CAPTION THIS WINNER + MORE MIKE IN CABO

May 1st, 2007
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WINNER IS – reddnwood

Cuban Cigar: $400

Kicking Juanita to the curb: $150 Million

Hitting snowbunnies from the back in Cabo without a wife to answer to: PRICELESS

I was actually going to neglect this post because there was speculation that the photo was fake. But seeing how Michael Jordan is definitely in Cabo getting his mack on with not only college girls but also Nicole Murphy…why not?


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Nicole and her firend were spotted getting friendly with Michael at a local spot in Cabo last week. No word on if the two are seeing one another but, Nicole might as well go ahead. She won’t be the only famous exwife to grab the next multifamous exhusband (Tracy…)

Please excuse of us lacks of post today but, fortunately all off us are rounding up the end of the semester in college. Good thing today is a slow news day…

  1. 1.
    It's ME

    BORING!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Umm, correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought ComplexNDope was the one who made that caption about MJ???

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  3. 3.
    ZV

    I gotta admit, Jordan is probably the most wanted eligible Bachelor, I guess giving your ex that much money will make ya go to Cabo to release. I’m sure that he probably hit Nicole while he was there, nothing better than 2 divorce’s on the rebound.

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    How about slow down Micheal and Nicole!!! Boy, now a days marriage doesn’t mean anything to some people.

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  5. I thought that caption winner was posted by “complexiondope”? *confused*

    This Nicole chick looks mighty sickly…wow

    And can we get another post about “The Trials of Darrell Hunt”? I actually stayed up PAST my bedtime to watch it on HBO last night. This documetry is an emotional roller coster. I was laughing, crying…and finally applauding at the end when he was set free Yay!! :) Black Power!!

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  6. 6.
    Dominique

    smh…first it was adopting babies…now wife swapping is the “thing” now in Hollywood

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  7. 7.

    Tx – she won!

    Congrats to ComplexNDope!

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  8. 8.

    “If I could be Like Mike”

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  9. 9.

    Make them grades to make the money y’all!

    Congrats on finishing out the semester as well.

    *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* – three cheers for you all!

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  10. God bless poor Nicole, SMH… She looks like one of those aliens from “MARS ATTACKS” about the face in that pic!

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  11. 11.
    Moni in Cali

    #6 Hollywood is always swapping. Like they can only date each other. Whateva. I don’t blame ol’ skinny ass Nicole Murphy for kickin’ it with Jordan if that’s what she’s doing. Why not? He’s cuter and richer than Eddie’s gay ass.

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  12. 12.
    DINAJONES

    wow micheal sure can get down..

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    “WINNER IS – reddnwood” – WTF

    Tianna, I don’t think “reddnwood” made that caption up.

    *whispering in your ear*
    you might want to check again…….

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  14. @DDS, that’s what I thought, I knew I wasn’t crazy, lol… Congrats Complex!!!

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    IT WAS FUNNY REGUARDLESS

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  16. 16.
    Nyland K. Kanku

    LOL

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  17. 17.
    LOL

    Complexndope…very good.

    Who is reddnwood?

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  18. 18.
    MRSFERG

    LOL…….

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    LOL congrats complexndope.

    aww don’t worry guys, i know how rough the end of the semester can be. my finals are coming up. eek!

    shout out to my CL fam ;-)

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  20. 20.
    Shante

    Doesn’t look like Mike is paying any attention to Nicole it looks like she is running him down. He wants someone young and fully white, not someone who is old haggy and half white.

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  21. 21.
    N DA WORDS OF WENDY WILLIAMS

    Yaaaaaaawn….

    AND ON TO MORE IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!

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  22. 22.
    Starrynight

    I like to think that my comment was the best. Oh well Congrats to whomever that is RD or CP.lol

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  23. 23.
    jscene

    Michael Jordan has bad taste in women. Yuke!, but then again, he’s no damn looker himself. The only requirements he demands in a woman is probably that she just be light and freaky.

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  24. 24.
    BAM BAM

    @ 22 STARRYNIGHT

    Yeah, I thought mine was too LOL! *Strokin’ bruised ego*

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  25. 25.
    BAM BAM

    Congrats, COMPLEXNDOPE.

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  26. 26.
    Starrynight

    @ Bam Bam
    U feel me bruised ego.lol

    @ JSence…u said a mouth full..and to add to that I bet Kim Kardashian is next in line…u know she like them brothers.lol

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  27. 27.
    Boss Lady

    Nicole has some nice abs but I swear she has the body of a 7 year old lil boy. Oooh well, Mike doesnt seem to be compaining…get it heffa!

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  28. 28.
    Boss Lady

    L …complaining with an L…lol

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    LMAO @ you’ll dogging Nicole out like that. TX and BossLady now you’ll know you’ll wrong for that. LOL!

    Looks like Mike is enjoying himself….dayum hoe!!

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    I think Nicole is just a naturally skinny woman. Nevertheless, she looks damn good to have 20 kids.

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  31. 31.
    jscene

    ….And he needs to stop smoking them damn cigars, his breath probably smell like ape ass!

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  32. 32.
    jscene

    @26 starrynight

    Yep, i was thinking that too. You’ll probably see who around town with Kim Kardashian’s disease ridden posterior.

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  33. 33.
    babyboss

    damn when was this? i missed out lmao..i cant see his dark ass!

    whyte girl syndrome is contagious!

