I took one look at New York and I want to give her some Aleve for those tittyballs.

Flavor Flav is a real ACE COON BOOM.

Miss Jay. Dear lord, you’s a beastly thing. Please stop. Now.

CoCo. Is not biodegradable.

LMAO @#25

WOW…that’s all I can say…no pix of DEE??

@ Bill, you handled Beans very nice! I don’t know how a black woman can look to a white woman for ways to improve! Black women are copied more than they copy!

Black women have only one downfall…poverty! So, when New York got a few royalty checks, she thought to herself, “what can I do with my money”! Bigger fake Boobs! They might come in handy in her line of work!

@ bill— i buy hair weaves and i color my hair(currently a rust color) but i do things when i want a change or if i simply just see something i like…. i really doubt that the majority of women who buy weave are trying to look like a white woman… some people just like to switch up their style…. with u being a man i guess that may be a lil over your head,all this hair talk.

@135 Beans. I agree with you. Most people of color love curves. African-American, Latinos and people from the middle east. But we hate our kinky hair and black skin. Damn near every African American women has a perm. Please don’t give me that story about how it’s easier to care for with a perm. I realize that some people have extremely kinky hair that is hard to comb and they benefit from a relaxer. But most of us simply think nappy hair is “bad hair”. And it better to be light skin with smooth curly hair. Just look at the video’s. Hell when I was younger that’s how I felt. Now I know how stupid it was.

Let’s be real how many of you would rock a fro? Just go all natural. Buy a pick with a fist at the end. Be honest. If you could change the texture of your hair permanently (never need a perm again) would you? Personally, I would love to have hair like Amerie or Tracee Ellis Ross.

Just think about this before we diss Ms. New York. By the way, where are her nipples?

Gary Dourdan look like he got cat scratch fever.

Flavor been smokin crak.

Blu Cantrell look like a walkin nightmare. Slap that fool and wake her ass up.

Furonda look the Queen all right. An ugly boy in a dress. What’s that shapeless paper mache looking shyt she got on?

Did ANY of these shyt-for-brains realize they was gonna be on tv? A truly sad sit-cheeyation.

@Lteefaw—i have done perms(which i have rite now) and i have gone natural (a baby fro’) and i’ve had briads and the kiny twists….. from what i’ve seen a lot of women (including myself) just like to try different things… i like to be free to experiment. but i recognize that there are some women who hate being black and having black features but that’s not always the case when someone choses to have weave. i’m just saying don’t jump to the conclusion becuz she has weave (even if it’s blonde) that she hates herself… she just may feel that she can try so many things and can rock it all better than any white woman can.

oops typo’s *kinky twists *chooses

Hey Bill,

I have an aunt and a neice (4 y. o.) with bond hair. They’re black….high yella but they still black.

@156 lmao cat scratch fever……ooooh you wrong!

** BLONDE

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that was my facial expression. W.T.F. is going on with these pics??? LMAO!

New York should have gotten an ass implant instead!

@157 I don’t think that a women who wears a weave or has a perm hates herself. But you know that many of us view nappy hair as a “Bad thing” When I had my baby my grandmother had the nerves to ask me if my baby had bad hair.

on Monday, December 4, 2006 @ 2:38 pm

boopie said:
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Hey Bill,

I have an aunt and a neice (4 y. o.) with bond hair. They’re black….high yella but they still black.

Bill Said:

There are a LOT of Black Woman with Blond Hair !!!!

The First Black Woman that comes to Mind is VANESSA WILLIAMS !!
**From the ORGINAL SOUL FOOD, Johnson family Vacation, My favorite movie Erasure !!!

Vanessa has ALWAYS had blond hair. I’m sure it’s natural..
Maybe her mother was a white woman…
She looks good Though…

AND

My Mother in Law’s hair in dyed blond…
My Mother in Law is fine too..
If my wife ever gave me any lip, I would simply trade her in for my Mother in law, Cause she knows how to cook my favorite meal Fish & Lasanga !!!!!

