CAPTION ME: JAMIE FOXX & TAMEKA FOSTER

June 25th, 2007

Check out Jamie Foxx and Tameka Foster (Usher’s Fiance) at the 3rd Annual DJ Irie Weekend at Cameo in Miami on Saturday. You know the routine, caption it and the best caption gets a mention in the Round Up on Friday.

  1. 1.
    Bill Stock

    Hmmm…. Maybe Ushers girl has a twin

    /0
  2. 2.
    GirlBlu

    Jaime: slow ya roll, dude, I mean Tameka…I peeped that hair on your left boob..is that an adams–? wtrf?

    /0
  3. 3.
    GirlBlu

    Jaime: What you mean Ush said I can’t Queen It Out the best?

    /0
  4. 4.
    ladyj

    Jamie Foxx:
    I just don’t see it. WTF usher.

    /0
  5. 5.
    Ashes

    whatchu talkin bout, TOM-EKA!!!

    /0
  6. 6.
    Aquanna

    Wow…that look is priceless!

    /0
  7. 7.
    kay

    You got Usher stinking ass, but ya won’t get me!

    /0
  8. 8.
    ashhh

    she really does look like a man,,,,

    why usher….why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    /0
  9. 9.
    shaunamarie

    Jamie: “WHY USHER WHY???????”

    /0
  10. 10.

    jamie: “Jesus, that apple is bigger than Adam’s”

    /0
  11. 11.
    me

    Damn! Dude’s adam apple is bigger than mine.

    /0
  12. Jaime (with hands on hips talking with a lisp):Honey..there’s only enough room in here for one tranny.

    /0
  13. 13.
    JDH

    To the tune of Georgia On My Mind.
    “Meka…Mekaa…
    Yo junk… is pokin through yo dress”
    “I really wish I was Ray Charles Right now”
    ” Least i wouldnt have ta see her ugly ass”

    /0
  14. 14.
    smartarse

    Jamie Foxx:

    “Pregnant?….since when could dudes give birth?”

    /0
  15. 15.
    cleeters

    Your old enough to be in Jesus’s yearbook.

    /0
  16. 16.
    Daru

    “B*tch you must be out of your mind..”

    /0
  17. 17.

    You’s one ugly bitch… especially from that angle

    /0
  18. 18.
    Common Sense

    Jamie: DAYUM Wanda from In Living Color looked better than her than this chick

    or

    Jamie as Shug Avery in The Color Purple…You sho is ugly

    or

    Jamie as Fred on Sanford and Son…Shut up you fish eyed fool

    /0
  19. Damn Tomeka I haven’t seen you since I had one too many drinks. You remember that night at the Embassy?

    /0
  20. 20.
    Brittany McKia

    Jamie: Ush…You’s a real fool for this one, yo!!!!!

    /0
  21. 21.
    Lera

    Jamie: Damn, this chic looks older than me! Wait a minute – is that an adams apple???
    Tameka: Cackle, cackle, cackle – I’ll get you! and your little dog Toto too!! Cackle, cackle, cackle

    /0
  22. 22.
    ladysingsdblues

    Okay. Usher may not wanted to come out of the closet, but he jumped out when he started dating that Tomeka real name Tommy K. What that —- is he really on. If it is a joke that one is not funny Ush…Try again.

    /0
  23. 23.
    BarbaraB

    I know how you can fix that receding hairline.

    /0
  24. 24.
    David

    I kno she dont think her old ass can have me!!! my hairline is too fresh 4 dat!!

    /0
  25. 25.
    Eve

    Jamie: I hope u aint da gurl Usher was singing about….2 of yo ass…ugh!!!!

    /0
  26. 26.
    Mister Anderson

    Remember Wanda from In Living Color?

    “UMMMM GIRL, YOU SO CRAAAAZY!!!”

    /0
  27. 27.
    Emerald

    Kanye was right they do exist! Ain’t saying she a gold digger but you know the rest

    /0
  28. 28.
    Leesh

    Jaime: DAMN, You sho is ugly!

    or

    Jaime: You know you too damn old for him!

    or

    Tameka: Yooou’rrrree Neeexxxxxxt!
    Jaime: The hell I’m not!

    /0
  29. 29.
    lacherrymoon

    Jamie: “What the F*CK does he see in your old ass?!”

    /0
  30. 30.
    UniqueDcChikk

    Jamie: “Mann i wish this he-she stops whistling cuz her breathhhh stankkkk like sh*t”

    /0
  31. 31.
    J. KISSZY

    I REALLY HATE TO USE THE WORD UGLY, BUT TAMEKA IS NOT CUTE AT ALL, BUT SHE MUST HAVE SOMETHING THAT USHER CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF, UGGH!!! I HATE TO IMAGINE, LOL.

