caption: now tell me I don’t look better then Jennifer

Ya’ll niggas are hilarious. Now shut the Fuck Up and go buy both magazines. And support are black women instead of making competition out of them.

Damn Beyonce always pose like this. VOGUE is the biggest magazine ever. Jen and Bey are in classes by theirselves. Would ya’ll be making competition out of Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman? I think not.

Stupid ass idiots.

LOL @ #53!!!!

She looks likes shes thinkin “Damn Sasha girl!!! u better WORK! J.Hud who? That bitch aint got NUTHIN on me!”

Caption:
If this isn’t a Dreamgirl, I don’t know what is!

She took some got pics but she lookin conceited as hell in that caption pic

CAPTION:
1. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY
2. HOLD THAT JENNIFER HUSDON
3. THAT’S A BAD MOTHER SHUT YOUR MOUTH
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You people crack me up… But I am glad everyone is not hatin on bee! We all know she is the bomb. And you know she is my girl, but I have to say, Tyra aint studdin that shit. I did that ten years ago sweetie. you stand on my shoulders!!!!

UMMm should I get the 2 piece w/ the biscuit and dirty rice or the 3 piece?

B looks amazing!

Caption: “Is that a booger in my nose?” lol… I Luv U Bee just had to poke a lil fun.

dayum, tyra banks ain’t got shit on this!!!i’m lukin fierce!!!!!

#53 had me rollin’ in here….that was TOOO funny!

CAPTION (from Beyonce’s own lyrics)
What you think they all mad at me for?

“Who cares about Vogue and Jennifer”

see the entire out fit before you speeak #2. my caption.

on the SI cover will say “FAKE” ….on her actual picture “REAL”

Caption:”hmm she could get it”

Caption: Dam I am fine! (And all dem jealous bicthes no it…) Bow down bitches…

Hummmm.. damn what else can a fly ass bitch like me do next….. I know get Jay to propose to me on Oprah….

Caption: “Ugh…I hate that bitch! Oh wait a minute, that’s ME!”

Caption: Now thats the best cover SI has ever had!

Caption: Look at this bitch trying to be me! Oh damn…that is me.

“What the hell happened to the rest of my ass?”

“Who the hell is THAT bitch?”

Caption: Look at this Bitch trying to be like me! Oh damn…that is me.

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my elbows lookin’ a lil’ ruff… and CVS was havin dat 2 For 1 O’lay special and all!

CAPTION:

“I wonder if I turn this way, will anyone notice that I am wearing two different colors of weave in my head!”

Caption: Smile now bitch! Wait til I catch you on the street!

LMAO at #166 & #173

Caption: Harpo!? Who dis woman?

You all are crazy for the captions… LOL.

She was really thinking. “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me”!

damn bee is killin them, plus some of y’all r talkin smack again, there’s a video for the photo shoot,which was shot in november way b4 jhud hot mess vogue cover. she looks exactly how she looked on the cover and video.U CAN’T PHOTOSHOP A VIDEO(for the dumb folks). give them hell sasha/beyonce

Jay got me smoking those CUBANS and look at my teeth.

Caption:………S.O.S. please someone help me.
It’s not healthy…….I coulda did that so much better……..wheres the hell is hova!!!

Caption:………S.O.S. please someone help me.
It’s not healthy…….I coulda did that so much better……..where the hell is hova!!!

i’m fabulous and you can’t tell me different!

btw, she looks gorgeous and i’m LOVIN the hair

I’m concieted, but i got a reason. Go head Beyonce, The pics are really sexy and beautiful and judging by her expressions she knows it too.

THIS IS THE CAPTION

BEYONCE: AWWWWW SHIT THE SILLY BITCHES ON CONCRETLOOP ARE GOING TO LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS WHEN THEY SEE ME! THE HATERS ARE GOING TO BE RIDING MY CLIT FOR SURE! “THEY MUST NOT KNOW ‘BOUT ME”

Lmao…it’s so funny how the exact caption I was gonna say has already been said bout 10 times in this post:

“Top that Jennifer.”

caption me: “I look sooo fuckin good….hell not even jennifer can look as great as this…hmmm i did bleach my skin quite well…i love the way my complexion turned out to be…..wow i look soo fuckin hot i better look hot i payed them (blank)millions of dollars to grace me in the front of their cover i better look good……..hmmmm man i’m such a deceiful bitch but the world will never know hahaha”

yeah she is basically saying all of that lmao

“What the hell are you smilin’ at?”

caption: well damn, who knew lacefronts looked so GOOD!!!

Caption: Damn, I’m gettin’ tired of seeing you.

Caption: s**t, never mind who u THOUGHT I was, I’M BEYONCE’ KNOWLES BITCH!!!!!!

IF JENNIFER WINS THAT OSCAR THIS SUNDAY I WILL BE MAD AS SHIT…I DID ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT.. TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FOR NOTHING..MILK ON MY LIPS, SITTING IN A CUP GETTING DIZZY, PUTTING MY MY HIPS IN A MAGAZINE I DON’T EVEN READ (AND CAN’T READ)AND WEARING THEM DUMB AS CLOTHERS MY MOTHER MADE FOR ME…I MUST BE CRAZY..(HUMMMMMM)

FUNNY COMMENTS:
115. Southern Belle said:
Caption:
Wow, they did a great job of photoshopping my head onto Solange’s body.

119. clobissa said:
caption: why it look like my arm ashy?

120. Zsa Zsa said:
Caption:
The airbrushed the shyt out of my picture.

Caption:
She kinda looks like me

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Maybe they will give me an Oscar for being on the cover

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I am trying to think how I can get everyone to talk about me again.

