Caption: All yall hoez think I fell off huh??? Well, you betta watch ya back cuz I’ma come back with a vengeance! And JHUD, I’ma get you and your lil doggie too BIA BIA!

Seriously though, she’s saying, “DAMN, I look so good why do I need Jay? I could have more fun by my damn self, I love my body!” LOL!

Who is that chick, oh damn, it’s me, work it B, work it, let’s see Rihanna do that, I need an SOS to save me from myself. Let’s see Jhud do this, Vogue gon’ miss me, my time is now, damn i’m a hot heffer …

Caption: “Who needs an Oscar when you can simply grace the cover of Sports Illustrated magazine?”

LOL # 35 & #54

Im the shit. ahaha but yea she lookin sexy. This is hot.

Caption: “WHO NEEDS VOGUE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED”

Beyonce:
“Now thats a fine bitch right there”!!!

Caption: On second thought, those HOD bathing suits are tacky as hell.

caption: id rather be suckn jays dick

CAPTION #1 - “Ooooh, Sasha! We done did it again, girl!”

CAPTION #2 - “I got Me, Myself, & I…in the end, it’s what I found out…from now on, I’m gonna be my own best friend.”

CAPTION #2 - “I’ve been to the mountaintop! I AM the mountaintop! None of these fools can touch me!”

“Jennifer may have snagged Vogue but she’ll NEVAH make Sports Illustrated”

“You ready Bee? Let’s go get’em!”

“damn I’m fly”

LMAOROTF @ #69!

Caption:

“Damn Sasha, Where are you when I need you….”

http://www.empressmag.com

Caption: Imma bad B&%#(

CAPTION: “F*CK ANOTHER DREAMGIRLS PREMIERE; IT’S ALL ABOUT MOI TONITE”

LMAOROTF @ #65!

caption: thank god they fixed my lacefront!!

“hmm, i might as well use my looks to get recognition these cause it sure aint my talent or my voice”

She doesn’t have that glow. Beyonce normally has a glow. Somethings going on. She normally looks happy. She looks “BLAH”.

Why can’t B-Day be everyday?? You’re the only one that appreciates me Kitty Kat!!

Caption:

Yeah, that’s how you do it… Who needs Vogue when you have SI. Everyone will take me seriously as an actor now…

Lol!

Alright girl now this is a dress I am happy to see you in and you better not ever wear that shit you wore for the GG awards again. She is breathtaking in this photo. Get them girl. I don’t always have negative things to say about you.

LOL@ #64

That’s my girl!!!!!!!!!! Much luv BEE!!!!!

Why can’t B-Day be everyday??

She looks “BLAH”, not happy. She normally has a glow and twinkle in her eye. She looks kinda gloomy in the face. She looks happier when Jay is next to her.

She looks great and I see she has some black tracks put in to go with the dress. Nice!

LMAO @ #65, that’s too funny!!!

LOL@ #65!

“Hell yeah, I’m the shit”

I dont think so but her face says it all.

Caption: There go that niggas yacht way over there. I peeped his ass ol big lip muthafucka.

“I wonder if I can win an award for this…hmmm, Best Swim wear in a sports magazine…they have to a some sort of Heisman Trophy for that…beat that J-Hud!”

I must admit….
Girl you holding up Traffic!!!!!

(Why couldn’t you wear a cute dress like this to the grammy’s??????)

Jay betta stop with his crap before he get the Green Light!!!!!!

Caption…Take that Tyra!

FUNNY ASS POSTS:

7. TANNA AKA NE-HO said:
“Fuck Jay-Z! I’m so fine, I think I’ll marry MYSELF!”

18. Genesisbaby said:
She actually looks a little disgusted with the picture, Caption…. I should have done my arms above my head pose.

27. NetworKing said:
“Good thing you can’t see my lacefront line!”

73. LEENIE said:
CAPTION: NOW THAT’S HOW YOU WEAR A LACEFRONT!

83. Southern Belle said:
Caption: On second thought, those HOD bathing suits are tacky as hell.

“HUH, DREAMGIRLS, DAMN THEY PHTOTSHOPPED ME THIN AS A RAIL, WHERE MY BOOTY AT?, IT’S OBVIOUS IM WIDER IN PERSON, OH BUT I GOT ON BLACK SO MAYBE THEY WONT NOTICE, HUH DREAMGIRLS, I’M DA BADDEST CHICK…WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY BOOTY AT???”

Caption: I guess Jay was right I am the baddest chick in the game…speaking of Jay where is his ass?? Oh! That’s right he’s working on his new design for the 40 oz.

