GUESS WHO: MESSED UP FEET EDITION
Monday, May 7, 2007
It’s Spring time ladies, so it is time to get those feet in check with a deep-soaking pedi and a cute french tip. Those dogs above need more than a deep-soak, they need help. I guess all those years on the runway take a toll on the feet. Guess who?!









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76.
andrea
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
uh oh… maybe it’s due to having to wear high heels and uncomfortable shoes all the time?
77.
Tanniesha
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Most celebrities and models have jacked up feet. It’s the shoes…..I feel sorry for them.
78.
MARY
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
DEAD @71
79.
DRE
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
IMAN!!!!
80.
45150
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Naomi Campbell???
81.
melisus
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#72 I was dying laughing at your #61 comment that shit was hilarious.LOL
82.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Iman must have a side job as a kickboxer!
83.
Fly704
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding
84.
kindanice
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDNESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Ya’ll got me with that one! I just knew that was Serena’s messed up critters. She is a vet in the game, she KNOW she know better than that.
SMH,
kind
85.
NIKKI-LUVBUG$
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
OK SOMEONE wrote it’s risk/hazard because of her job…..SHE NEEDS TO FILE A WORK COMP CLAIM CUZ SHE WAS DEFINATELY INJURED ON THE JOB!!!! LOLOLOLOL OMG MY BELL STILL HURTS!!!
86.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Man……. I used to have a foot-fetish!
87.
T
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO!!!! I thought they were that chick Omorosa’s… i bet she got some ooooglay feet. I woulda never thought they were imani’s… damn!
88.
eZa
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
he feet are nasty
89.
queshia
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
This is wrong on so many levels.LMAO @ 75 Yeah I can see them bringing out the sand blaster,goggles,and cranking up the heat on the the spa chair. Iman come on now you too fab for this.
90.
ashleigh
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
oh well not everyone is perfect
91.
Asentha
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Iman, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I am soooo disappointed in my girl, Iman. She always looks so together. Why are her feet busted?!
92.
mrsdawsondn
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Swiggles007 said:
Looks like she’s been playin’ soccer with a bowling ball!
I swear yall are crazy!!!!! I clicked on this link just for the comments but I am SHOCKED that is Iman’s feet I was thinkin more Wendy Williams or serena. Dannnnggg Why the ankle straps stangling the ankles though. Look like her feet gaggin for air!
i don’t care how old you are. Bunions and hammertoes ain’t cute.
LMBO! at these comments.
93.
inhirnamy137
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I like Iman,but if my feet look like that I would not have worn those shoes, she should of chosen closed in shoes, She needs to visit a foot doctor soon as possible, I know David Bowie got money!
94.
Meatloaf
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#17 Mika, you win the best caption! hehe! You just gave new meaning to the term, “hammer time”! lol!
I bet she missed out on a lot of runway work, because of her feet! She should leave her sandals and that tired looking Bowie at home!
95.
JillyBean819
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Damn, Iman. You look gorgeous imo, however….
you need to get you a good pair of Puma’s or some cute Adidas and rock a shoe that covers your entire foot when strolling ANY red carpet event.
96.
Coko
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Not really surprising..
97.
Divine One
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
AWWWW Lawd Have Mercy……those dawgs are horrible…I think it maybe either Naomi Campbell or Star Jones…..lol
98.
Mee
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Oh my! What an unfortunate state of events! lol! BUT- in Iman’s defense- I must say that bunion surgery is quite invasive and would require her to be off of her feet for MONTHS and it is extremely painful. My uncle had it done last year and it was a little over six months before he could wear normal shoes. Same thing generally goes for hammertoe correction.
99.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
If those feet could talk they’d say:
(*Boosie voice*) WIPE ME DOWN!
100.
Divine One
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Not Iman…..that’s a hot mess….I just clicked on the pic….I’m too threw!!!!!!!!!! LMAO ROTFL…..
101.
MRSFERG
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Wow.. We all have our flaws…..
Im glad the her and David Bowie are still going strong
102.
CC
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
im dying laughin, but at least they arent ashy and dry
103.
skrib
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AND IM EATING!#@!#@!@!
-THROWS UP-
104.
luisa_sanchez2
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
oh my god! she is beautiful but that feets are disgusting
why the hell would she wear open toe shoes?????
105.
cuvagurl08
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
other than the nasty feet, i think the shoes are too small!
106.
MissTee2U
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I would imagine that is what happens to your feet when you’ve spent your whole career wearing high heels.
107.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#105
That goes w/out saying! lol
108.
MOONLUV
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
JUMPIN’ JAHOSAFACKS!!!LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY PUT ROCKS IN A TUBE SOCK AND STARTED BEATIN’ THE HELL OUTTA HER FEET WITH IT!!!! (damn shame)
109.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#108……Her feet looks like “rocks in a tube sock”!…lol
110.
