WHO ROCK’D IT BETTER: CHRISTINA, BEYONCE, or BARBIE?
Thursday, December 7, 2006

Finally, another edition of Who Rock’d It better. I have to give a special shoutout to Carrington L. for submitting this to CL. I would have never caught this one. haha.
Anyway, Christina Aguilera rock’d this dress back in ‘03 for the 2003-2004 Versace advertisment campaign. She looks bleached out, but that dress fits well. Beyonce also wore this dress back in ‘03, but she rocked it at the MTV Movie Awards. This of course was back when she was “bootylicious.”
I don’t even know when Barbie decided to rock Versace, but I say she is wearing the hell out of that dress. Get um girl.
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76.
blk dds
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Bill gave the definition of DYSMORPHIA as:
One of the most common psychological conditions associated with cosmetic surgery is a condition commonly referred to as Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD). BDD is a distressing body image condition that involves excessive preoccupation with physical appearance in a ‘normal’ appearing person. This condition is often associated with intrusive thoughts of body dissatisfaction, avoidance of exposure to body images situations, such as mirrors in public places, and excessive body checking and comparisons with others. Thus, in its extreme form it can be quite debilitating and cause a great deal of anxiety and dis-satisfaction
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Also known as:
Vivica Fox, Lil Kim, low self esteem, self hate, and any / all other plastic surgery victims!
77.
AngelEyes
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
blk dds TOO FUNNY
Barbie is a tease.
Donald Trump will have met his match. She would clean him out!!!!!
78.
Bossy lady
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Beyonce is wearing the hell out of that dress, those shoes…MADE THAT OUTFIT. The dress is nice but the shoes are off the hook. Now Christina looks a boiling H.A.M. She should be ashamed that that picture was even publicized. As for Barbie
79.
cuvagurl08
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
definately beyonce!
80.
BashyBoo
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Ne-Ho for Ne-Yo said:
BARBIE IS ROCKIN THAT SHIT! SHOW THE BRATZ YOU STILL GOT IT BARB!!!
BEYONCE IS RUNNER UP.
MAN MY DAUGHTER IS A BRATZ FINATIC!LOL
EVEN BABRIE’S HAIR AND POSE IS BANGIN!!
81.
Cutetee
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
BARBIE!!! And I love those shoes…Get em girl!!! And #72 funny!!!
82.
myshell
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
“Yeah the bitch been in the game a long ass time. She just got a job as a substitute teacher and a doctors assistant a few years ago. ”
Lmao @ all the barbie comments. That heffa is a high priced hoe. Substitute teachers and nurses do not make enough to have all the shit she had.
As far as the post, Beyonce then barbie,then the corpse bride christina.
83.
bill
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
on Thursday, December 7, 2006 @ 11:22 am
pittbboi said:
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Well…Barbie IS putting both these bitches in their place. That’s right Barbie! They don’t want it!
Bill Said:
Pittboi should be a professional writer & critic for Vogue, Elle or Mademoiselle !!
Hey Pittboi, One day, I have to tell you about how I use to work for Conde Nast, 360 Madison Avenue in New York..I use to be in IT Support (Apple Computer is their Hardware, Quark & Photoshop is their Software) for the Office of Andre Leon Talley..Do you know who that is ???
84.
Why Lawd
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Come on now, Bratz couldn’t have pulled the dress off. I mean for one they’re teens and this dress is meant for the grown and sexy, and two, how many of them have jobs to be ballin enough to get that dress? LMAO
85.
Jaye
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
“Go shorty it’s Beyonce!!!”
86.
blk dds
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
I forgot to add that she (Barbie) was pregnant at one point in time and ain’t NOBODY say shit about who the daddy was or where the baby is now!
Barbie is a SLUT and a hoodrat!
87.
myshell
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Isnt DYSMORPHIA what ppl with anorexia have? Thats why they cant see how skinny and sick they look. They have a distorted self image. I dont know, just asking. I just have a hard time understanding that disease.
88.
candeegurl
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
#84…they don’t have to be ballin…they got that one chick from the country to design a dress just like this. It would have diamonds all over it though.
SMH - did I just talk about Bratz like they are real? OMG …i think I did.
89.
blk dds
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
#84
How Barbie get all the shit she got.
It’s possible she could have worked from home…..if you know what I mean.
But I don’t think she stayed on the Loop all day, cause being on here is what you call real “WORK”.
90.
Jay
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Yeah Bey is better lookin but the dress works better on Christina A I think, even though the face and all that looks a mess
91.
myshell
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
^^^Ummm..yes Candee you did.:-)
92.
AngelEyes
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Myshell it is all related but it is hard to understand.
93.
Such Magnificence
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
LMFAO @ them being against Barbie!!! Damn this post is too funny!
