“Damn, I’m one sexy bitch!”

Ashley post #300, shut ur retarded fucked ass up. I will say what ever i motherfuckin want hoe. Ain’t nothin wrong with bein fat, but no fat ass bitch is takin B’s crown. U seem like A J-Tub stan, so I would advise u to enjoy ur girl’s (if u can call her that) last week as a “star”, cuz after her nasty Norbit lookin ass don’t win, she’s goin as Ms. Mary J. Blige would say, DOWN!

# 280, u jus a leech on every single post about beyonce and u da main talkin shit. everybody is havin fun on this post n yo ass is 2 damn serious lets be real here….we all gettin tired of the comparion of jhud n beyonce…they on 2 different levels. jus cause dey did a movie together, why you have to compare recent things

aint nobody on here disrespectin yo bitch…so stfu…j-hud is a new person on the scene, she dont hav no damn grammys, by the way, beyonce aint win all dem grammys alone. j-hud jus hasnt come out wit a album yet, so she dont hav no grammys but she got awards before she had a album out. and nominated @ oscars on her first movie. j-hud aint no damn actress so das part time too. anyways, that dont evn amount to dat sports illustrated cover. im pretty sure she wanted that award nomination and cover of vogue like her greedy ass been wanting everything….stop sniffin beyonce ass n get a life and congrualate both women on their achievements

Caption: Don’t u wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Gurrrl, you know me and you look good… stop playin!

Babyboss, stfu! Every1 else started comparin, I’m just the one who is squashing those comparissons. Cuz the only thing J-Tub is good at is opening her fat ass mouth (like she did on the Vogue Cover) for some Krispy Kreeme’s. Matter of fact that’s prolly what she was doin when they snapped that pic. The photographer was like “Jennifer wait until I take the picture! Then u can have ur Doughnuts!” and she said with her fat Jaba the Hut lookin ass, “NO ME WANT KRISPY KREEME NOOOOOOWWW!” Beyonce don’t need no Oscar or Vogue cover for Validation. She already a star. Something J-Tub will never be, cuz her Norbit ass ain’t goin No WHUUUR!

Um there needs to be age requirement on this site. We got some young immature people on here!!!!!! The sad thing is it’s probably some grown a$$ person talking crazy like they don’t have the good sense GOD gave ‘em.

Another Caption: “Betcha can’t do it like me. Nope, betcha can’t do it like me. Damn, I love that song. It’s soooo true!!!!

Sasha to Beyonce: I shoulda took over like I always do. They don’t notice you until I take control. That’s why Tina likes me more than you…

“I think I look pretty good. SMan, who am I kidding? Bo, I think they like me. Bo I think they like me,”.

LOL! She looks like she’s trying to point out something wrong with the picture.

“Ladies wanna get my body,get my body, get my body, they want my body, they wanna get my body,”.

caption: “Watch those jealous bitches from concreteloop kiss my ass now…Yesterday they called me a fuckin mess, today I am their queen bitch.” (shakes head)

Damn, I’m so fucking sexy- I deserve that Rolls….and a ring.

#306…yes squash the comparisons alright *sarcasm* u sound jealous cause yo bitch didnt get what she want but if she did, she would of graced both covers of si and vogue on top with dat nomination…she dont think she a star with it…trust we all know beyonce, she still hasnt took a break…

#310 …lmao

Babyboss, u need to sit down. Ain’t nobody jealous of that fat hot mess known as J-Tub. I ain’t jealous of some1 who’s career is goin NO WHUUUUR! I just don’t like a beautiful Queen like B compared to a low level piece of nastiness like J-Tub. Think before u post hoe.

“I’m a brick….house!”…”Just lettin’ it all hang out!!!”

They must have wrote that song about me. Would it be inappropriate if I kissed myself the photo in front of all these people?

Beat that J-Hud!

She’s done it again - you better work B!!! Absolutely stunning…

CAPTION CHOICES:

1. I’M STILL THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME!!!
2. OSCAR WHO?
3. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!
4. I’M STEPPIN’ UP HOTTER THIS YEAR!!! (SHE SAID IT IN BABY BOY, BUT SHE CAN SAY IT AGAIN!)
5. YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!!!!

