Snoop Dogg and his wife were in Paris yesterday for some much needed downtime and I guess he was caught holding her purse. Caption the pic, and I will post the best two next week.
“Ooooh look ya’ll I just bought my Louis Bagg…it’s hiding my weed”.
Ok you know what I was going to say that but then I saw the damn ballythings in his hair. This is just f*cked up…this grown a$$ man is wearing pigtails and ballythings in his hair. Damn I have no words like no.1 I am speechless!
“I JUST CAME FROM MY HAIR APPOINTMENT”
” I GOT THE SIZZLE IN PIZZLE MY NIZZLE”
“YALL MUTHAFUKA STILL AINT GOT LOVE FOR SNOOP DOGG OR DRE..NIGGA WE WEST COAST WE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WE AT!” IM JUS BUGGIN YALL
Shit, when you smoke some weed as fire as I just smoked you’ll let yo daughter do yo hair and hold whatever yo wife say, I barely even know where the hell I am with these tall ass statues let alone be worried about if my wifey tryna upgrade me wit her Louis…..
“I know they gone look in the purse, they might check the water bottle…..lord please let me make it through the airport with this s*** in my shower cap!”
“Shizzle My Nizzle, Paris brings out the Gizzle in yo bizzle, I should call up my nizzle Elton Johnizzle and have a rendevizzle, Fo Shizzle?: Baby, Hold my purse!”
(Snoops Thoughts)
Shit I don’t know what it is about this air over here!So damn humid I got to keep my cap on! Good thing I got this extra perm in my Louie bag!LMAO at everybody thinking this is FIJI in this bottle PSHHH!I’m tipsy as a mug!
“We’re going to take this thing here straight over the stratosphere, baby.”
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
“so what! It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody.”
“Drop It Like It’s Hot”
Wuz my nizzle, ya see ya boi snoop D.O double G, yea yea i paid tha cos to be tha boss, so ha- ha take all ya pictures papa big baby, me and boo, ya see i’m rockin lou.v, tha shyt fo shizzle, see i’m a lay tha mack down on ya paris bytches, sho ya how to smoke some bud….
YEA FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZZZZLLLLEEEE!!!!!!
Seriously now he needs a ass wippin, to bad you didn’t show the wife she looked even worse….
@48 you sounds like me with that phrase mug. I know that is old but I still slip and say crazy as a mug or ugly as a mug.lol I never knew what a mug was but I was sayin it back in the day.
“Laissez les bons temps rouler!” (Let the good times roll) I have found the best way to transport my sh*t, just braid it into my hair, no one’s gonna look under this cap! Hell, I’m tried if not making it through the airport!!
Damn Snoop…real thugs don’t get caught dead with their wives hand bag and their curl cap on in public. oh man Snoop done went soft on me…dosen’t he get fake tips too???
I dont have no caption but I would like to ask Snoop what the f*ck were you thinking or rather smoking , to come out in public at your age with those lil girl bobos in ya head and a d*amn shower cap! SHAME ON YOU ! Lmao I guess ya can take the man out the ghetto but ya cant take the ghetto out the man! And why the hell would his wife walk anywhere with him lookign like that? I guess she just said give me that platinum Visa and take a hike ike.Im going SNOOP shopping , you hold my bag and stand outside looking stupider than a mofo! ,lol
#28 = LOL x 10!!!!!! Yeah, he would need to mix his “special” language with some jacked up, ghetto french.
Oh, those small, blue click-clacks at the ends of his braids are HI-larious! He think he can make anything cool when he just looking like a darn fool (sorry, but I couldn’t help the corny rhyme).
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1.
LAshonda
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
i have no words….smh
2.
No Name
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
LOL!!! HAM OF DA MONTH! LOL!!!
3.
sesamestreet
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Ooooh look ya’ll I just bought my Louis Bagg…it’s hiding my weed”.
Ok you know what I was going to say that but then I saw the damn ballythings in his hair. This is just f*cked up…this grown a$$ man is wearing pigtails and ballythings in his hair. Damn I have no words like no.1 I am speechless!
4.
queshia
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Thats that shhhh”! lol
5.
rastac
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Yes….I am HIGH!
6.
lala.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
IF THIS WAS NE-YO YALL WOULD BE PUTTIN HIM ON BLAST.
IF THIS WAS USHER
IF THIS WAS CHRIS BROWN
IF THIS WAS JOHNNY GILL
HMMMMMMMMM LOOK GAY TO ME
7.
txsupercutie
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Why the blue shower cap? Why the blue ball barettes?? And lastly, why the women’s louis vuitton bag??? Why, just why, SMH…
8.
txsupercutie
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
yeah y’all are right, its that sick icky icky ooh whee!!!
9.
txsupercutie
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
*sticky icky icky
10.
lala.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
hes so high he cant even see straight
11.
babyboss
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
the black mrs doubtfire???
