C’MON HOTTIE!? MY MAN, MY MANSION, MY MONEY!

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C’mon, Hottie Mess! I think that this is hilarious. Former Flavorette of Flavor of Love (who will also be appearing on Monique’s Charm School, which premieres this weekend on VH1) is in the proccess of releasing a single, titled “My Man, My Mansion, My Money.” With it’s lack-luster production, terribly written lyrics, and hilarious vocals, it’s weak, at best. I really think that is just laughable that these ladies from Flavor of Love really achieve some sort of celebrity after cooning out on this show. Obviously, Hottie cannot sing, and someone’s working with her of the strength of her 15 minutes of fame. But hey, get it how you live… ’cause it looks like she’s doing pretty good for herself.

Hottie – My Man, My Mansion, My Money (full) – download / alternate

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211 Responses to C’MON HOTTIE!? MY MAN, MY MANSION, MY MONEY!

  1. SWEETPEA

    IS THIS BROAD REALLY CRAZY OR IS THIS AN ACT?SOMEBODY TELL ME!

  2. Lyra Akel

    #53, that is just what I was thinking. She belted the national anthem out better than some of the people I hear at baseball stadiums today. If our radio was not destroyed by woman who sing “electronically enhanced R&B”, she would probably not be singing this horrible song. However, as #68 commented (and foolishly took back), her rapping is fierce. Did you hear that one line? “The chicken in the microwave was made just for you. Yeah Flav, it was perfect for you.” *Exhales* Also, the other lyrics were not too bad either… they are intended to fit Hottie’s television persona, and I enjoyed listening to them. I very much believe that Hottie did an excellent job on this single.

  3. Lyra Akel

    I just realized… That entire rap verse was an insult to Flav. He deserves it, definitely. Also, New York deserved it. Tengo’s mother appeared so sweet. And who sticks their guy’s wedding ring in their mouth? She is almost as greedy as Hottie with that ring. It was quite a nice ring, and New York still managed to complain about it. However, he should have informed her of the break-up in letter, before the reunion. He is simply trying to attract even more attention to himself. His fan base is gone now. Flav and New York are both egotistical and cynical wanna-be celebrities. At least Hottie does not attempt to hide that quality in her. :)

    P.S. – I hope that Heat’s mother and Yaya find New York one day and take her out. Yaya could beat her with her granny cane, and his mother could just get buckwild on her ass.

  4. Is it me or does her eyes look very crossed in this pic and that mop is tangled nappy and frizzy

  5. DivaKai

    Whatssad is somewhere in America I can picture some chicken heads dancing their a*z off to this song,and singign the lyrics loudly.Sad but true when I can say that it sounds like alot of whats being played on radio anyway!Look at Kelis and Bossy,Milshake and all them other catchy songs (1 hit wonder)! IM womdering why if she has all them credentials she has resorted to exploiting herself as she has on bullshyt reality tv shows.Can you really hope to be taken serious acting like a the Black Paris Hilton?lol Teh dumb girlk routine aint cute on Paris and its defintely not cute on this biatch! lol WOW!

  6. MizzesB

    Okay. Let’s be honest. Tacky she is but,We have heard a lot worse than this. Her voice is not that bad.

  7. greenglo

    This song is pure FIYA!!! Give Hottie a grammy! Girl ‘s overflowing with talent! lol xD

  8. LOL…WTF!! Is this for real? I mean she cant be serious.

  9. wtf was hootie thinkin wen she came on da show wit dat 16inch weave knowin she look a hot mess

  10. WhatIThinkIs

    Well, I like the song. LOL.

  11. neicy

    DAT BITCH IS CRAZY…SHE DONE FELL DA FUCK OFF..FA REAL!!!

  12. neicy

    COCK-EYED BITCH…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME OF YOURSELF FA DAT PICTURE GUL

  13. rj

    THIS CHICK DONT EVEN LOOK HUMAN!!!!!!!!

  14. NINA

    OKAY!
    LETS JUST PUT THE SH*T OWN OUT THERE, THIS SONG IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THAT CHICKEN SHE MADE WAS EATIBLE. AND THE ONLY REASON ANYONE DOWNLOADED IT AT ALL, IS OUT OF SHEER CURIOSITY!!!! I MEAN, LETS JUST KEEP IT REAL!! WE ALL JUST WANTED TO SEE IF SHE COULD SING. WELL NOW WE KNOW! BUT I BET NOBODY IS SURPRISED THOUGH!!!

  15. Andy S.

    I heard it on youtube, and it was so bad that it’s hilarious. SO taking!

  16. lee

    she can sing but she also needs medications (plural on purpose) so…

  17. Steven

    Damn is that picture real? She str8 looks retarded.

  18. Denimn Bruney

    Schatar rox i do’t care what yall\sayyall aint famous she is and i lover frmo schtars biggest fan Denimn Brunet

  19. K-Gurl

    first of all ya needz 2 stop HATIN cuz she is an intelligent BLACK female thatz makin it and she’s obviously doing bigger and better things than ya’ll are. while ya’ll sittin back at ya computer posting wasteful comments that basically all saying the same thing and nothing positive, she’s on TV and in the studio. she don’t care bout wut ya’ll think long as she getting paid and doing HER thing. so if ya’ll was doing ya’ll thing u wouldn’t have that much time on ur hands to sit ya boring behinds back at ya cheap computers and talk smack u wouldn’t talk in her face to kiss up for that bread… now reply 2 that…

  20. chocolate delight

    whats up wit her eyes ewww

  21. alex

    hey i saw some of the video on youtube and if u put down charm school u see her and they show half of it i think its kind of good

  22. sharre

    Wtf was she thinking? This sh#t is terrible lol. Maybe she was was just playing………… I hope she is. Did anyone look at her website saying she has a five octave vocal range “Yeah”

  23. MonkeyShizzle

    Uh uh, dis bitch is on some other type o’ shit, fo real. Anybody see where she said that nappy ass, fake ass, what creature did i kill to get this, lookin wig on her head was extensions that last FIVE YEARS. WTF?! I know good and well she gon get some sense in between then thats gon say, hmm, maybe today i should take this out and stop lookin a damn fool. And that eye? I thought it was gon pop out and attack me! Lord help her.

  24. WANDA.L

    THAT BITCH FORGOT TO SAY MY GONNORHEA DRAWERS.HAHA

  25. WANDA.L

    AND MY STANK ASS COUTURE CLOTHES.THAT BITCH IS A HOT SPICY MESS.

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  28. Bryan Ashford

    I hate reality tv stars, after fucking flavor, is there something they’re expecting? they will NEVER EVER win an Oscar. They’re just crappy people that appear only 5 minutes on the tv screen and that’s it. I hate them! what’s wrong with her eyes? her wig? her teeth? her everything…

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