@Lteefaw— lol@ your grandmother (no disrespect)… i know some people are like that but i didn’t want anyone to generalize being as i am one of those women who change hair styles like i change underwear…LOL. for me it’s just trying out different things.

Lawdy, Lawdy! Where do I start?

Why did NY do that to herself? Can you say “not cute”? When you get breast implants they are supposed to be proportionate to the rest of your body? If she wanted to make an improvement on herself, I would not have suggested breast implants, reconstructive face surgery would have been better.

Jay….u know what, I ain’t even going there with him today. *scrolling back up looking at picture* LMAO!! He/She…whatever is a fool!

on Monday, December 4, 2006 @ 2:45 pm

Lteefaw said:
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@157 I don’t think that a women who wears a weave or has a perm hates herself. But you know that many of us view nappy hair as a “Bad thing” When I had my baby my grandmother had the nerves to ask me if my baby had bad hair.

Bill Said:

With all DUE RESPECT, could you answer me this question: Why do woman wear weaves or why do YOU wear a wear ???

I honestly want to know.
Did someone tell you that you would be more attractive with longer hair ?
Do you feel self conscience about the length of your hair ??
Is it easier to manage or style when you have synthetic hair ??
Are you following a trend or a faze ?
Did you boyfriend/Husband leave you for someone with Longer Hair ??
Have you always wanted long hair like Beyonce ???
I had to mention Beyonce, because no one else has today…

I’m not trying to get personnel or in your business..I’m just trying to understand.
Yes, I am married, and no my wife has never worn a wig or a weave…She keeps her hair pretty short..She has a Kelis these days and I love it..She can grow her hair shoulder length when she wants…When she gets pregnant, Her hair starts to grow down her back. It’s the most remarkable thing..Whenever she wants long hair, she will ask me for a protein treatment…..

Wheres Mr. Bojangles and Hattie Mae?

Flavor Flav and that show are a fucking disgrace…

Why not put on blackface while you at it

ewwww@ bill’s version of a protein treatment.LOL

CoCo = Porno Bitch Ice T.= Gettin old man. FOL chix look like high class hoes. Blu is everywhere but she aint doin nothin.

I cant wait to see New yorks show lol

@ Bill, I thought Vanessa Williams’ had natural light brown hair?

ROTL @ at this entire post

VH1= glorified Z-list celebrities

Furonda looks like a broke down Statue of Liberty, Blu Cantrell looks like a Smurf Nazi

Everyone’s a HAM, lol at Coon of the Year

Cosign with 78

This whole post gives me a headache. I have never saw so much HAM in one place at one time.

I must address this issue though. Furonda baby place eat something a neckbone, a rib, some carbs something. The breastbone, drag queen, monkey toe knuckle look is just NOT working for you baby. you making Flav almost kinda look halfway decent in that pic.

Mis Jay is actually giving you a run for your monkey honey.

My Goodness I think I just Got a headache from so much being wrong wrong wrong in this post.

***faints of dizziness*****

place *****please**** correction and I emphasize it. I sure hope furonda reads this.

and that dress is hideous!

i’d fuck New York’s crazy ass till she was sane.
Her tetas were already off the hook so she must be crazy to think she needed them bigger.

I LOVE NEW YORK AND HER PERSONALITY EVEN THOUGH SHE USUALLY LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN(AND A FABULOUS ONE AT THAT). bUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A BROKEN DOWN DRAG QUEEN IN THOSE PICS. CANT WAIT TILL HER SHOECOMES OUT THOUGH

Oh I have one positive thing to say:

***********Clears throat******

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******drops mic and walks off of the soapbox exit right >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

@QueeRoxx— please tell me u meant show cuz i don’t think i could take her actually coming out with a line of shoes.LOL

New York looks a mess!
Ice -T (and that hooker he calls his wife) needs to find that rock and crawl back under it.

