Simply Beautiful

OK NOW THIS IS AN OUTFIT I LOVE THE DRESS/HAIR FYAHHHHHHHH SEE I CAN SAY SOMTHING NICE ABOUT BEYONCE!!!

2ND!!

That dress is HOT! Shes lookin’ like shes thinking “Yeah I KNOW I look good!” She does too.

I think I might be first…

Sayshay Beyonce, I Better Work!

oh lawd, here yall go again without reading..

Caption: Yea Jennifer try to do THAT!

“Fuck Jay-Z! I’m so fine, I think I’ll marry MYSELF!”

mm..mm..mm..NOW LET ME SEE JENNIFER HUDSON DO THAT!

Caption: I’m still in this to win this Jennifer

I put in a caption for the Pic! Beyonce looking at herself…like we all do when we think we are setting it off, the Rupaul soing plays inyour head and you get that Mean Model Mamie Strut…You better Work, Work it Girl, Strut your stuff, Sashay Beyonce!

Hmm hmm hmm, damn I look good!!!

photo shop…works wonders

Bitch I’m FIERCE!!!!

I wonder will i get an Oscar for this

CAPTION:mm..mm..mm..NOW LET ME SEE JENNIFER HUDSON DO THAT!

YEA IM STILL THE SHYT…CANT NOBODY TOP ME.

” It’s Valentine’s day and I’m not with my man, this is some BS”…lol

She actually looks a little disgusted with the picture, Caption…. I should have done my arms above my head pose.

“if I was you I hate me too”

sounds like something she would say hehehe

LMAO #7

“Debo lottie got more head then she got body”

she is looking hot!!!!!!

LMAO@>>>#7

“HERE’S TO THE HATERS”

“I’M TRULY THE H.B.I.C”

“TYRA BANKS,WHO?”

“SASHA HAS ENTERED THE BULIDING”

“I have (Upgraded) S.I.”

where u at now Latoya?

“I am that Bitch”

“Good thing you can’t see my lacefront line!”

Sad, I learned about lacefronts on here!:)

Caption: Thank God they Photoshopped my cellulite!! i would hate for people tp see that im not perfect

#14 THAT SH** WAS FUNNY..
LMAO!

Caption: Damn do I look hot, I aint goin no where soon.

Caption “Damn.. I can’t believe I’m on the cover of MF’n SI. Clawd! Imma bad beesh. I know Jay’s probably gonna eat his heart out when he sees this. ahahahaaa…*ahem”. okay, let me get my humble look on.. wait…hold up?..um, why do I favor Ciara by the nose in this pic?…..MOMMY!”

Hmm…maybe they will give me an Oscar for…….naaaaa

hhhhhhmmmmmm, I wonder! Did they “airbursh” this?

Caption: I wonder how many people prescribe i mean subscribe to sports illustrated

“Me myself and i
That’s all i got in the end
That’s what i found out
And it ain’t no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I’m gonna be my own best friend”
“Me, Myself and I” and oh yeah…Sasha too!!! LMAO….LOLOLOLOL.

“I Stay Fly, No Lie, and U Know This…BALLIN” that’s my girl…lookin nice, big hair and all.

“cant…..look……away……..” lol

BTW she looks so pretty right there

Now that’s Beauty! I hope me and Jay have children that looks like me.

“Guh… you am a bad bitch, you heyuh whut I seh?”

You better work Bee.

It’s not Vogue, but dammit I look GOOD!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Post 34 THEQUEEN.

hey, I kinda favor J-Lo

“do i look ok?you know i worry about what everybody thinks”

“Do I look humble y’all?”

caption: THANK YOU DADDY!

Caption: Well they told me to get down and dirty if i wanted my spotlight back and that’s exactly what I did.

DAMN! I AM A BAD BITCH, I GOT THE COVER OF SI SWIT SUIT ISSUE…AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN I GOT MODELS HATING ON ME.

B, yous a bad… SHUT YOU MOUTH! I am only talking about ME!

Thinking about how Jennifer Hudson almost stole all her thunder and in her head she’s singing:
“SHE MUST NOT KNOW ‘BOUT ME, SHE MUST NOT KNOW ‘BOUT ME” “REPLACING BEE IS NOT EASY-eeee!”

Also Cosign with #26!

LOL Yall are too crazy for these captions!

Caption:
*singin* Jhud must not know bout me Jhud must not know bout me, i just got that Sports illistrated in a minute, and I know jhud is neva gonna get it baaaybaaay.
She must not know bout me she must not know bout me I can get a vouge cover in a hour, I bet that bitch jhuds face is lookin sour….So dont U ever for a second get it twisted, I’m still the HBIC!

“Damn, I’m a bad ass chick!”

And she is…haters stay on your job.

Fuck photoshop, I look better in person. Damn Beyonce is fine. She looks better in that dress than on the cover of SI. Photoshop don’t do my boo no justice.

Beyonce’ Caption:

“That’s Right, I Can’t Control It! I Need Seven Inches or More”!

Caption:

To da left to da left oh no that’s my right

That’s a nice ass dress to and I would definitely rock that, well if I had the money.

CAPTION: That wasn’t a smile on my face, that was me frowning because that sand was itching my coochie real bad.

Ya’ll wrong this aint got nothing to do with J.Hud, no matter what ya’ll say she still on VOGUE and she will get her OSCAR.

Damn, lookin like lil Tina a lot in this pic…

“I think I will send a couple issues to my backup singers…what are Kelly and Michelle’s addresses again?…”

“I see why they all mad at me I’m the baddest chick today SI tomorrow the world”

Caption:

(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was looking so good I couldn’t reject myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown
(I looked over to the left)
Umm comin outta my shirt and then the skirt came down

“I looked over to the left
A reflection of myself
That’s why I couldn’t catch my breath”

Haha thanks to tweet for providing the soundtrack to Beyonce life!

“That smilin’ heffa think she better than me.”

Mmmhmm. I know I look fucking gorgeous.

“Jealous bitches?”

She’s the most beautiful woman in the world outside of my mom.

Beyonce: Do I really look like that?

where is jayz wasnt it valentines day? i would rather have been wiff my man it make u wonder, capture wat. who eva is doing bey hair needs to be FIRED. jayz was wiff riri lolol ‘joke’ she is full of her self ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

“I think the armpit pose would’ve killed this one.”

“Damn those people that do the airbrushing need a raise for this.”

Caption: *yawn* Damn, I bore myself.

CAPTION: NOW THAT’S HOW YOU WEAR A LACEFRONT!

LMAO @ #64

“Would you hit that? I’d hit that…”

OR

“What you lookin’ at? Sasha’s hot, you’re not!”

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Caption: All yall hoez think I fell off huh??? Well, you betta watch ya back cuz I’ma come back with a vengeance! And JHUD, I’ma get you and your lil doggie too BIA BIA!

Seriously though, she’s saying, “DAMN, I look so good why do I need Jay? I could have more fun by my damn self, I love my body!” LOL!

Who is that chick, oh damn, it’s me, work it B, work it, let’s see Rihanna do that, I need an SOS to save me from myself. Let’s see Jhud do this, Vogue gon’ miss me, my time is now, damn i’m a hot heffer …

Caption: “Who needs an Oscar when you can simply grace the cover of Sports Illustrated magazine?”

LOL # 35 & #54

Im the shit. ahaha but yea she lookin sexy. This is hot.

Caption: “WHO NEEDS VOGUE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED”

Beyonce:
“Now thats a fine bitch right there”!!!

Caption: On second thought, those HOD bathing suits are tacky as hell.

caption: id rather be suckn jays dick

CAPTION #1 - “Ooooh, Sasha! We done did it again, girl!”

CAPTION #2 - “I got Me, Myself, & I…in the end, it’s what I found out…from now on, I’m gonna be my own best friend.”

CAPTION #2 - “I’ve been to the mountaintop! I AM the mountaintop! None of these fools can touch me!”

“Jennifer may have snagged Vogue but she’ll NEVAH make Sports Illustrated”

“You ready Bee? Let’s go get’em!”

“damn I’m fly”

LMAOROTF @ #69!

Caption:

“Damn Sasha, Where are you when I need you….”

http://www.empressmag.com

Caption: Imma bad B&%#(

CAPTION: “F*CK ANOTHER DREAMGIRLS PREMIERE; IT’S ALL ABOUT MOI TONITE”

LMAOROTF @ #65!

caption: thank god they fixed my lacefront!!

“hmm, i might as well use my looks to get recognition these cause it sure aint my talent or my voice”

She doesn’t have that glow. Beyonce normally has a glow. Somethings going on. She normally looks happy. She looks “BLAH”.

Why can’t B-Day be everyday?? You’re the only one that appreciates me Kitty Kat!!

