ARE THEY ON CRACK QUOTES: R.KELLY EDITION
Thursday, May 17, 2007

Every once in awhile I come across a quote from a celeb and I say, “WTF was he/she smoking??” Check out what R.Kelly said in the recent issue Hip-Hop Soul:
My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now.
[SOURCE]
I’m sorry, but I’m just wondering why the hell his ass hasn’t been on trial yet.








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1.
blk dds
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
That was quoted from “Crack Chronicles” Volume 1, 2nd edition.
2.
Tammy
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I love Kellz music,but he have fell off with some of those songs in the past few yrs.
3.
blackisbeautiful
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
ha ha tha quote has been everywhere Kells baby you went too far..lol
4.
Wonder Women aka Tam
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
That man seriously needs to Sit His A** Down.
5.
Lovely
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Shyt u and me both Angel. Someone throw this fool back in da closet.
6.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
R.Kelly is cracking up from the possibilty of going to jail…..
The Brother in the Illinois State Penitentiary are waiting to have a meeting with Mr.Kelly for raping young black girls..
I just hope that no one in prison starts
“Feeling on His Booty”
7.
DIAMOND PRINCESS
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
How the hell he’s going to class himself to Martin Luther King.
8.
parks68110
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
He the Michael Jackson of our Time..Damn Pedophile.. And Yes I agree why this negro aint in jail yet..Pissing on people and shit…Ughhhhh
9.
Quiche-A
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
As I recall, Ali, Marvin Gaye and MLK did not have sex tapes floating around with themselves having sex with minors. So, um, R, try again!
10.
KI KI
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP YA D*M MOUTH SHUT!!!!!!! I MUST ADMIT DUDE MAKES GOOD MUSIC BUT HE’S FALLING OFF QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!
11.
Anience
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I disagree despite his personal issues you have to give kellz his props When has he ever fell off on songs he has did in the past? To my knowledge all of his songs have been hits??? This man musically is the bomb and he is always comming out with the hottest songs… So no I dont agree with his personal problems but who doesnt have personal issues in life? I mean it just happens to be that he is famous and his stuff is going to be public.. I cant wait until double up comes out next week I will be getting it lol
12.
Quiche-A
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Oh and Angel La…today is my birthday!
Can I get that KLS giveaway now???
LOL
13.
Chanté
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
LMAO @ the majority of the votes being “why isn’t he in jail?”, that’s what I voted too!!
14.
complexndope
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
#8. The same way SWSNBN did.
R.Kelly is full of himself because he hasn’t gone to jail yet. So he’s turning into a cocky young lad. I blame the consumers.
15.
Sexsysistah
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
He is losing his mind!
16.
MONI4
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
He has some nerve! How egitistical can you be R. Kelly??
Some people NEED to go to jail for a minute to get a dose of reality. Him and Paris Hilton need to be sweatin in a cell somewhere to think about the (ahhem, FOUL) parts that they have played in the Universe.
17.
kcool
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Agree with everything u said @ #11
18.
Have Not Thought Of A New User Name
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
@14
What dose SWSNBN stand for?
19.
BashyBoo
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
IT DONT MATTER, HE IS THE BEST AND NO ONE CAN ARGUE WITH THAT!
20.
Tammy
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
@ 18 she who shall not be named AKA Beyonce
21.
Chanté
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
R Kelly is nowhere near a “genius”, he has talent but is very very repetitive, and did nothing near what Marvin Gaye and Bob Marley did.
And I believe pedophiles and rapists should be castrated, yeah I said it, sue me.
22.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
R.Kelly wrote some great songs !
This is one of my favorites
PISS ON YOU by Dave Chappelle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkV7jAhDnRg
23.
taji
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
While I agree R. Kelly is talented (although his music has not been up to par lately), he is not a prolific artist like Bob Marley and Marvin Gaye. I’m going to have to excuse his comment on comparing himself to the late great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. because his brain must be on overload with all of the problems he is facing. I honestly believe he is a great songwriter and once he drops all of this music with no substance and the same humdrum subject matter I will definitely start listening and enjoying his work again.
24.