New York O.D’d with the implants, CoCo’s tits are CRAZY FAKE AND DONE WRONG!! Fergie looks cute in the face and DAMN FURONDA!! Her slinky ass and that dama tiara!

BRIAN…I still love NY as well. I can’t help it. She makes me laugh.

BULLETPROOF…I want to know why Blu is invited to everything my man Gary is invited to. Hmm…….

ROLMAO @ 12 and 15!

NEW YORK why, you aint right

Miss Jay qualifies as the ugliest man or woman I have ever seen in my life.

As far as IceT and CoCo. He looks like her grandfather but it seems as if they may have a real connection. She is attractive, but extremely plastic. Between the bleached hair, the tan, the breast implants, the steriods, the butt implants, you wonder what she really looks like…..I am sure some country hick chick. But whatever. Good luck to both of them.

NY(shaking head). Tsk Tsk, NY. What the hell is ur problem girl?? NY needs mental help. She’s snapped!! She is not attractive to begin with, and if u r going to enhance your looks it should be subtle and complimentary. Let’s hope that the swelling goes down soon. To go that far, she must have really been very depressed. I do admire her boldness, ability to focus on a goal, and her (if only for appearances) confidence. If she could channel that energy into something positive she would be a force to be reckoned with. Can’t wait to see her viciousness rise to new levels on her new show. She is not attractive or intelligent but she is definitely interesting to watch.

Let’s not give any of these people more credit than they deserve. They have not made any contributions to society in the grand scheme of things they are insignificant. Flava Flav makes us look bad as a race, NT and all those girls on the show are an embarrassment to real intelligent beautiful black women and are not true representatives of us. Most of them were uneducated, lacked class and tast, etc. It’s just entertainment. And they, all of them, are clamoring hard to keep our attention (the public).

look at them bigoh titties lol i wish i could suck on dem

coco the hoe hoe nice tits

what i wouldent give to have the girl in the purple suck my dick while i tasting dem tits oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
oh yes i can just feel her tounge fergie kinda fine

damn i cant spell my bad

yeah purple bitch keep dat mouth open u gon get a little taste of sp3rm

wtf

I;ve always thought that Paris Hilton was a waste of film. Frankly, she bores me. She can’t really be friends with anyone attractive (e.g., Kim Kardashian) because they would realize that she is nothing but a plain jain with lipstick on. She is a media hog. Her friendship with Brittany Spears (that needy, desparate, idiot of a woman…I’d be ashamed to call her my mother) is contrived for what she craves the most…..attention. If it weren’t for that last name and those deep pockets, no one would give her a second thought or glance. Let’s keep it real.

the girl in the purple oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
ima wax dat ass
yeah ima wax dat ass

@ 194 bitch u ant no diva wit ya stank ass pussy

i am a lesbian

ummm can someone get sex master his glasses?

When I look at that picture with Ice T, all I could think about is his fine ass son and Coco fuckin’ around. Clearly, I have a fucked up imagination.

Jay ALWAYS looks a hot ass mess, which is why I can’t understand how he has the nerve to critique someone. He has a fierce runway walk, but c’mon. Look at his ass!

Blu Cantrell reeks of has-been to me.

Gary Dourdan’s forehead is huge, but he’s a good actor. And his eyes are gorgeous.

Flavor Flav is and will always be something to laugh at.

Furonda had me crackin’ up last night with all those over the top poses she was doing on stage. And she knew she only had a few seconds in front of the camera, so it was like 10 poses in 5 seconds.

D.L. was funny and I liked how if he touched on a sensative issue and the crowd was hesitant to laugh, he would say something like “Ah hell, ya’ll know it’s true!”

Fergalicious is my joint, but Fergie’s performance was so disappointing last night. She was stiff as hell! I swear I screaming at the tv saying “Come on girl! Loosen the fuck up! What are you doing?!”

Paris looks drained and tired. I guess all that partying is catching up with her. She actually looked nice last night though, in a not-so-slutty kind of way.

