Bey and Jay is soooo hilarious….Them fat ass men are really naked and they look so Funkyyyyy…LMAO!!!

Kelis needs to lay off the brown gel. Her hair looks similar to the way Sammy Davis Jr. used to slick his hair down!

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1114/0009_2206.jpg

Lol at Jay and Bee.

THERE ISNT ANYTHING REMOTELY HOW U DOIN ABOUT THAT UGLY ASS BAG, I DONT THINK ANY FASHIONISTA WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD TOTING THAT MESS AROUND

THAT NUDE BEACH MADE ME THROW UP MY CORNMEAL PORRIDGE

WE NEED A CAPTION ME ON THE KIMORA PIC, CUS HER FACE IS SAYING YES IM INTO THIS MAN BUT DAMN HIS BREATH IS HOT!

AND IM GOING TO LEAVE EVE’S BOTHER ALONE

OK NO IM NOT

WTF IS HER BROTHER LOST?? WHY HE LOOK LIKE THAT?? EVE KNOW HE IS WRONG ON ALL LEVELS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SORRY I HAVE TO LAUGH HE IS A HOT ASS MESS

OK IM BACK WHY IS KELIS ALWAYS SO FUCKIN GREASY??

FORGIVE ME BECAUSE I AM A FAN BUT CRISO?? NOT A GOOD LOOK

Djimon look like he’s giving Kimora a hand job under the table!

Eve’s brother looks like Ken Sagoes who played “Big Baby” in John Singleton’s movie, “Rosewood”! His famous line was, “Big Baby gon’ shoot!” The movie was about some poor redneck whites who were evious of middle class blacks, so they used a bogus rape complaint from the white town-hoe as an excuse to destroy and kill all of the 300 or so blacks living in Rosewood! Only Scrappie and a hand full of children got away with the help of Mr. Wright and Mr. Mann. Does that tell you what I think of Eve? hehe!

PHARRELL and Kelis showing their true colors…tangerine and gay!

Why would JayZ take Bexy to a place like that? She’s not becoming one of his freaks, so he may as well cool it with the “shock” vacations! She’s totally uncomfortable with old rinkle dong standing there flashing his A-cups and nuts!! He must be getting bored with her, because she’s staying true to form and he’s missing the good old days when he and Puff Daddy would travel to these locations with a dozen video hoes and strippers!

LMAOOO Bash I knew you couldn’t resist. Danggg don’t Eve share any of her money with her fam? SMH A summer wardrobe don’t cost that much.

I’m too through with the nudist beach. Ugh why can’t there ever be sexy long dong chocolate brothas there?All that pink meat is disgusting and they don’t look like they are getting tanned aint the sun out?

Wassup CL Fam! Muahhh

LMAO @ comparing Kelis’ hairstyle to Sammy Davis Jnr. LOL.

Hello Lovely, I’m new! My name is “Dark Meat”!

I’m mad that B&J are being photographed at a nude beach.. even though their clothes are still on..

Eve’s brother looks REAL excited to be with her

Damn Pharrell, the bag is cute…but if you’re going outside with a big ass orange bag like that you could at least try to match with it a LITTLE bit.

LOL at the Beyonce and Jay pics!!! Didn’t they know that the beaches in France are always nude. These naked old ass and fat ass people, I would be horrified to go to the beach. Damn don’t you go to the beach to rock a bathing suit and have a nice time? Beyonce trying to keep her head down like she’s an innocent woman. I bet Beyonce and Jay noticed so many of em and said lets get the hell up outta here.

I’m sorry but Kimora is too pretty to be with that ugly man.

Eve and her brother look nothing alike. He looks sad in the first pic. Eve’s outfit is iight though.

Kelis, she is so untalented. Who in their right mind gave her flowers for her performance?

WHAT IS GROWING ON THE SIDE OF PHARRELL’S HEAD? ON THE LEFT ON THE LEFT! WHY JAYONCE AT A NUDE BEACH! EEEEWWWW! FAT NASTY BODIES EVERYWHERE! EVE BRO LOOKIN LIKE WHY BIATCHES ALLWAYS WANT A PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree w/ @caff 1000%

@mizzlizz… Hey Beautiful !!!
@mika… Ms. SEXXY ;-D
@suchmagnificance… Looking rather Tasty there Girl

If Pharrell was just some random dude on the street carrying that thing, ALL yall ladies would think he was suspect. Stop frontin just because he’s in the videos. That bag don’t look masculine in no way shape or form. Dude looks like a homo to me.

Jay and Bey look so cute!

Kimora and her guy look cute too!!