MAI03
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Ya’ll remember the MARTIN episode, when She’nae-nae pulled out the sandblaster and protective eyeglasses to give Myra a pedicure? LMAO!
She’nae-nae said:
“You got to go to work on Myra’s feet!”
And also when Gina told Myra to take off her shoes and Myra said: “They already off!” LOL!
111.
BashyBoo
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
THESE COMMENTS ARE THE BEST AND IM SORRY BUT THIS WAS THE BEST POST YALL ARE TRULY CREATIVE HERE ARE MY FAVORITES:
82. Swiggles007 said:
Iman must have a side job as a kickboxer!
60. Lovely said:
She is a beautiful woman but damnnnnn her dogs are so toe up I almost howled at the moon!
59. J. Lewis said:
Please call 1-800-BUNIONS
For 10 cents a day we can make sure that nobody’s feet ever looks like this again…
What do you have to lose…PLEASE CALL NOW!
21. blk dds said:
Upon further inspection………………
Those dogs need to be put to sleep!
17. mika… said:
WOW! Her feet are horrible. WTF is wrong with that big toe? She need to get a hammer and knock that muthafucka back into place.
I COULDNT DECIDE SO FOR 2ND PLACE WE GOT A TIE:
35. crunk said:
Why is her feet throwing gangs signs? What set you from fool!!!!
108. MOONLUV said:
JUMPIN’ JAHOSAFACKS!!!LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY PUT ROCKS IN A TUBE SOCK AND STARTED BEATIN’ THE HELL OUTTA HER FEET WITH IT!!!! (damn shame)
***********BUT THE WINNER IS HANDS DOWN***********
4. complexndope said:
oHHHH! IMAN! That woman is GORGEOUS. But yikes! She needs to hit up Happy Nails & get the Old Yellar special. Cuz those dogs are barking.
THAT JOKE WAS PRICELESS
112.
TOSH
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
maybe she wears open toe shoes..cuz her feet cant fit into regualar shoes…ever thought about that?????LMAO…
113.
BashyBoo
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
THEM JOKERS LOOK LIKE THEY BEEN ROLLIN ON THE RIVER
114.
TOSH
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
regular**
115.
Divakai
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO NOW I CAN SAY THAT IT MUST BE A SUPERMODEL THANG! I HAVE NOTICED THAT MANY OF THEM HAVE F8CKED UP
FEET! I ACTUALLY WAS GUESSING NAOMI CAMPBELL. SHE HAS SOME JACKED UP FEET ALSO. BIG OLE BUNIONS AND HAMMER TOES. ALL THAT $$$ AND THEY WONT TAKE SOME AND GET THOSE FEET FIXED TO LOOK AS GOOD AS THE REST OF THEM,THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO GO OUT IN SEXY OPEN TOED SHOES, TOES DRAGGIGN THE FLOOR!LOL
116.
Watch_and_Learn
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Deep-Soaked?!?! Her feet look as if they’ve been deep-fried!!!!!
117.
MAI03
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWDeA79B2Ak
Here is the martin episode. Enjoy!
118.
Reggie
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
HER FEET LOOK LIKE SHE BEEN DOING THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP DANCE IN A HOT POT OF GRITS!!
119.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
*Goes to the dictionary, looks up “kick rocks”*
Kick rocks (kik-rokz)adj. see above picture
120.
Tiffyfromthecity
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
damn she’s closer to 60 than 50. She gets a pass.
121.
melissa
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Come on, I know she can afford to go to a foot dr. and handle that. She can even stay home and not a soul would have to see her wearing the big boots in public. That’s a shame they look like the hooves of a camel.
122.
complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I’m still flabbergasted how she can be drop dead gorgeous, worth millions, age so gracefully, YET STILL have gorilla knuckles for feet.
I guess that comes with being a supermodel, having to wear shoes sizes too small
123.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I guess all dogs DON’T go to Heaven
124.
BelleFemme27
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I just almost threw up my lunch.How da hell she got that big a$$ bone on the side of her feet?
125.
complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMFAO J.Lewis! She has what we call “Devil Dogs” SOMEONE GRAB THE HOLY WATER!
126.
UHm
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
SHE JUST ASHAMED THE WHOLE SOMALI RACE.
THANK GOD SHE CALLS HERSELF BLACK AS OPPOSED TO SOMALI. LOOOOOOOOOL.
127.
UmBrook
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Damn, her shoes probably tried to walk away when they saw her feet.
When your feet look like fists - Consult a Physician.
128.
bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I’m confused.
Iman didn’t know that her feet looked like THAT ??
David Bowie couldn’t tell his wife “Honey, maybe you should wear BOOTS, because your feet look atrocious !!!”
