“she looks good enough to be a statue with my grammys”
“this body is for jay’s all day!”
“hold up, i think i see snot(sp)in my nose”

LMAO@149 damnzzzzzz omg you hit it right there on the head…..for all those Beyonce stans. lol lol lol. I know right??? Who gives uh fuck about being in front of SI lol..J HUd…man I will kill to be in her position right now. I’ll rather get an Oscar instead of 10 grammys…I’m sorry…but grammys ain’t got shit on a Oscar..you can 10 grammys…but an Oscar??????? boy. Jhud? Got a Golden Globe and an Oscar nomination……oh wait and she just might win…lol….nah she gonna win. and it’s gonna be all up in Beyonce’s face

CAPTION: Ya’ll think Im paying attention to this damn picture? The truth is…I have to turn my head slightly to the right for balance so the weight of all this damn hair won’t cause me to lose balance and fall over!

@209 Kiara Shawdea.

GENIUS LMFAO!!

I’m that bitch they gonna love to hate

no jud tis is how you work a motherfucking cover

caption: you know you want me

caption: Sasha bitch, you know you want me

@158 “Angelica” Speak for yourself…Because “we all” do not think Beyonce is the BOMB…get a grip

Her dress is SICK for one but I have to co-sign with # 7 and #47 LOL!!!!

I bet she’s also thinking yes I got another cover because it is ALWAYS about me I AM A STAR!!!!!! I HAVE 10 GRAMMYS, more money than I can count and My man is the CEO of DEF JAM, I don’t need VOGUE to shine!

SO SHE TOOK A PICTURE IN HER SWIM SUIT WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. THIS SH1T WAS ON THE NEWS IN CANADA! WHY IS IT A BIG DEAL?

Caption: “Look at that bitch, thinking she’s all cute. She WISHES she were me!” lol

“I mean sometimes I just gotta sit back and say Damn…”

cracking up over number 7 and funny

im conceited..i got a reason

caption: im so glad they didnt show my stretch marks, where my man at? oh yea i dumped his ass. me, myself, and i go git em sasha

I thought ya’ll was hating when some said she had no ass, but I must agree. I went to SI and saw the pics..at first I thought it was one pic then I looked at the others and realized, SHE AIN’T GOT NO BOOTY!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN…

CAPTION: “SCREW AN OSCAR! J-HUD YOU CAN ONLY DREAM!”

“damn photoshop is God’s gift to earth, look at me”!

caption: wow iz dat me? dam i look gud. where is dat camel of mine

This post is so good I had to do another one:

Beyonce- “DAMN!!! My mama should have put that creole shit on her. Got me this damn SI cover wtf?? Shit, I can’t swim!!!! Y she ain’t take them chickens out & go sha sha booya on her?!!”

“Just Look At Her….That Skinny B***h”….

LoL,

Glad to see my friend lookin’ good on the cover and inside the magazine…..

Caption: I had tons off good pictures to choose from but yeah I like this one too.

Caption: Damn I guess the rumors are true I really do have bad breath…maybe if I keep my head this way nobody will notice…naaa this aint working…just act intrigued…yeah that’s it!!!

“I done told them heffas not to make me too flyy.”

or…

“Well ain’t this about a bitch… I ain’t aged at all.”

“I LOOK GOOD WITH OR W/O PHOTOSHOP. WHO NEEDS PHOTOSHOP WHEN I HAVE THE BEST MAKE-UP ARTIST.”

Caption: What you bitches know bout that?

mommy daddy Jennifer is winning everything and I ain’t got nothing…now she is on Vogue….please, please get somebody to let me be the first on something….ok yeah…f*ck the models…I’ll do Sports Ill and put those who do this for a living out of a job.

B*TCH PLEASE!

I can’t think of a caption for that crazy picture. She looks to me like she’s admiring her work.

Anyway, I just read that Tyra Banks is going to recreate her famous cover from 10-years ago and air the results Monday on her show.

Someone, please tell me why?????

“YOU MUST NOT KNOW BOUT ME”

I AM A SEXY BITCH!!!!!!!!! LMAO
JAY-Z GETTIN 2 ISSUES OF THIS

Caption: I Really Think I’m Cute, This Ain’t Even My Freakum Dress!

