damn…how wack can you get

137 you are too pathetic. Thats your last comment huh? Yet you kept making another 3 comments till past midnight. Bitch just can’t help herself LOL. an you claim you have a good man and a job. well you obviously aint got shit and you man certainly aint doing you if you have time to be replying to every little comment till after midnight. LMFAOOOOOO. you actions speak for themselves. I gotta go to work now but don’t worry sweety i’ma buy you a nice Beyonce poster just before I go to the office. I’ll come back on here in the evening after work, but I look forward to reading your comments.

oh and for the record, I wasn’t accusing RNB(MJ) of being gay or bashing him if he was. I was just expressing surprise that he is a man because I assumed the opposite. I have no problems with him & I actully find his comments funny as hell. Stop trying to stir shit Melsius…oops I forgot thats what you do best. Keep it up pumpkin x

its in russian. lmao.
B look nice but commercial could b lot better.

WOW I HAVE SO MUCH POWER ON HERE I ATTRACT HATERS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT.THANK YOU NYLAND K. KANKU.AS FOR YOU LASHONDA THE MERE FACT THAT YOU ARE ON THE COMPUTER AT 4 AM STILL THINKING ABOUT ME SPEAKS VOLUMES DUMB PATHETIC NO MAN HAVING TRICK.lAST BUT NOT LEAST LALA. IF YOU WERE REFERRING TO ME ABOUT TELLING COMPTON WHAT TO SAY HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS FUCKING BITCH!

YALL ARE SO PATHTIC SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTERS JUST WAITING TO HOP ON MY COMMENTS.I DO IT ALL THE TIME ON BEYONCE POSTS AND GET ALL THE ATTENTION DRAWN TO ME AND NOT HER.HAHA YALL ARE SOME SORRY INDIVIDUALS.YALL LOVE ME BITCHES!

MY NAME IS MELSIUS,

I SPEND MY WHOLE DAY ON CONCRETE LOOP

I LIKE TO GET ATTENTION WITH AGGRESSIVE POSTS. PLEASE PAY SOME ATTENTION TO ME

I AM A DISGRACE

I LOOK LIKE A STEAMING HOT PIECE OF SHIT

I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO

I CHANGED MY PHOTO BECAUSE MY PREVIOUS ONE WAS TOO UGLY

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

I LIKE TO SIGN ON AS OTHER NAMES TO PROVOKE ARGUMENT

I’M MAD

THANK YOU

Oh how touching someone actually tried to take my name sorry there is just one of me and i do not sign in as other people dumbass.Like I said I have alot of power on this website and I look damn good my man loves me.I changed the picture for my fans out there including you!Buy the way it is spelled M-E-L-I-S-U-S dumb ass.So technically you are not referring to me!LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Exactly my point yall cannot wait to see what I type so yall can hop on it.This post has been officially taken over by me.Whoever does not like it suck ya moomma!

NOW THAT OSCAR MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!!

GO BEYONCE… GET THAT OSCAR GIRL !!!!!!!!!!

OOHH YAY COME ONE MELISUS 1, LETS TAKE OVER TOGETHER. PEOPLE MIGHT LAUGH AT US BUT WHO CARES? WE HAVE ALREADY DISGRACED OURSELVES ON THIS POST SO WHATS TO LOSE. AND WE DON’T HAVE JOBS TO GET TO OR MEN TO FUCK US SO LETS KEEP POSTING AWAY. YIPPYYY. LOTS OF LUV

YOU ALIAS

MELSIUS (AKA MELISUS 2)

YALL IS BUGGIN11111

Damn , Melisus did you go to bed lastnight ? You rolled over and hopped on the net huh ? poor thing, But you have a man and a great job ..okkkkkkkaaaaaayyyy

psycho bitch. keep the posts comming girl. and we know you’re there.with your “man” and your car, big crib, rolexes etc lol

*goes to grab the popcorn*

This is very brandy meets Moesha…..

she seem to be more comfortable doing vidoes and singing than she does on TV talk shows. I think she does have two perosnalities. She seem so shy and timid on TV talk shows.

LMAO @ Melsius. You always have me rolling! You crazy as hell!

@ #115, why would you think RNB is gay? Did he say something to make you come to that conclusion or are you just being mean?

