GUESS WHO: MESSED UP FEET EDITION
Monday, May 7, 2007
It’s Spring time ladies, so it is time to get those feet in check with a deep-soaking pedi and a cute french tip. Those dogs above need more than a deep-soak, they need help. I guess all those years on the runway take a toll on the feet. Guess who?!









219 Comments
1.
Decysive
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
OH MY DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOO LAWWWWWWWWWDDDD!!!!!!!!
2.
q_tis_diva
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
dizzzzzaaaaammmmmm
is it starr jones?? i didnt look yet
3.
Decysive
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Them dogs belong Iman. Now she know she too rich for that!
4.
complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
oHHHH! IMAN! That woman is GORGEOUS. But yikes! She needs to hit up Happy Nails & get the Old Yellar special. Cuz those dogs are barking.
5.
q_tis_diva
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
oh i was wrong. its not starr LOL.
i cant believe celebs go walkin around lookin like that…………
6.
ThinkAboutIt
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
It’s the model Iman - but only cause I saw it somewhere last week. With feet like those, you gotta wear sweat socks and boots -
7.
miss_danyell
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
she is too pretty for her feet to look that tragic!!!
8.
natural mystic
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
i saw this….that’s horrific–is that called a hammertoe?
9.
jewel13
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Naomi Campbell? Okay now I’ll look.
10.
Nyland Kanku
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Ummmmmmm ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.I’m going to try not to think what I saw before lunch. *sighs* LOL.
CL on the roll today, I’m trying to catch up.
Damn crows feet.
11.
Kennedi
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Now she know she got enough money to get that big ass bunyon removed! And then her knee all scarred up. She just need to put on some long pants, a pair of Adidas and call it a day…
12.
BonitaAppleBum
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I knew it was IMAN cuz I saw this pic somewhere yesterday…she constantly wears open-toed shoes too…NAGL!!!!
13.
MRSMCNEIL06
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Ramyma or however you spell that HAM’s name! lol
14.
TANNA D
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
HOT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15.
mena
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
In my best Velma voice from Scooby Doo: “JINKYS!!! LOL
16.
WTF - HOW CAN YOU BE 100% BLACK AND HAVE EUROPEAN FEATURES THAT IS SUCH AN OXYMORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
they r cute together and they lasted hmm
17.
mika...
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
WOW! Her feet are horrible. WTF is wrong with that big toe? She need to get a hammer and knock that muthafucka back into place.
18.
jewel13
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#8 its called a bunion, and those look painful. Dammit Iman get a pedi asap.
19.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Y’all are too wrong today.
I love coming to the LOOP.
I thought they were Ms. Jay’s (ANTM).
But she is wrong on more than one occasion.
20.
H-Town Chic***
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Them bones in her feet need to be corrected ASAP!!!!
21.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Upon further inspection………………
Those dogs need to be put to sleep!
22.
sarcasm
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
whoa! I just knew it was Naomi, cuz her feet look like that too, but i guess not. Most models have feet like that - i guess from the shoes they wear and all that jazz. I always wondered why the never covered them up in pics or try a little photoshop since they photoshop other imperfections. . . idk
23.
JstBReal
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Dats jst damn wrong!! Man, I almost lost my apetite wit that one. CL can yall warn a brotha next time lol.
24.
guccigirl
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#17 MIKA
You are funny as hell…..
25.
BonitaAppleBum
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMFAO @ # 21 BLK DDS!!!!!
26.
Angel
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
i’m dying over here at these comments.
21 you got me crying. LMAOOOOO!!!
27.
hood_shit
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
She looks like she boxes with those things.
28.
Moni in Cali
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Bunion surgery - Stat!
29.
sarcasm
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LOL at Mika!!
30.
Nyland Kanku
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
16. WTF - HOW CAN YOU BE 100% BLACK AND HAVE EUROPEAN FEATURES THAT IS SUCH AN OXYMORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
Who makes names like that???Is that a name?What?
31.
foxxy380
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
model Iman Abdulmajid
It’s a shame for a high fashion model to have jacked up feet like that.
32.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Looks like she’s been playin’ soccer with a bowling ball!
33.
MzTrici
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
She has bunions. LOL, she can afford to have them surgically corrected though. Might leave a scar but at least she’d be able to wear shoes comfortably.
34.
BonitaAppleBum
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LOL…@ 30 I Know Right??
35.
crunk
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Why is her feet throwing gangs signs? What set you from fool!!!!
36.
BonitaAppleBum
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I’m still trying to figure out how she got that strap over that bunion????????????