Caption: I told that nigga I could Upgrade him.

She looks great! How long is her hair really?

Drama.. girl… She got another cover wowowow

http://i18.tinypic.com/2i8wxw3.jpg

@ #259, her hair is actually really really short and thin

She looks amazing in that black dress and her hair looks great, i love beyonce, thats my nigga

CAPTION: “Wow! Jenny Jones and Ricki Lake makeovers work wonders!!!”

CAPTION: “Next on Maury….I was a diamond in the rough, NOW I’M THE STUFF!!!”

LMAO

This Thread is funny azz hell….

I am still weak from #7 and the J-Hud jokes.

Beyonce probably did this to try to top JHud’s Vogue Magazine deal….lol Why is this chick trying to steal JHud’s little shine?

THAT’S A BAD BITCH ……..

“Fuck Jay-Z! I’m so fine, I think I’ll marry MYSELF!”

^^^^^^^^^

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT A BAD BITCH …………………..

Caption: Sasha sees dead people. Damn I should have took my meds.

Caption: “I ma be first at everything. What is something else I can be first at? Oh, the first Black female with hazel eyes to grace Elle.” SMDH

Bey looks nice on the front cover. I am surprised it’s a decent photo. Not overly sexual.

CAPTION: My baby Jay should be here with me but instead he’s fucking another bitch ohh na,na,na.I think about him all the time but instead he treats like shit oh,na,na,na.

Cption:
“Yeah, I’d do her!”

damn sasha, you a bad bitch

hahahaha Number 53 is funny!!

SHES THINKIN I SEE WHY THEY’RE SO MAD!! DAMN I DO LOOK GOOD!!!!

Sasha: “Beyonce should have let me take the picture. I woulda brought it better than her Ass did. I’m the diva. I’m the sexier one. Me, SASHA!”

CAPTION: Beyonce singing to her self…

Tell you what I did last night
I came home, say, around a quarter to three
Still so high
Hypnotized
In a trance
From this body, so butter and brown and tantalizing
You woulda thought I needed help from this feeling that I felt
So shook I had to catch my breath…

64. Impossible06

Caption:

(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was looking so good I couldn’t reject myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown
(I looked over to the left)
Umm comin outta my shirt and then the skirt came down

“I looked over to the left
A reflection of myself
That’s why I couldn’t catch my breath”

Haha thanks to tweet for providing the soundtrack to Beyonce life!

this is a winner…too funny!!

“Take it easy Sasha, Your album will come out after Kelly’s. That what Daddy said. Remember?

Caption: I never thought I would love someone until, I was you!

To all the B haters on here that keep saying Vogue is better than SI & an Oscar is better than a Grammy, STFU! Even if J-Tub did win the Oscar, which she wont, because we all know that Hollywood hardly ever acknowledges African Americans. J-Tub is gonna have to give a hell of a much better performance than she did in DreamGirls. Who said that B even cares if she would win. Acting is B’s part-time job. Music is her thing. She has 10 Grammy’s. She don’t need no Oscar. I’m gonna be laughing at all u J-Tub Stans come next Sunday when you see J-Tub crying cuz she didn’t win the Oscar, and then will fade away like a bad stain. Belive this, B ain’t never goin nowhere. NO WHERE! She gonna need much better competition for the throne than some fat ass Norbit bitch to take her crown. U think Papa Knowles would ever let that happen. Hell No! He’ll do J-Tub like he did LeToya, LaTavia, & Farrah. He’ll cross her ass out. So I say we officially begin the countdown to J-Tub’s demise. To all her Stans, enjoy this last week of her, cuz after next Sunday, u wont ever be hearing from her ass again.

@ 279 Correction;
I never thought I would love someone, until I saw you.
Damn I wonder if this sand makes me looks ashy. Anyway, I see why I have soooooo many haters.

If I weren’t ME, I’d be mad too!