#21 I 100% CO SIGN WITH U ON THE MAN BAG BUSINESS, KENNETH COLE, PERRY ELLIS, ALL OF THEM MAKE LEATHER GOODS FOR MEN, SO FOR THOSE WHO LOVE TO RENK ON MEN FOR CARRYING THEY LEATHER GOODS, MUST BE REAL JEALOUS THAT YALL CARRYING AROUND YALL SHIT IN A NYLON JANSPORT BACKPACK :OOPS:

Can anybody just get a life? Pharrell can carry whatever he wants. Who the fuck cares??? How is your life affected? If you could afford a $15,000 bag, you would do it to whether it’s considered a purse or not.

@ Something Fierce hey boo…thank you:-)

Yall mofos need to get off Pharrell’s dick: First of all…the bag probably includes his LAPTOP, HIS HEADPHONES, SOME CDS, A SOME OTHER PORTABLE EQUIPMENT YOU ALL PROBABLY CAN’T AFFORD. I mean some men DO NOT want to carry backpacks..contrary to Kanye. So..they must haul carry-ons or “man bags.” At least he’s not carrying on his shoulder and walking with Paulo the gay hair stylist…ok!!

SHUT UP!!! @ MEAT

LMAO @ People saying it’s ok only because it’s Pharrell and it’s some expensive/exclusive/high fashion bag.

All of you are fucking lame. So what the bag cost 10K, that doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s a purse, being carried by a dude.

“I love his fuck it attitude”

So you’re saying he can have gay tendencies and get away with it, because his attitude is “fuck it”?

LMAO..MY ASS

has anybody confirmed jayonce’s engagement yet??? but rotfl laughin @ those pics idk what i’d in that situation. but skateboard p i love ur birkin bag, but baby it ain’t manly at all. idk eve had a brother they don’t favor. and go head kls do ya thing with that fine ass dijoum(sp). and kelis u’re furious and i love it.

LMAO! Beyonce looks fresh to death as usually. But she’s like “oh gosh my eyes!!!” in that first pik. Why all the mucho ugly outa shape ppl wana b naked on nude beaches sheesh!!

Pharrel is hot with his cool self. Kiki and Djimon always look so great together really ope they wrk out n ain another just fa a second couple.

I hope Kelis had on some full cut sturdy underwear…short dress and a bunch hot ass dancing and sweat=….

I’m sorry, but that is so AWESOME! that Jay & Bey are walking along a nudie beach. HILARIOUS.

LMFAOOOOOOO @ #85!

Hey Fierce

If the nigga wants to carry a bag, let him carry a bag. He’s gay anyway. I think some girls find him attractive so they’re trying to justify his homosexuality as “eclectic taste” or something.

Those white folks sunbathing in St. Tropez are your congressman, judges, city officials, police chiefs, professors, etc. The next stop after the beach is some type of sexual deviancy with a child probably. Jay-Z and Beyonce both know that their black asses have no business there, that’s why they’re squintin’ and have they heads down, lol. Unfortunately, they’re both so vain and simple that “there” is where they feel like they should be to validate their success.

Judah,

Thanks for saying what I couldn’t say.

* I try real hard to be politically correct, and I try not to hurt people feelings…

We need more people like you just to “put it out there”

Thank You Sir

I was just so discouraged to see this Black Man carrying a purse, I couldn’t even formulate the words to express my distaste.

We have enough negative images out there.

To see a Black Man carrying a $10,000 Birkin purse is just beyond ridiculous.

Steve Harvey was posted like last week or so, carrying a Louis V. manbag.

Naw, you shut up!! @H-Town Chic***

i’m sick to death of Judah & Bill wid their preachy selves! Always up in here trying to stir up some militant shit. These 2 are the ‘men’ who are against inter-racial relationships because it will lead to the extinction of the black race. The worst thing is these ‘dudes’ cover up their Aryan/Nazi/militant/down right crazy views with pseudo religious talk in an atempt to fool gullible black folk. Y’all “men” need to find a nice mormon village somewhere in Utah and spread ur shit there.

LMAO @ SOME OF THESE COMMENTS. especially Bashy & Meat. Meat is always fuckin HILARIOUS.

The pic of pharrell makes me think of the boondocks!!
Check: http://graphics.jsonline....feb06/boondocks021906.jpg

Lol @ those ppl just laying out on the beach like their bodies are in top shape. Pharrel why ?? And its a nice big bag at that, I wonder what he have in that bag ..lol Blah at everything else

That’s not a manly bag. I don’t see a problem with men carrying leather bags, but it’s kind of ridiculous when it’s a bright ass color like that LOL.

Hey Fierce!

Rarely r there any hard bodies at nude beaches…but they obviously love the way they look!

Kelis….bein herself as usual.

If that’s the Birkin from Sex and the City that was like $4000…man bag my ass..but whateva!

I am an African American. I have issues with black women . My father treated my mother like a slave and thats how I veiw all women. My father was a fucked up individual and in the process I was ruined as a man. My bitter post are only a cry for help.