“I JUST CAME FROM MY HAIR APPOINTMENT”
” I GOT THE SIZZLE IN PIZZLE MY NIZZLE”
“YALL MUTHAFUKA STILL AINT GOT LOVE FOR SNOOP DOGG OR DRE..NIGGA WE WEST COAST WE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WE AT!” IM JUS BUGGIN YALL
12.
redvelvet1
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Hell yeah I’m high, fa shizzle my nizzle! Why else would I be caring this damn pizzle!!!
13.
Nanz
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Ok well this should be enough equipment to mend my broken nail!!! Or atleast there should be some hair greese in there coz my scalp dry!!!!!
14.
Brian
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Don’t hate yall. Im a beautifide pimp!” lol
15.
REBEL
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“It’s Da Snoop Dizzle, Got My Permizzle wit my Luis Vuitizzle”
16.
lilmaria1212
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
ooo look, his shower cap matches his barretts…
17.
Julez
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
CAPTION:
“I’m still a PIMP baby, don’t get it twisted”
18.
williamh
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
#16 shut up
19.
Shana
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Shit, when you smoke some weed as fire as I just smoked you’ll let yo daughter do yo hair and hold whatever yo wife say, I barely even know where the hell I am with these tall ass statues let alone be worried about if my wifey tryna upgrade me wit her Louis…..
20.
deezee
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
MANN! They’ll never search my wife’s louie, I’ll never get caught!!”
21.
kaykay
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
oh how i love snoop he is a real G lol
22.
DIAMOND PRINCESS
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
co-sign with @18
23.
msblacknasty1
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
caption: back den dey didnt wont me now im hot dey still dont wont me.
24.
Meatloaf
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
When men were men!
25.
libpop
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
What y’all bitches talkin’ ’bout. I rocks this shit better than my wife do!!
26.
Mo
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Caption:
“P is for playa bitch, don’t let the bag fool you!”
27.
honeylove86
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“I swear officer there is no weed in here.Fa’ Shizzle, cuz.”
28.
9r390ry
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Au contraire, mon amizzle…blue, grey and brown go perfectly together…”
29.
mobilealabamalady
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
DAM HE ON THAT PURPLE STUFF
30.
mobilealabamalady
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
WHAT HE PUT HIS WIFE THROUGH HE BETTER CARRY THAT BAG AN TAKE HER SHOPPING
31.
mobilealabamalady
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
THIS NIGGA STAY HIGH EVERYBODY IS RELATED TO OR KNOW SOMEBODY JUST LIKE HIM
32.
MISTA MONSTA
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
I HAVE THREE, PICK ONE….
“DAMN!!! I NEED TO GET TO THE TELLY SOON, MY HAIR IS BURNIN LIKE HELL, I NEED TO WASH THIS ISH OUT”
“DON’T I LOOKS SO PURTY WITH THESE BLUE BO-BO’S IN MY HEAD???”
“DAMN!!! A PIMP TRYNA GET PAST THE PAPARAZZI WITHOUT GETTIN NOTICED AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS!!!”
33.
brooklynbombshell
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Caption to his wife: “Anything you can do i can do better i can do anything better than you!!!” lol like the gap commercial
Click on “snoop dogg and his wife in paris” text and you will see snoops wife in a hair scarf and him in his shower cap.
34.
Bren
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“nah see this my bowling bag…..for shizzle.”
35.
sha sha85
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
O shizzle, I aint tryna sweat out my pizzerm! Had to put the ooowee in the gizzuci bizzle
36.
Holly
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
I wanna hit this nigga soooo fuckin’ hard.
37.
natural mystic
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
No he didn’t make a public appearance in the Parisian streets w/ a shower cap on his damn head! No he didn’t!!
38.
natural mystic
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Former American rap star Calvin Broadus emerges from the hospital following a successful sex-change surgery in the the 13th arrondissement.”
39.
Dave
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Snoop: “Screw the crizzips im down with the dizzick. How you dooin?”
40.
MJ (RNB)
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Nothing. I got nothing.
41.
Queen Nefertiti
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
What in the blue hell!!
CAPTION:
I’M SNOOP DOG BITCH!!
Sup Honeylove86, where you been?
42.
TOYA
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“I know they gone look in the purse, they might check the water bottle…..lord please let me make it through the airport with this s*** in my shower cap!”
43.
Nalu
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
CAPTION:
“Who dis biznatch strollin the Parisian streets? SNOOOP DOGG!!
With a bag full of twizzle n a bottle of skeet? SNOOP DOGG!”
LMMFAO…How YOU doin??
44.
diva eve
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
I’m gonna rock this with a fresh perm, Fish! (pops lips)
45.
TY
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Imma show ya’ll young dudes,how you do it,ahe aheh,see this this new shit right here…I’m a mufuckin’ pimp!!!
46.
