CAPTION ME: SERENA & THE GRINCH WHO STOLE XMAS
Friday, March 2, 2007

Serena Williams @ The New York Public Library for NEA’s “Reading on the Red Carpet” to Celebrate Read Across America Day
It’s about that time again! Caption the picture above, and I will choose the best ones to post up.






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151.
CAMEL TOE
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena and Grinch thinkin’ while posing for pictures at a gay holloween/christmas party….
Serena: tee hee…. I’m the shit… Grinch doesn’t know I’m a tranny
Grinch: Damn….I thought trannies were supposed to shave…this must be a crossdresser
152.
SAPPHIRE BLUE
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: HEY BARTENDER… YOU TOLD ME AFTER 5 SHOTS OF RIPPLE SHE’D LOOK LIKE A HALLE BERRY
BARTENDER: FOOL… I SAID A HAIRY BERRY
153.
missme
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
the grinch is one of you b****es who are obviously all GREEN with envy!!!
154.
Daphne
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”
155.
Jeffery UK
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Caption: Venus Ur Always Green With Envy…But I’m Stil Smiling
156.
wowee
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena is sooooooooo beautiful
157.
GrandStreetJonny
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
my caption “cousin lucky is that you?ITS BEEN SO LONG!
what you been eating its messing with ur skintone”
158.
dvadoll
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
The Grinch says to Serina, “Does LaQuisha do your eyebrows too?”
159.
Susan
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: I thought the drag queen competition was next week…
160.
Hotshit
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!!!
Serena: Twin is that you?
Grinch: Bitch, do I look that ugly to you?
* looks for Ben Wallace *
Hotshit from BK, NY
161.
Hotshit
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!
Serena: Twin is that you?
Grinch: *looks for Ben Wallace* Bitch, do I look that ugly to you?
162.
Duval Kounty Karma
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Meet my new tennis sub…The Grinch!
163.
Havplenty2
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Serena, I wanted to wear that costume but they were all out. You’ll win the best “Scary ..itch costume contest for sure! Whatcha going to do with that eyebrow trimmer gift certificate, when you win.
164.
Blkenese
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I didn’t know I had a twin?
165.
.PNG PIMP
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
# 147 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA !
166.
P_DOT
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“Mama! So glad you’ve decided to join me.”
167.
Antonia
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
That ain’t Serena….its Venus
168.
Steph
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Dang, dayday put your brows on backwards!!!!!!!!!!
169.
SWEET
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I USUALLY STILL CHRISTMAS BUT WHAT EVER THA HELL THIS IS I THINK ILL GIVE IT BACK BECAUSE IM VERY DISPLEASED!!!!!
170.
Entertain Writer
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Grr, I’m not gay or anything, but DAMN this dude is fine!
171.
gagyrl
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Tha Ni??a who stole my stylists!!!!
172.
Ree
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
In Competition to see if the CLASSIC still has it.. or can the REMAKE wow you with something unheard of.. Turning Heads ; Turning Stomachs and Turning Pages!
173.
Tonypark1
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Girl your …@#$#@ smells so back I think I’m turning GREEN!!!
174.
Apathetik
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: “Serena got some small Tit-Tays, The MILKS GONE BAD!”
175.
Tonypark1
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Girl your …@#$#@ smells so bad I think I’m turning GREEN!!!
176.
wifey
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch to Serena: “Dammmmnnn, homie, they said CHRISTMAS party, not Halloween.”
177.
Onyinye
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SERENA: DAMN HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME
GRINCH: PLEASE YOU WISH YOU COULD LOOK THIS GOOD
178.
Breezy
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
rotflmao@73!! that was funny as hell!
179.
J. Lewis
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: “My eyebrows bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like their thicker than yours. Damn right, their thicker than yours. I could wax them but I’d have to charge.”
180.
MAD1S0N17
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SH3 L00K A H0T M3SS
181.
Cherish
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: That reminds me! I need to get my eyebrows done…
182.
shahron39
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: Did she get dressed in the dark?
183.
littlemamajtb
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Why yall up here hatin on a true african american sista, she looks betta than Beyonce funky azz. Beyonce wished she looked like Serena and had Serena’s style.
184.
Sweetheart333
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena [looks in mirror] [thinks to herself] I’m happy with the way I look, people will always hate. Imma do me. And I’m no grinch, you see this big smile on my face!
185.
Tbeauty
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Here is my caption:
(The Grinch to himself) “Damn, We kind of look alike.”
186.
brittney
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
lmao oh lawd!! not only did the grinch steal christmas, it looks like he also stole her stylist and makeup artist!!
he really needs to be stealing her damn crayola marker which she used to draw those ugly eyebrows on!!
lol
187.
wifey
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: “When the invite said “A celebration of Green Eggs and Ham,” they meant the meat, not H.A.M. Damn, you make a Grinch look good.”
And for those of you saying this is Venus, it’s not:
http://www.wireimage.com/...=gls====262534&nbc1=1
188.
canne71
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
It’s the Grinch and the Tranny that stole his eyebrows
189.
BIG WILL
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“Hey,Serena? Let’s mix green and brown together and see color we get.”
190.
Saffire in Ny
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
That is frickin Serena not Venus.
Love,Peace,&&Honeyy
191.
seductiverose
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: Smile, Venus. This is one’s 4 da fam…
This ain’t part of the quote. But what the hell is up wit this chick’s brows??????!!! I just don’t understand this shit anymore.. Don’t they both got makeup artists?! If not, hire some STAT!!! lol
192.
