CAPTION ME: SERENA & THE GRINCH WHO STOLE XMAS
Friday, March 2, 2007

Serena Williams @ The New York Public Library for NEA’s “Reading on the Red Carpet” to Celebrate Read Across America Day
It’s about that time again! Caption the picture above, and I will choose the best ones to post up.






251 Comments
1.
footballerswife
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
I don’t have a caption, that shit is just hilarious to look at.
2.
Alina
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Yes, they finally found my twin! Now i can retire!!
3.
footballerswife
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Da brows, Da brows (da plane, da plane)
4.
Monique
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
looks like we both been cursed with these eyebrows, wait yours are drawn on.
5.
Ms. Truth
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“Serena and I use the same makeup artist. Look at our matching eyebrows”
Devilish
6.
footballerswife
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH: Damn this broad is uglier than me…..
7.
killervirgo
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
[Grinch]: Damn! And I thought my eyebrows looked horrible!
8.
maureensirahbi
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
My Caption: “Damn, she looks like me.”
9.
shardy
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
HAM is cooking!!
10.
footballerswife
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH: She strong like bull
11.
Alina
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
omg! second! my first time in tha top 3!! lol
serena..damn i aint even kno wut she look like! i kno she definately aint look human & the thick bushy eyebrows aint helpin either. it`sz probably a bear in disguise
12.
MISS L.A.
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
SERENA & THE GRINCH : DAMN THIS IS A WEAK LAME ASS POST.
13.
killervirgo
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
[Grinch]: Hey, Serena. Which Grinch stole your edges?
14.
Fruity Pablo
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena pictured with a wta player who is green with envy
15.
diva69
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“Girl…Tyesha does ur eyebrows too”….
16.
Superwoman
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch Says: Damn, there goes my chance for the HAM Award this year.
17.
BooLuv
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grrrrrrr!!!!! You and I have the same eyebrows and teeth!!!!!
18.
La Bella Mafia (HBIC)
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
@ 6 i’m loving yours right now lmao
19.
BORED @ WORK
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
I’m glad this big broad doesn’t live in who-ville or else i wouldn’t have been able to steal a thing!!!
20.
jen
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
LOL #2 I COMPLETELY AGREE!!!
21.
footballerswife
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
#19 LMAO!!!!
22.
Quietstorm
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Caption: I’m the grinch so i’m supposed to look this bad. What’s your excuse?
23.
duh
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
[grinch]……..dayum! i thought i was ugly ..go get a bag bitch
24.
Takara
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH—”see we use the same trainer we both got nice bodies but maybe I should refer you to my plastic surgeon because your face is fucked up!”
25.
Meatloaf
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
[Serena]: “I’ve finally found the man of my dreams”.
26.
J. Lewis
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn, bitch your eyebrows thicker than mine. How about me, you, and Ashanti go get waxed toghether, huh?
27.
msfabolous
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
i wish that someone would tell her those eyebrows aren’t cute :-/ all that money and she can’t hire someone to do her makeup? now ppl talk about celebs wearing the same thing as being tacky but i think having all that money and walking around looking a mess or homely is worse…
28.
jay benay
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
i may have stole christmas but you damn sure stole my brows
29.
babyx
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
TERRIBLE PICTURE
30.
Silentk_baje
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena: Damn!!! wish i had thought of that eyebrow design
31.
wassup
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
why don’t someone tell that girl that she has enough money to make her look like a woman instead of a damn drag queen. I know she’s not the cutest girl but damn she could look a lot better with the right makeup artist and hair stylist. stop being so damn cheap, which she has admitted before. those eyebrows are just not going on.
32.
Enveme
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: I told y’all I was framed, this ugly chick stole Christmas
33.
darkandbeautiful
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
serena watz up with u get ur brows fixed cos u and the grinch are lookin like twins now.
34.
summer
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
If I stole Christmas, well this broad stole fashion and my eyebrows!
35.
MY CAPTION
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
SERENA & GRINCH: ANGEL LA IS SO NOT CUTE. WHAT MAKES HER THINK SHE PRETTIER THAN US.
