CAPTION ME: BEYONCE AT SI COVER PARTY
Thursday, February 15, 2007

Check out Beyonce at the Sports Illustrated cover party last night in Cali. This photo SCREAMS caption me. So caption it, and I will choose the best ones and post it back on here later.
Yeah I jacked this idea from MK (DLISTED), but that’s my homeboy!








454 Comments
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376.
Tata
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Coach Chick, what the fuck are you yappin about? We know Bey wears wigs. There was a post on this very site showing that scary moment when the excess adheisive dried up on the side of her fuckin forehead. And women still wear wigs today or the beauty supply wouldn’t bother to sell them. Calm your hyper ass down.
377.
'yaNGa
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
1. well shit, katt williams told me i need to figure out how the fuck to get up to 16 haters before the summer get here…
2. Bitch, whatchu’ lookin’ @?! Oh shit, that’s me…
3. You ain’t gotta tell, I know I’m hot…
378.
cocacola72284
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
CAPTION (SINGIN):
“THIS IS WHY I’M HOT, THIS IS WHY HOT! THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY IM HOT! I’M HOT CUZ I’M FLY, YOU MAD CUZ YOU NOT! THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY I’M HOT!!!!”
379.
Liana
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
@355- No it’s “caption”. “Capture” doesn’t even make sense in this context.
And rotflmao@201 I almost forgot about that Ri-ri picture on the beach!
380.
brandyNoprahHusban
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
damn i want that vogue cover goddamn you daddy
381.
DON'T GET MAD GET MONEY
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Caption: Ok, I don’t mind wearing the House of Dereon swimsuit but damn momma didn’t have to make me wear the House of Dereon weave too.Who do she think I am Russell Simmons cause if she do she got me twisted.
382.
J.scott
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
damn, i know i look good, but this ain’t the cover of VOGUE! damn that JENNIFER HUDSON!
383.
phillydon
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
u women are such haters, godamm tell what has beyonce done to y’all.
384.
Xtina
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
lol at # 34 and 71
385.
Xtina
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
haha! # 65 is on point
386.
tee
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“Damn In Hott and cant be Stopd”
Luvin It
387.
Angelica
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
@234 yeah we know cause you been drinkin to much haterade!!!! You get the grip, she is beautiful, talented, and very rich how many of those attribtes do you have patience?
388.
kweenkong
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
dang, B. look like she want to turn and face that poster of herself and start seducing it, tongue and all!
389.
BashyBoo
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
#310 WAS HILARIOUSSSSS
#280 NOW SEE HERE YOU GO WE HAD HARMONY UP IN HERE AND HERE YOU GO BEING IGNORANT AND TAKING IT THERE, PLEASE EXIT BOOBOO CUS WE ARE FINE WITHOUT ALL THE HARSH TALK AND NEGATIVITY
BABYBOSS PLEASE DONT ENTERTAIN DC3BKM ANY LONGER IT AINT WORTH IT…
CAPTION:WHAT ABOUT MY BODY BODY? WHAT ABOUT MY BODY BODY? SHIT THIS COVER LOOK SO FIERCE JAY WANNA GO OUT AND PARTY? HE GONNA MAKE CALL SOMBODY..LETS GO…LITTLE KITTY KAT…HE DONT WANT NO MO…
390.
Diamante-Michelle
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“I think I could have done something different, but I guess it will do.”
391.
sweetjazz21
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Why does everything Jennifer does Beyonce has to want it too? LOL, Beyonce was asked to do SI in Nov 06, She audition for DG and was the first one picked before anyone else, she audition for deena because she thought that it would be a easiler role for her to get than Effie. Jennifer had audition 4 times for DG before she got pick the other front runner was Fantasia. Beyonce has 10 grammys with means that she made bank for them grammys are only won by record sales. Jennifer has a GG, SAG, and maybe a oscar but it a far shot there are 4 other actress in the cat that have been acting for over 10 yrs and are might even want to trip her on the red carpet at the oscar. Oscar does not equal money. You don’t get nothing but statue and the people who vote on it are old white people and they don’t like to be told who is going to win. They gave Denzel an Oscar for being A BAD COP and Halle one for getting naked/love scene. So what is that saying? Jennifer ain’t got nothing on Beyonce but they are PEERS not competitors. I wonder if Alicia Keys was in DG playing Deena would yall be comparing them saying alicia can’t do nothing because she stealing Jennifer shine? Please STFU…..