    /0
  32. 32.
    soldier8905

    we ‘ bout to get unpreDICKtable

    /0
  33. 33.

    “You Sure You Don’t Got A Dick?”

    /0
  34. 34.
    ASHYNN DELUCA

    Tomeka: Ooooh Jamie. You lookin’ rough tonight. I like that. You ever heard that song about two R&B singers messin’ with the same girl?

    Jamie: Bitchhhhhhh please…..SECURITY. Tame this wilderbeast.

    /0
  35. 35.
    Ashley

    Is that a adam’s apple?

    /0
  36. 36.
    Darkside

    Jamie”In the words of Riley Freeman, ‘That’s real gay nigga, cut that out.’ “

    /0
  37. 37.
    joeinmemphis

    Tameka, “Gone, Jamie, ya know you can’t handle what I’m packing!”
    Jamie, “Baby, I can pop,lock, drop it ,and spread eagle this ass with the best of ‘em. Ask Usher!”

    /0
  38. 38.
    SUCHALADY186

    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS WOMAN…I’M LIKE… “I CAN’T BELIEVE USHER”.SHE MUST GOT KRYPTONITE I HER P****.MR.”WHAT YA’LL NO ABOUT A SUPERMODEL” :P MAYBE HIS OTHER RELATIONS FELL OFF CAUSE HE SECRETLY LUVED MEN…LOL…WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE EM.

    /0
  39. Jamie: Oh what I would give to have my eyes glued shut again (While filming Ray he had his eye lids glued shut)

    -or-

    Jamie: hmmm, Eddie sho missed out on this tranny (cause we all know how much Eddie loves transexuals)

    /0
  40. 40.
    C-money

    Jaime – “You said you were how old?”

    /0
  41. 41.
    Roselyn

    You all should truly be ashamed of yourselves. The comments left in this post are just inexcusable. Caption this doesn’t have to consist of such hateful and virile comments.

    /0
  42. 42.
    HoT_MaMa_WiT_ThE_HoT_PiNk_ToP

    Jamie Foxx: “I Can’t Believe Me, Usher, & Kells was messing with the same girl….. DAMN”

    LMBAO!!!!!

    /0
  43. 43.
    TataLovesTravis

    Tameka: He’s looking at my Adam’s apple isn’t he? I know he’s looking right at it.

    /0
  44. 44.
    ja

    Man Usher is F**king up

    /0
  45. 45.

    “usher should have told yo ass you dont have to call,im gon have to sit here and let this shit marinate”

    lmao@c-money

    /0
  46. 46.

    Mine is ..

    Damn! Usher must fuck you with a brown bag over your head.

    /0
  47. 47.
    Caribbean_Gem

    Damn… U look older than I thought…..

    /0
  48. 48.
    rastadon

    “I wish you’d Shut yo Monkey ass up”

    /0
  49. 49.
    Lyric (myspace.com/creole_curlyhair)

    Jamie- ” damn this girls breaf stank!”

    Tameka- ” let me back up, cause Jaime looks like he just came from the shelter”

    /0
  50. 50.
    Emerald

    Usher don’t have to worry about us messing with the same girl

    /0
  51. 51.
    Portia

    Times like this..I wish I had to keep my eyes closed…like when I was playing Ray

    /0
  52. 52.
    Dame

    Tameka boom I got the man yall want and I am old enough to be his mama.

    /0
  53. 53.
    Talicious

    What chu talkin bout Willis?

    /0
  54. 54.
    Whadafxup

    Jamie: So…. i heard you hang like a horse

    Tameka: Well you know i make it do what it do baby

    /0
  55. 55.
    Khinje

    Jamie to Tameka:

    “Now who got the crackpipe? WHERE IS THE CRACKPIPE??!!

    Tamika to Jamie:

    I aint got it….I promise I aint got it… (chuckles sheepishly)

    /0
  56. 56.
    C.U.inC.U.

    I tried told Chilli that nigga was gay! His mama deserve to be fired after letting him run around with Puffy when he was younger cuz I’m sure that’s who turned him out!

    /0
  57. 57.
    HoT_MaMa_WiT_ThE_HoT_PiNk_ToP

    Jamie: “Damn, Usher got some more shit he need to confess!!!”

    /0
  58. 58.
    Facts888

    Tameka: “Well you know, Ush and I…..(blah, blah, blah)”

    Jaime: “…BITCH PLEASE!!!”

    /0
  59. 59.
    sexijulz

    jamie: why is ur breast all up on my arm!

    /0
  60. 60.
    Candace

    ” Now I aint saying she a gold digga…but she aint messing wit no broke…..lmao

    /0