“FIESTA FIESTA”

*in the midst of MJ having fun*
“Oh damn, is this how it started with Kobe?”

I wonder will she scream if I stuck this cigar up her azz?

MJ: Ya’ll ladies wanna go back to my suite?

White Girls: Like totally, what are we going to do?

MJ: I’ma, I’ma Upgrade U!!!

I’m still rich bitches!!!!

That is NOT Michael Jordan. For one, he would NEVER go out dressed like that. Michael STAYS suited and booted and that T-Shirt looks like a damn night gown. MJ WOULD NEVER go out like that. The face is a still image attached to some other negroes body. Nice try but NO CIGAR. MJ wouldn’t dance on any average looking groupies like that either. He’s more discreet than that . . . always.

J.Lewis!! Hey hubby!

What up complex!!!! Your caption was ill, my funniness must have rubbed off lol

When you are damn near 7ft tall, I’m sure you got more than enough d*ck for two. Talk about riding the bull.

That is not Micheal Jordan those girls wouldnt be able to get that close to him without at least 25 bodyguards
Sorry but This one is False!

That is soooo not Michael Jordan. Clothes TOO cheap and tacky. Company? Too cheap and tacky and Michael Jordan wouldn’t waste his time with cheap looking white tricks like them. Well maybe he would but he’d be dressed better and doing his thing in VIP.

Ya’ll are a bunch of sour hatin’ loser if your issue with this picture is the ethnicity of who he chose to dance with…hey maybe he was just up there doing his thing and they wanted to join..Big deal…hell halle got a caucasian man…forest whittaker got a stick…let’s get over the hating…i’m sure ya’ll got at least one caucasian male out there ya’ll make the conversion for…and don’t start lying say nah..

Mike do ya thing..he’s divorced not dead!!

“these are the luxuries of being famous and a champion…eat ya heart out!!”

Im so-signing with #9 i hope he is enjoying his little dance because they are costing him 150 million dollars.

I don’t understand all the double standards let that be kim kardashian and we would call her every name in the book except a child of God.

Now ppl want to say that not him give me a break. Your stupidness is what is hurting our community.

Michael Jordan is a sellout. The big message is hasn’t he learned anything from Kobe. I bet one of them girls sold that pic to the media. Im starting to like these white girls. Michael stanhan wife aka burnadette sold that brothers tv’s for 100.00 that funny. Thart is what that uncle tom and sellout gets.

ooh look at my husband. Him biting those lips makes my aquafina flow…….

This is sooo funny to me! LOL!

I could never picture MJ dancing like that in a club-I’ve always had a more refined and quieter image of him, I guess cause he looks like a younger version of my dad.

Michael is airing his Jordan

“I wonder if they’re only 14….well together they are 28…sorry Akon”

2 white girls backing it up equals one sista

LOL @#28

new dvd “chicago bulls gone wild”

Lol @ #70…are you sure you’re not one of my ex bf’s behind that screen name? Sounds like something one of my ex’es would really say about me. But I digress…

#27 is Hilarious! That one should win hands down.

I knew it was a fake. That dude look too raggedy to be MJ. Someone always has to start something

Caption

This Mexican beer must be strong for these chicks to think I am Michael Jordan.

Miguel Jose Juan-Carlos Pepito Jordan!

I wonder how long I can pass before folks realize I ain’t Jordan?

“I’M STILL RICH BITCHES”

Well they aren’t Juanita, but I’ll take what I can get!

“Kobe, this is how you don’t get caught up!” - Mike Jordan

Kobe aint turn me off the white girls
Go Snowflake Go Snowflake

That does NOT look like MJ!!!! I mean just because he is DEEP DOUBLE CHOCOLATE does NOT mean that-that is him. Get yall facts straight concreteloop, for real!!!!

“I FINALLY CAN HAVE THE ONE THING EVERY BLACK BASKETBALL PLAYER NEEDS, A WHITE WOMAN.”

Caption: Its about damn time I get to mess around with a white girl. Yes, Its everything I imagined it to be.

That’s right, I still got white bitches on my jock!

“Introducing…the Humpman”

“Tried to see if I could still hit that slam dunk, but I just touched the rim”

1) “OMG!!! I thought they said tall men had small d*cks!!!”

2)”Ching-Ching…..I’m gonna be rich after I file my rape case/paternity suit”

Just do it

figured ‘if I could be like mike’ would be somewhat inappropriate.

“Haha Kobe, I’m shooting for the 2″

But just for the record….I don’t think it’s MJ.For 2 reasons…1)I’ve been to quite a few formal and non-formal functions that MJ attended….and I have never, ever seen him dance…..I think I remember hearing him say that he can’t dance. I do know he hired a guy to give him steppin’ lessons a few years back, but he’s only shown those moves to a few close friends, not in a club or other social setting. 2)I’ve volunteered for a couple of the Jordan clothes giveaways, (where he clears out his closets and gives his clothes to inner city kids. And we know they came from his closet because he has a special name tag sewn into all of his clothes) In the past 5 or 6 years that I’ve been, I really don’t remember ever seeing any jeans. Plenty of slacks, polo and button down shirts, dress shirts, athletic wear, suits, t-shirts, even some socks….but never any jeans.

is his divorce final yet? If not he might wanna sit his ass down. His wife is supposed to come away as the richest divorcee ever to the tune of 150 Mil.

