“Ride the Legend.”

You know Mike gotta have something concise like that.

now this is funny!!!

“On that midnight train to Cabo!” Oh yeah, Juanita, get that money girl!

Michael Jordant thinks:

” Juanita cant say shit now….I’s free… I’m finna tap this cracker ass tonight chicago bulls style…Yeaaaaaaaaaaa boyyyeeeee” **he bites his lip and grunts mmmm mmmmm mmmmmm

Jordan**

He looks ridiculous…..And the girls just had to be white…….*****stereotype******

ooo Lord !! he dancing with white girlz ! wats this world commin 2 ?

I don’t know if I this is really MJ but hey here goes:

The original 2-3 zone defense. MJ shoots and he scores! Kills two birds with one STONE?!!

I hope he enjoyed all his little dances because they’re costing him $150 million.

He always has a cigar in his hand. Those things make me sick to my stomach.

He looks more pitiful than anything.

For you I will… hump.

Don’t stop!! Get it! Get it!

LMAO!

Jordan is a free man with lots of money…who cares what he does…THAT”S JORDAN dammmit.

JORDAN CAN DO WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS TO DO AND DANCE WITH WHO HE FEELS AND WANTS TO DANCE WITH
WHITE GIRLS ITS NOT THE ISSUE
IF SOME OF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN JUMP ON THE NEXT PLANE TO AFRICA AND STAY THERE TILL U DIE…LMAO
STILL THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME WHITE GIRLS ONCE IN A WHILE………LOL

Caption #1: (Jordan saying in Diddy’s voice)
“Take Dat, Take Dat, Take Dat!”

Caption #2: (Jordan thoughts to himself)”Juanita Who?”

Although I dont seem to be his “type”….I still *heart* me some MJ! LOL

^^Dancing with the Stars

6. MRSFERG said “…And the girls just had to be white” *****stereotype******
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Well, not many sisters can’t afford to go to Cabo San Lucas! And, if you can’t be with the one you love…honey, love the one you with!

LMAO@ #11…..I was going to say that too!!!! Great minds…..

QQn @ Meatloaf w/raised eyebrows…..

“Well, not many sisters can’t afford to go to Cabo San Lucas!”

WTF!??!?!? I am surprised at you for that Meats! ;o(

“Let me try to put it in her ear”
…….lol……lmao…..yall forgive me fo luaghing at muh self…..lol.

Typical bullshit as usual. Why are white girls so sleazy???? Damn! I sound bitter but I’m not. I’m just saying it’s so typical.

Without the money. Michael look like the usual greasy older man at the family reunion, trying to act not his age and going to bed that night using “bengay” LOL!

It’s nothing to enjoy yourself, but what happen to the parties where people didn’t pretend to have sex on the dance floor? Just good old fashion dancing and clowning.

I ain’t mad at those white ho’s though…get the money from the stupidio

“MJ actin like Ray Ray”

this man looks ridiculous- he is like 50 yrs old grindin on some 18 year olds.

This club dont even look exclusive, why he chillin with spring breakers?

This is hilarious LOL.

But the picture isn’t real. It’s photoshopped. Zoom into it and you can see where his head was cropped in. There is an obvious ring RIGHT around his neck.

http://img.photobucket.co...s/v646/flight23air/55.jpg

SO THAT DIVA ~ lol! I travel all over the world and I rarely see y’all! I know you don’t expect him to take sand to the beach!

Okay, you’re right, there are no excuses for his bug black ass! hehe!

6. MRSFERG said:

He looks ridiculous…..And the girls just had to be white…….*****stereotype******

>>>> Rather that than black women, seeing how the pic is. That cat is old enough to my father, looking like a jerk. LMAO!

well don’t hate because you can’t afford a vacation it ain’t mike’s fault your black a– was not there. concentrate on getting your own money and you to can spend it on and dance with who ever you want to.hell he ain’t thinking about your black a—

Michael Jordan singing:
“I don see nothing wrong, with a little Bump & Grind”……

OR
Micael Jordan Singing R.Kelly’s Song:
Ignition :

You remind me of somethin’
I just can’t think of what it is
Girl, please let me stick my key in your ignition,
babe
So I can get this thing started and get rollin’, babe
See, I’ll be doin’ about 80 on your freeway
Girl, I won’t stop until I drive you crazy
So buckle up ‘cause this can get bumpy, babe
Now hit the lights and check out all my functions,
babe
Girl, back that thing up so I can wax it, baby
Honey, we gon’ mess around and get a ticket, babe
‘Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin’ up the windows
We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the s*** bouncin’
We goin’ up and down
And we smokin’ and we drinkin’
Just thuggin’ it out

Cuban Cigar: $400

Kicking Juanita to the curb: $150 Million

Hitting snowbunnies from the back in Cabo without a wife to answer to: PRICELESS

u must b white # 13, go bacc 2 whiteville !!

