CAPTION ME: JAMIE FOXX & TAMEKA FOSTER

Hmmm…. Maybe Ushers girl has a twin

Jaime: slow ya roll, dude, I mean Tameka…I peeped that hair on your left boob..is that an adams–? wtrf?

Jaime: What you mean Ush said I can’t Queen It Out the best?

Jamie Foxx:
I just don’t see it. WTF usher.

whatchu talkin bout, TOM-EKA!!!

Wow…that look is priceless!

You got Usher stinking ass, but ya won’t get me!

she really does look like a man,,,,

why usher….why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: “WHY USHER WHY???????”

jamie: “Jesus, that apple is bigger than Adam’s”

Damn! Dude’s adam apple is bigger than mine.

Jaime (with hands on hips talking with a lisp):Honey..there’s only enough room in here for one tranny.

To the tune of Georgia On My Mind.
“Meka…Mekaa…
Yo junk… is pokin through yo dress”
“I really wish I was Ray Charles Right now”
” Least i wouldnt have ta see her ugly ass”

Jamie Foxx:

“Pregnant?….since when could dudes give birth?”

Your old enough to be in Jesus’s yearbook.

“B*tch you must be out of your mind..”

You’s one ugly bitch… especially from that angle

Jamie: DAYUM Wanda from In Living Color looked better than her than this chick

or

Jamie as Shug Avery in The Color Purple…You sho is ugly

or

Jamie as Fred on Sanford and Son…Shut up you fish eyed fool

Damn Tomeka I haven’t seen you since I had one too many drinks. You remember that night at the Embassy?

Jamie: Ush…You’s a real fool for this one, yo!!!!!

Jamie: Damn, this chic looks older than me! Wait a minute – is that an adams apple???
Tameka: Cackle, cackle, cackle – I’ll get you! and your little dog Toto too!! Cackle, cackle, cackle

Okay. Usher may not wanted to come out of the closet, but he jumped out when he started dating that Tomeka real name Tommy K. What that —- is he really on. If it is a joke that one is not funny Ush…Try again.

I know how you can fix that receding hairline.

I kno she dont think her old ass can have me!!! my hairline is too fresh 4 dat!!

Jamie: I hope u aint da gurl Usher was singing about….2 of yo ass…ugh!!!!

Remember Wanda from In Living Color?

“UMMMM GIRL, YOU SO CRAAAAZY!!!”

Kanye was right they do exist! Ain’t saying she a gold digger but you know the rest

Jaime: DAMN, You sho is ugly!

or

Jaime: You know you too damn old for him!

or

Tameka: Yooou’rrrree Neeexxxxxxt!
Jaime: The hell I’m not!

Jamie: “What the F*CK does he see in your old ass?!”

Jamie: “Mann i wish this he-she stops whistling cuz her breathhhh stankkkk like sh*t”

I REALLY HATE TO USE THE WORD UGLY, BUT TAMEKA IS NOT CUTE AT ALL, BUT SHE MUST HAVE SOMETHING THAT USHER CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF, UGGH!!! I HATE TO IMAGINE, LOL.

we ‘ bout to get unpreDICKtable

“You Sure You Don’t Got A Dick?”

Tomeka: Ooooh Jamie. You lookin’ rough tonight. I like that. You ever heard that song about two R&B singers messin’ with the same girl?

Jamie: Bitchhhhhhh please…..SECURITY. Tame this wilderbeast.

Is that a adam’s apple?

Jamie”In the words of Riley Freeman, ‘That’s real gay nigga, cut that out.’ “

Tameka, “Gone, Jamie, ya know you can’t handle what I’m packing!”
Jamie, “Baby, I can pop,lock, drop it ,and spread eagle this ass with the best of ‘em. Ask Usher!”

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS WOMAN…I’M LIKE… “I CAN’T BELIEVE USHER”.SHE MUST GOT KRYPTONITE I HER P****.MR.”WHAT YA’LL NO ABOUT A SUPERMODEL” MAYBE HIS OTHER RELATIONS FELL OFF CAUSE HE SECRETLY LUVED MEN…LOL…WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE EM.

Jamie: Oh what I would give to have my eyes glued shut again (While filming Ray he had his eye lids glued shut)

-or-

Jamie: hmmm, Eddie sho missed out on this tranny (cause we all know how much Eddie loves transexuals)

Jaime – “You said you were how old?”

You all should truly be ashamed of yourselves. The comments left in this post are just inexcusable. Caption this doesn’t have to consist of such hateful and virile comments.

Jamie Foxx: “I Can’t Believe Me, Usher, & Kells was messing with the same girl….. DAMN”

LMBAO!!!!!

Tameka: He’s looking at my Adam’s apple isn’t he? I know he’s looking right at it.

Man Usher is F**king up

“usher should have told yo ass you dont have to call,im gon have to sit here and let this shit marinate”

lmao@c-money

Mine is ..

Damn! Usher must fuck you with a brown bag over your head.

Damn… U look older than I thought…..

“I wish you’d Shut yo Monkey ass up”

Jamie- ” damn this girls breaf stank!”

Tameka- ” let me back up, cause Jaime looks like he just came from the shelter”

Usher don’t have to worry about us messing with the same girl

Times like this..I wish I had to keep my eyes closed…like when I was playing Ray

Tameka boom I got the man yall want and I am old enough to be his mama.

What chu talkin bout Willis?

Jamie: So…. i heard you hang like a horse

Tameka: Well you know i make it do what it do baby

Jamie to Tameka:

“Now who got the crackpipe? WHERE IS THE CRACKPIPE??!!

Tamika to Jamie:

I aint got it….I promise I aint got it… (chuckles sheepishly)

I tried told Chilli that nigga was gay! His mama deserve to be fired after letting him run around with Puffy when he was younger cuz I’m sure that’s who turned him out!

Jamie: “Damn, Usher got some more shit he need to confess!!!”

Tameka: “Well you know, Ush and I…..(blah, blah, blah)”

Jaime: “…BITCH PLEASE!!!”

jamie: why is ur breast all up on my arm!

” Now I aint saying she a gold digga…but she aint messing wit no broke…..lmao