Tata
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
If the homie Skateboard P can model for Louis Vuitton, why can’t the Snoop D-O-Double G
47.
James Derry'l
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Shizzle My Nizzle, Paris brings out the Gizzle in yo bizzle, I should call up my nizzle Elton Johnizzle and have a rendevizzle, Fo Shizzle?: Baby, Hold my purse!”
48.
Shavar
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
(Snoops Thoughts)
Shit I don’t know what it is about this air over here!So damn humid I got to keep my cap on! Good thing I got this extra perm in my Louie bag!LMAO at everybody thinking this is FIJI in this bottle PSHHH!I’m tipsy as a mug!
49.
AALIYAH
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“We’re going to take this thing here straight over the stratosphere, baby.”
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
“so what! It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody.”
“Drop It Like It’s Hot”
50.
chocolatediva
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Snoop: What?! This is a MAN bag. Get out my way! I gotta get my hair dizzled fo shizzle.
51.
AALIYAH
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“wee, wee, j’amapelle snoop dog, biatch!”
52.
Kara
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Wuz my nizzle, ya see ya boi snoop D.O double G, yea yea i paid tha cos to be tha boss, so ha- ha take all ya pictures papa big baby, me and boo, ya see i’m rockin lou.v, tha shyt fo shizzle, see i’m a lay tha mack down on ya paris bytches, sho ya how to smoke some bud….
YEA FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZZZZLLLLEEEE!!!!!!
Seriously now he needs a ass wippin, to bad you didn’t show the wife she looked even worse….
53.
sxcarmaldelite
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Wow, look at me holding this bag, while she out there makin my money.
54.
sxcarmaldelite
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
@48 you sounds like me with that phrase mug. I know that is old but I still slip and say crazy as a mug or ugly as a mug.lol I never knew what a mug was but I was sayin it back in the day.
55.
MS. GOTTABODY
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Fo’ shizzle I heard the French got that killa weed,tres magnific!
56.
Devron
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“You can take the pimp out of Long Beach…..”
57.
John-Boy
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“fiji and louis bags are the new gansta… fo shizzle!”
58.
Creamy
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Sometimes, I don’t mind being at the RECEIVING end of “doggy-style”. Fo’ shizzle!
59.
littlemamajtb
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
LIKE THE MAJORITY OF U NEGROES DON’T GET HIGH,PLZZZZZ.
60.
Samantha
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Fashizzle it’s snopp do double gizzle just got my hair dizzle bout to hit the the weedizle fashizzle…Chuuch.”
61.
riana
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Where else can a pimp put his conditioner and hotcurlers?
62.
Woode29
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Caption should read..”Didn’t know pimps carried purses!”
63.
monjancal
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Laissez les bons temps rouler!” (Let the good times roll) I have found the best way to transport my sh*t, just braid it into my hair, no one’s gonna look under this cap! Hell, I’m tried if not making it through the airport!!
64.
Me
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Out in Pizzle Fizzle izzle bizzle shizzle mizzle feel me dizzle? Fashizzle Yezsir”
65.
MissEnvied
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Just came from the Hair Parlorizzle, got the Blue ball knockerizzles, w/my Speedy Louis V.Izzle u know what I Mizzle…FO SHIZZLE~
66.
rehabloveaddict
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Damn Snoop…real thugs don’t get caught dead with their wives hand bag and their curl cap on in public. oh man Snoop done went soft on me…dosen’t he get fake tips too???
67.
SoSad
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Oh my! I’m lookin faboshilzo!
68.
DivaKai
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
I dont have no caption but I would like to ask Snoop what the f*ck were you thinking or rather smoking , to come out in public at your age with those lil girl bobos in ya head and a d*amn shower cap! SHAME ON YOU ! Lmao I guess ya can take the man out the ghetto but ya cant take the ghetto out the man! And why the hell would his wife walk anywhere with him lookign like that? I guess she just said give me that platinum Visa and take a hike ike.Im going SNOOP shopping , you hold my bag and stand outside looking stupider than a mofo! ,lol
69.
dapimp1160
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“Im Such a Fukkin Lady!!!”
70.
veesky
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“All the models in Paris are rollin’ like this, let’s see some escargot eatin’ police try to arrest me now!”
71.
Chilly Pho
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
METROSEXUAL IS THE NEW GANSTA.
72.
akerie
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
Damn Im busted! My poodle better not come out of this bag, and My curls better not fall!
73.
shanerie
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
like my old man kelly, “I guess im out of the closet”
74.
chacha123
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
#28 = LOL x 10!!!!!! Yeah, he would need to mix his “special” language with some jacked up, ghetto french.
Oh, those small, blue click-clacks at the ends of his braids are HI-larious! He think he can make anything cool when he just looking like a darn fool (sorry, but I couldn’t help the corny rhyme).
75.
Mercy
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 /
“I know I look like a gat damn fool…I’m just too high to care”.
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