CAPTION THIS: MICHAEL JORDAN IN CABO
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
I mean it’s just asking for one…
This photo, taken in Cabo San Lucas just a few weeks ago, proves once again that Michael Jordan, even years after retirement, continues to display the true heart of a champion. You have to admire a guy who isn’t afraid to bump and grind while still smoking a cigar.
(photo and quote from deadspin)
The best caption will be posted later this week.








236 Comments
1.
Why Lawd
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Ride the Legend.”
You know Mike gotta have something concise like that.
2.
decatur
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
now this is funny!!!
3.
Shootingstar
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“On that midnight train to Cabo!” Oh yeah, Juanita, get that money girl!
4.
Ne'
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Michael Jordant thinks:
” Juanita cant say shit now….I’s free… I’m finna tap this cracker ass tonight chicago bulls style…Yeaaaaaaaaaaa boyyyeeeee” **he bites his lip and grunts mmmm mmmmm mmmmmm
5.
Ne'
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Jordan**
6.
MRSFERG
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
He looks ridiculous…..And the girls just had to be white…….*****stereotype******
7.
ValSoSexy
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
ooo Lord !! he dancing with white girlz ! wats this world commin 2 ?
8.
SunshineS
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I don’t know if I this is really MJ but hey here goes:
The original 2-3 zone defense. MJ shoots and he scores! Kills two birds with one STONE?!!
9.
ANGIE
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I hope he enjoyed all his little dances because they’re costing him $150 million.
He always has a cigar in his hand. Those things make me sick to my stomach.
He looks more pitiful than anything.
10.
RNB*MJ
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
For you I will… hump.
11.
OG_Sweetz
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Don’t stop!! Get it! Get it!
LMAO!
12.
Imoni
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Jordan is a free man with lots of money…who cares what he does…THAT”S JORDAN dammmit.
13.
SHAWN
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
JORDAN CAN DO WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS TO DO AND DANCE WITH WHO HE FEELS AND WANTS TO DANCE WITH
WHITE GIRLS ITS NOT THE ISSUE
IF SOME OF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN JUMP ON THE NEXT PLANE TO AFRICA AND STAY THERE TILL U DIE…LMAO
STILL THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME WHITE GIRLS ONCE IN A WHILE………LOL
14.
SO THAT DIVA
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption #1: (Jordan saying in Diddy’s voice)
“Take Dat, Take Dat, Take Dat!”
Caption #2: (Jordan thoughts to himself)”Juanita Who?”
Although I dont seem to be his “type”….I still *heart* me some MJ! LOL
15.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
^^Dancing with the Stars
6. MRSFERG said “…And the girls just had to be white” *****stereotype******
=====================================================
Well, not many sisters can’t afford to go to Cabo San Lucas! And, if you can’t be with the one you love…honey, love the one you with!
16.
SO THAT DIVA
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LMAO@ #11…..I was going to say that too!!!! Great minds…..
17.
SO THAT DIVA
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
QQn @ Meatloaf w/raised eyebrows…..
“Well, not many sisters can’t afford to go to Cabo San Lucas!”
WTF!??!?!? I am surprised at you for that Meats! ;o(
18.
edjunior
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Let me try to put it in her ear”
…….lol……lmao…..yall forgive me fo luaghing at muh self…..lol.
19.
Candance
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Typical bullshit as usual. Why are white girls so sleazy???? Damn! I sound bitter but I’m not. I’m just saying it’s so typical.
Without the money. Michael look like the usual greasy older man at the family reunion, trying to act not his age and going to bed that night using “bengay” LOL!
It’s nothing to enjoy yourself, but what happen to the parties where people didn’t pretend to have sex on the dance floor? Just good old fashion dancing and clowning.
I ain’t mad at those white ho’s though…get the money from the stupidio
20.
MONI4
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“MJ actin like Ray Ray”
this man looks ridiculous- he is like 50 yrs old grindin on some 18 year olds.
This club dont even look exclusive, why he chillin with spring breakers?
21.
David
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
This is hilarious LOL.
But the picture isn’t real. It’s photoshopped. Zoom into it and you can see where his head was cropped in. There is an obvious ring RIGHT around his neck.
http://img.photobucket.co...s/v646/flight23air/55.jpg
22.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
SO THAT DIVA ~ lol! I travel all over the world and I rarely see y’all! I know you don’t expect him to take sand to the beach!
Okay, you’re right, there are no excuses for his bug black ass! hehe!
23.
Chanté
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
6. MRSFERG said:
He looks ridiculous…..And the girls just had to be white…….*****stereotype******
>>>> Rather that than black women, seeing how the pic is. That cat is old enough to my father, looking like a jerk. LMAO!