94.
candeegurl
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
LOL Myshell…being a nanny has it’s perks I guess. I watched the movie with the kids 2wks ago, and I acutally liked it.
95.
archuletachick
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
candeegurl said:
#84…they don’t have to be ballin…they got that one chick from the country to design a dress just like this. It would have diamonds all over it though.
SMH - did I just talk about Bratz like they are real? OMG …i think I did.
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LMAO.
96.
JASSIE FAI
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Im sorry but besides this dress barbie is WACK! That hoe be havin on some k-mart lookin cloths lol! U cant lie, how many times u seen that ho rockin neon blue or pink spandex/pants wit a lame ass tee? Now bratz make it do what it do! They be havin diamonds an ish, and the two black dolls plus the hispanic one stay lookin fly. The mixed doll fihanna be lookin decent sometimes, but other times she lets that white side come out a lil too much lol.
97.
bill
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Barbie & Bratz have Jobs ??? Do they advertise on the Internet ???

Do they do outcalls ???
I’m just saying……
98.
lovejonesma
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Umm Barbie!
99.
Why Lawd
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Blk dds psssssssh we all know that one of barbie’s side men paid for the dress, and the money from her legitimate jobs paid for the shoes and the flat-ironing of her hair.
Bratz just haven’t gotten up on the “right men” to rock the coture gowns yet lol they just gotta settle for the bootleg like candeegurl said with the rhinestones sewn all over it
100.
Nix
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
unfair representation
christina was made to look that way for the shoot
but she still looks better in the dress anyway IMO
bey is too curvy for it
it hangs better on xtina
101.
amaya
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
I’ll say Beyonce.. Barbie measurements are unrealistic.. I guess christina looks o.k for the look she was going for.
102.
yes
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Beyonce rocked it best, Barbie is a close second. I do like how hers has more ruffles, but the color doesn’t pop. That green shines on Beyonce’s skin.
103.
blk dds
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
#99 said:
We all know that one of barbie’s side men paid for the dress, and the money from her legitimate jobs paid for the shoes and the flat-ironing of her hair.
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Well how in the hell did she get the car and the house and shit.
I think she was about to be indicted for prostitution and had to hit up a temp agency to cover her ass!
Did she even graduate high school?
104.
HOLLIEWOOD
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Bey! Def. got this 1 - 2nd place goes 2 Barbie
105.
JASSIE FAI
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Ok since yall stay sayin barbie is doin well these days……
what pimp rock this?!
http://barbie.everythingg.../home/par_man_01x_2_1.jpg
Now look at MA girls!
http://www.austoy.com.au/fair/images/girls_lg.jpg
Thas how ya ball ladies!
106.
bill
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
on Thursday, December 7, 2006 @ 11:51 am
Why Lawd said:
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Blk dds psssssssh we all know that one of barbie’s side men paid for the dress, and the money from her legitimate jobs paid for the shoes and the flat-ironing of her hair.
Bratz just haven’t gotten up on the “right men” to rock the coture gowns yet lol they just gotta settle for the bootleg like candeegurl said with the rhinestones sewn all over it
on Thursday, December 7, 2006 @ 11:59 am
blk dds said:
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#99 said:
We all know that one of barbie’s side men paid for the dress, and the money from her legitimate jobs paid for the shoes and the flat-ironing of her hair.
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Well how in the hell did she get the car and the house and shit.
I think she was about to be indicted for prostitution and had to hit up a temp agency to cover her ass!
Did she even graduate high school?
Bill Said:
Mya Panache ALLEGES that the Bratz have been seen in High Price boutique’s SHOPLIFTING to support her couture habit !!
107.
concretestone
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
dress looks better on xtina
Beyonce ALWAYS jacking somebody’s else’s style. this is the 4th time she’s worn something AFTER another celeb has done so in a magazine.
She needs to fire Mama Knowles
108.
blk dds
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
#105 said:
Ok since yall stay sayin barbie is doin well these days……
what pimp rock this?!
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Shiiiid, Barbie does! She’s an old crow, a muthafuckin’ throwback. She had to tone the hoe side down a bit and class it up. She been in the game, she knows when to turn it on and click the shit off.
Now ya’ girls’, they’re young, they to will learn that ho’izm don’t last always. All that fur and make-up and diamonds and shit is going to tone down at about 30. Then they are going to learn that it is all about “bizness”!
If they had any sense they would/should be homeowners and owning their third high dollar car by now!
How old are they NE way?
Barbie put her best hoe foot forward and told those young bitches to fall in behind!……..lol
109.