36.
THETRUTH
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: D.D.D.Damn! Serena must have been eating fried green eggs and ham…
37.
Woopty Woomp
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“Um, Yeahhhhh, I’m gonna need for you to GO A-HEAD ‘n slim them browz down, Mmmmmmkayyyyyyyy?…..THAAAAAANKS!”
38.
Hardwoodpoet
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: “I do not eat green eggs and H.A.M”
39.
RC
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Now that’s a roast beast!
40.
SEXYATLien
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Caption: Wow! Serena is not bad looking like people think… No, really! I’m serious look at her.
41.
msblacknasty1
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
caption: daddy where you been long time no see
42.
ITSMEAGAIN
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Max???
43.
SEXYATLien
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Caption by the Grinch making a wish : I wish to have an exact replica of me. WOW Serena was the perfect match.
44.
ddub
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: who is this girl I see in the mirror staring back at me now my reflection shows…who I am insssiiidddeeee
45.
Crystall
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn! Is that all she can do with that weave? Maybe i need to go steal her a curling iron…
46.
Shania
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena: “I know, I know, its like looking in a mirror.”
Grinch: “B—- PLEASE!!!, don’t insult me”
47.
WhoInDaHellLeftDaGateOpen?
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Is dis a dude?
Serena: Look mommy, look what I can do without Venus.
Grinch: Dis a dude right… come on…
Serena: See daddy!
Grinch: For real…
Serena: I’m wearing that pretty dress Andre Talley picked out for me. Isn’t it pretty?
Grinch: So what you’re saying is, dis ain’t a dude.
Serena: You like it mommy? Please say you like it.
Grinch: I don’t believe you.
Serena: Daddy… somebody… anybody… Please say you like me. I, I, I mean my dress.
Grinch: I like you… I mean your dress.
Serena: You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch.
48.
katoya
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Damn, not only do we have the same bushy unibrow, but we have the same tacky ass beautician, who insist that we keep wearing these nappy kankalon weaves.
49.
vanessa love
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
PREGNANT? DAMN….I HOPE THE BABY DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HER!!!
50.
KENISE
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Venus and Serena helping the kids…wait something is different about Venus…I can’t quite put my finger on it though…
51.
Meatloaf
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
38. Hardwoodpoet said: Grinch: “I do not eat green eggs and H.A.M”
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lmfao That’s a good one! Do you really think Serena’s eggs are tennis ball green? lol
52.
pinkpeas504
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Hey Grinchy, where did u get your eyebrows done??
53.
Aisha
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
First of all, this is a picture of Venus, not Serena. Just wanted to point that out. Apparently, no one caught that.
54.
vanessa love
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
NEXT CHRISTMAS I’M PICKEN OUT YOUR DRESS
55.
R
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
I Just KNEW he was my real Daddy!!!!
56.
Le Var
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Wow, her titties looked much bigger on TV!
57.
cal
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
grinch: if you think im ugly look at the bitch to my right
58.
SAPPHIRE BLUE
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH: I’LL BY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
59.
kaykay
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
B*tch i look better than you
60.
pearl tongue
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
grinch: we’ll call the baby mustach after you my dear
61.
ROMPAROUND
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Venus looks sweet. She is helping people as opposed to sitting around thinking of the meanest thing to say (like me). But if I had to caption (tee-hee) it would say: Venus looks like she has a penis…
62.
Mocha
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
LMAO! THEY HAVE MATCHING EYEBROWS!
63.
kaykay
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“serena to the grinch” “dang richard yo daddy too”
64.
kaykay
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
#19 i love it
65.
Meatloaf
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
53. Aisha said: “First of all, this is a picture of Venus, not Serena. Just wanted to point that out. Apparently, no one caught that.”
WOW Aisha, you’re right on top of things!
CORRECTION CODE: STFU
66.
kaykay
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
(grinch) damn serena how many times you got run over.
67.
Meatloaf
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
#70 is gonna be funny as hell!