24.
cynni
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
well don’t hate because you can’t afford a vacation it ain’t mike’s fault your black a– was not there. concentrate on getting your own money and you to can spend it on and dance with who ever you want to.hell he ain’t thinking about your black a—
25.
bill
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Michael Jordan singing:
“I don see nothing wrong, with a little Bump & Grind”……
26.
bill
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
OR
Micael Jordan Singing R.Kelly’s Song:
Ignition :
You remind me of somethin’
I just can’t think of what it is
Girl, please let me stick my key in your ignition,
babe
So I can get this thing started and get rollin’, babe
See, I’ll be doin’ about 80 on your freeway
Girl, I won’t stop until I drive you crazy
So buckle up ‘cause this can get bumpy, babe
Now hit the lights and check out all my functions,
babe
Girl, back that thing up so I can wax it, baby
Honey, we gon’ mess around and get a ticket, babe
‘Cause we off up in this jeep
We foggin’ up the windows
We got the radio up
We all up in the back
We got the s*** bouncin’
We goin’ up and down
And we smokin’ and we drinkin’
Just thuggin’ it out
27.
complexndope
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Cuban Cigar: $400
Kicking Juanita to the curb: $150 Million
Hitting snowbunnies from the back in Cabo without a wife to answer to: PRICELESS
28.
ValSoSexy
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
u must b white # 13, go bacc 2 whiteville !!
29.
F2
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption Me: “Monkey See, Monkey Do”…references all black athletes going after white women.
30.
THE CL CHAT!!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
that is a funny photo Michael dancing pricless picture
31.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
throwbot says:
Jordan was always unstoppable against the double team.
LMAO!!!
32.
AaliyahsBabyDaddy
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
in my best MJ voice: “I luvs white bitches”
33.
souljagir
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
It ain’t nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, cause he’s a flirt”
He young black and rich, like Kelly said!
34.
Sherm
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
BALLIN!!
35.
Ne'
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
lmaooooo @ complexndope
36.
souljagir
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
#27 ROFLMAO
37.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
24. cynni ~ I was gonna say that! You took the words right out of my keyboard! lol!
38.
hb801
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Lets see Kobe beat this…”
39.
future
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Damn I hope these Viagra pills work some magic tonight on these two snowflakes. (take dat, take dat)”
40.
msnett
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Hey Juanita! I’m still rich bitch!”
41.
Sherm
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I agree that its fake though…how in the hell would everybody else in the club be completely ignoring MJ dancin on a table or whatever??!?!? Look at the rest of the people in the crowd…oh, they must not know who he is, yeah, uh huh, ok.
42.
Chanté
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Aaaah ROFLMAO @ 27 COMPLEXNDOPE!!!
43.
Victor Arumemi
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Michael Jordan: “But I got this white girl, where my wife USED to be!”
44.
hb801
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
wait!!!
That pic is a fake! Stricky from the clothes, I can tell that thats no Mike…
1. What would Mike be doing in Cabo
2. Even if he were in St. Lucas, look at the crowd, what would he be doing with THAT crowd
45.
KinaKina
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Go MJ, It’s ya birthday– I’m gonna freak a white girl like it’s my birthday!”
or
“Don’t stop! Get it Get it! She’ll scream MJ when I’m up in it!”
46.
incognegrho11
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
you know kobe is somewhere singing “LIKE MIKE..IF I COULD BE LIKE MIKE..I WANNA BE I WANNA BE I WANNA BE….”
47.
Wonder Women aka Tam
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
MJ thinking…
Go head white girl…back that ass up!
48.
Wonder Women aka Tam
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Dannng, she’s throwin’ it at him too…do you see how hard he’s grabbin’ on the ceiling? lmao!!
49.
PLEASURE
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
that does not look like Micheal, Then again they said he is off the chain and thats why Juanita Divorced him. She also got 150 million for it. So THATS GOOD!!
50.
LOL
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“AKON TAUGHT ME THIS MOVE…”
51.
PLEASURE
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“TAKE DAT, TAKE DAT”
52.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
#47
And, what are you thinking Wonder Women AKA Tam with those sexy lips and eyes?
But, we gonna have to work on them biceps before I take the shot!
53.
Quiche-A
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Mike: “I might have to hold onto something, but I’ll still take that ass to da hoop!”
54.
LOL
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
BTW: The pic looks real to me, although the spring break crowd and white tee look a little suspicious..
And for all ya’ll trippin off the white girls…..where there are professional athletes, there will be hoes of any color. (If that really is Mike).