Caption:

Yeah, that’s how you do it… Who needs Vogue when you have SI. Everyone will take me seriously as an actor now…

Lol!

Alright girl now this is a dress I am happy to see you in and you better not ever wear that shit you wore for the GG awards again. She is breathtaking in this photo. Get them girl. I don’t always have negative things to say about you.

LOL@ #64

That’s my girl!!!!!!!!!! Much luv BEE!!!!!

Why can’t B-Day be everyday??

She looks “BLAH”, not happy. She normally has a glow and twinkle in her eye. She looks kinda gloomy in the face. She looks happier when Jay is next to her.

She looks great and I see she has some black tracks put in to go with the dress. Nice!

LMAO @ #65, that’s too funny!!!

LOL@ #65!

“Hell yeah, I’m the shit”

I dont think so but her face says it all.

Caption: There go that niggas yacht way over there. I peeped his ass ol big lip muthafucka.

“I wonder if I can win an award for this…hmmm, Best Swim wear in a sports magazine…they have to a some sort of Heisman Trophy for that…beat that J-Hud!”

I must admit….
Girl you holding up Traffic!!!!!

(Why couldn’t you wear a cute dress like this to the grammy’s??????)

Jay betta stop with his crap before he get the Green Light!!!!!!

Caption…Take that Tyra!

FUNNY ASS POSTS:

7. TANNA AKA NE-HO said:
“Fuck Jay-Z! I’m so fine, I think I’ll marry MYSELF!”

18. Genesisbaby said:
She actually looks a little disgusted with the picture, Caption…. I should have done my arms above my head pose.

27. NetworKing said:
“Good thing you can’t see my lacefront line!”

73. LEENIE said:
CAPTION: NOW THAT’S HOW YOU WEAR A LACEFRONT!

83. Southern Belle said:
Caption: On second thought, those HOD bathing suits are tacky as hell.

“HUH, DREAMGIRLS, DAMN THEY PHTOTSHOPPED ME THIN AS A RAIL, WHERE MY BOOTY AT?, IT’S OBVIOUS IM WIDER IN PERSON, OH BUT I GOT ON BLACK SO MAYBE THEY WONT NOTICE, HUH DREAMGIRLS, I’M DA BADDEST CHICK…WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY BOOTY AT???”

Caption: I guess Jay was right I am the baddest chick in the game…speaking of Jay where is his ass?? Oh! That’s right he’s working on his new design for the 40 oz.

You a bad muthaf**#@ - (shut yo mouf), but I’m talkin bout you.

“have yall got enough of gettin stung by the bee”!!

She looks fierce in this picture…..killen em with the new look and hair. She’s fitting right in at the models event….definitely a good look.

Caption:
Wow, they did a great job of photoshopping my head onto Solange’s body.

DAMN, I’M A SEXY BITCH! DO I MAKE YOU HORNY, YEAH BABY YEAH…..

LOL I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!

Ugly dress, looks like a tent. Beyonce is just whack now-a-days. She always trying to show that slit down the front of her dresses to give her a better body. You rarely see her chest covered. That look is so played and so are the wig ass wigs.

Caption: Didn’t someone tell me that Bitch Rihanna was in Vegas too? Hmmmm…..

caption: why it look like my arm ashy?

Caption:
The airbrushed the shyt out of my picture.

Caption:
She kinda looks like me

Caption:
Maybe they will give me an Oscar for being on the cover

Caption:
I am trying to think how I can get everyone to talk about me again.

Caption 1: What magazine I Haven’t been on? Oh yeah, Playboy is next. I get Daddy to work on that.

Caption 2: Oops, I did it again. I took somebody else’s shine.

She looks tired, are those bags under her eyes that the makeup is trying to hide?

“Damn, am I Beyonce or Sasha?”

“J-hud? Oscar Nomination? Vanity Fair? It’s always about ME, always will be about ME, and it’s gone stay being about ME! B #$%H PUHHHLEEAASSEE!!!” - BEYONCE

Damn I’m fine. But how did Jennifer get Vogue over me? I mean I’m Beyonce.

“umh,i wish he would send me to da left,…got me twisted”.

Caption: “I bet Jennifer Hudson can’t top me on this one.”

jay-z aint shit she needed to dump his ugly ass he aint the richest black man around. fuck him dont go back to him beyonce hes trash.

Caption: “I Love Me Some Me”

(which is also my motto in life, lol)

Ok, I’m a Beyonce fan, but there’s something about this girl….she’s vain and she’s got the idea that she’s supposed to be number one….her face in this picture shows all.

Look how clever I am, I got all of those fools thinking my announcing my cover on SI the very day after Jennifer Hudson’s Vogue cover is a COINCIDENCE, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Caption: I am making history once again and the hating is only fuel to my fire!!

I cannot stand you Beyonce’ haters!!

I look amaysin’.

caption: I’m the ishh…I aint goin’ NO WHERE!! I’m gonna stay on top.

CAPTION: That b*tch J-Hud!!! Oh wait… that’s me.

CAPTION FOR BEYONCE PHOTO

dAMN GIRL, YOU LOOK SO GOOD. i THINK i WANNA BUY YOU A SHORT SET!!

Caption: Thats right girl you show them what u got..by tomorrow everyone will love u again

“Now that’s how you do a cover shot J-DUD!!!”

lol I love J-HUD!

AND

“…I get it from my momma!”

Caption: “J Hud might be the first singer ever to grace the cover of Vogue but she’ll never cover sports illustrated. Thinking she all that cause she getting so much attention. B**** Please!!!!!!!”

And I am telling you I’M not going!!!

“Can’t nobody touch me..Not even this bitch Im looking at, oops thats me! HEHE”

to all of you all that are saying “jennfer hudson do that” need to stop she don’t have to show of her body to make it. she is in a class all by her self!! and she don’t need nobody else. you tell beyonce to win a GOLDEN GLOBE are be nominated for a oscars so and you all are saying “jennfer do that” what is beyonce doing taking a photo on the beach WOW!! big deal she always take photos like that.

Dmn I look good. Let that B* try to out do me on this one.

^ AMEN BILLMAN! Post 143!

SAY THAT HONEY, SAY THAT!

Caption: “I bet Jennifer Hudson can pose in bikinis”

Caption - I will get all the attention now!!!!!!!

“And I’m Telling YOU.. I’M NOT GOING !!!”

“We look good, don’t we, Sasha?!! Yes,we do Bey”!

“Conjunction, junction..what’s your function?”

” There’s a G-ddamn split end”! I swear I’m a fire mama’s ass one of these g-damn days”!!

“Picture, Picture On Da Wall.. AM I NOT THE BADDEST BITCH OF THEM ALL!!”

OK! sports illustrated BIG DEAL jennfer my never be on sports illustrated but know this beyonce will never get a GOLDEN GLOBE or a oscars don’t hate because beyonce time is almost up because you know she can’t act

cption: now tell me I don’t look better then Jennifer

caption: now tell me I don’t look better then Jennifer

Ya’ll niggas are hilarious. Now shut the Fuck Up and go buy both magazines. And support are black women instead of making competition out of them.

Damn Beyonce always pose like this. VOGUE is the biggest magazine ever. Jen and Bey are in classes by theirselves. Would ya’ll be making competition out of Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman? I think not.

Stupid ass idiots.

LOL @ #53!!!!

She looks likes shes thinkin “Damn Sasha girl!!! u better WORK! J.Hud who? That bitch aint got NUTHIN on me!”

Caption:
If this isn’t a Dreamgirl, I don’t know what is!

She took some got pics but she lookin conceited as hell in that caption pic

CAPTION:
1. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY
2. HOLD THAT JENNIFER HUSDON
3. THAT’S A BAD MOTHER SHUT YOUR MOUTH
4.

You people crack me up… But I am glad everyone is not hatin on bee! We all know she is the bomb. And you know she is my girl, but I have to say, Tyra aint studdin that shit. I did that ten years ago sweetie. you stand on my shoulders!!!!

UMMm should I get the 2 piece w/ the biscuit and dirty rice or the 3 piece?

B looks amazing!

Caption: “Is that a booger in my nose?” lol… I Luv U Bee just had to poke a lil fun.

dayum, tyra banks ain’t got shit on this!!!i’m lukin fierce!!!!!

#53 had me rollin’ in here….that was TOOO funny!

CAPTION (from Beyonce’s own lyrics)
What you think they all mad at me for?

“Who cares about Vogue and Jennifer”

see the entire out fit before you speeak #2. my caption.

on the SI cover will say “FAKE” ….on her actual picture “REAL”

Caption:”hmm she could get it”

Caption: Dam I am fine! (And all dem jealous bicthes no it…) Bow down bitches…

Hummmm.. damn what else can a fly ass bitch like me do next….. I know get Jay to propose to me on Oprah….