133. velvetj said:
I look amaysin’.

136. KRISTI M said:
CAPTION FOR BEYONCE PHOTO

dAMN GIRL, YOU LOOK SO GOOD. i THINK i WANNA BUY YOU A SHORT SET!!

141. Yvonne said:
And I am telling you I’M not going!!!

BUT THE BEST COMMENT IS:
131. velvetj said:
Look how clever I am, I got all of those fools thinking my announcing my cover on SI the very day after Jennifer Hudson’s Vogue cover is a COINCIDENCE, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

IM TELLING YOU I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY WHEN WE’D ALL GET TOGETHER IN HOLY BEYONCE-MONY LOOK AT US HAVING OUR COMEDIC MOMENTS AND WITHOUT FIGHTING AND CURSING EACH OTHER OUT!! THATS WHATS UP, I DONT KNOW ABOUT YALL BUT THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME,(DAMN U BEYONCE) YALL ARE TRULY A JOY!
OK OK HERE I GO:

Caption:”HMM 32, DO I LOOK 32 IN THAT PICTURE? THATS ALL THAT COUNTS, SHIT THEY SHAVED OFF AT LEAST 10 YEARS ON THIS COVER, HELL AS LONG AS I WEAR THESE BIG ASS LACEFRONTS TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM MY FACE, I’LL KEEP FOOLIN THESE CLOWNS FOREVER, HELL IM BEYONCE…I WONDER IF THEY GOT A POPEYES’ IN THIS AREA”…

We’re getting close to 200 y’all!!! Beyondgay has got her fans WHIPPED!!!

“She looks familiar!”

“that girl go hard, but i look bettah” lol let me stop

“I’m so damn sexy…I bet if I wanted to I could be the next president, those stupid ass fans would probably swallow my used gum if I spit it out right now!”

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“i’ma teach these rookies… j-hud can’t strike this pose… and they aint gon’ catch me bent over at the beach diggin’ my toe crust like that five-head-havin’ lil girl rihanna!”

“Hold up, bring the beat back…stop…I aint ready yet. Wait, let me fix my hair…yes bitch…now pass me my wig.”

LMFAO @ Post 159. Okay, now THAT made me crave some Popeyes.

*SMH and exits*

Here’s another:

Caption: “I wonder if they’d get mad if I kissed the Picture!” I’m so freakin HOT I cant’ help it! MUAHHH!

Caption: “My momma said that suit was better than the thong I picked! Thank GOD for momma!”

Caption: Let’s see Rhianna swagger jack THIS! She don’t know bout BEY! (Tryin push up on my Jigga!)

CAPTION: THIS IS FOR ALL THE HATERS THAT CAN”T KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YALL MOUTHS, SO AMAZING……

damn i look GOOOOD AND I KNOW IT

“Maybe I should stop lettin my momma design”

“uh, i wonder if they can tell i was farting all up and thru this shot….damn that krispy kreme and popeye’s!”

captions; “hmmm Maybe I should get myself a clone?”

“Damn! I love my lacefront!”

::Squints:: “HOLD UP! Is that Jay-Z and Rihanna in the water?”

“We look good huh?”

“Damn girl! Can I pay your ‘bills, bills, bills’?

CAPTION: 11 WEEKS AT #1 NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD…..

YALL SO TIRED WITH COMMENTS! SHE STILL NEED A HAIRSTYLIST PHOTOSHOP HAS BECOME THE BEST SOFTWARE FOR COMPUTERS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

LMAO ROTFL@14 “TheQueen” omg good one…I really needed the laugh lol WOOOOOOO

Thinking to Herself: Somebody should pass me some tissue, cuz BITCH I’M DA SHIT!!!!! (U hoes don’t know bout Bey, u hoes don’t know bout Bey…)

“Ugly ass bathing suit. I can’t believe she made me wear more of that tacky shit. I should have wore babyphat.”

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“damn i just realized that SI is such a down grade. I want my vogue cover!!! Momma!!”

Love the Hair … better than some of her prevous ones.

caption: “man i hope people can’t see my lacefront..i do want them to think this is all my hair”

“mmmmmm I AM the sh-t, ha!” (that has to be what SHE’S thinking).

215 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll love to see Jennifer Hudson pull this off! Look at me I’m sooo Fabulous. Oh wait..wait.is there any cameras around let me get back into being humble *turns around* puts on her humble face and act* “oh this is such a beautifull thang i feel so bless IT’S JUST CRAZY and i feel so bless

Overrated! She wish she looked like my mother my mom looks like the old Clair Huxtable with hair to her waist! Beyonce’s mom looks like a freaking clown and that’s how she will look with all that makeup she wears in the near future! Ewwww! Bee is so fake, that ain’t hating, that’s truth!

My prediction is that this will be the highest selling magazine in the history of SI!!!!! Maybe the highest of all times! Watch the distribution records get broken!!

“Jay’s gonna go Crazy when he sees how Dangerous this Naughty Girl’s curves are, but I tried to Upgrade him & he wouldn’t Listen… told him I wasn’t IRREPLACEABLE!”

Congrats, Be.. I saw some other photos from the shoot, and the best ones aren’t even in the magazine. People should stop hating.. she’s earned her crown.

CAPTION:

“Hi, I’m Beyonce. What’s your name? Oh shit. Wait. That IS me!”

Wait Wait can I win an Oscar for this? hmmm maybe I can win an Oscar for “Best Cover of an Illustrated Magazine” wait wait does that kind of award even exist?…hmmm I think it does…wait lemme ask my dad maybe he can come out with something. *runs to her dad*