392.
Ashley
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Actually Lauren Hill was suppose to play Deena and not Beyonce but things go switch around and Kelly Price was suppose to play Effie….but something happen and the other director took charge and changed everything around and jamier fox wasn’t suppose to play either…i forgot who they wanted to play but another director changed everything around
393.
t
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“she think she all dat. Oh that’s me I am all dat”
394.
Tam
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Uhh, this thread will be up to 500 comments soon!!! So when so we get to see which ones were picked, I mean…that IS the point of this right?????
395.
sweetjazz21
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
392: Hey Ashley, Laurn hills and Kelly Price were suppose to be it the movie when it was being done in 2002 but the plans failed. but at first it was going to be Whitney Houston but she wanted to play deena but sing Effie songs “telling you”, but that failed too. Usher was going to be Effie brother/ song writer but pass on it and Keith was casted. If you go to Dreamsgirls orignal website it will give you the compete rundown on the movie past and present. I did my research when the movie was getting promotion before months before it came out and Jennifer holiday version of “telling you” is my favorite on youtude nobody can touch that performance at the tonys or the others she has done live. And the play/movie wasing based on the supremes either it was base on all the female singing groups of that era. if it was base on the surpremes than effie would have die broke with a bunch of kids from drugs and etc. My step father is Florence Ballard cousin and I worked with one of her niece that live in Cincinnati, OH and she say that her kids (Florence ballard) are crazy and not in the good way. And her brother (Florence Ballard) is still doing music in Cali.
396.
hood_shit
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Jennifer WHO?
397.
hood_shit
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Ring the Alarm!
398.
lboogs
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Let’s see JHud do this wit her fat ass!
399.
bigbumpaa
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
399
400.
bigbumpaa
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
400..yay!!
401.
Elle
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
She’s thinking….
“WTF..Sports Illustrated??? I can’t believe that fat b*%$% got the Vogue cover”
402.
TANNA AKA NE-HO
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
LOL @ some of these captions!
SMH @ some of these cracked out posters.
403.
Bed-Stuy
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
CAPTIONS:
1. I’M STILL THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME!!!
2. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
3. OSCAR WHO?
4. YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!
5. IRRECPLACEABLE
SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND THE PICS ARE SLAMMIN’!
404.
Bed-Stuy
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
CAPTIONS:
“I’M STILL THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME!!!”
“YOU CAN HATE ME NOW”
“SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!”
“OSCAR WHO?”
“VOGUE - TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT!”
405.
Tam
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Beyonce thinking: “Out of all the fly as shots I took…why did they choose THIS one for the cover?”
406.
Samantha
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
I’m shit man I need some toliet paper
407.
Drake
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Sasha>Beyonce
408.
Tam
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Beyonce thinking: “Damn ma body’s sick…man I need to see a doctor.” lol
409.
stacy Holt
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Damn some of you b-stans really need to get off her clitoris
410.
Tam
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Beyonce thinking: “You done f**ked up Jay.”
alright…that’s it.
411.
deezee
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“Damn I wish I had that vogue cover!”
412.
Dave
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Caption: I wonder how many comments this picture will get on Concrete Loop. They love me over there!
413.
dre9167
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
I’ll do anything to put the spotlight back on me!
414.
robert
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Please, we are so sick of beyonce, if we want booty, we can watch video
415.
Bryce
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
I gotta give it to her…Beyonc KILLED this photoshoot…perfection at its best…and the lacefront is on point as well….That’s my wifey right there…
416.
Michelle
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“Fuck an Oscar! I’m still the baddest bitch there is!”
417.
Here we go again...