Why Lawd
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Well she graduated something, because someone gave me one of those graduating barbie dolls when I graduated high school (not sure why, but oh well)
Look on wikipedia for a list of her “careers”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie’s_careers
I admit barbie has had some ugly outfits, but when she goes all out, her outfits will be elaborate and on point.
*side note: I didn’t think I’d actually get drawn into a discussion debating barbies fashion/career merits, but its amusing me, so I’ll keep going lol*
Car, house, all the big stuff, paid for by whichever man Barbie had on the side at the time, whether it was a senator, a professional football player, CEO, you name it, if he’s rich she’s probably been with him
Bratz are cute, but Barbie is established and has been around (in more ways that one LOL)
110.
grlnva
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
The light skinned black girl, I refuse to say her name. LOL
111.
Marie
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
BARBIE…..
112.
SAFFIRE IN NEW YORK
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Yall really are too damn funny. Talking about Barbie and the Bratz. #105 true that. Them Bratz stay fly. Barbie look like a soccer mom in them pics. I even watch the bratz show sometimes with my sisters, I must admit, I really liked the show. Have you seen the new brat Felicia. She is darkskinned. Im just mad they put blondish hair on hair but she still look gorg.
Love,Peace,&&Honeyy
113.
Why Lawd
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
LMAO @ Bill!!! I’m going out for lunch, this post is killing me right now lol
114.
ms_mac1
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Well seeing as how is the Black man’s Barbie, how can ya’ll compare the original to her? It’s like pitting sister against sistah.
115.
ms_mac1
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
^^ Well seeing as how Beyonce is the Black man’s Barbie…
116.
SAFFIRE IN NEW YORK
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Blk DD’s I think (Bratz) they live in a penthouse somewhere in NY.
Love,Peace,&&Honeyy
117.
Beyonce's Stank Breath
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
LOL @#110.
I’m gonna say it’s a tie between Beyawnce and Barbie, although Bey’s shoes look terrible.
Christina looks HORRIFIC!!!!!! Like something out of a bad dream!!!
118.
JASSIE FAI
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Saffire:
Yeah My lil sister got that doll an I love it! Im glad that SOMEBODY finally realized that blacks come in all shades just like yt’s. They got a lightskinned black doll too now. Bratz is really representin minorities which is why i like them better than “ethnic barbie”.
119.
ms_mac1
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
#105, you on that stuff fo real! lol
Loook how classy and womanly Barbie is in that pink and red. Homegirl is fierce, and she’s rocking the hell out of them red boots. I got that same pink sweater by the way. lol
The Bratz on the other hand are all glittery and sh!t. Too many accessories, too many fandangles. They’ve failed to follow Chanel’s rule #1. ALWAYS remove one piece of jewelry before you leave the house (or something like that).
120.
Cookie
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Barbie…I am sick og beyonce’s ass.
121.
Cookie
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
are those corns on beyonce’s feet?
122.
Mizzeshy
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
UH OH I SEE U BARBIE DOIN IT BIG.
123.
JASSIE FAI
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
I know u didnt compliment that hos outfit! How u gon have a pank sweater, a red knee length skirt wit some orange boots lol? Lookin like a super kmart back to school special! An bratz dont need to follow no rules! Thas why they the trendsetters an barbie is the followers *cough* Myscene barbie *cough*
124.
MiMi
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
GO Barbie! lol
Catherine Zeta Jones wore this dress too.
125.
myshell
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
“are those corns on beyonce’s feet?”
I was thinking the same damn thing. My small ass laptop isnt good for anything but being cute. I can barely see them but they look like corns on each damn toe. Is that even possible? Somebody please say it aint so.
126.
ms_mac1
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Jassie Fai, you might need to adjust the color of your screen. Them boots is not orange! lol.
Red and pink goes very well together, BTW. You just have to know how to rock it. Everybody ain’t able.
Them Bratty chicks are straight RAVE, Forver 21 and Limited Too. Boooooooooo!!! They ain’t even on the come up of 5-7-9! lol
127.
Bunny hop
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
beyonce all the way I love beyonce I’ll pick her ova anybody cause that’s my role model. Keep up the good looks “B”
128.
ms_mac1
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Myshell, Yes, dear. Sad but true.
I’m sure a non-fan will do the honors of showing the Pink Panther premiere close-ups of her corn dogs.
Not cute. Not cute at all.
129.
JASSIE FAI
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Oh an how is barbie classy and womanly when she rockin this http://www.sweetdreamscre...MY_BLING_BLING_BARBIE.jpg
Thas what happens when u try to immitate bratz style wit a cheap ass budget….u look like a 2 dolla ho!
130.
Mo Mo
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Bey looks really pretty in this pic. WTF happened? I mean she’s still gorgeous, but its not the same.
131.
