i have no words….smh

LOL!!! HAM OF DA MONTH! LOL!!!

“Ooooh look ya’ll I just bought my Louis Bagg…it’s hiding my weed”.
Ok you know what I was going to say that but then I saw the damn ballythings in his hair. This is just f*cked up…this grown a$$ man is wearing pigtails and ballythings in his hair. Damn I have no words like no.1 I am speechless!

“Thats that shhhh”! lol

Yes….I am HIGH!

IF THIS WAS NE-YO YALL WOULD BE PUTTIN HIM ON BLAST.

IF THIS WAS USHER
IF THIS WAS CHRIS BROWN
IF THIS WAS JOHNNY GILL

HMMMMMMMMM LOOK GAY TO ME

Why the blue shower cap? Why the blue ball barettes?? And lastly, why the women’s louis vuitton bag??? Why, just why, SMH…

yeah y’all are right, its that sick icky icky ooh whee!!!

*sticky icky icky

hes so high he cant even see straight

the black mrs doubtfire???

“I JUST CAME FROM MY HAIR APPOINTMENT”
” I GOT THE SIZZLE IN PIZZLE MY NIZZLE”
“YALL MUTHAFUKA STILL AINT GOT LOVE FOR SNOOP DOGG OR DRE..NIGGA WE WEST COAST WE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WE AT!” IM JUS BUGGIN YALL

Hell yeah I’m high, fa shizzle my nizzle! Why else would I be caring this damn pizzle!!!

Ok well this should be enough equipment to mend my broken nail!!! Or atleast there should be some hair greese in there coz my scalp dry!!!!!

“Don’t hate yall. Im a beautifide pimp!” lol

“It’s Da Snoop Dizzle, Got My Permizzle wit my Luis Vuitizzle”

ooo look, his shower cap matches his barretts…

CAPTION:

“I’m still a PIMP baby, don’t get it twisted”

#16 shut up

Shit, when you smoke some weed as fire as I just smoked you’ll let yo daughter do yo hair and hold whatever yo wife say, I barely even know where the hell I am with these tall ass statues let alone be worried about if my wifey tryna upgrade me wit her Louis…..

MANN! They’ll never search my wife’s louie, I’ll never get caught!!”

oh how i love snoop he is a real G lol

co-sign with @18

caption: back den dey didnt wont me now im hot dey still dont wont me.

When men were men!

What y’all bitches talkin’ ’bout. I rocks this shit better than my wife do!!

Caption:

“P is for playa bitch, don’t let the bag fool you!”

“I swear officer there is no weed in here.Fa’ Shizzle, cuz.”

“Au contraire, mon amizzle…blue, grey and brown go perfectly together…”

DAM HE ON THAT PURPLE STUFF

WHAT HE PUT HIS WIFE THROUGH HE BETTER CARRY THAT BAG AN TAKE HER SHOPPING

THIS NIGGA STAY HIGH EVERYBODY IS RELATED TO OR KNOW SOMEBODY JUST LIKE HIM

I HAVE THREE, PICK ONE….

“DAMN!!! I NEED TO GET TO THE TELLY SOON, MY HAIR IS BURNIN LIKE HELL, I NEED TO WASH THIS ISH OUT”

“DON’T I LOOKS SO PURTY WITH THESE BLUE BO-BO’S IN MY HEAD???”

“DAMN!!! A PIMP TRYNA GET PAST THE PAPARAZZI WITHOUT GETTIN NOTICED AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS!!!”

Caption to his wife: “Anything you can do i can do better i can do anything better than you!!!” lol like the gap commercial

Click on “snoop dogg and his wife in paris” text and you will see snoops wife in a hair scarf and him in his shower cap.

“nah see this my bowling bag…..for shizzle.”

O shizzle, I aint tryna sweat out my pizzerm! Had to put the ooowee in the gizzuci bizzle

I wanna hit this nigga soooo fuckin’ hard.

No he didn’t make a public appearance in the Parisian streets w/ a shower cap on his damn head! No he didn’t!!

“Former American rap star Calvin Broadus emerges from the hospital following a successful sex-change surgery in the the 13th arrondissement.”

Snoop: “Screw the crizzips im down with the dizzick. How you dooin?”

Nothing. I got nothing.

What in the blue hell!!

CAPTION:
I’M SNOOP DOG BITCH!!

Sup Honeylove86, where you been?

“I know they gone look in the purse, they might check the water bottle…..lord please let me make it through the airport with this s*** in my shower cap!”

CAPTION:

“Who dis biznatch strollin the Parisian streets? SNOOOP DOGG!!
With a bag full of twizzle n a bottle of skeet? SNOOP DOGG!”

