oh, my caption…

“I look like a damn fool, but watch these french fools make my look the new shiznit.”

He looks a hot mess!!

lol, to numba 39. and 63-dat killed me.

BITCH

#38 YOU KNOCKED THAT SHIT OUT THE PARK…YOU GET MY VOTE…CAPTION CONTEST OVER!!!!!!!

(sNOOP, SNOOP, SNOOP…WTF???_

“Yes bitches, let the p-i-m-p show you how it’s done! Chuuuuch!”

“KEEPIN’ IT PIMPIN’ BABY”

It’s just the poodle in me.

“Yea I’m BACK…I got Baby Boy in this bag…ya’ll fools can’t SEE ME!!!”

“awwww shizzle..why ya’ll sweatin a pimps pocketbizzle and shower kizzle….”

lol

@ #39, LOL that was the funniest I have read

Dre left me holding the bag.

CAPTION:

“It’s a ‘New Era’, can u dig it?”

CAPTION:

“Since the hot water was not working in the Paris Hilton, rapper Snoop Dogg had to walk with his shower cap and toilet bag all the way to the Holiday Inn to have his morning shower”

“DAMN CUZ…DID HE GET ME WITH THIS BITCH’S PURSE?”

CAPTION:

“Since the hot water was not working in the Hilton, rapper Snoop Dogg had to walk with his shower cap and Louis Vuitton toilet bag all the way to the Holiday Inn to have his morning shower”

*sighs*
I’m in desperate need of a manicure

I GOT MY SHOWER CAP, MY DAUGHTER’S KNOCKERBALLS, AND MY HANDBAG…BUT DON’T GET IT TWISTED HOMIE… IM STILL THE S.N. DOUBLE O.P. D.O. DOUBLE G. !

CAPTION: I HOPE THIS GAY LOOK, BRINGS THE BOYS TO THE YARD! 4 SHIZZLE, MY DIZZLE NEEDS TO LET AOOF!

It kind of haut isn’t it or where is my wife she know i wanna steal when im high

whose booty is dat (look at his eyes) oh my wife i didnt know i couldnt tell booties when im high

“Bow wow wow yippe yo yippy yay, I’m in my jheri cap drinking Grand Manier”

Why is this monkey wearing a SHOWER CAP and a carrying a LOUIS VUITTON bag!???

That, AINT that SHIT!

ROTFLOL!

Snoop on tour in Paris promoting “Drop It Like It’s Ooooh La La” the French remix to “Drop it Like It’s Hot”.

Caption: Snoop out in Paris promoting Goody hair accessories…

“Say what you want, I’ve got a baton in this bag and I’ll beat you like you stole something.”

Snoop Dog Doggy lives on the road
He lost his nickel bag two months ago
Maybe he’ll find it, maybe he won’t
oooh, oh, never, no
Mrs. Dog Doggy is very upset
She confides in her oily do-rag
Tired of the airport bans and the gun raps…
Hey for misery my friend
Cherchez La BUSTED ASS PIMP!

This post reminds of the one at perezhilaton.com
*shrug*

“I wonder if this blue cap makes me look too high, or maybe I should’ve put on the brown one to match my bag”

SHIIIIIIIT MY CAP MATCH MY HAIR BOWS NIGGA PLEASE EAST SIDE LONG BEACH IN DA HIZZLE DIZZLE

“Pimps needs purses too!”

Whoops, “needs” should be “need”

BLUE SHOWER CAP- **CHECK**
BOTTLE OF WATER- **CHECK**
JACKET TO KEEP WARM- **CHECK**
HIDING MY STICKY ICKY IN MY WIFE’S PURSE….OOOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD! BABY, HERE GO YO PURSE

BLUE SHOWER CAP- **CHECK**
BOTTLE OF WATER- **CHECK**
JACKET TO KEEP WARM- **CHECK**
HIDING MY STICK ICKY IN MY WIFE’S PURSE….OOOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD! BABY, HERE GO YO PURSE!

Just call me BAG LADY!

PIMP with the PURSE!

This the MALE Louis bag, bitch!

“saluzzle parizzle je m’appelle snoop D O double Dzzle!! Hey u betta regardizzle la mode des PIMPzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!!! Damn im so high!!!

Snoop: ”Fo shizzle! I got my shower cap on and clutching my Louie Vuitton and no, it ain’t my baby moms!!

…that’s why I never hold my girl’s purse!! always find something to rest it on, and NEVER hold it by the strap!

“Nephew said he had a 55 bag for me and showed up with this shit!”

Bustin’ a cap on dat azzzzzzzzzzzzz

European bud is a hell of a drug

Court-ordered ho-sympathy training

Trick, give me my money… Pimpin ain’t easy but somebody gotta do it.