Caption Me: “Monkey See, Monkey Do”…references all black athletes going after white women.

that is a funny photo Michael dancing pricless picture

throwbot says:

Jordan was always unstoppable against the double team.

LMAO!!!

in my best MJ voice: “I luvs white bitches”

It ain’t nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, cause he’s a flirt”

He young black and rich, like Kelly said!

BALLIN!!

lmaooooo @ complexndope

#27 ROFLMAO

24. cynni ~ I was gonna say that! You took the words right out of my keyboard! lol!

“Lets see Kobe beat this…”

“Damn I hope these Viagra pills work some magic tonight on these two snowflakes. (take dat, take dat)”

“Hey Juanita! I’m still rich bitch!”

I agree that its fake though…how in the hell would everybody else in the club be completely ignoring MJ dancin on a table or whatever??!?!? Look at the rest of the people in the crowd…oh, they must not know who he is, yeah, uh huh, ok.

Aaaah ROFLMAO @ 27 COMPLEXNDOPE!!!

Michael Jordan: “But I got this white girl, where my wife USED to be!”

wait!!!

That pic is a fake! Stricky from the clothes, I can tell that thats no Mike…
1. What would Mike be doing in Cabo
2. Even if he were in St. Lucas, look at the crowd, what would he be doing with THAT crowd

“Go MJ, It’s ya birthday– I’m gonna freak a white girl like it’s my birthday!”

or

“Don’t stop! Get it Get it! She’ll scream MJ when I’m up in it!”

you know kobe is somewhere singing “LIKE MIKE..IF I COULD BE LIKE MIKE..I WANNA BE I WANNA BE I WANNA BE….”

MJ thinking…

Go head white girl…back that ass up!

Dannng, she’s throwin’ it at him too…do you see how hard he’s grabbin’ on the ceiling? lmao!!

that does not look like Micheal, Then again they said he is off the chain and thats why Juanita Divorced him. She also got 150 million for it. So THATS GOOD!!

“AKON TAUGHT ME THIS MOVE…”

“TAKE DAT, TAKE DAT”

#47

And, what are you thinking Wonder Women AKA Tam with those sexy lips and eyes?

But, we gonna have to work on them biceps before I take the shot!

Mike: “I might have to hold onto something, but I’ll still take that ass to da hoop!”

BTW: The pic looks real to me, although the spring break crowd and white tee look a little suspicious..

And for all ya’ll trippin off the white girls…..where there are professional athletes, there will be hoes of any color. (If that really is Mike).

LMAO @ #27 Complexndope

What a prick–see, this is what he’s wanted all along– hanging with the snow bunnies…

My caption:
“After his multimillion dollar divorce settlement, retired hoops king Michael Jordan is seen auditioning for his long awaited gig– as porn star Big Mandingo J.”

“Refusing to be outdone by the likes of psh, Akon, Michael Jordon jukes the hell outta two white girls…15 and 16 respectively.”

Caption: ” Kobe ain’t he only one who can get young, white and ugly! MJ is back on the scene!”

Go ‘head, Mike!!!! I ain’t even mad. Hell, he’s earned it!!! Play on, Playa.

i don’t believe this either, he would not be in a run down looking club like that anyway. don’t believe everything you see these days, people are very clever with this photshop shit. are those tatoos on his arm? if so, mj does not have tatoos!

@ 27 lmao. that’s a good one.

i don’t really have a caption. i just wanted to say hi to everyone hey y’all.

Caption: SHIIIIT….. Koby did it!!!

LMAO @ Meatloaf…speechless at the “biceps” comment lol

(In a drunken voice)-”I guess this is the kind of cheap fun I can look forward to after Juanita is done with me!”

#27. LMAO this is hilarious!!
#50 is funny too…tho i still like me sum akon..

hi mizzlizz!

“FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD OH MIGHTY, IM FREE AT LAST!!!!!”

Coyote Ugly!

not even gonna say it

This is the main reason Juanita is smiling all the way to the bank. She’s getting a estimated $200 mil!

HE’S GOING HARD, GO MIKE.

FYI ~ Y’all seem to forget that all of Jaunita’s money will end up in his children’s hands one day as well as the millions that he kept! All he ask is that she not squander it off with some broke ass dude like Bobby Brown or Wesley Snipes!

#62 ~ I remember when I use to love someone that looked just like you! And, also I can even remember the smell of her sweet perfume! She use to tell me things that I use to love! She had a way of getting the best of my heart! And, also she had a way of keeping me smiling! AH!

LMAO @ 43

After the party he had his lawyer draw up some papers so after he hit them two he wouldnt go down like Kobe…Michael to his lawyer..”yeah give them the standard papers so I could go ahead hit this”…”BALLN’!”

I’ma make me sum “Pretty-Haired” babies up in the cut tonite!

hey lizz
waddup

hey lilmamakatz

hey neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’! how are you? i’m so mad they disabled the chat. i guess people got a lil unruly huh? lol i’ve missed y’all.