LMAO @ #27 Complexndope
55.
natural Mystic
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
What a prick–see, this is what he’s wanted all along– hanging with the snow bunnies…
My caption:
“After his multimillion dollar divorce settlement, retired hoops king Michael Jordan is seen auditioning for his long awaited gig– as porn star Big Mandingo J.”
56.
RC
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Refusing to be outdone by the likes of psh, Akon, Michael Jordon jukes the hell outta two white girls…15 and 16 respectively.”
57.
Mah_Dynasty
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption: ” Kobe ain’t he only one who can get young, white and ugly! MJ is back on the scene!”
58.
Asentha
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Go ‘head, Mike!!!! I ain’t even mad. Hell, he’s earned it!!! Play on, Playa.
59.
wassup
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
i don’t believe this either, he would not be in a run down looking club like that anyway. don’t believe everything you see these days, people are very clever with this photshop shit. are those tatoos on his arm? if so, mj does not have tatoos!
60.
mizzlizz
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
@ 27 lmao. that’s a good one.
i don’t really have a caption. i just wanted to say hi to everyone
hey y’all.
61.
ZEE
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption: SHIIIIT….. Koby did it!!!
62.
Wonder Women aka Tam
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LMAO @ Meatloaf…speechless at the “biceps” comment lol
63.
Ayoka
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
(In a drunken voice)-”I guess this is the kind of cheap fun I can look forward to after Juanita is done with me!”
64.
LilMamaKatz
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
#27. LMAO this is hilarious!!
#50 is funny too…tho i still like me sum akon..
hi mizzlizz!
65.
Ronkeya
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD OH MIGHTY, IM FREE AT LAST!!!!!”
66.
oyster578
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Coyote Ugly!
67.
kenyanpebbles
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
not even gonna say it
68.
pretteyeyez
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
This is the main reason Juanita is smiling all the way to the bank. She’s getting a estimated $200 mil!
69.
footballerswife
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
HE’S GOING HARD, GO MIKE.
70.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
FYI ~ Y’all seem to forget that all of Jaunita’s money will end up in his children’s hands one day as well as the millions that he kept! All he ask is that she not squander it off with some broke ass dude like Bobby Brown or Wesley Snipes!
#62 ~ I remember when I use to love someone that looked just like you! And, also I can even remember the smell of her sweet perfume! She use to tell me things that I use to love! She had a way of getting the best of my heart! And, also she had a way of keeping me smiling! AH!
71.
1finedyme
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LMAO @ 43
72.
lovejonesma
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
After the party he had his lawyer draw up some papers so after he hit them two he wouldnt go down like Kobe…Michael to his lawyer..”yeah give them the standard papers so I could go ahead hit this”…”BALLN’!”
73.
BAM BAM
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I’ma make me sum “Pretty-Haired” babies up in the cut tonite!
74.
Ne'
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
hey lizz
waddup
75.
mizzlizz
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
hey lilmamakatz
hey neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’! how are you? i’m so mad they disabled the chat. i guess people got a lil unruly huh? lol i’ve missed y’all.
76.
1finedyme
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“FIESTA FIESTA”
77.
I got that on LOCK!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
*in the midst of MJ having fun*
“Oh damn, is this how it started with Kobe?”
78.
Vdawg
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I wonder will she scream if I stuck this cigar up her azz?
79.
J. Lewis
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
MJ: Ya’ll ladies wanna go back to my suite?
White Girls: Like totally, what are we going to do?
MJ: I’ma, I’ma Upgrade U!!!
80.
Drazy
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I’m still rich bitches!!!!
81.
Lady Elle
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
That is NOT Michael Jordan. For one, he would NEVER go out dressed like that. Michael STAYS suited and booted and that T-Shirt looks like a damn night gown. MJ WOULD NEVER go out like that. The face is a still image attached to some other negroes body. Nice try but NO CIGAR. MJ wouldn’t dance on any average looking groupies like that either. He’s more discreet than that . . . always.
82.
complexndope
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
J.Lewis!! Hey hubby!
83.
J. Lewis
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
What up complex!!!! Your caption was ill, my funniness must have rubbed off lol
84.
Key from the City
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
When you are damn near 7ft tall, I’m sure you got more than enough d*ck for two. Talk about riding the bull.
85.
Emerald
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
That is not Micheal Jordan those girls wouldnt be able to get that close to him without at least 25 bodyguards
Sorry but This one is False!
86.
Lady Elle
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
That is soooo not Michael Jordan. Clothes TOO cheap and tacky. Company? Too cheap and tacky and Michael Jordan wouldn’t waste his time with cheap looking white tricks like them. Well maybe he would but he’d be dressed better and doing his thing in VIP.
