Damn Dude looks like he ate a sour lemon Talk about gas face

holy shit(excuse my language) but gotdamn, i screamed!

Now thats a mess

LMAO .
^^ Most suitable comment .

I am afraid. Very afraid.

can u imagine wakin up to that in the morning? i’d poo on myself!! him and his damn rainbow burn’t complexion… even a burn’t ape look betta than that mug he got.

damn 50 you smell something stank too?

ugggggggleeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Righttttttt……..

I think this post belongs under the WTF files!

”HA, HAHA-HAHA HARRRRR”

DAMN, 50…Why?
Instead of scaring somebody, he is making em laugh…that niggas a CLOWN

Eeww…

Why? I was taken back by this pic!!!

HAM N CHEESE ON RYE

WTF!!!! Gorilla Gone Mad!

Why?

I’m scared, I am definitely sleeping with the light on tonight!

And….. I’m going to go pray so I don’t have any nightmares tonight.

The brother really should’a put a little more thought into how he was going to let the magazine depict him. He looks like an idiot.

when keeping it real goes wrong

I’m number…eff it who cares.. HA HAAAA!!!!!

I don’t give a flip about Fifty.. They should have put Rihanna on the cover.

UMMMMMMM WOWW.. THAT’S ONE FUGLY ASS MOFO. I JUMPED WHEN I SAW THAT, SHOULD HAVE CAME WITH A WARNING SIGN!

What happened to him? omg!

Ohhhh snap! *Jumpz back* …GORILLA UNIT INDEED!

Daaaammmmnnnnn, that is a shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 looks OLD AND C R A Z Y. AIN’T NOTHIN SCARY BOUT THIS PIC…MAYBE STUPID, BUT NOT SCARY.

ANOTHER CASUALTY…

Why ya suprised, yes it is a very very hideous picture but 50 cent is and always was ugly…i dont understand how any woman ever found him attractive…i still havent seen his babymama and would love to see if she actually is decent looking…this just proves when you got money you can have anything…peace

WOW!

dat face is mudering my eyeballs. Way would he do dat, dats scary ass hell. I don’t want to see dis shit again, EVER. ***CRYING***

OMG! idk………a fool i say……a fool i tell ya, a fool !

ewwww….& i know he owns rights to this but I’ve gotta say it…GgggG-UNOT~Nexxt

dayumn thats ugly

Oh man, i am not feeling that cover. Either way 50 is still a good looking man.

that nigga could play Jason in Friday the 13th with that face. DAMN I’ma have nightmares tonite…thanks a lot Concreetloop! lol

Damn thats one scary ass cover…its got to be the scariest vibe cover ive ever seen in the history of vibe..mofo’s gonna be scared to put it on the newstands lol

Now tell me, Why they got this oogly maufucka on the cover? Wit’ his ugly ass!!! This is just terrible!!! Vibe dun’ lost it this time, got this man lookin’ like JJ, from Goodtimes hidden-away, love child. I swear for God almighty, if this fool don’t look like a trogoldyte, one of them trolls, you used to read about when you was little, hiding under the bridge, wating for a toll. I know one thing. If this creature jumped out at me, demanding a fee….I be like Naw playa, I’ll take my chances in the river, then jump mu ass OFF the bridge!!! Vibe better get they shit togther, they is fuckin’ up big time!! First they got Ci-Ci on the cover, lookin’ like a premature exotic dancer, now this?!!!

Damn 50!…maybe you should have invested in some foundation and toner rather than vitamin water.

I recommend some lotion and sandpaper as a deep scrub. I haven’t seem bumps and craters that bad since I worked for the department of transportation!

50, say no to drugs!!!

LOL @ #33

This is one case where photoshop would be most appreciated.

So I clicked over to this and gasped when the picture loaded.

Who the HELL approved this cover? And I’m sure those guys at Vibe take like 100 shots of people for covers and THIS was the best one? They need to get their asses FIRED.

50 is was always an ugly dude, but this mess sho’ ain’t helpin’ his case.

~paq

MsLovely said:
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Oh man, i am not feeling that cover. Either way 50 is still a good looking man.

BITCH GET YO ASS OUTTA HERE!!! IMA DUDE STR8 AS HELL AND I KNOW THAT IS NOT CUTE,… DIS POST IS OFFICIALLY A ROAST!!! LET’S GET IT!!!

