I’m sure most of yall remember that website that popped up a couple of weeks ago claiming to have some nude SK3 pics of Chris Brown. The website was charging folks to view the shots, etc…
Frankly, some of yall were wrong for emailing me asking for the pics! First of all, I didn’t have them and second of all, Chris is only 17. LOL. I hope those who contacted me don’t plan on becoming a high school teacher any time soon..
Anyway, C.B. sat down with Funk Master Flex earlier this week and spoke on the incident:
Me, personally, Imma keep it 100 with you, with the whole picture situation that is completely false. At the same time, as soon as you get a level of clout or a little bit of power, something is gonna happen. Not necessarily a picture is gonna show up, but it’s going to be something, that somebody is gonna be like, such and such did this, such and such did that.
My manager woke me up in the morning talking about “What The Heck..” I was like “Yoooo, that’s not even me!” I’m lookin at two pictures of two different dudes abs, like the ab muscle.. And the thang itself look like a red hot dog…
Tell em Chris!!
He so young and dumb!!!! Just green!
red hot dog—thats funny
he may be only 17 but i dont give a f*%*! cus he’s damn fine
Chris is going to be 18 soon….its on then. lol j/k
You can tell he’s 17 he acts like a kid. But when he grows up…I tell you. That lil boy’s going to be breaking some hearts.
Set them straight Chris…He is gonna be a heartbreaker when he gets the age…
Red hot dog!!? Nah, I saw the pic on only1lt.com….and boy, MR. CHRIS BROWN can get it POPPIN!!…. He’ll put many to shame….lol… I still think it was him…
This nigga said a red hot dog.. WOOOWWW….
was like “Yoooo, that’s not even me!” I’m lookin at two pictures of two different dudes abs, like the ab muscle.. And the thang itself look like a red hot dog…
arkwardddddd…
Oh puleez,
It skeeves me out just to think about viewing Chris B’s private parts anyway. If it was/wasn’t him…who cares. Let me see a pic of Usher, Omarion, or even Ray J’s package & then we can talk…NEXT
Angel said: “Frankly, some of yall were wrong for emailing me asking for the pics! First of all, I didn’t have them…”
Angel, you know you got them damn pics, just like I know you be seeing my number when I call yo damn blackberry! Why you don’t take my calls, gurl?
Nothing gets past the Loop! lol
He’s so full of shit..
LMAO@…And the thang itself look like a red hot dog! That is officially the laugh of the day!
Hey Chris, trust and believe youngsta, when your career is looking a little shaky and the hits are not coming as fast, we will be hearing about a pic of your little rooster bird on the net somewhere…come on now, look at Ray J (I mean, “Brandy’s brother”)
LOL @ #8
LMAO@ RED HOT DOG…lmao so what Chris trynna say his dyck is prettier and it isn’t a red hot dog lookin dyck lmao he is too damn funny and ghetto. smh
hood_shit said- what exactly makes him dumb and green cause he adressed the rumors? hummm
Either this was a PUBLICITY STUNT
or
Chris Brown & His Manager are really dumb…
How in the world would you LET someone get away with Posting “Pornographic Pictures” of a 17 year old boy, and NOT sue them ???
So..Someone can just set up a website, take pictures of XYZ penis, and say that those are pictures of CHRIS BROWN and not be sued or sent to jail ???
* remember, Chris Brown is a minor
This is a litle different than posting gossip about a person.
They went and created a WEBSITE with Pornographic Pictures
Someone should be sued !
At the very least the local law authorities (maybe even the FBI) should be VERY interested in the person(s) who posted said pictures.
Chris Brown’s reaction to said pictures…
I don’t know, either he very immature (dumb) or he knows those were his pictures and he’s trying to save face…
LAWD HAVE MERCY! I “TRIED” to watch and listen to that damn interview between him and Flex and that shit is just damn ridiculous. I couldn’t even finish watching it because they were not making any sense. 17 years old and don’t know how to talk correctly. And that fuckin stuttering. Education is a must. taking a speech class is a must.
You old battle axes need to get off of that boy! Dang, leave people kids alone!
Red hot dog? LMAO They are extra skinny. Gimme a Nathan’s or Hebrew National grilled please w/sauerkraut.
I think the fact that he took time to analyze the ab muscles is more disturbing than the alleged pictures.
he can put his hot dog between my buns anyday.i would still pay money to see that shit anyway even if it isn’t CB.dick is dick
….Someone is going to take the time to create a website entirely based on the pictures of a 17 year old boy’s penis (Chris Brown), charge ADMISSION ($10.00) to that website, and not get sued or arrested ???
yeah right..
Either this was a PUBLICITY STUNT
or
Chris Brown doesn’t know any lawyers…
lmao @ the red hot dog lmaoooo
And the thang itself look like a red hot dog…
oh my…what a fruity thing to say.i used to have my suspicions whether he really was only 16 but when he makes immature comments like this he really does prove himself to be only a kid & why was he examining that dude’s body so much?hmmm
this is not the way he should have dealt with the situation & i agree w. Bill-why the hell isn’t anyone being prosecuted. even if not for some criminal shit (cos what they were claiming is illegal kiddy porn) at least the makers of the site should face some civil liability.i would be suing for some defamation/trademark infringement type shit for real
Why is it that anything that has to do with sex…BILL’s perverted old ass is so quick to comment…you can tell he is a child molester…It makes me sick to know that someone like him is working with children…Or at least that what he says…He probably just sits his fat behind all day and chokes his chicken…EWWWWW…That’s why he doesn’t have a picture of himself up…DISGUSTING OLD MAN
And who picks a screenname like Bill anyway…such a child molesters name…yuck
How many times did you look at those pics and choke it…HUH BILL…PERV!!!