Lmao @ Lovely. Girl, you know nude brothas on a beach would be a damn freakfest, to hell with just looking. I’d be in the bushes somewhere. LOL

Lmao @ Caff. I cosign, a purse is a fuckin purse.

Lmao @ Bashy, Djimon’s breath probably is hot, but Kimora knows that dick is hotter.

Pharrel and his purse are questionable
lol @ Jay and Bey trying not to laugh

@Bashy, I had porridge for breakfast too! LOL! This is great though…Bey and Jay at a nude beach! Just when I thought things couldn’t get any better…

Kelis is always weird. But she looked like she had fun

A BIG WHATEVER to everyone else. Stop it P!

Damn, you know Eve and her brother have different daddies.
Can some please tell me whicj avatar they see of mines??

Monkey juice and cheese may help you get that bitter taste out of your mouth!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF AT THE BEYONCE AND JAY PIC WHAT THE HELL IZ THEY DOIN OH LORD. BEYONCE IS LIKE UMMM OK AND JAY IS LIKE HAHAHAHAHA. HE COULDNT HOLD IT N E MORE

i dont care what pharrell is rockin.i love that man with his sexy ass.

lmao@them on a nude beach.i would’ve turned my ass around quick,then it looks like nothing but old people

kelis,that dress is hideous,you still my girl though

eve looks nice

LMFAO @ Jewel in the bushes. Where’s Fly at? Haha =]

^5 Jewel!! I know thats right!

i cant believe people are actually getting mad and have a “distaste” because of what another man,WHO NONE OF US KNOWS,is rocking.lmao…if pharrell isnt scared to walk aroun in public,knowing the paparazzi is going to be hot on his tail then that must mean the brother has nothing to hide so i say let him do whatever he wants……

and no its not just because its pharrell because if i had a dude rock $15,000 bag,i wouldnt give a damn,means he can hook me up with one too

but if this was HOVA,ya’ll would swear its a new trend

Damn they shoulda found a beach with a skywalk or something. All those Caspers layin around.

Happy Juneteenth Everyone!

@ Judah

Well at least you’ve admitted there’s a problem….

@ Bill

Do you have dredlocks? ( I know I’ve probably spelled it wrong)

@108

Thank you. Everytime you refer to me you give me power, lmao. Why I gotta be a white man for? Are you sayin’ that because you think I’m a deceiver that I must be white? You sound like a racist. Lol. The reason why my comments burn you is because you think that they’re true.

@114

Nice try brother. There’s no meat to what you’re saying though, as usual, haha.

#82 said:

Only Scrappie and a hand full of children got away
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LOL - That movie was the biz. Thats when I started liking Ving Rhames or was it after he came through with a sword in Pulp Fiction…..thinking…..nah I think it was when he got his big ass out of that noose in Rosewood!

Good movie. LOL

*\o/* - YAY THE CHAT IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ how Bee is trying to look away in the first pic. Caught off guard huh?? lol

@127

That’s not me sis. It’ someone else’s bitter cry for help, LMAO.

IS PHARRELL WEARING FOUNDATION?, AWWWWWWW@ BEE AND JAY, UH OH KIMORA- DA D’ MUST BE GOOD, HUH?, LOL, SMH@EVE AND SMH@KELIS, WHY ARE U GETTING BALDER AND BALDER? STILL LOVE YALL, BUT DAMN!

bey is trying not to look, but jay is enjoying the sight lololololl they r cute i think they r married

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy RC and the rest of the CL fam!!!!!

Lizz, he’s in the bushes with me. LOL

Come on CL give us a new post, we’re tired of talking about purses and nekkid folks.

Pharrell is sexy and all, but come on a man bag? That shit is ridiculous…now I know how the older generation felt in the 80’s when men started rocking earrings LOL! Men usually get extremely uncomfortable when they have to carry a bag for a woman (ie Mother, Girlfriend, Wife) so owning one of their own is Definitely Out Of The Question! Man up P damn!

And B&J need to stop frontin’ as much as they vacation they should be used to that by now cause white ppl overseas love to get naked on a beach!

Im sorry for my rants. I missed my meds this morning. my alter ego wont let me be myself.

127. Tiara said: “@ Judah Well at least you’ve admitted there’s a problem….”

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Now, the next step is for him to stop blaming his father for his bitterness and take responsibility for his own, grown-up ass actions!

Then, he should go back and atoine and make peace with all the women and white people he has offended. He should also get away from the negative influences in his life…like that cult he belongs to and he should burn all those wicked books he’s been reading!

There are support groups that can help him! He needs to go out and make friends with a white person and people who don’t look like him! I’ve been pointing out Judahs problem for months and he’s been in dinal, but I guess its true what says, “all good things, work together”!

I have more assignments for him, but this is a start! When he can love and respect women and whites the way he does himself and those like him, then he’s ready to share all those scriptures he learned in there proper place!