Caption: “Ugh…I hate that bitch! Oh wait a minute, that’s ME!”

Caption: Now thats the best cover SI has ever had!

Caption: Look at this bitch trying to be me! Oh damn…that is me.

“What the hell happened to the rest of my ass?”

“Who the hell is THAT bitch?”

Caption: Look at this Bitch trying to be like me! Oh damn…that is me.

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my elbows lookin’ a lil’ ruff… and CVS was havin dat 2 For 1 O’lay special and all!

CAPTION:

“I wonder if I turn this way, will anyone notice that I am wearing two different colors of weave in my head!”

Caption: Smile now bitch! Wait til I catch you on the street!

LMAO at #166 & #173

Caption: Harpo!? Who dis woman?

You all are crazy for the captions… LOL.

She was really thinking. “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me”!

damn bee is killin them, plus some of y’all r talkin smack again, there’s a video for the photo shoot,which was shot in november way b4 jhud hot mess vogue cover. she looks exactly how she looked on the cover and video.U CAN’T PHOTOSHOP A VIDEO(for the dumb folks). give them hell sasha/beyonce

Jay got me smoking those CUBANS and look at my teeth.

Caption:………S.O.S. please someone help me.
It’s not healthy…….I coulda did that so much better……..wheres the hell is hova!!!

Caption:………S.O.S. please someone help me.
It’s not healthy…….I coulda did that so much better……..where the hell is hova!!!

i’m fabulous and you can’t tell me different!

btw, she looks gorgeous and i’m LOVIN the hair

I’m concieted, but i got a reason. Go head Beyonce, The pics are really sexy and beautiful and judging by her expressions she knows it too.

THIS IS THE CAPTION

BEYONCE: AWWWWW SHIT THE SILLY BITCHES ON CONCRETLOOP ARE GOING TO LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS WHEN THEY SEE ME! THE HATERS ARE GOING TO BE RIDING MY CLIT FOR SURE! “THEY MUST NOT KNOW ‘BOUT ME”

Lmao…it’s so funny how the exact caption I was gonna say has already been said bout 10 times in this post:

“Top that Jennifer.”

caption me: “I look sooo fuckin good….hell not even jennifer can look as great as this…hmmm i did bleach my skin quite well…i love the way my complexion turned out to be…..wow i look soo fuckin hot i better look hot i payed them (blank)millions of dollars to grace me in the front of their cover i better look good……..hmmmm man i’m such a deceiful bitch but the world will never know hahaha”

yeah she is basically saying all of that lmao

“What the hell are you smilin’ at?”

caption: well damn, who knew lacefronts looked so GOOD!!!

Caption: Damn, I’m gettin’ tired of seeing you.

Caption: s**t, never mind who u THOUGHT I was, I’M BEYONCE’ KNOWLES BITCH!!!!!!

IF JENNIFER WINS THAT OSCAR THIS SUNDAY I WILL BE MAD AS SHIT…I DID ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT.. TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FOR NOTHING..MILK ON MY LIPS, SITTING IN A CUP GETTING DIZZY, PUTTING MY MY HIPS IN A MAGAZINE I DON’T EVEN READ (AND CAN’T READ)AND WEARING THEM DUMB AS CLOTHERS MY MOTHER MADE FOR ME…I MUST BE CRAZY..(HUMMMMMM)

FUNNY COMMENTS:
115. Southern Belle said:
Caption:
Wow, they did a great job of photoshopping my head onto Solange’s body.

119. clobissa said:
caption: why it look like my arm ashy?

120. Zsa Zsa said:
Caption:
The airbrushed the shyt out of my picture.

Caption:
She kinda looks like me

Caption:
Maybe they will give me an Oscar for being on the cover

Caption:
I am trying to think how I can get everyone to talk about me again.

133. velvetj said:
I look amaysin’.

136. KRISTI M said:
CAPTION FOR BEYONCE PHOTO

dAMN GIRL, YOU LOOK SO GOOD. i THINK i WANNA BUY YOU A SHORT SET!!

141. Yvonne said:
And I am telling you I’M not going!!!

BUT THE BEST COMMENT IS:
131. velvetj said:
Look how clever I am, I got all of those fools thinking my announcing my cover on SI the very day after Jennifer Hudson’s Vogue cover is a COINCIDENCE, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

IM TELLING YOU I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY WHEN WE’D ALL GET TOGETHER IN HOLY BEYONCE-MONY LOOK AT US HAVING OUR COMEDIC MOMENTS AND WITHOUT FIGHTING AND CURSING EACH OTHER OUT!! THATS WHATS UP, I DONT KNOW ABOUT YALL BUT THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME,(DAMN U BEYONCE) YALL ARE TRULY A JOY!
OK OK HERE I GO:

Caption:”HMM 32, DO I LOOK 32 IN THAT PICTURE? THATS ALL THAT COUNTS, SHIT THEY SHAVED OFF AT LEAST 10 YEARS ON THIS COVER, HELL AS LONG AS I WEAR THESE BIG ASS LACEFRONTS TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM MY FACE, I’LL KEEP FOOLIN THESE CLOWNS FOREVER, HELL IM BEYONCE…I WONDER IF THEY GOT A POPEYES’ IN THIS AREA”…

We’re getting close to 200 y’all!!! Beyondgay has got her fans WHIPPED!!!

“She looks familiar!”

“that girl go hard, but i look bettah” lol let me stop

“I’m so damn sexy…I bet if I wanted to I could be the next president, those stupid ass fans would probably swallow my used gum if I spit it out right now!”

caption:

“i’ma teach these rookies… j-hud can’t strike this pose… and they aint gon’ catch me bent over at the beach diggin’ my toe crust like that five-head-havin’ lil girl rihanna!”

“Hold up, bring the beat back…stop…I aint ready yet. Wait, let me fix my hair…yes bitch…now pass me my wig.”

LMFAO @ Post 159. Okay, now THAT made me crave some Popeyes.

*SMH and exits*

Here’s another:

Caption: “I wonder if they’d get mad if I kissed the Picture!” I’m so freakin HOT I cant’ help it! MUAHHH!

Caption: “My momma said that suit was better than the thong I picked! Thank GOD for momma!”

Caption: Let’s see Rhianna swagger jack THIS! She don’t know bout BEY! (Tryin push up on my Jigga!)

CAPTION: THIS IS FOR ALL THE HATERS THAT CAN”T KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YALL MOUTHS, SO AMAZING……

damn i look GOOOOD AND I KNOW IT

“Maybe I should stop lettin my momma design”

“uh, i wonder if they can tell i was farting all up and thru this shot….damn that krispy kreme and popeye’s!”

captions; “hmmm Maybe I should get myself a clone?”

“Damn! I love my lacefront!”

::Squints:: “HOLD UP! Is that Jay-Z and Rihanna in the water?”

“We look good huh?”

“Damn girl! Can I pay your ‘bills, bills, bills’?

CAPTION: 11 WEEKS AT #1 NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD…..

YALL SO TIRED WITH COMMENTS! SHE STILL NEED A HAIRSTYLIST PHOTOSHOP HAS BECOME THE BEST SOFTWARE FOR COMPUTERS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

LMAO ROTFL@14 “TheQueen” omg good one…I really needed the laugh lol WOOOOOOO

Thinking to Herself: Somebody should pass me some tissue, cuz BITCH I’M DA SHIT!!!!! (U hoes don’t know bout Bey, u hoes don’t know bout Bey…)

“Ugly ass bathing suit. I can’t believe she made me wear more of that tacky shit. I should have wore babyphat.”

=)

“damn i just realized that SI is such a down grade. I want my vogue cover!!! Momma!!”

Love the Hair … better than some of her prevous ones.

caption: “man i hope people can’t see my lacefront..i do want them to think this is all my hair”

“mmmmmm I AM the sh-t, ha!” (that has to be what SHE’S thinking).

215 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll love to see Jennifer Hudson pull this off! Look at me I’m sooo Fabulous. Oh wait..wait.is there any cameras around let me get back into being humble *turns around* puts on her humble face and act* “oh this is such a beautifull thang i feel so bless IT’S JUST CRAZY and i feel so bless

Overrated! She wish she looked like my mother my mom looks like the old Clair Huxtable with hair to her waist! Beyonce’s mom looks like a freaking clown and that’s how she will look with all that makeup she wears in the near future! Ewwww! Bee is so fake, that ain’t hating, that’s truth!

My prediction is that this will be the highest selling magazine in the history of SI!!!!! Maybe the highest of all times! Watch the distribution records get broken!!

