ARE THEY ON CRACK QUOTES: R.KELLY EDITION

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Every once in awhile I come across a quote from a celeb and I say, “WTF was he/she smoking??” Check out what R.Kelly said in the recent issue Hip-Hop Soul:

My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now.

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I’m sorry, but I’m just wondering why the hell his ass hasn’t been on trial yet.

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171 Responses to ARE THEY ON CRACK QUOTES: R.KELLY EDITION

  1. That was quoted from “Crack Chronicles” Volume 1, 2nd edition.

  2. Tammy

    I love Kellz music,but he have fell off with some of those songs in the past few yrs.

  3. blackisbeautiful

    ha ha tha quote has been everywhere Kells baby you went too far..lol

  4. Lovely

    Shyt u and me both Angel. Someone throw this fool back in da closet.

  5. R.Kelly is cracking up from the possibilty of going to jail…..

    The Brother in the Illinois State Penitentiary are waiting to have a meeting with Mr.Kelly for raping young black girls..

    I just hope that no one in prison starts
    “Feeling on His Booty”

  6. DIAMOND PRINCESS

    How the hell he’s going to class himself to Martin Luther King.

  7. parks68110

    He the Michael Jackson of our Time..Damn Pedophile.. And Yes I agree why this negro aint in jail yet..Pissing on people and shit…Ughhhhh

  8. Quiche-A

    As I recall, Ali, Marvin Gaye and MLK did not have sex tapes floating around with themselves having sex with minors. So, um, R, try again!

  9. KI KI

    SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP YA D*M MOUTH SHUT!!!!!!! I MUST ADMIT DUDE MAKES GOOD MUSIC BUT HE’S FALLING OFF QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Anience

    I disagree despite his personal issues you have to give kellz his props When has he ever fell off on songs he has did in the past? To my knowledge all of his songs have been hits??? This man musically is the bomb and he is always comming out with the hottest songs… So no I dont agree with his personal problems but who doesnt have personal issues in life? I mean it just happens to be that he is famous and his stuff is going to be public.. I cant wait until double up comes out next week I will be getting it lol

  11. Quiche-A

    Oh and Angel La…today is my birthday!

    Can I get that KLS giveaway now???

    LOL

  12. LMAO @ the majority of the votes being “why isn’t he in jail?”, that’s what I voted too!! :)

  13. #8. The same way SWSNBN did.

    R.Kelly is full of himself because he hasn’t gone to jail yet. So he’s turning into a cocky young lad. I blame the consumers.

  14. Sexsysistah

    He is losing his mind!

  15. He has some nerve! How egitistical can you be R. Kelly??

    Some people NEED to go to jail for a minute to get a dose of reality. Him and Paris Hilton need to be sweatin in a cell somewhere to think about the (ahhem, FOUL) parts that they have played in the Universe.

  16. kcool

    Agree with everything u said @ #11

  17. Have Not Thought Of A New User Name

    @14

    What dose SWSNBN stand for?

  18. IT DONT MATTER, HE IS THE BEST AND NO ONE CAN ARGUE WITH THAT!

  19. Tammy

    @ 18 she who shall not be named AKA Beyonce

  20. R Kelly is nowhere near a “genius”, he has talent but is very very repetitive, and did nothing near what Marvin Gaye and Bob Marley did.

    And I believe pedophiles and rapists should be castrated, yeah I said it, sue me.

  21. R.Kelly wrote some great songs !

    This is one of my favorites

    PISS ON YOU by Dave Chappelle
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkV7jAhDnRg

  22. taji

    While I agree R. Kelly is talented (although his music has not been up to par lately), he is not a prolific artist like Bob Marley and Marvin Gaye. I’m going to have to excuse his comment on comparing himself to the late great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. because his brain must be on overload with all of the problems he is facing. I honestly believe he is a great songwriter and once he drops all of this music with no substance and the same humdrum subject matter I will definitely start listening and enjoying his work again.

  23. WTF….. HE IS CRAZY. HE NEEDS HELP. I HOPE HE GOES TO JAIL SOON SO HE CAN THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HIS DONE AND THE STUPID STUFF THAT HAS COME OUT HIS MOUTH……

  24. BASHYBOO.. YOU CRAZY IT IS NOT ALL THAT. WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR THE COMMUNITY? TO COMPARE YOURSELF TO ICONS, INSPIRATIONS IDOLS.. PLEASE… THE MUSIC AINT ALL THAT, EVEN IF HE WASNT A PERVERTED WHACK JOB FREAK. I BET HE GONNA GET RAPED IN JAIL. AND THE GUARDS WILL BE SINGIN, “I DONT SEE NOTHING WROONG.. WITH A LIL BUMPED BEHIND.”

  25. Everytime i see kellz, he just looks so guilty to me. i just can’t stand him but i still love his music. SMH, damn.

  26. Ludacris doing good in my city we are ver proud of him….. R.Kelly is the only dude i know walking free after fucking kids and pissing on them and they say we a messed up soicty im starting belive them…. Tyra is really gettting on my nerves im glad she loves herself but damn to much loving can make a bitch feel sick…

  27. CHANTE.. I AGREE.. CASTRATE HIM AND THEN PISS ALL OVER HIM. SEE HOW THAT FEELS.

  28. yabaybgurl

    I dont understand y he gives his self so much credit he makes good music but dayum can we b humble?