Fif is not concerned with all that pretty boy image and all the whole trying to look cute shit.Y’all can worry about that meanwhile he’s laughing straight to the bank with it.

Chea!

is that supposed to scare me?

16. Natalia said:
I’m scared, I am definitely sleeping with the light on tonight!
And….. I’m going to go pray so I don’t have any nightmares tonight.

lol. same here. haha

I wonder if he approved of that photo?! He looks scary & insane at the same time. Brother take it easy.

Wow it’s 4:00 in the morning I cant sleep. And I mos def wont go back to sleep cuase of this pic.

*cause

Man this is rediculous. Get the fool off every other mag cover & website.

He’s mugging like Mr.T up thurr. Somebody Photoshop a Mohawk on his head, they be twins.

“I pity the fool”

CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRTIIIIIIIIIISSSSS

didnt they show him his picture b4 they put it on the magazine damn probably thinks he’s really hot ahhhhhhhhh not. 50 u belong in the jungle were ur another family is they re probably missin u b/coz we dont need u here.

DANG!! I KNEW HE GOT SHOT LIKE 90 TIMES…..BUT IN THE FACE??? DAMN HOMIE…….IN HIGH SKOOL….YOU WAS HANDSOME HOMIE……WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?! (HEH HEH)

FIFTY BRINGIN’ SEXY BACK!!!

SORRY I CANT STOP Y’ALL……….

A LEAST THAT NIGGA DIDNT SMILE WITH THEM BIG MENTOS TEEF.

hmm how Ironic, Get Rich or Die Tryin’ is on. I dont like him but I loved him in that movie.

Fifty is a punk and he is wack. Wasn’t this same dude who kept bragging about “pulling strings” to get his CD to be released the same day as the BET awards on June 26th? The only reason he pushed his album back was because T.I.’s album comes out the following week and between both artists T.I. is definately winning the race when it comes to putting out a better single. Those 2 singles Fifty came out with are garbage, and he knows it. He probably thought that he would be running sh*t when he came back in the game just bacause he is Fifty. Now he’s scared and backpeddling. Nigga please. Sit yo ass down!!!

i bet u all u hoes sayin that he’s ygly would give him some pussy if he came to u

Fifty looks like a mad donkey.!!!!

IT MUST BE UR BODY, CUZ IT AINT UR FACE, GIMME A TIPDRILL! I NEED A TIPDRILL! IT MUST BE UR CASH, CUZ IT AINT UR FUGLY AZZ, I NEED A TIPDRILL, A DOWNRIGHT TIPDRILL! I’M NOT GON LIE, HE IS SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE, SO THEREFORE HE CAN GET IT, ITS 5O CENT MANEEEEEEEE!

THAT ISA VERY DISTERBING PICTURE.

LMAO THAT SHIT LOOKS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww attack of the gremlins!

CAN I GET IT TOO????????

Wow, there had to of been a better shot of this mans face. This cover is horrible…i wouldnt even wanna touch it

Not a good cover pic…Vibe..wtf?

“I don’t see sense in resolving issues with anybody” This is why this man will never be at peace.

Ha Ha, what a mess !

DAMN…that is one UGLY somebitch!!!

uglycent is in the house.i wish he would retire because he is so overrated and predictable

under the heading “25 sexiest stars ” at that

HAHAH! OMG Im crackin up at this pic! DAYUM!!!!

ALL YA CAN SHUT IT CUZ HE HAS TE BEST BODY IN THE BIZ BETTER THE BUST (WHOM I LOVE ) AND LL

Ewwwwwww!

I’m just reading this post to get my laugh on, and you guys did not disappoint. @#68, yeah, and he can’t rap either!

AHHHHHHHH! When they start putting animals on the cover of hip hop magazines?

He is so nasty looking, they really need to start locking those cages to the zoo.

Vibe has a history of just creating f’up cover pictures…I swear…not that 50 is attractive because he damn sure ain’t…but that’s just something I noticed, they could put Halle on the cover and she would looked messed up…new photographer PLEASE!!

He looks like a crack head or something. what happen to his complexion? put some chap stick on your lips also.

DAMN!!! HE IS SO FUCKING UGLY!!!!!!!

tiaanna! youre a hot ho! youre freakin cool!
all the men love ya and the broads wanna be ya!
brian-hot fag!
angel-cajun whale!

79, how rude!