@ #148 Nyland. You know what, you may be right! LOL!

LOL She had 4 lines. Samsung said “bitch, just walk and look cute, oh yeah, make sure the phone is in the shot”. Loved the red shoes though.

Stans don’t bother my head is hurting today and yall already know her ass can’t talk.

Why couldn’t she have at least walked normal in the commercial. Gheesh, everything has to be overly done with her. I didn’t get the commercial, but then again, its not for the US anyways. But congratulations on getting that endorsement.

@ #18 Dumb country chick? Be careful with the name calling because me and Bey are from the same city (the fourth largest city).

Wow, I never noticed how awful her walk is. She looks like she just shit her pants and is walking to keep the poo from sliding down her leg.

i been saying this heiffer got medical issues - she does have multiple personality disorder - her parents are exploiting it not treatin it like they should…

so that was bee, sasha and who? - anyway hope it’s not aired in the US, tired of her wach azz…

@171

I agree. Ughhhh, her walk is nasty and not cute nasty. She do not walk like that on stage, and that’s weird. Looks like she was going to fall down in the casual shot of her. That man was probably scared she was going to fall over on him the way she was walking. She walks like that all the time when she’s not performing on stage, it was just painfully noticeable here. She did that in dreamsgirls too, but i didn’t say anything cause i thought it was a fluke. No wonder when they are walking jayz be leaving her behind. She probably can’t keep up for real.

*correction*
I was refering to Nyland’s post #140 not 148.

LOL I find it soo funny yall keep tabs on this woman I mean damn.You all keep me rolling though with laughs so anyways…

Its all good Melishus!Thats whats up.I just know that when someone states their opinion otherwise the whole board goes haywire.

@ Foxy I hope so!!!

B, u are officially DOING TOO MUCH!

**LOOKING FOR MORE POPCORN…WHERE IS LIZZ WHEN YOU NEED HER**

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ 164

BEYONCE LOOKS A MESS…WHERE IS HER ASS!!!! IT DISAPPEARDED. GUESS JAY AINT WORKIN IT RIGHT.
NOT A HATA…JUS STATIN FACTS! AHAHA
BEYONCE KEEP IT MOVIN. WE ARE TIRED OF U.

Congratulations to Beyonce!
But would that ad actually inspire any1 to buy that phone?………….Wait a minute…HARDCORE STANS!

OH I SEE I HAVE ANOTHER FAN WHOSE TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME.YALL CAN KEEP IT UP CAUSE THE MORE YALL DO WHAT YALL DO THE MORE I WILL DO WHAT I DO.WHAT YALL DO NOT KNOW IS I AM ENJOYING THIS SHIT.NE’ I KNOW YOU ARE NOT TALKING CAUSE YOU ARE NO PRIZE HONEY.NYLAND I AM NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT THEM THEY MAKING ME FEEL VERY IMPORTANT WHICH I AM ON THIS SITE.MY COMMENTS GETS THE MOST ATTENTION THAN ANYBODY ELSE’S.H-TOWN CHICK I KNOW WHO U ARE U ARE ONE OF THE REASON’S ALONG WITH NE’ WHY THERE IS NO CHATROOM SO PLEASE STFU.BEYONCE IS A FUCKING AIRHEAD SHE CAN HARDLY PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER SHE A DUMB COUNTRY BUMPKIN!

LOL, these Bey**** posts are always buckwild. The comment section is spicy as hell, but seriously can we reserve the hate for the celebs, not each other. Melisus, I’m sure Ne’ meant no harm. Just ignore any haters babe, there are some crazy people on this site. Loving your new avatar BTW : ), you’re channelling a bit of Kelly Rowland

?

THANKS TIA LOVE YOURS TOO RIP AALIYAH.

err maybe if Kelly Rowland looks like a swole up, beat up, broke down, no man having, no job getting, raggedy ass, stank Crenshaw ho. Melisus u is a trip hun.