68.
cleeters
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Throw some D’s on it……
69.
pearl tongue
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO COOK YOUR H.A.M…I’M ORDERIN’ TAKE OUT BITCH
70.
sha sha85
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: “Damn I been eatin green eggs & ham my whole life, wtf u been eatin 2 make u look like a bull on steroids?? Nice ass by the way!”
71.
ROMPAROUND
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Caption: Venus and the future Miss Jones
72.
CAMEL TOE
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
I’M SERIOUS VENUS….THE LOCHNESS MONSTER DID CALL…. AND HE SAYS HE WANTS HIS GRILL BACK!
73.
RC
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn bitch, didn’t I tell you to wait by the sleigh! Stupid dog.
74.
sha sha85
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
I gotta put another one up cuz these captions are 2 funny!
Grinch: “MANRENA?! We suppose 2 b twins!!! Next time leave the lacefront & bushy eyebrows in who-ville.”
75.
CAMEL TOE
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH: THIS BROAD HAS NOT AN ORIGINAL BONE IN HER BODY…ALWAYS TRYIN TO BITE MY STYLE
76.
sha sha85
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Well cut my legs off & call me shorty! That is venus! Well I got sumthin 4 that:
Grinch: DAMN! Boo boo next time u in who-ville stop by my stylist, she dresses cruella deville
77.
Chaz
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
DAMN!,my cousin bookie must have done his eyebrows too!
now we look just alike……CHEEESSSE!!
78.
arella
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Who rocked it better! Eyebrow edition.
79.
arella
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
As the Grinch takes a peek at her who who hooters. Proclames in a Dave Chappelle voice: THE MILKS GONE BAD!
80.
Smiley
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: “I have three words for you Serena…
STINK!!!STANK!!!STUNK!!
81.
CAMEL TOE
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH: I’M GETTING SICK OF EGGS
VENUS: LETS TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT TONITE DEAR …..HOW ABOUT SOME “GRILL CHEESE AND H.A.M”
82.
Jasmine
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch:”I thought I was the only grinch stealing christmas…why does Serena look like me too”
Serena: “Hmmm I can believe the Grinch’s eyebrows matches with my eyebrows”
83.
Seven
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena(nervous): Where is your hand?
Grinch: You know I’m the Grinch who stole ChristmASS and you a lot girl.
84.
Jasmine
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
what does H.A.M suppose to mean??? can someone help a slow ass sistah out please????????????
85.
keysha
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“DAMN YOU EYBROWS ARE CRAZIER THEN MINE.”
86.
Islandchick_Bri
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: ”Uhhh…who put this mirror here?!”
Grinch: ”Hmmm, I wonder if they’re soft or hard…”
Grinch: ”Ugly in the morning, ugly in the evening, ugly during supper-time; when it comes to Venus, she looks UGLY all the timmeeeee…”
Grinch: ”Throw some grease on that weave!”
87.
BROW- BEAT-TA
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch singing “Could It Be Love @ First Sight”
88.
Aairy
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
grinch: how do u think our kids would look? lik u or me? hahaha
89.
K-Holla
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: “damn, i guess she needs this mask more than i do!”
90.
dizxbxdatazngrl
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
My caption lol… “Hey! Here’s finally a decent picture of Serena and her sister, Venus!”
91.
Lekkar
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena: Geez, you don’t have to state the obvious. The Grinch looks better than me.
92.
sha sha85
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
#88- it means hot ass mess
93.
melisus
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch:All I have to do is take this mask off damn what are you gonna do?
94.
Such Magnificence
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Oh me oh my…I can’t even think of a caption for this shyt! Its just funny period lol!
95.
melisus
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: All I have to do is take the mask off damn what are you going to do?
96.
tibabymomma
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
the william sisters venus full of envy
97.
Sass
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
The Grinch singing a la Shug Avery: Sistaa, you’ve been on my mind
Sistaaa, we’re two of a kind
So, sistaaaaa, I’m keepin’ my eye on you.
98.
sugarbaby76
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
mommy is that you???
99.
sugarbaby76
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
mommy is that you?!
100.