  29. His music WAS good…I will play some Honey Love, Sex Me, and Twelve Play to this day…his new shit is garbage to me now…
    The only people that like it are the ones who don’t know what real R&B is..or what it’s supposed to be.

  30. yabaybgurl

    I dont understand y he gives his self so much credit he makes good music but dayum can we b humble he look like tha black mask of zorro i dont undastand y he wears that he looks a mess

  31. He needs to stop smoking that stuff.

  32. Diva_Style said:
    ——————————————————————————–

    BASHYBOO.. YOU CRAZY IT IS NOT ALL THAT. WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR THE COMMUNITY? TO COMPARE YOURSELF TO ICONS, INSPIRATIONS IDOLS.. PLEASE… THE MUSIC AINT ALL THAT, EVEN IF HE WASNT A PERVERTED WHACK JOB FREAK. I BET HE GONNA GET RAPED IN JAIL. AND THE GUARDS WILL BE SINGIN, “I DONT SEE NOTHING WROONG.. WITH A LIL BUMPED BEHIND.”

    Bill Said:

    Bubba is going to be “Feeling on His Booty”

    Feeling on your booty remix R.Kelly Curtis and Sean
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfGAMu2g8Tk

  33. I def think Kells is a legend in the making. He been putting out hits for like 16 years. But to compare himself to MLK or Ali is kinda crazy, lol.

  34. R. Kelly is a great songwriter and aritst, not as strong as he used to be, so NOW that quote is LAME!! if he said that a couple of years ago, we might have taken that shit, but after pissing on girls and shit, no one’s interested.

  35. 12 Play is my shit to this day!!!

  36. To bad R.Kelly is a Pedophile

    Step in the Name of Love was my jam.

    R. Kelly-Step In The Name Of Love
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LjgxXCsRek

  37. This fool’s lips are still burning from the crack pipe.

    There is no way in the world that any one of those ppl that HE classed himself with, would be seen in public walking around with a fucking ripped up blk T-shirt made to look like a Zorro mask.

    He is really smoking!

  38. ..And Y’all KNOW you love you some HAPPY PEOPLE !!!!

    R. Kelly-Happy People
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbKFoUhBRPs

    * R. Kelly made some BAD records !

  39. bellefemme27

    Martin Luther King must be tossing & turning in his grave about that comment.

  40. You can’t deny this was the jam !!!

    Ignition (Remix) R. Kelly
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aSVd9TD-E4

  41. Chelly #34, i agree, he’s a legend in the making, but right now, where the shit he’s putting out is WACK, comments like that are dumb as fuck. i think the new cd will be trash.

  42. Such a waste of Potential…This Song is a Classic !

    i believe i can fly
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY2Hp6KhGf4

  43. RC

    I can’t believe this bullshit was on the cover of the Chicago Sun Times this morning. I refuse to believe that someone could actually say that and truly mean it- Even the “king of R&B” Bobby Brown couldn’t smoke enough crack to come up with that one. So giving him that kind of attention for saying some more dumb shit makes no sense to me . I mean, who really has a stick up their ass that much? He might as well as compared himself to Jesus.

  44. jail bird productions> introducing R.Kelly remixes.
    12 play = 12 guys to play with.
    when a womans fed up = feels like a womans head, what?
    i believe i can fly = i believe its a guy.
    down low = down low, oooh right there.
    in the closet = out the closet.
    im a flirt = I wear a skirt.
    bump and grind = bumped behind

  45. ignition = submission
    you remind my of my jeep = why you behind me while i sleep?

  46. He was done for me when the double R CD came out…everything else after that was ok…I like some of Chocolate Factory and some of TP2…but it ain’t like that 90′s R Kelly!!!

  47. step in the name of love = step in the shower for booty love.
    bet he want some soap on a rope.

  48. is he crazy insane or insane crazy?

  49. BAM BAM

    @ #18 HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF A USER NAME

    SWSNBN = BEYONCE

  50. DIAMOND PRINCESS

    @47 true that aint nothing like that 12 play album.

  51. BAM BAM

    She
    Who
    Shall
    Not
    Be
    Named

  52. BAM BAM

    Nucca lookin like The Mad Masked Pisser.

  53. Lina

    And now he got his wife saying stupid stuff on his behalf as well…check out essence.com. She had the nerve to say that wasn’t him on the tape and she wouldn’t even view the tape! she know she saw her husband and the father of her children walk up to the camera and adjust it several times before he “released” on a LITTLE GIRL and then handed her a towel. He married a 15 year old…he is SICK and needs to be punisihed!

  54. diva_style
    lol…
    you need jesus !!!

  55. I think Huey from the the Boondocks said it best…

    “What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is not one of those men! We all know the nigga can sing! But what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder… but don’t pretend like the man is a hero! …And stop the damn dancin’! Act like you’ve got some Goddamn sense, people! Damn! Done playin around here…”

  56. LeeANAL

    I bet more than half of ya’ll dudes have messed with or is messing with a minor! I remember when I was a growing teen hella older men in their early 20′s to early 30′s and older sometimes tried they darnest to get with me. And now since Kells did what he did evryone man pitty him. GET REAL. Second that lil girl was workin alomst better than me 14 yaers old she ain’t no lil girl she has been juicin for a minute. R can’t compare himself to non of those lega=ends but he darn sure paved his own way!
    -The End

  57. LOL Diva_style!

    Co-sign #47, I was just lissenin to ”I cant sleep”… Wow, i miss the 90′s!

  58. no, he need jesus. or he think he jesus.

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