37.
starberry
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Are these really their feet or is someone effing around with photoshop? I am totally in denial right now. I refuse to believe that someone as beautiful and wealthy as Iman would not have handled that crime scene post-haste. Quelle Horror!
38.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#35….lol…..lol!
39.
Angel
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
dead @ 35 and 36!!!
40.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Did she break her toes on the runway one night and never got’em fixed? I mean what?!
She would have been better off just sayin “I broke my feet.”
41.
bossy20
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#32 swiggles007
hahahahaha u got me over here dying laughn
but i could of sworn it was Naomi cuz she is known for havin fucked up feet…..but thats exactly y i dont wear heels like that because i be damn my feet looked all jacked and shit
42.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I broke my feet and where I come from it is tradition to let the heel on their own……………even if it takes 50+ years.
43.
jewel13
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO @ Mika and BonitaApplebum!
She needs to dead that makeup line and hookup with Dr. Scholl’s.
44.
SO THAT DIVA
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
OMG I knew this was Iman because I saw this on some other website. What’s funny is they werent even putting her feet on blast…….they were just posting a pic of her and David at an event.
I cried laughing…….
I guess her husband likes “hush puppies” although and nothing silent about them screaming dogs she got! LMAO!
45.
Lashonda
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
give her a break. she’s nearly 60 & still looks 20 and flawless. you can’t get perfection. neways she used to live in Africa and i’m sure after many years of walkin without shoes in the dirt, sand and mud would leave ur feet lookin a bit bruised 7 bumped.
DO U IMAN!!!!
46.
Rochelle
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO @ All the comments. Those feet are revolting! Come on Iman, you’re rich sort it out.
47.
caff
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Jesus
48.
Mz. Juicee
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
when I saw this picture all I could picture was Omarosa’s face, dammit
49.
Islandchick_Bri
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LOL @ 35….these coments are killin me! But DAMN she should get those things fixed, not a good look Iman!
50.
Lu
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
It’s not just models feet that be jacked up, it’s alot of entertainers period. From Iman to Naomi to Star to Beyonce to Angela Bassett to Sharon Stone to Posh Spice etc, all of their feet are jacked up. Everyone has no less than one corn and a bunion.
It’s those shoes that are bad as hell that do it. I would rather wear something comfortable.
51.
BonitaAppleBum
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
# 50 AGREED!!!! Tyra’s feet aren’t THAT bad but she has corns for days!!!!!
52.
sssssssssssssssssssss
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I just threw up in my mouth
53.
scooper
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
iman is a beautiful black woman reguardless. so what that she has many miles on her feet. if she wants new ones, she can buy them but why. she has a man who loves her and she is comfortable with her body and was paid lots of money to model it, so SO WHAT. all haters, GET LIKE IMAN - THANK YOU
54.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#50
You forgot to add Kelly Rowland’s pound puppies during your honorable mentions.
55.
T
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I love Iman..she is flawless….from the ankles up. She is beyond needing a pedicure, she needs bunion surgery!
56.
@MBER rochelle
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO @ soccer wit a bowling ball…
those feet are atrocious though!! how can u feel comfortable wearin those out in the open??
i don’t understand.
57.
scooper
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
and some woman have beautiful feet but aweful looking bodies and/or faces, so i’d take ugly feet over a tore up face or body any day- thank you
58.
NIKKI-LUVBUG$
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#35 STOP PLEASE!! I AM AT WORK AND HAVE GAS! GANG SIGNS! WHAT SET U FROM FOOL!!! LOL I WILL BE BACK I NEED TO TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE!! MY STOMACH HURTS!! YA’LL STUPID!!!!!
59.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Please call 1-800-BUNIONS
For 10 cents a day we can make sure that nobody’s feet ever looks like this again…
What do you have to lose…PLEASE CALL NOW!
60.
Lovely
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I wonder if David Bowie sucks on those puppies?
**throwin up in my mouth at the thought**
She is a beautiful woman but damnnnnn her dogs are so toe up I almost howled at the moon!
61.
NIKKI-LUVBUG$
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
BUNION REPAIR $6000
CLOSED TOE SHOES $100
THILAND PEDICURE $20
TOES THROWING GANG SIGNS —– PRICELESS!!!!
62.
married_to_chris
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
what the hell is that on the side???????????????
63.
WhatThe
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
You can be sexy and not wear those pointy toe shoes everyday. They are not good for your feet. I may start off wearing some high heeled sexy shoes but you better believe I will end up with some flats on and still look good. You only get one set of feet. And don’t put no plastic and pleather shoes on your feet, they sweat and that is not good.
64.