Mel
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
I steal Christmas and you cop my eyebrows. It’s too hard to be unique! -Grinch
101.
chocolatediva
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Re Re to Grinch: Do my eyebrows. Okay now smile for the camera… Hee hee he
102.
Khinje
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: I can clearly see your penis..
Serena/Venus: Whateverrr..heeeeyyy!!!!!!
103.
.PNG PIMP
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
CAPTION :
Grinch : FUCK CHRISTMAS ! THIS BITCH STOLE MY SWAGGA !
104.
La Bella Mafia (HBIC)
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
the ppl who noticed that it was venus not serena are on top of their game b/c i could not tell at all
105.
Ebony77
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“See Serena…I told you we looked alike..”
106.
K.K.
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena: Hey Grinch! I’m lovin that whole eyebrow take over the face look! Where u get that done at??
107.
brooklynbombshell
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grench caption: “Christmas aint the only thing i stole. let me give that horse back his hair!!!”
108.
AJ
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn, her chest is as hairy as mine!
109.
Miss A!
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Eyebrows: 1.99 pack of markers
Weave: 5.99 recycle bin
The Grinch and Serena Looking HAMtastical: Priceless
For every mess theres a HAM card.
110.
Ebony77
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH THINKING TO HIMSELF: “..AWW WHAT THE F#@K.. I WONDER DOES HE KNOW HIS ADAMS APPLE IS PROTRUDING!!”
111.
Landon
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
i dont have a good caption but 22, 15, 75, 25, 46, 47, 78, 80, 103 and 16 were funny as hell!!
112.
hrr
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
damn look at dem tits
113.
Nalu
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH: I got the green eggs, but u sho iz da H.A.M.!!
114.
Nalu
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: I may have stole Christmas, but WTF stole your estrogen, MANrena?
115.
Samantha
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Sam I am, I do like green eggs and Serena…I mean HAM green eggs and HAM!!
116.
TRISHA
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
GRINCH: WHAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU EAT SERENA’S P*SSY.
117.
tianni
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
SERENA & THE GRINCH: They looked like they are related with that cheeze grin and those thick assed eyebrows they both have!
118.
shannon
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“Told ya i didn’t like black men.”
119.
one of one
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
my caption…
“which one is the grinch…”
-1-
120.
Dave
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn, and I thought the WHO’s had bad hair!
121.
Carrington in Houston
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…. & the bitch who just missed “his”!”
122.
holdinitdown614
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena: Venus, look at the camera!
123.
Tauwan
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
The Grinch: “Partner let me Upgrade U!”
124.
thandie
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
off topic……….
NAACP Awards was simply amazing!!!!!
especially loved Bono’s speech….that man is the truth
125.
Santana
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Eyebrows ; Smiles and hair like shag carpet
.. a stylist is a terrible thing to waste.
126.
Ree
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
this picture is hilarious..
Grinch; Im the Grinch who stole christmas and your the bitch who stole my style.
Grinch; thick eyebrows are a thing of the past. as is your string of weave.
Grinch; The grinch and one of the 101 dalmations — brow-ie!
Grinch; This picture is going to be worth a thousand words.. but my stomach only knows one. EWWW!
127.
YaBoY!
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn her breath just turned my teeth and eyes yellow.
128.
Miss Joy
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: Ooo girl, did Peachez do your eyebrows too?
129.
Annastaisha
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Serena: ” Damn Venus stop starring, you’re cute too!”
130.
Taj The Photographer
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
“Serena Williams’ is overjoyed at finally meeting her biological father.”
131.
Dave
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch: So this is my punishment for stealing Christmas?! Damn Id rather take my chances in Jail. Hell of a lot more estrogen there anyway.
132.
Crazy_T
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
(The Grinch looks at Serena’s chest): Throw some D’s on dat bitch!lol.
(looks at her eyebrows): Mama?
133.
mizzeshy
Friday, March 2, 2007 /
Grinch:You may have a better lacefront, but I got you on the brows!
134.
zahra
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
oh look a mirror !
135.
Tysha
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena:”OMG! Did my make up artist do your eyebrows?!? I love the arch!”