87.
realestnycsoldier
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Ya’ll are a bunch of sour hatin’ loser if your issue with this picture is the ethnicity of who he chose to dance with…hey maybe he was just up there doing his thing and they wanted to join..Big deal…hell halle got a caucasian man…forest whittaker got a stick…let’s get over the hating…i’m sure ya’ll got at least one caucasian male out there ya’ll make the conversion for…and don’t start lying say nah..
Mike do ya thing..he’s divorced not dead!!
“these are the luxuries of being famous and a champion…eat ya heart out!!”
88.
Dream86
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Im so-signing with #9 i hope he is enjoying his little dance because they are costing him 150 million dollars.
I don’t understand all the double standards let that be kim kardashian and we would call her every name in the book except a child of God.
Now ppl want to say that not him give me a break. Your stupidness is what is hurting our community.
89.
Dream86
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Michael Jordan is a sellout. The big message is hasn’t he learned anything from Kobe. I bet one of them girls sold that pic to the media. Im starting to like these white girls. Michael stanhan wife aka burnadette sold that brothers tv’s for 100.00 that funny. Thart is what that uncle tom and sellout gets.
90.
Angelica
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
ooh look at my husband. Him biting those lips makes my aquafina flow…….
91.
shannon75
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
This is sooo funny to me! LOL!
I could never picture MJ dancing like that in a club-I’ve always had a more refined and quieter image of him, I guess cause he looks like a younger version of my dad.
92.
Barry
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Michael is airing his Jordan
93.
Mercury
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“I wonder if they’re only 14….well together they are 28…sorry Akon”
94.
CoolBreeze
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
2 white girls backing it up equals one sista
95.
sheneice
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LOL @#28
96.
7i5
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
new dvd “chicago bulls gone wild”
97.
Wonder Women aka Tam
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Lol @ #70…are you sure you’re not one of my ex bf’s behind that screen name? Sounds like something one of my ex’es would really say about me. But I digress…
#27 is Hilarious! That one should win hands down.
98.
SunshineS
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I knew it was a fake. That dude look too raggedy to be MJ. Someone always has to start something
99.
oyster578
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption
This Mexican beer must be strong for these chicks to think I am Michael Jordan.
100.
oyster578
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Miguel Jose Juan-Carlos Pepito Jordan!
I wonder how long I can pass before folks realize I ain’t Jordan?
101.
EROTIKA
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“I’M STILL RICH BITCHES”
102.
oyster578
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Well they aren’t Juanita, but I’ll take what I can get!
103.
mamasita
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Kobe, this is how you don’t get caught up!” - Mike Jordan
104.
ja
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Kobe aint turn me off the white girls
Go Snowflake Go Snowflake
105.
funnylooking
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
That does NOT look like MJ!!!! I mean just because he is DEEP DOUBLE CHOCOLATE does NOT mean that-that is him. Get yall facts straight concreteloop, for real!!!!
106.
HOLLYWOOD
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“I FINALLY CAN HAVE THE ONE THING EVERY BLACK BASKETBALL PLAYER NEEDS, A WHITE WOMAN.”
107.
King of Klubz
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption: Its about damn time I get to mess around with a white girl. Yes, Its everything I imagined it to be.
108.
Moni in Cali
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
That’s right, I still got white bitches on my jock!
109.
dizxbxdatazngrl
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Introducing…the Humpman”
“Tried to see if I could still hit that slam dunk, but I just touched the rim”
110.
blkangel_76
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
1) “OMG!!! I thought they said tall men had small d*cks!!!”
2)”Ching-Ching…..I’m gonna be rich after I file my rape case/paternity suit”
111.
Marquis
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Just do it
figured ‘if I could be like mike’ would be somewhat inappropriate.
112.
Amber Marion
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Haha Kobe, I’m shooting for the 2″
113.
blkangel_76
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
But just for the record….I don’t think it’s MJ.For 2 reasons…1)I’ve been to quite a few formal and non-formal functions that MJ attended….and I have never, ever seen him dance…..I think I remember hearing him say that he can’t dance. I do know he hired a guy to give him steppin’ lessons a few years back, but he’s only shown those moves to a few close friends, not in a club or other social setting. 2)I’ve volunteered for a couple of the Jordan clothes giveaways, (where he clears out his closets and gives his clothes to inner city kids. And we know they came from his closet because he has a special name tag sewn into all of his clothes) In the past 5 or 6 years that I’ve been, I really don’t remember ever seeing any jeans. Plenty of slacks, polo and button down shirts, dress shirts, athletic wear, suits, t-shirts, even some socks….but never any jeans.