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  34. 34.
    yes

    now all we need is Juanita to hook up wit Babyface

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  35. Swore I wrote that. LOL.

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  36. 36.
    NEXTTTTT

    NICOLE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A STICK. WHY ARE Y’ALL SURPRISED?

    BUT ANYWAY THIS IS AN “UPGRADE” ON HER PART. JORDAN LOOKS BETTER AND HAS A BIGGER BANK ACCOUNT THAN EDDIE MURPHY.

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  37. 37.
    NEXTTTTT

    #34 BABYFACE GOT HIMSELF A NEW TRACIE LOOK-A-LIKE

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  38. 38.
    LeeANAL

    You Guys must have ran out of shiit too post….NEXT

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  39. 39.
    allah

    Yall know Tianna always fuckin up somethin….wrong celeb names, wrong info, or forgettin who wrote the damn caption…..Tianna please get it together!

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  40. 40.

    VOTE FOR ME TO BE ON ‘I LOVE NEW YORK 2′!!! VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. I THINK THIS DESERVES IT’S OWN POST LOL…GO HERE TO VOTE

    http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/jlewis84

    Congrats to Complex, I was so shocked that you won…I didn’t see that one coming(not)

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  41. 41.
    BRU-KNOW

    GO MICHEAL GO MICHEAL……………………………
    LOOK WHAT FALLING IN LOVE ITH A WOMEN COST MEN……..
    SO PARTY ON…………………………………….
    GO MICHEAL……………………………GO MICHEAL GO MICHEAL……………………………GO GO …

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  42. OMG! YES! J.Lewis!!!! I’m SO voting. MAKE A SEPERATE POST!! Let’s get a CL’er on I

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  43. 43.

    I LOVE IT!!
    that was funny..

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  44. 44.
    BRU-KNOW

    @JSCENE you seem to LOVE BOYS and HATE MEN what up wit dat MICHEAL was on GQ and PEOPLES most BEAUTIFUL
    LIST sounds like YOU HATE YOUR DAD……………….
    nd how can you HATE on THAT perfect 10 KIM you only saw her suck ONE THANG???????????????????????????????
    YOU NEED TOO TAKE SOME SERIOUS NOTES……………..
    YOU TOO STARRYNITE……………………………..

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  45. 45.

    J. Lewis….
    I’ve GOT to ask what you’re reasons for wanting to go on that mess of a show (even though i watch it)…..
    -are you attracted to New York?
    -you trying to make it in Hollywood?
    whats up…

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    @Governess, I wouldn’t say that I’m attracted to her but I try not to judge a person based on looks alone. But I’m trying to get on the show to have a good time and possibly find love(*make appointment with psychiatrist*) I’d be lying if I didn’t say exposure is the main reason. I want my 15 minutes of fame too! Im not going to get on there and be cooning it up cause that ain’t me but I’m not putting the whole black race on my back either. I represent J. Lewis, period.

    VOTE 4 ME!

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  47. 48.

    Hey Governess, did you get a chance to check that tape out?

    J. Lewis, you seem like a nice guy so I’m gonna spare you the pain and misery…you won’t be getting my vote but Imma pray for you :-)

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    Thank you for not e-killing me Mika

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  49. 50.

    YW J…If you make it on the show, you’ll have to deal with the pain and misery of seeing those beasts everyday and I don’t want you to go through that.

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  50. Tianna said……WINNER IS – reddnwood

    WTF??? I purposely backtracked to make sure I wast losing my mind! Congrats to the true winner…..COMPLEX! We all know it was you girl! ;o)

    As for MJ……I still *heart* me some him! He is doing his own thing now and so is Juanita…..(dating a man who is 29) Good for them! At least they are happy now!

    Nicole……she always has been pretty…..in a Tranny kind of way! Her stomach looks great for producing 5 babies!

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    I feel ya…thanks 4 sparing me the pain amd misery.Yes I need prayer lol! But I doubt if I’ll get enough votes anyways. Like it’s in round one right now which ends in two weeks. Then top 60 get to go onto round two, then top 20 to round 3. Top 5 automatically get a spot on the show. I think casting directors will choose the other 15. The chances of me winning are slim to none but hey it’s worth the shot.

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  52. 53.
    TeTe

    i knew complexndope would win.that shit was hilarious

    lmao@#39

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  53. 54.
    devilicious

    So what does the winner get?

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  54. 55.

    Sorry but Nicole Murphy is not cute with her skinny ass. And MJ needs to stop whoring around. I am glad Jaunita got that damn 150 million.
    And that caption is funny as hell lmaooooooooo!!

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  55. not my baby J.Lewis! lol naw!

    I’ll vote

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  56. 57.

    Yes, Compton it’s sad but true lol!

    Ya’ll need to be voting for me as if I were Barack Obama…get on it!!!

    http://ilovenewyork2.com/people/jlewis84
    (in case you forgot lol)

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  57. 58.
    seductiverose

    Why in the world does Hollywood INSIST on recycling each other???? Damn, I thought it was only the white kids doin’ this ish but obviously not..

    This whole couple looks weird… It’s like, where the hell did she find Jordan @???? We don’t even see his ass anywhere..

    Speakin’ Nicole, did anyone hear about Scary Spice gettin’ all voodoo on Eddie’s ass?

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  58. 59.
    WHO LEFT THE LACE FRONT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR

    micheal has gained some weight, he just dont look like himself.

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  59. Congrats Complex….LMAO @ J. Lewis…Anyway I jus voted for ya, good luck!

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