136.
Asentha
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I can’t even think of a caption for this mess. LOL!!
#127 Yaboy- literally had me crying!!! ROFLMAO!!!
137.
Million$Smile
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
lol @ # 28
138.
sarah
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
my long ls twin..
139.
sarah
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
ok #13 i sstuuupid hilarious
140.
sarah
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
my long lost twin..
141.
ms_mac
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Wow, we’re a matching set!
142.
ms_mac
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
LMAO @ 129!!!
143.
Simplistic
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
lol @ 78.
144.
Mz.Washington
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
The Grinch: “Forget Jim Carrey THIS Clown Has Got to do the Sequel!”
145.
Simplistic
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
oh yea and for da slow ones that is serena dont believe me? check out this site
http://www.bastardly.com/...ly-beautiful-in-a-bikini/
146.
Coko
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Yeah, this ain’t Venus…same eyebrows as in Jennifer Hudson’s Giant party pics…this is Serena.
No funny captions either…not really anything to say other than the eyebrows…over 100 comments on that…gets old.
147.
gtrr
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Maury: You are the father
148.
GetRealPimpin
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: Okay you win YOUR EYEBROWS ARE THICKER
149.
nabarney
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
grinch: damn her hooters distracted me that much from her LIL KIM BROWSSS…!
150.
eZ
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: Grinchy Baby! Dont Tell Anyone We Dating.
COMMENTARY NOTES.
[Papparazzi]…OH O, Looks Like Serena’s Bagging Herself Some Green Stuff. That Healthy Broad Sucks On His Thick Nutritious Celery Stick To Maintain Her Figure.
Serena: Oh No, There Onto Us… Hide!
151.
CAMEL TOE
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena and Grinch thinkin’ while posing for pictures at a gay holloween/christmas party….
Serena: tee hee…. I’m the shit… Grinch doesn’t know I’m a tranny
Grinch: Damn….I thought trannies were supposed to shave…this must be a crossdresser
152.
SAPPHIRE BLUE
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: HEY BARTENDER… YOU TOLD ME AFTER 5 SHOTS OF RIPPLE SHE’D LOOK LIKE A HALLE BERRY
BARTENDER: FOOL… I SAID A HAIRY BERRY
153.
missme
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
the grinch is one of you b****es who are obviously all GREEN with envy!!!
154.
Daphne
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”
155.
Jeffery UK
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Caption: Venus Ur Always Green With Envy…But I’m Stil Smiling
156.
wowee
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena is sooooooooo beautiful
157.
GrandStreetJonny
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
my caption “cousin lucky is that you?ITS BEEN SO LONG!
what you been eating its messing with ur skintone”
158.
dvadoll
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
The Grinch says to Serina, “Does LaQuisha do your eyebrows too?”
159.
Susan
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: I thought the drag queen competition was next week…
160.
Hotshit
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!!!
Serena: Twin is that you?
Grinch: Bitch, do I look that ugly to you?
* looks for Ben Wallace *
Hotshit from BK, NY
161.
Hotshit
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!
Serena: Twin is that you?
Grinch: *looks for Ben Wallace* Bitch, do I look that ugly to you?
162.
Duval Kounty Karma
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Meet my new tennis sub…The Grinch!
163.
Havplenty2
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Serena, I wanted to wear that costume but they were all out. You’ll win the best “Scary ..itch costume contest for sure! Whatcha going to do with that eyebrow trimmer gift certificate, when you win.
164.
Blkenese
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I didn’t know I had a twin?
165.
.PNG PIMP
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
# 147 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA !
166.
P_DOT
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“Mama! So glad you’ve decided to join me.”
167.
Antonia
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
That ain’t Serena….its Venus
168.
Steph
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Dang, dayday put your brows on backwards!!!!!!!!!!
169.
SWEET
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I USUALLY STILL CHRISTMAS BUT WHAT EVER THA HELL THIS IS I THINK ILL GIVE IT BACK BECAUSE IM VERY DISPLEASED!!!!!
170.