A BREAKTHROUGH!!!

As you all know, I am flaming! Today is the day I put all my fears aside and come out of the closet! Pharell has given me hope! hehe

This entire post is hilarious. Look at Bee&Jay, they look so cute together. Jay laughing his off and Beyonce like “The F**K is this sh*t?!”.

Pharell is a grown ass man. If he carries a bag, that’s his buisness not yours, dudes in this blog catching a f**kin heart attack over him carrying a bag. Go bang a broad.

Judah, someone called you a racist because you speak of hatred for white people and a sexist who constantly looks down on black women. Plus you hate on every celebrity on the post. Just because a person is rich & successful, dont mean they have to sell their soul to the devil, or believe in satanic rituals or be simple and vain , you know the type of stuff that you usually speak about. I mean whatever but Im just saying.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

all the people talking shit about pharrell and his “man bag” need to get out of their bubble and travel to other parts of the world… mainly europe. b/c that’s all you see… men carrying bags… and they aren’t gay.

Damn, #127 was an imposter! I knew it was too good to be true! That’s why I recommended the bitter cup filled with monkey juice and cheese! This knee grow will never change!

Okay #138, I see you got jokes! I’m not the one who impersonated you on post #114! I don’t roll like that! If I use an AKA, you’ll know its me!

Besides, post #138 don’t even sound real! But, the Judah impersonater actually sounded like something Judah would say! I was fooled!

These comments are funny as hell in this post….BTW, I like Kimora N D. They look really cute together

@Meat

Lol, you wrote all that and ur silly ass couldn’t see that that wasn’t me. Everyone has their own wrting style. If someone tried to imitate you, like #138, I’d know that wasn’t you because all the spelling is correct, hehe.

@139

I was mocking #108, I wasn’t being serious. That person, probably a caucasian or homosexual, tried to mock me but he/she cut themself. That’s why I said, “why does a deceiver have to be caucasian” because it was that person admitting (in a roundabout way) that caucasians are the most likely to deceive and lie. No disrespect to you sis, but I really don’t give a damn if you wish to label me. I deal with order. There are brothers that come on here and call black women “bitches, hoes, whores” etc. but that’s not a problem. The fact of the matter is that you don’t like the fact that I can justify my beliefs with intellect and research.

Pharrel doesn’t have a purse it looks like just a gym bag….It is pretty bright though but it’s not a purse yall tripping…Swear yall want everyone to be gay….

Eve looks hot as usual and her brother does look like an underage body guard…too funny and they look nothing alike…

@142

That shit doesn’t sound like something that I would say. That sounded like something that you wanted me to says so you could qualify in your mind why I think differently from the average negro, lol. Both my parents are beautiful, intelligent, black people that do not subscribe to my beliefs in the Most High. I thank them for teaching me how to think. If you’re not a black man with a penitentiary record, a gang member, a drug dealer, or a homo, you must have been raised weird. LMAO.

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@Meat

Lol, you wrote all that and ur silly ass couldn’t see that that wasn’t me. Everyone has their own wrting style. If someone tried to imitate you, like #138, I’d know that wasn’t you because all the spelling is correct, hehe.

@139

I was mocking #108, I wasn’t being serious. That person, probably a caucasian or homosexual, tried to mock me but he/she cut themself. That’s why I said, “why does a deceiver have to be caucasian” because it was that person admitting (in a roundabout way) that caucasians are the most likely to deceive and lie. No disrespect to you sis, but I really don’t give a damn if you wish to label me. I deal with order. There are brothers that come on here and call black women “bitches, hoes, whores” etc. but that’s not a problem. The fact of the matter is that you don’t like the fact that I can justify my beliefs with intellect and research.

I wasnt labelling you brotha so please relax. I was saying what the other person thinks about you. You totally took my post the wrong way. I know there is other men in this post that look down on women, that aint new, I have to face sh*t like that everyday, n*ggas dont me, but they still feel they can disrespect me or the next sista like we their enemies. But whatever, I happen to AGREE WITH YOU SOMETIMES. You take things way to seriously when people are just trying to have good time is what Im saying.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

I meant *excuse typos* Dont know me and trying to have a good time.

Love,Peace,&&Honeyy

Judah, you’re one of those brothers who comes on CL and called people niggas, bitches, hoes and white devils! And, as you can see from #139 comments, I’m not the only one who see your sexist and racist attitude!

Damn, I took the time to give you the steps, and it wasn’t even you! $#!T! I’ve worked to hard on you and pittyboi and still no breakthrough! Pity had actually shown some signs of progress, until he saw that damn orange bag in Pharrell’s hand! He called it “cute”! WTF?? He just wishes that Pharrell would have assesorized and “matched a little bit”!! hehe!

You’re the worst two on CL.

@147

My bad sis.