LOL @ 141

LMAO @ 145

LMBAO @146

LMFAO @ 155

ROFL @ 158 AND 159

DEAD @ 180

u have truly disgraced yourself today Melisus/Melsius or whatever other name you like to log in as. LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO.Damn…….I gotta get back to work…..ROFL*wipes away a tear*

@ 182 aka Lashonda. You of all people need not be talking about others logging in under different names/wanting attention/other people’s looks. When you’re beautifult & confident you put your picture on your avatar. When you got something to hide you go around insulting people about their looks with no picture of your own. You clearly are ugly on the inside and out. Lord only knows what you bleached up face must look like. Hater. Like I said Melisus, ignore the haters and do you girl

@ 15

dont know if someone already answerd or not but Im not gonna spit trough al the comments .

The language was Greek its europene

Wow. Ya’ll need to relax LOL! All these comments got me rolling

Ne’ sis, here you go. *passes popcorn*

Yall cant be serious? smh

To whoever is passing out popcorn, I’d like extra butter on mine please.

Angel needs to ban a couple of you wierdos, and you know who u are.

Thanks again Tia_87 I am not worried about these crazy ass people that damn lashonda do not have a life.Most likely she some ugly pimple faced anorexic that feeds off of crackers and water that’s why she constantly makes reference to my body.The funny thing is I am a slim chick that happens to have ass and hips.I tell you these stalkers are crazy.I have a client right now so I gotta go!

Lashonda probably flipping those burgers right about now! LOL

lol lizz too funny…
**eats some popcorn and passes lizz a pepsi**
and TIA_87 what does Ne’ Have to do with you or melisus? I didnt direct any comments to you or her sooooo?

**passes jewel EXXXTRA buttery popcorn and goobers**

Hey Neeeeeeeeeee! You might want to pass the popcorn to me b/c it looks like you about to get dragged into the mix yourself LOL

even in that small segment she still cant act!

As far as Japanese commercials go, that was good. Usually they have stars running and jumping through things on their crazy commercials.

Bey always looks best when she’s toned down. She was pretty in the white t-shirt. All the other stuff is too..much.

hey foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyy
oh lord I hope not I didnt say nuffin to dem.

**passes foxxy popcorn too**

Ne’ since #164 was referring to me then u were also do not play dumb heffer always trying to be slick! *continues to take care of client*

i liked it

its just a commercial

some of you are get’n to technical with it

watch it and keep goin

its just for a cellphone

LOL had a nice little lunch with fiance’ and I see more shits and giggles.Can we all get along though?

No popcorn for me got to watch that figure *smiles*

Cute commercial. Go head Beyonce, don’t let these dumb ass haters get you down. Make that money girl!

Commercial was o.k. and I’m also loving those shoes.

I like Bey’s voice when she talks…its kinda deep but sultry and if you heard it w/o seeing her face-you would still know it was her.

Some of you people are hypocrites…just last week ya’ll was talking about the Imus situation with black women being disrespected and hated on and just to read some of these comments now is sad. SMH.

i stil dont get the commercial but Beyonce is always stayin fly. Those shoes r FIYAH! Bey always lucs great and knows how 2 carry herself GUD LUC BEY!DO DA DAMN THANG!

Are yall really still talking to Melisus? She wants attention, she likes to talk shit because thats all she sees in the mirror everyday. If she even has a thought that she looks good than she really neeads some help because from my eyes and everyone elses she looks like a burnt beat down gorilla. And how does she have a big time job if she’s forever on concreteloop having something to say about Beyonce.People like her hate themselves completely so they aways want to put other people down. And rich people dont have the time to sit on the computer the whole day.Maybe you should learn how to lie before you right one, okay Melisus. Oh yah, this”man” of yours I bety you found on those finding partners websites because I highly dont someone would like you, if you dont believe me look in the mirror agaian.

HEY, LASTEST FROM TIFFANY EVANS FEATURING CIARA

HOT SONG, CALLED “PROMISE RING”

http://www.myspace.com/tiffanyevansmusic

Tisha preach girl, preach. I couldnt of said it better myself. Bitches comin on here makin fuckin alliances as to why they hate B. Get a life, go somewhere, get a man. Who comes on a blog to team up on ppl who support a particlur artist. Yea this commercial is a bit corny, the whole idea of celebrity endorsement is corny in the first life.
Melisus, u ugly bitch, you steady hatin B, but u look like a beat down gorilla.

GIVE ME SOME BLEACH!