Entertain Writer
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Grr, I’m not gay or anything, but DAMN this dude is fine!
171.
gagyrl
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Tha Ni??a who stole my stylists!!!!
172.
Ree
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
In Competition to see if the CLASSIC still has it.. or can the REMAKE wow you with something unheard of.. Turning Heads ; Turning Stomachs and Turning Pages!
173.
Tonypark1
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Girl your …@#$#@ smells so back I think I’m turning GREEN!!!
174.
Apathetik
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: “Serena got some small Tit-Tays, The MILKS GONE BAD!”
175.
Tonypark1
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: Girl your …@#$#@ smells so bad I think I’m turning GREEN!!!
176.
wifey
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch to Serena: “Dammmmnnn, homie, they said CHRISTMAS party, not Halloween.”
177.
Onyinye
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SERENA: DAMN HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME
GRINCH: PLEASE YOU WISH YOU COULD LOOK THIS GOOD
178.
Breezy
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
rotflmao@73!! that was funny as hell!
179.
J. Lewis
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: “My eyebrows bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like their thicker than yours. Damn right, their thicker than yours. I could wax them but I’d have to charge.”
180.
MAD1S0N17
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
SH3 L00K A H0T M3SS
181.
Cherish
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: That reminds me! I need to get my eyebrows done…
182.
shahron39
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: Did she get dressed in the dark?
183.
littlemamajtb
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Why yall up here hatin on a true african american sista, she looks betta than Beyonce funky azz. Beyonce wished she looked like Serena and had Serena’s style.
184.
Sweetheart333
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena [looks in mirror] [thinks to herself] I’m happy with the way I look, people will always hate. Imma do me. And I’m no grinch, you see this big smile on my face!
185.
Tbeauty
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Here is my caption:
(The Grinch to himself) “Damn, We kind of look alike.”
186.
brittney
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
lmao oh lawd!! not only did the grinch steal christmas, it looks like he also stole her stylist and makeup artist!!
he really needs to be stealing her damn crayola marker which she used to draw those ugly eyebrows on!!
lol
187.
wifey
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: “When the invite said “A celebration of Green Eggs and Ham,” they meant the meat, not H.A.M. Damn, you make a Grinch look good.”
And for those of you saying this is Venus, it’s not:
http://www.wireimage.com/...=gls====262534&nbc1=1
188.
canne71
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
It’s the Grinch and the Tranny that stole his eyebrows
189.
BIG WILL
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“Hey,Serena? Let’s mix green and brown together and see color we get.”
190.
Saffire in Ny
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
That is frickin Serena not Venus.
Love,Peace,&&Honeyy
191.
seductiverose
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: Smile, Venus. This is one’s 4 da fam…
This ain’t part of the quote. But what the hell is up wit this chick’s brows??????!!! I just don’t understand this shit anymore.. Don’t they both got makeup artists?! If not, hire some STAT!!! lol
192.
Super_Dude
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
One track, two track, three track, four….More bags of hair and me and my Grinches will be no more!!!!!!
I do not like you Grinch I swear…….I do not want you in a chair, I do not want you in my hair. I do not want you, aren’t you bright, something about you is just not right. I’d really wish to see you dead; and once you get that in your head, go tell your black friend all is true…That I only white men with blood that’s Blue!
193.
Super_Dude
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
only DATE white men
194.
krc3x
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: Let me get away before she does to my hair what she did to that poor horse’s
195.
debbie1008
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Caption should read: “Ho from Whoville”
196.
bkspanishfly
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil, Grinch? I forgot to bring my sharpener?
197.
Emmanuel
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
[Grinch] Nice Rack
198.
Pikaso
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
“Serena and her father reconcile after a tough year”
199.
Sir rone
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Papa?!
200.
gettin sick of ya'll
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
okay alright already this lame post is old tired and so over. LA…..please hurry up and pick out a couple of these tired captions and be done with this bull. none of this ish is funny ya’ll stop hatein’ on a sucessful beautiful black sista.
if we don’t support one another what do we really have? personally I think she is a living doll.
those are her eyebrows she is not tryin to be what she ain’t. her hair might be fake but who’s isn’t
mname me one black entertainer who is sporten real hair except Mya and Kelis and Missy Elliot
vanessa williams doesn’t
viv fox does’nt
lil kim doesn’t
angela bassett doesn’t
tracy bingham (and without her nose done she looked like a whole different person and it was not hot either.