Lu
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #54 Thank you. Forgot about her!
65.
Ne'
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
HER FEET LOOK LIKE 2 PTERODACTYL’S ATTACHED TO HER ANKLES
66.
footballerswife
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
NOOOOOOOO IMAN NOOOOOO!!! SHE HAD TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE FLAW, SHE’S SO PRETTY.
67.
sassysexygirl
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Nothing better to do but try to tear a good,successful attractive sistah’s down…Unbelieveable aren’t their other more interesting topics to post than someone’s dog’s? Damn black insecure sistah drama as usual!
68.
uptowngirl
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
21,32 & 35 kilt it. I am crying @ my desk. Yall is straight crazy!!! But them feet ain’t nothing nice. Dayaaaammmmm!!
69.
uptowngirl
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
With all due respect @67 get outta here w/that. It’s only jokes. It ain’t that serious mama. We all love Iman and respect her stelo. But her feet are fuked. End of story. Still love ya like a play cousin.
70.
melisus
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I mean damn Iman as rich as she is there is no excuse.She is a beautiful woman with jacked up onions,bunions and corns.You can make a salad with that shit!
71.
NetworKing
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
@45, all Africans arn’t like the ones in Sally Field infomertials! Lol. She prolly had a fly crawling on her eye too back then huh! Lol!
72.
NIKKI-LUVBUG$
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
melisus, i think this shows us that money can’t buy er’thing! hahahahahahahahahahahahah
73.
MAI03
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Hell she cant wear no close toe shoe, think about it….that buyon would break that side of the shoe clear the f*ck off!!!!!!!!
Damn, just get bunyon surgery already! Or take a file and shave that SOB down a taste Damn!!!!
74.
Coko
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
ALOT of celebs have fucked up feet…u just don’t always see a close-up
75.
MAI03
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I bet the pedicurist was like GOT DAMN!!!!!! When she was painting them toe nails.
Iman is georgous, but her feet is jacked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
76.
andrea
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
uh oh… maybe it’s due to having to wear high heels and uncomfortable shoes all the time?
77.
Tanniesha
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Most celebrities and models have jacked up feet. It’s the shoes…..I feel sorry for them.
78.
MARY
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
DEAD @71
79.
DRE
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
IMAN!!!!
80.
45150
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Naomi Campbell???
81.
melisus
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#72 I was dying laughing at your #61 comment that shit was hilarious.LOL
82.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Iman must have a side job as a kickboxer!
83.
Fly704
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding
84.
kindanice
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDNESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Ya’ll got me with that one! I just knew that was Serena’s messed up critters. She is a vet in the game, she KNOW she know better than that.
SMH,
kind
85.
NIKKI-LUVBUG$
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
OK SOMEONE wrote it’s risk/hazard because of her job…..SHE NEEDS TO FILE A WORK COMP CLAIM CUZ SHE WAS DEFINATELY INJURED ON THE JOB!!!! LOLOLOLOL OMG MY BELL STILL HURTS!!!
86.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Man……. I used to have a foot-fetish!
87.
T
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO!!!! I thought they were that chick Omorosa’s… i bet she got some ooooglay feet. I woulda never thought they were imani’s… damn!
88.
eZa
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
he feet are nasty
89.
queshia
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
This is wrong on so many levels.LMAO @ 75 Yeah I can see them bringing out the sand blaster,goggles,and cranking up the heat on the the spa chair. Iman come on now you too fab for this.
90.
ashleigh
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
oh well not everyone is perfect
91.
Asentha
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Iman, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I am soooo disappointed in my girl, Iman. She always looks so together. Why are her feet busted?!
92.
mrsdawsondn
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Swiggles007 said:
Looks like she’s been playin’ soccer with a bowling ball!
I swear yall are crazy!!!!! I clicked on this link just for the comments but I am SHOCKED that is Iman’s feet I was thinkin more Wendy Williams or serena. Dannnnggg Why the ankle straps stangling the ankles though. Look like her feet gaggin for air!
i don’t care how old you are. Bunions and hammertoes ain’t cute.
LMBO! at these comments.
93.
inhirnamy137
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I like Iman,but if my feet look like that I would not have worn those shoes, she should of chosen closed in shoes, She needs to visit a foot doctor soon as possible, I know David Bowie got money!
94.
Meatloaf
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#17 Mika, you win the best caption! hehe! You just gave new meaning to the term, “hammer time”! lol!
I bet she missed out on a lot of runway work, because of her feet! She should leave her sandals and that tired looking Bowie at home!
95.