WHY IN THEE HELL DID VIBE MAKE THIS THEIR COVER?!!!

I mean really now…if I was a celeb I wouldn’t even want Vibe to put me on the cover! Most of the time people end up looking good and crazy…

Ya’ll leave 50 alone…he can’t be happy about this ish!

This VIBE cover really shows 25 cents ugliness in all it’s glory omg is he a ugmo!

^ u might have a point

i dont think that he will be happy about this cover in the long run

i cant see Vibe going up against 50 by running this cover against his wishes.

but then again, a battle bt 50 and Vibe would definatly boost sales on both sides

vibe is shady enuff to do it and beefin is all 50 knows (well, beefin and making money)

this is a set up

yall remember when mary took it to vibe over that cover a few years ago

This covershot definitely deserves a “Caption Me” post lmao

fuck face 50 !

holy shit I screamed too, gwadddd:( What a sad day for hip hop…LOL

Ain’t that much photoshop in the world for this cover. I’m gonna blow it up and wear it on halloween

damn ape lookin man gone wild. 5cent looks scary.

damn no amount of make-up or airbrushing cna hide that ugly mug. 50cent is just butt ugly.

Yeah… I no 50 fan, but that 10% of the 4.1 billion that Gleaceau sold to Coca Cola for won’t hurt his pockets. (400 million dollar$$$)

if I do get it at all it will be because of Trey Songz lol…he looks a hot azz mess vibe is trying to get more readers not lose them!

THIS DUDE LOOKS CRAZY AS HELL!!!

YEAH I DON’T HEAR NONE OF YOU BROADS NOW SCREAMING HOW CUTE 50 IS!!!!!MONEY CAN THE UGLIEST DUDE LOOK AIGHT BUT NOT IN THIS CASE LOL!!!!

5 o’clock crack give away?

anyway way hotter than that black bitch spermwhale ANGGEELLL

heyyy go make me some pancakes you ugly fuck!

they should’ve second guessed this one.who want to buy a mag with a creature like this on the cover.see why he made that amusement park shit,he belongs right beside The Hulk

By the way thanks for warning me about this. I will have to be prepared when I open my mailbox in the coming weeks. LOL

ohh shii,i forgot we get VIBE in the mail.gotta warn my mama before she go to the post office@96

as a black person, it kills me to say this…but 50 looks like a damn monkey

Sweet, sweet Jesus. If dis ain’t proof that people under the stairs truly exist. Shouldn’t there be like some kind of limit to exposing us to this type of torture? A human’s face ain’t supposed to look like dat, it just ain’t. I think scienctists need to come up with some sort of creature that has the face of Curtis Jackson, the body of TI, and the sexiness of Joe Camel and I think we could have a new kind of ugly; a prototype if you will. It’ll be a whole new race of people. I think Fiddy being on the cover is befitting cuz in the land of ugly, he truly is king.

OMG i swear 2 god…when i scrolled down and saw that nigga…i screamed

shitty face ass

When I first saw this cover, I gasped silently and my heart pounded a bit. You know…when something gives you a little fright for a quick second LOL. I always thought 50 was ugly as hell. He looks like a dumbass on the cover. He really does look like a guerilla and the pink energizer bunny. I’m surprised no one is really saying anyone is hatin.. I guess it’s just with the females who everyone is praising about.

Yeah, 50 did not get the buzz he expected after the release of “Straight to the bank” and “Amusement Park.” Those tracks are garbage anyway. So he has to get back in the lab and twek the album a little bit. I guess he can’t call the album “SSK” (Sound Scan Killer) anymore.

Wow that all I can say is wow

lol!

NOSE SCRUNCHES UP
EYES START TO WATER
EYES START ITCH
DAMN I’M CRYING
MAN HE IS OOOOGALEEE
LAWD HELP ME

He looks like he just pressed his face up against a window. He look like those monster from Lord of The Rings, what are they called? Uruki?

I see why he aint in to makin’ love, with a face like that he’ll just pounce on you out of nowhere.

He’s falling off. People are getting tired of G-Unit, all of their latest projects flopped and 50’s new 2 singles flopped.