114.
dee dee
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
is his divorce final yet? If not he might wanna sit his ass down. His wife is supposed to come away as the richest divorcee ever to the tune of 150 Mil.
115.
misse
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“freeagent proves he can still handle the ball”
116.
DENISE
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I DONT THINK THAT IS MJ THAT IS A LOOK ALIKE!
117.
Noelle Teague
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Here’s one…
“Now that Juanita’s gone, it’s time to get my party on!!!”
118.
misse
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
‘THROW SOME D ON THAT *ITCH”
119.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
What is the American Dream? And, didn’t Martin dream that one day little black boys and little white girls could go to Cabo and to the funky chicken? Everybody wants them a white person, even Quincy Jones with his old Viagrated ass!!
#97 ~ I just may be who you think I am!!! But, I heard you were still dating…you know who!!! Anyhow, I’ll hit you up on your myspace later! lol!
120.
MS. GOTTABODY
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Mike needs to stop. Isn’t that how Kobe got into trouble? I guess the divorce is final and Mike is partying.
121.
Mah_Dynasty
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
rotflmao @ 118…….
122.
calmsensual1
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
that doesnt even look like michael.
123.
Who In Da Hell Left Da Gate Open?
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Jordan jigabooing to Akon’s Smack That takling bout…
Caption: Ay, ya’ll check me out, dis right here gone be da new logo for my new sneacker line Air Pimpin… I ain’t like dat ole stank azz Nike logo noways.
124.
littlemamajtb
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
WHO CARES, HE’S JUST LIKE THE NEXT NICCA WITH MONEY, WHITE WOMAN WILL HAVE HIZ AZZ AND HIZ MONEY NEXT THEN LEAVE HIM AND TAKE IT ALL…………BETTA LEARN FROM LIONEL RICHIE.
125.
Boss Lady
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption #1 : Juanita taught me one thing…before I let you take my money I gotta see you pop, lock and drop it!
Caption #2 : Trust me baby girl you arent breaking me off or anything, this face is because I just realized how much Juanita hit me for!!!
Caption #3 : My boy Koby taught me to freak white girls in PUBLIC from now on…that way I’ll have plenty off witnesses….Hola Juanita!!
I got carried away with the whole Jaunita thing but that divorce settlement is all I can think about when I see poor Mike…SMH two times. LMAO
126.
stacy
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
It’s sad that another sucessful black man could not obstain from the tempation, of white women that only throw themself at these blackmen only because they are rich and famous. He had a beautiful wife that was there for him before and after he had, threw the ups and downs. When will these men realize that the only reason the women are throwing themself at them is only for there money.
127.
devilicious
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
” Havent i hit that b4?”
128.
GoldenGirl
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LMBAO @ 125…hilarious
129.
kindanice
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
SMH
Thought we had one…No class. 40 acting like 12 is not sexy.
kind.
130.
GoldenGirl
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LMAO @ 125! Hilarious
131.
tiffany
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Micheal is a 40 year old man, that continue to have bad behavior when it comes to women.his kids are all teenagers, and he should be a shame for acting like a 21 year old. I understand that for what ever reason, is marriage didn’t work. but have respect for your kids, don’t think for once that his kids do not care about the way he is acting. Because we still have to remember that Juanita is still there Mother.
132.
chinababy
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I’m sorry but the girl in the front is straight posing like “HEEEYYYYYYY” and its throwing me off, lol!
But my caption:
Hey Dad, remember that job interview I told you about. I nailed it!
Love,
Carly
133.
K. Funk
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
That does not look like him to me. He look heavier.
134.
Uncle Remus
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Damn the white girls, MJ normally be sharp as hell, and they caught this nigga rockin a white tee.
135.
CaliEsq
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption: “After I broke up with Juanita, I tried to talk to Halle for a bit. Didn’t call me back. Tried to talk to Gabrielle Union. Didn’t call me back, either. So I had no choice.”
136.
Fan001
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Watch him end up in jail for them 12 yr olds
137.
SO THAT DIVA
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LMFAOOOOOOOOO@ 27. Complexndope……Girl, that was a good one. I think you may have just won the Caption contest!
138.
CaliEsq
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Caption: After my divorce, I immediately found out where black spring break was at… and made sure not to go there. If it ain’t snowin’ I ain’t goin’! The only thing a black girl can do for me is show me where the white girls are at! I don’t want another Juanita, I want a young Hillary! You don’t see Bill dropping $150 million! Charles, Quincy, and Tiger taught me that!
139.
JS
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Take dat’ ya Larry Bird lovin’ Mofo’s !!”
140.
JS
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
” Come on Scottie and get some of this white meat!”
141.