MRSFERG
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
WTF….. HE IS CRAZY. HE NEEDS HELP. I HOPE HE GOES TO JAIL SOON SO HE CAN THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HIS DONE AND THE STUPID STUFF THAT HAS COME OUT HIS MOUTH……
25.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
BASHYBOO.. YOU CRAZY IT IS NOT ALL THAT. WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR THE COMMUNITY? TO COMPARE YOURSELF TO ICONS, INSPIRATIONS IDOLS.. PLEASE… THE MUSIC AINT ALL THAT, EVEN IF HE WASNT A PERVERTED WHACK JOB FREAK. I BET HE GONNA GET RAPED IN JAIL. AND THE GUARDS WILL BE SINGIN, “I DONT SEE NOTHING WROONG.. WITH A LIL BUMPED BEHIND.”
26.
imnotcrazy
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Everytime i see kellz, he just looks so guilty to me. i just can’t stand him but i still love his music. SMH, damn.
27.
Tazz1504
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Ludacris doing good in my city we are ver proud of him….. R.Kelly is the only dude i know walking free after fucking kids and pissing on them and they say we a messed up soicty im starting belive them…. Tyra is really gettting on my nerves im glad she loves herself but damn to much loving can make a bitch feel sick…
28.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
CHANTE.. I AGREE.. CASTRATE HIM AND THEN PISS ALL OVER HIM. SEE HOW THAT FEELS.
29.
yabaybgurl
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I dont understand y he gives his self so much credit he makes good music but dayum can we b humble?
30.
Mz Coko
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
His music WAS good…I will play some Honey Love, Sex Me, and Twelve Play to this day…his new shit is garbage to me now…
The only people that like it are the ones who don’t know what real R&B is..or what it’s supposed to be.
31.
yabaybgurl
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I dont understand y he gives his self so much credit he makes good music but dayum can we b humble he look like tha black mask of zorro i dont undastand y he wears that he looks a mess
32.
MJ*RNB
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
He needs to stop smoking that stuff.
33.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Diva_Style said:
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BASHYBOO.. YOU CRAZY IT IS NOT ALL THAT. WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR THE COMMUNITY? TO COMPARE YOURSELF TO ICONS, INSPIRATIONS IDOLS.. PLEASE… THE MUSIC AINT ALL THAT, EVEN IF HE WASNT A PERVERTED WHACK JOB FREAK. I BET HE GONNA GET RAPED IN JAIL. AND THE GUARDS WILL BE SINGIN, “I DONT SEE NOTHING WROONG.. WITH A LIL BUMPED BEHIND.”
Bill Said:
Bubba is going to be “Feeling on His Booty”
Feeling on your booty remix R.Kelly Curtis and Sean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfGAMu2g8Tk
34.
Chelly
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I def think Kells is a legend in the making. He been putting out hits for like 16 years. But to compare himself to MLK or Ali is kinda crazy, lol.
35.
A Dot is haaawwwttt shit & laughs @ coffee fuckery and play cousin Ne' Ne' IS DEAD TO ME!!
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
R. Kelly is a great songwriter and aritst, not as strong as he used to be, so NOW that quote is LAME!! if he said that a couple of years ago, we might have taken that shit, but after pissing on girls and shit, no one’s interested.
36.
Chelly
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
12 Play is my shit to this day!!!
37.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
To bad R.Kelly is a Pedophile
Step in the Name of Love was my jam.
R. Kelly-Step In The Name Of Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LjgxXCsRek
38.
blk dds
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
This fool’s lips are still burning from the crack pipe.
There is no way in the world that any one of those ppl that HE classed himself with, would be seen in public walking around with a fucking ripped up blk T-shirt made to look like a Zorro mask.
He is really smoking!
39.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
..And Y’all KNOW you love you some HAPPY PEOPLE !!!!
R. Kelly-Happy People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbKFoUhBRPs
* R. Kelly made some BAD records !
40.
bellefemme27
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Martin Luther King must be tossing & turning in his grave about that comment.
41.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
You can’t deny this was the jam !!!
Ignition (Remix) R. Kelly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aSVd9TD-E4
42.
A Dot is haaawwwttt shit & laughs @ coffee fuckery and play cousin Ne' Ne' IS DEAD TO ME!!
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Chelly #34, i agree, he’s a legend in the making, but right now, where the shit he’s putting out is WACK, comments like that are dumb as fuck. i think the new cd will be trash.