@Dana no one is hating matter of fact. Beyonce got surgery done to her body. LOL I remeber this surgen on tv was giving out a list of celeb’s names who have gotten surgery done to them and Beyonce’s name was mention…lol just look at her body now and look how her body was 4 years ago! she had no ass no boobs and small hips…noooow all of the sudden she is packing? nah she got implants and surgery done…she got butt implants and maybe breast implants…i dunno about her breast but her butt? yeah she got butt implants..i remeber in the “Honey” magazine they ask her if she can get work done to her body what will she change? And she said her ears! Her butt? and her breast? she said she wanted for her butt to be bigger and for her boobs to be bigger and for her ears to be smaller cuz she got really big ears….now besides the ears…she got her body worked on…and it looks a lil too perfect…small waist with big hips? nah honey real black women with a real body ain’t gonna walk around with thE smalled waist and stomach and have thE biggest ass and and thE widest hips. lol

Caption: Damn who is this girl in the pic??? Aw dats me!!! Dats me!!!!

look at beyonce without being airbrushed and photoshop

http://www.beyonceworld.n...gTrip09feb/images/004.jpg

she looks kinda funny!!! lol

I agree with #96 something is definetly going on with her. I said that when watching the grammys her spirit seems sad.

And ya’ll thought Beyonce was sweet and innocent look at her at a club showing her tities

http://www.beyonceworld.n...iproom/images/party12.jpg

Oh wait never mind….she is wearing pads to cover her breast..lol

beyonce looking a hot ass mess
link below

http://www.beyonceworld.n...i/images/CapriParty09.jpg

Caption: Ehhh…It’s Not Vogue but it’ll do…besides Bitch ain’t got nothin’ on my Body!

“Damn! im fine, what am i doing with Jay again? Oh, oh yeah, thats right, he’s rich so in case my career backfires…………”

Caption:
“Ring the alarm,I be going to hard
But damn look at the chick on
this nigga’s arm”

“Ring the alarm,I be going to hard,
but Im badder that big forheaded bitch
who wish she was on my man’s arm”

“Two snaps up,Sasha is just that chick,kick rocks ,haters!”
PS:Baby if Beyonce wasnt getting talked about anymore, she wouldnt be able to get 730 posts with people ranting and raving for her.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

Caption: “Damn, even I’m sick of that B*tch!”…

#280, LMAOOOOOOO. Rather harsh, but u aint neva lie. Even though I have a lot of respect for J-Hud and think shes tremendously talented I still cant get off the line:
! She gonna need much better competition for the throne than some fat ass Norbit bitch to take her crown.

#275 said:

Sasha: “Beyonce should have let me take the picture. I woulda brought it better than her Ass did. I’m the diva. I’m the sexier one. Me, SASHA!”

LMAO!!! OMG…that is Definatley the best one! Hahah.

YESSSS! Photoshop is the best! Why, those puppet strings aren’t even visible to the naked eye!

You know what ya’ll need to give Jennifer Hudson her props. I love Jennifer Hudson because she is doing her thang. She ain’t even holding back. How can she? Look how talented she is? She can act and sing? Two things she is better at than Beyonce! Beyonce can sing but she can’t sang like J.Hud. And Beyonce’s acting is sorry. Very sorry!. JHud did the damn thing in DG. At least Jennifer doesn’t have to flash her ass and wear skin tight dresses showing off her breast and nipples. At least JHud is comfortable in her own skin and doesn’t feel she gotta be glamed up 24/7th like Beyonce. At least she doesn’t mind letting the public see how she really looks without makeup on instead of walking around with big ol bushy wig and a mask like Beyonce. Beyonce got this thing where she feels she needs to be picture perfect 24/7th. That is why folks are always saying “she look pretty as usual”.

IN A HEAVY COUNTRY TONE……I look so damn good, JAY-Z should take my damn last name!

@ #96 &286,

I was thinking the same thing. Some thing is definately wrong with her. But whatever it is, she’s a strong girl and she’s very spiritual so she’ll get through it.

Much Love to B!!

@DC3KBM whatever your name is. Go buy a life and see how it does you. LOL you must be one big Beyonce lover if you had to say all of that, thinking anyone will care! lmao…and for the record a grammy ain’t shit when it comes to an Oscar. And what is wrong being FAT???? I don’t see your weak good for nothin beyonce obsseser ass doing the same thing that Jennifer Hudson is doing. I don’t see you in front of “Vogue” or a “oscar winning movie” I don’t see you “nominated for an Oscar or singing “And I’m Telling You” and making that doe…nah bitch so what you need to do is like ummm i dunno laid the fuck back and shut the fuck up.