Same for halle berry and dont try to front cause I got pics to prove any doubters stored on my computer
mary j blige hair not real
diana ross
ciara doesn’t
beyonce doesn’t
rihanna doesn’t maybe sometimes
the list goes on and on
and without make up and a fresh warm bath
they all would be common everyfay people so leave serena the hell alone dammit
201.
I CONCUR
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
NOT ONLY IS THIS POST OLD AND MALICIOUS BUT ITS SHOWING A VERY HATEFUL SIDE OF OUR PEOPLE
SOMETIMES IF YOU CAN’T SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT A PERSON THEN JUST PASS ON IT. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THE WORLD WAS SITTING BACK THINKIN UP HATEFUL DIALOG ABOUT YOU!
SOONER OR LATER SHE WILL SEE THIS POST.. I GUARANTEE
SHE WILL NOT FIND IT FUNNY. MAYBE HER PRIORITIES ARE NOT HE EYEBROWS BUT SHE SURE CARES ABOUT PEOPLE SO SHOW SOME RESPECT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE COLD THING ABOUT THIS IS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO ARE BAGGIN SO HARD ON HER WILL BE THE SAME ONES FALLIN’ OUT TO MEET HER IF THEY EVER SAW HER IN PUBLIC
202.
BABY BLUE
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
GRINCH: DAMMIT SERENA…. YOUR TITS ATE THE TWEEZERS AGAIN!!!
SERENA: OPPS MY BAD…I GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO USE YOUR TEETH……THEY WORKED WHEN YOU DID OUR BROWS…HEE HEE
203.
GODSCHILD504
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I might have stole Christmas, but you stole the New Year
204.
oyster
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena to the Grinch: Ohhhh, can I have the number to your stylist!
205.
Tizzie Belle Jenkins
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Hey, she was doin’ somethin’ for a good cause.
With that said, why is the Grinch’s eyes focused on her rack?
I do think they both sisters need to play closer attention to their off court style details, since one claims to be a fashion designer and the other an interior designer.
Now is it Venus or Serena on the right?
206.
Pickles
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: Reunited and it feeeeels so good!
207.
crystal
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
grinch: this is “daddy’s little girl”
208.
moonluv
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: I know I’m ugly…I can admit that. But it look like somebody smeared some “you sho is ugly” all over her tennis racket and beat the shit outta her with it!
209.
philosoulphy
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: them titties sittin nice’ girl you know i wanna bite I NEED A TIP DRILL
210.
hood_shit
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Dr. Suess would never have allowed this!
211.
txsupercutie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
lol, you guys are too funny!!!
212.
tae
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
I don’t know why this site is always dogging my girl Serena, give it a damn rest.
213.
trina b
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Sorry folks but it was turn to wear the mask. LOL!
214.
UniqueAL
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena and Bobby Brown at a Compton Christmas Party.
215.
Purple Princess
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Grinch: I think you’re balls are bigger than mine
216.
Necie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena Williams: “Ain’t that a b*tch, this grinch stole my eyebrows too!”
217.
missnecie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: “Damn, this b*tch stole my EYEBROWS too?!”
218.
missnecie
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena: “We never knew we had so much in common… Helen Keller is his stylist too!”
219.
anonymous
Saturday, March 3, 2007 /
Serena and Kim Porter.
220.
Brian
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: Hey, you wanna play with my tennis balls? They’re green too!
221.
Dave
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn, if Ida known Angel.LA would make this the last post in days I would have worn a different outfit. How bout you brother?
222.
Yasmine
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch POV
“Damn, is she really a female? Wait…I think I see an adams apple”
223.
me2
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Damn I wonder who does her makeup, its bout time for me to take this green shit off
224.
me2
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Ay, I wonder if they can get my teeth that white
225.
nunya
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
That Monkey Man set her azz up fo failure, takin dis flic wit me.