43.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Such a waste of Potential…This Song is a Classic !
i believe i can fly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY2Hp6KhGf4
44.
RC
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I can’t believe this bullshit was on the cover of the Chicago Sun Times this morning. I refuse to believe that someone could actually say that and truly mean it- Even the “king of R&B” Bobby Brown couldn’t smoke enough crack to come up with that one. So giving him that kind of attention for saying some more dumb shit makes no sense to me . I mean, who really has a stick up their ass that much? He might as well as compared himself to Jesus.
45.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
jail bird productions> introducing R.Kelly remixes.
12 play = 12 guys to play with.
when a womans fed up = feels like a womans head, what?
i believe i can fly = i believe its a guy.
down low = down low, oooh right there.
in the closet = out the closet.
im a flirt = I wear a skirt.
bump and grind = bumped behind
46.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
ignition = submission
you remind my of my jeep = why you behind me while i sleep?
47.
Mz Coko
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
He was done for me when the double R CD came out…everything else after that was ok…I like some of Chocolate Factory and some of TP2…but it ain’t like that 90’s R Kelly!!!
48.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
step in the name of love = step in the shower for booty love.
bet he want some soap on a rope.
49.
AaliyahsBabyDaddy
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
is he crazy insane or insane crazy?
50.
BAM BAM
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
@ #18 HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF A USER NAME
SWSNBN = BEYONCE
51.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
he is the zorro of today.
52.
DIAMOND PRINCESS
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
@47 true that aint nothing like that 12 play album.
53.
BAM BAM
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
She
Who
Shall
Not
Be
Named
54.
BAM BAM
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Nucca lookin like The Mad Masked Pisser.
55.
Lina
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
And now he got his wife saying stupid stuff on his behalf as well…check out essence.com. She had the nerve to say that wasn’t him on the tape and she wouldn’t even view the tape! she know she saw her husband and the father of her children walk up to the camera and adjust it several times before he “released” on a LITTLE GIRL and then handed her a towel. He married a 15 year old…he is SICK and needs to be punisihed!
56.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
diva_style
lol…
you need jesus !!!
57.
EZElmo
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I think Huey from the the Boondocks said it best…
“What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is not one of those men! We all know the nigga can sing! But what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder… but don’t pretend like the man is a hero! …And stop the damn dancin’! Act like you’ve got some Goddamn sense, people! Damn! Done playin around here…”
58.
LeeANAL
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I bet more than half of ya’ll dudes have messed with or is messing with a minor! I remember when I was a growing teen hella older men in their early 20’s to early 30’s and older sometimes tried they darnest to get with me. And now since Kells did what he did evryone man pitty him. GET REAL. Second that lil girl was workin alomst better than me 14 yaers old she ain’t no lil girl she has been juicin for a minute. R can’t compare himself to non of those lega=ends but he darn sure paved his own way!
-The End
59.
Islandchick_Bri
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
LOL Diva_style!
Co-sign #47, I was just lissenin to ”I cant sleep”… Wow, i miss the 90’s!
60.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
no, he need jesus. or he think he jesus.
61.
Lina
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
at ^^58 you have got to be kidding me! I developed at 12 and everytime a man 18-100 tried to holler, I knew that was a PERVERT if he kept it up after he was told i was 12 years old!! the tape I saw R Kelly had to show that girl how to move and it was heartbreaking to see him “molesting” a child. What kind of female are you to say what you just did….all the men on this blog have looked at a young girl but hopefully they did not do wrong out of respect for themselves, wives, sisters, daughters and every Female in Life.
62.
Brandon Charles
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Kellz is wild. But, yeah, he WAS a good song writer and producer and still has the potential to be. But if you are 40 (or older) and the only theme your music deals with is partyin in the clubs and gettin chicks…I’ma have to say that it’s time to call it a day. If he was truly a legend in the making, he would be so much deeper than that and wouldn’t have to rely on the “this is what’s hot” right now music. And PS: If you are all that and then some, people will tell YOU that. You won’t have to tell THEM that.
63.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
@55 YOU KNOW THAT WASNT HIM ON THAT TAPE. THAT WAS ZORRO!
EZELMO… I READ THAT IN HUEY’S LIL CUTE VOICE IN ME HEAD. LOVE THE BOONDOCKS.