“Jay’s gonna go Crazy when he sees how Dangerous this Naughty Girl’s curves are, but I tried to Upgrade him & he wouldn’t Listen… told him I wasn’t IRREPLACEABLE!”

Congrats, Be.. I saw some other photos from the shoot, and the best ones aren’t even in the magazine. People should stop hating.. she’s earned her crown.

CAPTION:

“Hi, I’m Beyonce. What’s your name? Oh shit. Wait. That IS me!”

Wait Wait can I win an Oscar for this? hmmm maybe I can win an Oscar for “Best Cover of an Illustrated Magazine” wait wait does that kind of award even exist?…hmmm I think it does…wait lemme ask my dad maybe he can come out with something. *runs to her dad*

“she looks good enough to be a statue with my grammys”
“this body is for jay’s all day!”
“hold up, i think i see snot(sp)in my nose”

LMAO@149 damnzzzzzz omg you hit it right there on the head…..for all those Beyonce stans. lol lol lol. I know right??? Who gives uh fuck about being in front of SI lol..J HUd…man I will kill to be in her position right now. I’ll rather get an Oscar instead of 10 grammys…I’m sorry…but grammys ain’t got shit on a Oscar..you can 10 grammys…but an Oscar??????? boy. Jhud? Got a Golden Globe and an Oscar nomination……oh wait and she just might win…lol….nah she gonna win. and it’s gonna be all up in Beyonce’s face

CAPTION: Ya’ll think Im paying attention to this damn picture? The truth is…I have to turn my head slightly to the right for balance so the weight of all this damn hair won’t cause me to lose balance and fall over!

@209 Kiara Shawdea.

GENIUS LMFAO!!

I’m that bitch they gonna love to hate

no jud tis is how you work a motherfucking cover

caption: you know you want me

caption: Sasha bitch, you know you want me

@158 “Angelica” Speak for yourself…Because “we all” do not think Beyonce is the BOMB…get a grip

Her dress is SICK for one but I have to co-sign with # 7 and #47 LOL!!!!

I bet she’s also thinking yes I got another cover because it is ALWAYS about me I AM A STAR!!!!!! I HAVE 10 GRAMMYS, more money than I can count and My man is the CEO of DEF JAM, I don’t need VOGUE to shine!

SO SHE TOOK A PICTURE IN HER SWIM SUIT WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. THIS SH1T WAS ON THE NEWS IN CANADA! WHY IS IT A BIG DEAL?

Caption: “Look at that bitch, thinking she’s all cute. She WISHES she were me!” lol

“I mean sometimes I just gotta sit back and say Damn…”

cracking up over number 7 and funny

im conceited..i got a reason

caption: im so glad they didnt show my stretch marks, where my man at? oh yea i dumped his ass. me, myself, and i go git em sasha

I thought ya’ll was hating when some said she had no ass, but I must agree. I went to SI and saw the pics..at first I thought it was one pic then I looked at the others and realized, SHE AIN’T GOT NO BOOTY!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN…

CAPTION: “SCREW AN OSCAR! J-HUD YOU CAN ONLY DREAM!”

“damn photoshop is God’s gift to earth, look at me”!

caption: wow iz dat me? dam i look gud. where is dat camel of mine

This post is so good I had to do another one:

Beyonce- “DAMN!!! My mama should have put that creole shit on her. Got me this damn SI cover wtf?? Shit, I can’t swim!!!! Y she ain’t take them chickens out & go sha sha booya on her?!!”

“Just Look At Her….That Skinny B***h”….

LoL,

Glad to see my friend lookin’ good on the cover and inside the magazine…..

Caption: I had tons off good pictures to choose from but yeah I like this one too.

Caption: Damn I guess the rumors are true I really do have bad breath…maybe if I keep my head this way nobody will notice…naaa this aint working…just act intrigued…yeah that’s it!!!

“I done told them heffas not to make me too flyy.”

or…

“Well ain’t this about a bitch… I ain’t aged at all.”

“I LOOK GOOD WITH OR W/O PHOTOSHOP. WHO NEEDS PHOTOSHOP WHEN I HAVE THE BEST MAKE-UP ARTIST.”

Caption: What you bitches know bout that?

mommy daddy Jennifer is winning everything and I ain’t got nothing…now she is on Vogue….please, please get somebody to let me be the first on something….ok yeah…f*ck the models…I’ll do Sports Ill and put those who do this for a living out of a job.

B*TCH PLEASE!

I can’t think of a caption for that crazy picture. She looks to me like she’s admiring her work.

Anyway, I just read that Tyra Banks is going to recreate her famous cover from 10-years ago and air the results Monday on her show.

Someone, please tell me why?????

“YOU MUST NOT KNOW BOUT ME”

I AM A SEXY BITCH!!!!!!!!! LMAO
JAY-Z GETTIN 2 ISSUES OF THIS

Caption: I Really Think I’m Cute, This Ain’t Even My Freakum Dress!

Caption: I told that nigga I could Upgrade him.

She looks great! How long is her hair really?

Drama.. girl… She got another cover wowowow

http://i18.tinypic.com/2i8wxw3.jpg

@ #259, her hair is actually really really short and thin

She looks amazing in that black dress and her hair looks great, i love beyonce, thats my nigga

CAPTION: “Wow! Jenny Jones and Ricki Lake makeovers work wonders!!!”

CAPTION: “Next on Maury….I was a diamond in the rough, NOW I’M THE STUFF!!!”

LMAO

This Thread is funny azz hell….

I am still weak from #7 and the J-Hud jokes.

Beyonce probably did this to try to top JHud’s Vogue Magazine deal….lol Why is this chick trying to steal JHud’s little shine?

THAT’S A BAD BITCH ……..

“Fuck Jay-Z! I’m so fine, I think I’ll marry MYSELF!”

^^^^^^^^^

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT A BAD BITCH …………………..

Caption: Sasha sees dead people. Damn I should have took my meds.

Caption: “I ma be first at everything. What is something else I can be first at? Oh, the first Black female with hazel eyes to grace Elle.” SMDH

Bey looks nice on the front cover. I am surprised it’s a decent photo. Not overly sexual.

CAPTION: My baby Jay should be here with me but instead he’s fucking another bitch ohh na,na,na.I think about him all the time but instead he treats like shit oh,na,na,na.

Cption:
“Yeah, I’d do her!”

damn sasha, you a bad bitch

hahahaha Number 53 is funny!!

SHES THINKIN I SEE WHY THEY’RE SO MAD!! DAMN I DO LOOK GOOD!!!!

Sasha: “Beyonce should have let me take the picture. I woulda brought it better than her Ass did. I’m the diva. I’m the sexier one. Me, SASHA!”

CAPTION: Beyonce singing to her self…

Tell you what I did last night
I came home, say, around a quarter to three
Still so high
Hypnotized
In a trance
From this body, so butter and brown and tantalizing
You woulda thought I needed help from this feeling that I felt
So shook I had to catch my breath…

64. Impossible06

Caption:

(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was looking so good I couldn’t reject myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown
(I looked over to the left)
Umm comin outta my shirt and then the skirt came down

“I looked over to the left
A reflection of myself
That’s why I couldn’t catch my breath”

Haha thanks to tweet for providing the soundtrack to Beyonce life!

this is a winner…too funny!!

“Take it easy Sasha, Your album will come out after Kelly’s. That what Daddy said. Remember?

Caption: I never thought I would love someone until, I was you!

To all the B haters on here that keep saying Vogue is better than SI & an Oscar is better than a Grammy, STFU! Even if J-Tub did win the Oscar, which she wont, because we all know that Hollywood hardly ever acknowledges African Americans. J-Tub is gonna have to give a hell of a much better performance than she did in DreamGirls. Who said that B even cares if she would win. Acting is B’s part-time job. Music is her thing. She has 10 Grammy’s. She don’t need no Oscar. I’m gonna be laughing at all u J-Tub Stans come next Sunday when you see J-Tub crying cuz she didn’t win the Oscar, and then will fade away like a bad stain. Belive this, B ain’t never goin nowhere. NO WHERE! She gonna need much better competition for the throne than some fat ass Norbit bitch to take her crown. U think Papa Knowles would ever let that happen. Hell No! He’ll do J-Tub like he did LeToya, LaTavia, & Farrah. He’ll cross her ass out. So I say we officially begin the countdown to J-Tub’s demise. To all her Stans, enjoy this last week of her, cuz after next Sunday, u wont ever be hearing from her ass again.

@ 279 Correction;
I never thought I would love someone, until I saw you.
Damn I wonder if this sand makes me looks ashy. Anyway, I see why I have soooooo many haters.

If I weren’t ME, I’d be mad too!