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“mmm and YOU and YOU and YOU YOU’RE gonna love meeee…cuz I’m here to stay bitches!”
418.
nicolle
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
She looks like she thinking…. (Caption): Ugh-ooh! Did I put on some deodorant?
419.
kYMORA
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
CAPTION:
“DAMN I WISH I LOOKED THAT GOOD…NO WAIT, OH MY GOD…I DO!”
420.
ђìš ğ¤¤ð ℓΰ¢к ¢ђαям
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“RiNG THE ALARM.. GET THAT SHiT OFF MY ARM!! GOT DAMN WHY DiDNT i DO THE POSE WiTH THE ARM”
LMAO…
421.
Ms.Yeah
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
I like the song a lot..im ready to download it now!
422.
dangergirl
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
2 beautiful to exist!!!!!! she’s stunning!
423.
pissedoffmotha
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
BEAUTY….BEYONCE!!!!!!
424.
Ms.Yeah
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
sings in her head “She aint the average chick… she the baddest chick…BACK UP!!!”
425.
Aairy
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
CAPTION: DAMN..I SHOULD B ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE..OOPS I ALREADY AM!
426.
Jus ME
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
I get the impression she’s the type that thinks she looks the best in the room even if the other person in the room was a big ass picture of her. lol Caption: Yeah, you cute. But you can’t hold a candle to me though. I’m BEYONCE!!! Don’t get it twisted.
427.
nicci
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
“Damn that’s some good wig glue.”
“I wonder how long it took to airbrush this one”
428.
Madam
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
caption: This is one cover that heifer can’t get…take that Jennifer, tryna still my light, beyotch.
429.
deidrajm
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
GO BEYONCE I LOVE YOUR ASSSSSSS!!!!!
GO BEE
430.
bbonthemike
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
The reason a lot of “hate” is directed towards beyonce is because she and her team seem malicious and very vindictive. If you speak up - you’re out the group. If you look like her (farrah) - you’re out the group. If you DARE sing better than her - cold shoulder (JHUD)….if you try to put your life together and release an album on nyour own - she moves up her release date suddenly to coincide with yor freshman effort (latoya)….if she’s not getting all the praise and attention, then she can’t show up to support her co-stars in awards shows (look at her absence from events two weeks prior to the grammys)….and the list goes on and on…..AND if you ever notice - JHUD says Bey was nice to her - but she never passionately defends Bey when people ask her how she was treated…she just makes vague comments about everyone getting along —-that;s girl code speak for “she was a true “B” but I aint gonna say nuttin’ b/c I dont want to get blackballed”….that’s what that whole situation is about…..
Look, I liked Bey too. But she then showed some really ugly, cold, nasty, petty, vidnicitve behavior when she showed out on all her competition and her band members….I also understand she treats her band and dnacers like CRAP. So that is why the hate is directed to her. She’s a brown girl doing well- so I applaud her - but she is also a part of a very nasty Mafioso type family that tries to shut down all thing non-Beyonce and people hate that…..so that’s why all the “hate” —at least from my point of view…
431.
???
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Caption: Ok ma, And?
432.
???
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Btw, are you really gonna pick a winner Angel?
433.
Tata
Friday, February 16, 2007 /
Angel isn’t gonna pick. She probably did this on purpose just to get us going, LOL.
434.
Jasmine
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
Caption:
“Damn… i hope my breath wasnt stankin in that pic….shit i hope it dont stank now…ay yo solange you got some gum, tick-tacks, or toothpaste… i need 2 freshin up!?!?!”
435.
melisus
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
CECE AND LALALALALA STOP FUCKING TAGGING BEHIND ME IN EVERY POST STUPID ASS LAP DOGS.YALL TAGGING BEHIND ME LIKE TWO HUNGRY ASS DOGS THAT NEED FOOD.YALL ARE SOME SORRY BROKE ASS KIDS WITHOUT A MOMMA GO SUCK ON A BONE AND FUCK OFF.
436.
