Check out Beyonce at the Sports Illustrated cover party last night in Cali. This photo SCREAMS caption me. So caption it, and I will choose the best ones and post it back on here later.
Yeah I jacked this idea from MK (DLISTED), but that’s my homeboy!
I like the song a lot..im ready to download it now!
2 beautiful to exist!!!!!! she’s stunning!
BEAUTY….BEYONCE!!!!!!
sings in her head “She aint the average chick… she the baddest chick…BACK UP!!!”
CAPTION: DAMN..I SHOULD B ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE..OOPS I ALREADY AM!
I get the impression she’s the type that thinks she looks the best in the room even if the other person in the room was a big ass picture of her. lol Caption: Yeah, you cute. But you can’t hold a candle to me though. I’m BEYONCE!!! Don’t get it twisted.
“Damn that’s some good wig glue.”
“I wonder how long it took to airbrush this one”
caption: This is one cover that heifer can’t get…take that Jennifer, tryna still my light, beyotch.
GO BEYONCE I LOVE YOUR ASSSSSSS!!!!!
GO BEE
The reason a lot of “hate” is directed towards beyonce is because she and her team seem malicious and very vindictive. If you speak up – you’re out the group. If you look like her (farrah) – you’re out the group. If you DARE sing better than her – cold shoulder (JHUD)….if you try to put your life together and release an album on nyour own – she moves up her release date suddenly to coincide with yor freshman effort (latoya)….if she’s not getting all the praise and attention, then she can’t show up to support her co-stars in awards shows (look at her absence from events two weeks prior to the grammys)….and the list goes on and on…..AND if you ever notice – JHUD says Bey was nice to her – but she never passionately defends Bey when people ask her how she was treated…she just makes vague comments about everyone getting along —-that;s girl code speak for “she was a true “B” but I aint gonna say nuttin’ b/c I dont want to get blackballed”….that’s what that whole situation is about…..
Look, I liked Bey too. But she then showed some really ugly, cold, nasty, petty, vidnicitve behavior when she showed out on all her competition and her band members….I also understand she treats her band and dnacers like CRAP. So that is why the hate is directed to her. She’s a brown girl doing well- so I applaud her – but she is also a part of a very nasty Mafioso type family that tries to shut down all thing non-Beyonce and people hate that…..so that’s why all the “hate” —at least from my point of view…
Caption: Ok ma, And?
Btw, are you really gonna pick a winner Angel?
Angel isn’t gonna pick. She probably did this on purpose just to get us going, LOL.
Caption:
“Damn… i hope my breath wasnt stankin in that pic….shit i hope it dont stank now…ay yo solange you got some gum, tick-tacks, or toothpaste… i need 2 freshin up!?!?!”
CECE AND LALALALALA STOP FUCKING TAGGING BEHIND ME IN EVERY POST STUPID ASS LAP DOGS.YALL TAGGING BEHIND ME LIKE TWO HUNGRY ASS DOGS THAT NEED FOOD.YALL ARE SOME SORRY BROKE ASS KIDS WITHOUT A MOMMA GO SUCK ON A BONE AND FUCK OFF.
caption:Damn…………I knew I shuld of Creamed MY ARMS!!!!!1
Caption: “Hey, that girl looks just like me!!”
Caption:
mmm….they could have made me look a bit more perfect!
“DAMNNN I LUK HELLA FINE!”
“WOAH WHOZ DAT GOOD LUKING CHICK?! ooo its me, damn im fine”
“Silly pawns… Im not even an athelete …and they thought I only had the power to push back kelly and michelle albumns.”
“my breath stills smells like hot garbage”
OR
“Fat is in BITCHES”
Complimentary posts=Beyonce posting about herself.
She’s a real life MONSTER-no lie.
BLACK people, WE need to wake up! WE are the only people who do not stand behind our own. WE are too busy worrying about what the next person has instead of being happy and looking to the person for a blueprint on how to get ahead in this world. As soon as a BLACK person becomes successful or has continued success, WE are tired of seeing them, WE do not support their products, WE find every reason to be critical, WE look for ways to bring each other down. I don’t see Asians, Whites,Latinos, Mexicans etc.. verbally attacking their celebrities. Its rare you go to websites and see people discussing J.Lo, Madonna, Shakira(and all the rest) in a negative manner. That’s not to say these artist are not criticized by their own kind, but its no comparison to what WE put OUR own through. 80% of comments posted here are absolutely ridiculous and uncalled for. WE think its cool to be “street”, WE disrespect our elders, WE do not uplift one another when we do something positive. They are laughing at us. WE have so much power and demand, but we don’t know what to do with it. OUR mentality has to change. Beyonce is a hot commodity right now. She is “The It Girl” of the moment. White, Black, Purple, Brown… she is it! She is in a position where companies are beating her door down to promote their products. She doesn’t have to go out seeking them, nor does she have to do something underhanded to fend off competitors. When Monica and Fantasia’s cds came out, they were too hood and wouldn’t appeal to mainstream. Beyonce is too mainstream with too much exposure. Mary isn’t sad anymore and her music isn’t as good. Kelis is too alternative. Ashanti is wack. Keysha Cole is a bitch. Alicia Keys isn’t feminine enough… What do WE want people??? It’s time to grow. WE are our worst enemies!
To the poster above:
Oh please. Get off your soapbox. We are talking about a pop star. She is not the savior of the black race. She is a barely talented, overexposed media whore who most people are tired of already. It is white people, black people, orange people, blue people, animals ( she wears fur) and other breathing organisms that have had enough of this woman being shoved down our throats. You are so right. The companies do seek her out, as usual they are behind the pulse of the people. The people do not WANT her anymore. She was unkind and ungracious with the whole Dreamgirls thing. We had to hear her talk about her 9 grammys and how she could not be effie-too thin.
What a slam on Jennifer Hudson. Beyonce really should have sung “I am telling you I am not GOING”. Because it appears she is NEVER going away. But boy do the majority of us wish she would and take those awful House of DEREON dead-animal clothes with her.
Booo. I saw it. Plain.
Marissa Miller, one of the VS models, owned it
” Godaammm! Even i’m tired of seeing your ass”
OR
” i am convinced i am the best damn thing since slice bread!”
Damn, I Look Good…
wow…i actually look okay without a lacefront!
CAPTION: TAKE THAT JENNIFER! YOU THINK I WOULD LET YOU TAKE MY SHINE!!!! I MEAN PLEASE LOOK AT ME, EVERYONE ELSE IS!!!!
CAPTION: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ME, I DON’T REMEMBER TAKING THIS PICTURE?
“Damn I look good in this pic, but in five years, I’ll look like my mother…DAMN!!”
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i told myself , myself said huh, and i realize that i can read my mind