226.
DK
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: Damn Serena you got E.G. Girl!!!
Serena: Yo, Grinch wat dat is???
Grinch: Edges Gone!!!
227.
kipepeo
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
#s 183, 200, 201 & 212 : THANK YOU!!!
I’m sick of people hatin on Serena, if you can find anything bad to say about her looks your hate must me extra pure. This is what jealousy looks like. Serena is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, so y’all need to get over it!
228.
Nikki
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: I hate Christmas, but I’m loving those!
It looks like he’s looking down at her breasts.
229.
B*tch Please
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: Giiiirl, you get your eyebrows done there too? loves it!!
230.
redvelvet1
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Where did you buy your mask??? It looks alot more authentic than mine!!!
231.
ShowBizz
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
We proudly present……The Williams Sisters
232.
steelo
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
I EAT THIS SH*T ALL THE TIME
233.
JaeBizzle
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
this ain’t nuttin bad, we just havin some good ol fun. don’t take it too seriously. i mean don’t you be makin fun of yo friends and shit in a friendly way. damn it’s not like we want the girl dead lmao now that’s malicious…
234.
Scandalous
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
DAMN WOMAN…..HOW U GOT ALL THAT TENNIS MONEY BUT MY EYEBROWS STILL DONE BETTER THAN YOURS??
235.
Mz.Washington
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Yea I agree wit #233 we jus havin fun! 4 real though if you gonna come ot the house wit your eyebrows lookin like that you shouldn’t get mad at people when they make fun of them! Ya’ll really don’t think she kinda looks a lil’manly in that pic?
236.
CRAZY
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
“Serena is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, ! ” wut about my ass?
U R CRAZY FOR SURE LOOK AT THIS GURL SHZ NOT PRETTY.. I’m not hatin’ im only beein real..
She look like a man..
237.
Queen Of N.Philly
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Serena: Lemme Upstage ya.
(the next week, Miss Jones made a song about this)
238.
blkvixon
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
I love serena.. and as u can see people had to basically pull out the magnifying glass to even possibly find something the matter with her!!!! Grow up… She is fabulous and she looks great..
LOVE YA GIRL!!!!
239.
one of one
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
i thought of a few more.
1. grinch to serena “i hear u like white boys but im here to tell u that once u go green u never go back.”
2. grinch thinks- ” i wonder who does his (serena’s) make-up. he looks fly…”
3. grinch breaks into song- “sistah. u been on my mind. sistah we’re two of a kind… so, sistah i’m keeping my eye on u… shake yo’ shimmy sistah.”
-1-
240.
prettylob1rettylob1
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
I see we have the same make-up artist. Love your eyebrows!
241.
Asentha
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
I agree this is all in fun, but that chick IS NOT any where in the vicinity of pretty. And yes, she does look manly.
242.
Hotshit
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: Ben Wallace? When did you go drag?
HOtshit from BK…
ain’t shit pretty about Serena’s ass!!!bitch look like she was hit with a bunch of brass knuckes!!!
243.
age
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
the grinch who stole christmas and some guy in a santa clause suit…
244.
chynaeyezz
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HUMBLY PRESENT TO YOU….Serena and Venus (maskless)
245.
Fruity Pablo
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Serena, before and after.
246.
bmoreserious
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch (while getting his feels on): “Ho Ho Ho!!! This ass is PHAT! We’ll keep Christmas this year!
Serena: So that’s where my old weave went. I can’t believe this WINCH-I mean GRINCH-jacked my old weave.
247.
Scotia
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
damn her eyebrow bout as thick as mine
248.
honeylove86
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Today on the Maury show, Serena Williams and the Grinch reunited lost long brother and sister.
249.
Kieona
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Grinch: … GAHDAMNNNN !
250.
Eddie
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
ok yall making me resort to mediatakeout
please post some new shit
251.
AALIYAH
Sunday, March 4, 2007 /
Cation 1
What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.
caption 2
One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri
choose any !