@Dana no one is hating matter of fact. Beyonce got surgery done to her body. LOL I remeber this surgen on tv was giving out a list of celeb’s names who have gotten surgery done to them and Beyonce’s name was mention…lol just look at her body now and look how her body was 4 years ago! she had no ass no boobs and small hips…noooow all of the sudden she is packing? nah she got implants and surgery done…she got butt implants and maybe breast implants…i dunno about her breast but her butt? yeah she got butt implants..i remeber in the “Honey” magazine they ask her if she can get work done to her body what will she change? And she said her ears! Her butt? and her breast? she said she wanted for her butt to be bigger and for her boobs to be bigger and for her ears to be smaller cuz she got really big ears….now besides the ears…she got her body worked on…and it looks a lil too perfect…small waist with big hips? nah honey real black women with a real body ain’t gonna walk around with thE smalled waist and stomach and have thE biggest ass and and thE widest hips. lol

Caption: Damn who is this girl in the pic??? Aw dats me!!! Dats me!!!!

look at beyonce without being airbrushed and photoshop

http://www.beyonceworld.n...gTrip09feb/images/004.jpg

she looks kinda funny!!! lol

I agree with #96 something is definetly going on with her. I said that when watching the grammys her spirit seems sad.

And ya’ll thought Beyonce was sweet and innocent look at her at a club showing her tities

http://www.beyonceworld.n...iproom/images/party12.jpg

Oh wait never mind….she is wearing pads to cover her breast..lol

beyonce looking a hot ass mess
link below

http://www.beyonceworld.n...i/images/CapriParty09.jpg

Caption: Ehhh…It’s Not Vogue but it’ll do…besides Bitch ain’t got nothin’ on my Body!

“Damn! im fine, what am i doing with Jay again? Oh, oh yeah, thats right, he’s rich so in case my career backfires…………”

Caption:
“Ring the alarm,I be going to hard
But damn look at the chick on
this nigga’s arm”

“Ring the alarm,I be going to hard,
but Im badder that big forheaded bitch
who wish she was on my man’s arm”

“Two snaps up,Sasha is just that chick,kick rocks ,haters!”
PS:Baby if Beyonce wasnt getting talked about anymore, she wouldnt be able to get 730 posts with people ranting and raving for her.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

Caption: “Damn, even I’m sick of that B*tch!”…

#280, LMAOOOOOOO. Rather harsh, but u aint neva lie. Even though I have a lot of respect for J-Hud and think shes tremendously talented I still cant get off the line:
! She gonna need much better competition for the throne than some fat ass Norbit bitch to take her crown.

#275 said:

Sasha: “Beyonce should have let me take the picture. I woulda brought it better than her Ass did. I’m the diva. I’m the sexier one. Me, SASHA!”

LMAO!!! OMG…that is Definatley the best one! Hahah.

YESSSS! Photoshop is the best! Why, those puppet strings aren’t even visible to the naked eye!

You know what ya’ll need to give Jennifer Hudson her props. I love Jennifer Hudson because she is doing her thang. She ain’t even holding back. How can she? Look how talented she is? She can act and sing? Two things she is better at than Beyonce! Beyonce can sing but she can’t sang like J.Hud. And Beyonce’s acting is sorry. Very sorry!. JHud did the damn thing in DG. At least Jennifer doesn’t have to flash her ass and wear skin tight dresses showing off her breast and nipples. At least JHud is comfortable in her own skin and doesn’t feel she gotta be glamed up 24/7th like Beyonce. At least she doesn’t mind letting the public see how she really looks without makeup on instead of walking around with big ol bushy wig and a mask like Beyonce. Beyonce got this thing where she feels she needs to be picture perfect 24/7th. That is why folks are always saying “she look pretty as usual”.

IN A HEAVY COUNTRY TONE……I look so damn good, JAY-Z should take my damn last name!

@ #96 &286,

I was thinking the same thing. Some thing is definately wrong with her. But whatever it is, she’s a strong girl and she’s very spiritual so she’ll get through it.

Much Love to B!!

@DC3KBM whatever your name is. Go buy a life and see how it does you. LOL you must be one big Beyonce lover if you had to say all of that, thinking anyone will care! lmao…and for the record a grammy ain’t shit when it comes to an Oscar. And what is wrong being FAT???? I don’t see your weak good for nothin beyonce obsseser ass doing the same thing that Jennifer Hudson is doing. I don’t see you in front of “Vogue” or a “oscar winning movie” I don’t see you “nominated for an Oscar or singing “And I’m Telling You” and making that doe…nah bitch so what you need to do is like ummm i dunno laid the fuck back and shut the fuck up.

“Damn, I’m one sexy bitch!”

Ashley post #300, shut ur retarded fucked ass up. I will say what ever i motherfuckin want hoe. Ain’t nothin wrong with bein fat, but no fat ass bitch is takin B’s crown. U seem like A J-Tub stan, so I would advise u to enjoy ur girl’s (if u can call her that) last week as a “star”, cuz after her nasty Norbit lookin ass don’t win, she’s goin as Ms. Mary J. Blige would say, DOWN!

# 280, u jus a leech on every single post about beyonce and u da main talkin shit. everybody is havin fun on this post n yo ass is 2 damn serious lets be real here….we all gettin tired of the comparion of jhud n beyonce…they on 2 different levels. jus cause dey did a movie together, why you have to compare recent things

aint nobody on here disrespectin yo bitch…so stfu…j-hud is a new person on the scene, she dont hav no damn grammys, by the way, beyonce aint win all dem grammys alone. j-hud jus hasnt come out wit a album yet, so she dont hav no grammys but she got awards before she had a album out. and nominated @ oscars on her first movie. j-hud aint no damn actress so das part time too. anyways, that dont evn amount to dat sports illustrated cover. im pretty sure she wanted that award nomination and cover of vogue like her greedy ass been wanting everything….stop sniffin beyonce ass n get a life and congrualate both women on their achievements

Caption: Don’t u wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Gurrrl, you know me and you look good… stop playin!

Babyboss, stfu! Every1 else started comparin, I’m just the one who is squashing those comparissons. Cuz the only thing J-Tub is good at is opening her fat ass mouth (like she did on the Vogue Cover) for some Krispy Kreeme’s. Matter of fact that’s prolly what she was doin when they snapped that pic. The photographer was like “Jennifer wait until I take the picture! Then u can have ur Doughnuts!” and she said with her fat Jaba the Hut lookin ass, “NO ME WANT KRISPY KREEME NOOOOOOWWW!” Beyonce don’t need no Oscar or Vogue cover for Validation. She already a star. Something J-Tub will never be, cuz her Norbit ass ain’t goin No WHUUUR!

Um there needs to be age requirement on this site. We got some young immature people on here!!!!!! The sad thing is it’s probably some grown a$$ person talking crazy like they don’t have the good sense GOD gave ‘em.

Another Caption: “Betcha can’t do it like me. Nope, betcha can’t do it like me. Damn, I love that song. It’s soooo true!!!!

Sasha to Beyonce: I shoulda took over like I always do. They don’t notice you until I take control. That’s why Tina likes me more than you…

“I think I look pretty good. SMan, who am I kidding? Bo, I think they like me. Bo I think they like me,”.

LOL! She looks like she’s trying to point out something wrong with the picture.

“Ladies wanna get my body,get my body, get my body, they want my body, they wanna get my body,”.

caption: “Watch those jealous bitches from concreteloop kiss my ass now…Yesterday they called me a fuckin mess, today I am their queen bitch.” (shakes head)

Damn, I’m so fucking sexy- I deserve that Rolls….and a ring.

#306…yes squash the comparisons alright *sarcasm* u sound jealous cause yo bitch didnt get what she want but if she did, she would of graced both covers of si and vogue on top with dat nomination…she dont think she a star with it…trust we all know beyonce, she still hasnt took a break…

#310 …lmao

Babyboss, u need to sit down. Ain’t nobody jealous of that fat hot mess known as J-Tub. I ain’t jealous of some1 who’s career is goin NO WHUUUUR! I just don’t like a beautiful Queen like B compared to a low level piece of nastiness like J-Tub. Think before u post hoe.

“I’m a brick….house!”…”Just lettin’ it all hang out!!!”

They must have wrote that song about me. Would it be inappropriate if I kissed myself the photo in front of all these people?

Beat that J-Hud!

She’s done it again - you better work B!!! Absolutely stunning…

CAPTION CHOICES:

1. I’M STILL THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME!!!
2. OSCAR WHO?
3. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!
4. I’M STEPPIN’ UP HOTTER THIS YEAR!!! (SHE SAID IT IN BABY BOY, BUT SHE CAN SAY IT AGAIN!)
5. YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!!!!