Dizzie
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
caption:Damn…………I knew I shuld of Creamed MY ARMS!!!!!1
437.
black
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
Caption: “Hey, that girl looks just like me!!”
438.
shahron39
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
Caption:
mmm….they could have made me look a bit more perfect!
439.
mizzez-niquezzz
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
“DAMNNN I LUK HELLA FINE!”
440.
mizzez-niquezzz
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
“WOAH WHOZ DAT GOOD LUKING CHICK?! ooo its me, damn im fine”
441.
Hypnotik
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
“Silly pawns… Im not even an athelete …and they thought I only had the power to push back kelly and michelle albumns.”
442.
gp
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
“my breath stills smells like hot garbage”
OR
“Fat is in BITCHES”
443.
lk
Saturday, February 17, 2007 /
Complimentary posts=Beyonce posting about herself.
She’s a real life MONSTER-no lie.
444.
RELLY
Sunday, February 18, 2007 /
BLACK people, WE need to wake up! WE are the only people who do not stand behind our own. WE are too busy worrying about what the next person has instead of being happy and looking to the person for a blueprint on how to get ahead in this world. As soon as a BLACK person becomes successful or has continued success, WE are tired of seeing them, WE do not support their products, WE find every reason to be critical, WE look for ways to bring each other down. I don’t see Asians, Whites,Latinos, Mexicans etc.. verbally attacking their celebrities. Its rare you go to websites and see people discussing J.Lo, Madonna, Shakira(and all the rest) in a negative manner. That’s not to say these artist are not criticized by their own kind, but its no comparison to what WE put OUR own through. 80% of comments posted here are absolutely ridiculous and uncalled for. WE think its cool to be “street”, WE disrespect our elders, WE do not uplift one another when we do something positive. They are laughing at us. WE have so much power and demand, but we don’t know what to do with it. OUR mentality has to change. Beyonce is a hot commodity right now. She is “The It Girl” of the moment. White, Black, Purple, Brown… she is it! She is in a position where companies are beating her door down to promote their products. She doesn’t have to go out seeking them, nor does she have to do something underhanded to fend off competitors. When Monica and Fantasia’s cds came out, they were too hood and wouldn’t appeal to mainstream. Beyonce is too mainstream with too much exposure. Mary isn’t sad anymore and her music isn’t as good. Kelis is too alternative. Ashanti is wack. Keysha Cole is a bitch. Alicia Keys isn’t feminine enough… What do WE want people??? It’s time to grow. WE are our worst enemies!
445.
Lk
Sunday, February 18, 2007 /
To the poster above:
Oh please. Get off your soapbox. We are talking about a pop star. She is not the savior of the black race. She is a barely talented, overexposed media whore who most people are tired of already. It is white people, black people, orange people, blue people, animals ( she wears fur) and other breathing organisms that have had enough of this woman being shoved down our throats. You are so right. The companies do seek her out, as usual they are behind the pulse of the people. The people do not WANT her anymore. She was unkind and ungracious with the whole Dreamgirls thing. We had to hear her talk about her 9 grammys and how she could not be effie-too thin.
What a slam on Jennifer Hudson. Beyonce really should have sung “I am telling you I am not GOING”. Because it appears she is NEVER going away. But boy do the majority of us wish she would and take those awful House of DEREON dead-animal clothes with her.
446.
ethiopian_princess
Sunday, February 18, 2007 /
Booo. I saw it. Plain.
Marissa Miller, one of the VS models, owned it
447.
Yanique
Sunday, February 18, 2007 /
” Godaammm! Even i’m tired of seeing your ass”
OR
” i am convinced i am the best damn thing since slice bread!”
448.
Miss.1993
Monday, February 19, 2007 /
Damn, I Look Good…
449.
augusta
Tuesday, February 20, 2007 /
wow…i actually look okay without a lacefront!
450.
SPRINGHILL
Tuesday, February 20, 2007 /
CAPTION: TAKE THAT JENNIFER! YOU THINK I WOULD LET YOU TAKE MY SHINE!!!! I MEAN PLEASE LOOK AT ME, EVERYONE ELSE IS!!!!
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