New York’s implants are a HUGE mistake. They look gross on her little body and they seriously look like they’re about to burst. I really want to see what kind of stunts she’s gonna pull on her new show, especially with the twins. Guaranteed, she will pull in ratings.

i nominate new york for the. H.A.M awards…

ice t’s son is a CUTIE

New York looks ferocity! sp

KIm Kardashian is the finest out of Paris,Nicole,Kim, and Britney…

Fuck what you heard …Kim is hott

watch paris is gonna age so fast from all that she’s doing now… the only problem is she have a million face lifts so we won’t be able to see it when it happens.

Ice-T’s son look good…anyone know if he around fifteen…lol

i’m sorry i like NEW YORK but what in the hell possessed her to go and get some d cups first off they don’t fit her body they are to big and its just all wrong she needs to go back down to her normal size because she does not look normal what so ever

tiger,ny,redoytser,and wire
can’t stand none of the ho’s

I think Ice T’s son may be cute (glasses take a lot away from the face) and how is he like 14 or 15?

Omg what is New York thinking her implants are way too big for her body goodness. She was okay with what she already had what gave her the idea she needed huge melons.

flav must of really put it on ms new york to have her looking like dat

New York is just being New York fake boobs and all and what’s up with her Entourage? How old is Ice-T son?? He is a cutie fa sho and why oh why is Blue Cantrell invited to these events?

NY looks like a schizophrenic fool. She was CLEARLY jealous of all the attention Flav gave to Bootz because of her huge boobs. The implants are simply an attempt to try and catch his eye again like “Yeah Flav, look what you could have had!! Instead, you chose shit-stained eye, full moustached Deelishis”!!!

There is pure Get Back.

New York is trippin’. She looks crazy! Let me take that back, she been looking crazy, now she looks even crazier! She know she was wrong for that!

New York need to calm them BOOZOMBAS down ! lol

um….. why flav and furonda look like they related

ms jay lips look kinda crusty …. wit his mary kate and ashley eye shadow on !!!

Funny, #137.

Your a boy!!!

True Dat.

Reminds me of the scene in “Friday After Next”, where Money Mike’s in the bathroom with Damon.

And he’s like, “I’M A BOY! You’re not in prison anymore, Damon” LOL!!!

“Mister” Jay, YOU’RE A BOY!!!
LOLLOL!!!

Ice T’s son can git it

OMG new york was my fav until she got dem new tits thats so nasty she look a mess

UMM HOW OLD IS HIS SON? I THINK HE WAS ON CRIBS A WHILE BACK WHEN HE WAS LITTLE???

What’s really going on????

WTf was New York thinking? And Mrs Jay oh my gosh! 2 many Hams for a sista to comment on.(sad)
Blue has cute hair.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH NEW YORK??? AND WHY THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT TO HERSELF? SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!

WHY DOES SKINNY FURONDA HAVE TO WEAR THAT STUPID TIARA?? SHE LOOKS CRAZY AND SHE NEEDS TO EAT

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE GARY DOURDAN! I’VE LOVED HIM SINCE A DIFFERENT WORLD….DAMN HE’S GORGEOUS!!!

A true sign that you have arrived ! For men a fine piece of jewelry . For a women a new pair of tits ! Go New York …… really go get your old breast . Nothing like the real thing baby ………

Miss Jay looks like Punjab from Annie lmao

Ice T’s son is a lil cutie!

CHER YOU SOUND LIKE A FOOL! First of all people make fun of Pam andersons fake ass boobs all the time! second of all NEW YORK makes Ice T’s wife look flat chested! NEW YORK LOOKS LIKE A DAMN FOOL! So sitcho ass down Cher, and SHUT IT UP! with all that SISTERS HATIN ON SISTERS BULLSHIT! I dont know what is gonna make new york take flight first! the air in those 2 balloons or the air in her damn head!

LMAO!!!@FURONDA LOOKS UGLIER THAN FLAV..AND HER TOES LOOK LIKE BURNT CORNCHIPS! yall aint right! but yall sho are funny lol