OR DO A COMBO OF 2, 1 & 5 (IN THAT ORDER - LOL.)
HELL, YOU CAN COMBINE ALL OF THESE IN ANY ORDER!!!

314…hahahahaha sorry 2 burst your bubble but dat is not a fact, more of a false statement. but im not takin u seriously cuz ur wayyyy to defensive ova nothing..why u still on my jock…girl im so over u n ur obsess ways…..go suck on her toe fungus or sumthin damn….

“yea it’s photoshop but I look dam good!”

Wow Babyboss, u a stupid motherfucker aint u. Maybe u should go find J-Tub, she at the nearest Krispy Kreeme. Go get her autograph and sell it. Cuz after next week it will be worth nothing. Bye hoe.

#39 is perfect!…LMAO

First, I would like to congratulate BOTH women for their success.
Second, if you think that the media isn’t pitting these two women against each other strictly for the money, and to being a powerful black woman down, you’re DEAD wrong. How ’bout we stop with this “crab- in a- bucket” mess? COME ON!
Third… Yes, JHud is fat. Yes, Be’s had some work done.. but she works out HARD AS HELL. You can hate, but you gotta respect the hustle. This girl GRINDS.
Fourth.. Beyonce (au natural) has always been pretty, JHud couldn’t hope to touch that. Even when she wasn’t famous.Look @ pictures of her from the jump!
Fifth… ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT BEYONCE CAN’t SING OR THAT JHUD sings better than her is a LIE! BE’s rang is CRAZY! Listen to JHud sing on the Today show (on youtube) then listen to Be sing Dangerously in love. The proof is in the pudding. JHud didn’t win Idol for a reason.
Sixth.. Put yourself in Be’s shoes. You’ve been interested in movies forever. You get what they keep telling you is your big break.. spending money on acting lessons, advertising @ every opportunity, ect, ect. And then… although they’ve used your name @ every turn… They edit your character and put the shine elsewhere. So they’ve only used your name.. for publicity… You’d be mad, too. Don’t lie.
Seventh.. Black people been doing Vogue… 2 Black girls have done SI. As far as a social statement, Beyonce’s doing something bigger than JHud.
Eighth… Originally, KELLY PRICE was Effie… and we ALL know that JHud would still be a nobody if taht happened. Kelly would have MURDERED that role. It’s called right place, right time.
Nine… I’m done. Yes, I’m a Stan, but I’m a realist too. I wasn’t really feeling Be like that until I saw her in concert.. I realized that she’s THAT good & dancing around… and looking GOOD while doin’ it..
Tenth… Compare JHud when she’s been in the biz for 10 years… if she’s still here in 10 years.. then we’ll see what it do.

Caption: “Watch the jealous bitches run around like chickens with their heads cut off when they see this picture!”

Caption: “You know I’m bad…I’m bad…You know it!”

Caption: *sings* “She ain’t yo’ average chick. She’s da baddest chick.”

DC3BKM= a stan + hater+ ignorant

bitch get on my level then we can iight..but u on dat high school drama…peaccccccceeee beastttttttt

Inside Beyonce’s head:
Beyonce: When did all this go down?
Sascha: Oh hell…well you see, what had happened was…

I can understand why Bey and her stans are so threatened, insecure and angry. Jennifer Hudson - a newcomer - was able to accomplish in less than a year what Beyonce hasn’t been able to accomplish in over 10 years in the industry in spite of all of her attributes and virtually every advantage given to her:

- receive critical acclaim from Hollywood’s elite
- Golden Globe winner
- SAG award winner
- Academy Award nomination (and possible win)
- recording contract
- grace the covers of ‘Vogue’ and ‘Life’ (two of the
most prestigious magazines in the world)

And there’s more to come for her.

Not bad at all for an ‘American Idol’ reject!!

*talk

#322. Hand Claps all around. I couldn’t aggree with u more if I tried. B is the ish. And the only way any of u can compare B to Jennifer is when Jennifer survives the Biz for 10 years (which she wont). It’s like when every1 was comparing B & Janet and B said “u can’t compare me to Janet, I’ve only been in the game for 10 years, she been doin this for 20. I need to work 10 more years to be where she’s at”. The same applies to Hudson. So haters take some notes.

Babyboss= retarded-played out-hoe-STAN

Bitch u need to find a hobby or get laid. Stop ridin J-Tub’s flab and get real, her carrer after next sunday is OVAH!

209. Kiara Shawdea said:
——————————————————————————–

captions; “hmmm Maybe I should get myself a clone?”

“Damn! I love my lacefront!”

::Squints:: “HOLD UP! Is that Jay-Z and Rihanna in the water?”

“We look good huh?”

“Damn girl! Can I pay your ‘bills, bills, bills’?

^^^^^

LMFAO @ 209!!
Ya’ll gotta use one of those quotes.
Those were too cute.

“Look at my smile! Maybe I should do Crest Whitening Strip commercials?”

hahahaha

the hating can only motivate me….what are your credentials

Girl please..ima full time student @ Auburn University pursuing a major in marketing and management what i need to get laid for, i aint no hoe. my family is too good for that maybe your mom use to it but not mines. i dont need beyonce or jhud to get by. i aint a jhud nor bey fan..get off my clit

Wow @ Babyboss, I love how u have to get ur validation from me by giving me ur “credentials”. HAHA! u r just pure jokes bitch. Get a hobby hoe, and stop riding J-Tub’s clit. U nasty heiffer. HAHA!

girl or if u are a girl why are you repeating yourself, u still aint ova jhud? girl u ridin her n beyonce …u jus dont know when to stop anyways its time for your bed you wanna hear a nice bedtime story before you go????

Bitch u need to get back 2 ur “famly” & stop worrying about me. Go suck ur son’s dick or sumthin. Hey! that could be ur new hobby! Why dont u go test that out and tell me how it goes heiffer.

who worry about you? girl please im doin me and only me why i gotta worry about you? i dont deal to well with scalawags. im only 20 what i need with a son at this age. i dont know where u come from but im more sophisticated than that, maybe you should enlist in the military, they teach you alot about discipline something you lack

Bitch u too funny! U sooo sad it’s quite funny. “Scalawag” wtf is u talkin. Now i noe ur ass older than 20 talking like that. U must be 50 or sumthin. Maybe yo ass would have children if u stoped ridin J-Tub’s clit. Now I’m thru talkin to a cheap 2 dollar hoe like u. And I am thru!

Dammit, now who the hell is this trying to get all of the attention?..Oh wait, that’s me!

damn read the dictionary maybe you would understand thats if u can afford one…im thru i cant fuck with low class cornballs..2 rich 4 ya ass

That’s rite leave with yo 50 year old nasty ass! Don’t come back no mo ya hear!

#64. you’re cute.. =]

and for caption “Damn my weave look good”

If you have to bring a person down to hype up someone you like then there’s a bit of a problem there.

But aaanyway - I like the “Thanks, Daddy” quote. That made me laugh. And anything about lace fronts cracks me the hell up.

That DRESS IS BAD AS HELL! FIRE!

caption:

1. Damn Vogue. I got this America’s Next Top Lacefront on lock! I run circles around both them chunky bitches!!! You must not know bout me..

CAPTION:

Bump Vogue. I got America’s Next Top Lacefront on Lock! Tyra and Jen ain’t got shit on me! The rock is in the building!

”Damn im lookin right in my freakum dress!”

”Damnnn, i didnt mean to turn myself on!”

”Oh yeaaaaa, thats it!”

Oh and she looks lovely! Lol!

I AM SUCH A TALENTLESS WHORE!

Its my world bitches and all you hating ass motherfuckers are just a squrriel in it looking for a nut

Okay, I’m selling “Team Beyonce” and “Team Jennifer” t-shirts out the back of my Honda for $10 a piece. Who wants one? Anyone. I got XS-XXXL.

Beyonce thinking to herself: Wow, its terrible Daddy pushed back Kelly’s album again. I really should feel bad but I don’t. Don’t they know by know it’s all about ME!!!

@ 349 I’ll take a J-Hud T!!!!

Did anyone else notice her tattoo is missing in those pictures?

http://www.vanishingtatto.../tattoo/celeb-beyonce.htm

did anyone else notice that her tattoo is missing from those pictures?

http://www.vanishingtatto.../tattoo/celeb-beyonce.htm

Did anyone else notice that her tattoo is missing from those pictures?

http://www.vanishingtatto.../tattoo/celeb-beyonce.htm

OKAY, I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S JUST ME OR WHAT. I THINK THE WORD ANGEL WAS LOOKING FOR IS CAPTURE ME. NOT CAPTION. CAPTION IS a heading or subheading in a document or article.