Emmanuel
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
White Girl 1: We’re so UNDERAGE!
White Girl 2: Hey 16+16 = 32!
White Girl 1: This is so the quickest way to get paid, will just do the same thing you did to Koby!
White Girl 2: Awesome! We just got to play it innocent!
142.
MsGlassCity
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“yea baby do you feel my hang time”
143.
KooNTa
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Kobe Bryant Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me!!”
144.
Beautifull
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“oh Baby ima hit it all night U KNO>>> Chicago it BuLl Style, YeaH Boiii!”
145.
KooNTa
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Atleast I don’t have a wife to go home to like some other guy……..KOBE!!(in the dave chappelle voice)”
146.
DIAMOND PRNCESS
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
These captions are hirlarlous. Is he forgetting his ex-wife is taking half of his shit? It look like he’ll be in a slump by now.
147.
Carla
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
ooh i luv me some big, beefy, dark brothers. i wouldn’t say no if he tried to rape me, i tell u that for real
148.
YO_MOMMA
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
GIRLS GONE WILD IN CABO PRE-NUT EDITION W/ SPECIAL GUEST MICHEAL JORDON, SNOOP DOG, P DIDDY AND DA BRAT
149.
Lolita
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“This is model behavior for someone going through his mid-life crisis. Shuuu…”
150.
TheMastermind
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Im bored so…here comes random ones…
“In your face”
“MJ can handle the double team”
“2 on 1 is the Jordan specialty”
“Rim Rocker” LOL
“Michael Jordan - Upper Deck”
“Air Jordan”
“MJ still got GAME!”
“Be like Mike”
Announcer Voice: “Jordan Finds the Hole!”
151.
RL
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“See Kobe! this is how you do it”
152.
Jolie
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LMAO @ Complex & Dope!!
Gurl, U said it!!
153.
clarkthink
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Michael Jordan, is suffering from that O.J. disease…YOUNG WHITE WOMEN…! That’s Black man’s kryptonite..!!!!
154.
Darren
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
mike say he single and lovin it
155.
Darren
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
150 million cant stop a pimp
156.
reddnwood
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Cuban Cigar: $400
Kicking Juanita to the curb: $150 Million
Hitting snowbunnies from the back in Cabo without a wife to answer to: PRICELESS”
DAYUM STR8>>>DO THAT DAYUM THANG MIKE!!!
157.
Nikki
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
There’s just no way I’m retiring from this!!
LOL @ #51 and #151
158.
as is
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
In Akon’s Voice:
NO Juanita WANT TO SEE US TOGETHER BUT IT DON’T MATTER NOW CAUSE I GOT U BABES!!!!
159.
sha sha85
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
LOL @ the picture, damn mike!!!
Caption: “Space Jam”
160.
GODs 13th Disciple
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Yeah I agree this nigga looks ridicoulous!
Middle Aged Black men always trying to be and dress like a teenager…
Jordan you too old for this shit…them girls look 15 and you look like a pedophile…..
And Take that damn white tee 2 sizes down!
(Shaking Head)
161.
Blkbuty
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Seeing how the women he got caught (publicly) having an affair with was white…her goes,
“Finally, I can get at white women in public now..”
162.
New_New
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
I see MJ still got, Wish I was Jaunita. I could sure use over 150 million dollars.
163.
s tibbs
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
First of all Mike is 40 so he’s not young. Second of all he looks pathetic chasing after these young girls regardless of their color. Mike is starting to have a mid life crisis. It’s really sad to be able to think people won’t really like him for him but for who he is and what he has. The last couple of times I’ve seen Michael (not at a club) he doesn’t look that happy. In the end he will need viagara like most men in their 40’s and 50’s, so go on Juanita your young man has got years to go!
164.
Ole' Girl
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
caption:SO! Akon did it,to.
165.
ROC
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
@27 YOU KILLED THE CAPTIONS!
166.
Shanelll
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
“Man I know these hoes are young but they better have they fake ID’s in they pocket!”
167.
Ukarema
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
lol this is photoshopped like a mug
168.
Quart
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
Shit, now I don’t have to be undercover. I can get my vanilla fix freak on. Come on girl, shake, shake, shake dat non-booty!
169.
SPRINGHILL
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 /
MICHEAL SAYS:
” I’M GONNA SEX ONE OF THESE WHITE GIRLS TONIGHT, WHO’S YOUR DADDY!!!! RIDE THE BULL!!!!
170.
clarkthink
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Mike says; “these white girls are easier to score on than the Knicks.”
171.
BJ
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
That doesn’t look like Michael Jordan to me. Bad journalism.
172.
Bump
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
….Like Kob’, if I could be like Kob’
173.
