C’MON HOTTIE!? MY MAN, MY MANSION, MY MONEY!
Saturday, April 14, 2007

C’mon, Hottie Mess! I think that this is hilarious. Former Flavorette of Flavor of Love (who will also be appearing on Monique’s Charm School, which premieres this weekend on VH1) is in the proccess of releasing a single, titled “My Man, My Mansion, My Money.” With it’s lack-luster production, terribly written lyrics, and hilarious vocals, it’s weak, at best. I really think that is just laughable that these ladies from Flavor of Love really achieve some sort of celebrity after cooning out on this show. Obviously, Hottie cannot sing, and someone’s working with her of the strength of her 15 minutes of fame. But hey, get it how you live… ’cause it looks like she’s doing pretty good for herself.
Hottie - My Man, My Mansion, My Money (full) - download / alternate









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1.
RNB*MJ
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
OH LAWD!!!!!!
JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH LAWD!!!!!!!!!!
This is the music’s murderer!!!
Her name is HOTTIE!!!!!
2.
MsNic
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
She has the right name ’cause “mess” fits so perfectly after it. She can’t possibly think anybody other than her would actually buy her album.
3.
RNB*MJ
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
AND THAT PIC!!!
Did she rob Mattel of all the Barbie hair?
I’m pissed…. this song is horrible!
4.
RNB*MJ
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
And the rapping?
*In my best Jada Pinkett-Smith voice*
LORD TAKE ME NOW!!!
5.
vanessa
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
she is just scary & i want to know what kind of technique was used to attach that THING to her head. its horrible. she could have atleast sprayed some kind of detangler in it.
6.
sOhOLLYWOOD
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
OMG . . . I HOPE THAT NO RECORD LABELS REALLY SIGNED HER! AND OMG . . . THAT EYE!! . . . sOhOLLYWOOD . . .
7.
txsupercutie
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
ROFL @ that hideous HAM of a pic… This is a joke righ? This song is the worst song I think I have ever heard! I didn’t think anyone could sound any worse than Cassie, but then there was Hottie!!! I know she did not start rapping about that nasty chicken she put in the microwave on FOL!!! U can’t do anything but laugh at this mess!
8.
txsupercutie
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
I meant, this is a joke right?
9.
Greg Arious
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
1. The picture made my eyes itch and my balls shiver.
2. The song made my ears cry out for mercy.
3. She sounds like Christina Milian.
10.
Tashirea
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Sad….just sad!
11.
N.O chick
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
COME ON, like who would even take her seriously(she SUCKS), this is the same damn women who tried to cook chicken in a damn microwave.
12.
RNB*MJ
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
#9, don’t insult Ms. Christina Milian.
13.
Sashoy
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Hottie Your a BIG ASS Messsssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!
14.
Greg Arious
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Sorry I detect hints of Ms. Millian in there. Of course Christina sounds a lot better tho.
15.
ashleymichelle
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
OMG!!!!!!
THAT PIC SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
16.
Soliana
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Hehe.lol. Hehe. Ha!
17.
Soliana
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
I would listen to her C.D. Someone else would have to buy it though. Cuz with that money I could get me something to eat.lol.
18.
J. Lewis
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Would ya’ll quit hatin, she is sooooooo fine. I mean look at those eyes (*sighs*)
And vocally she will shut Beyonce down, okaaaaaaay!
I can’t wait til the weather warms back up cause I’m going to ghost ride the whip to this song!!!!
I got jokes
19.
britnae
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
this is soooooo funny but who would anyone from tha bay get on this track…but the beat is nice i like it and as for the singing you be tha judge!!
20.
Cassy
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
oh god its true
she does sound like Christina
only difference is Christina can sing
that song is wack and shes wack
21.
txsupercutie
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
DEAD @ J. Lewis… you got me rolling over here talking about ghost riding the whip to this song, you betta stop!
22.
Shayla
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
terrible hair, terrible face, terrible song….its just all wrong!
23.
Catie
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME. TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE. WHY IS THE MUSIC WORLD A BIG JOKE RIGHT NOW? I MEAN COME ON.
24.
Derrion
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
omg i used to think that she was cute from a distant but since i seen dis damn omg den when i came to the site dat pic popped up im lik DAMN
25.
VETO ALI
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LEFT EYE?????? WHAT THE HELL KINDA FUCKERY IS GOIN ON IN THIS WORLD????
26.
britnae
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
now that i heard it a second time its not that bad…
27.
Jolie
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
ROFLMAO @ dat pic!
Damn, I almost chocked on my food!!
28.
Salty
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
^^^ALL of ya’ll need to stop hatin on Hottie. she’s gonna be the next big thing. Beyonce watch out, hottie will give you a run for your money.
rolmao.
29.
The One
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
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30.
DIAMOND PRNCESS
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
@28 LMAO!
OK I’m actually speechless
31.
BRU-KNOW
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
thats one crazy lookin BITCH…………………….
HOT STINKY LOAD MESS
32.
pimpfoxes
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
she looks like shes on psychotropics
33.
SO THAT DIVA
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
(sound of crickets)
I cant even comment……maybe after the shock wears off.
34.
twintron4
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
WHAT!!!! help us please!!!!! this sound like something Afro Man put out!!!!!!!!
35.
Shana
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
This is probably a joke. Lets HOPE it’s a joke. Ew.
36.
Dominique
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
I didn’t even make it through a minute and a half of this song, I couldn’t take anymore… wow. This is a HOTTIE ASS MESS!