JillyBean819
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Damn, Iman. You look gorgeous imo, however….
you need to get you a good pair of Puma’s or some cute Adidas and rock a shoe that covers your entire foot when strolling ANY red carpet event.
96.
Coko
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Not really surprising..
97.
Divine One
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
AWWWW Lawd Have Mercy……those dawgs are horrible…I think it maybe either Naomi Campbell or Star Jones…..lol
98.
Mee
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Oh my! What an unfortunate state of events! lol! BUT- in Iman’s defense- I must say that bunion surgery is quite invasive and would require her to be off of her feet for MONTHS and it is extremely painful. My uncle had it done last year and it was a little over six months before he could wear normal shoes. Same thing generally goes for hammertoe correction.
99.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
If those feet could talk they’d say:
(*Boosie voice*) WIPE ME DOWN!
100.
Divine One
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Not Iman…..that’s a hot mess….I just clicked on the pic….I’m too threw!!!!!!!!!! LMAO ROTFL…..
101.
MRSFERG
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Wow.. We all have our flaws…..
Im glad the her and David Bowie are still going strong
102.
CC
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
im dying laughin, but at least they arent ashy and dry
103.
skrib
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AND IM EATING!#@!#@!@!
-THROWS UP-
104.
luisa_sanchez2
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
oh my god! she is beautiful but that feets are disgusting
why the hell would she wear open toe shoes?????
105.
cuvagurl08
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
other than the nasty feet, i think the shoes are too small!
106.
MissTee2U
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I would imagine that is what happens to your feet when you’ve spent your whole career wearing high heels.
107.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#105
That goes w/out saying! lol
108.
MOONLUV
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
JUMPIN’ JAHOSAFACKS!!!LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY PUT ROCKS IN A TUBE SOCK AND STARTED BEATIN’ THE HELL OUTTA HER FEET WITH IT!!!! (damn shame)
109.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
#108……Her feet looks like “rocks in a tube sock”!…lol
110.
MAI03
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Ya’ll remember the MARTIN episode, when She’nae-nae pulled out the sandblaster and protective eyeglasses to give Myra a pedicure? LMAO!
She’nae-nae said:
“You got to go to work on Myra’s feet!”
And also when Gina told Myra to take off her shoes and Myra said: “They already off!” LOL!
111.
BashyBoo
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
THESE COMMENTS ARE THE BEST AND IM SORRY BUT THIS WAS THE BEST POST YALL ARE TRULY CREATIVE HERE ARE MY FAVORITES:
82. Swiggles007 said:
Iman must have a side job as a kickboxer!
60. Lovely said:
She is a beautiful woman but damnnnnn her dogs are so toe up I almost howled at the moon!
59. J. Lewis said:
Please call 1-800-BUNIONS
For 10 cents a day we can make sure that nobody’s feet ever looks like this again…
What do you have to lose…PLEASE CALL NOW!
21. blk dds said:
Upon further inspection………………
Those dogs need to be put to sleep!
17. mika… said:
WOW! Her feet are horrible. WTF is wrong with that big toe? She need to get a hammer and knock that muthafucka back into place.
I COULDNT DECIDE SO FOR 2ND PLACE WE GOT A TIE:
35. crunk said:
Why is her feet throwing gangs signs? What set you from fool!!!!
108. MOONLUV said:
JUMPIN’ JAHOSAFACKS!!!LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY PUT ROCKS IN A TUBE SOCK AND STARTED BEATIN’ THE HELL OUTTA HER FEET WITH IT!!!! (damn shame)
***********BUT THE WINNER IS HANDS DOWN***********
4. complexndope said:
oHHHH! IMAN! That woman is GORGEOUS. But yikes! She needs to hit up Happy Nails & get the Old Yellar special. Cuz those dogs are barking.
THAT JOKE WAS PRICELESS
112.
TOSH
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
maybe she wears open toe shoes..cuz her feet cant fit into regualar shoes…ever thought about that?????LMAO…
113.
BashyBoo
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
THEM JOKERS LOOK LIKE THEY BEEN ROLLIN ON THE RIVER
114.
TOSH
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
regular**
115.
Divakai
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMAO NOW I CAN SAY THAT IT MUST BE A SUPERMODEL THANG! I HAVE NOTICED THAT MANY OF THEM HAVE F8CKED UP
FEET! I ACTUALLY WAS GUESSING NAOMI CAMPBELL. SHE HAS SOME JACKED UP FEET ALSO. BIG OLE BUNIONS AND HAMMER TOES. ALL THAT $$$ AND THEY WONT TAKE SOME AND GET THOSE FEET FIXED TO LOOK AS GOOD AS THE REST OF THEM,THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO GO OUT IN SEXY OPEN TOED SHOES, TOES DRAGGIGN THE FLOOR!LOL
116.