LMMFAO…How YOU doin??

I’m gonna rock this with a fresh perm, Fish! (pops lips)

Imma show ya’ll young dudes,how you do it,ahe aheh,see this this new shit right here…I’m a mufuckin’ pimp!!!

If the homie Skateboard P can model for Louis Vuitton, why can’t the Snoop D-O-Double G

“Shizzle My Nizzle, Paris brings out the Gizzle in yo bizzle, I should call up my nizzle Elton Johnizzle and have a rendevizzle, Fo Shizzle?: Baby, Hold my purse!”

(Snoops Thoughts)
Shit I don’t know what it is about this air over here!So damn humid I got to keep my cap on! Good thing I got this extra perm in my Louie bag!LMAO at everybody thinking this is FIJI in this bottle PSHHH!I’m tipsy as a mug!

“We’re going to take this thing here straight over the stratosphere, baby.”
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
“so what! It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody.”
“Drop It Like It’s Hot”

Snoop: What?! This is a MAN bag. Get out my way! I gotta get my hair dizzled fo shizzle.

“wee, wee, j’amapelle snoop dog, biatch!”

Wuz my nizzle, ya see ya boi snoop D.O double G, yea yea i paid tha cos to be tha boss, so ha- ha take all ya pictures papa big baby, me and boo, ya see i’m rockin lou.v, tha shyt fo shizzle, see i’m a lay tha mack down on ya paris bytches, sho ya how to smoke some bud….

YEA FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZZZZLLLLEEEE!!!!!!

Seriously now he needs a ass wippin, to bad you didn’t show the wife she looked even worse….

Wow, look at me holding this bag, while she out there makin my money.

@48 you sounds like me with that phrase mug. I know that is old but I still slip and say crazy as a mug or ugly as a mug.lol I never knew what a mug was but I was sayin it back in the day.

Fo’ shizzle I heard the French got that killa weed,tres magnific!

“You can take the pimp out of Long Beach…..”

“fiji and louis bags are the new gansta… fo shizzle!”

Sometimes, I don’t mind being at the RECEIVING end of “doggy-style”. Fo’ shizzle!

LIKE THE MAJORITY OF U NEGROES DON’T GET HIGH,PLZZZZZ.

“Fashizzle it’s snopp do double gizzle just got my hair dizzle bout to hit the the weedizle fashizzle…Chuuch.”

Where else can a pimp put his conditioner and hotcurlers?

Caption should read..”Didn’t know pimps carried purses!”

“Laissez les bons temps rouler!” (Let the good times roll) I have found the best way to transport my sh*t, just braid it into my hair, no one’s gonna look under this cap! Hell, I’m tried if not making it through the airport!!

“Out in Pizzle Fizzle izzle bizzle shizzle mizzle feel me dizzle? Fashizzle Yezsir”

Just came from the Hair Parlorizzle, got the Blue ball knockerizzles, w/my Speedy Louis V.Izzle u know what I Mizzle…FO SHIZZLE~

Damn Snoop…real thugs don’t get caught dead with their wives hand bag and their curl cap on in public. oh man Snoop done went soft on me…dosen’t he get fake tips too???

Oh my! I’m lookin faboshilzo!

I dont have no caption but I would like to ask Snoop what the f*ck were you thinking or rather smoking , to come out in public at your age with those lil girl bobos in ya head and a d*amn shower cap! SHAME ON YOU ! Lmao I guess ya can take the man out the ghetto but ya cant take the ghetto out the man! And why the hell would his wife walk anywhere with him lookign like that? I guess she just said give me that platinum Visa and take a hike ike.Im going SNOOP shopping , you hold my bag and stand outside looking stupider than a mofo! ,lol

“Im Such a Fukkin Lady!!!”

“All the models in Paris are rollin’ like this, let’s see some escargot eatin’ police try to arrest me now!”

METROSEXUAL IS THE NEW GANSTA.

Damn Im busted! My poodle better not come out of this bag, and My curls better not fall!

like my old man kelly, “I guess im out of the closet”

#28 = LOL x 10!!!!!! Yeah, he would need to mix his “special” language with some jacked up, ghetto french.

Oh, those small, blue click-clacks at the ends of his braids are HI-larious! He think he can make anything cool when he just looking like a darn fool (sorry, but I couldn’t help the corny rhyme).

“I know I look like a gat damn fool…I’m just too high to care”.

oh, my caption…

“I look like a damn fool, but watch these french fools make my look the new shiznit.”

He looks a hot mess!!

lol, to numba 39. and 63-dat killed me.