SoSad
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Michael says: “At leat this one is for free!”
174.
SoSad
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“At least this one is for free!”
175.
SoSad
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Mike also said: “Stella may have my money, but I at least I got my groove back!”
176.
beth
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
i guess JORDAN gone to star in the next DVD RELEASE OF NIGGAS GONE WHILE THE WHITE WOMAN EDITION
177.
Professional Stan
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“This must be what Akon felt like.”
178.
Nomosoul
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
to #7, havent u heard? The world’s already ended!
I hope thats not him. I couldnt see the ring around his neck. However, if it is him, its a sad sad world. This man has children that are almost grown. He needs to calm his ass down.
Best Caption: “And this is how I developed a taste for white women.”
179.
HollieWooD
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“I wonder how much longer I can run with this whole look like Micheal Jordan thing!”
180.
sweet2u
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
either he’s that tall, or he couldn’t find an ass to grind on. (wondering why it looks like he’s humping her upper back).
181.
memyselfandI
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
I knew as soon as that fool was let loose he would go white. I heard he was in love with some white chick in college but didn’t go there because back in the day it wasn’t cool to be with a white woman and it would have hurt him professionally. Well times have changed, better or worst, you decide. My two cents is black men keep it up you’ll see eventually that white girls and more trouble then they are worth.
182.
Ras
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
U no Its gone cost u a million 4 every inch i take Mr Jordan We take mastercard visa or american express
183.
BashyBoo
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
CAPTION: “YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOU MESSING WITH, YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS I GOT”
184.
Grownazzwoman
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Searching For Misses White Now…
185.
Grownazzwoman
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Nothing Serious: Looking For Misses White Now
186.
windwalker1313
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Asa number of people have mentioned, that probably not Mike. NO ONE is looking up at the scene in the pick! Mike one of the greatest athletes of all time…and NO ONE is paying attention??? C’mon.
But it is still a funny pic of some bro guaranteed to have a good time later that night!
187.
LadyMac
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“Imma show Kobe how you REALLY catch a case!”
188.
fred
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
You wanna be me KOBE? This how you style on’em!!!
#2
He shoots! He scores! Jordan for Two!!!
189.
CaliDremer
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Oh Lawd @ 125. Boss Lady you had me cracking up with that! You won lol. I cant even think of a caption he just looks like my horny uncle.
190.
Soda
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“I told yall Kobe aint got nothing on me, I got TWO of em!!”
191.
Meatloaf
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Caption: The guy in the bottom left corner said, “Damn, I had no idea CL women were so jealous of white women!”
192.
hottsexy and fine
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
He is PATHETIC!!!!!
193.
MsLeenie
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“baskeball aint the only thing Kobe got from me”
194.
texasflava
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“Look mom, I’ve finally got one…a rich black man! Told you I would!” LOL
195.
ND Dona
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“…..MICHAEL BEFORE THE RAPE ALLEGATIONS”
196.
ND Dona
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Caption This:
(White Girls)
Trip to Cabo……. $15,000
Slutty Dress……..S50
Michael Jordan’s DNA in court……..Priceless
197.
TeTe
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
lmfao@#27
this pic does look photoshopped when you zoom in
198.
Tashirea
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
are yall blind? that dont even look like him! besides the fact that they are both black and bald, he don’t even look like jordan! Yall need 2 stop believing everything you see
199.
Drea2006
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
I think he is feeling like he is finally free from his wife. I think he hasnt wanted her tail for years, I could hust tell by looking at them together. Seems like his wife was tellin him that if he left her,m she would take all his money.
200.
SEXY~
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Whats Wrong with him dancing with two white Girls!!!!!! I see thta all the time in the club!!!
201.
JESSICA RABBIT
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
I’m sorry but none of ya’ll comments aint got shit on @27 complexdope.
@191 meatloaf I had no idea you were a moron.lol
202.
Mrs. Johnson
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“Move over Kobe, this rape charge just might stick”
“How to end a career: Featuring Michael Jordan and Statutory Rape Charges”
“I need to see some ID first”
“Where is R Kelly when you need him?”
“At least Akon had a black girl”
203.
Paul
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
” And you guys are sure your not from Colorado right?”
204.
Paul
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“I call this position KOBE sutra.”
205.
dvadoll
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Im free! Im free! Uh, Uh, take that girl, take that!
206.
DivaKai
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
my caption:lol
“NOW THAT JAUNITA DIVORCING ME, I CAN BE FREE TO GRIND UP ON ALL THE A*Z I WANT TO IN PUBLIC, AND I DONT HAVE TO BE AN UNDERCOVER CHEAT ANYMORE”LOL
207.
seanmychaldavis
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“Kobe, eat you heart out…”
“From Wanita to white women…”
208.