OR DO A COMBO OF 2, 1 & 5 (IN THAT ORDER - LOL.)
HELL, YOU CAN COMBINE ALL OF THESE IN ANY ORDER!!!

314…hahahahaha sorry 2 burst your bubble but dat is not a fact, more of a false statement. but im not takin u seriously cuz ur wayyyy to defensive ova nothing..why u still on my jock…girl im so over u n ur obsess ways…..go suck on her toe fungus or sumthin damn….

“yea it’s photoshop but I look dam good!”

Wow Babyboss, u a stupid motherfucker aint u. Maybe u should go find J-Tub, she at the nearest Krispy Kreeme. Go get her autograph and sell it. Cuz after next week it will be worth nothing. Bye hoe.

#39 is perfect!…LMAO

First, I would like to congratulate BOTH women for their success.
Second, if you think that the media isn’t pitting these two women against each other strictly for the money, and to being a powerful black woman down, you’re DEAD wrong. How ’bout we stop with this “crab- in a- bucket” mess? COME ON!
Third… Yes, JHud is fat. Yes, Be’s had some work done.. but she works out HARD AS HELL. You can hate, but you gotta respect the hustle. This girl GRINDS.
Fourth.. Beyonce (au natural) has always been pretty, JHud couldn’t hope to touch that. Even when she wasn’t famous.Look @ pictures of her from the jump!
Fifth… ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT BEYONCE CAN’t SING OR THAT JHUD sings better than her is a LIE! BE’s rang is CRAZY! Listen to JHud sing on the Today show (on youtube) then listen to Be sing Dangerously in love. The proof is in the pudding. JHud didn’t win Idol for a reason.
Sixth.. Put yourself in Be’s shoes. You’ve been interested in movies forever. You get what they keep telling you is your big break.. spending money on acting lessons, advertising @ every opportunity, ect, ect. And then… although they’ve used your name @ every turn… They edit your character and put the shine elsewhere. So they’ve only used your name.. for publicity… You’d be mad, too. Don’t lie.
Seventh.. Black people been doing Vogue… 2 Black girls have done SI. As far as a social statement, Beyonce’s doing something bigger than JHud.
Eighth… Originally, KELLY PRICE was Effie… and we ALL know that JHud would still be a nobody if taht happened. Kelly would have MURDERED that role. It’s called right place, right time.
Nine… I’m done. Yes, I’m a Stan, but I’m a realist too. I wasn’t really feeling Be like that until I saw her in concert.. I realized that she’s THAT good & dancing around… and looking GOOD while doin’ it..
Tenth… Compare JHud when she’s been in the biz for 10 years… if she’s still here in 10 years.. then we’ll see what it do.

Caption: “Watch the jealous bitches run around like chickens with their heads cut off when they see this picture!”

Caption: “You know I’m bad…I’m bad…You know it!”

Caption: *sings* “She ain’t yo’ average chick. She’s da baddest chick.”

DC3BKM= a stan + hater+ ignorant

bitch get on my level then we can iight..but u on dat high school drama…peaccccccceeee beastttttttt

Inside Beyonce’s head:
Beyonce: When did all this go down?
Sascha: Oh hell…well you see, what had happened was…

I can understand why Bey and her stans are so threatened, insecure and angry. Jennifer Hudson - a newcomer - was able to accomplish in less than a year what Beyonce hasn’t been able to accomplish in over 10 years in the industry in spite of all of her attributes and virtually every advantage given to her:

- receive critical acclaim from Hollywood’s elite
- Golden Globe winner
- SAG award winner
- Academy Award nomination (and possible win)
- recording contract
- grace the covers of ‘Vogue’ and ‘Life’ (two of the
most prestigious magazines in the world)

And there’s more to come for her.

Not bad at all for an ‘American Idol’ reject!!

*talk

#322. Hand Claps all around. I couldn’t aggree with u more if I tried. B is the ish. And the only way any of u can compare B to Jennifer is when Jennifer survives the Biz for 10 years (which she wont). It’s like when every1 was comparing B & Janet and B said “u can’t compare me to Janet, I’ve only been in the game for 10 years, she been doin this for 20. I need to work 10 more years to be where she’s at”. The same applies to Hudson. So haters take some notes.