HI IM LASHONDA! I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE, FAT, LONELY, UNEMPLOYED AND LOOKING FOR SOME BLEACH SO I CAN BECOME MY FAVORITE WHITE GIRL EVER! BEYONCE KNOWLES! EVERYDAY I CRY AND ASK WHY I WAS BORN A TAR BABY?? I LOVE MAYONNAISE AND KHAKI PANTS SO I NEED SOME BLEACH SO I CAN FIT THE PROFILE.

Hello everyone, this is Beyoncé just stopping through while on my tour. I am currently on a yacht in the Atlantic with Jay.

I am surprised I have so many fans on this site and I must say that I am very disappointed since they all truly believe that this piece of crap of a commercial I did was actually good. I love to take criticism from my fans and not just be given praise for everything I do. Some of you are very scary sounding, for example some girl named Keisha needs to calm her ass down, I don’t really give a rat’s ass about any of you. All the money I get from you retards for buying my awful album that I knew no matter how terrible I made it the fans would still buy it, and the numbers don’t lie 500,000 strong on the first week out. L-O-S-E-R-S! All this money helps pay for my bleaching cream and soon I will be able to appeal to the white fans more as a white woman, which means even more money. That whore Christina Aguilera will be shoved even further out of the spotlight once I am a white woman.

Love to all my dumb fans!

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles

@ 206 & 207

Hi back!!!! We know its you Melisus. Busy with your “clients” I see. LMAOOOOO. Oh n say hi to your man for me too! Luv ya hun. mwahhhhhhh

the commercial was cute

IM wonderin WTF Beyonce did to half the people on this post!! ya may be tired of her BUT FACE IT SHE’S NOT GOIN ANYWHERE NO TIME SOON!!

This has got to be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen!!!..Someone impersonating Beyonce..but the stans vs. haters thing is funny that’s why gossip sites post her to see the reaction because stans get bent outta shape when someone says something that they don’t like about Beyonce..and haters keep posting under Beyonce blogs to diss her to make the stans look stupid every time they respond!!!!..I mean I understand that we are all fans of certain artist but damn its not that serious people call Alicia Keys a carpet muncher but she still my girl you won’t see my writing long paragraph diss to the person who called her names because they don’t like her..please i’m a grown ass woman and so is A.Keys..she do what she do so I respect their opinion and move on..that’s what fans should do because..Beyonce stans clearly don’t know how stupid they look..you guys sound so pathetic on here bringing negativity on someone for making a comment..lol

LMAO I can’t believe you all still studying Melishus. I see her name more than I see Beyonce’.Its pretty funny, maybe she doing it to spark because she sure is hitting yall nerve bad.

I’m out

:d Peace be with you all (and extra peace to those who need Jesus)

shut up you dumb haters, please, b is the best. yep i am a true stan and i am not afraid to admit it. and what?

I agree with #2 the commerical was dumb

Samsung and Suzuki are like the same thing right? Sorry, I don’t know much about these things.

This was my personal favorite Japanese commercial…for obvious reasons:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cQCofKR_lNo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fPLUVLKvSFk

another million for beyonce hooray!!!
is she really a artist
real artists dont do shit like this
she got enough money
she stays strutting her stuff
she stays done up
besides her constant weaves and her skin tones changing everyday im surprised how much credit people give her,,,
how much more can we really take of all this fakeness

this is to melisus, compton chick, lashonda and carla……where would CL be without y’all. Big up to u girls man….i’m lovin the beef, the hating, the stanning…please dont stop

Oh do not worry I am not going anywhere.If it was not for me this blog would be soooooo boring.Just want to make a shout out to Foxxy,Nyland,Lashonda licks carpet and Tia.Also my hater fan club Carla,Lashonda,Is yall serious and Lalala,??? and countless others. I do not know what I would do without yall! Now let me get back to my important life full of success! Toodles!

in JAPANESE what the fuck??

What’s up Melisus! I see you are a star like Beyonce. LOL! BTW, cute pic.

Beyonce gets to act with her favorite person in the comercial! HERSELF! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what bad acting her facil expressions are really bad…..why she was on dream girls and was the leading female character…….I DON’T KNOW???

Thank you for sharing!

HEY THAT COMER… WAS GREAT NEXT U SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE WITH TYRA BANKS………. THAT WOULD B AWESOME