HE PROBABLY PROMISED THAT GIRL HE WOULD MAKE HER FAMOUS LIKE AALIYAH IF SHE LET HIM PEE ON HER.
AND YES THEM YOUNGSTERS DONT FK LIKE YOUNGSTAS BUT THEY STILL GULLIBLE AS HELL. NO EXCUSE.
64.
mika...
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Diva Style…you crazy for that.
Say what you want about him, but Kellz continues to make hits.
65.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
“I CANT SLEEP BABY, CANT LIVE BABY, CANT PEE ON BABY, WITHOUT BAIL FROM MY WIFE, DONT WANNA GO ON BABY, NOW IM THE ONE GETTIN PEED ON BAAAAYBAY, DONT WANNA DO NUTTIN IF I CANT, CANT PEE ON YOU, PEE ON YOUUUU.”
66.
SUBURBAN BRITTANY
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
# 58…. are you r.kelly in disguise? Cause thats some cracked out ingnorant shit to say! just because men look at younger women doesn’t make PEDOPHELIA OK. You should go smack yourself with a sack of oranges now, maybe it will knock some sense into ya!
67.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
“THIS IS THE REMIX TO IGNITION, I WISH THE JUDGE WOULD JUST LISTEN, GOT ME HOPIN AND PRAYIN, THE JURORS DIDNT SEE ME PISSIN, I WAS ON COKE (CAIN) AND RUM, YEAH I LIKE MY HOES YOUNG, BUT IM LIKE FREAKIN, PRESIDENT LINCOLN, BUT I MAKE CHILD PORN LOOK FUN.”
68.
bill
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Diva_Style said:
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“THIS IS THE REMIX TO IGNITION, I WISH THE JUDGE WOULD JUST LISTEN, GOT ME HOPIN AND PRAYIN, THE JURORS DIDNT SEE ME PISSIN, I WAS ON COKE (CAIN) AND RUM, YEAH I LIKE MY HOES YOUNG, BUT IM LIKE FREAKIN, PRESIDENT LINCOLN, BUT I MAKE CHILD PORN LOOK FUN.”
Bill Said:
Your Enjoying this, Huh…
You should be a writer on the Dave Chapelle Show.
LMAO !!!
69.
bumbeclart
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
kels, foxy, yayo &busta all need to be shipped off to guantanamo bay quick. that will straighten them up. all them locked up muslims will have raped them quicker then u can say ‘terrorist alert’
70.
andrea
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
oh please don’t even make me laugh…
71.
sesamestreet
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
OMGAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD DIVA STYLE I almost pissed on myself at work from laughing so hard..that is hwas too funny lmaooooooo! OMG gawd BAM BAM “The mad Masked Pisser lmaooooo I nearly died too friggin funny! Oh and Complexdope.. iwas wondering why BYAWNCE stans never said anything about how she comaprared herself to Martin Luther King either…don’t get me wrong R(apist) Kelly is a child molesting bastard…who does not deserve the pot he pisses in (after pissing on underage girls of course)..but she was wrong too..do I smell double standards here!!!! Kelly know he needs to get a live comparing himself to these people…damn loser wantes too much attention. DOTTTTTTTTTTTT, what’s good gorgeous!
72.
mika...
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
Diva Style stop it girl…LMAOOOOOOO…you are crazy.
73.
atreyou
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I’ve stated this several times and I’ll say it again… I can’t stand his child molesting ass. I knew he was crazy when he called himself the Pied Piper, if anyone remember doesn’t know who the Pied Piper is, he’s a guy in a childrens book who ended up kidnapping little kids. The point is his ass is crazy, but most people are ignorant and will still support his psychotic ass.
74.
tee
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
I’m sorry but I most def agree with Kells b/c trail aside you cannot front R.Kelly does the damn thing and nobody touching him not only does he do his thing he writes,produces,and arrange for other artists people so focused on his trail they forget his talent he is def the best in r&b his personl life aside
75.
Diva_Style
Thursday, May 17, 2007 /
down low remix “YOU WANT ME BUT, ILL PEE ON YOU, WHILE IM VIDEOTAPING, BUT EVERYTHING IS COOOOL, TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU, TO BE ON MY TAPE, JUST CUZ YOU 14, WHY THEY CALLIN THAT RAPE? THAT SHIT WAS ON THA DOWN LOWWWW…..”
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