129.
wallyworld
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I can imagine her propping up those bunions in some korean nail salon and once her attendant looks at em start screamin…. “NO!! NO!! YOU GIT OUT!!” YOU GIT OUT!!
130.
heck nawwwwwww..
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Ok, I think this should be classified in the WHAT THE FUCK FILES!!!!!
131.
DreDre
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Damn wtf happened to her feet man. This sucks because i have a very big foot fetish. And seeing things like this hurts my soul. Her feet looks like she messed with the wrong person and they did voodoo on her shit. Is blood even going to her feet, they look like they died 2 weeks ago and is now decomposing. NICE JOB!
132.
complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMFAO! @ Bill
-cues music-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDEp__ZjYfI
“We need a resolution! Her feet are so confusing”
133.
Seriousnote
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Iman and her feet need to come to my church so we can rebuke those bunions and bring them straight to the alter!!!
134.
Martinique_fr
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Has anyone ever seen Naomi’s messed up feet up close? They’re even worse than Iman’s.
Runway models always end up with jacked up feet from wearing all kinds of weird shoes that are way too small or too big. Ask around and you’ll find out. I suppose that’a price you have to pay to be a Top Model.
Besides, who cares anyway … Iman is rich, famous, beautiful, nice, confident; she has a man who loves her and 2 beautiful daughters.
135.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Yeah her husband David could’ve told her to set a new trend by wearing an elegant dress with some Uggs…it could’ve been the new trend. Girls wearing sundresses with Uggs becuase- REAL THUGS DON’T WEAR UGGS.
Now the world know that David be sopping them toes up with mash potatoes and gravy with a two-piece on the side.
136.
TeTe
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
thats just terrible.her big toe looks broken..dang
137.
Jerseybro
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Is Iman half Taradactel?
138.
LOLA LAPEARL
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I KNOW 4 A FACT THAT THEREs NO PHOTOSHOPPING ON THOSE DOGS. I BEEEEEEENNN NOTICED HER FUKKED UP FEET AS WELL AS ANGELA BASSETT, ASHANTI, AND HELLA OTHER CELEBRITIES. DONt EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PARIS HILTONs SIZE 13 MONSTERS. THSES HOS SHOULD JUST GIVE UP OPEN TOES & SIT ON DOWN. SMH
139.
BashyBoo
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
RIGORMORTIS DONE SET SET IN THOSE TOES
140.
mizzlizz
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMFAO @ these comments!!!
GOT DAMNNNNN her feet are fucking atrocious. My feet hurt looking at her feet.
ROFLMFAO @ her feet throwing up gang signs. *crying*
141.
BelleFemme27
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
ya’ll killing me with these comments, i feel like i just did some killer ab exercises
142.
UmBrook
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Let’s be rational about this.
Maybe her brakes failed and she tried to stop the car with her feet.
143.
JZ
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LOL #35!!! Her bunions played an extra in Boyz N the Hood!!!!
144.
Mack Dre
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Aw man COME ON! This is purely bullshit. No way this woman was a top model for all those years and not conscious enough to #1 allow her feet to be like this and #2 to go out in public with feet like that.
This shit ain’t real AT ALL. Just because someone says it ain’t Photoshop DOESN’T MEAN IT ISN’T!!
145.
Finally2
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I admire Iman for wearing sandals. Obviously, she’s secure with how she looks from head to toe. She is still beautiful and rich. At her age, why bother with painful foot surgery, anesthesia, etc. Although she can afford foot surgery, she probably chose to spend her money helping African girls who have suffered from genital mutilation(circumcision). There are many people with feet problems, just as there are people who are overweight, bald, gap teeth, etc. Sometimes it’s just a matter of being comfortable with the way you look.
Peace.
146.
SEABREEZE
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
You know, when I saw this post I already knew who it was from seeing it at another blog, however, yall comments have brought tears to my eyes! I love you Loopers!
147.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
She must have been driving the “Flinstone’s” car!
148.
bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
on Monday, May 7, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
142. UmBrook said:
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Let’s be rational about this.
Maybe her brakes failed and she tried to stop the car with her feet.
Bill Said:
Maybe as a Child in Africa, she had to walk barefoot to fetch a pail of water ???
Someone should tell her that she’s in America now, and we have Nail Salon’s for the ladies to go to……
The Koreans will probaly double charge her, but hey, they know how to handle the situation.
Can you imagine what Ms. Ho says in Korean to her coworker when IMAN walks into the nail salon
“Oh god…The Black Woman with the Big Feer again”
* Have you noticed how BIG her feet are ???
Those are at least a size 8 MAN SIZED
149.
Ms.JayeL
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LoL, thas sad. But um sometime models have to walk down tha runway in shoes too small. That must have happened often with her.
150.
bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Her name is IMAN
maybe that’s African for “Woman with Big Ugly Feet”
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