I THINK THE WORD YOU ALL ARE LOOKING FOR IS CAPTURE.

IM NOT SURE BUT I THINK IT IS.

YOU READY BOO, LETS GO GET EM!!!

CAPTION: BABY JAY YOU STAY ON MY MIND BUT I CAN’T FULFILL YOUR FANTASIES I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME EVEN THOUGH YOUR FUCKING RI.BABY JAY I KNOW MY BREATH STINKS, SOOOOOOOOOOO STINK………

MELISUS BITCH YOU STILL HAVENT ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS.

BITCH YOU DONT OWN A BUSINESS. YOU DONT HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE OR A HIGH SCHOOL DIPOLMA. BITCH YOUR LAME ASS MAKING UP STUPID ASS WORTHLESS SONGS.

DAMN YOUR PIMP LET YOU HAVE THAT LONG OF A BREAK.

BITCH BETTER HAVE HIS MONEY.

Caption: “Another Day, Another Cover, Another chance for the world to see me. I love living the high life.”

Dont get too hype Sasha, or ill replace you with my other personality!

BITCH MELICUS YOUR UGLY ASS IS ON HUSH!

MELICUS IS A FAKE
MELICUS IS A FAKE.

ANY GUYS WANT TO GET THEIR DICKS SUCKED GET IN TOUCH WITH MELICUS #357 SHE WILL GIVE YOU HEAD FOR $2.00 DOLLARS AND WILL FUCK FOR $4.00 DOLLARS.

DC3BKM u r takin this way 2 far. Your statements r OD. Newayv I think the caption should be:
Jay got the hottest girl in game werain his chain. My name is B.
O Melisus I know I said I would stop but u one uglyyyyy bitch.

@DC3BKM Um, you seem very slow. How are you going to talk shit towards other memebers but your impetuous ass can’t even cuss. You can’t even put a compelet senstence (that makes sense) together. I couldn’t even understand hald of that jibber jabber bull shit you typed. You’re a loser and I guess that is how losers talk. You need to learn to be a lil more articulate about what ever point your trying to make or trying to get across to someone. Because right now you seem very ignorant. And that ain’t cute.

And let them talk if they have a problem with Beyonce then let them. Because the last time I check it was us that is helping her pay her bills and buying all the damn wigs in the world. She ain’t paying no one’s bills up here. So people can hate the shit out of her if they want to. So be quiet

#355: No, Angel meant just what she said, CAPTION. She wants us to fill in the blank with something funny. Stop trying to be a super scholar and roll with it. Alrighty?

Ashley, u really don’t want 2 start with me. Get ur tired ass out of here. Talkin about how I’m a loser, gurl get urself a hobby that doesnt focus on me if u can. Bitch get a clue.

Oh okay I get it. LAME. But I get it. What are you talking about super scholar. Damn don’t get offensive.

CAPTION: DAMN I LOOK GOOD WAY BETTER THAN THE BULLSHIT JHUD DID ON VOGUE. DONT HATE ME JUST WISH YOU WERE ME.

DC3BKM still talkin shit out the ass omg, she/he should b banned from the loop…

I WANT TO GET THIS THROUGH TO ALL OF YOUR DUMB ASSES . PEOPLE DON’T WEAR WIGS ANY MORE. STEP OUT OF THE 80s BITCHES ITS WEAVE GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKIN SKULLS.

IT’S WEAVE
NOT A WIG
IT’S WEAVE
NOT A WIG

Babyboss, I thot I told ur tired ass to leave. No one cares what u have to say. Leave ho!

Caption 1 -:- “sheeeeit…i’m over my damn self now…”

Caption 2 -:- “…fake as 3 dolla bill…”

HMMM, I wonder how the got my thighs and legs so slender.

Okay Lindsay, I’m sorry if I seemed rude. Super Scholar is something I started saying because every one always seems to try to correct somebody else’s comment. Just teasin…

CAPTION: “Damn…that Bitch stole my earrings…… and my damn bathing suit. and my name TOO..Indemnity theft!!!!

Coach Chick, what the fuck are you yappin about? We know Bey wears wigs. There was a post on this very site showing that scary moment when the excess adheisive dried up on the side of her fuckin forehead. And women still wear wigs today or the beauty supply wouldn’t bother to sell them. Calm your hyper ass down.

1. well shit, katt williams told me i need to figure out how the fuck to get up to 16 haters before the summer get here…

2. Bitch, whatchu’ lookin’ @?! Oh shit, that’s me…

3. You ain’t gotta tell, I know I’m hot…

CAPTION (SINGIN):

“THIS IS WHY I’M HOT, THIS IS WHY HOT! THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY IM HOT! I’M HOT CUZ I’M FLY, YOU MAD CUZ YOU NOT! THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY I’M HOT!!!!”

@355- No it’s “caption”. “Capture” doesn’t even make sense in this context.

And rotflmao@201 I almost forgot about that Ri-ri picture on the beach!

damn i want that vogue cover goddamn you daddy

Caption: Ok, I don’t mind wearing the House of Dereon swimsuit but damn momma didn’t have to make me wear the House of Dereon weave too.Who do she think I am Russell Simmons cause if she do she got me twisted.

damn, i know i look good, but this ain’t the cover of VOGUE! damn that JENNIFER HUDSON!

u women are such haters, godamm tell what has beyonce done to y’all.

lol at # 34 and 71

haha! # 65 is on point

“Damn In Hott and cant be Stopd”
Luvin It

@234 yeah we know cause you been drinkin to much haterade!!!! You get the grip, she is beautiful, talented, and very rich how many of those attribtes do you have patience?

dang, B. look like she want to turn and face that poster of herself and start seducing it, tongue and all!

#310 WAS HILARIOUSSSSS

#280 NOW SEE HERE YOU GO WE HAD HARMONY UP IN HERE AND HERE YOU GO BEING IGNORANT AND TAKING IT THERE, PLEASE EXIT BOOBOO CUS WE ARE FINE WITHOUT ALL THE HARSH TALK AND NEGATIVITY

BABYBOSS PLEASE DONT ENTERTAIN DC3BKM ANY LONGER IT AINT WORTH IT…

CAPTION:WHAT ABOUT MY BODY BODY? WHAT ABOUT MY BODY BODY? SHIT THIS COVER LOOK SO FIERCE JAY WANNA GO OUT AND PARTY? HE GONNA MAKE CALL SOMBODY..LETS GO…LITTLE KITTY KAT…HE DONT WANT NO MO…

“I think I could have done something different, but I guess it will do.”

Why does everything Jennifer does Beyonce has to want it too? LOL, Beyonce was asked to do SI in Nov 06, She audition for DG and was the first one picked before anyone else, she audition for deena because she thought that it would be a easiler role for her to get than Effie. Jennifer had audition 4 times for DG before she got pick the other front runner was Fantasia. Beyonce has 10 grammys with means that she made bank for them grammys are only won by record sales. Jennifer has a GG, SAG, and maybe a oscar but it a far shot there are 4 other actress in the cat that have been acting for over 10 yrs and are might even want to trip her on the red carpet at the oscar. Oscar does not equal money. You don’t get nothing but statue and the people who vote on it are old white people and they don’t like to be told who is going to win. They gave Denzel an Oscar for being A BAD COP and Halle one for getting naked/love scene. So what is that saying? Jennifer ain’t got nothing on Beyonce but they are PEERS not competitors. I wonder if Alicia Keys was in DG playing Deena would yall be comparing them saying alicia can’t do nothing because she stealing Jennifer shine? Please STFU…..

Actually Lauren Hill was suppose to play Deena and not Beyonce but things go switch around and Kelly Price was suppose to play Effie….but something happen and the other director took charge and changed everything around and jamier fox wasn’t suppose to play either…i forgot who they wanted to play but another director changed everything around

“she think she all dat. Oh that’s me I am all dat”

Uhh, this thread will be up to 500 comments soon!!! So when so we get to see which ones were picked, I mean…that IS the point of this right?????

392: Hey Ashley, Laurn hills and Kelly Price were suppose to be it the movie when it was being done in 2002 but the plans failed. but at first it was going to be Whitney Houston but she wanted to play deena but sing Effie songs “telling you”, but that failed too. Usher was going to be Effie brother/ song writer but pass on it and Keith was casted. If you go to Dreamsgirls orignal website it will give you the compete rundown on the movie past and present. I did my research when the movie was getting promotion before months before it came out and Jennifer holiday version of “telling you” is my favorite on youtude nobody can touch that performance at the tonys or the others she has done live. And the play/movie wasing based on the supremes either it was base on all the female singing groups of that era. if it was base on the surpremes than effie would have die broke with a bunch of kids from drugs and etc. My step father is Florence Ballard cousin and I worked with one of her niece that live in Cincinnati, OH and she say that her kids (Florence ballard) are crazy and not in the good way. And her brother (Florence Ballard) is still doing music in Cali.