Watch_and_Learn
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Deep-Soaked?!?! Her feet look as if they’ve been deep-fried!!!!!
117.
MAI03
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWDeA79B2Ak
Here is the martin episode. Enjoy!
118.
Reggie
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
HER FEET LOOK LIKE SHE BEEN DOING THE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP DANCE IN A HOT POT OF GRITS!!
119.
blk dds
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
*Goes to the dictionary, looks up “kick rocks”*
Kick rocks (kik-rokz)adj. see above picture
120.
Tiffyfromthecity
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
damn she’s closer to 60 than 50. She gets a pass.
121.
melissa
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Come on, I know she can afford to go to a foot dr. and handle that. She can even stay home and not a soul would have to see her wearing the big boots in public. That’s a shame they look like the hooves of a camel.
122.
complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I’m still flabbergasted how she can be drop dead gorgeous, worth millions, age so gracefully, YET STILL have gorilla knuckles for feet.
I guess that comes with being a supermodel, having to wear shoes sizes too small
123.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I guess all dogs DON’T go to Heaven
124.
BelleFemme27
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I just almost threw up my lunch.How da hell she got that big a$$ bone on the side of her feet?
125.
complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMFAO J.Lewis! She has what we call “Devil Dogs” SOMEONE GRAB THE HOLY WATER!
126.
UHm
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
SHE JUST ASHAMED THE WHOLE SOMALI RACE.
THANK GOD SHE CALLS HERSELF BLACK AS OPPOSED TO SOMALI. LOOOOOOOOOL.
127.
UmBrook
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Damn, her shoes probably tried to walk away when they saw her feet.
When your feet look like fists - Consult a Physician.
128.
bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I’m confused.
Iman didn’t know that her feet looked like THAT ??
David Bowie couldn’t tell his wife “Honey, maybe you should wear BOOTS, because your feet look atrocious !!!”
129.
wallyworld
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I can imagine her propping up those bunions in some korean nail salon and once her attendant looks at em start screamin…. “NO!! NO!! YOU GIT OUT!!” YOU GIT OUT!!
130.
heck nawwwwwww..
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Ok, I think this should be classified in the WHAT THE FUCK FILES!!!!!
131.
DreDre
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Damn wtf happened to her feet man. This sucks because i have a very big foot fetish. And seeing things like this hurts my soul. Her feet looks like she messed with the wrong person and they did voodoo on her shit. Is blood even going to her feet, they look like they died 2 weeks ago and is now decomposing. NICE JOB!
132.
complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMFAO! @ Bill
-cues music-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDEp__ZjYfI
“We need a resolution! Her feet are so confusing”
133.
Seriousnote
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Iman and her feet need to come to my church so we can rebuke those bunions and bring them straight to the alter!!!
134.
Martinique_fr
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Has anyone ever seen Naomi’s messed up feet up close? They’re even worse than Iman’s.
Runway models always end up with jacked up feet from wearing all kinds of weird shoes that are way too small or too big. Ask around and you’ll find out. I suppose that’a price you have to pay to be a Top Model.
Besides, who cares anyway … Iman is rich, famous, beautiful, nice, confident; she has a man who loves her and 2 beautiful daughters.
135.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Yeah her husband David could’ve told her to set a new trend by wearing an elegant dress with some Uggs…it could’ve been the new trend. Girls wearing sundresses with Uggs becuase- REAL THUGS DON’T WEAR UGGS.
Now the world know that David be sopping them toes up with mash potatoes and gravy with a two-piece on the side.
136.
TeTe
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
thats just terrible.her big toe looks broken..dang
137.
Jerseybro
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Is Iman half Taradactel?
138.
LOLA LAPEARL
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I KNOW 4 A FACT THAT THEREs NO PHOTOSHOPPING ON THOSE DOGS. I BEEEEEEENNN NOTICED HER FUKKED UP FEET AS WELL AS ANGELA BASSETT, ASHANTI, AND HELLA OTHER CELEBRITIES. DONt EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PARIS HILTONs SIZE 13 MONSTERS. THSES HOS SHOULD JUST GIVE UP OPEN TOES & SIT ON DOWN. SMH
139.
BashyBoo
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
RIGORMORTIS DONE SET SET IN THOSE TOES
140.
mizzlizz
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LMFAO @ these comments!!!
GOT DAMNNNNN her feet are fucking atrocious. My feet hurt looking at her feet.