JASSIE FAI
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Damn is yall serious about them bein corns? Im mad I’m reppin bratz like they my crew lol.
132.
RUNTHESHIT
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Bee and Barbie look like twins..with that pose…
Yeah In real life Barbie would a stuck up hoe….and the Bratz would have to jump her ass…
133.
AreYouSerious?
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Um…C.A. makes it look like a scary movie costume. Beyonce takes it up one level to make it like casual dressy. But I think Barbie takes the crown on this one. She make it look elegant
134.
blk dds
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Y’all don’t get me wrong I love the Bratz and if I have ever purchased a Barbie doll (before Bratz were out) it was a “BLACK” Barbie. If they didn’t have a black Barbie then Matel(sp?) didn’t get my money.
I only purchase Bratz dolls, when warranted.
Now with that being said:
Barbie last “career” was American Idol and Canadian Mountee in 2005.
Being that we all know she didn’t win American Idol, she probably had no other choice than to become some backup dancer or better yet a video hoe, which explains some of the perks.
And her other gig was a Canadian Mountee…….
Need I say more………..lol
I bet you she got a prize winning horse out of “that” deal, and she’s getting it ready to race in next year’s Kentucky Derby.
Damn she’s a fuckin’ hustla’!
It’s all about “bizness”.
It’s obvious I don’t feel like working today!
135.
Ty
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Y’all seem to be missing the part where she said Christina was doing a VERSACE AD CAMPAIGN. You act like she walked down the red carpet like that.
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SAFFIRE IN NEW YORK
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
I dont think those are corns, maybe its the way the shoe scrunches up her toes. Damn, I really wish I could zoom in.
Love,Peace,&&Honeyy
137.
BabyBlu18
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Ima half to go with beyonce and the barbie I don’t know what going with christina maybe if she didn’t like that I would of say all of them
138.
JASSIE FAI
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
U know barbie cant throw down! Bratz would beat them hos down if they eva got into it, an they would fix they weave an keep it movin when its ovah!
139.
Yosay
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Nobody can touch barbie! she’s more authentic than her counterparts!
140.
SAFFIRE IN NEW YORK
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
OMG, lmaooooo at Jassie Fai calling barbie a 2 dolla ho.
Love,Peace,&&Honeyy
141.
DIVA
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
OH SNAP BEE DO LOOK LIKE SHE GOT TOES GROWING OVER TOES, LOL…
HA HA HA HA AH HAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
142.
Tracey
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
in all fairnes, BARBIE IS ROCKING THE HELL OUT OF THAT DRESS, lol!
143.
Sunshine
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Bey all the way…
144.
Meatloaf
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
I like it when Beyonce’ does “Drunk Barbie”!
145.
MrsDawsondn
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Barbie got it on lock. Although I do like Bey’s shoes.
146.
ms_mac1
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
OK Jassie Fai, you got me. Barbie obviously had a Bey moment when she went half-nekked, threw on a weave and painted the face. And yes, you need to quit reppin them hot a$$ little girls like you a Bratz stan. lol
BLK DDS, did you say Barbie was in Brokeback Candian mountain? Dang, she going hard like that? lol - j/k.
147.
ms_mac1
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
@ Myshell, not a Bey hater but I give the people what they want….
Poor girl works so hard only to have her feet repay her like this:
http://idis.blogg.se/imag...nk_pather6_1139389926.jpg
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blk dds
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
#147
Damn.
Love Bey, love the dress, but Damn Bey.
I guess Ming Lee couldn’t fit her in for a quick pedi.
149.
Why Lawd
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
Bratz is to Barbie what New money is to Old money: Flashy, cheap, and tawdry.
Barbie can take it anywhere from tramp to soccer mom to coture and work it. Bratz take it from tramp to overglitzed and leave it there.
The one thing I’ll give Bratz is that they have them in more shades and they’re cute, which is great. However, Barbie brought us them gals from around the world. Anyone see a Diwali or Kenyan Bratz? Any Bratz reppin Carnaval, or the chinese new year?
Bratz is exactly the ones that would try to pull it out on the street, but Barbie ain’t got no time to worry about that. They better not try to hit up none of those military Barbies, because they will break them off, make the bodies disappear, and tell everyone that the girls must’ve tripped off a sidewalk and vanished into thin air. Bratz don’t want nunna that! LOL
Barbie: Sometimes trampy, sometimes frumpy, sometimes fabulous WOMEN
Bratz: Glitzy, over-made-up, showy GIRLS
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j
Thursday, December 7, 2006 /
beyonce is wearing the dress wrong she has the corset laces on top oh her breasts when they are supposed to go under
i say christina— cuz i remebr seeing that campaign and thinking it was a sck ass photo
lol@ at angels barbie comment
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