hair you wear. Your a BOY!

SHE SHOULD HAVE GOT AN A%# IMPLANT. MESS HOT MESS

Now how did Coco look conservative next to New York? What is the world coming too? New York needs to let some air out of those breast before she flies away. LOL

**** i wonder if coco is screwing both ice t and his son?****

Okay Feronda looks a hot mess! She looks like a starving run down project princess. Is her hair covering them mosquito bites she calls breast? NY just need some attention I am mad she did that to herself. Coco got butt & breast imlants, she does lok nice when she covers up. Why does she always have that orange fake tan stuff on?

THE WIGS GOTTA GO! DIDNT LIKE THE MADNESS THAT SHE HAD UP ON HER HEAD B4 BUT THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A GEISHA GIRL GONE TERRIBLY WRONG!

AND HER ( . ) ( . ) BIG OL BITTIES! TOO BIG, MAKES HER LOOK 10POUNDS HEAVIER, ::STARTS THINKING:: SHE PROBOBLY IS 10POUNDS HEAVIER WITH ALL THAT SILICONE!

She looked fine before, didnt need to get em done in my opinion. Sad to say that we live in a society that puts so emphasis into tits and ass!

@Angel La…lol “…Sorry, but I don’t remember all them hoes!” Come on, Boo!

Ice T’S SON IS SO CUTE.

first time said
**** i wonder if coco is screwing both ice t and his son?****

SUSTAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS THINKING IT AS WELL

I FORGOT THIS WAS COMIN ON SO I MISSED IT I SUCK, BUT IT IS COMING ON 5PM SO NOT ONLY DID I COME INTO WORK3HRS LATE NOW I GOTTA SNEAK OUT 10 MIN EARLY SO I CAN CATCH THIS MESS@5 O’CLOCK

NO ON NEW YORK, UM I HOPE SHE IS STILL IN THE SWOLLEN PHASE OF HER AUGMENTATION, I THINK SHE IS I FIND IT HARD TO BELEIVE SHE WOULD DO THIS TO HERSELF AS VAIN AS SHE IS, I HAPPEN TO LIKE NY SHE IS A BIT OVER THE TOP BUT SH CRACKS ME UP AND I LIKE HER STYLE SO I DONT THINK THEY ARE GOING TO BE THIS HUGE FOR LONG, I WANTED TO SEE PICS FOR MY GIRL DEELISHIS.

EVERYONE ELSE IS A MESS, RED OYSTER PUT ON SOME WEIGHT SHE LOOKS FAB!!

ICET SON COULD GET IT FROM ME IF HE LIKE OLDER CHICKS!LOL

I used to think Newyork was kinda cute on the first season of Flava Of Love, but yeah she is the Epitome of HAM now a days.

ANGEL LA! Please bring back ham of the month, there was so much ham at the award show I felt like it was thanksgiving all over again.

Why is furando still around? And yes I know i spelled her name wrong, but she dont deserve much better.

Haha anyone can be a celebrity these days. All you have to do is be urself!

ice t’s son is a cutie pie. i don’t know hy ice t want a porn star for a wife but hey if he likes it love it. one thing i can say is at least he chose a nice looking white woman.i get so tired of black men dating run down trailer park trash when they do pick a white woman…ie) nicole simpson–R.I.P cuz she didn’t deserve to die but she looked like he picked her up in the white ghetto. i’m sorry that’s how she looked to me.

on Monday, December 4, 2006 @ 1:20 pm

BEANS said:
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Bill,

Many black women try to emulate white women. Why do you think they get the blonde hair? Please show me an all African-American child that is born with blonde hair. Also, why do you think they get blue eyes? I know that some full African-Americans have blue eyes, but it is a gene associated with Anglo-Americans. And please don’t get me started on the skin lighteners. (Although this is not a problem for African Americans as much as Indians. Crazy, I know! Google it.)

As for the body parts… that’s all across the board. Not all black women have great bodies as not all asian women nor white women. I wouldn’t dare say that white women are paying to have what black women have. Many black women have huge asses and a 34-A breast size. Who would pay for that body?!? I think women in general are paying to have what they think will enhance their sexuality. Plastic surgery is not popular in the black community mainly because black men love a woman with a curvy body even if some places aren’t as thick as they could be (the huge breasts with the pancake ass!). White men, in general, are just now getting on the bandwagon preferring women with curves.

Bill Said:

I question the logic in why Black Women would even WANT to look like White Woman.

Most Black Men are not attractive to White Women
* At Least I’m not.

When I was younger, I had a girlfriend.
When she went away to school (in california) she changed..When she came back home to jersey for Thansgiving break, she had a blond weave, and green titnted contacts. I was devestated. We broke up because I was so disgusted by the sudden change.

When I flew out to Kalifornia, for a Kappa Beach Party
(Shout Out to Mu Epison Nupes & Theta Epison Nupes), I noticed ALL the sisters out there were walking around with blond weaves & green contacts..This was twenty years ago….

Truth be told, Woman have been doing this for DECADES
Madam CJ Walker (the First Woman Millionaire) made her initial money off of Beauty products.

I don’t know if you remember Angel.la posting on
ARON RANEN’S BLACK HAIR DOCUMENTARY from September 8 (Concrete Loop)

But The Black Hair Care is a Multi Million Dollar Industry.

Did you know that the majority of beauty hair care products targeted to African American Woman are manufactured by non black own manufactures (Koreans)

Even though Black make up less than 10% of the American Population, BLACK WOMAN buy over 70% of the wig & extentions here in the United States

Aron Ranen’s Black Hair Documentary Part One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p96aaTSdrAE

* If you wish to view the entire documentary,
Please goto You Tube and type in Aron Ranen Black Hair Documentary Part Two , Three & Four to see the entire video segment

One of the Korean Stores in the documentary brags about seeling weaves & extention to Little Richard & Janet Jackson.

My Point is this: In or attempt to trying to replicate the WHITE MAN apperance in straightning our hair and dye’ing our skin, our we REALLY making ourselves more attractive to the opposite sex OR are we doing this as a “self hatred” of ourselves, our race, heritage, and our ethnic looks.

The funny thing about this entire episode, we are giving money to the KOREANS, so that we can look WHITE.

Sad…
It is all about Self Hatred & Low Self Esteem

New York know she look a damn fool with that shit

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE, GET A BREAST REDUCTION!!!
I’m not completely against breast implants, but they should make you look better. That’s the problem with plastic surgery in general, too many people look worse afterwards. The only person who looks good with surgery is Janet or maybe Vivica after the swelling.