Meatloaf
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
201. JESSICA RABBIT said: “…I had no idea you were a moron.lol”
What??? hehe!
209.
Tee
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
THAT IS NOT MICHAEL…YA’LL ARE PULLING A MEDIA TAKEOUT STUNT
210.
nicole
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
thats not michael jordan you must be an idiot to think thats him. look at his face, clearly not michael jordan.
211.
coreycam
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
“Triangle Offence, Baby!!! Phil Jackson taught me this.”
212.
Xtina
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
Are yall sure that’s Michael Jordan? If you look really closely, it doesn’t even look like him. Look at everyone around him. They’re a good 20 years younger than him. I don’t think he would let himself get caught like this in public. If it is him, it’s definitely not a good look.
213.
Man of Steel
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
MJ thinking: “I am going to blow her back out!”
214.
Ari
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 /
BIG MONEY WIT 2 SNOW BUNNIES GOING HELLA DUMMY!
215.
fishandtaxes
Thursday, April 26, 2007 /
thats not jordan, that tat on the arm says it all
216.
fishandtaxes
Thursday, April 26, 2007 /
thats not mike, look at the tats on the wrist. goo
217.
edward
Thursday, April 26, 2007 /
FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
218.
EVE
Thursday, April 26, 2007 /
“HAHA TAKE THIS KOBE!”
219.
bonqucha
Thursday, April 26, 2007 /
watz up yall this ur gurl and dnt goin sayin he humped a gurl lyk akon jus havin fun
220.
hood_shit
Thursday, April 26, 2007 /
Fuck Juanita!
221.
R2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007 /
I love #38’s
38. hb801 said:
——————————————————————————–
“Lets see Kobe beat this…”
222.
Scottie Pippen
Friday, April 27, 2007 /
Even if Michael sleeps with 1,000 different girls a year, this is one Wilt Chamberlain scoring record he will never break.
223.
Scottie Pippen
Friday, April 27, 2007 /
That is Michael . Go to facebook and look up I got cockblocked by Michael Jordan. There are about 11 pics of him at the club acting grimy.
224.
DEA
Friday, April 27, 2007 /
This picture is PS all day.
225.
lily
Sunday, April 29, 2007 /
you blacks are hilarious how you get so offended to see any black star with someone white get over your self esteem issues already..
226.
sexy girl
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I would have divorced him too,after so long when a man does not act his age, but only his shoe size you have to let him go. A woman can only take so much. then he is out in public doing that, he is not only embarrasing himself, but his ex-wife and kids also. I say he should tame it down some and act that way out of the public eye.
227.
Ms.CARAMEL
Wednesday, July 4, 2007 /
O HELL NAW..
228.
PINK is LIFE
Thursday, July 5, 2007 /
Is that even MJ?
Could definitely be a look alike…
229.
judeer
Sunday, September 9, 2007 /
People, People, let’s use our brain. That is not Mr. Air Jordan. #1. check the clothes, even on vacation in a club Jordan would NEVER look like that. #2. the man has too much class to be dancing with his leg up on a girl. #3. The other club patrons would be more intrested. (they are not). #4. A real Jordan fan knows him and I know he wouldn’t wear ragged jeans. Case closed!
230.
lexi boo
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 /
hhahaha ohh boy that micheal jordan..
231.
Ashley Powell
Sunday, November 25, 2007 /
Everybody needs to mind their own business MJ dont give a … about what no one thinks…hes living his life just like everyone else reguardless of weather or not this pic is fake or real..he wipes his azz just like everyone else
232.
Stop Smoking Programs
Tuesday, January 1, 2008 /
Really nice post - thanx for sharing
233.
TYRESHA
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 /
Michael Jordan wat in the world is you doin? dancing all on dat gurl booty liken dat! is you serious. you can do dat to me doe?
234.
Old Man Swagger - Impeccably Hard
Friday, October 10, 2008 /
[...] You know when You go play some ball[||] and there is always that older dude with that nice floor game and bankshot(rhetorical?) and then you see said dude out at the club or some nice bar and dude has a nice young piece with him. That dude is what Michael Jordan has become(sans 300million). I am actually not mad at his Airness for this. I grew up Idolizing the dude(like most mid to late 20’s hoop fanatics), his shoes, his style(now not so much look he needs a stylist), his swagger(even went baldy once) and now more than ever I relate to him. He is just a dude trying to get his nut in like the rest of us, he just so happens to like white girls… [...]
235.
ibadd
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 /
omqee datt is not micheal jordan!
236.
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