You a bad muthaf**#@ - (shut yo mouf), but I’m talkin bout you.

“have yall got enough of gettin stung by the bee”!!

She looks fierce in this picture…..killen em with the new look and hair. She’s fitting right in at the models event….definitely a good look.

Caption:
Wow, they did a great job of photoshopping my head onto Solange’s body.

DAMN, I’M A SEXY BITCH! DO I MAKE YOU HORNY, YEAH BABY YEAH…..

LOL I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!

Ugly dress, looks like a tent. Beyonce is just whack now-a-days. She always trying to show that slit down the front of her dresses to give her a better body. You rarely see her chest covered. That look is so played and so are the wig ass wigs.

Caption: Didn’t someone tell me that Bitch Rihanna was in Vegas too? Hmmmm…..

caption: why it look like my arm ashy?

Caption:
The airbrushed the shyt out of my picture.

Caption:
She kinda looks like me

Caption:
Maybe they will give me an Oscar for being on the cover

Caption:
I am trying to think how I can get everyone to talk about me again.

Caption 1: What magazine I Haven’t been on? Oh yeah, Playboy is next. I get Daddy to work on that.

Caption 2: Oops, I did it again. I took somebody else’s shine.

She looks tired, are those bags under her eyes that the makeup is trying to hide?

“Damn, am I Beyonce or Sasha?”

“J-hud? Oscar Nomination? Vanity Fair? It’s always about ME, always will be about ME, and it’s gone stay being about ME! B #$%H PUHHHLEEAASSEE!!!” - BEYONCE

Damn I’m fine. But how did Jennifer get Vogue over me? I mean I’m Beyonce.

“umh,i wish he would send me to da left,…got me twisted”.

Caption: “I bet Jennifer Hudson can’t top me on this one.”

jay-z aint shit she needed to dump his ugly ass he aint the richest black man around. fuck him dont go back to him beyonce hes trash.

Caption: “I Love Me Some Me”

(which is also my motto in life, lol)

Ok, I’m a Beyonce fan, but there’s something about this girl….she’s vain and she’s got the idea that she’s supposed to be number one….her face in this picture shows all.

Look how clever I am, I got all of those fools thinking my announcing my cover on SI the very day after Jennifer Hudson’s Vogue cover is a COINCIDENCE, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Caption: I am making history once again and the hating is only fuel to my fire!!

I cannot stand you Beyonce’ haters!!

I look amaysin’.

caption: I’m the ishh…I aint goin’ NO WHERE!! I’m gonna stay on top.

CAPTION: That b*tch J-Hud!!! Oh wait… that’s me.

CAPTION FOR BEYONCE PHOTO

dAMN GIRL, YOU LOOK SO GOOD. i THINK i WANNA BUY YOU A SHORT SET!!

Caption: Thats right girl you show them what u got..by tomorrow everyone will love u again

“Now that’s how you do a cover shot J-DUD!!!”

lol I love J-HUD!

AND

“…I get it from my momma!”

Caption: “J Hud might be the first singer ever to grace the cover of Vogue but she’ll never cover sports illustrated. Thinking she all that cause she getting so much attention. B**** Please!!!!!!!”

And I am telling you I’M not going!!!

“Can’t nobody touch me..Not even this bitch Im looking at, oops thats me! HEHE”

to all of you all that are saying “jennfer hudson do that” need to stop she don’t have to show of her body to make it. she is in a class all by her self!! and she don’t need nobody else. you tell beyonce to win a GOLDEN GLOBE are be nominated for a oscars so and you all are saying “jennfer do that” what is beyonce doing taking a photo on the beach WOW!! big deal she always take photos like that.

Dmn I look good. Let that B* try to out do me on this one.

^ AMEN BILLMAN! Post 143!

SAY THAT HONEY, SAY THAT!

Caption: “I bet Jennifer Hudson can pose in bikinis”

Caption - I will get all the attention now!!!!!!!

“And I’m Telling YOU.. I’M NOT GOING !!!”

“We look good, don’t we, Sasha?!! Yes,we do Bey”!

“Conjunction, junction..what’s your function?”

” There’s a G-ddamn split end”! I swear I’m a fire mama’s ass one of these g-damn days”!!

“Picture, Picture On Da Wall.. AM I NOT THE BADDEST BITCH OF THEM ALL!!”

OK! sports illustrated BIG DEAL jennfer my never be on sports illustrated but know this beyonce will never get a GOLDEN GLOBE or a oscars don’t hate because beyonce time is almost up because you know she can’t act

cption: now tell me I don’t look better then Jennifer