37.
brianna
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
*SMH* UMM IF HOTTIE CAN’T COOK,WHAT MAKES HER THINK SHE CAN SING?
I THINK WE BEIN PUNK’D.
38.
Dominique
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
LOL @34… beacause I got high, because I got high, because I got hi-gh…you have to get high to even listen to this mess…
39.
AngelA
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
ok, why did I want to hit the report abuse button after hearing this mess ?
40.
opinionated
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
The song is not good but with some of the trash that makes it on the airwaves these days I will not be surprised to wake up one morning turn on the radio and find her there…As long as it has a hook that is memorable (which she does) people will listen to it…Too bad she is not from the ATL b/c all she would need is to find a way to lean wit it or walk it out and it would be certified gold…yall know I’m tellin the truth.
41.
miesha
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
dat song is bad.. wat was she thinking! and on da picture is she cross-eyed or is it just me!!???
42.
meese
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
… and the Bay comes crashing down after this song. She RUINED us! lol
43.
Mz.Leesa~Lisa
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Is one of her eyes bigger than the other?
44.
meese
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
ROFL at her website. It looks horrible, her biography is hilarious, and… why is she really trying to sell her “un-chicken recipe”???
45.
vanessa
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
ive come to the conclusion that it is that heavy ass barbie wig she has on that is laying on top of her eye making it look like she has a WONK EYE. i give her the benefit of the doubt.
46.
Kenyanpebbles
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
WHAT!!i keep thinking this is a joke
47.
Kenyanpebbles
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
U-G-L-Y
48.
JESSICA RABBIT
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Ugly as fuck
49.
LC
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
EWW MAN, SHEE NEEEDSS TOO STOPP!
YUCKKKKKKKK, EWWWW, LIKEEE WTFF ISS THISSS.
BIGGESSSTT H-A-M!
LMFAOOO!
50.
twintron4
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
#44, u serious!?!?!?this cooninhofoolniccalame got a website???
51.
.PNG PIMP
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
LOL @ #9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52.
KAYO
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
And what’s sad is…she really CAN
53.
KAYO
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
(sorry about the last post, hit the wrong key)
But she really CAN sing….if anyone can recall on FOL 1 when he had them sing, she sang her ass off….
54.
Chanté
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
That wig. Them teeth. This track. That voice. Bless her heart…
55.
Lili
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
I’m not even going to waste 3 precious minutes of my life listening to her sing….that chick is a damn joke. Did anyone else notice how she’s wearing lighter make-up? Myyyyy goodness. Some people hate themselves so much.
She needs to focus harder when she’s taking pics so that lazy eye isn’t so evident……
56.
K.K
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA is all i can see. Her eyes look like those eyes off those sock puppets you used to glow the eyes on that moved in the direction u held it LOL
57.
SNC2007
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
OMG…GOD SHOULD REALLY SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HER…
58.
Nalu
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
I didn’t know Mattel had a “Deranged Barbie” Too!!??!
59.
RNB*MJ
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
This is the golddigger Diva Kanye was talking about.
60.
TANK
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
IM AT WORK ON A GOVERNMENT COMPUTER AND ITS JUST GOTTEN INFECTED WITH HOTTIE SIMPLEX 10
61.
babyboss
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
I DONT KNOW WHY SHE SAID DAT….U SEEN OL’ GIRLS HOUSE? SPEAKIN OF WHICH BOOTZ HOUSE TOO?????? WTF YO I NEED TO BECOME A REALITY TV STAR
62.
ohno!
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
that sucked sooooo bad!
63.
me2
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Damn shame
64.
Yadiszha
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
She looks like a cross between the altered Lil Kim and Chuckie!~
65.
Peter
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Hell nah, hell to da nah.
I aint even finna click shit to download dis.
Dis just ruined ma damn week.
SHE HAS A DAMN SONG!?
smh.
I`m done.
66.
million$smile
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
LOL … That song has to be a joke
67.
sha sha85
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
*shutting down my laptop*
68.
jessicaspears
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Ok dont throw microwaved chicken at me but…….she had me rockin an poppin when she was rappin *ducks*.
69.
jessicaspears
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Oh damn I just saw her eye!!!! Now yall know that the barbie hair aint the culprit cause her eyeballs is goin different directions (up an down) DAMN lol! An why her face look so ashy? And why do she sound like paris hilton mixed with christina milian? *valley girl voice*
Um whats a prenup?!
70.
Woode29
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
I will not even comment on her song, man those eyes are evil! Those eyes reminds me of that white chick a few years ago from Georgia, she claimed she was kidnapped to keep from marrying her husband…
71.
chacha123
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Well, she must be doing something right because on the Charm school preview that showed the girls at home and work, she has a mansion in Bev Hills and a sports car. I don’t have a clue how she is making money, but she is doing something.
Also, Boots has a nice home too although her mom lives with her and her mom has the better bedroom! Boots bedroom looked like a teen’s bedroom at their parent’s house.
Again, what are she and Hootie doing to make money?
72.
jessicaspears
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Ok I know this is my third post but is she for serious?! Can yall actually imagine people singin along to this song? The melody is so jacked, I mean the beat average and not that bad but everything else.
73.
Kitten
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
#70 I was trying to figure out who had eyes as spooky as Hottie’s and I think you’ve nailed it on the head!!!! GOTDAMN! That song is a mess and Hottie is a damn mess! Ewwww!
74.
Tammy'sGotDimples
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
Weeble Wobbles wiggle but they don’t fall down…
75.
funnylooking
Saturday, April 14, 2007 /
She looks just like Cookie Monster(with the whole one eye up one eye down thing)……..but, UGLY!!!!
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