Babyboss= retarded-played out-hoe-STAN

Bitch u need to find a hobby or get laid. Stop ridin J-Tub’s flab and get real, her carrer after next sunday is OVAH!

209. Kiara Shawdea said:
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captions; “hmmm Maybe I should get myself a clone?”

“Damn! I love my lacefront!”

::Squints:: “HOLD UP! Is that Jay-Z and Rihanna in the water?”

“We look good huh?”

“Damn girl! Can I pay your ‘bills, bills, bills’?

^^^^^

LMFAO @ 209!!
Ya’ll gotta use one of those quotes.
Those were too cute.

“Look at my smile! Maybe I should do Crest Whitening Strip commercials?”

hahahaha

the hating can only motivate me….what are your credentials

Girl please..ima full time student @ Auburn University pursuing a major in marketing and management what i need to get laid for, i aint no hoe. my family is too good for that maybe your mom use to it but not mines. i dont need beyonce or jhud to get by. i aint a jhud nor bey fan..get off my clit

Wow @ Babyboss, I love how u have to get ur validation from me by giving me ur “credentials”. HAHA! u r just pure jokes bitch. Get a hobby hoe, and stop riding J-Tub’s clit. U nasty heiffer. HAHA!

girl or if u are a girl why are you repeating yourself, u still aint ova jhud? girl u ridin her n beyonce …u jus dont know when to stop anyways its time for your bed you wanna hear a nice bedtime story before you go????

Bitch u need to get back 2 ur “famly” & stop worrying about me. Go suck ur son’s dick or sumthin. Hey! that could be ur new hobby! Why dont u go test that out and tell me how it goes heiffer.

who worry about you? girl please im doin me and only me why i gotta worry about you? i dont deal to well with scalawags. im only 20 what i need with a son at this age. i dont know where u come from but im more sophisticated than that, maybe you should enlist in the military, they teach you alot about discipline something you lack

Bitch u too funny! U sooo sad it’s quite funny. “Scalawag” wtf is u talkin. Now i noe ur ass older than 20 talking like that. U must be 50 or sumthin. Maybe yo ass would have children if u stoped ridin J-Tub’s clit. Now I’m thru talkin to a cheap 2 dollar hoe like u. And I am thru!

Dammit, now who the hell is this trying to get all of the attention?..Oh wait, that’s me!

damn read the dictionary maybe you would understand thats if u can afford one…im thru i cant fuck with low class cornballs..2 rich 4 ya ass

That’s rite leave with yo 50 year old nasty ass! Don’t come back no mo ya hear!

#64. you’re cute.. =]

and for caption “Damn my weave look good”

If you have to bring a person down to hype up someone you like then there’s a bit of a problem there.

But aaanyway - I like the “Thanks, Daddy” quote. That made me laugh. And anything about lace fronts cracks me the hell up.

That DRESS IS BAD AS HELL! FIRE!

caption:

1. Damn Vogue. I got this America’s Next Top Lacefront on lock! I run circles around both them chunky bitches!!! You must not know bout me..

CAPTION:

Bump Vogue. I got America’s Next Top Lacefront on Lock! Tyra and Jen ain’t got shit on me! The rock is in the building!

”Damn im lookin right in my freakum dress!”

”Damnnn, i didnt mean to turn myself on!”

”Oh yeaaaaa, thats it!”

Oh and she looks lovely! Lol!

I AM SUCH A TALENTLESS WHORE!

Its my world bitches and all you hating ass motherfuckers are just a squrriel in it looking for a nut

Okay, I’m selling “Team Beyonce” and “Team Jennifer” t-shirts out the back of my Honda for $10 a piece. Who wants one? Anyone. I got XS-XXXL.

Beyonce thinking to herself: Wow, its terrible Daddy pushed back Kelly’s album again. I really should feel bad but I don’t. Don’t they know by know it’s all about ME!!!

@ 349 I’ll take a J-Hud T!!!!

Did anyone else notice her tattoo is missing in those pictures?

http://www.vanishingtatto.../tattoo/celeb-beyonce.htm

did anyone else notice that her tattoo is missing from those pictures?

http://www.vanishingtatto.../tattoo/celeb-beyonce.htm

Did anyone else notice that her tattoo is missing from those pictures?

http://www.vanishingtatto.../tattoo/celeb-beyonce.htm

OKAY, I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S JUST ME OR WHAT. I THINK THE WORD ANGEL WAS LOOKING FOR IS CAPTURE ME. NOT CAPTION. CAPTION IS a heading or subheading in a document or article.