BITCH

#38 YOU KNOCKED THAT SHIT OUT THE PARK…YOU GET MY VOTE…CAPTION CONTEST OVER!!!!!!!

(sNOOP, SNOOP, SNOOP…WTF???_

“Yes bitches, let the p-i-m-p show you how it’s done! Chuuuuch!”

“KEEPIN’ IT PIMPIN’ BABY”

It’s just the poodle in me.

“Yea I’m BACK…I got Baby Boy in this bag…ya’ll fools can’t SEE ME!!!”

“awwww shizzle..why ya’ll sweatin a pimps pocketbizzle and shower kizzle….”

lol

@ #39, LOL that was the funniest I have read

Dre left me holding the bag.

CAPTION:

“It’s a ‘New Era’, can u dig it?”

CAPTION:

“Since the hot water was not working in the Paris Hilton, rapper Snoop Dogg had to walk with his shower cap and toilet bag all the way to the Holiday Inn to have his morning shower”

“DAMN CUZ…DID HE GET ME WITH THIS BITCH’S PURSE?”

CAPTION:

“Since the hot water was not working in the Hilton, rapper Snoop Dogg had to walk with his shower cap and Louis Vuitton toilet bag all the way to the Holiday Inn to have his morning shower”

*sighs*
I’m in desperate need of a manicure

I GOT MY SHOWER CAP, MY DAUGHTER’S KNOCKERBALLS, AND MY HANDBAG…BUT DON’T GET IT TWISTED HOMIE… IM STILL THE S.N. DOUBLE O.P. D.O. DOUBLE G. !

CAPTION: I HOPE THIS GAY LOOK, BRINGS THE BOYS TO THE YARD! 4 SHIZZLE, MY DIZZLE NEEDS TO LET AOOF!

It kind of haut isn’t it or where is my wife she know i wanna steal when im high

whose booty is dat (look at his eyes) oh my wife i didnt know i couldnt tell booties when im high

“Bow wow wow yippe yo yippy yay, I’m in my jheri cap drinking Grand Manier”

Why is this monkey wearing a SHOWER CAP and a carrying a LOUIS VUITTON bag!???

That, AINT that SHIT!

ROTFLOL!

Snoop on tour in Paris promoting “Drop It Like It’s Ooooh La La” the French remix to “Drop it Like It’s Hot”.

Caption: Snoop out in Paris promoting Goody hair accessories…

“Say what you want, I’ve got a baton in this bag and I’ll beat you like you stole something.”

Snoop Dog Doggy lives on the road
He lost his nickel bag two months ago
Maybe he’ll find it, maybe he won’t
oooh, oh, never, no
Mrs. Dog Doggy is very upset
She confides in her oily do-rag
Tired of the airport bans and the gun raps…
Hey for misery my friend
Cherchez La BUSTED ASS PIMP!

This post reminds of the one at perezhilaton.com
*shrug*

“I wonder if this blue cap makes me look too high, or maybe I should’ve put on the brown one to match my bag”

SHIIIIIIIT MY CAP MATCH MY HAIR BOWS NIGGA PLEASE EAST SIDE LONG BEACH IN DA HIZZLE DIZZLE

“Pimps needs purses too!”

Whoops, “needs” should be “need”

BLUE SHOWER CAP- **CHECK**
BOTTLE OF WATER- **CHECK**
JACKET TO KEEP WARM- **CHECK**
HIDING MY STICKY ICKY IN MY WIFE’S PURSE….OOOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD! BABY, HERE GO YO PURSE

BLUE SHOWER CAP- **CHECK**
BOTTLE OF WATER- **CHECK**
JACKET TO KEEP WARM- **CHECK**
HIDING MY STICK ICKY IN MY WIFE’S PURSE….OOOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD! BABY, HERE GO YO PURSE!

Just call me BAG LADY!

PIMP with the PURSE!

This the MALE Louis bag, bitch!

“saluzzle parizzle je m’appelle snoop D O double Dzzle!! Hey u betta regardizzle la mode des PIMPzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!!! Damn im so high!!!

Snoop: ”Fo shizzle! I got my shower cap on and clutching my Louie Vuitton and no, it ain’t my baby moms!!

…that’s why I never hold my girl’s purse!! always find something to rest it on, and NEVER hold it by the strap!

“Nephew said he had a 55 bag for me and showed up with this shit!”

Bustin’ a cap on dat azzzzzzzzzzzzz

European bud is a hell of a drug

Court-ordered ho-sympathy training

Trick, give me my money… Pimpin ain’t easy but somebody gotta do it.

Look….You wouldn’t tell Naomi no either! She threatened 2 wet my hair!

Someone get me an umbrella b4 a pimp sweats out his perm

Damn…#38 got this one…LOL!!!