@ 20…girl, you need Jesus
And now that I think about it, the “underage” thing probably isn’t a big issue because he may NOT be underage. 17 is his industry age. He’s probably a couple of yrs older than that…even though he doesn’t act like it.
@24. BILL IS THAT DUDE AND THE TRUTH!AIN’T NOBODY IN HERE GOT A BAD WORD TO SAY ABOUT THE MAN!IF ANYONE SOUNDS LIKE THEY SICK ITS YOU!GO FLIP A PACK TRICK
BK STAND UP
i agree wit #21.
its true. he should sue.
#20, there is free peen all over the internet. SMH.
#20. thats scary. have you heard yourself speak?… read what you wrote.
your life is definetly lacking something.
i can’t believe i’m being bashed for liking dick.i’m a grown ass straight woman so i ain’t gonna be preached to especially by people called “I LOVE VASELINE” & FREAKY GIRLZ…….sip on some STFU
LOL @ 32,
No honey, I really do “Love Vaseline” lol. It’s great for COSMETIC purposes. Makes your eye lashes grow in long and full, mosturizes around the eyes, makes the scent of perfume last longer etc…Nothing “freaky” about that (I see where you mind is). Like I said…You need Jesus sweety. lol
It’s nice for publicity but realistically if someone did get nude pictures it would be classified as child pornography and the person trying to sell the pictures would have been charged with the sale of child pornography. I’m sure he has taken some pictures of his wanker but these aint it.
WOW@20…and an even bigger WOW@24-26…I dont think those pics of Chris were real…but then again I could care less…I can’t wait til his 18th b-day though. lol
LOL @20
did you really just say that?
lmfao@red hot dog.is he ok?
i want to see chris brown naked as much as i want to hear another “breaking development” on anna nicole smith…sorry the boy aint all that to me
To Lashonda) You sound like some kinda smut or somethin.lol
A Red hot dog? Oh my goodness.
CHRIS, DON’T SPEAK. Do what the big celebs do — hire a publicist to do the damage control.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Have a sip of STFU
I must say. Wow @20 also. But 32 had me choking on my coffee it was so funny. LMAO!!
#16(BILL), U a lil pressed about that man’s “situation” huh?…that was weird of you to say..you all up in it like it’s yo “HOTDOG” or sumthin….
Man this is just the tip of the iceburg…the dude at the heart of most of the industry secrets is a nigga named D.Campbell
he gets paid to cover up secret goings on of alot of dudes and chicks in the biz, I found him on myspace too
http://www.myspace.com/dzlipz
(but you aint hear it from me)
I saw him and Chris at LAX in LA talkin bout how he needs to do sumthin big in the next few weeks to fuel controversy.
THIS WAS about # weeks BEFORE these alleged pix popped up !!!!
Coincidence hmmmmm
This guy is the key to alot of industry secrets.
TRUST ME!!!!!!
Hot dogs r good. with mustard.
Whatever.
hahaha! hot dog…tmi chris..tmi.
like he will really admit that it is his 17 year old naked body in those pics. right now at the stage he is in, in his career he knows he can not admit something like that. i do not know if it is him or not but come on why would he say “hey that was my 17 year old body in those pics” we all know it could be some child pornography charges brought against someone in this. believe me someone will be a scapegoat to protect profits for other people. so lets all leave this alone.
“Thang?” “hot dog?” Chris… man, stop talking like that please!!
this boy did not just refer to the penis as a “thang” & compare it to a “red hotdog”?he must have been eyeing those pictures real close
@ #32 u are riddiculous & sick.what in the hell is wrong wit u?braods like u either need to go to church or to jail.keep talkin like that about a 17 YO BOY & ur ass will be jailed u best believe…get the fuck outta here wit ur molesting self. you need to sip on some repentence
CB dat was soooo homo! lmfao
LMAO @ number 44. Sounds like homie is trying to promote himself. Aint never heard of nobody with that name.
As for this Chris Brown shit. Sounds like damage control to me. The pics were probably real and he’s covering his tracks.
Shyt dont know if it was him dont care! Hes a kid , talented but a kid nevertheless:) Even if it was him his publicist (damage control unit) would try to find a way to sweep it beneath the carpet to protect his good wholesome boy image! ) Yall know the industry! If he says its not his weiner its not whatever , I dont care , that is a talk for his mama to have with him not me,lol!
WTF is STFU? *scratching head*
I think the pics are of Chris Breezy…but the next question is WHY did he take them and WHO was he sending them to?!?! Aren’t him an Ne-Yo “homies”? Hmmmm?
Anyway…the “red hot dog” in question did look a little pink. Almost like a white dude. That kind of weiner disturbs me and looks disgusting IMO…but that’s just me.
I’m pretty sure Chris is breaking hearts now. Do you know how many girls and…Boys are pulling out their hair because of him? LOL
Bill, maybe Chris’s people sent an email to the guy, letting him know he would be sued if the pics didn’t come down. And they did come down. Paying attention to it would have only made it bigger.
And why do these chicken heads continue to say “I can’t wait until he turns 18″, I mean, for what? What are you going to do? Fly to VA and fuck him right then and there. Grow up, ladies!
And what disgusted me was Funk Master Flex. I know Chris Brown is 17 and he’s probably fucked a few cats or two, but I don’t like when a grown ass man tell little boys that it’s okay to go around fucking. It’s not right.
HAHA @ Chris describing what the dick looked like. Crazy!
I didn’t see the pictures and I knew that the rumor wasn’t true. Chris is always talking about his mom or taking her to award shows and like most ppl have said…he still acts like a kid. Now if they would have said bow wow…then maybe. not that he is “out there” but i would believe that over chris brown.
A RED HOT DOG> WTF!
ROFL! red hot dog…