ROFLMFAO @ her feet throwing up gang signs. *crying*
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BelleFemme27
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
ya’ll killing me with these comments, i feel like i just did some killer ab exercises
142.
UmBrook
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Let’s be rational about this.
Maybe her brakes failed and she tried to stop the car with her feet.
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JZ
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LOL #35!!! Her bunions played an extra in Boyz N the Hood!!!!
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Mack Dre
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Aw man COME ON! This is purely bullshit. No way this woman was a top model for all those years and not conscious enough to #1 allow her feet to be like this and #2 to go out in public with feet like that.
This shit ain’t real AT ALL. Just because someone says it ain’t Photoshop DOESN’T MEAN IT ISN’T!!
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Finally2
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I admire Iman for wearing sandals. Obviously, she’s secure with how she looks from head to toe. She is still beautiful and rich. At her age, why bother with painful foot surgery, anesthesia, etc. Although she can afford foot surgery, she probably chose to spend her money helping African girls who have suffered from genital mutilation(circumcision). There are many people with feet problems, just as there are people who are overweight, bald, gap teeth, etc. Sometimes it’s just a matter of being comfortable with the way you look.
Peace.
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SEABREEZE
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
You know, when I saw this post I already knew who it was from seeing it at another blog, however, yall comments have brought tears to my eyes! I love you Loopers!
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Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
She must have been driving the “Flinstone’s” car!
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bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
on Monday, May 7, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
142. UmBrook said:
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Let’s be rational about this.
Maybe her brakes failed and she tried to stop the car with her feet.
Bill Said:
Maybe as a Child in Africa, she had to walk barefoot to fetch a pail of water ???
Someone should tell her that she’s in America now, and we have Nail Salon’s for the ladies to go to……
The Koreans will probaly double charge her, but hey, they know how to handle the situation.
Can you imagine what Ms. Ho says in Korean to her coworker when IMAN walks into the nail salon
“Oh god…The Black Woman with the Big Feer again”
* Have you noticed how BIG her feet are ???
Those are at least a size 8 MAN SIZED
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Ms.JayeL
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LoL, thas sad. But um sometime models have to walk down tha runway in shoes too small. That must have happened often with her.
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bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Her name is IMAN
maybe that’s African for “Woman with Big Ugly Feet”
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bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I saw Iman on “Ultimate Fighting” the other night
She threw a Roundhouse Kick to her opponent’s Head.
Iman is a expert in Thai Kickboxing….
okay, I’m done…..
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BRU-KNOW
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
i know BOWIE is like DAMNNNNNNNNNNN DIS B***H GONNA WEAR SOME OPEN TOES…………………………..
AGAIN……………………………………….
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complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Bill Said:
Maybe as a Child in Africa, she had to walk barefoot to fetch a pail of water ???
Someone should tell her that she’s in America now, and we have Nail Salon’s for the ladies to go to……
The Koreans will probaly double charge her, but hey, they know how to handle the situation.
______________________________________________________
@ Bill:
She needs a whole Korean SWEATSHOP working on those feet.
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bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Iman Speaking Voice
“As a Child my brother & sisters had no shoes…We didn’t even know that shoes exsisted until we came to America….I sometimes long for the days when we didn’t wear shoes..I like to wear sandals & open toed shoes, because David told me that my feet were sexy…What do YOU think ????”
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complexndope
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Do ya’ll see her feet glistening, the little beads of water on them?
Her feet are crying gangsta tears. They prolly embarrassed for her.
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bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Fellas,
You know how your lady likes to rub her feet against you when she in the mood……
If she ever rubbed her feet against me, I would jump out the bed screaming like a white woman on a game show……
157.
BRU-KNOW
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
THEM MUST BE SOME ROLLIN 50′S
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Divakai
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I dont give a f*ck what anyone says these women spend countless amounts of money on clothing, jewelry, furs, botox shots,cars, hired help etc etc , and wont take a fraction of that $$ and fix their feet?Makes no sense. Yes alot of average women have the same problem,but most would get the surgery IF they could afford it( its considered cosmetic) unless it inteferes with walking, etc then insurance may cover it.I cant imagine how wearing shoes esp stylish shoes can be comfortable with bunions that d*amn big ! Shes not on the cat walk any more so its not like she cant afford to take the time off to have it done. Shes a wealthy woman ,even years after walkign the runway so money aint an issue. Not to mention fact that she smarried to rocker David Bowie.Oh well her feet her choice:)
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UmBrook
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Bill said:
If she ever rubbed her feet against me, I would jump out the bed screaming like a white woman on a game show……
She should be sleeping with her feet uncovered anyway… to ward off demons and evil spirits.