Thank god I was warned, Vibe come’s through the mail and I think I would have went blind at first site. *****eyes are blurry now seeing it on cl******

GGGGGGGunot

OHHHHHHHHHHHH shit shit shit!

my heart is beating so damn fast! im so scared i dont wanna look at it again… somebody take this ape back to the zoo before it causes more emotional damages…

i wouldnt like to be the photographer… LOLOLOLOL

oh my!

ill he looks like an ork from lord of the rings

damnnnnnn… it looks like a fuck*n monkey

ahhhhhh!!

WAS 50CENT EVER IN THE M0VIE “PLANET 0F THE APES”?I COULD HAVE SW0RN I SAW HIS ASS IN IT LMA0.

all yall motha f’as here need to go suck sum diiisck cuz im tired…of yall llaammee asss comments!

50’s album is gonna flop… hard.

poor 50 cent…hahah y’all crackin me up with these comments

He looks like hes trying to take a rude dump

what in the fuck?

not cute

50 looks like he just wants to bust out and say “WHAT’S THAT SMELL”!!

*Screams like the chick in Psycho and relentlessly pulls hair out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
What the hell, and who the hell idea was this to put a beast on the cover. *Grabs Chest* Dear God!!!
That person first needs to be smacked really hard, then fired ASAP. And not hired by any other major editoral magazine ever again.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

u kno vibe aint sellin shit wit dis cover…LOL….its scared da hell out of mi little sista …OMG SHE JUMPED AND FELL BECKWORDS…I WAS DYIN…50 y u gotta do dat to de kids mayne…

dats a face dat not even his momma could love..

61. small fish dirty water said:
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Your avatar almost caused me to have a stroke. Now that Sh** is Scary!!!!

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

i was frightened when i scrolled down the page, what the hell?

oh what am i saying..this is the sexiest i’ve seen him. his handsomeness radiates from the page…

ALL OF YOU ARE SOME DUMB A–HOLES!!AND YA LUCKY I CAN’T CUSS YA IGNORANT JEALOUS BROKE BEHINDS OUT!!WHEN ARE YOU HATERS GONNA LEARN TO SHUT THE F*CK UP AND STOP HATING ON CURTIS!HE DON’T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE HE IS FILTHY RICH HOES!SO GO COP THAT SEPT.4,2007 LIKE A HATER WILL ALWAYS DO. AND HE JUST WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BANK WITH A $400 MILLION DOLLAR CHECK FROM HIS VITAMIN WATER .SO KEEP TALKING AND HATING,AND SMOKING CRACK!!

BYE BYE ROCK STAR THIS WEBSITE IS WEAK AS HELL LIKE ALL OF U.

127, how much of that “$400 million” did you get from 50? NONE

You just won the STFU Award (Shut The F*ck UP) for caring too much about a celeb who could give a flyin’ fart about you. Congrats.

damn he look like a thugged out ninja turtle

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamn that nigga’s ugly. He should’ve auditioned for planet of the apes or at least took some pepto bismal for his stank ass

Love me so 50, but i’ll be if i didn’t say good googly moogly when i saw this photo.

He looks like a total idiot

wat the?? he know he should not approved that…eww

Looks like 50’s got a lot of “oooo-oooo” in his family!

I don’t particularly care for most rap music that is being aired nowadays; however, I admire his acumen pertaining to business matters.
He is much more of a jokester than a gangster and he told us he is trying to get RICH. Plain and simple, thats his Modus Operandi folks!!

I think I help add to the equation since I drink his high fructose corn syrup laden Formula 50 Vitamin Water, much to the dismay of my personal trainer.
I really just love his body!! Make that money 50, but tone down the lyrics and petty “beefs”. Isn’t he a bit old for that nonsense??

I just heard his song How to Rob and I LOVE IT!!

50 is a fucking goon!

He looks like those black men in that old racist ‘Birth of a Nation’ movie.

I don’t know why people on here are shocked by this pic….this is how he always look. Their, just isn’t any retouching in this photo.

I’m sure with that 400 million he made with his vitamin water being sold,he can buy him a new face.

Looks like SWSNBN’s *’Day cover.

If that was the best pic they had to put on the cover i would hate to see what the others looked like.

oye! tu fea!

127 IS OBVIOUSLY IN 50′S CAMP. SEE, I TOLD YAW THEY COME ON HERE READING SHIT…AND THEY GET PISSED TOO WITH ALL THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS…AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHY I DONT MAKE NEGATIVE COMMENTS WHEN SHUG KNIGHT IS ON A POST. I BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR.

lol

I see why its called Gorilla Unit!lol j/p I know thats bad to say but he know that is not good look!

hmmmmm…..feels like a lost terry crews(everybody hates chris) photo if you ask me.