Look….You wouldn’t tell Naomi no either! She threatened 2 wet my hair!

Someone get me an umbrella b4 a pimp sweats out his perm

Damn…#38 got this one…LOL!!!

Never drop the soap, 3 snap in a zee formation…..
How u doin..

PIMPS UP HOES DOWN?

MAYBE IF THEY THINK I DONE LOST MY DAMN MIND THEY WON’T SEIZE THIS POUND OF THAT GOOD FRENCH STICKY ICKY OOOOH WEE THAT I HAVE IN THIS CHEAP LOOKIN PURSE!!

“yeah i stopped smokin weed a while ago

…and started smokin crack cocaine”

“….How I’M Doooooin!”

Snoop”o SHYT GOT MY NEW DU GOT MY NEW BAG IM STR8 FRESH IF ONLY THIS WAS A REAL louis vuitton handbag”

role playin ain’t so bad

BUSTED:ON VACATION DOING EVERYTHING THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN’T BE DOING=STILL WEARING A WEDDING RING,STILL WEARING A JHERI CURL BAG,ACTUALLY DRINKING WATER&CARRYING A SACK THAT AIN’T ZIPLOC~~WHERE’S THE MAGIC DON JUAN WHEN I NEED HIM CHUCHUCHUCCH I THINK THAT’S HOW IT GOES!!

“I got my doggy bag and my relaxer sittin right…”

I think snoop was in trouble with his wife Plus he’s high and look at what he’s wearing he must have really fucked up.

“switched everything into this big ole purse and still forgot to put my umbrella in here! But I found my trusty shower cap found in the bottom of the bag, now I’m good to go!! CHEESELLL, MY NIZZELLL!

CAPTION: “AY mane , make sure you wrapped my BOWRETTES and bobbi-pins up and put them in my other purse, nigga !”

THE WIFE IS SICK OF MY SHIT!SHE READ ON CL THAT MAMA KNOWLES KNOWS GRE~GRE(HMMMMM,MUST OF BEEN SOMETHING IN THAT BOMB ASS SPAGHETTI).ANYWAY,TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT LOOK AT JAYZ BEFORE BEYONCE/THEN JAYZ WITH BEYONCE~NEED I SAY MORE(HE AIN’T GOING NO WHERE)!!!PIMPS UNITE/IT’S WAR!!!DAMN GOTTA GO SHE SAYS I’M WALKIN TO DAMN SLOW!!

HA HA HA!! NO! Laugh all you want.Laugh today,tommorrow,all month.He’s still gonna be rich 4 years to come.You laugh cuz he looks like that,Do you laugh because your rich?Well he does.So sh sh shut yo mouths.

Caption:

Louis Vuitton Damier Canvas Speedy bag - $620.00

4 nights in a posh Paris Hotel - $2,000.00

Looking a “hot mess” in the fashion capitol of the world - PRICELESS

“Of course I’ve never been a pimp, I was just seeking fashion lessons on the DL”

Oui.

how bout..
fo’get ya’ll fools…
im gettin ready fuh CHUCH…
tee hee

“I’m bout to peel back my wife’s purse, see what she workin with.”

” What’s crackie lackie fashizzle? “

Come on CL. “I’m bout to peel back my wife’s purse, see what she workin with.” That’s a great one. I’m the best at being other people. I’m the #1 Stanna. Stan Of Hosts…Me, conSTANtinople.

1.) stan: a stalker, fanatic.

2.) stan: a person who regularly defends a particular celebrity against other peoples’ opinions they deem as negative.

(I always save the best one for last.)

3.) Stan: a person who Stans; the art of Stanning. To deceptively impersonate another person’s username, mainly through the use of blogs. This may be done as an insult, for humor, or to blatantly decieve others.

Professional Stan, AKA:

The Professional
Peyton Stanning
Stanley
Stan Zbornak
conSTANtine
Stanley Tookie Williams II
Stan Pacino
S-Dot Tookie
Stan-Lee Marvel
Fred G. Stanford
The Best Stan Alive

This is a Stan’s world.

“say somethin, and I’ll pimp slap wit dis bag”

this right here is a murse (a man purse) y’all, the d-o double gizzle tail don’t swang that way if you catch my drift..oh, yeah and i didn’t steal these barrets from my daughter either.. their part of my upcoming ‘pimpin’ grooming kit. It comes with showercaps, barrets, and a hot comb!

“Damn I miss my last two hos. Now I gotta carry my own handbag” Lmaooooo

dont do drugs or ull end up like him

dont do drugs or ull end up a married rapper with blue hair barrettes with a shower cap a louis vuitton bag in paris

Like in Hilton??? hahaha haha!!!!!

I just had to collect from one of my pros on life support. She got out the Hummer and didnt get completely across the street before it pulled off. Its a deadly game, this pimping industry……