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BRU-KNOW
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
ya’ll need too take it easy YOU TRY WALKIN ON HOT LAVA ROCKS…………………………………….
I KNOW SHE BE WANTIN FOOT RUBBS ALL THE TIME………
i know they be like OUCH OOCH EEK every time she STEP.
161.
foxxy380
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Oh my. I just had to come back and check this post out. I need to get me a good laugh in before I go home. But I can’t talk about her too bad because my grandmother feet looked just like hers. The foot with the messed up big toe. And I had to do cut and polish my grandma toe nails when I was young. Ewwwwww. Forgive me grandma but you know your feet was jacked up! May she RIP. Everytime my grandma asked me to do her toe nails, one song came to mind. And this same song will come to mind everytime I see Iman now. It goes a lil something like this…”Hammer Hammer, I am, Hammer, they put me in a mix. O o o o o O o o o o HAMMER TIME!!!”
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Kiaa
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
well no one is perfect,thats fashow!
163.
Kiaa
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
why must I cry
164.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
True definition of crip walking
165.
woode29
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
@ MISS DANYELL
Got the girls in the breeze huh! nice…
@ COMPLEX
I guess thats a no on the mp3?
166.
Hollabackgurl
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
ugh, those are some busted ass feet.plus some of y’all need to stop making excuses for her,not all africans got busted feet like that, plus she’s been living overseas for decades now.with all the money she’s aquired,there’s no excuse for having busted feet like that.UGH @ the scars.
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bill
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
this is a comment that was left on another website (juicyscoop.com)
Anonymous said…
EVERYONE KNOWS models have bad feet.
And it’s b/c when you’re doing photo shoots and runway shows, they don’t always order shoes just for you- you have to wear what’s there. It’s unhealthy, but just consider it occupational hazard. As long as everything else looks superb.
168.
Dat Bytch Right Thur
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Paycheck for posing for that picture: 250,000
Designer Shoes: 4,500
Picture of dogs that need to be put out of their misery: PRICELESS
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J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Them ain’t dogs, she got crocodile feet
Crocodile Hunter would have been no match for them…maybe his daughter will do a special on them
170.
Vivian
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
LOL at #1!
Damn! Can you say BUNIONS?
171.
J. Lewis
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
*BREAKING NEWS*
I just got the word that Iman got the lead role for the sequal to “Stomp The Yard!”
It’s going to be HOT
172.
SAY WHAT:0
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
NAOMIE CAMPBELL. HANDS DOWN.
173.
icekold
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
whatever, iman is like 77 years and still looks better than 1/2 of yall. supermodels wear shoes that dont fit, it happens.
174.
sheneice
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
DAMN………
175.
Wassup
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I guess when Iman says she’s just kickin it, she really means it!!
176.
PTERODACTYL FEETS
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
GOOD gOLLY MISs Molly ShUT uP!
THIS IS WHAT ATHRITIS OF THE FEETS LOOK LIKE.
HER FEET LOOK LIKE THEY CAUGHT THE VIRUS.
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M. Dove
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I say Naomi Campbell.
178.
you know what??
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i fell off my chair!
179.
nikkipoo
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
That looks like it hurts.
180.
licious32
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
after reading several of today’s posts on cl and bossip, i am about ready to break my laughbox! i know someone who got cosmetic foot surgery and their feet are georgeous now! so iman, PLEAAAASSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIX THOSE CORNS!
this post gets the “best creative comment” award by far!
on another note, i still love iman to death…i just know not to look @ her feet in any of her pics now.
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Jamie
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
damn them bunions look painful
182.
oatsuzn
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
shes gorgeous tho. Shes aging really well…he aint
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Junior in Jamaica
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
I can forgive Iman (I think?) for that one…but given her celebrity and money, she should really take care of those bunions.
Maybe she thinks she’s too old to care. lol
184.
Drippin_N_Dollaz
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
CAN’T STOP LAUGHING…TEARS ROLLING…NOSE RUNNING - OMG THANKS CL FOR THIS ONE!
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Drippin_N_Dollaz
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
THOSE FEET ARE AN ADD FOR DR. SHOWL-AIN’T
186.
Swiggles007
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
When she “kicks-the-bucket”….that will be one time that I feel for the bucket!
187.
chelleZ
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
well damn..
after walkin around in heels for like..3/4 of her life..
i’d expect her shit to look like that.
188.
modest-goddess
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
thats what happens when you wear heals all the time, I noticed that in college, the girls always wearing the cute shoes had the ugliest feet
189.
Ninagirl
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
Her feet looks like they hurt reallll bad.