Never drop the soap, 3 snap in a zee formation…..
How u doin..

PIMPS UP HOES DOWN?

MAYBE IF THEY THINK I DONE LOST MY DAMN MIND THEY WON’T SEIZE THIS POUND OF THAT GOOD FRENCH STICKY ICKY OOOOH WEE THAT I HAVE IN THIS CHEAP LOOKIN PURSE!!

“yeah i stopped smokin weed a while ago

…and started smokin crack cocaine”

“….How I’M Doooooin!”

Snoop”o SHYT GOT MY NEW DU GOT MY NEW BAG IM STR8 FRESH IF ONLY THIS WAS A REAL louis vuitton handbag”

role playin ain’t so bad

BUSTED:ON VACATION DOING EVERYTHING THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN’T BE DOING=STILL WEARING A WEDDING RING,STILL WEARING A JHERI CURL BAG,ACTUALLY DRINKING WATER&CARRYING A SACK THAT AIN’T ZIPLOC~~WHERE’S THE MAGIC DON JUAN WHEN I NEED HIM CHUCHUCHUCCH I THINK THAT’S HOW IT GOES!!

“I got my doggy bag and my relaxer sittin right…”

I think snoop was in trouble with his wife Plus he’s high and look at what he’s wearing he must have really fucked up.

“switched everything into this big ole purse and still forgot to put my umbrella in here! But I found my trusty shower cap found in the bottom of the bag, now I’m good to go!! CHEESELLL, MY NIZZELLL!

CAPTION: “AY mane , make sure you wrapped my BOWRETTES and bobbi-pins up and put them in my other purse, nigga !”

THE WIFE IS SICK OF MY SHIT!SHE READ ON CL THAT MAMA KNOWLES KNOWS GRE~GRE(HMMMMM,MUST OF BEEN SOMETHING IN THAT BOMB ASS SPAGHETTI).ANYWAY,TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT LOOK AT JAYZ BEFORE BEYONCE/THEN JAYZ WITH BEYONCE~NEED I SAY MORE(HE AIN’T GOING NO WHERE)!!!PIMPS UNITE/IT’S WAR!!!DAMN GOTTA GO SHE SAYS I’M WALKIN TO DAMN SLOW!!

HA HA HA!! NO! Laugh all you want.Laugh today,tommorrow,all month.He’s still gonna be rich 4 years to come.You laugh cuz he looks like that,Do you laugh because your rich?Well he does.So sh sh shut yo mouths.

Caption:

Louis Vuitton Damier Canvas Speedy bag - $620.00

4 nights in a posh Paris Hotel - $2,000.00

Looking a “hot mess” in the fashion capitol of the world - PRICELESS

“Of course I’ve never been a pimp, I was just seeking fashion lessons on the DL”

Oui.

how bout..
fo’get ya’ll fools…
im gettin ready fuh CHUCH…
tee hee

“I’m bout to peel back my wife’s purse, see what she workin with.”

” What’s crackie lackie fashizzle? “

Come on CL. “I’m bout to peel back my wife’s purse, see what she workin with.” That’s a great one. I’m the best at being other people. I’m the #1 Stanna. Stan Of Hosts…Me, conSTANtinople.

1.) stan: a stalker, fanatic.

2.) stan: a person who regularly defends a particular celebrity against other peoples’ opinions they deem as negative.

(I always save the best one for last.)

3.) Stan: a person who Stans; the art of Stanning. To deceptively impersonate another person’s username, mainly through the use of blogs. This may be done as an insult, for humor, or to blatantly decieve others.

Professional Stan, AKA:

The Professional
Peyton Stanning
Stanley
Stan Zbornak
conSTANtine
Stanley Tookie Williams II
Stan Pacino
S-Dot Tookie
Stan-Lee Marvel
Fred G. Stanford
The Best Stan Alive

This is a Stan’s world.

“say somethin, and I’ll pimp slap wit dis bag”

this right here is a murse (a man purse) y’all, the d-o double gizzle tail don’t swang that way if you catch my drift..oh, yeah and i didn’t steal these barrets from my daughter either.. their part of my upcoming ‘pimpin’ grooming kit. It comes with showercaps, barrets, and a hot comb!

“Damn I miss my last two hos. Now I gotta carry my own handbag” Lmaooooo

dont do drugs or ull end up like him

dont do drugs or ull end up a married rapper with blue hair barrettes with a shower cap a louis vuitton bag in paris

Like in Hilton??? hahaha haha!!!!!

I just had to collect from one of my pros on life support. She got out the Hummer and didnt get completely across the street before it pulled off. Its a deadly game, this pimping industry……

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