Super_Dude
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
One track, two track, three track, four….More bags of hair and me and my Grinches will be no more!!!!!!
I do not like you Grinch I swear…….I do not want you in a chair, I do not want you in my hair. I do not want you, aren’t you bright, something about you is just not right. I’d really wish to see you dead; and once you get that in your head, go tell your black friend all is true…That I only white men with blood that’s Blue!
193.
Super_Dude
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
only DATE white men
194.
krc3x
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: Let me get away before she does to my hair what she did to that poor horse’s
195.
debbie1008
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Caption should read: “Ho from Whoville”
196.
bkspanishfly
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil, Grinch? I forgot to bring my sharpener?
197.
Emmanuel
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
[Grinch] Nice Rack
198.
Pikaso
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“Serena and her father reconcile after a tough year”
199.
Sir rone
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Papa?!
200.
gettin sick of ya'll
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
okay alright already this lame post is old tired and so over. LA…..please hurry up and pick out a couple of these tired captions and be done with this bull. none of this ish is funny ya’ll stop hatein’ on a sucessful beautiful black sista.
if we don’t support one another what do we really have? personally I think she is a living doll.
those are her eyebrows she is not tryin to be what she ain’t. her hair might be fake but who’s isn’t
mname me one black entertainer who is sporten real hair except Mya and Kelis and Missy Elliot
vanessa williams doesn’t
viv fox does’nt
lil kim doesn’t
angela bassett doesn’t
tracy bingham (and without her nose done she looked like a whole different person and it was not hot either.
Same for halle berry and dont try to front cause I got pics to prove any doubters stored on my computer
mary j blige hair not real
diana ross
ciara doesn’t
beyonce doesn’t
rihanna doesn’t maybe sometimes
the list goes on and on
and without make up and a fresh warm bath
they all would be common everyfay people so leave serena the hell alone dammit
201.
I CONCUR
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
NOT ONLY IS THIS POST OLD AND MALICIOUS BUT ITS SHOWING A VERY HATEFUL SIDE OF OUR PEOPLE
SOMETIMES IF YOU CAN’T SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT A PERSON THEN JUST PASS ON IT. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THE WORLD WAS SITTING BACK THINKIN UP HATEFUL DIALOG ABOUT YOU!
SOONER OR LATER SHE WILL SEE THIS POST.. I GUARANTEE
SHE WILL NOT FIND IT FUNNY. MAYBE HER PRIORITIES ARE NOT HE EYEBROWS BUT SHE SURE CARES ABOUT PEOPLE SO SHOW SOME RESPECT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE COLD THING ABOUT THIS IS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO ARE BAGGIN SO HARD ON HER WILL BE THE SAME ONES FALLIN’ OUT TO MEET HER IF THEY EVER SAW HER IN PUBLIC
202.
BABY BLUE
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: DAMMIT SERENA…. YOUR TITS ATE THE TWEEZERS AGAIN!!!
SERENA: OPPS MY BAD…I GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO USE YOUR TEETH……THEY WORKED WHEN YOU DID OUR BROWS…HEE HEE
203.
GODSCHILD504
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I might have stole Christmas, but you stole the New Year
204.
oyster
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena to the Grinch: Ohhhh, can I have the number to your stylist!
205.
Tizzie Belle Jenkins
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Hey, she was doin’ somethin’ for a good cause.
With that said, why is the Grinch’s eyes focused on her rack?
I do think they both sisters need to play closer attention to their off court style details, since one claims to be a fashion designer and the other an interior designer.
Now is it Venus or Serena on the right?
206.
Pickles
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: Reunited and it feeeeels so good!
207.
crystal
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
grinch: this is “daddy’s little girl”
208.
moonluv
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: I know I’m ugly…I can admit that. But it look like somebody smeared some “you sho is ugly” all over her tennis racket and beat the shit outta her with it!
209.
philosoulphy
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: them titties sittin nice’ girl you know i wanna bite I NEED A TIP DRILL
210.
hood_shit
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Dr. Suess would never have allowed this!
211.
txsupercutie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
lol, you guys are too funny!!!
212.
tae
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I don’t know why this site is always dogging my girl Serena, give it a damn rest.
213.
trina b
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Sorry folks but it was turn to wear the mask. LOL!
214.
UniqueAL
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena and Bobby Brown at a Compton Christmas Party.
215.
Purple Princess
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: I think you’re balls are bigger than mine
216.
Necie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena Williams: “Ain’t that a b*tch, this grinch stole my eyebrows too!”
217.
missnecie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: “Damn, this b*tch stole my EYEBROWS too?!”
218.
missnecie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: “We never knew we had so much in common… Helen Keller is his stylist too!”
219.
anonymous
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena and Kim Porter.
220.
Brian
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: Hey, you wanna play with my tennis balls? They’re green too!
221.
Dave
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn, if Ida known Angel.LA would make this the last post in days I would have worn a different outfit. How bout you brother?
222.
Yasmine
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch POV
“Damn, is she really a female? Wait…I think I see an adams apple”
223.
me2
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Damn I wonder who does her makeup, its bout time for me to take this green shit off
224.
me2
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Ay, I wonder if they can get my teeth that white
225.
nunya
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
That Monkey Man set her azz up fo failure, takin dis flic wit me.
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