I THINK THE WORD YOU ALL ARE LOOKING FOR IS CAPTURE.

IM NOT SURE BUT I THINK IT IS.

YOU READY BOO, LETS GO GET EM!!!

CAPTION: BABY JAY YOU STAY ON MY MIND BUT I CAN’T FULFILL YOUR FANTASIES I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME EVEN THOUGH YOUR FUCKING RI.BABY JAY I KNOW MY BREATH STINKS, SOOOOOOOOOOO STINK………

MELISUS BITCH YOU STILL HAVENT ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS.

BITCH YOU DONT OWN A BUSINESS. YOU DONT HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE OR A HIGH SCHOOL DIPOLMA. BITCH YOUR LAME ASS MAKING UP STUPID ASS WORTHLESS SONGS.

DAMN YOUR PIMP LET YOU HAVE THAT LONG OF A BREAK.

BITCH BETTER HAVE HIS MONEY.

Caption: “Another Day, Another Cover, Another chance for the world to see me. I love living the high life.”

Dont get too hype Sasha, or ill replace you with my other personality!

BITCH MELICUS YOUR UGLY ASS IS ON HUSH!

MELICUS IS A FAKE
MELICUS IS A FAKE.

ANY GUYS WANT TO GET THEIR DICKS SUCKED GET IN TOUCH WITH MELICUS #357 SHE WILL GIVE YOU HEAD FOR $2.00 DOLLARS AND WILL FUCK FOR $4.00 DOLLARS.

DC3BKM u r takin this way 2 far. Your statements r OD. Newayv I think the caption should be:
Jay got the hottest girl in game werain his chain. My name is B.
O Melisus I know I said I would stop but u one uglyyyyy bitch.

@DC3BKM Um, you seem very slow. How are you going to talk shit towards other memebers but your impetuous ass can’t even cuss. You can’t even put a compelet senstence (that makes sense) together. I couldn’t even understand hald of that jibber jabber bull shit you typed. You’re a loser and I guess that is how losers talk. You need to learn to be a lil more articulate about what ever point your trying to make or trying to get across to someone. Because right now you seem very ignorant. And that ain’t cute.

And let them talk if they have a problem with Beyonce then let them. Because the last time I check it was us that is helping her pay her bills and buying all the damn wigs in the world. She ain’t paying no one’s bills up here. So people can hate the shit out of her if they want to. So be quiet

#355: No, Angel meant just what she said, CAPTION. She wants us to fill in the blank with something funny. Stop trying to be a super scholar and roll with it. Alrighty?

Ashley, u really don’t want 2 start with me. Get ur tired ass out of here. Talkin about how I’m a loser, gurl get urself a hobby that doesnt focus on me if u can. Bitch get a clue.

Oh okay I get it. LAME. But I get it. What are you talking about super scholar. Damn don’t get offensive.

CAPTION: DAMN I LOOK GOOD WAY BETTER THAN THE BULLSHIT JHUD DID ON VOGUE. DONT HATE ME JUST WISH YOU WERE ME.

DC3BKM still talkin shit out the ass omg, she/he should b banned from the loop…

I WANT TO GET THIS THROUGH TO ALL OF YOUR DUMB ASSES . PEOPLE DON’T WEAR WIGS ANY MORE. STEP OUT OF THE 80s BITCHES ITS WEAVE GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKIN SKULLS.

IT’S WEAVE
NOT A WIG
IT’S WEAVE
NOT A WIG

Babyboss, I thot I told ur tired ass to leave. No one cares what u have to say. Leave ho!

Caption 1 -:- “sheeeeit…i’m over my damn self now…”

Caption 2 -:- “…fake as 3 dolla bill…”

HMMM, I wonder how the got my thighs and legs so slender.

Okay Lindsay, I’m sorry if I seemed rude. Super Scholar is something I started saying because every one always seems to try to correct somebody else’s comment. Just teasin…

CAPTION: “Damn…that Bitch stole my earrings…… and my damn bathing suit. and my name TOO..Indemnity theft!!!!