I would let my face be released to the public on vibe lookin like dat!! He looks like a fuckin ape, Im not afraid of em mos def!

LOL AT NUMBER 74

Damn! Why is he so frikken ugly!!?!?!?!?!

Daayyumm - dat nigga looks like Michael Clark Duncan’s stunt double in “Planet of the Apes.”

Downgrade!!! Tip drill urgently needed. 50 is an asshole. Huever supports G-Unot say Ay!

#135 - You are so on point.

How to Rob was the first song I ever heard from 50, and it was clear then that he was a smart business man and knew how to play the game. He had instant celeb status because all of the people in the game that was hot at the time was talking about his “diss” record, because they were on it. Free publicity — getting known to the artists and the public at the same time. And it was funny.

Just like this picture….all over the net, people talking about how bad he looks. C’mon now, he controls what image they use, he made the face. He has a similar “ugly” mug for blender.

And he keeps the “beefs” and foolishness going because it is part of his business strategy… it’s been working for him. It’s never REAL beef, just keeping his name in the streets. But he is making BIG moves on Wall Street. Caking it up. Just earned $400 million with the vitamin water sell. He’s flipping the house he bought from Mike Tyson and will probably get about $20 mil - 5 times what he paid a few years ago.

I don’t think he ever intended to release his album in June, but it was around award show time so he is headlining MTV and BET - his ground for his music.

Love him or hate him… he truly is laughing all the way to the bank.

Can’t knock his business hustle.

50 just looks ridiculous in this pic, almost as ridiculous as the Lyrics to “Amuesment Park”

I am speechless!

Somebody looks a little GASY. Tums perhaps would do the trick……

Scary.

OMG that’s scray! WDF is Shakira doing in an issue of Vibe…?! Is Vibe becoming the ‘zine version of BET’s ol washed up ass…?

G-0-rilla!!

im gonna have nightmares tonite fo real.

DAYUM!! Y’all need to put up a warning on sh** like that!!!! That scared the crap outta me!!!

WHY N DE HELL DID THEY LET HIM TAKE DAT DAMN PICTURE IT LOOK LIKE HE JUST GOT FINISHED HTTIN DA CRACK PIPE LIKE POOKIE N NEW JACK CITY OR HE TAKIN A MEAN SHIT

This picture is not a good look, but I think that’s what they were aiming for. 50 isn’t what most would consider handsome, but he is attractive. His body is CRAZY!!! 50 looks like he can put it DOWN!

Anywho, 50 just made $400 million from his investment in Vitamin Water…so congrats to him for being such a smart business man.

i think i just herd the sound of blind children crying……

holy crap what type of picture is that of 50????….damn, someone is trying to be funny with at shot they took of him…..

Gorillas in the Mist!

If he was looking to look scary he did a damn good job, because I’m scared. LMAO!!!

awwwwwwwwwww!

why why why!! Fiddy is a “buttahead”! he is fine….well er’thing but his head! dang he is not cute!!!! But his body is on point!

and even when the pictures edited.. PLEASE 50 STOP FRONTIN

I just ran across my Dec 2006 Vibe with Eminem & 50 on the cover & he pretty much looks the same. It’s just a much smaller photo. LMAO

HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE ITS MAKING A SERIOUS ATTEMPT TO SWALLOW ITSELF.LMFAO

I didn’t know something that ugly would be produced on this planet.

His mother is probably trying to figure out what went wrong genetically with his appearance.

TOO MUCH HYPE…. WAY TOO MUCH. And that pic ain’t doing shit 4 him. Who was the photographer? Fire him.

yall hoes need to leave daddy worebucks a.k.a jay-z outta of this with yall broke ass

wow.
he looks like one of the flying monkeys from the wiz.

yikes

This pic is hilarious…Ya’ll comments have made my day!!

50 cent is fuken mint

fuk all u guys 50 cent is mint

HE ONLY DID THIS TO HAVE PEOPLE TALKIN ABOUT IT …50 AINT STUPID …LESS THEY DOIN THIS WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION …

GO BUY “CURTIS” SEPT. 4

VIbe is out to Get 50, please dont forget this is the SECOND time they have done this. The last cover he said it himself, it was a bad move… This is another one…

WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!