Jennifer WHO?

Ring the Alarm!

Let’s see JHud do this wit her fat ass!

399

400..yay!!

She’s thinking….
“WTF..Sports Illustrated??? I can’t believe that fat b*%$% got the Vogue cover”

LOL @ some of these captions!

SMH @ some of these cracked out posters.

CAPTIONS:

1. I’M STILL THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME!!!
2. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
3. OSCAR WHO?
4. YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!
5. IRRECPLACEABLE

SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND THE PICS ARE SLAMMIN’!

CAPTIONS:

“I’M STILL THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME!!!”

“YOU CAN HATE ME NOW”

“SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!”

“OSCAR WHO?”

“VOGUE - TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT!”

Beyonce thinking: “Out of all the fly as shots I took…why did they choose THIS one for the cover?”

I’m shit man I need some toliet paper

Sasha>Beyonce

Beyonce thinking: “Damn ma body’s sick…man I need to see a doctor.” lol

Damn some of you b-stans really need to get off her clitoris

Beyonce thinking: “You done f**ked up Jay.”

alright…that’s it.

“Damn I wish I had that vogue cover!”

Caption: I wonder how many comments this picture will get on Concrete Loop. They love me over there!

I’ll do anything to put the spotlight back on me!

Please, we are so sick of beyonce, if we want booty, we can watch video

I gotta give it to her…Beyonc KILLED this photoshoot…perfection at its best…and the lacefront is on point as well….That’s my wifey right there…

“Fuck an Oscar! I’m still the baddest bitch there is!”

“mmm and YOU and YOU and YOU YOU’RE gonna love meeee…cuz I’m here to stay bitches!”

She looks like she thinking…. (Caption): Ugh-ooh! Did I put on some deodorant?

CAPTION:
“DAMN I WISH I LOOKED THAT GOOD…NO WAIT, OH MY GOD…I DO!”

“RiNG THE ALARM.. GET THAT SHiT OFF MY ARM!! GOT DAMN WHY DiDNT i DO THE POSE WiTH THE ARM”

LMAO…

I like the song a lot..im ready to download it now!

2 beautiful to exist!!!!!! she’s stunning!

BEAUTY….BEYONCE!!!!!!

sings in her head “She aint the average chick… she the baddest chick…BACK UP!!!”

CAPTION: DAMN..I SHOULD B ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE..OOPS I ALREADY AM!

I get the impression she’s the type that thinks she looks the best in the room even if the other person in the room was a big ass picture of her. lol Caption: Yeah, you cute. But you can’t hold a candle to me though. I’m BEYONCE!!! Don’t get it twisted.

“Damn that’s some good wig glue.”
“I wonder how long it took to airbrush this one”

caption: This is one cover that heifer can’t get…take that Jennifer, tryna still my light, beyotch.

GO BEYONCE I LOVE YOUR ASSSSSSS!!!!!
GO BEE

The reason a lot of “hate” is directed towards beyonce is because she and her team seem malicious and very vindictive. If you speak up - you’re out the group. If you look like her (farrah) - you’re out the group. If you DARE sing better than her - cold shoulder (JHUD)….if you try to put your life together and release an album on nyour own - she moves up her release date suddenly to coincide with yor freshman effort (latoya)….if she’s not getting all the praise and attention, then she can’t show up to support her co-stars in awards shows (look at her absence from events two weeks prior to the grammys)….and the list goes on and on…..AND if you ever notice - JHUD says Bey was nice to her - but she never passionately defends Bey when people ask her how she was treated…she just makes vague comments about everyone getting along —-that;s girl code speak for “she was a true “B” but I aint gonna say nuttin’ b/c I dont want to get blackballed”….that’s what that whole situation is about…..

Look, I liked Bey too. But she then showed some really ugly, cold, nasty, petty, vidnicitve behavior when she showed out on all her competition and her band members….I also understand she treats her band and dnacers like CRAP. So that is why the hate is directed to her. She’s a brown girl doing well- so I applaud her - but she is also a part of a very nasty Mafioso type family that tries to shut down all thing non-Beyonce and people hate that…..so that’s why all the “hate” —at least from my point of view…

Caption: Ok ma, And?

Btw, are you really gonna pick a winner Angel?

Angel isn’t gonna pick. She probably did this on purpose just to get us going, LOL.

Caption:

“Damn… i hope my breath wasnt stankin in that pic….shit i hope it dont stank now…ay yo solange you got some gum, tick-tacks, or toothpaste… i need 2 freshin up!?!?!”

CECE AND LALALALALA STOP FUCKING TAGGING BEHIND ME IN EVERY POST STUPID ASS LAP DOGS.YALL TAGGING BEHIND ME LIKE TWO HUNGRY ASS DOGS THAT NEED FOOD.YALL ARE SOME SORRY BROKE ASS KIDS WITHOUT A MOMMA GO SUCK ON A BONE AND FUCK OFF.

caption:Damn…………I knew I shuld of Creamed MY ARMS!!!!!1

Caption: “Hey, that girl looks just like me!!”

Caption:

mmm….they could have made me look a bit more perfect!

“DAMNNN I LUK HELLA FINE!”

“WOAH WHOZ DAT GOOD LUKING CHICK?! ooo its me, damn im fine”

“Silly pawns… Im not even an athelete …and they thought I only had the power to push back kelly and michelle albumns.”

“my breath stills smells like hot garbage”
OR
“Fat is in BITCHES”

Complimentary posts=Beyonce posting about herself.
She’s a real life MONSTER-no lie.

BLACK people, WE need to wake up! WE are the only people who do not stand behind our own. WE are too busy worrying about what the next person has instead of being happy and looking to the person for a blueprint on how to get ahead in this world. As soon as a BLACK person becomes successful or has continued success, WE are tired of seeing them, WE do not support their products, WE find every reason to be critical, WE look for ways to bring each other down. I don’t see Asians, Whites,Latinos, Mexicans etc.. verbally attacking their celebrities. Its rare you go to websites and see people discussing J.Lo, Madonna, Shakira(and all the rest) in a negative manner. That’s not to say these artist are not criticized by their own kind, but its no comparison to what WE put OUR own through. 80% of comments posted here are absolutely ridiculous and uncalled for. WE think its cool to be “street”, WE disrespect our elders, WE do not uplift one another when we do something positive. They are laughing at us. WE have so much power and demand, but we don’t know what to do with it. OUR mentality has to change. Beyonce is a hot commodity right now. She is “The It Girl” of the moment. White, Black, Purple, Brown… she is it! She is in a position where companies are beating her door down to promote their products. She doesn’t have to go out seeking them, nor does she have to do something underhanded to fend off competitors. When Monica and Fantasia’s cds came out, they were too hood and wouldn’t appeal to mainstream. Beyonce is too mainstream with too much exposure. Mary isn’t sad anymore and her music isn’t as good. Kelis is too alternative. Ashanti is wack. Keysha Cole is a bitch. Alicia Keys isn’t feminine enough… What do WE want people??? It’s time to grow. WE are our worst enemies!

To the poster above:
Oh please. Get off your soapbox. We are talking about a pop star. She is not the savior of the black race. She is a barely talented, overexposed media whore who most people are tired of already. It is white people, black people, orange people, blue people, animals ( she wears fur) and other breathing organisms that have had enough of this woman being shoved down our throats. You are so right. The companies do seek her out, as usual they are behind the pulse of the people. The people do not WANT her anymore. She was unkind and ungracious with the whole Dreamgirls thing. We had to hear her talk about her 9 grammys and how she could not be effie-too thin.
What a slam on Jennifer Hudson. Beyonce really should have sung “I am telling you I am not GOING”. Because it appears she is NEVER going away. But boy do the majority of us wish she would and take those awful House of DEREON dead-animal clothes with her.

Booo. I saw it. Plain.

Marissa Miller, one of the VS models, owned it

” Godaammm! Even i’m tired of seeing your ass”

OR

” i am convinced i am the best damn thing since slice bread!”

Damn, I Look Good…

wow…i actually look okay without a lacefront!

CAPTION: TAKE THAT JENNIFER! YOU THINK I WOULD LET YOU TAKE MY SHINE!!!! I MEAN PLEASE LOOK AT ME, EVERYONE ELSE IS!!!!

CAPTION: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS ME, I DON’T REMEMBER TAKING THIS PICTURE?

“Damn I look good in this pic, but in five years, I’ll look like my mother…DAMN!!”

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i told myself , myself said huh, and i realize that i can read my mind