“freeagent proves he can still handle the ball”

I DONT THINK THAT IS MJ THAT IS A LOOK ALIKE!

Here’s one…

“Now that Juanita’s gone, it’s time to get my party on!!!”

‘THROW SOME D ON THAT *ITCH”

What is the American Dream? And, didn’t Martin dream that one day little black boys and little white girls could go to Cabo and to the funky chicken? Everybody wants them a white person, even Quincy Jones with his old Viagrated ass!!

#97 ~ I just may be who you think I am!!! But, I heard you were still dating…you know who!!! Anyhow, I’ll hit you up on your myspace later! lol!

Mike needs to stop. Isn’t that how Kobe got into trouble? I guess the divorce is final and Mike is partying.

rotflmao @ 118…….

that doesnt even look like michael.

Jordan jigabooing to Akon’s Smack That takling bout…

Caption: Ay, ya’ll check me out, dis right here gone be da new logo for my new sneacker line Air Pimpin… I ain’t like dat ole stank azz Nike logo noways.

WHO CARES, HE’S JUST LIKE THE NEXT NICCA WITH MONEY, WHITE WOMAN WILL HAVE HIZ AZZ AND HIZ MONEY NEXT THEN LEAVE HIM AND TAKE IT ALL…………BETTA LEARN FROM LIONEL RICHIE.

Caption #1 : Juanita taught me one thing…before I let you take my money I gotta see you pop, lock and drop it!

Caption #2 : Trust me baby girl you arent breaking me off or anything, this face is because I just realized how much Juanita hit me for!!!

Caption #3 : My boy Koby taught me to freak white girls in PUBLIC from now on…that way I’ll have plenty off witnesses….Hola Juanita!!

I got carried away with the whole Jaunita thing but that divorce settlement is all I can think about when I see poor Mike…SMH two times. LMAO

It’s sad that another sucessful black man could not obstain from the tempation, of white women that only throw themself at these blackmen only because they are rich and famous. He had a beautiful wife that was there for him before and after he had, threw the ups and downs. When will these men realize that the only reason the women are throwing themself at them is only for there money.

” Havent i hit that b4?”

LMBAO @ 125…hilarious

SMH
Thought we had one…No class. 40 acting like 12 is not sexy.

kind.

LMAO @ 125! Hilarious

Micheal is a 40 year old man, that continue to have bad behavior when it comes to women.his kids are all teenagers, and he should be a shame for acting like a 21 year old. I understand that for what ever reason, is marriage didn’t work. but have respect for your kids, don’t think for once that his kids do not care about the way he is acting. Because we still have to remember that Juanita is still there Mother.

I’m sorry but the girl in the front is straight posing like “HEEEYYYYYYY” and its throwing me off, lol!

But my caption:

Hey Dad, remember that job interview I told you about. I nailed it!

Love,
Carly

That does not look like him to me. He look heavier.

Damn the white girls, MJ normally be sharp as hell, and they caught this nigga rockin a white tee.

Caption: “After I broke up with Juanita, I tried to talk to Halle for a bit. Didn’t call me back. Tried to talk to Gabrielle Union. Didn’t call me back, either. So I had no choice.”

Watch him end up in jail for them 12 yr olds

LMFAOOOOOOOOO@ 27. Complexndope……Girl, that was a good one. I think you may have just won the Caption contest!

Caption: After my divorce, I immediately found out where black spring break was at… and made sure not to go there. If it ain’t snowin’ I ain’t goin’! The only thing a black girl can do for me is show me where the white girls are at! I don’t want another Juanita, I want a young Hillary! You don’t see Bill dropping $150 million! Charles, Quincy, and Tiger taught me that!

“Take dat’ ya Larry Bird lovin’ Mofo’s !!”

” Come on Scottie and get some of this white meat!”

White Girl 1: We’re so UNDERAGE!
White Girl 2: Hey 16+16 = 32!
White Girl 1: This is so the quickest way to get paid, will just do the same thing you did to Koby!
White Girl 2: Awesome! We just got to play it innocent!

“yea baby do you feel my hang time”

“Kobe Bryant Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me!!”

“oh Baby ima hit it all night U KNO>>> Chicago it BuLl Style, YeaH Boiii!”

“Atleast I don’t have a wife to go home to like some other guy……..KOBE!!(in the dave chappelle voice)”

These captions are hirlarlous. Is he forgetting his ex-wife is taking half of his shit? It look like he’ll be in a slump by now.

ooh i luv me some big, beefy, dark brothers. i wouldn’t say no if he tried to rape me, i tell u that for real

GIRLS GONE WILD IN CABO PRE-NUT EDITION W/ SPECIAL GUEST MICHEAL JORDON, SNOOP DOG, P DIDDY AND DA BRAT

“This is model behavior for someone going through his mid-life crisis. Shuuu…”

Im bored so…here comes random ones…

“In your face”
“MJ can handle the double team”
“2 on 1 is the Jordan specialty”
“Rim Rocker” LOL
“Michael Jordan - Upper Deck”
“Air Jordan”
“MJ still got GAME!”
“Be like Mike”
Announcer Voice: “Jordan Finds the Hole!”