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licious32
Monday, May 7, 2007 /
iman needs to listen to michael jackson’s song that she costarred in and “keep it in the closet!” if you put the link below to the video, you notice they hardly show her feet in the video lmao!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twEs3TkkEp0
191.
JJ
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
“Looks like she’s been playin’ soccer with a bowling ball!!”
Ya’ll crazy man!
Her feet are jacked fa real tho.
192.
KMNILES
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
whoa…Whoa…WHOA!!!!
Why on Earth she would go out with her feet out like that is beyond me. All greasy looking like some sort of soul food dish…break out the hot sauce!
193.
Shag
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
She and David have huge money, she needs to get them thangs fixed. They can get rid of those bunions. I love pretty feet, please don’t do this to me again.
194.
darnell
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
30 years walking the runway …with shoes to small ! Precautionary tale for the ladies . Some of ya’ll rubbing ya feet right now …. sticking size 8’s in a 6 stiletto !!!!!!
195.
JOnes
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
she needs to get foot surgery on them bunums dammmmmmm
Lmao also why is her big toe so fat??
196.
monhol
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
now old girl has to know she has a big ass bunion on her big foot. she needs to stop wearing shoes that are too small. that is just nasty. well folks now we know what models have to do to work. put on little ass shoes and work that runway baby. iman take those things off and have the podiatrist look at that bad foot. david ought to be ashamed of himself for letting his wife go out in public, and take photos with her feet looking a hot mess.
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monhol
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
oh please no one is hating on iman. she is the bomb but come on now. all that money and she has jacked up feet. get real. and by the man yes her man may love her but he also loves men too. hubby isn’t on the downlow.
198.
Crunk
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
Im wondering if she damaged her feet trying to kick Cee-lo upside his massive head.
199.
observer
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
Makes you wonder if she’s smiling or gritting her teeth …..Her feet look like they have to bullets lodge inside of them. You think somebody tried to take her out and she block 2 lick a shots with her bullet proof bunions…
200.
Meatloaf
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
Holy @#%*!
201.
Fan001
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Iman put them dogs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
202.
BAM BAM
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
She gots them true crunchy corns.
203.
blk dds
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
Harriett Tubman’s feet AINT got shit on Iman’s!
204.
BAM BAM
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
it just goes to show you that er’body’s got their “something”. but those are crispy critters, tho.
205.
rani b
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
it’s iman.
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bolo
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
This has got to be the funniest post ever!!! Everybody jumped on Iman’s bunions. All of yall are hilarious. Her feet throwing gang signs and playing soccer with a bowling ball!! LOL!!! Ya’ll are flat out crazy. I’m in tears at my desk reading every post!!! LOL!! I can picture the salon attendant that dont speak good english waving her hand saying to Iman…”NO…N0!! U Git OUT!! U GIT OUT!!! I got tears in my eyes!!
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UHm
Tuesday, May 8, 2007 /
IMAN COMES FROM ONE OF THE RICHEST FAMILIES IN SOMALIA. AND SOMALIA BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR WAS VERY WEALTHY..SO TO STATE THAT SHE WENT WITHOUT SHOES IS FLUCKED UP
BY THE WAY AFRICA IS A CONTINENT!
208.
2hott
Wednesday, May 9, 2007 /
In 1983 Iman was in a very disfiguring car accident and almost lost her life. Her face was disfigured and she broke a lot of bones. If you notice the scar on her leg right by her knee. You can tell her feet are disfigured too. She’s really lucky to be alive
209.
FloridaBoy8703
Wednesday, May 9, 2007 /
Well her feet still look better then my grandmothers lol. And my granny aint spend a day on no bodys runway lol.
Do yo thang Iman!!!!!!!!!
210.
lala.
Thursday, May 10, 2007 /
y’all need to see beyonce’s tore up gnarly talons!
211.
shanee
Monday, May 28, 2007 /
she was better of wearing nike’s
212.
britt
Tuesday, May 29, 2007 /
did you see ho the second toe was longer then all the others now thats just nasty
213.
TOO SCORPiiO
Monday, June 11, 2007 /
i haven’t looked yet…is it whitney?
214.
M-
Thursday, June 21, 2007 /
Whitney Houston is my best guess
215.
MudRocks
Friday, June 22, 2007 /
OMG SO WHAT!! ITS FEET!!! ya’ll are just crazy. like u could do surgery to have smaller feet or something. get over it
216.
ty
Sunday, June 24, 2007 /
yo this is ffffffffffffffffffffffunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny as hell man…. yoooo i wanna laugh out loud so bad, but its late..lol.
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Sunday, July 8, 2007 /
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