C’MON HOTTIE!? MY MAN, MY MANSION, MY MONEY!
C’mon, Hottie Mess! I think that this is hilarious. Former Flavorette of Flavor of Love (who will also be appearing on Monique’s Charm School, which premieres this weekend on VH1) is in the proccess of releasing a single, titled “My Man, My Mansion, My Money.” With it’s lack-luster production, terribly written lyrics, and hilarious vocals, it’s weak, at best. I really think that is just laughable that these ladies from Flavor of Love really achieve some sort of celebrity after cooning out on this show. Obviously, Hottie cannot sing, and someone’s working with her of the strength of her 15 minutes of fame. But hey, get it how you live… ’cause it looks like she’s doing pretty good for herself.
Hottie – My Man, My Mansion, My Money (full) – download / alternate
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OH LAWD!!!!!!
JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH LAWD!!!!!!!!!!
This is the music’s murderer!!!
Her name is HOTTIE!!!!!
She has the right name ’cause “mess” fits so perfectly after it. She can’t possibly think anybody other than her would actually buy her album.
AND THAT PIC!!!
Did she rob Mattel of all the Barbie hair?
I’m pissed…. this song is horrible!
And the rapping?
*In my best Jada Pinkett-Smith voice*
LORD TAKE ME NOW!!!
she is just scary & i want to know what kind of technique was used to attach that THING to her head. its horrible. she could have atleast sprayed some kind of detangler in it.
OMG . . . I HOPE THAT NO RECORD LABELS REALLY SIGNED HER! AND OMG . . . THAT EYE!! . . . sOhOLLYWOOD . . .
ROFL @ that hideous HAM of a pic… This is a joke righ? This song is the worst song I think I have ever heard! I didn’t think anyone could sound any worse than Cassie, but then there was Hottie!!! I know she did not start rapping about that nasty chicken she put in the microwave on FOL!!! U can’t do anything but laugh at this mess!
I meant, this is a joke right?
1. The picture made my eyes itch and my balls shiver.
2. The song made my ears cry out for mercy.
3. She sounds like Christina Milian.
Sad….just sad!
COME ON, like who would even take her seriously(she SUCKS), this is the same damn women who tried to cook chicken in a damn microwave.
#9, don’t insult Ms. Christina Milian.
Hottie Your a BIG ASS Messsssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!
Sorry I detect hints of Ms. Millian in there. Of course Christina sounds a lot better tho.
OMG!!!!!!
THAT PIC SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Hehe.lol. Hehe. Ha!
I would listen to her C.D. Someone else would have to buy it though. Cuz with that money I could get me something to eat.lol.
Would ya’ll quit hatin, she is sooooooo fine. I mean look at those eyes (*sighs*)
And vocally she will shut Beyonce down, okaaaaaaay!
I can’t wait til the weather warms back up cause I’m going to ghost ride the whip to this song!!!!
I got jokes
this is soooooo funny but who would anyone from tha bay get on this track…but the beat is nice i like it and as for the singing you be tha judge!!
oh god its true
she does sound like Christina
only difference is Christina can sing
that song is wack and shes wack
DEAD @ J. Lewis… you got me rolling over here talking about ghost riding the whip to this song, you betta stop!
terrible hair, terrible face, terrible song….its just all wrong!
YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME. TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE. WHY IS THE MUSIC WORLD A BIG JOKE RIGHT NOW? I MEAN COME ON.
omg i used to think that she was cute from a distant but since i seen dis damn omg den when i came to the site dat pic popped up im lik DAMN
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LEFT EYE?????? WHAT THE HELL KINDA FUCKERY IS GOIN ON IN THIS WORLD????
now that i heard it a second time its not that bad…
ROFLMAO @ dat pic!
Damn, I almost chocked on my food!!
^^^ALL of ya’ll need to stop hatin on Hottie. she’s gonna be the next big thing. Beyonce watch out, hottie will give you a run for your money.
rolmao.
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@28 LMAO!
OK I’m actually speechless
thats one crazy lookin BITCH…………………….
HOT STINKY LOAD MESS
she looks like shes on psychotropics
(sound of crickets)
I cant even comment……maybe after the shock wears off.
WHAT!!!! help us please!!!!! this sound like something Afro Man put out!!!!!!!!
This is probably a joke. Lets HOPE it’s a joke. Ew.
I didn’t even make it through a minute and a half of this song, I couldn’t take anymore… wow. This is a HOTTIE ASS MESS!
*SMH* UMM IF HOTTIE CAN’T COOK,WHAT MAKES HER THINK SHE CAN SING?
I THINK WE BEIN PUNK’D.
LOL @34… beacause I got high, because I got high, because I got hi-gh…you have to get high to even listen to this mess…
ok, why did I want to hit the report abuse button after hearing this mess ?
The song is not good but with some of the trash that makes it on the airwaves these days I will not be surprised to wake up one morning turn on the radio and find her there…As long as it has a hook that is memorable (which she does) people will listen to it…Too bad she is not from the ATL b/c all she would need is to find a way to lean wit it or walk it out and it would be certified gold…yall know I’m tellin the truth.
dat song is bad.. wat was she thinking! and on da picture is she cross-eyed or is it just me!!???
… and the Bay comes crashing down after this song. She RUINED us! lol
Is one of her eyes bigger than the other?
ROFL at her website. It looks horrible, her biography is hilarious, and… why is she really trying to sell her “un-chicken recipe”???
ive come to the conclusion that it is that heavy ass barbie wig she has on that is laying on top of her eye making it look like she has a WONK EYE. i give her the benefit of the doubt.
WHAT!!i keep thinking this is a joke
U-G-L-Y
Ugly as fuck
EWW MAN, SHEE NEEEDSS TOO STOPP!
YUCKKKKKKKK, EWWWW, LIKEEE WTFF ISS THISSS.
BIGGESSSTT H-A-M!
LMFAOOO!
#44, u serious!?!?!?this cooninhofoolniccalame got a website???
LOL @ #9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And what’s sad is…she really CAN
(sorry about the last post, hit the wrong key)
But she really CAN sing….if anyone can recall on FOL 1 when he had them sing, she sang her ass off….
That wig. Them teeth. This track. That voice. Bless her heart…
I’m not even going to waste 3 precious minutes of my life listening to her sing….that chick is a damn joke. Did anyone else notice how she’s wearing lighter make-up? Myyyyy goodness. Some people hate themselves so much.
She needs to focus harder when she’s taking pics so that lazy eye isn’t so evident……
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA is all i can see. Her eyes look like those eyes off those sock puppets you used to glow the eyes on that moved in the direction u held it LOL
OMG…GOD SHOULD REALLY SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HER…
I didn’t know Mattel had a “Deranged Barbie” Too!!??!
This is the golddigger Diva Kanye was talking about.
IM AT WORK ON A GOVERNMENT COMPUTER AND ITS JUST GOTTEN INFECTED WITH HOTTIE SIMPLEX 10