WHY SO SAD SNOOP? YOU JUST GOT OFF..

Rapper Snoop Dog avoided a jail sentence on gun and drug charges today when he pleaded no contest to the charges.

The 35 year old entertainer, whose real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr, was given five years probation and 800 hours of community service. The charges relate to an incident in October where police discovered marijuana in Broadus’s car while dealing with him over a parking violation at Burbank’s Bob Hope airport.

Superior Court Judge Terry Smerling also ruled that the star must not have any gang members in his entourage (maybe that’s why he’s sad).

Defence lawyer Donald Etra said Broadus recognizes that he has been given a good deal and intends “keeping his part of the bargain.”

I personally believe this woman is made for Reality T.V. Rumors have been going around for the past couple of weeks about a possible reality show. One site said the show was about her search for a new assistant. Word is that was bogus. Starpulse got the scoop for you:

The Style Network is bringing that same Simmons energy to the small screen each week in a series that takes viewers into the compelling life of Kimora Lee Simmons — the CEO of a global brand, and mom to two precocious little girls. Kimora (working title) premieres this summer only on Style.

Professionally, Kimora Lee Simmons seems to have it all. Viewers will get a peek inside the hip-hop halls of Baby Phat, her sister company to Phat Farm that has taken on a very large life of its own. What started as simply a spin-off clothing line has, under the watchful eye of Ms. Simmons, exploded into a global brand that now includes cosmetics, fragrances, home goods, jewelry … even diamond-encrusted electronics. [ READ MORE ]

Also be on the look out for a Concreteloop/Kimora Lee Simmons surprise, you’ll be “poppin.”

According to people.com, Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown has officially listed Eddie Murphy as the father of her daughter on the baby’s birth certificate.

“He’s definitely been named on the birth certificate,” says the source.

Brown, 31, gave birth to the baby girl on April 3. Murphy, who once dated Brown, has said doesn’t know who the child’s father is.

Naming Murphy on the baby’s birth certificate is the latest turn in a saga between the pair. [read more]

Damn can they get a damn paternity test already!! This shit is gonna drag on longer than Anna Nicole’s one..